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TRUMP GENERAL - HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY MELANIA EDITION


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>Previous Thread: >>72102144
POLLS OPENED AT 7AM ET! GO VOTE NOW!!

PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS, WHEN YOU GO VOTE:
>On the Ballot, first you vote Trump
>THEN you must choose 3 delegates in your District
>THESE are the ONLY Pro-Trump Delegates
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/pennsylvania ←←PRINT THE SHEET ON THIS PAGE OUT IF NEEDED
FIND YOUR DISTRICT HERE
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
OREGON- 4/26
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23

>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 845/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cruzich): 707 (559 & 148)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ
>Rally West Chester, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2PicL4wPCM
>Rally Warwick, RI 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lwZqzb5zHU

INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
>Don, Jr. on SOTU 4/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wkxb3P1WYI

ENTERTAINMENT
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D2ORxuNeak
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
>9 Photos of Kasich Eating
http://www.politico.com/gallery/2016/04/john-kasich-eating-food-photos-002249?slide=0
>Donald Trump (Black Version) (Written by Prince)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
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Latest Banter
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

SIGN THE PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc

ARTICLES/NEWS
>How the out-of-touch media missed Donald Trump's rise
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/how-the-out-of-touch-media-missed-donald-trumps-rise/article/2589050
>UK PM Cameron Warming to Trump
https://www.rt.com/uk/340601-cameron-trump-charm-offensive/
>How the 54 Unbound Delegates in PA could HELP Trump get MORE than 1237
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/04/13/steve_kornacki_54_unbound_delegates_in_pennsylvania_could_be_trumps_ace_in_the_hole.html
>Pro-Apprentice Stars Jump to Trump’s Defense
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3546311/Pro-Trump-Apprentice-stars-war-against-press-whores-famewhores-fellow-contestants-denounce-Donald-racist.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailus
>Trump: Let Me Ask America a Question
https://archive.is/qPDz8
>Trump Can Win w/ 1,100 Delegates
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/rnc-member-donald-trump-can-win-with-1100-delegates/article/2588378

EMPEROR’S DESK
> Pro-Trump PA Delegates Open Campaign Office
https://youtu.be/DYrnuz1o8NE
>Trump and the Transgendered Bathroom """Controversy"""
https://youtu.be/Idd0XfHTsMA
>Mexican & Black Trump Supporters Speaks Out
https://youtu.be/T4ED_CsJV0Q
https://youtu.be/Re1uxe1eaFE
>The Irrational Hatred of Donald Trump
https://youtu.be/pr2SLCnJWBw
>Sargon of Akkad: The Assassination of Donald Trump
https://youtu.be/PIfSwt489e4
>Gavin McInnes: 5 Reasons to Vote Trump
https://youtu.be/cph0WOdVCNg
>Sargon of Akkad: Trump’s Virtues
https://youtu.be/5gKaYOlDhq4
>MORE Untruths about Trump
https://youtu.be/qwJZGlC5lXM
>Trump YT Channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/trump/videos

#CruzSexScandal Updates:
http://cruzsexscandal.com/
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/MELANIAGEN/

It's time for a woman to stand her ground.
One that all our young ladies will be proud to look up to.

She will be an idol for all young girls across the United States, and perhaps, even the world.

A star that will reign supreme: there she is! Miss Melania Trump — First Lady to our President of the United States, Donald J. Trump!

>Ms. Melania: She Votes NY! A Day in the Life... Stride in Heels!
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/melania-trump-votes-ny-primary-38518181

>Ms. Melania: Interview - Her Life and Her Marriage. BREAKING - She's Legal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbvGxDmD3dY

>Ms. Melania: Interview - With Mr. Trump & Their Marriage; Serene+Graceful+Nimble!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgYTCHrWkxI

** MELANIAGEN MISSION STATEMENT **
Young girls do not know who to follow in our world in this day and age.
They cuck, they squeal, they cheat, they lie. Where does the moral end and the sin begin?
What's a woman to look up to these days? The media is terrible; a façade to all beautiful females in this world!

Crooked Shillary thinks she can set the standard of victory for our girls. Pathetic!
MISS MELANIA, a beautiful and elegant woman like no other, stands the test of time. She presents herself anew, to the gazes of all women: she is the one of intelligence, beauty, and most of all? She is down-to-earth and true.

It's up to MELANIAGEN, with the help of TRUMPGEN, to create a better world.
Let's see our girls shine up into the sky high!
Let's go out and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

>Brought to you in part by MISSMELANIA and TRUMPGEN
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>>72104151
>TODAY'S RESULTS
Results from all of today's primary states will all equally be at:

05:00 PM PST, UTC -8 (US West)
08:00 PM EST, UTC -5 (US East)
02:00 AM GMT, UTC +0 (UK)
10:00 AM AEST, UTC +10 (AUS East)
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www.livenewschat.eu/politics/

they are replaying the intro of morning joe

pro-watch
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M O V E M E N T

GO OUT AND VOTE
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movement?
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nth for drunk Joe
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>>72104193
>3 AM
Well.
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I don't even know anymore.
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Joe just called the entire marine corps sore losers because they never invaded japan in wwii
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http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/apr/26/us-unions-donald-trump-us-election-2016

Looks like trade unions are mobilising to stop Trump

It's over Drumpfkins
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Who is the cooze in the bottom left?
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>>72104284
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc55BAbvCFA
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>Went to vote, pulled up in my shiny new WRX that I bought with money I earned from working my ass off as electrician.
>10 min before polls open, mid 20's guy with long hair, shabbily dressed, overweight, smells like shit and weed walks up to get in line.
>Turns out hes a fucking Bernie supporter.

Is it just me or is this an accurate representation of all Bernbots?
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So are we expecting a full sweep today?
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>mfw Drumpf dominates Pennsylvania in the election but Cruz still gets the most delegates since most of them are unbound


Rules are rules, Drumpfkins!
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>>72104151
>Melania's birthday is the day of a Trump sweep
Lucky girl, she's getting eaten out tonight (Honestly though, how do you think they fug?)
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MIka such a Trump fan-girl, its fun to watch
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>>72104304
All Islamic States of the world permit inbreeding. Look how well they are...
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>Tfw marines were sore losers

Marines KEKED by army confirmed
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>>72104310

I'm okay with all of those except S. Jackson. Although altogether not a loss.
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>>72104359
People vote directly for delegates there, and if someone flips them afterwards, they'll be extremely pissed.
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>>72104304
Why is it even illegal? Its fucking retarded that the government will jail you for fucking a consenting adult
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>>72104359
>yfw Trump delegates get elected
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>>72104359
Holy shit. Did you just make that up? Drumpf?

Kill your fucking self.
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>>72104310
Al Sharpton ganis a first-class ticked by Don Jr. and Eric...
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Melania's a goddess.
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>>72104310

Good riddance
>mfw
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Rare Cruz rally in PA today.

MAGA today fellow patriots, as I helped do in NY
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>>72104151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D2ORxuNeak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk

Both don't work for me. Anyone with mirrors?
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>>72104342
>WRX
>electrician
butch dyke detected
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Now that's losing!
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Watching Mika try to keep drunk sleepy joe under control is hilarious
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>>72104310
>this would be considered a bad thing
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>>72104359
Sho sho rato !
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I miss when we only had one tripfag to make threads
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GEORGE PATAKI JUST CALLED TRUMP THE "MINORITY CANDIDATE" BECAUSE HE HASN;T REACHED THE MAJORITY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Whose the sore loser here?
>But he's not sore
>So he's just a loser?
Top tier bantz from Joe
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>>72104399
Jackson can still be in movies no matter where he lives man

One of the best things my father ever taught me was to not worry about the personal politics of actors/musicians/etc that you like because you shouldn't let it ruin things
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>>72104476
>the rat
kekbur
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>>72104309
>trade unions blowing themselves out

Michigan showed that the rank and file unionists are pretty tired of the bosses feeding them bullshit.
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Listen. Donald... (dramatic pause) is a crybaby. He's going to keep crying and screaming and whining, because we're beating him over and over again. Across the country, from Maine to Alaska, we're beating Donald. (rehearsed hand movement) And he's scared. His campaign is in a panic, because he has no path to a majority. We won five LANDSLIDE victories, in Utah, in Colorado, in Wyoming, in North Dakota, in Wisconsin. Listen. In the northeast, they like Donald's values. His... New York values. But in the (voice softens) heartland, in the real America, things are different. We're going to win the great state of Indiana. John Kasich isn't competing there. Hoosiers are not going to vote for a pro-abortion, liberal Democrat who wants to allow grown men into little girls' bathrooms. Let me remind you that I won more votes in Wisconsin than Donald did in Pennsylvania. We've won a majority of delegates in Pennsylvania, because Donald has no idea what he's doing. His campaign is a mess. And that's how we're going to keep beating him. We've beaten him over and over and over and over again, and we're going to keep doing it, and we are going to BEAT Hillary Clinton. Thank you.
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>>72104175
I don't really understand the purpose of this
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>>72104310
Wow, fox sure use awful pics there..
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>>72104445
You know if I actually did kill myself you would be held liable for my death, right?

Think twice before you spew out stuff like that on the internet.
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>>72104151
So when did you get off the Trump Train and hop on the Bernie Bus.
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>Cruz is getting BTFO

Ahahahaa
AHAHAHAHA

Cruzmissiles on misfire watch
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>>72104359
Hello Ribbit
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>>72104496
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>>72104501
>giving a fuck what George Patakifeller says
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>>72104479
The second one works for me still. The first one doesn't, however. Not sure if there's a reupload.
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>>72104359
It's Applied Memetics doing a Spring Offensive episode.

Dan, it's over. There's no shame in losing to the better man.
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>>72104309
The members like him though...
WASHINGTON — Of all the voters who might be expected to resist the charms of Donald J. Trump, the two million members of the Service Employees International Union would most likely be near the top of the list.

The union, which endorsed Hillary Clinton in November, is widely regarded as one of the more progressive in the labor movement. It skews female and racially diverse — roughly the opposite of a Trump rally, in other words.

But the union’s president, Mary Kay Henry, acknowledged that Mr. Trump holds appeal even for some of her members. “There is deep economic anxiety among our members and the people we’re trying to organize that I believe Donald Trump’s message is tapping into,” Ms. Henry said.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/30/business/donald-trump-unions.html
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Someone answer me this - why is it that the anti-trump folks always say "60% of Republicans DONT want Trump"
yet...no one ever turns this statement around on them to ask "well aren't 80% of republicans against Cruz? and 90% against Kasich?"
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>>72104359

You do NOT qualify for .005 cents, you violated our terms of service by failing to include the following buzzwords:

>True Conservative
>ceiling
>groundgame
>grassroots
>God
>Jesus
>Priesthood
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>>72104551
K
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>>72104359

I am now a #ButterBoy

>>72104374

>How do you think they fug?

Passionately would be my guess, Trump goes all in on everything he does
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>>72104359
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>>72104545
HURR WE BEAT LYIN TED AND THAT OTHER GUY
WE KEEP WINNING
WATCH OUT CROOKED HILLARY
HURRRRR

Literally every Trump speech ever.
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>vote
>everyone except the presidential candidates and Trump's delegates are literally whos
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>>72104310
Why do they act like we would care? We would love to see them go
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>>72104601
But he had such a good GROUND GAME
remember?
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>>72104648
And he's right every time.
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Damn does Joe always get this fuckin wasted when they do big shows.
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>>72104637
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>kasich interviewed while eating again
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>>72104648

>Aussie shilling for Cruz

>Thinking he can achieve anything

Fuck off Josh.
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>>72104648
Leaked Australian shitpost
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>>72104623
Trump has been doing exactly that in some recent interviews

Earlier on Hannity he said that 80% don't want Cruz etc.
It was the interview with Eric there too
Eric called the Cruz-Kasich alliance the "little boys club"
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>>72104648
And?

Australia, take your meds
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>>72104374
High energy
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MIKA HATES KASICH EATING

BTFOOOOOOO
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>Kasich being interviewed when he's eating
Literally a meme
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>>72104193
Thanks anon. Can't wait.
EVERY. SINGLE. STATE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik


Anyone else really excited for tonight?

GET YOUR BROOMS READY

BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING SWEEP!
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The Establishment hates Trump because he is the only one who is opposing their NWO agenda in the U.S. and has the financial means to campaign without their controlling bribe money. They only seek to destroy him and mock, discredit and degrade him in their Media. Trump is dedicated to keeping America from becoming another socialist, illegal alien government entitlement hell hole, like Sweden.

BE SMART, VOTE TRUMP
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>>72104684
Cornwallis had a good ground game too.
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>>72104703
Wait they said it's a big show but isn't this just a rerun?
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>>72104648
Facts and good banter, directly to the point.

Awesome
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>>72104648
Why would you watch every single one then?
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>>72104151
Just Voted for Trump in CT, chances of this being his biggest margin of victory thus far.
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mash dis up with Kasich and lena dunham eating
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>>72104761
PAINT IT RED DONALD
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Wtf are they replaying shit from earlier?
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>>72104811
how many maga hats in the crowd?

I want to vote vicariously through you anon
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>LOL LOOK HOW KASICH EATS, WHAT A FREAK!!! xD

Donald, you cant insult your way to the presidency. I look forward to see you stripped on the nomination at the convention.
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>>72104811
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>>72104774
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>>72104843

they replay the beginning 2 hours into the show
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>>72104851
A line of about a dozen, myself included, 9 or 10 had trump gear showing
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>>72104863
>Cruz thinks he can lose his way to the nomination
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>>72104359
Hello Ted the 3rd
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>>72104322
That is adorable.
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>>72104863
Wow, a thread comedian made of shit.
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>>72104887
Wasn't there supposed to be an interview?
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>>72104863
Put down the gun, Jeb.
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Crooked Hillary, Lyin' Ted, and 1 for 38 Kasich
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I WANT IT MOMMY
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>>72104863
Jeb, is that you?!

I thought you were dead

You never come to Sunday Funday anymore
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Kasich is a stubborn guy
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>>72104648
Donald is a coward. For weeks I've been challenging him, I've been saying "Donald, debate me one-on-one like a man." But Donald refuses to debate me. Because he knows I would beat him. And that's why he's too scared to debate me for the 14th time. Listen. If Donald can't even debate me 14 times, how can he handle Hillary? I am the only candidate who can beat her.
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>>72104863
You also can't lose your way or eat your way to presidency.
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I WANT IT DADDY
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>>72104958
Was Cruz in a coma?
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LITTLE TINY PIECES
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88

jeb ;_;
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Just got back from my PA polling station. Don't forget to go out and vote, fambruhs.
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>dat mika squeal
Noice
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>MIKA SQUEALING
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Mikas squel make me jizz
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>>72105000
we love you japan i hope you know that

also

>0 trips checked
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>>72104956
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small bites

BARRON DONT LOOK
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>>72104524

oh man I am not worried at all. besides lena dumbbitch is too much a liability in this nation. half of all the celebrities could move to canada for all I care. I consider this a good result. a comfy result even.
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>Mika squirting live on air
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>>72104310
Bottom left is Nicole Richie. Daughter of Lionel Richie and best friend to Paris Hilton
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this whole morning joe has been the greatest trump commercial i've ever seen

and two hours to go!
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>>72104863
It worked in the UK.
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Last post before bed, hope to wake up to glorious victory

MAGA USA-bros
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RHODE ISLAND EXIT POLLS ARE OUT

JEB SURGING
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>>72104863
¿Jeb? WHERE'S MY GUACAMOLE, MOTHERFUCKER. AND GIVE ME MY TURTLE BACK. SHIT. I SWEAR I CAN'T INVITE YOU OUT TO THE RANCH WITHOUT SOMETHING GOING MISSING FROM MY CREAK
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>>72104310
Why aren't they moving to Mexico? Or Africa? Are they rayciss?
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Does Bernie get fugged today?
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>>72105154
Ja, mata!
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>>72104284
MOVEMENT!!!!!
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>>72105032

Good lad
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>>72105186

I hope not. I hate hilary more. I want to see her sperg out again.
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>>72105154
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>>72105156
CNN projects Jeb! Elected president
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>>72104880
Least we forget 1 for 41 Kasich
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>>72104151
Is it another super Tuesday today?
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>>72104399
that nigger is one of the most anti-white people I've ever seen
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>>72105247
Yes. Five northeastern States.
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>>72105129
>tfw
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>>72105170
>>72105077
I wish you would step back
from that ledge my Jeb(!)
You could cut ties with all the guys
whose money you've been squandering
And if you do not want to be on TV again
I would understand, I would understand

The introverted son, a bit too mundane
Mediocre governor married to a maid
You know you don't belong

You were the first to fight Donald Trump
The searing stage lights when you got stumped
I know something's wrong

Well every Sunday Funday's got a reason
To say
WE CAN PUT THE GUAC AWAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdgCajndgNw
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>>72105186
Supposedly he has a remote shot in Rhode Island, and I hope he wins it. It would be a nice if Trump won all five states and Hillary didnt.
>>
>>72105247
>>72105274

there used to only be ONE super tuesday. now anytime there is more than two states voting its fucking super because everyone is super excited to watch trump win.
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>>72105186
Bernie is like the Cruz of the Democratic race, but instead of the Bible, he holds his Karl Marx book collection up high
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>>72105213
AWOOOOO~~
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>>72105186
It will be the final nail in the coffin for Bernie Sanders today. I'm glad. Many of the Bernie supporters will jump over to the Trump side.
>>
>>72105342

At least Bernie is honest.
>>
any morning joe links for eurocucks?
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>>72105342
THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
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>>72105341
Indeed, I'm not too keen on the terms myself. I understand the reasoning behind it, but it's rather redundant to have more than one Super Tuesday.
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>>72105348
she have a dick?
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>>72105274
Is it looking good for Trump?


Also, Americans can cast votes until 6 PM, right? Counting votes will take until midnight or so I assume?
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>>72105348

so is she asian or no?
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>>72105420
AND THEN HE WINS WISCONSIN
>>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELANIA
>>
>>72105342
AND THEN HE PUTS ITS DOWN
AND PACKS EVERYONE INTO FREIGHT TRAINS AND SHIPS TO ALASKA

>captcha select all trains
wew
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>>72105414
The option to be a JebHead is still available.
>>
>>72105439
wow that's the worst photoshop job I've ever seen, are you fucking kidding me?
>>
>>72105460
>She

Obligatory
>>
this dude looks like a kiddie diddler
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>>72105454
yes, it will probably be like NY where they're all projected wins seconds after the polls close
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>>72105411
An honest retard is worse than a lying genius.
>>
Trump will not win Indiana.
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>>72104310
I would love it every single one of those fucking people just died and I would never have to hear about them again.
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>>72105454
All polls suggest a clean sweep for Trump today.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/gop_pres_primary/

So yes, it's looking rather good. And, as far as I know, the voting for these states go until 8:00 PM local time, not midnight.
>>
>>72105414
I don't know, the way the arrows light up behind a piece of paper seems off to me. It's almost like anyone's name could be next to trumps name
>>
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/724937093504471040

Dont forget!
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>>72105528
I'm so happy to hear this. I might actually consider moving to the USA if Trump wins and makes it easier for white educated Europeans to come over.


MOVEMENT
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I hope you guys are on twitter doing what you can today. Remember, the more of us they see, the more afraid they are.
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>>72105543
wow
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>>72105414
Well, good for you
>>
>>72104310
>Hollywood
>Al Sharpton

Pick one
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Stronger and stronger, folks. STRONGER AND STRONGER.
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January 20, 2017 ...
"I, Donald J. Trump do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
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11 HOURS AND 32 BURGERS UNTIL POLLS CLOSE
>11 HOURS AND 32 BURGERS UNTIL POLLS CLOSE
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>>72105477
>>
sabins!
>>
Drumpf is a fraud. Look at how he cleaned his act toward Rubio once he got out of the race. Throwing compliments at him hopping for an endorsement. What a crooked bitch.
>>
FL here. This guy is running for Little Marco's senate seat. I see his ads every day down here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHk6RXI13OM
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>>72105684
shit I mean 11 burgers and 32 fries

fuck me
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>>72105684
What school did you go to? It's 11 burgers and 32 french fries till the polls close.
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>>72105721
t. losing his greencard when the god emperor is elected.
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>>72105684
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>>72105721
Nice proxy Dan. Those $0.05 (you) earned have paid off.
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Just got back from voting in Stamford, CT

A little suspicious because this is my first time voting and I didn't think it would be so quick and easy. Really hope those niggers don't do anything to my ballot.
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>>72104310
>le epic "I'M MOVING TO CANADA" meme

Call them on their bluff.
>>
>>72105306
I wish you would step back
from that ledge my ¡Jeb!
You could cut ties with all the guys
whose money you've been squandering
And if you do not want to be on TV again
I would understand, I would understand

Well he's on the telly and it's gone to ads
and I do not think he knows
what he's doing here,

his supporters have all left him,
he's been dismissed,
I always knew it would come to this,
and I want you to know,
Not everyone can be the chosen brother,
maybe today, you could put the quac away!
>>
I can totally see Cruz Applied Memetics shills standing outside the polls handing out falsified lists of "Trump" delegates to try to sway people to vote for Cruz's delegates
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>>72105768
>tfw cute chinese girl cartoons eating burgers is my fetish
>>
This fucking immigrant ad.
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>>72105234
I can confirm, the RNC had a emergency convention to nominate Jeb and he was so high in the polls Obama just stepped down.

Press conference soon
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>>72104342

>buying a WRX
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>>72105768
HAMBAGA
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>>72105721
Do you think we are going to buy this horse shit?

Get lost
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>>72105743
>>72105745
>french fries
>not freedom fries
>>
Who district 3?
>>
Why can't Joe and Mika cover the election coverage?
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>>72105543
>Hillary sticker on the black kid

Fitting
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>>72105831
Jesus Christ that's patrician

I could write a paper about why that's great
>>
ARIANNA HUFF IS ON CNN RIGHT NOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAA
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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holy fuck kasich pls
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When do the pools close?
>>
John Kasich: "First of all, I don't have voters.."
>>
KEKSICH KEK
>>
>ONE OF THESE DESKS!

Is Lawrence O'Donnell [spoiler]retarded[/spoiler]?
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>>72104151
off topic but some one have the male tears compilation???
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I made a vid, I hope it has high enough energy to please kek.

https://vid.me/tN5X
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>>72105954
2 hours and 26 minutes
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>>72105815
I could, too. And then they'd call Trump a whiner when he mentioned it. Cruz' campaign has been toxic since the beginning.
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Massive tornadoes expected today in Texas and Oklahoma today, please pray for everyone down in Cruz Country today.
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>>72105876
>not the best animu Mcdicks
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>>72105793
>I didn't think it would be so quick and easy.
Well, all you do is make a little cross or dot and that's it. It has to be easy so all the illegal spics who don't even speak English can vote, right?
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>>72105954
>>72104193
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>>72105876
>>72105897
>>72105831
Here is the source by the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e-zAljAgqs

It's adorable
>>
LOL SHE LITERALLY JUST SAID TRUMP IS SLEEP DEPRIVED BECAUSE HE ONLY SLEEPS 4 HOURS A NIGHT
>>
>>72105978
>https://vid.me/tN5X

2slow and boring 2bqh famm
>>
>>72105766
>>72105780
>>72105887
Delusional Drumpf supporters refuse to notice the obvious.
Did he or did he not compliment Rubio more than once after he dropped out?
I'm stating facts people. Stop being emotional about this and start seeing Drumpf for what he is. A deeply corrupted business man praying on the hopes of the honest American people.
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>He thinks I have voters
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>>72104310
Samuel said Kenya not Canada.
>>
voted trump in pa

pls post mikas
>>
>>72106005
>>72105943
Someone plz recommend me a chinese cartoon to watch. I watched ajin recently and it was breddy gud.
>>
>>72106007
I don't know, i guess i'm just nervous. We are literally living in a fucking nightmare world and there's only one man trying to bring us back.
>>
>>72105793
NY voting was literally fill in one circle for one of four candidates. Ben Carson was on ours still, but his were null and void.
>>
>>72106078
*TRUMP'S SPECIAL QUALIFICATIONS*

Let’s check out Trump's presidential qualifications for POTUS:

Obama is against Trump

The Media is against Trump

The usury bankers is against Trump

The establishment demonrats are against Trump

The establishment republicants are against Trump

The Pope is against Trump

The UN is against Trump

The EU is against Trump

The Bilderberg Group is against Trump

The Council on Foreign Relations is against Trump

The Trilateral Commission is against Trump

China is against Trump

Mexico is against Trump

Soros is against Trump

Koch brothers are against Trump

The whole (((AGENDA))) is against Trump

#blacklivesmatter terrorist is against Trump

MoveOn.Org is against Trump

Hateful, racist, violent libtards are against Trump

Bonus points:

Cher says she will leave the country

Miley Cyrus says she will leave the country

Whoopi says she will leave the country

Rosie says she will leave the country

Al Sharpton says he will leave the country

Gov. Brown says California will build a wall

Sounds like the kind of President the USA needs!!!

Trump 2016
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>>72106040
>>
>>72105935
I'm glad. They put up the editors note for all Trump articles. I hope everyone knows she's a dumbass now
>>
Katy Turd with glasses. I like it. Emphasizes her facial features.
>>
>So here's the story
>LYIN' TED
>He comes in BIBLE HELD HIGH
>Passes to Kasich
>He starts SHOVELING IT IN HIS MOUTH
>Its DISGUSTING I've never seen anything like this!
>Puts it down and starts LYING
>That's why we call him
>PANCAKE KASICH
>>
>tfw no Katy Tur gf
>>
>>72106094
japanimation
>>
>>72106094
Space Battleship Yamato 2199
>>
>go on twitter on the primary hashtags
>Hillshills EVERYWHERE

Did the Bernfags lose the will to go on?
>>
>>72106180
she looks like a fucking bush baby
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>>72106094
If you want something for a laugh

[spoiler]Daily Lives of High School Boys[/spoiler]

breddy good
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>>72106094
Upotte is breddy gud too.
>>
>>72106194
Lel
>>
VOTED IN PA WHO /717/ HERE MAGA MAGA
>>
>>72106165
Actually makes working at McDonalds look fucking respectable or at least tolerable

That's good advertisement
>>
>>72106194
>PANCAKE KASICH

TWEET THIS TO TRUMP NOW
>>
>>72106243
Nah, its the fucking MUH HILLSBOROUGH faggots.
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>>72106194
>>He comes in BIBLE HELD HIGH
>>Passes to Kasich
>>He starts SHOVELING IT IN HIS MOUTH

fucking kek that caught me off guard
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>>72106290
NY ANON

MEET YOUR DESTINY PA!
>>
>>72106198
She's been fucked by obnoxious faggot Keith Olbermann, she's trash
>>
>>72106094
Sayonara Zetsobou Sensei
>>
>>72104551
Do it then faggot, we are all waiting
>>
>>72105740
Is there any indication what the primary for his seat looks like? All I know is David Jolly is anti-Trump
>>
>>72106094
Shinsekai yori
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>>72106094
Watch Slayers faggot
>>
>>72106380
HOLY KEK HE'S RIGHT
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IT'S

FUCKING

H A P P E N I N G

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/poll-trump-reaches-50-percent-support-nationally-first-time-n562061
>>
>>72106359
I fucking hate those bellends
>JUSTICE 4 VICTIMS OF VIOLNT TRAGEDY!!!
what they really mean is
>the AWOL father of one of my aunt's children died make the police give me compensation
>>
>>72106418
So edgy /b/ro xD THE GAME
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>>72106094
Osomatsu San
>>
>>72106380
>Hillary already cucked out of original 13 colonies

smdh tbqh familia
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>>72106476
B-but, this wasn't supposed to happen! What about the 40% ceiling!?
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>>72106180
>her facial features
m8... her face looks just like her father's.
pretty hard to unsee.
>>
Cucked again
>>
>>72106518
>anime
>>
Today is the day!
>>
>>72106476
NEVER.
GIVE.
UP.
>>
>>72106158

OK, now I have doubts.
Still, he is not the good guy you guys thinks he is.
>>
>>72106571
>australia
>>
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>>72106476
I guess his ceiling must be 55% now huh
>>
If trump wins will cory in the house get a reboot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt95ZrjKqtk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPbtlFVV3X0
>>
MAGA
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>>72106571
>moe blob cancer
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>>72106476
For the lazy
>>
ameribros/people who know more about the US electoral system than I do

what is the earliest realistic date that Trump can lock up the nomination? does he need California or can he reasonably manage it before then?
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>>72106571
>australia
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Democratic turnout collapses:
>>72106500
>>
>>72106611
WTF is this fucking anime and that fucking girl on the right I see everywhere? Is it some rite of passage for final and interminable NEETdom?
>>
Good luck today East coast friends! Go out there and save your country!
>>
>>72106600
>Checks flag
>Pentagram

Literally Satan: the country.
>>
>>72106693

June 8th, which is the day California is held on.
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>>72106693
It's going to go all the way to June 7th and possibly the convention which I believe is also in June

He needs California. Realistically he needs every delegate he can get from every single state going forward to clinch 1237

Thankfully he has Paul "Drop their bodies at the Port" Manafort
>>
>CNN
>Clinton supporters
>MUH WOMEN'S ISSUES

Some body kill me please
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>>72106685
I can't wait for the Rubio endorsement.
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>>72106685

HE HIT HIS 50% CEILING

HE CANT GET MORE SUPPORT!
>>
>>72106809
At least the Trump supporter was well-spoken.
The cruz supporter they had looked absolutely pathetic.
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Visual approximation of Trump supporter victory march in DC tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk
>>
>>72106880

Write about how trump is going to win today
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>>72106848
Rove?
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>>72106685
his beaming smile gets me everytime
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>>72106880
>200 word essay due by friday
>havent even started researching

IKTF
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>>72106600
Sorry, not sorry.

The good guy wins this time.
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>>72106880
>500 word

Really? That's 10' worth of effort anon. What are you, low-energy or something?
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>>72106755
You're better off if you don't know
It's good that you don't know
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>>72106848
Is that an actual real-life pleather trilby
I didn't think such abstract and ironic memes made themselves manifest outside of the internet
Truly our lord Kek is a benevolent one
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>>72106078
Dan you've become a joke. Give it up. Go chase shekels somewhere else.
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>>72106476
BUT GEORGE PATAKIFELLER SAID TRUMP IS A MINORITY CANDIDATE
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>>72106809
>Jeffrey Lord, Kayleigh and the other young guy always get shit on by Cruz shill bitch, Cruz fat momma, Rubio witch shill and the three Hillary shills
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>>72106895
Will the chinese ever recover from this humiliation?
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>>72106912

Idk about other networks, but whenever MSNBC projects a Trump victory, they use that beaming, yet smug, smile every time.

It's fantastic.
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>>72106755
>"WTF is this fucking anime"
K-On

>"and that fucking girl on the right I see everywhere?"
Tainaka Ritsu

>"Is it some rite of passage for final and interminable NEETdom?"
Yes. Once you watch it or a similar anime like Lucky Star you are a weeb forever. The stain will never fully wash away, no matter how hard you try.
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>>72106380
Would have been the whole Eastern Seaboard if those cocksucking GOPers in Maine hadn't cucked themselves with their stupid little caucus.
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>>72106600
No, he's the bad guy we know he is, and he's going to kick ass for us.

>>72106949
Probably true. But I want to watch it. I'm at no risk of NEETdom and I had to hold my nose just to watch Upotte at /k/'s begging.

Pls tell.
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How was Morning Joe lads? Cucked?
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>>72106978
CNN does it too lol
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>>72106476
B-B-BUT MUH 50% CEILING!!!!!
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>>72106978
Yo YCSTT, love your videos but I wasn't impressed by the most recent one, were you happy with it yourself?
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>mfw rato comes in third place in all five states
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>>72106956
yeah I can find the link for you. Megny Kelly live reactions in an audience to a Trump speech and they had a couple whale cruz missiles, this was one of them. He had a cruz badge and everything
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>>72107002
It was a squealing Mika episode.
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>>72106880
1 SYLLABLE TRILOGY IN 5 SCOOPS

WHY LIVE
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>>72107000
>I want to watch it.

You think you do but you're wrong. Anyway it's called K-On

Just remember I warned you
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>>72106986
>that sense of foreboding
>do i click it
>i want to click it

i'm scared /pol/
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>>72106561
fucking kek
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>>72106991
Have faith anon, much like Texas, Maine will deem itself in the General Election for the Emperor.
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>>72107035

Some liked it, some hated it. I thought the editing could have been better but overall I thought it was fine considering I had nothing else to work with.

Volume XXIV will be much more traditional.
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>>72106880
>150 word dissertation on how Trump is going to win every single state today due by next month
>haven't even started
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new thread >>72107027
>>72107027
next thread >>72107027
>>72107027

>fresh bread >>72107027
>>72107027
>>72107027
>>72107027
>>72107027
>>72107027
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>>72106978
It's pretty great.
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>>72104551

Plz kill yourself. It would be worth it.
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>>72106513
>kill yourself
>if I do you could get in trouble!
>let's find out, do it
>LOLXDLEEDGY
How is that edgy you cuck?
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>>72107053

Good squealing or Bernie sucking?
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>>72107039
If there is a god in heaven then cruz will come in 4th in at least one state.
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>>72107105
When should we expect it? Will production pick speed back up now that things are happening again?
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>>72107105
The tone was different but it was great

You should just go with your gut for every entry, they're all different and that's what makes them great

If you ever need a touch-stone of what the series is all about though it's easily Volume 12 The Snake

You yourself said it was your favorite
Never forget what brought you to the ballgame
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>>72106880
Anon, fuck you. I had to bang out a five hundred word essay over a lunch hour, and to drive the point home further, I got it done while enjoying me a nice-ass lunch. I'm talking veal schnitzel, alfredo noodles, steamed broccoli, and the kind of salad that had more meat stuff on it than it had green stuff.
I got an A on it, and the teacher was sitting by me as I did it, and he even had to double check if I'd plagiarized it. He didn't bother taking role for my fat ass after that.
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>>72104167

My, what big hands you have!
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>>72106880

Wtf thats too easy...
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>>72106600
>shitskin thinks his opinion matters

Wew lad
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>>72106476
>>72106685
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>>72106880
That feel when behind.
Need to do a haiku now.
I can't think of one.
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