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Diamond & Silk Celebrate: [YouTube] Donald Trump Wins All 5 States. Diamond and Silk Celebrate. #Still Winning (embed)
Based E.T. Williams Celebrates the Trump Sweep: [YouTube] Donald Trump Wins All 5 States On Super Tuesday— RI, CT, MD, PA, DE (embed)
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 951/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cheater and the Eater): 718 (566 & 152)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
[YouTube] FULL Donald Trump Victory Speech & Q&A On Super Tuesday III - Wins In PA,RI,MD,CT&DE APRIL 26th '16 (embed)
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
[YouTube] Full Speech: Donald Trump Holds MASSIVE Rally in Wilkes-Barre, PA (4-25-16) (embed)
INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
[YouTube] Full Interview: Donald & Eric Trump at Hannity, 4/25/16: rips Cruz-Kasich alliance as 'collusion' (embed)
ENTERTAINMENT
>CNN's Van Jones BTFO
[YouTube] Van Jones: Donald Trump's sweep a 'bizarre outc... (embed) [Embed]
>Killing Monsters
[YouTube] The Donald - Killing Monsters (embed)
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
[YouTube] Ted Cruz calls hoop a 'basketball ring' (embed)
>Megyn Kelly STOMPING the Rat!
https://twitter.com/KLSouth/status/725079744400789508 (embed)
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
[YouTube] OverTrump (embed)
>Colludin’ Kasich
[YouTube] Colludin' Kasich (embed)
>Trump: Little Bites!
[YouTube] Donald Trump Explains how John Kasich eats Pancakes [Hilarious] (embed)
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ (embed)
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe (embed)
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70JI3Hf6-Y
repostin anons video. shilling for a good cause
MAGA
CAUTION TO TRUMP GENERALS
>HILLCUNT SHILL ATTACK IMMINENT
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When can we expect the soros funded trollfest to officially begin raiding pol now that Teflon Don is invading her turf? How can we prepare ourselves for the 6 month long shitshow?
https://twitter.com/StopTrumpPAC/status/725188348839628800
>>72223134
All you have to do is vote.
>>72223059
>(embed)
>he literally went to the trouble of replacing [Embed] with (embed) instead of deleting it
Now this is shitposting
>>72223134
>>72223077
Why don't you support a cutie like Hillary desu~
>>72223059
awoooo this kinsey plox
Wow Rato really got nailed
You might even say he was Cruzified
>>72223238
Links fixed you massive faggot
Diamond & Silk Celebrate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiK2McH4yOI
Based E.T. Williams Celebrates the Trump Sweep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE85Hg02aUY
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 951/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cheater and the Eater): 718 (566 & 152)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5SRESaRUc
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ
INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
ENTERTAINMENT
>CNN's Van Jones BTFO
https://youtu.be/_XyurZY7v3k
>Killing Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>Megyn Kelly STOMPING the Rat!
https://twitter.com/KLSouth/status/725079744400789508
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
/r/sandersforpresident is just the best right now
those cucks are somewhere between the depression/acceptance stage, it's glorious
Woo! Yeah! Let's get the banter started!
>>72223134
/pol/ is going to be unusable come November.
I don't think there are enough Roof Koreans in the world to fighg off the mass that will be here.
>Trump is 500k votes away from having as many votes as Cruz and Kasich combined
>Indiana has an open primary
>in 2012 1.2 million people voted in the Indiana GOP primary.
Anyone think Trump could beat them both in the vote total there? He already has lore delegates than all other candidates combined.
>Unable to follow the elections for a while
>From the Can't Stump the Tump new videos, Ben Shapiro actually wrote #TRUMP 2016
W-What?
Nice delegates you got there Donald. It would be a shame if something happened to them...
Is Hillary the most hawkish presidential candidate?
>>72223340
>The Great Trumpening of 2016
>>72223059
Tell me about Trump?!
Why does he keep winning?!
awoo
What's this I hear about hillary being a snide cunt about trump's women comment?
Goodbye, Rato.
>>72223303
Yes, His elimination was Ratified
>>72223134
Anon is right first one spotted in the septs thread
>>72223287
cant even hide the shilling poor form.
I like me some liberal tears, but I've been seeing some salt on the cuckservative side and it's equally glorious :^)
Their delusion is almost Berine-fans tier
>REEEEEE HE'S A LIBERAL
>MUH UNFAVORABILITY POLLS IN APRIL
>>72223405
Well Rubio just killed Cruz and Kasich with that move.
nice
>>72223340
Gurkha reporting
gotta check this >>72222222
>>72223372
Who you talkin to?
>>72223423
I still have difficulty imagining what kind of game awoo actually comes from.
>>72223361
Trump is on track to receive more primary votes than any Republican candidate in US history. He's 700k short of Bush's 2000 record.
He's only 3% behind Clinton. This time in 2008, Obama was down 12% to Romney.
The second Sanders and Kasich drop out, he's going to take the lead. After the first debate, it'll widen out to double digits. November will be 42-58.
America is ready for someone who puts America first and party shenanigans last.
Trump/Webb 2016
"Now "P.C" Means "Pussy Crushing"!"
>>72223405
IT'S RUBIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>72223203
>Reminder: @JohnKasich is still in the race.
Is this a serious account?
>>72223465
yo CSTT, you working on the new one? Hopefully it will be like the older ones those were the best. Also congrats on being the unofficial minister of Trumpropaganda!
>>72223340
not to mention paid bloodthirsty soros shills. eventually the word will get out where the bloodline of Trump applied memetics originates. probably in this thread right now making tactical preparations for future attack waves.
/pol/ will become tower defense with laggy frames
>>72223501
KEK WILLS IT
>>72223465
RIP Rato
Cruzshills will be missed.
Hillshills are incoming...
>>72223576
If Trump/Webb happens then I'll open a kickstarter so I can invest myself into an USA citizenship and vote for Trump.
>>72223557
I just want to see him completely dominate the entire GOPe first.
>>72223576
>un-ironically believing Webb will be Trump's VP
Everytime, so funny. You kids are like Ron Paul fags 3.0
>>72223553
Shmup.
>>72223697
Trump/Johnson 2016
>>72223669
What can Shillarys even do? We're all pretty much solid conservatives, only thing they can do is spam, get banned and go away
>>72223405
Implying after this and the NE story that Rubio isn't 100% Trumps vp
>>72223647
Yes.
Volume 24 will revert back to how the series used to be. Should be up later today or early tomorrow.
It was weird how it turned out. I felt that I had to focus on the Chicago riots in 21, and I couldn't ignore the Brussels attack in 22, especially since he sadly predicted it.
And 23 I just didn't have much material to work with sans the New York victory, so I had to make my own OC.
>>72223557
Yeeeeap.
Ignore the corrupt media and DNC/RNC shilling
We got this
>>72223576
Literally a dream come true if it happened.
Honestly I'd rather have Webb as president than Trump... but getting elected is half the job. Webb is too good for this world. Watching him at the debate was like seeing an adult try to explain rules to toddlers. We need a president who knows how little actual power the president has, and can competently use the power he does have to make the world safer and greater.
>>72223465
When will we see the unbound ones commit and get added to the totals?
>>72223744
Women have higher voter turn out ratios.
She will win the female vote.
Morning
Gimme the good news
HOW BIG DID WE WIN?
>>72223497
RARE
>>72223405
Wow, thanks Lil' Marco.
>>72223798
Six-Day War big.
holy shit Trump was on Morning Joe this morning,
he sounds like he just woke up
>>72223798
ALL OF IT
>watching msnbc just now
>mfw they made it look so easy for trump to get 1,237
I'm so fucking happy
>>72223791
>Women have higher voter turn out ratios.
can't be bothered to cook clean or get a job but they turn up to vote huh.
>>72223798
all 5 bongs!
>>72223405
"Yeah guys, I have a strategy that will definitely stop Trump. No, I'm not being sarcastic."
>>72223683
I'm sure Trump has him on the list for VP, but we still need to send the Emperor the message. Spam his Twitter!
>>72223798
Every county of every state
>>72223798
Every
Single
Precinct
>>72223669
many of the cruzmissiles are actually hillshills
>>72223798
EVERY
SINGLE
COUNTY
>>72223852
yeah he actually sounded a bit crook
hope he takes a day off or something
>>72223669
I've honestly labored under the impression all the anti-Trump shills were coming from Bernie's camp.
Speaking of which, are we still of the opinion that we can get them to vote for Trump? Seems to me like the better plan would be to make them feel so disenfranchised that they never participate in the process again.
>>72223576
Never gonna happen.
Newt would be better, plus he'd bring in the nevertrump crowd quickly.
At what time will Trump be giving his foreign policy speech today?
>>72223697
Don't even say the Gov from New Mexico or I'll fkn beat you with a hot hanger
YESSSSSSS
tearing up irl
>>72223798
5/5
Everyone had their knickers either in a twist or threw it to Trump.
Truly an outstanding night for /pol/
Trump Generals every 5 minutes because we would reach the post capacity so fast; everyone was celebrating.
>>72223852
Maybe he did.
Or maybe he's being presidential = boring.
Okay so the song "The Power Of The Wall" is pretty much done, vocals might need some polishing up and the levelling is still a bit off.
I'd love your feedback on it Trump Gen
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KZCPJBcrJN
>>72223852
all that birthday sex
>>72223947
Time to push for Bernie's third party run.
>>72224021
you and reddit alike
Sad!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72223576
It's going to be Trump/Oprah 2016.
Woman and black vote locked down without trouble.
>>72223251
B-Bill's cuter...
>>72223557
Trump puts himself first
You're just a means to that end
Enjoy it when he accomplishes nothing he said he would
Hey trump losers why do poor uneducated blue collar degenerates like you guys consistently support for a candidate who is blatantly against your economic interest?
So just saw how many people voted among Dems and Republicans. I didn't follow US politics much, so is it normal that dems are getting higher numbers in these states? (in some states it's equal but in most it's like 100,000 votes more)
Also most importantly could The Don win any of these states in the General Election since most of these states look like democrat strongholds?
I think Trump had a good run but will probably lose to Hillary. Too many Republicans will sit out the gen. election bc they don't like Trump whereas every Sanders supporter will vote for Hillary.
When do the Pennsylvania unbound delegates start being committed? Thats a huge amount left.
>>72223852
All nighter with Melania
>>72223947
They'll come, just let things take their natural course. They say they won't, but they will.
Be sure to berate them and slap the shit out of them, they actually love it and it's your right as the victor.
>>72223911
Paint it red Little Donald
>>72224094
That would be great, but Bernie won't run. He's a cuck and he won't fuck the Democrats that way. We could push a movement to write him in, though.
>>72224111
Where have I seen this before.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign,_2000
How could Hillary ever recover?
>>72224170
Donald will get about 40 unbound delegates from PA. They don't officially commit until the first round of voting at the convention.
>>72224141
Yes, they are all traditionally blue states.
PA maybe the most likely to be in play in the general.
>>72223744
>only thing they can do is spam, get banned and go away
That's pretty much what happened to cruzbots. Otherwise the cruzbots got massive butthurt when their candidate was shitted on massively and they can't keep up.
>>72223497
If that's what you need to do to get the second highest military honour for bravery
What do you need to do to get the first?
>>72224094
I don't think Trump can be the one to push for a 3rd party run from bernie. "Bernie should run 3rd party, I think he'd do great!" It's too obvious.
He should be more subtle, and just keep talking about how bernie got shafted by the Democrats because they wanted to stamp out an antiestablishment candidate and back the goldman-sachs-funded hillary. And then leave the conclusion up the bernfags.
>>72223852
Let's just say he celebrated hard
without alcohol, drugs, or cigarettes
Let your mind fill in the blanks
>>72223134
They'll be from correct the record. Usually when you name them they fuck off for a bit.
awoof awoooof
>>72224104
BASKETBALL
R I N G
I
N
G
>>72223553
Are you fucking serious?
>>72224232
Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin, Iowa, and New Hampshire are all in play with Trump.
>>72223947
Bernie and Trump actually share a lot, at least in what they view as problems. Corporate control, valuing the global economy over the American economy, using citizens as tools rather than viewing them as the whole point of government, general crookedness at every level
The difference is that Sanders is that retarded kid in your GE polisci class who won't shut up about how communism WOULD work if only they'd do it correctly (aka, let them run the show) meanwhile Trump is that guy who is literally a billionaire and has helped millions of people already and is now trying to save the world
Sanders supporters agree with us on a lot of things, that's why the media is so dead set on pitting us against each other. Divide and Conquer. Imagine if a voting bloc emerged that wasn't beholden to one arbitrary party over another, but was just angry at the entire government?
Trump is already winning moderates -- like me. I believe in legal abortion. I also believe that women should be allowed to conceal carry while getting those abortions. And I think transsexualism is a mental illness, and value local farming, and dislike higher minimum wages, and value government spending on highways and national parks... there is no party for me. So I choose the candidate who's smart enough not to destroy our country, who I know isn't working for the same sellout bankers and power-players as Clinton and Obama and Cruz and Ryan and Bush worked for.
Trump is already just 3% below Clinton. She's done too much to win Sanders people. We know liberals are short tempered and vote with their feelings... their feelings are hurt... how can they hurt the person who hurt them? I know, by voting for Donald Trump instead of her!
>>72224194
Then he will look like a sell out for not continuing his fight and disenfranchise his followers. Win/win.
Whens the next rally?
>got the day off work
>first time in months
>sitting here on edge
>feet are sweating
>don't feel good
>"they probably need my help"
>"they're probably fucking everything up"
>maybe i should check in for 10 minutes
is this what it feels like to be high energy or autistic
>Glenn Beck saying Trump can't win with 25% of the people scared of him being elected in exit polls
>"forgets" to mention Cruz had over 50% of people scared of him in the exit polls
What a cuck.
>>72224127
I would rather he accomplish nothing than allow corrupt Washington politicians continue to pass Anti-American trade deals and policies.
Fuck you.
>>72224252
Solo the whitehouse
>>72223553
http://youtu.be/M9Rn96NnPSM
She's the mid boss who appears around 1 min.
>>72224320
is touhou worth playing?
got a link at all?
>>72223911
>Providence
Would Lovecraft supports Trump?
Why is everyone here afraid to take the ultimate redpill, the Tedpill?
Oh well I guess youre just a bunch of cowards too afraid to do it, I guess you dont have the balls to take the redpill, to stand against trannies and gays, oh well stay in your little blue pill delusion then, cowards.
>>72224104
Very sad... especilly if he announces
Sourpuss as a running m8 when he
HASN'T EVEN WON
>>72224252
sacrifice your life for innocent shitskins
>>72224261
But he does that. He praises Bernie's anti-establishment stance, bashes DNC for being crooks.
If it's played right, lefties will try to use Trump as the hammer against DNC establishment, believing the pendulum swings after 4 years of Trump the Literal Hitler.
>>72224131
Is this it?
I..I..Is the first?
>>72224104
i'd disappear myself so fast if i was crux, but of course when you are/were vital part of the bush dynasty and your "wife" is a boss woman for cfr/goldman sachs, you can keep on lyin'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm71Khu5-Lk
>>72224273
Benis in bagina :DDD
>>72224059
Bretty comfy lad
Tweet it to Trump, it'll be YUUGE if he retweet
>>72224378
Red Pill is a spook.
>>72224356
Sounds like you just have a strong work ethic and need to learn to relax a little anon
It's your day off, take it easy. If something comes up and they need you I'm sure they'll let you know.
>>72224333
I was just talking about the states that voted yesterday.
>>72224305
it's my favourite australian.
>>72224356
autistic, truely one of us, one of us!
>>72223423
canadian shield of shitposting
>tfw Trump is already creeping up in general before Trump executes operation annihilate crooked Hillary.
>tfw MAGA is this much closer
Is.... is it happening, brothers?
>>72223077
DUN NU NU NAAAAA
SUPER WINNIN' ROBOT
MAGA MAN
>>72224377
Yes
Would nightmare about Hillary
>>72224378
>rohypnol.jpg
And you should put the "sniveling" thing before cowards.
>>72223669
>Cruzshills will be missed.
>Hillshills are incoming...
They are the same people
Hillary does NOT want to face Trump and a splintered GOP is good for her
>>72224377
Almost definitely.
>>72224407
No I've been here the whole time mostly just to clown on trumpeters since its too easy
>>72224367
>>72224376
....that's it?
every single awoo has come from that tiny little sprite on a scrolling 8 bit game?
The general election is going to be glorious.
Prediction: Before it's all over with, Trump will call Hillary "ugly" several times and mockingly use the sentence, "I have a vagina, vote for me!" at least once.
>>72224376
Google it, friend.
>>72224526
It's become a lot larger than just the games
ITT:Sniveling Cowards
>>72224526
Newfag leave.
>>72223798
This fkn guy makes me cringe every time when he
shouts his infomercial preacher act
Bye, Bye, Rato
Basketball rings for everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_cjgtmIz2k
>>72224465
>>72224455
I'll be back.
>>72224620
PUFFY
Listening to rato speak for not even 5 seconds makes me want to rip my ears off.
>>72224526
The game type is called "Bullet Hell" where you dodge all the bullets.
>>72223059
Where the fuck is poland?
>>72224542
Never did it cross Hillarys mind when this pic was taken, that she looking at the man who would irreversibly fuck her shit up.
>>72224378
You forgot True Conservative™
I am #cruzmissile now.
>>72224635
>This fkn guy makes me cringe every time
Not just you
>Neurologist explains why it’s hard to look at Ted Cruz’s creepy ‘unsettling’ face
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/neurologist-explains-why-its-hard-to-look-at-ted-cruzs-creepy-unsettling-face/
>>72224667
I know what it is, I stopped playing those when I hit about seven years old.
but ok.
>awoo
KEEP THIS HATE SPEECH OFF OF THIS BOARD!
Genuinely curious, how much does Trump pay you shills to come here and make and spread memes all day?
This was a Cruz board after he BTFO Ellen Page then BOOM one day its filled with Drumpfkin shills.
>>72224526
The fandom made it happend.
They all created fanfictions, doujinshis, images, comics.
Even the merchandise, they got involved into anything related to it.
>>72224526
Touhou fandom is the amalgamation of thousands of the most autistic minds known the modern man.
>>72224670
This, imagine your downfall being a good friend of yours
This makes this election that much more sweet
Has anyone come up with a serious prayer that can be said for Trump hesychastic style (very short, said repeatedly in groups of 100 or so at a time).
Why hasn't Donald trump (black version) made it to the playlist?
>>72224494
AAAAAHHHHH THE SUCCUBUS POTUS
"Don't Stop" by Fleetwood Mac played
at Billary's inaugural party.
At Hellary's it would be this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNCE3DUZnKM
>>72224450
I'll chuck it up on youtube at a higher sound quality, thanks for the support lad
Ahahaahah Cruz always copy Trump speech.
>>72224727
>Ellen Page
>Drumpfkin
That's a whole 0.10$!
good job
>>72224727
>Getting paid for this
I fucking wish
>Drumpf
You outed yourself, reddit
Devastating.
Good luck in Indiana, Donald. God knows you'll need it.
Nah, don't forget the sanders supporters.
>>72224376
http://nicoblog.org/pc-games/touhou-6-the-embodiment-of-scarlet-devil-english-patched/
i think its fun.
>>72224788
There was a news segment they stated that this was historical or something I can't find it on YT tho
>>72224727
all these keks are so much better than money.
How did it go last night? Did trump win it all?
>>72224723
These things disgust me. Every time I see her I have to go hug my imouto for not being a SJW loser.
anybody else catch el rato dodging questions on msnbc?
>>72224727
Making America Great Again doesn't require a paycheck Applied Memetics. All that's needed is a love of country . MAGA
>>72224886
Is the space pope reptilian?
>>72224668
I know where it is geographically. Just want to find the punk ass bitch from last thread.
ANYONE LOOKING AT TED?
LOOK AT HEIDI
SHES LOOKING AT HIM LIE
YOU CAN SEE THE DISGUST ON HER FACE
>>72224727
WE DO IT FOR FREE!
Cruz dodging and lyin on MSNBC
>>72224727
we do it all
FOR
FREE
>>72224886
>>72223332
RARE
UNLISTED VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFeCGq6kPO4
>>72224261
He's just trying to disenfranchise his base and bring them over
>>72224774
How many song are you planning to make?
we need a longer version of this one after today
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461254676491.webm
rato can't stop sucking kike COCK
>>72224727
Wait what, Cruz attacked Ellen Page?
And just when I thought I couldn't hate him any more.
>>72223301
KINSEY
>>72224663
He is emulating evangelical preachers.
Someone going to a Pentecostal church and hearing Ted Cruz will probably believe and vote for him. To others, it sounds insincere and manipulative. SLIMY.
>>72224727
>Ellen Page
Oh hello again
You're so weird
>>72224986
She gives me an ASMR boner. Goddamn I love her.
>>72225017
Why do you still like this stupid dyke?
>>72224727
Still got a few stragglers on I see? Gotta hand it to em, Memetics LLT doesn't quit easy even if they do hire the most faggoty pieces of shit on the planet.
>>72224668
>>72224920
The fuck you on about?
Calm down.. count to ten burger, count to ten
>>72225031
I'm waiting for yesterday's super tuesday picture now. It'll be glorious.
>>72224526
Welcome to reality, Straya.
LYIN' TED I FUCKING HATE HIM FUCK I HATE HIM SO MUCH
>>72225051
Because she a cute
i don't really care what her political views are
Uhmmm, Donald??
America is ALREADY Great..
AAHHAHA rato defending basketball rim.
>>72223911
how few delegates were there yesterday that after such a swipe Trump is still under 1000?
Jesus fuck.
![[patriotism levels approaching maximum].png](https://i.imgur.com/HbCOyRD.png "[patriotism levels approaching maximum]")
>>72223557
>58-42
not big enough bruh
i genuinely think trump is beating crooked hillary with a whopping 62% - 72% of the popular vote
he really is that damn good. that evil bitch got flustered by *bernie sanders*. just WAIT til DONALD TRUMP starts to REALLY open fire.
she might literally DIE from the stress. he's already inside her head so i can't wait.
>>72224940
he has this video where he's talking about himself while his relatives on the side get uncomfortable.
>>72224727
It's incredible how much I genuinely like Trump now. The only thing I wish he did different was take a symbolic approach to the wall. Instead of saying we'll build a 300 foot wall that goes 100 feet deep, I wish he would have said that we are going to create 10,000 more border patrol jobs and arm them well, along with border monitoring tech and build a fucking wall that illegals would not be able to get through.
>Ted shitting on New York to try to win Indiana
THIS DIVISIE MOTHERFUCKER
>This was a Cruz board
Did I miss something? Actually, I know I didn't because I'm on here every fucking day and this was never a Cruz board.
>>72225161
where?
channel?
what's everyone watching?
>>72224727
>how much does Trump pay you shills to come here and make and spread memes all day?
I do it for free
My only compensation are giggles in front of my computer as I post dank memes
>>72223911
HE CANT WIN
HE IS UNELLECCTABLE!!!
>>72225217
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
>>72225135
You'll be seeing a lot more of him after Indiana. 8 more years to he exact.
>>72225135
Did he do something new? He just got his shit irrevocably kicked in, I'm pretty much ready to stop giving a shit about him.
>>72224378
Im 100% okay with Ted I just want Trump more.
>>72225214
maybe sometime back in history before Trump announced, I guess
>>72224727
patriotic shitposting doesn't require monetary compensation
>>72225047
Yes, I would be much more likely to vote if she explained it to me ASMR style while washing my hair.
>>72225167
>concern trolls
what the fuck does that even mean
>>72224727
We do it, say it with me, FOR FREE.
Is Winfrey going to endorse Donald Trump?
>>72225259
>Cruz
>capable of winning anything in GE
>when he'll be running against shillary and pissed off Trump voters
Yeah.
>>72225167
>beatin Hillary by 19 points with Latinos
Aaayyyy esse, you have free dollar? Sì? Ahh bueno I am going to votar per te, yes senor
>>72224727
>Happiness is free.
One thread about Cruz BTFO Ellen Page.
BOOM! /pol/ is evangelical retards now.
BOOM! /pol/ is evangelical retards now.
BOOM! /pol/ is evangelical retards now.
>>72224940
Thats just her face.
>>72225167
So much fucking delusion. I'm hoping for mass Bernie people suicides when they realize they donated money they didn't have to a Jew who had no shot of winning.
>Turmp won every county last night
He didn't lose a single one.
>>72225191
And that may be what it comes down to, friend - an army at the border. But symbols are what win elections. The Wall is what put Pink Floyd on top of the rock and roll dog-pile, and it's what will put Donald Trump in the White House.
>>72225276
he is just shit talking on Fox in his smarmy, lawyer, preacher way.
>>72225300
Psychosis.
Seriously though.
What if Trump is a secret democrat sent to nullify the GOPs chance at getting a Republican controlled congress, White house and Supreme Court?
>>72225150
Oh god this again.
Race riots and a general population who can't tell you what 8*3 is without counting on their fingers isn't "great," senpai.
Neither is a crumbling infrastructure, insane trade deficits, and trillions in debt.
But here's your (you) anyway. MAGA!
>>72225282
It was basically a stalemate between potential Rand and Cruz supporters sprinkled with Gary Johnson fags.
Also I think the Ellen Page thing was during the Iowa state fair when we were already on the Trump train
holy fuck, Cruz really sounds like he losing it.
Is the reason behind /r/berniesandersforpresident losing traffic because his supporters are an hero?
CRUZ TO MAKE "MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT" AT 4PM
PROBABLY GOING TO NAME CARLY HIS VP PICK WHICH IS RETARDED BECAUSE HE'S NOT EVEN WINNING
MAYBE HE'LL JUST FUCKING DROP OUT
>>72225281
I still want Trump and Cruz to make up in the end. Maybe make out a bit at the convention.
I think Cruz would crush Warren in the VP debates.
>>72223134
>>72223059
#TRUMP
I hope he wins so we can #BTFO China and Mexico + Cartels.
>>72224141
Yes, NE is primarily democrat. I used to live in Connecticut and my highly liberal aunt voted for Trump. When I asked her why she said "because I have common sense."
>>72225300
>Guys I don't think he can do it. It's over, I now #Shill4Hill
>>72225115
Shut up.
https://youtu.be/3YOYlgvI1uE
>>72225373
You wouldn't need Trump to do that. The existing Republican party could never win another election unless someone like Trump came around.
Think about it. Could you see Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, or any of the other clowns of the Republicans beating the Clinton media machine? Hell no.
>>72224141
Trump can swing PA and NY. The rest of them are unlike the rest of the nation. Mostly white, low unemployment, manufacturing base relies on government contract. Very old and mature economy with little shifts.
>>72225345
the best part?
i don't think comrade sanders get to keep any leftover campaign money. i think it gets sent directly to crooked hillary.
>yfw you realize that bernie pampers tots are literally funding the individual who is going to end his campaign in a few weeks
>>72225414
Carly is the worst VP. Unlike Trump she is a failing CEO. She fucked up HP unbelivable. Fortune and Forbes say she was one of the worst CEOs of all time for a Fortune 500.
>>72225419
Cruz is literal cancer to any ticket he ends up on at this point. Trump's spin about Colorado and backroom delegate deals absolutely fucking destroyed him.
>>72225168
>she might literally DIE from the stress.
Imagine her having a massive stroke during the first debate.
Cruz is going to run independent and then blame Trump for losing to Hillary
Lil' Marco was less of a bot repeating the same shit than these tbqh.
>>72225492
The day iCarly got fired HP stock went up 10%.
>>72225352
I can't listen to him. I really can't. He just looks like Madam to me and comes off as a pedo.
In fact. . .I wonder if that's the reason he's so whack-job Christian: he's a pedo and trying to suppress it.
>>72225525
Too late for that. Sore loser and so on.
>>72225281
This desu. I have no problem supporting Ted as he has farther right wing positions than trump.
When is Trump's foreign policy speech today? Where can I watch it?
>>72225479
I know but some republicans we're polling better than against Clinton.
A few attack ads about her shady corrupt past and people couldn't even consider supporting her.
The reason she is doing so well is because Bernie is a cuck
>>72225419
I want Kasich for dat sweet sweet Ohio vote.
>>72225214
I know some people liked Cruz when he and Trump were broing it up in the first couple debates.
Before Trump, Cruz wasn't really mentioned much. It was mainly Rand support with the rest distributed between a few other candidates.
is it possible that kasich will show up, drop out and endorse cruz today?
>>72225566
>222
>55
>66
Good job!
>>72225577
He can't build a wall.
>>72225414
CONCESSION SPEECH IMMINENT!
>CONCESSION SPEECH IMMINENT!
CONCESSION SPEECH IMMINENT!
>CONCESSION SPEECH IMMINENT!
CONCESSION SPEECH IMMINENT!
>been on /pol/ for years
>there was never a time when /pol/ was a Cruz board, the best moments he had on here were when we thought he would be Trump's VP before he went full rat
concentrated disinfo
>>72225345
What do you mean man? A presidential campaign is just like a kickstarter right? I'll get my money back if they don't get nominated r-right?
>>72225553
https://youtu.be/dKJVGdZcU40?t=1m25s
If you think he's bad now. Funnily enough this is probably the most honest I've ever seen the man. He's pretty genuine in this interview and it makes my skin crawl.
>>72225602
How many Kasich supporters will go to Trump?
How many bernvictims died last night? Anyone get an estimate?
>>72225602
He could but it wouldn't make any difference.
Kasich and Cruz voters don't exactly overlap. To think that one voting block would automatically for to the other is part of the absolute insanity of that (short-lived) "deal."
Mr. Speaker is going to spew some shit at 4:00 p.m. so we'll see what happens then.
>>72225414
>>72225566
TRIP DUB DUBS
>>72225715
>kasich
>supporters
nobody supports kasich, they're just anti-trump cucks at this point
>>72225737
6 MILLION JEWS
>>72225715
Given that Kasich is a RINO and his base is in no way compatible with Trump?
30-50%. Rest won't vote.
>winning by a whisker
AWOOOOOOOO
>>72225748
>Deligcates
>>72225150
See this post?
This is what actual White Privilege looks like.
It's the privilege of saying things are alright because your cushy job is safe, while hard working Americans are laid off by the thousands.
It's the privilege of saying society is healthy because you live in a gated subdivision, while millions of us have to barricade our doors and keep shotguns handy to fend of rapists and drug addicts who kick in windows and steal dead relative's jewelry to pay for their next fix.
It's the privilege of calling it a tragedy when some white kids get shot at a college campus, but staying totally silent when thousands of poor kids are shot on the streets because they got caught up in gangs since there were no jobs for them to take.
It's the privilege of thinking all drugs should be legal because the only ones you've ever used are weed and LSD, and you never even go to the parts of town where the junkies live in boxes with starving guard dogs and illegal rifles.
It's the privilege of demanding a $15 minimum wage for waiters and baristas but insisting the economy would collapse if farms had to hire real Americans rather than illicit immigrant slave labor that can be forced to work double shifts for pennies a day with no legal protections.
Liberals -- YOU ARE THE ONES WITH PRIVILEGE. The more you try to blame others, the more you show how out of touch you are.
>>72225776
>with Trump
With Cruz. I meant with Cruz.
Fuck.
FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH WHEN SENPAI?
>>72225414
I believe party rules prohibit naming a VP nominee prior to locking up the majority and I highly, HIGHLY doubt Cruz would drop out as his whole campaign has been entirely to cockblock Trump. Why would he stop that now?
Probably a bunch of bullshit to con TV into carrying his speech.
MADMAN
>>72225492
I tell people this, and they don't believe it.
Watched the whole Lyin' Ted segment
on MSNBC. It's amazing, he's his own
worst enemy. I don't want to point out
the strategic errors since his team monitors
these threads. I'll just say, keep doing
what you're doing, Rato. Hahaha!
Trump has 38 in Maryland now! He got some more from Rhode Island too
>>72225496
Yeah, the only way they could reasonably fix that is if they played it off like Trump told him to do that shit to expose how corrupt the system was getting or some shit.
>>72225586
Kasich is too establishment and wrong on all of Trump's major points (trade, economy, immigration, willingness to be PC). Trump also doesn't need Kasich to pull Ohio. Clinton would ruin Ohio's economy with federal mandates and Trump just has to expose it and bash her for it.
>>72224131
>0% income tax for poorfags
>against blue collar economic interests
Is dis nigga srs?
>>72225414
He's probably going to drop a major bombshell and destroy trump. I'm fucking scared guys.
>>72225833
And then Trump denies it and Cruz is politically dead forever.
>>72223059
OP WHY YOU NO MAKE IT "CHINA BTFO EDITION" ???
>>72225659
No, likely he trots out Sourpuss Fiorina
as his running m8.
dump all your libtard qt grills north of the border plz america
-Canada
>>72225038
>To others, it sounds insincere and manipulative. SLIMY.
He's overly dramatic about everything.
On the rare occasions that he's not, he comes off as condescending and pretentious.
I don't think that Cruz could order a beer in a restaurant.
>>72225823
He said about Rosie O’Donuts though, not Lena Dunwho.
>>72223789
No they won't be added
>>72225910
>Lena Dunhham
>Cute
>>72225602
Kasich won't drop out. Ohio rules say that if you drop out, the delegates go to the 2nd place. That means dropping out would give Trump 66 extra delegates for the first ballot.
>>72225907
Running to where?
>>72225807
I like this post, and hope it's either already pasta or will be pasta soon.
>>72225910
haah waaw
enjoy your fishmouth fatties
>>72225414
His wife is sick of it all and is pressuring him to drop out.
>>72225814
Noon Eastern time
So like 1 Burger and 45 Fries
>>72225485
"We the Democratic Party have to unite behind Secretary Clinton, we can not let a hate-mongering racist like Donald Trump to be the leader of the free world, and I will do whatever I can to support Secretary Clinton to make sure she wins the General Election"
>>72225697
I hadn't seen this. God.
>if you ever feel bad about what you did in your HS days watch this
yep. Don't feel so bad about that yearbook quote anymore.
>>72225994
Career suicide.
>>72225833
I've said it a couple times before: If it's any establishment politician, I kinda want Rubio.
He can draw in anti-Trump Republicans, Spics, and big business.
Also, if you watch his last Rep debate, you could tell he really loosened up over the whole dick size contest. They could travel America campaigning as "Big Don and Little Marco", he just needs to accept it.
>>72225993
So that's literally the only reason he's still in the race.
you do all know trump will never potus.
Cruz trying to bribe voters
>>72225994
Life boats... the Cruz ship is sinking
>>72223798
>Over 50% in all 5 states
>Every single congressional district
>An undeniable clean sweep
>>72225940
Are we reading the same headline?
>>72225910
kekekek
mental illness isn't sexy
>>72225910
This board makes me an increasingly self hating leaf...
>>72225492
>>72225414
Just imagine Ted Cruz next to Carly Fiorina. His creepy serial killer smile next to her horseface. Is Carly Fiorina incapable of smiling? Her smile is almost like a snarl, it's so fucking repulsive.
The woman as veep strategy is absolute shit. Trump's counter to Hillary's vagina card is to call her out on it instead of copying it.
>Trump: Hillary always relies on her womanhood to make her case. Well it's 2016, and it shouldn't matter whether you're a woman or a man.
>Ted Cruz: Look at my veep! She has a vagina, just like Hillary!
>>72226045
>Big Don and Little Marco
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE WALL BRO
Reality check for Trump fags:
Republicans...Conservatives...need to understand one very important piece of information...Donald Trump was put into the race by Billy-Boy to assure a Hillary win come November. What most forget is the Trump admitted phone call with Billy-Boy in the days before he announced his run...a call I believe was placed to ask Clinton's permission to run against Hillary as Trump and the Clintons have been friends for years...hell...Trump even donated large sums of money to Hillary's first presidential campaign back in 2008. Remember, too, that during this primary cycle Trump has never really attacked Hillary...saying that will come after he's nominated...yeah right. We must have this convention go contested as this egotistical, narcissistic, empty 'Made in China' suit Democrat masquerading as a Republican cannot become our nominee or 'We the People' will be faced with Obama term three..but that's what liberal Donald Trump wants...period. #NeverTrump -Florida. #NeverTrump
>>72223959
If it's Newt there's not going to be a contested convention. Too many insiders owe him.
>>72226132
>Just imagine Ted Cruz next to Carly Fiorina. His creepy serial killer smile next to her horseface. Is Carly Fiorina incapable of smiling? Her smile is almost like a snarl, it's so fucking repulsive.
birds of a feather flock together
>>72226166
> If she's beating me she's gonna really destroy you guys
>>72226033
>Don't feel so bad about that yearbook quote anymore.
What was it? I have to know now.
>>72225807
second for putting on pasta menu
>>72224723
She is an abomination but I'm okay with her doing "that"...seems like good exercise.
>>72226166
t. Cuck Wilson
>>72226166
>POLITIFACT
>>72226166
>Politifact
>>72226061
Yup. His sole purpose was to take Ohio, and everyone knew he couldn't do jack shit after that. And he couldn't drop out after Ohio either, because then his purpose would be undone.
Which makes it all the more hilarious that he keeps going on about how he's going to win, and he gets visibly upset when reporters ask him what the fuck he's still doing in the race.
Where is based Pajeet when you need fresh bread?
>>72226166
IS THAT A BIASED AS FUCK Politifact posting? LEL TOP KEK.
Just checked the trending topics on Twitter and not one mention of Trump anywhere.
I find that hard to believe.
>>72226128
Come to America when MAGA happens.
Hillary's no beauty queen, but Jesus Christ, just look at that ticket.
>>72225835
How are you going to give them welfare if you don't tax them? Are you dumb?
>>72226132
Both of them have such a preachy, scripted, insincere style of speech
The two of them together would be fucking unbearable
CRUZ IS A TEXAN
>>72224202
I'm not sure Oprah's as solid as she would've been before she hand picked Obama for us.
>>72226045
I'm just afraid Rubio would lead to a JFK event. Same with Kasich.
With Cruz, I think they only back them because he was in 2nd place and they could fuck him in the general election and then condemn the conservatives for putting him forward, locking them out forever.
You kind of want someone unpleasing to the Establishment as VP to keep assassinations to a minimum.
>>72225981
>>72226000
i said the qt's ya dunce's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO9KDj-clRU
like vid ^
p.s not a bernout, just love lefty grills
>>72226211
Yep. It shores up the base.
>>72226312
Nigger, if you're on welfare you're already not paying taxes.
>>72223059
Reverse Poland pls create new thread.
>>72226323
*Canadian Texan
>>72226383
Rubio is too weak to be the establishment puppet after Trump gets JFK'd. He wouldn't be able to hold it together, especially since the days of media blackout are over and people would get righteously pissed.
>>72226391
I kinda want to bang them. I also would be terrified of inadvertently procreating with such a hot mess.
>>72226391
you have really low standards
>>72225823
They wont go. Pussy faggots. What would al sharpton have to bitch abut in Canada?
>>72226391
Being retarded isn't that cute when looking at a grown woman.
>>72226443
*Cuban Canadian Texan
>>72226443
>Canadian Texan
>Canadian Texa
>Canadian Tex
>Canadian Te
>Canadian T
>Canadian R
>Canadian Ra
>Canadian Rat
>>72226211
Newt is also a smart son of a bitch no matter what you feel about him.
>>72226108
Protip:Just because its in the headline doesn't mean its true.
>>72226469
Obongo is worst POTUS ever. Nothing happened to him, surveillance is too good.
Nothing will happen to Trump, either.
>>72226558
*Reptiloid
>>72226586
Yeah, he should have been the nominee in 2012
Newt would have eviscerated Obama on the debate stage
But people just apparently hate the idea of a moon base THAT MUCH
Tasty pasta. Put it on the Trump hotel menu.
>>72226586
Newt would be a great POTUS as well.
>>72226323
Nigger Cuban/Canadian/Texan desu
>>72226694
Are you watching something?
>>72226619
>no data last month
>half true
>>72226619
>majority is female
>In Europe, over 800,000 migrants have traveled to Europe by sea in 2015, according to the United Nations refugee agency, and a little over half have come from Syria. About 62% of all migrants that have traveled to Europe this year, however, are men. A little under a quarter, 22%, are children and only 16% are women.
Politi'''''''fact'''''''
>>72226619
What a leftist shilling piece of shit site. How can they even say what Trump said was false? It's not like figures of refugee fucking shits are even legitimately tracked and the real unemployment rate is easily 18-20 percent or higher. The labor participation rate is fucking atrocious.
Does anyone have the copypasta of clinton and all the shitty things she has done in politics ?
Tfw bernie or bust chick on CNN, kek
>>72226676
I felt the same way. He is who I was backing during the primaries based solely on the fact he can absolutely devastate any Demshit 1 on 1.
NEW BREAD
>>72226844
NEW BREAD
>>72226844
NEW BREAD
>>72226844
>>72226844
>>72226844
>>72226844
>>72226844
Nice church idiot on MSNBC
>>72226219
Professing undying love. How the fuck I wasn't diagnosed with autism as a kid I'll never know.
>>72224356
You are literally Squidward.
>Have you finished those errands?
Pretty sure I got food poisoning for wearing my maga hat. I realized I was wearing it in a Thai restaurant after I ordered, but couldn't back down at that point. So I ate my food while staring the smug waitress dead in the eyes. Now I feel like shit but it's not too bad.. Probably stupid of me but I had to stand my ground.
>>72226619
>our xirs - Halos
>the other guys - Horns
I bet the owner is a jew or a cuck, or both.
>>72226323
God I get sick every time I see that.
He puts on a bullshit Texas accent and is no more Texan than the carpetbagger Bushes were when they invaded.
>>72226823
The list is too long.
Better to link to sites about the body count, Whitewater, cattle futures, hill's war on women, libya, iraq, etc......
>>72225993
Well he could just "suspend" his campaign to avoid that. Reason he won't is because it would guarantee that Trump would win all 172 delegates in California as Cruz will do horribly there.
>>72223405
The Rubio strategy that lost him his home state by 17 points?
Even if Trump loses Indiana, he still has a pretty good shot at the nomination.
>Ohio will stump Trump!
>Wisconsin will stump Trump!
>Indiana will stump Trump!
Meanwhile Trump is the only person remotely capable of winning the nomination.
>>72224727
>getting paid for wanting freedom
Let me guess, you're from Jew York City
>>72223576
Jim "shredding vagina in French Indochina" Webb is based, but realistically it's not going to happen.
>>72225191
We need an actual wall though. It's cheaper than border guards.
