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POLLS OPENED AT 7AM ET! GO VOTE NOW!!
PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS, WHEN YOU GO VOTE:
>On the Ballot, first you vote Trump
>THEN you must choose 3 delegates in your District
>THESE are the ONLY Pro-Trump Delegates
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/pennsylvania ←←PRINT THE SHEET ON THIS PAGE
FIND YOUR DISTRICT HERE
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
OREGON- 4/26
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 845/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cruzich): 707 (559 & 148)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://youtu.be/RGiVMhr4uFQ
>Rally West Chester, PA 4/25/16
https://youtu.be/v2PicL4wPCM
>Rally Warwick, RI 4/25/16
https://youtu.be/7lwZqzb5zHU
INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
>Don, Jr. on SOTU 4/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wkxb3P1WYI
ENTERTAINMENT
>OverTrump (EPIC)
https://youtu.be/ziJsEEnd2D0
>The Donald - Killing Monsters
https://youtu.be/jKffJc5m8k4
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://youtu.be/KqPp4z-Dm5w
>9 Photos of Kasich Eating
http://www.politico.com/gallery/2016/04/john-kasich-eating-food-photos-002249?slide=0
>Donald Trump (Black Version) (Written by Prince)
https://youtu.be/wkBs2tw89dk
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKar-tF__ac
PREV: >>72124891
MOVEMENT
AWOOOOOVMENT
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
>go to vote district 4 in pa
>all 3 cruz delegates are at the top of the ballot
Based GOP
TODAY IS MELANIA'S BIRTHDAY
>TODAY IS MELANIA'S BIRTHDAY
TODAY IS MELANIA'S BIRTHDAY
>>72128870
"LARD ASS! LARD ASS! LARD ASS!"
>>72128900
Honestly, looking at the polls they might as well call them all for Trump right now.
The only question is by how much he wins
It's like watching a soccer game between Argentina and San Marino. You know they're winning by double digits, you just wonder if the other team scores at least one goal
>>72128998
Your welcom
>>72128906
>>72128914
>>72128969
Furries pls
>>72129010
ARE WE GOING TO GET HER ALL 5 STATES AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT?
HI YOU GUISE JEB IS HERE : DDDDD
WHO GOING TO WATCH THE RESULTS WITH HIS WIFE TONIGHT :DDDDDDDD
SHE IS :DDDD
I'm going to steal the nomination from you, Donald.
There is nothing you can do.
>>72128914
Ooo, nice upgrade from the one with the silly diamond hat that someone added a brim too.
>>72128998
Hi 4th bro. Voted all 3 too. Skipped back up delegate tho, wasn't sure who those two were. We used machines. You didn't happen to go to the goodwill fire co?
Why do you guys say candidates like Hillary Rodham Clinton are "establishment?"
How is running to become the first woman president establishment?
>>72129010
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HER ETERNAL MAJESTY THE GOD-EMPRESS OF MANKIND
>Photos are banned in Maryland voting centers
Fix is in?
More taylor
MAGA AMERIFRIENDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>>72129069
>AWOO
>Furry
Nice try, shill. Take your wedge tactics elsewhere.
A big tuesday
>>72128906
>>72128914
>>72128914
The levels of autism displayed on these threads is astounding
>>72129069
Nobody likes niggers
>>72129069
outted yourself plebbit
Build that wall Trump!
GOD EMPEROR SAVE AMERICA!!!
>>72129126
It's wolves retard.
Do you not know what a furry is?
I didn't know that katrina existed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwD4KmBTwFA
>>72129109
It's to prevent people from taking pictures of their ballot, which would defeat the purpose of a private vote.
>You are now aware that Taylor Swift has been known by music industry insiders to date black men secretly to avoid pissing off her fans.
I like Trump but don't associate a coal-burner with him.
>tfw still not voting until fucking June
>>72129069
>Montana
how many months have you been replying with the same fucking thing?
>>72129089
Shoo Rat, Shoo
You're at home watching TV with your son and he sees this guy come on shoving food down his throat.
What do you do?
>>72128870
really cute edition
BARRON, LOOK AWAY!
>>72129103
She is backed by the establishment fool. Her being a women is nothing but an SJW tool to invoke male-guilt.
>>72129203
Sure it is... we've never seen "mistakes" on the ballots that are in a particular rats favour now have we?
Manafort isn't going anywhere. Everything is going to plan.
>>72129213
new jersey or ca?
it could be over by then O_O;;;
for anyone who thought Bernie's bird=300 delegates
Who's ready to see some Reddit butthurt tonight?
>>72129213
Feel honored, anon. You get to to end what's left of Rato's campaign by then
>>72129213
know this feel
>>72129248
Change channel. Also I wasn't aware I had a son.
Hillary's paid shills got some pro-Bernie facebook pages shut down by posting CP.
Here's reddit's response.
Anybody got the video of Kasich saying you should vote for him anyway?
>>72129089
Is that so, Ted?
>>72129099
Nah I'm up by new cumberland. I voted Mark, Matt and Joe for delegates.
>>72129320
>O_O;;;
what the fuck man?
>wake up after a long night of shitposting
>something's strange
>your body is smaller and your bedroom is richly decked out and opulent
>you look in a gilded mirror hanging on the wall
>you see Barron Trump looking back at you, quantum leap style
>"honey it's breakfast time"
>you walk out to see Melania, barefoot, beckoning you to the breakfast table
>after breakfast you sit on her lap and watch your father on the news, his presidency all but guaranteed
wew lad
>>72129248
I suggest going out for subs, because golly gee those things sure are yummy yes sir ree!
Extra Pickles!
Dear god. Phone had to be reset. Nevah maken threads.
>>72129271
>OH, IT'S DISGUSTING
You guys realize that Donald Trump woke up a couple of days ago, observed Kasich on TV eating, and instantly devised a way to derail Kasich permanently?
Trump recognized that the greatest joy in John Kasich's life is travelling the country sampling regional cuisines. Kasich lives to eat, and eats to live.
Now that Trump critisized Kasich's table manners in such a brutal way, John Kasich can never again enjoy a meal in peace so long as he is on the campaign trail
He can never eat in public again. Everyone will be laughing at him. The cameras will record his every bite, and ever slurp, and every dropped crumb. Kasich will be too self conscious to ever go to a restaurant again because of all of this.
John Kasich's only reason for living has been stripped from him by Donald Trump
I would actually not be surprised to see Kasich resort to suicide from all this
Guys serious question.
>>72129115 (You) (Cross-thread)
>>72128906
>>72128914
>>72128969
I love you guys
>>72129351
KEK.
KEK BRINGER OF LIGHT
I BESEECH THEE TO BRING US DANK MEMES AND VICTORY
KEK KEK KEK WE SACRIFICE TO THE COUNTRIES OF SWEDEN AND GERMANY TAKE OF THEM THEIR WOMEN AND TURN THEIR SHADES TO DUSK TO BRING US INTO THE LIGHT AMEN
>>72129387
Same. Joe lives near me in I think
>>72129325
I'm stoked as fuck for it.
>>72129315
Anon, people used to get beaten and/or killed for voting "wrong". No one should be coerced to vote a certain way.
Just voted for Trump in CT.
Big Iine at the GOP table, nobody at the Dem table
>>72129089
http://webm.land/w/Byi9/
I hope we get some Sanders supporters too jump ship.
>>72129089
Not if your Delegates get "Lost" on the way to the convention.
>>72129109
PRAY THE RAT AWAY
>>72129351
>Anonymous
>>72129320
CA...
>>72129327
True, true. He's going to get fucked here.
>>72129328
we're gonna make it
>people saved my shitty OC
noice
>>72129089
hello, rat-o
>>72129351
>Sandersfags think anonymous does jack shit anymore
Christ, I knew Reddit lagged behind the chans, but THAT FAR?
>>72128870
Taylor Swift has a manly jaw, like Melania.
RECENT CNN EXIT POLLS
PA
KASICH 49%
TRUMP 40%
RATTO 11%
RI
KUCKSICH 45%
TRUMP 42%
RATTO 13%
DE
TRUMP 47%
KUCKSICH 35%
RATTO 18%
ITS GUNNA BE CLOSE LADS ILL JEEP YOU POSTED
>>72129089
>>72129427
>John Kasich's only reason for living has been stripped from him by Donald Trump
>>72129328
Norcal reporting in. MAGA!
This general is very high energy today
>>72129386
N-no Mr. Manafort. I-I was j-just kidding.
>>72129103
>takes money from big-name special interests
>including Soros
>AND the Kochs
I don't know, you tell me, Correct the Record
>>72129427
>observed Kasich on TV eating
I like to think our 2 days of constant "Kasich Eating" posting in /trumpgen/ was what gave him the idea. Or at the very least, Eric saw it and told him.
>>72129559
Lol bullshit.
>>72129315
No, seriously, it's to prevent coercion. We have a similar law in Illinois.
>>72129410
>Daily Bath with Tiffany
>"N-No sis, I can wash myself down there"
>>72129559
>EXIT POLLS
>2 pm
nigger
>>72129559
Link?
Neil is slacking! He's behind 5 seconds!
>>72129285
That simply is not true. She fought the big banks and was tough on terror.
>>72129427
>Kasich lives to eat, and eats to live.
lmao
PLEASE PAINT PA RED, O GREAT DONALD. IVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE TO SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL STATE BRIGHT RED COME NOVEMBER
>>72129351
Cause Anonymous was so succesful in stopping ISIS and shuting Trump down, right guys?
Top kek
>>72129103
Because the Clintons have been career politicians since the late 70s you mong
If Cruz managed to eek out a win at the convention, would you still vote for him to stop Clinton or would you abdicate out of spite?
Genuinely interested
Only people who have voted for Trump in their state are allowed to reply to this post.
>>72129697
Oh really? Ok I'll vote for her then instead of Trump. Thanks for keeping me up to speed.
>>72129559
False. It is not legal to release an exit poll until polls close in the evening.
>>72129781
Sup
>>72129747
Reddit still doing nothing right. Nobody surprised. More at Eleven.
>>72129756
They're both the same. Brought and paid for by bankers. The only difference between them are social wedge issues.
>>72129427
Kasich should have dropped out and become a food connoisseur instead.
What does it mean... to eat?
>>72129559
I now shlick for kasich
>>72129644
this, is actually how it went down.
That's true
Perhaps this particular "Linguistic kill shot" was Eric's doing
What if Eric was the one posting all the scarfing Kasich pics in the first place?
Taytay bread first
MAGA
>>72129797
>Oh really? Ok I'll vote for her then instead of Trump. Thanks for keeping me up to speed.
>>72129747
Don't forget how the group Anonymous™ put a stop to those Mexican drug cartels!
We should call them!
>>72129756
They're literally the same, save a few issues that no one really cares about. So no.
smells like reddit with all this forced maymay
>>72129665
poor tiff. in any other lineup she would be best girl
>be Barron Trump
>Half sis Ivanka is breast feeding your nephew in the same room
>>72129854
What happened to his eyebrows and why the fuck is he always sweating like a pig?
>>72129639
The Koch brothers support the GOP, your true enemy.
>>72129753
Mrs. Clinton left the white house broke. She knows more about income inequality than any candidate including Senator Sanders.
>>72129841
Nh, he's using the campaign to get free food. i saw his schedule in NY, half of it was eating; he had, like, one event.
He went to some good places, too.
>>72129620
Did your delegates pay their protection money Rafael?
>>72129797
Awesome, I knew you'd come around.
SPIRIT BOMB FOR AN ACE!!!
TAKE MY ENERGY FROM THE GRANITE STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE
\o/
>>72129915
>implying kascuck didn't make himself a meme
>>72129857
I was one of the early people going "WHY IS HE ALWAYS EATING".
D-did I meme with Eric Trump? Did I meme with DONALD Trump?
Shiiieeet.
>>72129860
I FEEL LIKE ME AND TAYLOR MIGHT STILL HAVE SEX.
WHY? I MADE THAT BITCH FAAAAMOUS.
>>72129919
What do you mean?
>>72129410
> day 2
> still leaped as barron
> spent the last day doing 2nd grade homework and hanging out with mom
> mr. senecal the butler walks in
> "young sir, your father wishes to see you"
> "he's wearing the red hat, so he's in a good mood."
> the red hat?
> you run down the glimmering wide opaque halls of the mar-a-lago, slicked with marble
> open the major mahogany-carved doors emblazoned with the words "TRUMP OFFICE"
> there's a roaring fireplace and a large silhouette sitting in a chair with his back facing you
> "Barron, my boy..."
>>72129692
It sucks knowing her political beliefs are nothing like her fathers.
She hangs with Clinton's daughter. They are best friends . She wasn't even registered republican. She is probably a liberal feminist
>>72129781
Ya'll ready for this?
>>72129916
I was feigning reluctance to get a incestuous bathtime handy from Tiffany. Of course I'd be into it.
Tiffany and Barron have been experimenting since Tiffany hit puberty.
>>72129921
>10mil in bank accounts = broke
$0.05 has been deposited to your Goldman Sachs account.
>>72129857
>mfw trump has an internet army devising bants 24/7
No one will ever be able to compete
>>72130001
>>72129974
Holyfuck forgot my image.
>>72129756
I'd go on a crusade and shill for Shillary nonstop. Fuck that faggot spic.
>>72130034
Tiffany is friend's with a Clinton kid, not Ivanka
>>72129781
Reporting
>>72128906
>>72128914
>>72128969
Go back to >>>/a/
>"pol?oh internet anime nazi masturbators"
>>72130026
He wears the WHITE hat when he's happy, red hat means pissed.
>>72129781
I add one bong for Trump after seven bings in the morning.
>>72129781
NY reporting in.
>>72129781
Still second highest percentages
>>72129993
It's crazy because the kasich eating meme reached a fever pitch right before Trump brought it up. Just like he came out against the tubman twenties after it being spammed all over pol.
>>72129781
Bbut I don't get to vote until the 26th.
Apparently Lewandowski is back in charge of the campaign.
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-04-26/trump-ditches-more-presidential-demeanor-shifts-power-back-to-lewandowski
My wife and I just came back from voting trump in PA
All memes aside, shit genuinely feels good man.
>>72129993
Those of us that have been here long enough have memed with an amazing variety of people in these threads to be honest familia
>>72129781
FLORIDA IS BEST TRUMP STATE
>>72130114
Rick Wilson pls go.
>>72129781
Wew lad. Bern victim tears were delicious. Even their commie newsrags were celebrating "stopping" Trump after the Chicago rally. OOPS.
>>72129781
I helped make America great again today, first time voting and it will be the greatest vote I ever cast
>>72129966
be honest. how much do you get paid per post
>>72129993
Possibly, man. Possibly.
>>72129921
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/24/politics/charles-koch-hillary-clinton-2016/
>not knowing that the establishment encompasses both Dems and the GOP
>not realizing that Trump's against all of these people
>>72129756
Write in Trump.
Start praying to Blood Goddesses again
>>72129781
KY reporting in
>>72130114
NRO cuck detected. What ever happened to "no enemies on the right?"
This victory is gonna feel good
>>72130001
high definition was a mistake
>>72130154
Who'd your wife's son vote for?
>>72129995
I got to her first.
>>72129921
The Koch bros switched to Hillary's side
>>72130026
>TINY BITES BARRON TINY BITES
>>72129781
VA reporting for MAGA
>>72130064
Goldman Sachs is an investment bank.
>>72130026
A GUIDE TO TRUMP'S HAT CHOICES:
>Red Hat
Trump is not in a good mood and the staff at Mara Lago should not approach him
>White Hat
Trump is in a good mood and the staff at Mara Lago are welcomed to approach him
>>72130054
It's not incest if they're half-siblings and you're quantum leaped
>Tiff comes into your room late at night
>she's been having weird tingling feeling in her downstairs area and needs you to examine them
>>72129921
>Mrs. Clinton left the white house broke
What a load of horseshit
>>72130130
god damn it
>>72129976
god forbid I had to visit reddit recently, searching for this pancake video and that place was pure cancer
>>72130153
>YES, TRUST US GOYIM, THESE SEASONED POLITICAL CAMPAIGNERS CAN'T STAND EACH OTHER!
Welp, am I a #CruzMissile now?
>>72130067
TOO MUCH CORN!
>>72129213
Feels bad bro.
>>72130284
Kids that don't exist can't vote.
>July
>Republican nominee Donald J Trump comes on stage
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Fr-SE0kNk starts playing
Can't wait lads
>>72130153
Bullshit. This is just media optics again
>>72130228
My only payment is the pleasure of spreading the truth and correcting the record.
>>72130108
I'm almost certain it was ivanka
>>72130026
>that look on Barron's face
In some ways he knows his is a life of privilege and greatness
But you can see, he's also already resigned to the great and deep loneliness in life that awaits him as a result of his great wealth.
It's a double edged sword, being born to a God Emperor
>>72130026
/ss/ BARRON MELANIA
WHEN
>>72130345
I think he meant to say that:
>Hilldog left
>Now the White House is broke
>>72129781
Yeah when you see those five votes from Montgomery County. . . .
>>72130426
No, it was Tiffany. She is in school right now and they asked her about it on that town hall thing
>>72130365
>BARRON DON'T LOOK
What did he mean by this?
>>72130365
needs pig sounds desu
>>72129089
I believe Paul "delegates for Cruz wear concrete shoes" Manafort may have something to say about that.
GOLLY, COMRADE, RUSSIA WILL CRUSH YOU.
>>72130138
It's no secret he browses here. He talks about his "Internet People" and then said he was "/pol/ oriented" after specifically mentioning Drudge, TIME and Slate, /pol/'s 3 favorite post-debate polls.
He might be here RIGHT NOW! Unless he's, you know, working.
>>72130164
True, true. I can't believe it's only been half a year since he announced and made this place great again.
>>72130365
Why is there so much press?
Are they all in on the joke?
>>72129781
MI represent
>I won't get any ice cream unless Trump wins all 5 states tonight
>>72128870
>not gonna vote today in md
will the god emperor forgive me?
>>72130271
Hell yeah
>>72130511
Can you get me some too?
>>72130421
Nobody shills for Cunton for free. Ever.
>>72130475
It's disgusting, he's talking while chewing. Wasn't this autistic pig ever taught table manners?
>>72130501
>said he was "/pol/ oriented"
when was this? lol
The copypasta is all screwed up in the split /trumpgen/ threads so please don't recycle those.
>>72130475
kasich is like a human garbage can
>>72130530
No.
>>72130511
might as well buy ice cream now
>>72129921
>"The Koch brothers support the GOP, your true enemy"
You probably shouldn't google "Charles Koch" for the next week or so.
>"Mrs. Clinton left the white house broke."
>broke
>presidential pension for the rest of Bill's life
>$855k down payment on house a few weeks after they left the white house
Are all women this delusional
>>72128870
She has wrinkles?
What the fuck
Disgusting
Beauty ideal = destroyed
>>72130530
These posts are so funny.
>>72130530
Why not? This is a rare chance you know
>>72130421
>correcting the record.
Outed yourself shill
>>72130530
He'll never forgive
He'll NEVER forget
>>72130570
I only want to correct the record.
>>72130501
Where did Trump say he was /pol/ oriented?
>>72129781
(You)
>>72130339
>Tiffany had a bad dream
>wanted to sleep in my bed
>fine
>wake up to her sucking my flaccid dick
>She says she loves to texture when it is soft
>Like a bunch of chewing gum that slowly turns into a rock
>sigh
>"What am I going to do with you?"
>let her finish
>>72130511
You're out of luck then. It's all Kasich's now
>>72129213
iktfb
>>72130421
>>72130473
Thanks for clearing that up.
>>72130511
I would be surprised if they don't call all 5 races as soon as they close
>>72130426
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-trump-and-clinton-20150721-story.html
I thought it was Tiffany too but this article says otherwise.
>chelsea a fucking cow
>ivaka a goddess
Genes always get us in the end.
>>72128870
Trump/swift 2016
>>72130669
Your dried out hag will die never being president. Deal with it.
>>72129697
Paid by big banks, Benghazi
>>72129921
>The Koch brothers support
Hillary
>>72129921
>Mrs. Clinton left the white house broke
pure stupidity
>>72130421
Alright, NOW I know you're just trolling, good one, ya got me good.
>>72130501
I doubt Trump himself is on pol, it's more likely someone close to him does.
>>72130585
yesterday at rallies. He clearly said poll oriented but for those of use who pronounce /pol/ as pole, we creamed our panties.
>>72130600
>THIS JUST IN: MAN CONFUSES SUB FOR 1,050 DELEGATES
>>72130688
That is not true. Mrs. Clinton has been cleared of those allegations. The record is clear.
Ready to lose, Drumpf lovers?
Bernie will win tonight and you'll all come crawling back to us.
>>72130493
GEEZ OH BLYAT
>>72130610
Amen to that brother
>>72130709
Talking about them being friends that is, not the quote.
>>72130600
come on man, let the man eat.
That's fucked up.
I mean if it helps Trump, then whatever I'm cool with it.
But seriously, dude is just eating.
>severe storms for several hours
>trump going to sweep every state by double digits
who /comfy/ here?
>>72130778
67000
7
0
0
0
You do realize TayTay has been blacked?
>>72130634
i forgot to register my new address and some other shit i think idk
>>72129421
Why didnt the fucking cops rush over their when he ripped down the flag??? Cops are not our allies
>>72130600
>YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN
>>72130345
>yuros acting like they know about US political scandals
Fuck off and worry about your own shitpile you call a country
>>72130778
>Bernie will win
>>72130771
>Hasn't been cleared yet
>>72130706
They wont call Maryland just watch
>>72130778
Senator Sanders has a record of poor judgement and unrealistic ideas.
I mean, I could be wrong, but this looks like a post-coital glow
>>72130771
No, it's not.
>>72130493
John Kasich's cousin, Josef Kasichowic. Does he eat as much as his American relative?
>>72130778
ATTENTION BERNIE SANDERS FAGGOTS, I KNOW YOU ARE IN THIS THREAD
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER:
BERNIE SANDERS IS A SCAM AND A FRAUD
HE HAS NO INTENTION OF WINNING THE DEMOCRAT NOMINATION AND NEVER HAS
HE IS ONLY IN THE RACE TO COLLECT YOUR MONEY FOR THE FOR HILLARY AND THE DNC
The superdelegate system prevents his winning even if he were sincerely running for the nomination
Bernie is campaigning solely to collect money from young people in their 20s and 30s
He will stay in the race until the convention, collecting money along the way, and then suspend his campaign
Once Bernie drops out of the race, he will pledge his war chest of campaign donations to the DNC
The DNC will in turn us the money in support of Hillary Clinton in the general election
This was planned from the beginning.
Hillary and the DNC knew damn well going in that millennials would not support her and donate
So they invented the Bernie Sanders phenomena. Bernie allows them to tap the $100 Million dollar pool of donations that young people represent
Sanders is not an outsider despite his rhetoric. His nose has been in the trough of the corrupt political establishment machine for decades
BERNIE IS ONLY IN THE RACE TO RAISE FUNDS FOR HILLARY AND THE DNC FROM UNSUSPECTING MILLENNIALS
IT WAS ALL A RUSE
YOU'VE BEEN HAD BERNIEFAGS
THE CAMPAIGN IS A FANTASY
ARE YOU FEELING THE BERN NOW?
>This has been a /pol/ public service announcement
>>72130148
Today is the 26th. You can go out right now and vote.
>>72130841
go away k'm'pele'obongo
>>72130805
and eating
>and eating
and eating
>and eating
and eating
>and eating
and eating
>and eating
and eating
>and eating
and eating
>and eating
and eating
>and eating
and eating
>and eating
>>72130672
Rally yesterday.
>>72130749
Eh, he drops enough hints that I think he does. And he did mention it after talking about all of OUR polls.
>>72130850
>US autist acting like he knows about his own country
We don't all live in a bubble, faggot
>>72130621
have you read the scandal about how the clintons trashed and ransacked the whitehouse when they left? also last minute selling of federal positions for extra cash.
>>72130678
She's the black sheep of the family and undoubtably has self esteem issues
>anon are my boobs as good as Ivanka's?
>yes tiff they're better
>thanks anon
>she hugs you tightly
>>72130600
I'm surprised Kasich didn't OD when he visited the Reading Terminal.
That place is an unused train terminal in center city Philadelphia that has like 300 different foods from various cultures. It would take you an entire year to eat at every place in there if you went to 1 spot a day.
>>72130841
She's damn sure got the nigger make-up part of it. She looks greasy here.
>>72129781
Alabama reporting in with HIGH ENERGY. The Huntsville rally was the best, prove me wrong.
My favorite eating kasich
>>72129553
My plan is to secure a tall burly woman with a strong jaw, I cannot get hot girls but maybe I can spawn some chads that will.
Kasich for official White House Taste Tester
>>72130421
Her cunt's all dried up so now she needs to fuck this country.
>>72130900
R A R E
A
R
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I did my part in CT!
>>72130867
>won't call Maryland
>instead invite a local black activist to talk about Baltimore and Trump on live tv for an hour
>>72130958
>Eh, he drops enough hints that I think he does. And he did mention it after talking about all of OUR polls.
Yeah all of the polls are /pol/'s polls anyways.
>>72130944
Don't speak that shit here.
>>72131002
Kasich's next rally will be hosted at a buffet
>>72130900
>shills resorting to "She screws blacks in PRIVATE! That's how you never see it!"
Celebrities ALWAYS publicize sleeping with blacks. She hasn't.
And that pic is from the VMA's.
>>72130987
Our media and pols do
Trump is the only one with a clue.
>>72130365
>holding his fork in right hand
fucking pleb
looks like melania will get 5 states as her birthday gift
trump victory speech is in ny
>>72130421
>He does it for free
>>72130900
I never u dear stood why people started posting tailor swift.
She hangs around Dunham and trump spoke about her when mentioning female stars who would leave for canada
It's obvious she a Jewish music industry whore
>>72129213
>tfw jersey
At least we're going to MAGA
Results coming in on CNN
HEY EVERYBODY I'M JOHN KASICH AND WE'RE ROLLING OUT, LOOKING FOR AMERICA'S GREATEST DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES
>>72131176
AGAIN
how delicious
>>72130920
This, or Bern will just retire and live off of the money acquired.
>>72131120
Still, for her to get that close to a negro for public photographing would land her in Goebbels' office in ten minutes or worse.
If she's going to fuck niggers, keep it private. We must keep up the illusion that white women are not reckless whores.
>>72130137
was kasich even on the ballot lol
>>72131064
>not knowing who big boss is
hownew.ru
>>72131071
Sanders had a rally in Baltimore and it was literally a room of white people. Don't even know how he's managed to repulse blacks that much.
>>72131002
CNN reported Kasich "suddenly stood still" and "lost control of his bowels," as a result of the large display of deli foods.
>>72130473
No it was Ivanka. Can't tell if ignorant or just troll, but her friendship with Chelsea is well-documented.
She is a close friend of Chelsea Clinton, who says of her: "There's nothing skin-deep about Ivanka. And I think that's a real tribute to her because certainly anyone as gorgeous as she is could have probably gone quite far being skin-deep."
>>72131218
she used to go on 4chan
I just got off work, how are we doing on those states lads?
>>72131066
HIGH ENERGY CT VOTER
>>72130958
>drops enough hints that I think he does
Like the cia pose? I can't think of many others
>>72131113
that 97% one yesterday came out of left field, no /pol/ influence there. Also I only vote once in the polls posted here.
>>72130845
no, you do
>>72131265
>awards show photograph
>they had coitus
eronious on all counts
>>72131218
She wouldn't even be on a stage or anywhere if she didn't blow and fuck some kike on a couch.
Ari Emannuel has had more pristine goy pussy than Genghis Khan has had pristine gook pussy.
>>72130900
Every time I swear off of Flaghunters, a RARE comes in and I just *have* to cap it. I didn't have this urge. /pol/ programmed this urge into me, gave me a neural reward pathway that I didn't have until a few months ago. Th-thanks /pol/
>>72131066
Here's some Trump babes
>>72130920
Nice tidy little briefcase full of money, a hit put out on his wife, and some hookers for his troubles. all courtesy of Soros.
>>72131266
Well honestly, who could blame them if they forgot him.
>I get no respect man
>>72131266
He came in second so I'm assuming he was.
>>72131356
>that 97% one yesterday came out of left field, no /pol/ influence there. Also I only vote once in the polls posted here.
I vote at least 3 to 400 times on everything. Including my local elections.
>>72131387
The world's quickly running out of new places for you to explore. Funny how the internet has mirrored reality.
There are some serious mistruths about Hillary Clinton spread in these threads. I just want to take a moment to #CorrectTheRecord
>Hillary never said anything uncouth in her speeches to big banks. She only refuses to release the transcripts, because the big banks won't let her
>The big moneyed interests donate more to Jeb and Cruz than Hillary.
>Hillary did nothing illegal with her handling of government emails. The fact that Hillary deleted thousands of emails is not an admission of guilt.
>There has been no voter fraud in this primary season whatsoever. All the evidence that Berniebros put together is complete malarkey.
>Superdelegates are a fair part of the democratic primary process. It's our party, and we can do what we want to!
Thank you for your time,
Hillary Clinton (It's my turn!)
>>72131264
he already is living the high life off the millenialbux he's collecting
Him and his wife are known embezzlers
Any running tallies or counts or anything I can look at online?
>>72131347
Thanks for noticing me senpai!
>>72131218
>>72131333
TayTay being a rabid /pol/lack is a classic and hilarious meme
>>72129781
SC here.
>>72131333
Ok keep me posted
Keep your talmudvision on kids
Oh man, Anon love Taylor Swift edition. Lightspeed.
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>>72129781
Georgia early voter coming through
>>72129328
central coast reporting
>iktfb
>>72131257
Bernie and Hilldog both have gimmick Ice Cream flavors
What would Kasich's be ??
>>72129781
CT here!
Went to his rally as well
>>72129781
reporting in
>>72131454
Is this a new meme where people are pretending to be Correct the Record or are you guys that new here?
>>72128906
Voted for the emperor today
>>72131510
She named her cat in a thread, only newfags don't know she visits regularly.
>>72131454
TOP KEK. OK GUESS I'LL GO VOTE HILLARY NOW
>>72131396
Wew. What is it? AA?
what is trumps views on saudi arabia?
>>72131447
>its real and not a proxy
>GET EM OUTTA HERE
>OUT OUT OUT
>>72131454
Do you get paid per post or per hour?
>>72131119
Beats a car lot. :^)
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>>72131454
Hillary had a mental breakdown after Bill's sex scandal. She was found guzzling black dicks in an alley in Manhattan with "Sucking dick for $1" written on her forehead. The political elites had real tough time covering that one up.
>>72131394
Awww yeee
>>72131510
Its not a meme she doesn't even support trump
Will you tailor swift fags kill yourselves already?
>>72129442
BLESS YOU LORD KEK
>>72131578
what part of central coast?
Santa Barbara County here!
>>72131607
#CruzMissile has been around for months. This is just the same thing, but with Hillary. Especially since Correct The Record is explicitly about shilling for Hillary online.
It's always good to post some obvious sarcastic shilling to inoculate people against actual shills.
>>72129427
top kek
>>72131470
These polls are not going to be done for another six hours. There's no way anyone has any good information this early.
If you're talking about checking out vote percentages later, when the time comes, the most popular options on /pol/ are:
-NYT
-The Guardian
-Decision Desk HQ
People tend to use NYT or the Guardian because Decision Desk can be a bit buggy. The Guardian has these sprite animations of the candidates on scissorlifts to color in a congressional district every time a winner is announced, but I just use NYT because I'm used to it and I'm lazy.
>>72131447
People talk to me on the Internet.
>>72131739
This is a complete lie. She was found guzzling all colors of dicks in an alley in Brooklyn with "Sucking cock for $5" written on her chest.
Hillary isn't the type of candidate to try to divide people by race, like Berniebros would.
>>72130999
>She's the black sheep of the family and undoubtably has self esteem issues
>she hugs you tightly over a complement and is genuinely happy
God I want to protect that smile
I registered as a Republican months ago and later called my election official to check on my registration mail, and she said they had to hire on a bunch of extra people to process the load of people registering as Republicans.
MAGA, Oregon will choose Trump. Portland faggots BTFO.
*prays for Mount Hood to spew a giant lahar and wipe that filthy hive of scum and villainy Portland off the map for good*
>>72131396
>My legs hurt
>I'm hungry
