SPECIAL OP JUST FOR TODAY, LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT THE OTHER LINKS.
POLLS CLOSE
>8pm Eastern Time (US)
>7pm Central Time (US)
>6pm Mountain Time (US)
>5pm Western Time (US)
PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS, WHEN YOU GO VOTE:
>On the Ballot, first you vote Trump
>THEN you must choose 3 delegates in your District
>THESE are the ONLY Pro-Trump Delegates
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/pennsylvania ←←PRINT THE SHEET ON THIS PAGE
>FIND YOUR DISTRICT HERE
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/
>VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
OREGON- 4/26
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 845/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cruzich): 707 (559 & 148)
STATES
>Connecticut
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 28 Total Delegates
>Delaware
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 16 Total Delegates
>Maryland
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 38 Total Delegates
>Pennsylvania
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 71 Total Delegates
>Rhode Island
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 19 Total Delegates
>LINKS FOR TODAY'S PRIMARY
>Results
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results
http://www.theguardian.com/interactive
>Polls
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/april26GOP.html
>MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
>FOX
http://earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
>CSPAN
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/c-span-live-stream
http://wikitv.eu/cspan/
MOVEMENT
REMINDER IM MAKING TRUMP GENERALS FOR A WHILE.
PLEASE DONT MAKE THREADS
great, it's split again
ALL FIVE
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What website do you guys use to track results? I've been using Clinton News Network but I don't really want to
Hahahahaha fucking cruz missiles are so retarded.
Enjoy the fireworks folks, only going to get better as the night goes on.
http://therightscoop.com/election-thread-its-super-tuesday-for-the-amtrak-primaries/
>>72142481
the guardian
>>72142481
guardian is fun
Say it with me now: A L L F I V E S T A T E S
>>72142481
in the OP
The guardian interactive
I'm in PA, we voted using a machine. Is there anywhere I can call to make sure my vote is counted correctly?
>>72142392
Is that an edit?
Can't tell because of YUUUUGE autism
I'll throw in a realtime leddit pic.
>>72142454
Thanks buddy boy
>>72142481
The guardian's website. It has the 8 bit characters as seen in the OP, but CNN's website is faster
>>72142510
Jesus Christ these evangelical cuckservatives need to be gassed
>Have to wait 4 hours for Trump to win tonight
>>72142290
MD fag here, gonna go vote for Trump, let's MAGA
I'm nervous bros
Should I be? Or will today go well
>>72142577
PAINT IT RED DON
>>72142456
>split
>when the other thread doesnt even have "Trump general" in its name
not really senpai
How many delegates is Trump going to win realistically
>listening to some comfy jazz
>read title
>Peace go with you my brother (as salam alaikum)
there is just no escape
>>72142607
np, you can take back over whenever, let me know.
Live audio commentary by Newt Gingrich
https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/725060788650672128
JUST VOTED, FUCKERS
>>72142629
go now dont wait!
>>72142690
All of them
AWOVEMENT
>>72142651
You better stay high energy
>>72142454
You should put some vaporwave or maybe an awoo for your OP image. That way we'll know you're not a cringy shill. :^)
>>72142719
and u broke the law taking a pic at the same time.
>This ugly son of a mailman is losing the republican nomination and
>Basically he is fucking stupid
>>72142454
Don't tell me or wife's son what to do.
how many delegates will Trump get from Pennsylvania?
>>72142519
made me laugh
>>72142606
All this butthurt. Can't wait for the results to come in, I'll be heading over to r/sandersforpresident to catch their tears. Excellent fuel for the meme machine.
SAY IT WITH ME NOW
ALL. FIVE. STATES
What is this SheekyForums website? It looks like all they do is talk about /pol/. A lot of the time when I search for /pol/ stuff I get that forum as a result.
>>72141609
The Warwick RI rally was SUPER HIGH ENERGY! Start at 24:50 for Trump's speech.
>>72142814
geez oh man
>>72142848
thanks friend
How often you cunts want me to post this shit?
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA
Reminder that Trump only needs roughly 391 (52%) of the remaining 752 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC.
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL
New Jersey (51) [Trump +28]
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16) [Trump +37]
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE
California (172) [Trump +27] - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) [Trump +5] - 27 District. 27 State.
Maryland (38) [Trump +14] - 24 District. 11 State.
>PROPORTIONAL
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) [Trump +36] - 6 District. 10 State.
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) [Trump +34] - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY
Pennsylvania (71) [Trump +26] - 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
West Virginia (34) - 31 Pick Preferred
Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.
#MAGA
**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
>>72142864
CLEAN SWEEP
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FIRST EXIT POLLS
T- 13min
When can we expect the results ? in 3hours?
>>72142952
Correct.
>>72142795
not true.
>>72142916
>How often you cunts want me to post this shit?
every thread pls
>>72142952
yes, three hours
Are you ready DRUMPFKINS? Cruz will pull UPSET WIN in MD and RI.
Get ready for a BRUZIN while we are CRUZIN to victory.
>>72142947
I'm ready
>>72142849
Take pictures - I gotta go to sleep soon, I'll likely miss the best shit.
I'll go over whatever they posted tomorrow morning and maybe upload a folder or an album of all the kekworthy shit they had later.
>>72142916
at least once a thread. plenty of info and helps answer questions before they're asked hopefully
>>72142814
>Basically his grandfather was coal miner, and you're fucking stupid!
>>72142606
Our colony is doing pretty good tbqh lads
>>72142874
We are on SheekyForums. Another site is copying us. If you're not on Sheeky, you're basically not really here.
>>72142595
Yeah it's an edit. Some of this Momiji art is so bad, it's good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NPqlMNIF5c
Seems like Joe was the same then as he is now with how he talks
>>72142781
>>72143018
Can one of you please change your flag.
I never know which florida is the shill
>>72143018
is the shill, change it to something shitty like georgia
Pennsylvania here
MAGA
How the fuck is 1 in 38 Kasich beating Hillary in some polls? I don't get it.
>>72143018
I am now a #cruzmissile
>>72142607
Trumpeter, do you have 5 minutes? I'll give you a high-test tripcode, securely, if you reply.
To thank you for your efforts, buddy.
>>72142874
Those SheekyForums guys sure are vicious bastards :^)
>>72143091
>Slightly younger Cuckborough
DONT LOOK BARRON!!!
Last digit of my post is the number of states Trump will win.
>>72142290
>Western Time
Think you mean Pacific Time, lol. Good thread though, thanks OP
>>72143147
No one's bothered attacking him so his favorables are high. The second Hillary makes an anti-Kasich ad, his numbers would tank
>>72143091
>That southern LA accent.
Id eat a bowl of gumbo with him anyday.
>>72143147
It's a shill poll designed to get morons to back the 'nice guy'.
>>72143204
Your missing 1
>>72142519
Hahaha
You're one of my favorites.
>tfw someone actually went and kept Brian posted
>>72143157
Go for it
>>72143018
shit I forgot to greentext those. This one cruzcuck keeps showing these outlier polls where Cruz stands a chance
>>72143030
Will do. Sleep tight, Ruskie.
>>72143043
why does he want all these pictues of him eating?
>>72143204
>4
>4
>4
It seems like the "Breitbart is owned by cruzmissiles" meme is true
>http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/04/26/brent-bozell-an-open-letter-to-conservative-friends-supporting-donald-trump/
>>72143120
>le high
kek
>>72143051
How can memes be real if this board isn't real?
>>72143204
You take that back you piece of shit. The last 8 digits of my post number is the number of states Trump wins between now and June 7th
>>72143333
kek has answered you
ALL FIVE STATES!!
>>72143018
>mathematically eliminated
>cruzing to victory
Cruz missiles, everyone.
>>72143030
vladimir stay up and don't go work, lets drink vodka tonight and watch trump fuckem over
>tfw I still have the triplist codes with Trump
>>72143266
kek at his face
Last digit of my post number is how many bulls Bernie will be prepping tonight
>>72143147
Kasich is basically a democrat. Plus no one knows who the fuck he is.
>>72143095
You're just going to call me a fag or a shill anyway along with your favorite image of that black guy. You hate vaporwave, you hate anime, you hate awoo. I'll think I'll keep it the way it is. :3
If Momiji is Good Mood White, then Reimu is Bad Mood Red.
>>72143120
why do you vote for senator at the same time?
>>72143259
thanks mang
Are you really gonna do this America?
HE LITTERLY RAPED ME INFRONT OF MY DADS CORPSE
>>72143469
i dunno
this is my first time voting
i figured every state did it that way
So, how did I do /trumpgen/?
>>72143314
Lehigh Valley in Pennsylvania
Threadly reminder that the exit poll data that starts popping up at 5:00 PM ET is *not* hard data on how many votes each candidate got. That info is embargoed until after the polls close.
The exit poll data that comes out, prior to the polls closing, is just the media flogging generic demographic info, such as "Voters who wanted an outsider went for X." It's basically like reading tea leaves, and is subject to media spin.
>>72143520
I will save you
>>72143449
>49
Just one more bull to represent all 50 states.
>>72143462
I know you're not a shill, and just because I hate all that shit doesn't mean i'm against trump.
I was talking about the other florida poster who shits on trump, I just want to be able to tell you two apart.
Pic just for you
>>72143520
this girl knows she has powers with those tits
>>72143095
>which florida is the shill
We have a shill?
What does he shill for?
>>72143449
kek, busy everning for Bernie. Good thing his supporters bought him that R8 for maximum prepping efficiency
>>72143520
I heard he also made Ben Shapiro watch. It was pretty gruesome
How AMERICAN was your day today?
>voted immediately after breakfast
>celebrated with a large order of burger and fries for lunch
>>72142719
>digital
Your vote will be altered
>>72143120
why is yeb still there?
No matter what happens /pol/acks this has been the best ride ever. No matter what happens I will nerve for get the last year. Posting my favorite meme so far this election.
>>72143313
>stature of cuckservatism Brent Bozo
Uh, yeah. No.
>>72143566
ebin
MARY KATHERINE HAM
>>72143599
Publix
>>72143520
STFU you demented spic.
>>72143566
>Rato can win Indiana
Not after a 6 state blowout. :^)
ALL FIVE BURGERS!
>>72142290
i am happy trump will be in my hometown on Thursday.
any anon live in Evansville
please tell me i am not the only one
please
>>72143562
well apparently he votes for ted cruz. Annoying you have to support non trump R.
>>72143520
I want to hatefuck her so hard and make Ben Shapiro watch
>>72143642
Waiting to start drinking when he wins all 5
>>72143699
kasich would eat this.
>>72142593
PA here,
I too used a electronic machine.
I voted for Momiji Inubashiri against Pat Toomey for State Senator.
So if she doesn't show up on the results, then they are fucking with the votes.
>>72143520
I bet she's eating like Kasich about now.
>>72143120
>not voting for Jeb
>>72143306
I feel like he's trying to rival Chris Christie in competitive eating.
Exit polls in 5 minutes on MSNBC and CNN
>>72143658
>why is yeb still there?
They have to set the ballots long enough in advance that they can be mailed out to citizens overseas, military, etc.
>>72143642
Same, but I got a Baja blast freeze from taco bell and ate steamed pork buns.
>>72143760
oh yeah imagine raping those lips
>>72143643
Nobody with a state flag is a legit shill. Just shitposting
>>72143699
She's a LE NEVERTRUMP XDDDD cunt like the CNN Rato shill and others. Don't get too attached.
PRESIDENTTTTT TRUMMMPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72143469
>Even numbered year primary season.
>a fucking leaf.
Sorry to hork yer feelings, der buddy, but da way we do it is we select candidates for a whole bunch of offices including even duh local ones and duh state ones and duh county ones.
Sorey aboot the mix up.
>>72143779
Please don't post that
>>72143634
>I heard he also made Ben Shapiro watch. It was pretty gruesome
I heard he actually raped Ben Shapiro as well.
who /trumpcoin/ here
>>72143803
Probably
>>72143760
>>72143634
>Ben Shapiro watch
SHORT PEOPLE GOT
NO REASON
SHORT PEOPLE GOT
NO REASON TO LIVE
>>72143779
Ban this fucker. I've never seen anything like this.
>>72143778
what a fucking great idea.
I'll have to do this for the California day.
soon
>>72143662
Please try to fuck your mom
>>72143469
Senators are elected for 6 years and about a third of the Senate is up for election every 2 years due to them being on a rotation.
This is suspicious
>>72143120
>Voting for Pat Toomey
He sponsored a kneejerk gun control bill following sandy hoax. He is a cuckservative of the highest order
>>72143900
DONT LOOK, BARRON!
>>72143598
Yeah but they're saggy and don't fit her body well
I hate tits that aren't proportional to their owner
>>72143566
kek. nice work
>>72143864
sorry mate it's too late for me
in love
>>72143851
everyone but this anon from reddit in pic related
>>72143844
polls close in like 3 hours buddy
>>72143778
>not drinking one ounce of hard liquor for every delegate won
STEP UP, FAMPAI
INDIANANIGGERS STAY ON ALERT. RATO IS SHOOTING HIS MOUTH OFF THAT IN IS NOW A 'TWO MAN RACE'. YOU HAVE TO GET THE DON AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE TO 50%.
>>72143779
>mfw when this old geezer always puts his fork in his right hand
>>72143917
>ok you got me I'm 4 foot 3
>>72142916
>mfw state that hates democracy
kill me pls senpai
>>72144056
Someone needs to shoop Kasich's head onto romney
3 minutes until the very first polls and shit? Not the proper results ones.
MAGA shopper
Take this OC as a token of appreciation
>>72143914
Made me choke, danks alot
>>72144040
I'll chase them all with whisky when trump wins all 5
>>72143701
Thats not shilling that's just telling the truth
Public is based
They've been makih my birthday cakes since I was 2
>>72143779
fucking guy has no jawline.
>>72143095
>shitty like georgia
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
take it back or you'll wake up covered in ash
>>72144059
SAUCE NOW
also MAGA
>>72144127
its probably just, how they feel about their party and such and what they are looking for in a president
>>72143846
ic, thanks.
>>72143642
3 mcdoubles and a premium McWrap meal at McDonalds. Pretty American. Although I'm going to lift some heavy ass weights later tonight, so less American.
>>72144165
If Florida is so great, why do they continue to wear those faggy hats?
>>72144056
He choked like a DAWG
my captha was icecream
>>72143948
We vote the same day you guys do. Wanna be drinking buddies?
>>72143045
Keep fueling it /pol/ brethren
We will conquer reddit one meme at a time from our new headquarters there.
first exit polls results any second on cnn! gogogo
>>72144118
Im waiting for a Romney/Eric Garner I Cant Breathe choke shoop
r8 my ballot lads. Made America Great Again today in PA!
Not pictured: the 3 Trump Delegates I also voted for in District 8
>>72143669
Sent it.
>>72142459
those feet need to be drawn more carefully and it would be a 10/10 image
Where the fuck are they Caseitch food memes coming from? Someone explain please
How many delegates are we aiming for tonight?
>>72144241
We don't wear those hats.
We actually put on clown makeup, listen to ICP and do meth
>>72144082
Its okay. Its not your fault. Its your states fault for being so retarded.
just voted in PA, feels pretty comfy bros
except for one thing, the local GOP is up to some shenanigans trying to encourage voters to avoid the unbound delegates who've come out as pro-Trump
https://twitter.com/chas_spears/status/725066898291970048
>>72144305
Post bytes!
>>72144352
At least 100-115.
>>72144198
fuck, dont!
I'm sorry, somewhere shitty like jersey.
>>72144132
Oh wow thanks I love it.
>>72144296
Names of the delegates you voted for?
I really hope that no trumpers or /pol/sters used the bernie phonebank hotline to prank random people, that would be shameful!
Any coverage up yet?
anyone have link to guardian live results? Can't find it on their site.
>>72144296
The PA voting machines are so weird.
>>72144390
Bunch of scumbags.
>>72144030
They release survey based exit polls a couple hours before polls close, there are no candidate percentages released
FINALLY GOT TO VOTE FAMBLY. FEELS SO GOOD. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
>hitting John Kasich on his eating habits
KEK
>>72144397
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>>72143779
scarred
>>72144027
:3c he always looked like a badger to me, never heard of any spurdos
>>72144241
Bucket hats? Bucket hats are the bomb dot com gtfo son.
>>72144352
Im hoping for an even hundred. Anything more will be gravy.
>>72144453
CNN have started with Wolf Blitzer
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
>>72144390
>Operations paid for by Rato, Inc.
>>72144413
>space marines for god-emperor trump
nice
>>72144464
Page usually comes up like an hour before polls close.
>>72144049
pretty sure you're allowed to do that when food only requires the one piece of cutlery
you're still not allowed to be a disgusting animal, holding press conferences while shoveling pizza into yourself (with a fork! IN YOUR RIGHT HAND, WHEN U HAD TO CUT IT WITH A KNIFE FIRST), leaning onto the table with both arms, bent over. and talking to the press with your mouth full, splattering the surroundings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyMxwrk2txM
seriously, what is wrong with this guy.
RESULTS SOON?
>>72143971
shit
i would've done research on him if i knew I'd vote for senate there
I GOT A FEVER.
AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE DELEGATES.
>>72144495
what is it with the laser pointers?
MSNBC:
Pennsylvania: Trump +22%
Connecticut: Trump +27%
Maryland: Trump +21%
Rhode Island: Trump +29%
SWEEP
>>72144399
I'm surprised Pennsylvania only has 17 bound delegates, and Rhode Island has 38. Can you explain why?
>>72144551
>Wolf Blitzer
Guess it'll have to do
>>72144600
*forgot screencap
2 hours till results come in
>>72144397
>no Mc pepe
>>72143642
>Started day with waking up at 5am and driving 2 hours home from friends place
>Went to public deli and got fresh Crescents
>made myself Sasuage, egg, and cheese sammy with it
>Fresh OJ squeezed from tree behind my house
>slept until 1
>went to Steak 'N Shake for lunch
>Sold all my shares in Apple(40) because those faggots are dead and I know they won't ever go back to the glorious 250
>content with making a bit over $4k today instead of having to work
>tfw gunna make an $800 video tonight at around 11pm and then shitposting from 12-3
Feels good
>>72144602
3 bongs senpai
the only thing we will get to that are bits of information from the exit polls, such as question about the candidates and the party
DONALD WILL WIN 118 DELEGATES TONIGHT
WITNESS ME
>>72144437
Casper, Shute and Worthington (district 8)
>>72144467
Yeah I'd much prefer paper ballots
THREE WORDS BOYS
DONALD JOHN TRUMP
>>72142290
>>72141125
ONE OF KEKS CHILDREN VISITED ME, IS THIS A SIGN?
WE'RE GETTING STORMS TONIGHT IN TEXAS BUT I VOTED TRUMP.
PLEASE MAGA LITTLE KEK
>>72144635
RCP polling average though
>>72144637
MD is the one with 38. PA's system is gay in the sense that uninformed votes could end up sending GOP cucks in disguise who will end up voting for what the head cuck says.
>>72143063
Not until after November, Pete
>>72144604
god damn that's fucking disgusting.
>>72144390
I'm honestly shocked they didn't """accidentally""" delete Trump's delegates.
>>72144714
Close but check these
went to the first officer meeting for a computer society i'm in in college, only 4 other students. one of them was a short, petite white girl with dyed black and dark red hair and a nose piercing with big tits. her laptop has a bernie sticker and loads of atheist stickers. she was eyeballing the dadbod gains. what do?
Reminder that there is only one good ending.
>>72144637
Different states, different rules AKA they just felt like it.
>>72144756
ahh fuck, I got excited
>GEEZ OH MAN THEY'RE DRIVING ME TO DINNER
>>72144201
There is no sauce. That's all there is.
>>72144739
whats up with this laservoting
>>72144627
According to the pics of the ballot, he's unopposed anyway. You did no harm. It's not as if we have Trump quality candidates running for everything. That will have to wait for cycles to come.
AFTER WE WIN
>>72144824
Lol nice try.
>>72144748
Maybe it's just a frog. I don't see any dubs. Kek would reward us with dubs
>>72144835
don't worry he will OUTPERFORM STRONGLY!!! MAGA, BURGERBROS.
Us Europeans always need you to show us the way
>>72144739
what's that light?
when does thing start?
how many hours????
GET TUNED IN NOW!
DR MICHAEL SAVAGE IS ON THE AIR
>"The talk-radio godfather of Trumpamania"
http://tunein.com/radio/The-Savage-Nation-p20626/
http://www.iheart.com/live/ksfo-560-5343/
http://www.talkstreamlive.com/program/michael_savage/
http://streema.com/radios/play/23868
THE #1 PRO TRUMP VOICE ON THE AIRWAVES
>>72144841
I almost feel bad for him. It's not like Jeb.
>>72144841
GET IN THE CAR
>>72144739
>electronic voting
REEEEEEEEEE why do you do this to yourself America
>>72144714
Too bad she hates /pol/
>katy tur on msnbc now
How's Indiana lookin' folks?
>>72144940
results in 3 hours
8pm est
>This guy invites you to dinner and lets you decide where to go
Where do you go?
WHEN'S VOTING END BOYS
>>72143786
The most interesting thing about this post is that I think even a fictional dog-woman would be better than Pat Toomey
>>72144990
>that low cut trenchcoat
hnnnnnng
>>72144352
>>72144399
The media predicts around 95. Not including Pennsylvania's unpledged delegates, there are 118 pledged delegates available. He will win overwhelmingly tonight, but not all states are winner-take-all. Approximately 100 is probably a good guess.
>>72144824
>wanting to like in fucking Wall-E where no one works and just get fat and die
>Not wanting to live in Fallout killing mutants and shit
>>72144990
she is pretty cute
>>72144627
It was a bill to extend background checks to private exchange and gun shows. One of those "common sense, muh kids!" bills
http://politics.nytimes.com/congress/votes/113/senate/1/97
What a fucking traitor that faggot is.
>>72144390
I voted today in the 7th district too, I wouldnt talk to any of those scumbags so i didnt see any of that shit
mods are against us now. we can't trust this fucking nip understand? he is not one of us.
>>72145048
Anywhere, apparently.
Marylandfag here
Should I get up and vote for trump anyway
>>72142290
>filed bakruptcy
>says the death of america is in part from offshoring and outsourcing jobs
>outsources jobs
>"but he has to do it to stay competitive"
>oh so since everyone else is unpatriotic and non-protectionist, it's okay for him to be the same and not care about domestic jobs
>"did you know he cares about domestic jobs?"
>de facto cares about his own interests over the sovereignty of a nation (as evidenced by the wind mill/Casino fiasco with the Scottish government)
>this very fact is blatantly glossed over
>puts tons of people out of their jobs in the 80s from straight up not paying contractors for construction jobs
>is a globalist and says he'll do things only a protectionist would do
I'm not concluded yet whether or not the trump threads are made by shills, or by people that are of the same level of intellect of college students that are simply contrarion and don't want to vote liberal like all of their frat friends.
These threads are literal adaptation of the propaganda that worked on baby boomers.
>>72145061
read the OP
>>72145048
Home, hes not invited, i actually want to eat tonight.
>>72144397
Thanks bro!
>>72144241
They're awesome(and only southern Florida ever wears them)
You should try one some time they're comfy
>>72143266
How does Based Brian Lee Henderson (BBLH) only have 2.4k followers?
Time for bed
I expect fresh memes, five states, and a disintegrated CruzMissile tomorrow
>>72143642
Will celebrate with burger, the FOOD OF FREEDOM
MAGH
>>72145048
>Where do you go?
>>72145048
A brothel
>>72144869
Many states have gone to touch screens. Of varying quality. And reliability. They are air gapped, but hacks have been demonstrated in multiple states. Yet another source of paranoia and conspiracy theories. No purple fingers for us.
>>72145142
yes, do your duty to MAGA
http://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/jaydee-robin-albers-plastic-dreams-donald-trump
>>72145064
>>72143786
I voted Toomey. He's pro 2A unless I'm thinking of someone else
>>72144990
i still believe her name is a sales pitch for synergy with all the catheter commercials
all these medical commercials are driving me crazy btw, glad our consumer ads are more technology and gimmick oriented in Germany.
SAVAGE MENTIONED BEING OFFERED MONEY BY SUPER PACS AHHHHHHH
>>72143577
Dubs of truth
>>72145145
Dan don't you have other places to focus on spewing your shill bullshit?
>>72145172
Looks good :)
>>72145145
>Filed bankruptcy
stopped reading right there
>>72145142
YES! It only takes like 4 or 5 minutes when you get inside.
>>72143851
Nah. I'm a legit Yeb(!) supporter
Pic related. Exit poll that was just released on CNN
>>72145048
all you can eat buffet
>>72144926
you hit the button behind his name and it lights up saying you selected him
>>72145142
No anon, the win is secured for big K.
Thanks bro
>>72145190
>not staying up to 2am to witness this big win for Big Don
>>72144926
>>72144869
In Pennsylvania we use electronic ballets. You push one the names of the people you want to be elected and a light will come on underneath or next to the name to signify it has registered your choice. You pick all the names of the people you want, and at the bottom of the machine is a big green button with the word "Vote" on it. You press it and your ballot is cast.
>>72145142
yes, gotta rub it in
>>72145260
Indeed!
>>72145231
Most of the time he is pro 2A
but after sandy hook, he turned traitor for some reason.
see
>>72145110
>dont make 1000s Trump threads
>>72142828
>Don't tell me or wife's son what to do.
Kek
But seriously there should be 20 Trump threads instead of \\pol BTFO!!!111 shit.
>>72145254
>JUST
>>72145272
JEB SURGE! DRUMPFKINS BTFO!
JEBHEADS GET IN HERE!
>>72142290
>> ++ VOTE TRUMP 01010110 01001111 01010100 01000101 00100000 01010100 01010010 01010101 01001101 01010000 VOTE TRUMP ++
>>72145272
SLOW
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>>72144995
The Don will have a ton of momentum on his side, but will have to beat the fuck out of Rato over there as well.
Seems like Rato's ready to pull off a Lubio as well, because apparently next week, he's going to be 'renting' (Paid for by a superPAC) three large areas for some rallies.
>>72145113
damn there's a lot of SEPA maganons
yeah i shouldn't have talked to him i thought it was an actual election official at first
>>72145346
Oh I didn't know that. I'll not make the mistake again
>>72144059
Holy fuck, i'm in love.
>>72144806
>petite
>big tits
Stay away man, you don't want none of that shit I promise you
>>72145048
A zoo
>>72145398
I'll always remember Tay
>>72144989
Who is she and why does she support the destruction of the white race?
>>72145185
idk but he's convinced most of them are government decoys
>>72144986
calm down leaf
>>72145390
Someone posted a fake link to a CNN article saying Trump announced Jeb as VP. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited then horribly let down.
>>72144986
My state has mail in voting
>>72145633
>Jeb VP
Yes please?
Don't let the memes die
>even 9gag is waking up
can't post the link because spamfilter
>>72144604
Even the 2 fine gentlemen behind him know he has a problem :(
>>72145914
>J-John no..
Anyone got that Christopher Walken meme for delegates?
>>72145113
>>72145456
My fellow 7th district anons helping Make America Great Again.
Just checking in, how is our Golden Lad doing?
How possible is total presidential victory?
>>72144748
I'm disappointed in our state every time I see Trump win. We should have been his, but the overwhelming mexican problem made sure that Ted "My Campaign is Dead" Cruz got it.
>>72144989
Real actual racist here. What's this stupid cunt say?
>>72142700
>listening to post-civil rights jazz
baka
>>72145456
What's this laser shit? Are you guys from the future.
>>72143313
>a figure of Brent Bozell's stature
>carl.wav
>>72143970
That child looks like Geordi and a Klingon had a child.
>>72146209
It looks good that he'll beat ted cruz and secure the Republican nom, his numbers against Hillary, the final boss, do not look great but I'm certain the Don will rekt that cunt when he's done defeating El rato.
>>72145835
delicious
keep me posted
>>72143566
Bueno.
>>72146618
>>72146209
Trumps polls against Hillary have gone up, but he's still behind by a few points. Even though he's behind, he hasn't started on her
Thank you all other RI fags. RI will be painted red.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/ri/rhode_island_republican_presidential_primary-5785.html
>>72146356
no it was actually like a beginners electronics project of just a circuit board and some lights on it with paper laid over the buttons, it really didn't inspire much confidence in me desu
>>72144806
>dyed black and dark red hair
Strike 1
>nose piercing
Strike 2
>her laptop has a bernie sticker and loads of atheist stickers
Strikes 3 and counting