Diamond & Silk Celebrate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiK2McH4yOI
Based E.T. Williams Celebrates the Trump Sweep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE85Hg02aUY
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 951/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cheater and the Eater): 718 (566 & 152)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5SRESaRUc
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ
>Rally West Chester, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2PicL4wPCM
INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
ENTERTAINMENT
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>Megyn Kelly STOMPING the Rat!
https://twitter.com/KLSouth/status/725079744400789508
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
PREVIOUS
>>72193328
RATO IS A LOSER, A LIAR AND A CREEP
R8 my OC lads
MOVEMENT
/MELANIAGEN/
It's time for a woman to stand her ground.
One that all our young ladies will be proud to look up to.
She will be an idol for all young girls across the United States, and perhaps, even the world.
A star that will reign supreme: there she is! Miss Melania Trump — First Lady to our President of the United States, Donald J. Trump!
>Ms. Melania: She Votes NY! A Day in the Life... Stride in Heels!
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/melania-trump-votes-ny-primary-38518181
>Ms. Melania: Interview - Her Life and Her Marriage. BREAKING - She's Legal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbvGxDmD3dY
>Ms. Melania: Interview - With Mr. Trump & Their Marriage; Serene+Graceful+Nimble!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgYTCHrWkxI
** MELANIAGEN MISSION STATEMENT **
Young girls do not know who to follow in our world in this day and age.
They cuck, they squeal, they cheat, they lie. Where does the moral end and the sin begin?
What's a woman to look up to these days? The media is terrible; a façade to all beautiful females in this world!
Crooked Shillary thinks she can set the standard of victory for our girls. Pathetic!
MISS MELANIA, a beautiful and elegant woman like no other, stands the test of time. She presents herself anew, to the gazes of all women: she is the one of intelligence, beauty, and most of all? She is down-to-earth and true.
It's up to MELANIAGEN, with the help of TRUMPGEN, to create a better world.
Let's see our girls shine up into the sky high!
Let's go out and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>Brought to you in part by MISSMELANIA and TRUMPGEN
THERE WILL NEVER BE AN ELECTION LIKE THIS AGAIN
MAJULAH SINGAWOORA!
I LOVE MR TRUMP
I was way too drunk by the end of that stream baka.
Gutfeld and Purina are so massively buttblasted tonight. Its a beautiful thing.
>tfw Hillary's main line of attack on Trump is being rich and sexist
This is going to be too fucking easy
I love the CA meme.
This is an awoovement!
>>72195466
I agree! He should just give up.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
FRESH OC! MADE IT FOR ALL AMERIFRIENDS!
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Heretics at Wikipedia remove Donald Trump from the list of non-fictional God Emperors
>The Cruz-Kasich dumpster fire rages on
>5:42 a.m. Trump tweets “The Cruz-Kasich pact is under great strain. This joke of a deal is falling apart, not being honored and almost dead. Very dumb!”
>Kasich says he’s not out to stop Trump, he’s out to stop Hillary and the media is too hung up on the process
>Lena “Sister molester” Dunam vows to move to Canada if Trump is elected
>Trump responded “Well, she’s a B-actor. She has no mojo. I heard Whoopi Goldberg said that too. That would be a great, great thing for our country.”
>Texas Democrats have asked the FEC to investigate a Cruz fundraiser where a bundler told donors they could give unlimited money to a Super PAC. Campaigns may not solicit for more than $5,000 under the law
Afternoon
>California KKK chapter says it has raised 20k for Hillary. One leader stated “She is friends with the Klan”
>Hillary’s staff will be composed of 50% women.
>Trump tweets ”Bernie Sanders has been treated terribly by the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise. He should show them, and run as an Independent!”
Tonight
>Bobby Knight has officially endorsed Trump
>Meanwhile Tedophiles begging Gov. Pence for an endorsement
>Tomorrow’s foreign policy speech has been moved to a larger venue. Location unknown
>DO WE VLOE OUR VOTERS?!
>PA Trump: 58%
>DE Trump: 60.8%
>CT Trump: 57.7%
>MD Trump: 55.5%
>RI Trump: 63.8%
>Trump victory speech
>>longest victory speech ever
>>hints at what things he’ll hit Hillary on
>>called Kasich’s vetting of VP candidates “a waste of time”
>>said he reads people’s replies to his tweets
Anyone have a link for the full victory press conference?
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
POST YOUR VICTORY MUSIC!
THEN! POST YOUR HILARY BATTLE MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qppHpolSlOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znkBQOvDLeg
>>72195568
When will volume 24 be uploaded
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA
>Trump 956 (+40) / 1237 Delegate Total
Reminder that Trump only needs roughly 281 (56%) of the remaining 502 *BOUND* Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries.
There are an estimated total of 146 unbound delegates, including PA, LA, ND, Puerto Rico, and a few other places.
If you count Bound and Unbound Delegates together, Trump needs 281 (44%) of the remaining 648 total available delegates.
Trump is also estimated to have secured at least 40 out of 54 PA unbound delegates!
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL
New Jersey (51) [Trump +28]
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE
California (172) [Trump +27] - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) [Trump +5] - 27 District. 27 State.
>PROPORTIONAL
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY
West Virginia (34) - 31 Elected, Pick Preferred
Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.
#MAGA
**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
>>72195568
It was great. Margaret is redeeming.
i love you all~
Here you go guys, let's fucking celebrate with guilty pleasures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgFeZr5ptV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
Man for the first time I'm actually backing a candidate that's winning
>>72195506
10/10
Classic Simpsons meets Unstumpable Trump
SUCH HIGH ENERGY THREADS TONIGHT
>>72195466
I FUCKING LOVE AWOO POSTERS
WATCH OUT FOR CUNTS!
TRUMP TRAIN
R
U
M
P
T
R
A
I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiK2McH4yOI
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS FOLKS
>>72195538
Romania, you can have an election like this. Have faith!
>>72195631
Ron Paul was a mistake
Wonderful Donald and Paul Ryan will be on Morning Joe this morning.
>>72195621
Hopefully never if it's anything like the last few
>>72195568
Your last video sucked ass
luckily Trump is winning again
do a compilation of increasingly nervous men
I haven't been following the race for a while
Were we expecting Trump to win this big?
>>72195707
Yes.
>>72195433
I love the leading story on Drudge:
IT’S OFFICIAL=> Ted Cruz Is Mathematically ELIMINATED from GOP Race
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/04/official-ted-cruz-mathematically-eliminated-gop-race/
Go fuck yourself Rato.
>>72195568
It was great, had a enjoyable experience.
>>72195671
Ron Paul was pretty much /pol/'s Bernie Sanders
>>72195707
We were expecting over 100.
We werent expecting 40 unbound PA delegates and 110 bound.
We werent expecting him to win LITERALLY EVERY COUNTY.
What's /Trump/ listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhmwMdUKfA
>>72195707
Expected to win, over 50% in nearly every state is the important part. He's well on his way to get the nomination locked up before the convention if he keeps winning like this, which it seems he will.
>>72195667
holy shit that's gold
>>72195599
Fucking Solid, what is this?
>>72195707
Sort of. I was really worrying about him not getting to 1237, but I always knew he was going to go far. Now that him getting 1237 is a near certainty, I am not worrying at all. He will demolish Hillary. Trump is our next president.
>>72195607
>>>said he reads people’s replies to his tweets
>>72195750
Couldn't say it better myself.
>>72195631
I know the feeling
>>72195769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc449MVJep0
>>72195707
Most of us were but the clueless lamestream media seem shocked. They are so out of touch!
>>72195667
FLAWLESS
VICTORY
Finally reached my office.
Need to do some contract submission and cheque clearing to get mad dosh.
See you my dear lovely fellow Trumpeteers.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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So what the fuck has Kasich been doing?
>>72195433
Hi Trumpeter, just stopping by to celebrate with /pol/ on this glorious night and give you maga props for keeping the Trumpgens rolling faithfully.
>>72195581
Berniebots are so incredibly delusional. Are they still donating money to bernie and saying to each other "match me!"?
The only thing that could make this primary election any better is if rato held a Press Conference on the Canadian border and blew his fucking brains out. Helluva concession speech.
>>72195568
>partaking in degeneracy
>captcha: peanuts
>>72195772
Witcher 3
>>72195614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDcYUTleUGs
>>72193677
Fucking faggots treat us like a garbage can. I can't believe how little regard they have for us. I swear to god we should just send them to gulags up in the tundra and give them a taste of Communism.
>I'm practicing my french right now
>going to live in Quebec
>ever
Unless your french sounds 100% authentic you will never get a job there. Quebecoise are tight as fuck.
>>72195701
so you're a cruzmissile asking for another debate stumping?
There's just not been much original jousting from the last 3-4 weeks.
>>72195568
Your videos have sucked since Super Tuesday I
Kill you'reself
>>72195607
>>California KKK chapter says it has raised 20k for Hillary. One leader stated “She is friends with the Klan”
Gonna throw it in my black friend's liberal face, he's shilling for hill. :^)
>said he reads people’s replies to his tweets
Gonna comment on every tweet now. :^)
>End of Trumps victory speech tonight
>Clearly shills for bern victims with college loan reform
>admits he plans on flip flopping in the primary
wake me up inside
I hurt myself today...
>>72195607
rosie o donnell also said that she will leave the USA when Trump wins. Of course to canada, they are not going to mexico.
>>72195750
sanders was a ripoff of ron paul since the beginning
Which Roger Stone book should I read first? The Bush or Clinton book?
>>72195808
We don't care
tfw you're witnessing history and kids will be reading about this in history books seeing how awesome God Emperor Trump is
>>72195748
>>72195667
PA bros where the FUCK we at?
I'm getting everyone Wawa on me
WHO ELSE IS PUMPED FOR SOME HIGH ENERGY BOBBY KNIGHT???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Onfzet1xxs
>>72195938
Well Clinton is relevant this year, sooo
Has anyone identified the BGM for the Vicious Snake video yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeJ-iv3MOTo
I'm a 36 year old man and tonight's returns had me all like
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
like a giddy teenage girl
>>72195934
still have that image for almost a year
Heres a LIVE LINK to listen to ROGER STONE on COAST to COAST AM
http://streema.com/radios/play/12958
STARTS in 6 MIN
>>72195934
I made this post. It was blatant satire. You lost the game.
>>72195943
we're not just witnessing history
we're MAKING it
>>72195599
>tfw no Witcher 4
Why even live.
what should i fap to tonight /pol/?
>>72195896
No but the reddit tier pandering was getting obvious.
>>72195665
Diamond and Silk are great for Trumps black and women vote, kek
EliminaTED
ObliteraTED
IncineraTED
DevastaTED
AnnihilaTED
DisintegraTED
BusTED
DefeaTED
ThwarTED
ExecraTED
DecimaTED
HumiliaTED
SegregaTED
EradicaTED
DesecraTED
BlighTED
WasTED
RepudiaTED
DiscontenTED
BlasTED
CastraTED
DisconcerTED
ProstraTED
IntimidaTED
GutTED
DisenchanTED
ExhausTED
DetesTED
ProstituTED
HaTED
DeporTED
ExecuTED
DesignaTED
>>72195943
Will the history books speak of how great his rise to power was, or will they look back on him as most look back on Hitler now?
The choice is ours.
>>72195599
Oy Vey
>>72195938
Clinton book since the bushes are done and we need info on our next enemy
>Captcha: Select all food
God damnit
>>72195890
Why don't they just learn Spanish and move to Mexico, or one of their socialist paradises. All that tolerance, no white supremacy, no white male privilege... it sounds like everything they've ever dreamed of!
>>72195769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NOIIL9dgx4
I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>72195934
>cripplechan in human form
top kek
Roger Stone on Coast to Coast AM starting now. Two full hours.
>>72196024
any fetishes?
>>72196056
The choice is obvious
Is there a candidate stronger than Donald Trump? And I'm not talking about businessman Donald Trump. No, I'm not talking about steak salesman Donald Trump. Hell, I'm not talking about 'The Apprentice' Donald Trump either. I'm talking about United States presidential candidate Donald Trump who ended the Bush dynasty, whose own University never got anything but top Better Business Bureau scores and has over 300 confirmed deals as well as an endorsement from New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (who is capable of taking on Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Jeb Bush, Carly Fiorina, Rand Paul, John Kasich and Ben Carson), sporting tailored Brioni suits, combed over wheat chaff-colored hair as the signature hairstyle of success, a concealed carried H&K .45 and a .38 Smith & Wesson AND a devil-may-care attitude with an army of lawyers combined with decades of experience giving him full control of the media (the god of the blue-pilled masses), enabling him to control the broadcast schedule at will, shoot down questions to ward off shills, and equipped with rhetoric capable of appealing to both the left and the right, converting both Joe AND Mika, the linguistic kill-shot which was shown to be able to defeat Jeb Bush in one sentence, the double stumping, the great wall which stops illegals, drug smugglers and rapists alike AND the snake lyrics, who is proven to be so charming that even Megyn Kelly can't resist him and can use bullets soaked in pigs blood, which is so haram that it's deemed a "war crime" by the Geneva Convention, a New York upbringing superior persuasion techniques enabling him to win any negotiation he would enter, if he would care, which he doesn't because his understanding goes so far beyond that of any other candidate and the Boeing 757 he owns which is on par with Air Force One.
>>72195568
Margaret was alright, but she needs to wisen up on evolutionary psychology.
Unless it was that other chick that was talking shit without knowing the first thing about it.
Either way, you need to get a Kevin MacDonald book club going.
>>72196112
>>72196112
>>72196112
GIVE STREAM LINK
>>72196000
I've got something else that can make you giddy...
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/277646-cruz-what-trump-calls-collusion-with-kasich-is-coalition
>"To win you have to build a majority, and I understand that this is something very foreign to Donald Trump because he has not been able to build a majority anywhere," Cruz added, noting Trump has only won a majority of the vote in New York, his home state.
Fug. I actually feel bad for el rato. He got BTFO harder than i initially thought.
>>72196045
RoasTED
>mfw my vote in california will be the vote that makes trump president
>>72195591
Mad mexican here... He will make the entire world great again!!!
>>72195667
mfw it was really Trump playing his character for that.
>>72196045
>No fumigaTED
step up son
>>72195993
Trump needs to have Bob Knight read The Snake
>>72196174
Make sure to study for your spelling text.
Who else here /comfy/?
>>72195433
>>72196223
*test
I didn't study and this is what happens.
>>72195667
>PA DID WHAT NY COULDN'T
THANKS FOLKS.
M A G A
A
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COAST TO COAST AM LINK FOR YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES WHO WONT READ THE THREAD
http://streema.com/radios/play/12958
OH FUCK GUYS, TRUMP JUST OVERTOOK ROMNEY IN THE PRIMARY VOTE COUNT
>TRUMP JUST OVERTOOK ROMNEY IN THE PRIMARY VOTE COUNT
TRUMP JUST OVERTOOK ROMNEY IN THE PRIMARY VOTE COUNT
>TRUMP JUST OVERTOOK ROMNEY IN THE PRIMARY VOTE COUNT
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_primaries,_2012
http://www.thegreenpapers.com/P16/R
>>72196117
Change Bernie's background with Red Square or Tienanmen Square.
>>72196197
Indiana would explode if that happened.
>>72195688
Oh fuck, someone better put it on Youtube, there's no way in hell I'll be up that early.
True conservatives, it is not too late.
INDIANA!
We have had lots of fun with these memes so far, but the country's future is at state now. Vote Cruz, vote for a contested convention.
Vote for a chance for america to be god's country once more.
>>72195614
>Victory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA
>Battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCKzxm75MHY
>>72196164
Shit, just about any AM station that streams on iHeart or TuneIn. Listening now on 570 WSYR on iHeart
trump is a racist
So Trump had a good night?
>>72196170
>To win you have to build a majority, and I understand that this is something very foreign to Donald Trump because he has not been able to build a majority anywhere
Ted
Ted stop
>>72196013
i still remember sweden posting this gif with this video link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHPBWY4WiTc
and samefaging the fuck out and replying to every post.
glad that cuck event happened.
been here since day one
>>72196391
So is your mom. She only fucks niggers.
>>72196045
EvisceraTED
ExhausTED
So who will play Trump in the eventual movie about this election?
>>72195707
Not with Rat's recent bullshit. I expected Teds sneaky jewry to steal something. And noone expected Trump to win +50% in any of the states.
Trump didn't just win. He completely blew the other whos off the planet. Trump won
EVERY
SINGLE
COUNTY
IN ALL 5 STATES. And to add to that, he won them all by more than 50%, some greater than 60%.
If Cruz's campaign wasn't dead enough, it's crucified now. All of the momentum in the pedoted camp is currently derailing off the edge of the earth.
>>72196115
well i like it when girls wear cowbells
i used to have a link to a photo set fitting that exact bill but i cant remember the name
>>72196426
fuck you
...
Guys, what if they assassinate the Don? What them?
>>72196393
very good
>>72196436
Charlie Day
>>72196436
johnny depp
>>72196359
m8 it's after 1 am and half of us are drunk, just toss us whatever link you're using.
Trumps victory speech was a real great speech. Not the typical bombast but a glance at the real Trump. I gotta be honest, I really like this kind of Trump. I want to see more.
>>72196436
No one, because they are all fucking liberals.
>>72196331
Oh wow, geez oh man, you've convinced me. My vote in Indiana will be going to the True Conservative™!
>>72196393
Amazing night. Cruz was so bitter and still saying he is going to win in the contesTED convention..LOL
Can i join on the train to victory?
>>72196436
Christopher Walken.
or
Steve Buschemi.
>>72196426
10/10
>>72196436
Himself WHILE he's still in office.
>>72196378
i cant read this gook shit
>>72196458
Americuck can't handle the bantz
>>72196391
explain to me how trump is racist
>>72196458
I've never seen someone actually get upset about a "your mom" joke.
>>72196436
Owen Wilson
>>72196000
How happy are you right now, /pol/?
Have you ever felt such pure and good happiness like you are feeling right now?
It's not just happiness in having such a wonderful thing happen to you, that warm overwhelming ecstasy that washes over you.
But also happiness in destroying our enemies. The unbelievers. The doubters. The snide critics. It's about being on the right side, knowing intuitively that you were backing the right person, even when the whole world was rallying against you. It's a feeling even greater than happiness - it's VICTORY.
So bask in it, /pol/. God knows you've earned it.
Greenwich, CT
>2012 - 12% turnout for Romney
>2016 - 52% turnout gor Trump
>mfw the McMahon family own Greenwich, CT
>>72195614
>Victory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9V-tGUou-M
>Battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdWzMnGkCDg
so how many states did he win?
>>72195831
Blowing his brains out is unrefined and a quick death bitch move.
Now if his concession speech was seppeku via cheese knife, I think most of us would admit he went down with honor.
>>72196519
Only once you get your guns back.
>>72196539
Maybe?
>>72196436
Sean Astin or maybe Liam Neeson.
>>72196517
Cruz didn't even wait for the votes to come in before speaking. Also did he call it a basketball ring?
I'm feeling all sorts of hype after today. Anyone got some /trump/ bangers to listen to?
>>72196585
ALL FIVE
Okay Kaisch should just be ignored for the rest of the campaign now right?
>>72196517
What are his chances of getting 1237 at this point?
>>72196458
Sorry about Barnie Panders.
>>72196455
That actually sounds kinda hot. Well I don't have much for you then, good luck.
>>72195932
That's because mexico is for people who can take care of themselves without welfare, I might move there one day myself.
>>72195537
>>72195739
>MissMelania
To recognize your efforts in /trumpgen/, Anon (that's me) would like to present you with a fancy tripcode!
I can transfer it to you securely if you have about 5 minutes.
If you would like to accept please reply to me, and first do this:
Make a throwaway google account. https://accounts.google.com/signup
> It takes 1 minute. Don't give google your phone# or old e-mail address.
> With that account, go to www.gmail.com
Then you can reply for more instructions.
Anyone know where I can get this hat with the flag on the side and the curved brim. It's awesome
>>72196391
Oy vey!
>>72196461
Then revolt happens.
We the Lions guard protect Don's family as we help Barron realize his true destiny and grow to take vengeance on George Soros himself, thus restoring the dream of America.
>>72195506
MAGA/YUUUUGE
>>72196563
There's not rest for me until the god emperor takes his throne
>>72196534
dang sorry
here you go https://hitomi.la/galleries/836483.html
>>72195667
>>72195963
PA reporting in
>mfw Monroe county got 69%
>>72196585
every county
this snowball is rolling downhill at full velocity
>>72196531
This would be absolutely glorious. Too bad he takes his shit far too serious to waste time on anything but MAGAing.
>>72196622
In my opinion he has a 89% chance of getting OVER 1237...
>>72196613
Apparently he's the man to beat in Oregon and New Mexico, otherwise Cruz wouldn't have even tried that deal.
I also see him doing competitively in Washington and California (he won't win shit in Cali though)
>>72196426
Unexpected heat from a leaf. Must have some Strayan in your blood.
>>72195963
You know I'll get you back with a Gobbler in the fall!
UN
FUCKING
S T U M P A B L E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw
what a glorious day
>>72196256
>woke up this morning in Maryland
>poured a cup o' joe
>had a smoke
>Hopped in the Pontiac
>Went to the voting location
>Thumps up to the brother in the Trump shirt
>MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>Jumbo Maryland Blues covered in Old Bay for dinner
>Come home and watch the WINNING
It's a good day to be alive.
>
INDIANA YOU BETTER NOT FUCK THIS I SWEAR TO GOD
>yfw watching Trump waterboard Hillary at Guantanamo live on Right Side Broadcasting
>>72196519
Take care of your own country first
>>72196426
Witnessed. Epic comeback.
>>72196733
What are the possiblities?
>>72196331
The fact alone there are no Luuz hats says a lot about your kiddiefucking candidate
I need info brothers
How do I vote while I'm at basic?
Good morning fellow MAGA lovers!!
Falling asleep was hard when I knew there was a fantastic election result to be revealed during the night, but by waking up refreshed, my body is ready for another day of hard work preparing for President Trump to Make Europe Great Again.
>>72196045
H a T E D
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>>72196426
quality bantz from a leaf
>>72196664
Pretty fucking much, I think making the grass grow sums it up
>>72196743
With that cherry jam playing in the background
>>72196771
Ask your drill sergeant or something.
>>72196170
>FORGETTING THE FIVE STATE KNUCKLE SANDWICH THE DON JUST DUMPED ON HIS FAT ASS
>>72195433
>Ripping off Communist propaganda from the 1920s
>>72196338
>>72196729
>Mr. (((Krabs)))
>Eating the crustacean Jew
Fucking drop out already, Rato
>>72196733
We won't. We hoosiers are kind of nuts, but we're not retarded. We'll give him the edge he needs. MAGA
>>72196610
Whuh?
Did Trump take all the states today? I missed out
>>72196729
>oldbay
Shit meme tier spice blend, good on you for voting though.
>>72196822
Great game.
>>72196722
You can pinpoint the exact moment they started panicking
>>72196743
>Hillary is gasping for air
>she's about to say who really did 9/11
>RSBN dub "Guys if you keep stealing our stream we're going to sue you for copyright infringement"
![hqdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0ZGkcX1.jpg "hqdefault[3].jpg")
>>72196771
did your weekend passes get revoked?
>>72196813
>FORGETTING THE FIVE STATE KNUCKLE SANDWICH
>>72196791
AMERICA FIRST, THEN THE WORLD
WE WILL SAVE YOU, EUROPE
YOU HAVE FALLEN FAR
>>72196824
Nigger don't even.
>>72196575
I respect your choice of man of war.
why not this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz8c8FghTkA
OR FUCKING THIS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACIwteloFTI
>>72196851
100%. EVERY COUNTY
>>72196819
Trump confirmed for secret Vladimir Lenin reincarnated
Holy shit this retarded whore on CNN.
How many times are they going to keep moving the goal post.
>TONIGHT DOESN'T MATTER
>ITS ALL ABOUT INDIANA NOW GUYS
>CRUZ CAN STILL WIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!1111
>>72196872
AYE YIE YIE
>>72196729
god damn i miss maryland
>>72196622
If Trump puts rato to bed in indiana the nomination is his
>>72196844
Bangers, man. Victorious, hype music
>>72196646
Ah, sure. I made the throwaway, what now?
>>72196822
>>72196865
I can always rely on Trump supporters to have great taste.
>>72196743
>>72196863
One of the best things about being a Trump supporter is it teaches me tolerance for faggots like you.
WHERE MY BORDER BROS AT?
WHO IS READY TO BUILD AND MAN THE GREAT WALL?
TEXAS REPORTING IN
>>72196493
This.
just wait until Hollywood officially gets in on the election, guys.
>>72196904
>>72195631
Feels good man
Ive even convinced my parents to support him (they hated him a few months ago)
HIGH ENERGY
>>72196771
Absentee ballot, what kind of retards are your DIs?, how the fuck are you on here?
>>72196436
John Depp
>>72196771
They have to provide you with absentee ballots
>>72196844
What anime is this, I see it everywhere
>Carpenter is still salty
>>72196889
How much delegates did he get?
>>72196882
No need to be crabby about it.
>>72196938
I loved throwing the cars into crowds of people.
>>72196729
>Jumbo Maryland Blues covered in Old Bay for dinner
fucking jelly right here senpai
I miss that shit
Hope the secret service keeps Don safe. I don't trust the fuckers who are trying to stop him. The globalists are dangerous fucks who will go to any length. The Don is going to blow the lid off a lot of shit if he gets elected.
Barron Trump summoned me in Dark Souls 3, ask me anything.
>tfw Jeb Bush is found tomorrow hanging in his closet with a guac bowl clutched in his hand and nothing but "Jeb!" underwear on
>>72196937
It's really quick.
1. My throwaway e-mail address is in the picture.
2. Please use your new throwaway e-mail for the next step.
3. Go to https://www.random.org/bytes/ and click "Get Bytes" to generate 10 bytes. Copy and e-mail me those bytes! Wait a minute for me to reply.
4. Post the same bytes in the thread under your trip. Now I know the e-mail is from you!
5. I send you the tripcode! Enjoy!
>>72195567
>>72196722
This video never fails to make me feel warm and cozy inside. Their smirks waver, an agitated edge creeps into their voices, and then the dam breaks.
>>72197016
NO PICTURE, here now
>>72197000
plz washington bro make this into a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wDCEU3C95o
>>72196875
Yes
Pvt Pyle wouldn't shut up about bernie and how him, his gf and her friend jodie are going to vote for him
>>72196936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNf5w1I4p4g&list=PLD654C2802944D032
>>72196419
Holy shit. Jews aren't hunching over they are tucking their chins because they know they should be knocked the fuck out.
>>72195607
>>The Cruz-Kasich dumpster fire rages on
What is it with /pol/ tonight and giving me actual lol's
>>72196948
Just reminded me of Schnitt shilling on the radio last night.
>"DID YOU HEAR THAT CHANTING OF THE CROWD SAYING "BUILD THAT WALL"? IT'S SCARY!!!1 DO THEY REALLY THINK THE WALL WILL BE BUILT?"
>>72196939
PAY THE CLEAN COAL TOLL. YOU'RE GOING TO CHYNA.
Post YFW you realized that it really is over now, and Trump really has won, no matter what happens.
>>72196875
Wait, what? I only had Sundays in '04 and outside of Chapel you were ironing your shit for Monday and chatting with other recruits
>>72196888
I'll accept that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACIwteloFTI might work.
>>72196946
It might be because the first and only time I had it I got extremely ill after. More of a butter,lemon and pepper person but I'll give it another go one day.
>>72197097
>CLEAN COAL TOLL
>>72197116
We won here's do 80's for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nhvYBvw3yE
