>Previous Thread: >>72199618
Diamond & Silk Celebrate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiK2McH4yOI
Based E.T. Williams Celebrates the Trump Sweep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE85Hg02aUY
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 951/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cheater and the Eater): 718 (566 & 152)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5SRESaRUc
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ
INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
ENTERTAINMENT
>Killing Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>Megyn Kelly STOMPING the Rat!
https://twitter.com/KLSouth/status/725079744400789508
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
AWOOOOOVMENT
EliminaTED
ObliteraTED
IncineraTED
DevastaTED
AnnihilaTED
DisintegraTED
BusTED
DefeaTED
EviceraTED
ThwarTED
ExecraTED
DecimaTED
HumiliaTED
SegregaTED
EradicaTED
RoasTED
DesecraTED
BlighTED
WasTED
RepudiaTED
BlasTED
DiscontenTED
CastraTED
FumigaTED
DisconcerTED
ProstraTED
IntimidaTED
GutTED
DisenchanTED
ExhausTED
DetesTED
ProstituTED
HaTED
DeporTED
ExecuTED
DesignaTED
How do Drumpfkins spin this?
ALL
5
STATES
ALL
COUNTIES
ALL
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6
DELEGATES
AWOO
Interview fucking when?
POST YOUR TOP """"MAGA"""" IMAGES, STAT!
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g (bribery?)
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
Creepy Cruz:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460440845862.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459831491732.webm
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>72202429
Yeah I thought so.
I hope you enjoy your 8 years of Hillary you dumb redneck.
I V A N K A
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ki3Q3qtMIjQ
AWOOLA
>>72202395
It's a month old, and support is still split between people trying to vie for their candidate to win the Primary.
Methodology on theoretical General Election line-up's are always shitty.
How can Cruz continue?
>mfw i have a spelling quiz tomorrow and im still up browsing trumpgen
ROGER STONE. LAST SEGMENT
http://www.iheart.com/live/news-talk-1320-4250/
ok i posted this in last thread but ill do it since this is the new one:
can someone please help me? i live in fl im looking at how to vote for him
http://dos.myflorida.com/elections/for-voters/election-dates/
right now is the primary right? so
Primary Election: August 30, 2016
i can vote on august 30th?
how do i actually like do it? ive drove by the library before and i saw votign shit there, so its like in public government areas? i just go with my id or whatever?
>>72202395
People would rather vote for a literal nobody than Hillary Clinton.
>>72201499
Problem with the Garibaldi method is that you risk getting offed by the hitmen so they'll be able to then go collect their bounties
>>72202509
I want to pat that dog
Guys I have to get something off my chest
>be me
>matched with a girl on tinder and she hit me up late the other night wanting to fuck
>should have just gone to bed, have class in the morning but it had been a while
>she showed up and was wayyy fatter than her pics suggested, ass so big I could never get my arms around it if I tried, barely discernible chin and had enough peach fuzz on her face to look like a beard in the light
>but she had driven 30 min and she was already there so I forced myself to go with it
>we get up to my apartment, get to talking, she keeps slipping in insults about Trump, how he should just die, how he's like the villain kid in Toy Story, etc, asking who I'm gonna vote for
>I kept just changing the subject and said I hadn't been paying attention and probably wouldn't vote
>anyways we get to making out, her awful dark red lipstick gets all over her face (and mine) and makes her look like a monster
>she takes off her clothes and it's a goddamn horror show, folds on folds on folds, stretch marks like i've never seen, huge floppy lifeless titties
>she wants me to fuck her but I can barely get it up, let her blow me but wasn't gonna go near her nether regions with my dick
>not to be entirely impolite, I finger her
>just finding her vag under all that was bad enough, but bits of lint or shit or something were falling out of the folds
>and the SMELL, oh god the smell
>coldly brought her to orgasm, rushed to the bathroom to wash my entire arm and get the lipstick mess off my face
>I get back and she's already clothed again and leaving, I awkwardly give her directions back to the elevator and immediately block her number and delete her from tinder as soon as the door closes
I feel so dirty /pol/, I acted with no self-respect
And how could I respect myself after that?
I should have known to bail as soon as she started disparaging the God-Emperor
I've let down myself, I've let down Trump, I've let down each and every one of you
GENESIS
>>72202505
He will, unfortunately.
>>72202505
>0 (zero) delegates
What did he mean by this?
This is my last awoo for the night, I'm going to bed after this thread.
May Trump's momentum never stop after today.
>>72202509
>i have a spelling quiz tomorrow
How fucking young are you?
>>72202395
>Cuckstralia
Maybe you should go back to your Auscuck politics which is a big fucking joke.
>>72202393
That tripcode is a mindfuck, femanon AND a hacker! Make young women great again!
B T F O
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F
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>>72202505
Just watch the speech he gave tonight. It's cringe to the max.
>>72202556
damn. the prophecy is for real
287 delegates needed
622 left
California is 172, winner take all, and confirmed Trump territory
It's really going to happen, isn't it?
>>72202489
>>72202395
Trump has been battered by both parties for almost a year straight.
Soon the guns will be turned on Hillary and you will see that shit drop. Bernie barely touched her and she withered.
During New Years we saw a preview of a general election. Hillary pulled out muh sexism and Trump gut punched her because he doesn't play by the rules. That is how things will play out.
where is the indian shitposter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abjE9Qx0O60
THEY AREN'T LAUGHING ANYMORE!
>there may be a USA, Russia, and China alliance in your lifetime
>>72202555
good lord, man. maybe you should just join a monastery.
>>72202555
Love you dude. We've all done things we regret. Nothing to do about it but learn and keep moving on. Never use Tinder. Never.
NEW CARTOON FROM BASED TAIWAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGeMX8RvRbc
Reddit status: BTFO
>>72202625
You think that's bad... I have a two word essay due in 666 years and I'm STILL browsing Trump General.
>>72202555
Just because you have trips does not allow you to be forgiven.
How could you forsake yourself and your pride?
for a piece of smelly bearded "woman"
unforgiveable anon
>>72202625
Hello r*ddit
>>72202395
latest poll had Crooked Shillary Clinton up +3 vs Trump — which was within the MoE. That's down from a double-digit lead in those old polls you're bandying about. He's barely even touched her and he's already kicked her down from a double-digit lead to neck-and-neck. The wicked witch will die, emuposter. She'll die more gorily than Gillard, though she will luckily not have a chance to implode like Dildo Rousseff or Angela "Mama Fluchtlinger" Merkel
How do you feel now that it's confirmed Hillary won the presidency?
>>72202351
How many of the unbound PA delegates are on Trump's list?
Guys.. I have some bad news for you.
I looked at how many people voted Republican and Democrat... The democrats have WAY more votes than Republicans.
How can Trump win when most people vote Democrat anyway? How can we support a candidate of a party that's million votes behind? He can't win. We just have to accept it, Trump is finished..
>>72202556
He talked about a run as far back as the 80s
Is Trump looking good in Commiefornia?
>>72202696
Chyna?
KKK Group Claims to Have Raised $20K for Clinton Campaign
http://sputniknews.com/us/20160427/1038668026/kkk-clinton-fundraiser.html
>>72202786
OH SHIT I NOW #SHILLFORJILL
I hope the Emperor visits Oregon.
Do you guys think he will? Or will he be too focused on Commiefornia?
>>72202555
>>>/r9k/ and never come back
>>72202802
Yes. Cruz has no chance there.
>>72202757
the jew is strong in this one
>not browsing trumpgen even when you have an algebra test tomorrow
>mfw pythagorean theorum
>>72202509
>spelling quiz
What?
>>72202781
Not sure entirely. Most of those delegates, by default, vouch for the district winner. Since Trump won all of the counties, that means they will (should) go to him.
See here:
http://fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/april-26-primaries-presidential-election-2016/
>>72202727
BRUTAL! SAD!
Post YFW WHEN YOU JUST FINISHED A 500 WORD ESSAY, WEW LAD!
Meanwhile at Cruz Campaign HQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWkEGdfq7cc
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Heretics at Wikipedia removes Donald Trump from the list of non-fictional God Emperors
>The Cruz-Kasich dumpster fire rages on
>5:42 a.m. Trump tweets “The Cruz-Kasich pact is under great strain. This joke of a deal is falling apart, not being honored and almost dead. Very dumb!”
>Kasich says he’s not out to stop Trump, he’s out to stop Hillary and the media is too hung up on the process
>Lena Dunam vows move to Canada if Trump elected
>Trump responds “Well, she’s a B-actor. She has no mojo…That would be a great, great thing for our country.”
>Texas Dems ask the FEC to investigate Cruz fundraiser where a bundler told donors they could give unlimited money to a Super PAC. Campaigns may not legally solicit for more than $5,000
Afternoon
>California KKK chapter says it raised 20k for Hillary. One leader stated “She is friends with the Klan”
>Trump tweets” Bernie Sanders has been treated terribly by the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise. He should show them, and run as an Independent!”
Tonight
>Bobby Knight officially endorses Trump
>Tedophiles begging Gov. Pence for an endorsement
>Foreign policy speech moved to Mayflower Hotel “due to overwhelming interest”
>TED CRUZ OFFICIALLY ELIMINATED
>TRUMP PASSES ROMNEY’S POPULAR VOTE TOTAL
>ON TRACK TO BE THE MOST VOTED FOR REPUBLICAN IN GOP HISTORY
>DO WE LOVE OUR VOTERS?!
>PA 58%
>DE 60.8%
>CT 57.7%
>MD 55.5%
>RI 63.8%
>WON EVERY COUNTY
>Trump victory speech
>>longest victory speech
>>set tone for the rest of the campaign
>>Said only thing Hillary had going for her was “the woman card”
>>Thought Cruz’s speech would be a concession speech
>>called Kasich’s vetting of VP candidates “a waste of time”
>>said he reads people’s replies to his tweets
Anyone have a link for full press conference?
Tomorrow
>The Emperor will be on Morning Joe
>Foreign Policy speech 12p.m. EST
>>72202828
Those primaries are held on separate days, he'll have plenty of time to do it. If I'm remembering correctly, the only places he didn't have rallies in were Alaska and Hawaii.
>>72202555
Twice in my life I have been drunk enough to go harpooning, and twice I have, at the last minute, cut the line and GTFOed
Thus do ye avoid the fate of Ahab
>>72202727
Reddit on actual suicide watch.
>>72202781
I had infor about 27 of 32 NeverTrump delegates losing. Checking for updates now.
Penn delegates are unbound regardless, so they won't help with what we need. Pledged Delegates to end this Rato-Kasich suicide pact.
>>72202625
When I was in school for criminal justice, our Report Writing class had weekly spelling quizzes for most frequently misspelled words in police reports.
Im actually worried that Cruz/Kasich will run 3rd party and try to steal votes from Trump, intentionally handing the win to Shillary.
Though I have faith we will attract millions of independents and Bernouts
>150 word essay due next Monday and still haven't finished watching Trump's rallies for the week
I've been gone all day brothers
Give me a really good recap
Percentages and everything please
>>72202708
I'm shaving my head and taking a vow of celibacy until I can march in the new crusades
What a wonderful morning
>>72202903
thanks news
that saves me a lot of time
pic semi related
>mfw 50 word essay due next week and only have written my intro
>>72202696
Sounds fun fampai
>>72202990
Isn't it funny how when we abandoned the teachings and morals of the church we immediately become degenerate?
>>72202990
excellent choice
>>72202531
This must be bait, right? FL already had their primary. General election is happening Nov 2nd. You missed your chance to vote in the primary, bud.
>>72202847
iktfb
I really gotta finish writing this paper on soil, but soil is so fucking boring.
>>72202652
We got a link for that shit?
>>72202979
150 words is like half a page...
>>72202903
Every fucking day there's so much news and excitement, it's great.
>Only have until Friday to read the first chapter of Charlotte's Web
send help
>>72202979
>150 word essay
Are you in third grade or something? That should take you like 3 minutes.
>>72202727
>feel the math, bernie bros
savage
a
v
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g
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Can we add this to entertainment? The tears are so delicious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XyurZY7v3k
>>72203067
>30 word spelling quiz due tomorrow and still watching trump videos
ive gotta think of 300 letters for this book report
>>72203118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXgCIqvjGE
>>72203136
No one was with her when she died
>>72203067
JUST
>>72203224
Thank you, Melania. Enjoy your time as our most beautiful First Lady.
>>72203207
B T F O
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I heard trump won about 105 delegates, is this true?
>>72202661
>California is winner take all
>>72202903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ3HRNG0-WY
DEMOCRATS GOT MILLION MORE VOTES THAN THE RETHUGLICANS! DRUMPF GOT OBLITERATED BY HILLARY YESTERDAY!
>>72203136
You're fucked
>mfw when I actually do have a 300 word essay due tomorrow
its for my art class lel
>show and tell tomorrow
>haven't even picked something out
>keep browsing trump general
Fuck guys...
>>72202431
Tbf, that would probably be an amazing interview. But Stef's IQ videos might get Trump in trouble...if you know what i mean.
>>72203118
Trump arrives at 1:03
https://youtube.com/watch?v=43HfauOAEko
>>72203267
State: Won/Projection - Extra
CT: 28/15 +13
DE: 16/16 +0
PA: 58/40 +13
MD: 38/17 +21
RI: 11/9 +2
Delegate target: 989
Current delegates: 846
Won today: 138
846+151 = 997
>100.0% of target
>>72202661
Of course!
>>72203207
So bootyblasted.
>>72203278
???
It is.
>>72203342
Are...are we back on track now? HOLY SHIT GUYS!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>72203367
WTA at district level + a bonus statewide level. Not "guy who gets the most votes gets all 172 delegates"
>>72202945
True, just asked because looking at the 538 who's on track page, and they use all the PA delegates in their count.
>>72203342
>>72203406
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
MAKE THAT FUCKING RAT CRY
>>72202646
faggot lol
I went to sleep yesterday because I needed it. Today I can see what has taken place. I regret it with every fiber of my body.
>Pls post liberal tears
>>72202395
>>72202395
folks, he hasn't even started on her yet.
no think of it...
so here's the story...........
>>72202903
>>Kasich says he’s not out to stop Trump, he’s out to stop Hillary and the media is too hung up on the process
lolwut
Did he really say that? Good lord.
>>72203342
>Won today: 138
should be 151, sorry
28+16+58+38+11
>>72203224
>basketball ring
RUH ROH
>mfw i see someone repping a MAGA hat IRL
also my dick is diamonds after watching another sweeping Trump victory even after Kasich and Cruz did the fusion dance
>tfw field trip tomorrow and I forgot to get my permission slip signed
ah well, at least there's trumpgen
>>72203207
>John Kasich
>successful
wew lad
>7 word post due in 3 seconds
FUCK
>>72202661
> confirmed Trump territory
I heard that California is Cruz territory due to all the illegal spics. It's going to be Texas 2.0
How wrong am I?
>>72203279
Thanks, it'll be in the next thread
>mfw haven't even even finished making my word search because of trumpgen
>>72203510
Very since Illegals don't vote for republican primaries and California is a closed primary
>>72203499
this is some next-level shitposting
nice dubs btw
>>72203510
You could be wrong, but you could be right.
>>72203510
Trump is up 13 points and getting 45.7% of all votes right now.
>>72203433
Gotcha. Trump looks to have collected 59 delegates in Penn.
17 Pledged Delegates
29 Trump Delegates winning their races.
13 Delegates who supported Other than Trump, but said they would support the winner of their district, majority statewide winner, or both.
>>72203406
Basically yes we are on track but using this counting method, really we want to over shoot 1237 because PA's numbers include those unbound from the start.
>Ate Pizza for dinner
>Went to vote for Trump with fiance
>Went home and fucked fiance three times
>Watched funny youtube videos for five hours
Pretty good day, /pol/. Vote for Trump or regret it for the rest of your life.
>>72203479
>Kasich and Cruz did the fusion dance
top kek
>>72202351
That picture is a disgrace to Lee. Fuck your picture op.
>>72203579
Manafort completely destroyed Rato's 'ground game' in PA.
>>72203510
Sauce
post liberal tears from last night
>>72203510
Spics don't really factor in and hes polling excellently there should be a comfortable win
>>72203583
The "track" includes him only getting about a third of California's districts.
He'll be far and away above it. Probably closer to 1488.
>>72203560
AYO HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN
ILLEGAL SPICS CAN ONLY VOTE DEMOCRAT N SHIET?
>>72203616
Found Johnnie Reb.
>>72203593
Sounds nu-male tier desu. At least you voted for trump
>have to get up early to play with blocks and learn about object permanence but still on trumpgen
>>72203569
One thing I learned from polls is that they're highly inaccurate when Western states are involved.
iirc Alaska, Texas had high polls for Trump but look what happened.
>>72203623
Now it will be easy to ensure they vote Trump, they have their whole districts who will be pissed as fuck if betrayed, and the state as a whole.
>rally in 13 hours
What do I do until then?
>>72203314
This woman was made to breed. I don't know what it is about her but it just seems like she has great healthy genes and would be a great candidate for impregnation.
>>72203695
Damn, that one got me.
>>72203638
I think the libs are coming to our side. It's the neocons from both Republicans and Democrats that are staunchy against Trump now
>>72203623
Cruz's ground game was always an illusion. He was claiming credit for delegate elections that were being thrown to him by Anti-Trump GOP officials with no one left to turn to.
Once he was mathematically eliminated after New York his support collapsed like a flan in a cupboard.
>>72203667
Naw, I just respect General Lee, but I do value states rights...
Fuck you Yankee.
>>72203510
>How wrong am I?
Quite.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/ca/california_republican_presidential_primary-5322.html
Expect Trump's numbers to go up and Cruz to go down after tonight
>>72203642
Thats true they say 81 for Cali and most think he will hit 100+
Bernie BTFO by Taiwanese Animators!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGeMX8RvRbc
>>72203699
I don't remember Alaska, but Texas was going for Cruz for a while before that election.
>>72203699
>Texas had high polls for Trump
This is some next-level concern trolling.
>>72203699
Sauce
>>72203459
http://www.today.com/video/john-kasich-i-m-not-out-to-stop-donald-trump-i-m-out-to-stop-hillary-clinton-673819715899
>>72203699
is that a boy>
>>72202555
>tfw gay
>tfw I get on the subject of politics, I redpill them all about how Trump was supporting equality 10 years before Clinton
>tfw I always win and then have hot ballslapping sex
>>72203710
I knew PA was going to side with the Don, but I never expected that kind of blowout.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8z-sgtaNiQ
This one goes out to you Trump Gen
>>72203673
>99.6% Northwestern European fiance
>A average in all my courses
Fug off fugface
>>72203737
Its not really ground game its CIA ratboy game.
>>72203654
Fuck off r*ddit
>>72203722
Do these morons really think calling people is going to make them vote for their candidate? If anything it should have the opposite effect.
>>72203739
For Lincoln and Liberty, motherfucker.
>>72203722
LMAO
>>72203218
Write it in Trump style.
"This book is low energy! SAD!"
>>72203342
>Ohio and Wisconsin only prolonged the inevitable
Fuck them
>>72203768
Yes, same trap he avatars with every day.
>>72203654
Given the ones registered are registered as dems and never bother changing because reading is hard, even if everyghing's in spainish
Would take a D-Day level effort to organize everyine to straigically vote against Trhmp
>>72203815
You should've been here when the first bernouts started coming over to our team. They were fucking insisting that we phonebank and facebank and all that other bullshit. Then getting buttblasted because we weren't doing any "conventional politics" like they were taught in their polisci classes.
>>72203773
This gives Trump a nice line about winning every county. Will be nice, very hard to combat that.
>>72203716
Right? She's fucking perfect. I've been looking for more pics of her
>>72203844
this shit is poison but fucking shit if I don't get solid
Holy shit guys.
Trump may or may not win Indiana, likely he will win.
He will take at least a huge slice of California.
West V. for sure, overwhelming trump victory.
New Jersey definitely.
Montana is hunters and ex special forces, probably for Trump.
He will take bits and pieces of the other state. guys i think we fucking got this!
>>72203835
I like his bullet point style.
>>72202505
Wait,
Cruz got NOTHING two weeks in a row now?
And Kasich got like 8 in that time?
Fuck, these are the killing fields
>>72203836
Scott Walker is to blame for us, since he dropped out to urge others to prevent Trump from the nomination.
>>72203883
Meh.
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
at some point you stop caring
>>72203695
umm.... are you in preschool or something? xD
ANY DESPERATE RATO EMAILS BEGGING FOR SHEKELS YET?
>>72203890
Was the outcome ever really in doubt?
>>72203699
>Texas had high polls for Trump
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/tx/texas_republican_presidential_primary-3622.html
This anon is right>>72203762
>>72203760
I'll take polls from West Coast with a grain of salt.
After Texas's Cruz Heresy I have a lot of doubt trusting polls.
morning joe is going to have Trump and Paul Ryan on in several hours
Theme after tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuB1S_avUWw
>>72203883
I can't relate.
why does the election tracker say he only got 17 from pennsylvania?
>>72203890
Everyone is saying Montana is Cruzmissiled, but who knows maybe this Crasich shit and Trump wins fuck him up. Idk how any Cruz guy can like him dealing with a lil fag like Kasich.
>>72203940
>http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/tx/texas_republican_presidential_primary-3622.html
the polls were identical to the results.
>>72203939
No I was just blind. I can't believe the kind of power we have. We must be responsible with this. Meme magic could completely fix the world if we use it right.
>>72202351
m-maybe is posting in those threads actually made a difference
>>72202979
>150 words
Motherfucker I use multiples of 150 just by writing meaningless fluff text to lengthen the essay. What the fuck is your class doing?
>>72203722
> OPEN PRIMARY
> implying Republicans and Independents will vote for a communist
> when they can, y'know, vote for a GOD EMPEROR
>>72203923
not exactly the best thread for this shit but I don't want to become some fag in the future.
In a world of the God Emperor, I want a strong nuclear family.
>>72203816
But muh liberty.
naw Lincoln was great. Fuck Davis.
I just respect Lee, he was against slavery, but fought for his home turf. Great man, sad to see get get beating by a drunk.
Cali-fags post your victory load out!
>>72203971
Mawntaaaaaaanah is a lost cause for Trump. Don't even waste the energy on it.
>>72203951
Sauce me, nigga. Google reverse is just showing tweets
>>72203964
they didn't count the unbound delegates yet
>>72203871
That picture's quite a few years old, I wouldn't bother at this point. Still worth having in the collection. "Breeding stock" folder is something most people don't have.
>>72203957
>Cuck Ryan
Keep that nigger far away from the Don.
>>72203957
>Paul Ryan endorses Trump
>>72203964
He got only 17 bound, but those unbound are very likely to vote Trump but could technically be liars.
>tfw if trump gets just half of the remaining delegates he still wins
>tfw based on current statistics hes going to get at least 60% of all delegates or more
>>72204006
I want a loud out, too.
>>72204013
Very close to Canada, Cruz likely has his canuck infiltrators all in place
>>72204035
That would be sick, dude, but that shit ain't going to happen and we all know it.
>>72204034
Paul Ryan will bend the knee soon
>Trump overtook Romney
>>72204038
Well some of them about 27 of them support Trump legitimately
>>72204078
*load
>tfw coloring test tomorrow and you still can't within the lines
> and still watching trump rallies
Welp, all Indiana delegates confirmed.
>>72203844
Hey Leavensworth, show me polls from WA on Trump.
>>72203997
If it's any consolation gay guys like that are broken, sluts and nuts.
>>72204078
You got any funs yet?
what ya going to get?
>>72203964
There are only 17 bound delegates in Penn.
29 of 54 unpledged delegates were elected who are Pro-Trump.
13 other delegates were elected who said they'd support the statewide majority winner/district winner.
>>72203957
Mika is going to destroy that manlet Ryan
>Trump blows Rato into fucking pink mist two primaries in a row
>Hernia gets ONE state
>it's Rhode Island
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEAST ON FIRST, THE TEARS OF THE BERNOUTS OR THE JOYS OF VICTORY. MY SOUL IS SATED AT LAST.
>>72203783
>being autistic about genetics
>not getting married in june so you can enjoy the Trump victory
>not knocking the woman up so your first kid can enjoy the freedom of Trumpmerica asap
Incidentally June is my birth month, Trump winning the nomination is a great gift to all of America with myself included
Why do people on tv keep saying superdelegates never mattered in any democratic primary? Didnt hillary get the most votes but Obongo won thanks to the delegates switching?
>>72204122
Indiana is open right
pls be open
>>72204128
>>72203844
that one is not a trap
>>72203224
Why does the size of a basketball hoop matter? I don't get it. This guy is roaming close to Jeb territory.
I'm pretty much the Trump ambassador at the office. The one liberal-fag in the place brought up Trump university to somebody else. Normally I'd chime in and shut him down. But I'm just not that well-versed on that particular subject. Honestly, I don't think that topic matters at all. But I enjoy bringing down the delusions of lib cucks. Anybody have any good info on it?
Can we cut it out with the "500 word essay" shit. It's not really funny and just gets people to respond with "500 words is literally 10 minutes" then other retards start saying "i have a coloring test in 2 weeks". great. hilarious.
>>72202395
>kasich consistently beating clinton
>trump not
calling bullshit
>>72204058
He only needs 43%.
>>72204168
thank kek
>>72204162
It's motherfucking OPEN.
>>72204158
I forget if she got the majority but when they began switching they shilled for him and thus influenced the peoples votes as well.
>>72204122
THE SS RATO'S WATERTIGHT COMPARTMENTS HAVE ALL BEEN PIERCED.
>>72204158
No. Defecting Superdelegates helped swing the 2008 primary to Obama, until he then managed to secure enough support to make them superfluous.
>>72204208
Thank God
>>72202727
Bernouts:
absolutly
>completely
undeniably
>permanently
BLOWN
L
O
W
N
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>72204151
Calm yourself, brother.
This is still practice for the General election.
The flood of liberal tears when Trump wins swing states will be TREMENDOUS.
Trump had a very interesting interview with the Washington post worth listening to.
>>72203957
Not at the same time?
Confirm please.
Nothing on Morning Mummy's website.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttxscMBQwk
>>72204144
>>72204038
I see, thank you.
>>72204112
>tfw penis inspection day tomorrow
>cant sleep cause still shitposting
>>72204168
Stahp ruining my fun.
>>72203751
>>72203642
If you spend 5 minutes in wikipedia you'll see that McCain won 155 delegates in CA in 2008 with only 42% of the vote and an 8% lead on Romney
Trump has 49% of the vote according to current polling and that will only increase. He's going to win everything there, everything in Indiana and WVA and 60% of the proportional states and New Jersey too with Montana possibly swinging his way and breaking the cuck alliance of the plains
Perhaps I'm sounding overly optimistic, but according to the way Trump's numbers only grow as he wins more and more I can assure you my predictions are at least semi-realistic and supported by polls and events- especially after the Cruz-Kasich alliance in Indiana fell apart so quickly they're just 100% fucked there now and Trump is going to run away with this election.
>>72202491
i really cant believe how attractive she is
>>72204308
>this comic will never be uncensored
please do not bring traps into politics
>2015
>not voting for Bernie
>>72204306
Did you do you geometry homework yet?
>>72203082
Was this an actual episode? link?
>>72202505
He's literally just in it to drag Trump down until the convention, since Cruz is mathematically eliminated.
>>72204174
People usually cite that there's a lawsuit and the University was ranked a D by the better business beaurarareawq.
It isn't a University and never was, it was just a catchy name, it's a program on how to start your own business and be a successful entrepreneur. The program is rated an A by the same Better Business Bearau (the initial rating was because the bearau hadn't been given the information they requested within a few months of the program's opening to students).
Trump is so sure his shit was above board that he let the lawsuit go to court. He could have settled it but in his opinion its so open and shut that he doesn't want to give even a penny to people trying to get money for free. The people suing are suing because they were under the impression they were going to a University rather than a program on becoming a business owner (which is more difficult than going to college to get a business degree).
>>72203865
PSCI never taught me anything like that
Most of that is just liberal tactics 101, if you look at craigslist in any urban area especially around election time you'll see dozens of liberal organizations hiring people to knock on doors and shit
>>72204308
Sauce
Google reverse gives nothing
>>72204299
>mika
'no'
>>72204193
No complacency. We fight til we win the nomination then we double our efforts to crush Hillary and take back our fucking country.
>>72204308
You are not allowed fun
>>72204128
I don't have any polls to show at the moment.
>>72204140
I have jack shit. I don't have any guns and I'm poor at the moment.
>>72204168
I need the source for a 500 word essay I haven't even started yet (it's due tomorrow.)
>>72204388
I think that was, "my girl friend is a prostitute" one.
>>72202351
God bless America!
God bless Donald Trump!
MAGA
>>72204327
Thing is, the reason kasich said to vote for him in indiana is because he knows if his votes go anywhere itll be to Trump. Its backfiring in all their faces. GOPe proving why their management sucks.
>>72204365
It's just reaction images. I never brought traps into politics.
>>72204423
What do you want to get?
>>72203224
>the media is eager to have donald as the republican nominee
so he has never seen any piece of media in the last year i guess? what a fucking idiot. dropped right there
say what you want, i only like trump because he's 1) a counter to the politically correct culture that is a cancer in this country and 2) because i assume he's our best chance against the commie kike or the pathological liar whore. otherwise he seems pretty fucking petty and stupid. nonetheless the media has been shitting on him nonstop, spinning literally everything he says into something racist or bigoted.
OC donut steel pls
>>72204423
500 words hahahah. everyone can write 500 words in 30 minutes or so
>>72204435
better than the idea of super delegates...
>>72204447
> file names are still page numbers
GIVE SAUCE
>>72204455
I want a Beretta BDA .380 ACP and an SKS to start with, later will probably get an AR-15 SBR.
How did Bernie do? Reddit on suicide watch again?
>>72204423
get yourself a nugget!
>>72204471
>tfw i have 30 minutes due in essay and i havent even worded yet
>>72204447
Until the unsuspecting fella reverse searches the picture, and has a good wank only to find out its a penis.
I dunno
>>72204464
That subtle Soros.
>>72204478
They'd do superdelegates if they could have gotten away with it, but the GOP isn't sooooo far down the rabbit hole..yet.
>>72204122
checked
I can only imagine how many people go just to see Bobby Knight and are converted
>>72204423
chikanya-san
>>72204464
Replace Chris Christie with Cuck Walker.
>>72204513
Good man, you should get a glock, love them.
>>72203207
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEE
Why do they let this on TV?
>>72204431
Thanks man gonna listen to some cucks get destroyed
>>72204404
Awesome! Thank you! I believe you but, do you have a source so I can definitively squash that shit at work in the morning?
>>72203997
Fapping to traps doesn't make you gay, same with futa
However if you fap to traps you probably enjoy watching humiliation and domination
Now if you enjoyed masturbating to gay men getting dominated who didn't look like girls in any way then you'd just be a faggot
>>72204081
>>72204035
Ryan will endorse Trump after he gets the nomination and not before
>>72204520
If Bernout loses either Oregon or Washington then you'll see Jim Jones tier mass suicide.
>>72204277
checked and keked
This old infographic makes a lot of sense now.
>>72204582
Someone should go undercover and periscope it.
>>72204174
Laugh and say, "Its a civil case!," then cock an eyebrow, and go, "Trump could settle it tommorow! What, you wouldn't defend yourself? Just roll over and die huh? Figures."
>>72204532
I'm just amazed how they got away with them in the first place. It's an obvious sham.
>>72204580
>fapping to dudes doesnt make you gay
>>>/lgbt/
>>72202351
Like US Grant, DJ Trump is also from New Jork.
>>72204520
We passed suicide watch a while ago, they're having a wake now.
>>72202555
I am dissapoint
>>72204525
I'd rather save a little more and get the sks.
>>72204545
Thanks, famalama.
>>72204553
I've considered it but I am sucker for the wood deco.
>>72204327
Was McCain's 155 come from actual winning, or the kind of trickery where back in 2012 delegates were not bound in round 1 to whoever actually won them?
>>72204608
Nah it'll be on the streets because leftists love the attention, like a gay right parade but with suicides.
>>72204580
m8 kill yourself, just be like milo and be a based faggot
>>72204506
Tell me you want to work in Singapore.
Tell me you would let old Singaporean rich guys fuck your boipucci for spare change.
Tell me you as a pinoyfuccboi would suck my dick for $10.
>>72203121
>>72203986
>>72203155
>>>/reddit/
>>72204622
When you constituents want more govt you can do almost anything. They're complete mongoloids. Only redeemable ones became libertarian ages ago.
God damnit, I have to go to bed but I am so HIGH on this victory.
>>72204013
>>72204079
>>72203971
The parts of Idaho which border Montana went for Trump, saying that Montana is lost is a little premature
Nebraska is definitely cucked however
I wouldn't count South Dakota out however, Trump has made an enemy of Saudi Arabia and Saudi Arabia is an enemy of South Dakota in terms of oil so there might be gold there
new thread >>72204688
>>72204688
next thread >>72204688
>>72204688
>fresh bread >>72204688 >>72204688
>>72204688 >>72204688
>>72204688
>>72204688
>>72204688
>>72204688 >>72204688
>>72204688
>>72202351
Why didn't you shoop Bush, Carson, Christie, Kasich, and Rubio into the background?
5/10, it should be better.
>>72203722
checked
>implying they can convert conservatives
>>72204580
I guess its a loss of identity. I'm too caught up in my fucking studies and work to be banging chicks. Sad to see but I guess I should get out and hump.
>>72204644
>buying an sks
Just go innawoods, you're sure to find one half-buried next to some obese corpse in realtree with /k/ patches.
>>72204602
cruz is such a pandering monkey his favorite food changes every time he changes state. His hearts still goes for the cheese though
>>72204668
A combo of winning and trickery if you catch the drift
>>72204644
Don't get me wrong, if the rifle had wood on it, keep it that way, but likewise for plastic. Glocks are great.
>>72204579
Not sure how relevant this is to the suit, but it shows that this wasn't just a fly-by-night pretend course.
http://hapgood.us/2016/03/08/trump-universitys-online-materials-are-a-lot-better-than-your-universitys-online-materials/
>when you have to wake up early to give interviews about how your campaign isn't doomed but you're still eating a sandwich
>>72204730
Pretty sure thats Cuckus state not primary?
>>72202648
>twitter poll
leftist degenerates shirking work or no jobs at all living on handouts spending all their time on social media, what a surprise
conservatives meanwhile busy working and supporting families so they don't have time to spend clicking meaningless arrows on irrelevant websites
>>72204579
Source: Better Business Beauraaeuawer
I'm not sure you can source anything else. There's a picture of the BBB's rating and explanation on the internet though.
And that's the thread. Have a good night everyone!
Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the United States of America!
>>72204752
Wouldn't be surprised! I'm already pretty much living innawoods.
>>72204766
I hear nothing but praise about them, so I'm sure you're right.
>>72204527
>fella
>pinoys
>human
u dun goofed
>>72202636
>cuck
>posts the 8-chan mascot
>hails from a sentient tumor of Malaysia
>>72203901
He got 2 delegates from Rhode Island.
http://www.thegreenpapers.com/P16/RI-R#0426
>>72204435
Amen. This is the time to correct the social laziness of our fathers! Deus Vult!
>>72204890
>this projecting
>>72204855
You must never browse /k/ then. They always joke about glocknades.
>>72204786
Not according to Green Papers
>>72204870
I'm not saying I'm human, but I need a good wank to traps.
Sauce
>>72204181
We know you have a finger-painting test tomorrow, don't try to hide it. We can help.
>>72205004
I don't bother browsing other boards very much. I only like /k/ surplus camo threads because I love surplus clothing.
>>72205075
How old are you?
>>72205090
Maybe not the old rich Singaporean part. But I'd suck dick for $5
>>72205161
21, why do you ask?
>>72204806
Thank you! I will show them this and explain that it never sold itself as an actual university.
>>72205240
How do you not have guns?
I got my first when I was 18.
>>72205281
My family never really owned any and I have only worked minimum wage jobs hahaha feels bad man.
>>72205350
Oh, I see, my family is/was gun owners. So naturally I got guns.
Start a family tradition!
>>72205281
Money and access are both factors. In some states, like California and Illinois and Connecticut, guns are really annoying to get. Its sometimes more hassle than it's worth, especially if you don't live near a range or wilderness area you can use them.
>>72205442
I'd like to! I'd like to be a traditional-type father seeing as my dad wasn't really at all and left my mom when I was 5. I want my kids to have a better chance at a good family than I had.
>>72205498
You dont understand, I LIVE in California, it is not stopping me.
>>72205350
Doesn't matter really. My dad only had a small revolver & never used it, so we weren't "gun people". And I didn't get my first gun until I was 30, so its never too late. Just sell some shit you're not using & you're in. A decent handgun can be had for $200-$300 if u know where to look.
Now I have a few 9s, 380s and a 32, and try to hit the range 2-3 times a month. I have my conceal carry permit as well. In Florida if that matters.
>>72205774
Yeah, I look forward to getting a little arsenal together as well as emergency preparedness stuff.
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