https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlRZ4kVCBQ0
its happening cont.
HOW FUCKED AM I?
>>72147493
BLACK FOREST SUNDAE
>>72147598
zero fucked
>IT'S ALREADY HERE
other streams, if you can get them to work
https://tvnweather.com/live/chasers/
>>72147493
Wichita Radar: http://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=ICT&product=N0R&overlay=01100110&loop=yes
OKC Radar: http://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=TLX&product=N0R&overlay=11101111&loop=yes
Dallas Radar: http://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=FWS&product=N0R&overlay=01100111&loop=yes
>>72147598
With crime coming over from the Dallas area you are fucked
>tfw you flirt with the big titty braum's girls until they give you a free dip cone before you drive over to Blackwell to look at your cousin's smashed trailer
Best local news channel in Tulsa? Who's the most accurate for weather? Who has the best titties?
I always watch these streams and they always are fucking duds lame.
>>72147493
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING EDITION
>>72147754
Emily Sutton, but I think her tits are on in OKC
Post your storm husbandos.
>>72147715
Bro, you flirt with those 18 year old girls and they will give you free shit everytime you walk in, I swear!
Does anyone have thread #3. Thanks fa m.
Any confirmed tornadoes yet?
>>72147754
channel 6 usually.
the warn 6 radar is really good.
has toggles for tracks, warnings, rotation, etc
>>72147806
Today was worth it just for that.
>>72147806
they use these to get in the path of a tornado and live through it
>>72147806
Its so they can drive into the storm and not have to worry about being scattered over 4 counties
>tfw not even fucked
Best Tendies
>>72147493
How fucked am I, lads?
Kansas City, MO reporting in
nth for Americans taking everything too far.
>>72147956
>>72147975
I know what it's for, I found that funny though.
WHATABURGER IS BETTER THAN BRAUMS
TEXAS >>>>>>>>> OKALASHITMA
>>72148024
Look at those hydraulically actuated ground spikes.
>>72148016
yeah if you're a fucking triple shitskin nigger faggot
>>72148024
better than dying
First for MAGA
>>72148105
>>72148016
They're bretty good
>>72148016
>>72148073
I'm gonna go get some Whataburger one last time before I die
>>72148021
>How fucked am I, lads?
Not very. KC never really seems to get hit hard by tornadoes. At most you will probably just get a bad storm.
>>72148073
Red River water is ours Texass
>>72148024
Well WTF would YOU drive into an F3 (200mph) tornado ?
You need to be heavy and streamlined to not be lifted away. The only thing I can think might be better is an actual tank.
The fun part is the storms are only getting stronger. We will see an F6 (320+ mph) within my lifetime.
>>72148073
TEXAS HAS BOTH
TEXAS IS BETTER THAN OKLAHOMA BY LIGHT YEARS.
Hnnnnnnnnnng
>Tfw right down the road from a Braums in OKC and don't wanna go out because afraid shit will hit the fan the moment I leave my apartment
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/mike-phelps-mobile-weather-stream
>>72147670
>https://tvnweather.com/live/chasers/
the sudden influx of anons crashed it
>>72148073
Yet the Longhorns couldn't beat the Sooners to save their lives
>>72148073
We went over this last thread. Braums is shit tier for anything but ice cream. Freddy's is kind of an OK thing I think and it is much better than Braums. No idea why OK is so proud of this mediocre OK chain.
sky stream
http://www.news9.com/category/267187/dynamic-popout-live-stream?webEncoder=http://kwtv-lh.akamaihd.net/z/KWTV_666@91154/manifest.f4m&mobileEncoder=http://kwtv-lh.akamaihd.net/z/KWTV_666@91154/manifest.f4m
>>72148024
No vehicle on Earth besides that one would have survived this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v075d9Vfqcg
>>72147493
if iv learned one thing about missouri is if kansas gets fucked by tornadoes, our tornadoes follow the missouri river
im in a small ass rivertown of 255 people and when they follow the river, it gets insane here
>>72147900
I've lived in KC and as long as you we're on the south side you were OK. Lee's Summit was whitetopia.
>>72147947
Yeah I'd say six, anytime I watch the news I go to six. I hate Fulbright though.
>>72148286
If I had to choose a thing to eat before I die, it would be a mint chocolate chip shake and a bacon cheese burger and a bag of braums fries
>>72148281
F5 IS THE FINGER OF GOD
F6 WILL BE HIS DICK
Worst habbeing ebar. I srsly though it as gonna be Doompaul levels. Fug. D::::
>>72148354
Also before I get 3 posts for my flag, I live in Enid, OK. This flag is given to me probably because of using shitty Suddenlink.
>>72148354
Because OK's don't have much, they walk around here in Texas with their proud "OU" shirts, but you ask them why they're here and they always say "Becuase there's nothing to do in Oklahoma." It's very sad, the best they have is a mediocre chain that we already have.
>>72148283
texas is literally the CA of the south
>north Texas is lumped with Oklahoma in moderate tornado risk
Ugh.
Tornadoes never ever get as bad up here as they do in Oklahoma, right?
Reassure me.
>>72148073
biscuits and gravy please!!!!
So how many Oklahomans are ITT anyways?
GOD HAVE MERCY
>>72148510
Nice flag
>>72148073
Texans are just Okies with the shit kicked out of 'em.
>>72148354
Freddie's can get pricey fast though, just had it the other day got two meals and a concrete. 30 dollars. Fucking kill me.
>>72148549
The storm looks like it will miss North Texas(the tornados at least)
You might get hail though and the other storm stuff.
>>72148569
Norman rep
>>72148502
It hasn't even begun
>>72148569
Tulsa reporting
>driving through an irrelevant town in an irrelevant state
>guy on the radio says to take shelter
>pull over at a McDonald's
>walk inside
>everyone standing around watching the TV, eating their food
>weatherman says something to the effect of "Take shelter immediately, loss of life is expected"
>loss of life is expected
>everyone picks up their food and runs to the parking lot
>stuffing their faces while they try to spot the tornado
>rain suddenly starts pouring
>waddle to their pickup trucks and drive away
Are Midwesterners mentally ill or just too fat to be sucked up?
>>72148569
OU student here
>>72147493
Tornado's only hit poor people and trailer parks,
I am very safe in my rich, white neighborhood.
and there are zero niggers to ruin it.
>>72148662
I just want pizza shuttle or slims chicken for my last meal
>>72148569
Tulsa/bartlesville area Ramona if you know where that is
>>72148569
Collinsville checking in.
>>72148515
Shut you're whore mouth, Braums kicks the shit out of Whataburgers shitty over-greasy burgers and fries. Oklahoma has them here too and they are shit. Braums is superior.
>>72148569
Seminole here
>>721486425
It's like steak and shake expensive at most. You have to buy a large amount of food to have a $15 meal, but that doesn't surprise me on 4chan.
>>72148691
>OU student
Same senpai. What's your major? Aviation here.
Is it bad I am sexually attracted to Severe weather.
>>72148569
Midwest City here.
OU fags need to die tbqh
>>72148744
You won't have time to do the Pizza Shuttle Drop before the tornado kills you
>>72148788
Penguin point in Warsaw Indiana is way better faggots. I want to move back T^T
>>72148691
we have a thread on LT too
http://www.landthieves.com/board/showthread.php?71331-Severe-Weather-Vol-2-Featuring-SATP&p=2813103#post2813103
I fucking hat Oklahoma. You are a shitty hat.
I wouldn't trade you all for anything though.
>>72148810
Imagine sliding your diick into a wet, whirring F4.......mmmmmmmm
>>72148569
>ponca city born and raised
>now live in Wyoming
don't make me take off my shirt and kick your ass
>>72147806
Who the fuck doesn't know about these? You must live a sheltered life.
>>72148736
I can't wait to eat you alive
>>72148906
Fuck Oklahoma but they're the only ones I want bordering us.
>>72148569
north OKC away from niggers and spics reporting in.
we still have alot of space up north to run from niggers
>>72148348
Thanks familia.
>>72148569
edmond
>>72148549
It's all about The Dry Line. The world record for distance hang gliding was set in 2012 by sky surfing the dry line from south to north Texas. Almost 500 miles in one day, by solar power.
In case you are interested:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaGcGBSbFtI
That said, I'd bet that Oklahoma has more violent tornados. More time to "cook".
>>72148798
Constitutional Studies at OU... we have posted together before. Nice to see ya again anon
>>72148788
I think it's an OK thing to fuck up other states' chains though. Whataburger in TX is way better. I'm from KY (living in Enid, OK right now) and KFC is fucking great in Kentucky. I stopped going to the local one here because it just drips off grease and makes me feel like a piece of shit after eating it.
Only good fast food here is CFA
>>72148939
TX has garbage mexican food though nothing compares to san diego mexican food tbqh family
>>72148283
We have both in Oklahoma.
>>72148922
>S-s-s-stop senpai I am going to hail
Am I going to be on that degenerate iceberg list....
>>72148862
I have an hour before we all die and go to crimson heaven
fuck Oklahoma i hope those meth head trailer park faggots get BTFO
t. proud Texan
>>72148569
grand lake
>>72148736
Joplin Missouri was a nice neighborhood
>was
>>72148906
>>72148992
Someone has to remind you how bad the Longhorns are. If we didn't so it, no one would.
Fuckin storm today blew over all the trashcans in my neighborhood and now there is trash everywhere.
Then afterward the garbage men had the GALL to drive around staring at trashcans on the ground and pour out empty trashcans into the truck.
>>72148676
You have better chances if you're on the move vs. being in some dinky McDonald's.
When I was a kid, my family and I were driving though West Kentucky, when some really bad storms came though. We took shelter from an F4 tornado inside of a bank vault. I watched a Chinese restaurant collapse in on itself like and get sucked away into the storm, like it was made of cardboard.
>>72149001
N May here bro, right across the street from Quail Springs. Tempted to hit up that N May Braums for a Bacon Cheeseburger and fries and Large Chocolate shake but afraid it's gonna start the moment I leave.
>>72149148
Why don't they build out of stone in places like this?
>>72148882
As a UT student from out of state, I never understood the hate towards OU until I saw this picture
You guys really are a bunch of trashy hicks
That girl is on your cheer squad? Her parents were probably first cousins.
>>72148354
I like their hamburgers but nobody can ever agree on "good" cheapish, fast food hamburger places.
Iowa here, how fucked am I?
>>72149137
t. Carlos Santana
>>72149148
Joplin Missouri wasn't in Oklahoma, aka God's Country, where God routinely sends tornado's to clean out meth labs and race mixers
>>72148736
>I am very safe in my rich, white neighborhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSYfrIu19m8
>>72149150
I TAKE IT BACK. REMOVE OKLAHOMA YOU ARE WORST STARE
>>72149209
Village nigger here on Penn. Might hit up that same one
tornadoes cant bowl for shit
Texas is fucking lame, have fun in your majority minority state
why the fuck does a random tornado have its own thread on /pol/?
>not /pol/itics
Any other super cells forming? John's stream got boring.
>>72148569
Broken Arrow, Tulsa County.
>>72147754
Jackie Denardo
>>72149342
ITS HAPPENING
Finland is it actually going to get going tonight or is this fizzling out now?
God so loves the Bible Belt he's turning them into pinheaded Zika trophies and hunting down trailer parks with twisters
>>72149342
It's pretty much a Texas vs Oklahoma shitposting thread 2bh.
>>72149342
/pol/ is the designated happening board
Fucking newfags I swear
>>72149342
It is happening in about 1 hour
>>72149274
No, your flag says Florida, faggot.
>>72149398
Get in my bunker, for the good of the race
>>72149342
It's a current event, plus we have these threads for years on /pol/.
>>72149342
Oklahoma vs. Texas electric boogaloo
>>72149232
wouldnt have mattered.
that tornado almost took down a 7 story hospital
it completely erased brick buildings
>>72149428
git them Okies!!!
Denton reporting in
What time am I fucked
>>72149416
It's honestly just starting tbqh
>>72149247
>>72148016
Ever been to Swadley's?
>>72148882
Fucking gross. No ass and a witch face
>>72149232
The class of tornado that hit there would even destory metal reinforced concrete.
F5 Incredible damage.
Strong frame houses lifted off foundations and carried considerable distances to disintegrate; automobile sized missiles fly through the air farther than 100 metres (330 ft); trees debarked; steel reinforced concrete structures badly damaged.
>>72149459
I'm currently working in Des Moines
>>72149517
8-9pm is when the shitshow begins
>>72149432
Bubbas in the Sky with Diamonds
>>72149342
>he thinks /pol/ is for race threads only
>he things /pol/ isn't for happenings and CURRENT EVENTS
gb2 reddit
>>72148354
TACO BUENO. GAME OVER.
Which site has the best radar? Using intellicast because it has all of the features the fucking faggot cucks at the weather channel got rid of.
>>72149517
I keep hearing storms are going to start at 9
Where is da stream
>>72149148
Joplin was not nice.
Joplin was a shithole and everyone who died, died because they were poor trash living in tin can equivalent trailer homes.
Seriously. Build your houses out of brick. We all know that this area of the country frequently has incredibly powerful tornadoes. You have no excuse for believing your little tin can house will protect you when one comes along.
>literally nothing of value lost
>>72140316
>Ghost train
>>72149593
>right when I get out of my last class
woah nelly
>>72149209
The experts warn against trying to outrun it. I'd take my chances in a building.
>>72148510
False flag
>>72149635
and then tanks at 930
>>72148283
We have both, you're not that great
>>72149557
Has it ever hit a large city?
>>72149433
>Texas vs Oklahoma shitposting thread 2b
Squishing moon pies for Jebus
>>72148569
Jenks USA!
>>72149598
haha 10/10
>>72149448
>designated happening board
>Texans will defend this
>>72149607
Tried it twice because of the military discount but even taco bell is better.
>>72149137
>>72149247
>>72149299
Bring it on texas faggots, meet us behind skateworld and we'll kick your ass
>>72149598
>That file name
If only it'd happen now.
>>72149482
>plus we have these threads for years
>>72149598
>Bubbas in the Sky with Diamonds
kek
take a (you)
>>72148510
kek what i live there too but i have a proper flag
fucking lol @ the youtube stream chat
>be me in Bartlesville OK
>get a migraine during a storm
>Sirens go off
>run into Braums to the bathroom
>almost make it
>blow chucks all over the floor
>get into restroom to wash mouth out
>go to front
>buy Braums, have a fucking God tier burger
>>72149657
>Joplin was a shithole and everyone who died, died because they were poor trash living in tin can equivalent trailer homes.
PRAISE JESUS
>>72149657
It was an F5. Most of the people who died didn't stand a chance.
REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TREES GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!
>>72148569
Moore, hopefully this one doesn't kill me.
>>72148569
Yukon here
>>72147493
Lincoln Nebraska here, will I live?
>>72149830
go fuck your sister faggot
>>72147493
PLEASE LET THERE BE A HAPPENING!! MY DICK IS DIAMONDS!!!
>>72149818
Of the cool dudes from Texas I know, they all went to A&M.
>>72149899
Do you use suddenlink? Some weeks I have American flag, some cucknadia flag. it's embarrassing.
Btw, Why would you choose to live here? I'm just here to get through pilot training and get the fuck out.
>>72150103
It would be hilarious if you guys were hit a Third Time.
>>72149751
Yea
>>72149827
You shouldn't be allowed to speak again
>>72150115
Czech country
i went to school there for a bit. a good place to get girls pregnant.
>>72149887
it's a very nice image in ma haid
Tipton tornado warning.
>>72150220
Born and raised senpai. I couldn't live anywhere else desu. People are nice and it's so goddamn comfy
not even from oklahoma, but goddamn, texans are just the worst
why can't the tornadoes hit texas, god knows they deserve it
>>72150220
yeah, my Ip sometimes is cucknadia, sometimes even Georgia USA
>>72150099
kek
>>72149818
I don't have to. Fuck Austin.
Oh well... guess it's not happening after all
this tornado was 6 miles from where I live and I was on the other side of the river. some scary shit when your driving on 24 and a dust cloud just lifts and goes near https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk6vdsLGsKs
we could see it but the dust cloud wasn't fully dark. had potential but died
>>72150333
Where do you get updates from?
there is nothing to feed that cloud. Nothing is going to happen.
>>72150099
>TREES GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!
have COW
>denton, texas
Take me and this stupid college
>>72149751
Yes, they hit cities all the time. "Large" cities - I assume you mean skyscrapers etc - not really yet.
The recent Joplin, MO even was an F5.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_F5_and_EF5_tornadoes
F5 is a range, but 320mph winds is kinda severe.
We WILL see at least one F6 in our lifetimes. We don't have a scale for it yet other than "goes to 11". They will probably score it in terms of how many miles or at what altitude automobiles were carried.
>>72150448
http://livestream.com/accounts/9934971/events/3371071
>>72150220
i live with relatives and just graduated uni. it was either here or commute from kansas
>>72150502
Fuck you, just take the damn college.
Welp happening is probably over. If nothing has happened by this point it's clear the following systems won't generate anything significant either.
Thanks for the thread tho lads.
>>72150502
What's UNT Like?
UTDfag here.
>>72150127
Luv to watch Jebus taking out teh trash
who /Wichita/ here
>>72150220
Oklahoma is the best state in the Union. No one around, ghost towns, fun weather, farmer's daughters, braums. It doesn't get any better.
have any Okies in this thread ever been to Madill OK? thats a sad town but God never wipes it out with a Tornado
>>72150576
There's literally a tornado forming in Tipton.
>>72150382
cell phone?
>>72150448
http://www.spc.noaa.gov/
probably
>>72150616
God Bless Oklahoma
>>72150576
Shits not supposed to start up in central okc until 5:30, 6:00
>>72150586
Full of liberals to trigger on Yikyak
Hook echo confirmed.
>>72150372
After voting Cruz, this seems appropriate
>>72150616
braums is in 3 different western states faggot
>>72150616
Can confirm. My dream is to get enough money and buy some ranch land here.
>>72150372
>why can't the tornadoes hit texas, god knows they deserve it
God tries but there are so many candidates
TVN BACK UP
>>72150621
Kek Madill is indeed a shithole, possibly one of the worst in OK. Everyone I knew from there was a drug dealer
>>72147598
Head north. Survivors resistance meeting at lake Lewisville.
>>72150121
>a texicant said something near me
I'm having trouble imagining willingly living in a place where giant funnels of wind could potentially drop out of the sky and destroy entire towns.
>>72150671
There's a thunderstorm in Tipton. There have been half a dozen funnel clouds and not one has lasted more than a minute before dissipating.
>>72150776
>tfw inheriting 300 acres from my dad
Feels good tbqh
>>72150794
My step father was one of like 4 city doctors there, When I became 18 I went into the nasty girls and got the fuck out of that place...What a shit hole
Anyone have Reed Timmer's stream?
>>72150812
>posting a fake map
ebin
Second Tornado forming in Medford
>>72150616
You faggots voted for Cruz
>>72150776
i bought five acres for 90k, rebuilding the house now. idk where you can get cheaper land.
>>72150814
>
It gives you perspective on life and death. I imagine it's kind of the attitude those who lived through the ugliest part of the Cold War developed.
"Smoke 'em if you've got 'em. Nobody lives forever."
>>72150561
We can die together.
>>72150586
Ultra liberal here, we even had an anti-Trump and Capitalism gathering here. Was interesting
>>72150814
I can't imagine living in a place with no dangerous weather. Sounds pretty boring. Tornadoes are the only excitement I get.
ON THE TIPTON CELL
https://tvnweather.com/live/chasers/847783585
Things are ramping up. You guys weren't lying.
>>72151217
ITS 5 CST!! LET IT BEGIN
>>72148073
Whataburger is full of niggers.
>>72151041
we gave 13 delegates to Trump, 15 to Cruz
you can barely call that a victory for Rato; but yeah we have TONS of evangelions living here. Well meaning, but you know, they go with the grain when it comes to the republican side
>>72150360
It's all fat people though. How do you meet women here? All I know of are the 5 scooters sluts and that's it. Town sucks. Only actually decent bar is Crappy's, which says a lot.
>>72150616
We've already established that Braum's is fucking mediocre compared to every other state-renowned fast food chain. And as another pointed out, you voted for fucking Cruz.
>>72150554
Commute for what? There's nothing here
>>72150317
Seriously nobody I know here even eats there. Not a single person.
>>72150812
Based Texas always being a step ahead.
>>72151149
Sounds like shit.
I guess things are a bit more apolitical here because we've got a bunch of chinks who can't even vote.
![Brandon-T-Mcfrazier-mugshot-38982370.400x800[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rSkwMQK.jpg "Brandon-T-Mcfrazier-mugshot-38982370.400x800[1].jpg")
>average Oklahoman
KEK
penispump4life
TVN is down again
Hook hook so many hookers
>>72151484
>majority of criminals are niggers, spics, and injuns
no surprise here
>>72151496
still working for me
>>72151373
>We've already established that Braum's is fucking mediocre
Nobody that eats the 2/3rd lb cheeseburger at Braum's thinks its mediocre. sounds like some yankee talk
>>72151089
Five acres for $90K??
Is this undeveloped farmland? I have 400 acres of soybean field next to me in central Ohio. I wanted to pick up another 5 acres. The bastard selling it wanted $25K an acre. Fuck that.
>>72151149
I don't want to die in this place of all places man
>>72148576
Plano here
I-Is it that bad
![Jacob-Z-Foster-mugshot-38981198.400x800[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DS5tdji.jpg "Jacob-Z-Foster-mugshot-38981198.400x800[1].jpg")
>>72151484
TOP KEK LMAO
>oklahoma
>white
There's tons of qts at my tiny university
Remember Enid =\= the rest of the state
Enid kind of sucks tbqh
>not living in a state with vigilante drone enforcers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trJ9pzZS3ao
>>72148569
West OKC.
