IF YOU LIVE IN TORNADO ALLY
GET
OUT
NOW
O
W
>>72053851
H A B B E N I N G
A
B
B
E
N
I
N
G
F5 TORNADOES TO SWEEP ACROSS THE ALLEY
FUCKING TAKE COVER
>>72053851
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2016/04/25/destructive-tornado-outbreak-possible-on-tuesday-in-the-central-u-s/
this happens like, more then a hundred times every year
Arizona here is it gonna hit us I see a little pink on our state.
>>72054516
I hate shills like this, it happens it happens, back 4-10 years ago shit like this didn't happen often, its just like the earth quakes.
>>72053851
Post tornado alarms.
>>72054657
yes it did you moron
Tornado happenings never fun bc you just end up feeling bad for poor, trashy White people.
>>72054903
oh ok
>>72054800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
>>72054657
DID YOU KNOW?
Earthquakes are tied to / correlated with the SUN.
Look up, SUSPICIOUS OBSERVERS.
He has a new video errday
>>72054959
including welfare nigs.
>>72053851
>tfw I live right here
OKC here, it's been an honor shitposting with all of you.
>>72053851
This is what happens when you vote for rato instead of the god emperor.
>>72053851
Isn't it Tornado Valley?
>>72055052
>SUSPICIOUS OBSERVERS
seems kind legit enough to be true, are you just redirecting me to call me an idiot, or are you leading me to informational videos.
>>72053851
It was feeling a bit windy today, no clouds though.
some of you guys are alright, don't go to tornados tonight
>>72054657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlWopdjMrBE
>>72055248
This
God hates cruzfags
This thread is a lie
https://tvnweather.com/live
>>72055269
same in my state. windy as hell 10 minutes ago non stop. Kids screaming that the wind is hitting them with dirt
>>72053851
Please let there be a happening tonight
>>72055015
spooky
>Tfw live in florida for past 10 years
>Haven't seen a hurricane yet
Feels good man
>tfw North Texas
I'll see you guys on the other side.
>>72053851
IT'S HAPPENING
>>72054657
>4-10 years.
Great sampling size faggot.
Read up on the super outbreak of 74.
Greatest number of tornados recorded at one time in history. Tornado outbreaks happen every 5-10 years
>>72055555
quints dont lie
>>72055555
HAPPENING CONFIRMED
>>72055471
north texas is weird
its like a ghost town everywhere you go
>climate change ain't real
top fucking kek
>>72055461
Don't you fucking jinx it.
>>72055555
>>72055140
K-Keep me posted
>>72055885
Will Kek bring never-ending storms to Florida?
>>72055461
Good chance of them coming this summer.
>Living in a place called Tornado alley
That has to be like living in area called The Drought Planes.
Why would anyone live there?
>>72055555
Praise KEK!
>>72055555
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>72055714
>Right in the middle of the red
Fuuuuuuuuck, last week was already enough of a ride
>>72056203
>Move to a place called Shithole alley
>House gets blown down every year
>Hurr, I guess wesa gonna rebuild
>>72055471
godspeed brother
>>72055461
I stayed at my exes relatives house in ft lauderdale and one house was completely leveled and every other house was completely fine
>>72056323
>Pay for insurance specifically for these disasters
>Get to live in a new house every couple years when the old one gets smashed
Sounds like a nice deal to me
>>72055203
Edmond bro reporting in. How are your nogs?
Niggas, Frankie called it on Friday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBFnPx5o9Oo
When Frankie says run, RUN.
if you live near the red you might be fucked tomorrow.
>>72055140
Denver?
>tfw live right here.
>tfw tomorrow's storm is the 25th Anniversary of an F5 tornado destroying the whole town.
>>72056692
forgot pic
TORNIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>72056623
Denver, you're safe. Congrats bro
If you live in Tornado Alley
Why? It's literally called Tornado Alley.
>>72056797
Fort Collins actually, I'm going to bet we're going to get some flooding possibley, keep you posted if yellowstone explodes though
>>72055140
Not for very long.
>Hey these giant fucking tornadoes are known to appear out of no where and destroy everything we own
>Lets live here
>>72055140
Bye anon
Indiana here, just waiting for it.
>>72053851
>South Dakota
Not much to live for here anyways
>>72055255
His videos are really good. I followed him on twitter, he followed me back, is a super chill dude.
>>72054959
Aka Texans. Why don't Texans have basements, for fuck's sake?
I live in tornado alley, and built a reinforced shelter in the SW corner of the basement behind the stairs. And we don't get anywhere near as many as Texans do.
Tennessee here guys. FUCK YOOUUUUUUU.
Michigan here, there's plenty of empty houses in Detroit for you guys to live in if you land here after it's all said and done
>>72055140
I live a little southeast from where you are
DUDE THE WIND LOL, I think I saw one of those yappy rats get blown over the fence
>>72058058
>Detroit
never intended to live where you have to take shifts trying not to get murdered by a gang of niggers
it's safer to live in Iraq
>>72055555
Oh fuck, 4x F5 tornadoes confirmed for tomorrow!!!
lol at the happenings virgins who dont even live near tornado ally
they been saying shit like this for years and still nothing, nothing is happening you dumb niggers
Looks like God's punishment for Cruz voters.
inb4 F5's in Alaska and Maine
>>72055471
live in that area too what is going on
>>72055714
>slides over to me in PA
fuck you
>>72054987
ABSOLUTETLY BLOWN THE FUCK FUCKING OUT FAGGOT
>>72055248
b-but anon, i voted Trump and live in Fort Smith, AR. ;.;
>>72058124
DUDE
WIND
LMAO
>Former Lawton-fag tagt owns property their
Reeeee
>>72057291
hello hoosierbro
Anyone /OKC/ here?
Southern Illinois here.
I will enjoy watching the lightning from a safe distance away :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuu2iNisoQc
>>72056692
Fuck you Haysville faggot.
>my corner of the state isn't getting touched by any of this
I really do wonder how people justify living in Oklahoma. It seems like nature goes out of its way to ruin their shit every single year.
Godspeed midwesbros.
Ohhh so fucking scary a thunderstorm!
Man the fuck up faggots.
>>72058630
DUDE I KNOW RIGHT
LMAO WIND
>tornado warnings literally every time it rains
>never experienced one in my life
>>72054657
tornados are running below average so far this year
>>72058301
>it's safer to live in Iraq
sure but at least you don't have to worry about tornadoes or earthquakes, just niggers setting your house on fire
oh, and getting shot
>>72055255
Your dubs lead to truth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rmBwCR1HVg
>>72058471
kek i thought the same thing. Phillyfag here.
>>72054657
Make a reaction image with a tornado
>>72056623
I'm Fort Collins as well, I put the x just a little too south. Hell, we could be neighbors.
>>72058859
>tornado warning yesterday
>went just west of my house
wew lad
>>72058877
only tornadoes every 6 years where I live, also the supervolcano if it ever erupts, but I'm safe as fuck, there's lots of white people, and I'm 6200ft up, so no floods to worry about
>>72058859
I had one come through my neighborhood once. It took out a handful of trees in the woods and one in someone's yard. Only one person had any property damage; lost the roof of a shed.
It was fun wandering around the neighborhood after it blew through because everyone was out looking at stuff at the same time.
>mfw I hear the sirens
Tornado Diagon Alley people post pics outside window.
I remember when I lived in Mississippi for the 2014 outbreak
Scary shit
>>72058357
What's doing Draco Malfoy in that picture?
>>72055714
thought id be safe here in Pa, apparently not. Fuck off tornado you aint got shit.
>>72053851
>Post yfw this was created by Jews to kill all racist white people
>>72055140
nigga u dead
>>72054657
Almost exactly 5 years ago this happened in my own Tornado alley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ohIVzIZLuQ
It destroyed entire towns and killed hundreds of people. And then there was that tornado in Joplin, Missouri a month later. Tornadoes are common, even bad ones.
>>72059099
Nothing is happening
>>72057718
cant have basements because of flooding problems, but im closer to the coast, cant speak for N texans
>>72059025
here you go
I've got some pictures I took from the Joplin 2011 tornado
>>72059099
It's gonna happen tomorrow
Meanwhile here in Florida we STILL are hurricane and major tornado free.
>>72059543
Florida has been so fucking lucky and so much has been developed since the last major storm
We are gonna get fucked up big time when a storm hits and one will inevitably hit
>>72054800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l3oUjAN1IA
>>72054800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0qHzDCF9DI
I hope there's a tornado in DFW, shit's fun
>>72055140
The storm is no where near you..
central and eastern oklahoma
central and eastern kansas
and south central nebraska
are the high risk zones.
colorado won't even get rain.
>>72053851
THE JEWS ARE TRYING TO KILL US WITH HARP BECAUSE WE DONT VOTE DEMOCRAT
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Make sure you have at least one chain saw and fuel mix. You might have to cut your way out of the wreckage.
It will be worth it's weight in gold afterwards.
>>72058993
Here's a spot where something wooden was thrown against the ground and splintered. Some of these pieces were embedded so deep into the mud I couldn't pull them out
>>72055471
Denton fag reporting in, God be with you brother
>>72054800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy_oX6SURRE
>>72060039
obv never been near one.
![577806-penola-tornado-major-event-650x366-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TjHtz3A.jpg "577806-penola-tornado-major-event-650x366-[1].jpg")
>you will never see a tornado IRL
Feels bad man.
We had one like 6 years ago but it was a freak occurance, it almost never happens in straya.
>>72055140
Is this you?
>>72054800
This guys channel is dedicated to his obsession with tornado sirens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY4JixIk72w
>>72057291
same
>>72055254
>alley
Those are all the most interesting pictures I have
>>72060113
Hey anon, I have some pictures of the 2013 Moore tornado
>>72054800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyWBZn_YePc
>>72060430
>>72060527
>>72060505
>Dat wall cloud
You know you live in the midwest when the news is telling you to seek shelter, but you are outside being amateur meteorologists with the neighbors
>tfw live in OKC
goodbye anons ill be sure to shoot some rioting chimps on the way out
>>72055555
>>72058326
>>72060641
Living in the midwest almost makes you wish for a line of catastrophic tornadoes.
>>72053851
>>72055203
Start digging a hole
>>72060430
>>72060527
>>72060615
Keep posting, I will add them to my collection. The immediate aftermath of the tornado was the most intense thing that has ever happened in my life
>>72060716
If we survive we'll meet at the top of the mark.
When I was a kid a bunch of us from our church got together and went out to help some families clean up after an F4. It was odd seeing a bare concrete slab with with a huge debris field behind it.
I'd always heard the stories of straw embedded in telephone poles. I got to see it - it's real. Thank goodness the family had a separate storm cellar.
Chain saws ran all day as I remember. That's the one sound I clearly remember afterwards. All the chain saws.
(not my pic)
>>72059355
Bham?
>>72060833
>>72059355
Everybody I know remembers where they were that day. I remember. Power was out for weeks
>>72060937
I have like 200 of these pictures.
>>72060937
That reminds me. We also had a car up about 20ft in a tree. It was much worse than that.
>>72060937
>markers and a big X sprayed on it
Did someone die in that?
>>72059398
>that single ray of sunshine
>>72061045
Moore Hospital
Still not rebuilt, but it's getting close to being rebuilt.
>>72060083
TORNADO WINDS CAN'T WRECK STEEL STORM SHELTERS
>>72060505
the sound is so /comfy/
Its almost that time bros
>be in the house
>all tv stations showing weather coverage
>trying to look at the radar on tv and see where its going
>go outside and the wind is rushing by and it has that distinct thunderstorm smell
>the sky is green
>everyone is calm
>maybe the sirens go off
>the shelter is ready to go so don't need to go down yet
>go outside again and look for the tornado
>wind is really fast now
>see neighbors in their yards with beers, also looking for the tornado
spring in oklahoma is truly the best
>>72060273
I've been near them my entire life anon, if you don't enjoy tornados and hailstorms then get the fuck out of my state.
>>72059099
Looks pretty normal
>>72061069
they mark cars and buildings with an X when they have already been searched for survivors.
>>72061069
The X probably means "this is trash", for the clean-up crews to come get. Not sure though.
>>72053851
>be American
>get sucked up by tornado
>get shot by a nigger in the tornado
>get crushed by flying cow
>finally die after trailer lands on you.
feels good living in a commieblock, protected by concrete from natural disasters :^)
>>72055140
R.I.P for you
>>72055140
Colorado?
Tornados cant climb mountains you drama queen.
>>72061270
>>72061272
I remember from Katrina the rescue and clean up crews spraying X's on homes with bodies inside or something like that, thought they were doing the same there.
>>72058757
>Haysville
What? I'm in Wichita.
>>72061272
was this right alongside i-35? i remember a house with a sign like that on i-35 across from the warren. don't remember if thats the exact one though.
oklahoma here
i aint even sweatin it muh niggas
>>72061069
After a building or vehicle was searched for bodies or people who were trapped it was marked so people wouldn't waste time going back through it
>>72061248
I don't have a shelter, so it's a little more nerve racking for me.
>>72061542
gonna be shitposting all night while tornados buzz around
Tornados will always be America's number 1 enemy. We cannot allow their tyranny to continue unencumbered. We must elect a man willing to destroy the environment for the good of today's trailer parks, tomorrow's trailer parks, and in remembrance of yesterday's trailer parks.
>tornado rips your shitty house apart
>insurance gives you money to get a brand new one
Tornados seem based as hell to me
>>72061447
not with that attitude they can't
The fuck do you do if you have no storm shelter?
>>72055351
verrry interesting
>>72061270
Yeah, that's not going to buff out.
You have to have a sense of wonder and humor about all this or you'll freak yourself out. Your actual odds of being hit by a tornado are still minuscule.
>>72054800
https://youtu.be/Zeeq2fYbfGY
>>72058795
You live in the handle?
>>72054657
I have lived in Oklahoma for 21 years. It happens all the fucking time. Shut the fuck up.
>Dangerous tornados are only found in the US
Why does god hate us bros?
>>72061643
Get in the bathroom nearest the center of the house on the main floor. Crouch in bathtub, and cover yourself with mattresses or quilts. Pray.
>>72053851
If any of you guys die from the tornadoes, fuck you, you cuck. Only faggots die because of the wind
>>72054657
That's because of all the fat people breathing heavy and stomping around.
The Fat Butterfly Effect
>>72061495
https://www.google.com/maps/@35.3197689,-97.5181041,3a,75y,189.93h,81.25t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s_0d_yqdirnOkggVdkHU33A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
I think it's this house. Very close to I-35
>>72055471
Houston here
you guys are late
All these eerie pics of carnage
Why the fuck would anyone even bother living around this shit
>>72061801
>>Dangerous tornados are only found in the US
I saw video of one in Uruguay the other day
>>72061871
For you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYbbn71h_bc
>>72061643
You use a friends or just go get in your bathtub. The kinds of tornados that completely destroy houses are very rare. Most tornado injuries are from shit flying around at 100+ miles per hour and hitting people in the head. If you can get in a place where there isnt a lot of shit flying around, you will probably be fine.
Manhattan Kansas reporting in
How fucked am I?
>>72062177
you are ksu football under anyone not named bill snyder fucked
![1297730343707_ORIGINAL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XRAGrMr.jpg "1297730343707_ORIGINAL[1].jpg")
>>72061643
Die.
>>72057291
>>72057291
NWI here.
Never any bad disasters here.
>>72061632
More like altitude am I right?
>>72061801
it is harsh love, to train us to live at the final happening
>tfw in Iowa
feels good
>>72061925
Because they're awesome, not an actual threat, and insurance exists. Don't be a pussy, syrupean.
>tfw a buddy of mine recorded this during joplin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQnvxJZucds
>>72059355
I'm 20 miles from Joplin. That shit was surreal.
This is flyover country, nothing important exists here. The only problem this will have for Americans is their flights will be rerouted or canceled if they have a layover in the storm's path.
Meterologist with a Masters in Tornado Science from USC here. Ask away!
>>72062335
>>72062518
I get that people are scared shitless but more people need to record shit like this, I will never get tired of watching tornado footage. Ever.
>>72062578
Post degree with timestamp and pistol.
>short round of hail in SATX
what the fug
>>72062578
>geologist with degree in earth quakes here!
fuck off dude we learned that you are a fraud from the Earthquake threads
>>72062335
Wyoming reporting in no tornados but likely snow.
CO can you send me some weed, going to be a boring week getting off work and not being able to go outside.
>>72062694
Yeah; this was the F5 that passed right across the gas station they were in, all huddled together in the store's cooler. Like, they literally could have been killed due to it. Tornados are insane and bring the terror out of people.
>>72062900
They're pretty damn lucky, that sounded intense.
>>72062177
>tfw working night shift in Manhattan tomorrow night.
Looks like I'm sleeping at work till the morning.
meme magic.
You fuckers earned it.
>>72062578
blow me
>>72061318
4/10 still better than canada
>>72053851
I want to profit off this, how can I do so?
>>72055714
That is even under the moderate risk.
I am calling for the high risk tomorrow when they update at 1 am EDT.
Oklahoma checking in. This is what we get for voting Cruz.
May the God Emperor look over those of us who voted for him.
>tfw kansan
>>72055015
>tfw definitely heard this before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD29gQ365QU
10:32 - 13:00
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>tfw live in Oklahoma City
>tfw no cellar and live on the second floor of my apt
>tfw spooked
>>72062900
>that aftermath video he recorded
Holy shit.
>>72063140
say hi to god for us when you get vacuumed up by him.
>>72063123
Storm sirens are pretty comfy, m8. Plenty of artists sample it in their music.
>>72063049
If a city is leveled, which may happen, form a construction crew, head to said city, and then charge to rebuild. People will have insurance money.
>>72062993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-P4P68YyNM
He posted a follow-up video to show the damage the gas station took. They're intense. Here's one of basically the city I live in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sllF4R9IC18
>>72063049
Get a truck full of plywood, generators, and chain saws. Maybe some bottle water. Storm chase.
PROFIT
>>72055052
Watching Suspicious Observers everyday should be required to call yourself human.
>>72055714
>>72061801
Tornadoes are america's best ally.
One Tornadbro kicked the british out of D.C. during the war of 1812
Tornadoes aren't even that big a deal you're more likely to die in a car accident and you still drive everyone needs to chill.
>>72055255
Yo, fuck all trolling and baiting and whatever else, go check out Suspicious Observers on youtube right now, just watch a few of his daily videos, and then see if you don't get fucking hooked.
How would you like to know so much about Earth and space weather that other people think you talk like a wizard?
That is what Suspicious Observers is offering you.
>>72063534
>Suspicious Observers detected
>>72053851
Is this entire thread for shits and giggles or is this real? Is stuff going down to the extent that OP suggests?
>>72063263
That would be so breath taking to see up close (with a fast car nearby)
>>72059613
>>72059698
>>72059816
jesus christ. looks like a gypsy camp
>>72056729
Holy shit, I don't know why I laughed so hard
>>72054657
Fuck off idiot. I grew upon Oklahoma and tornadoes are common occurrence.
>>72054568
That's up in Four Corners. Any tornado that hits the rez, will do millions in improvements,
>>72063657
it's real.
we're fucked.
>>72056058
>Boner ripping your pants off
>>72063123
>The Antlers
Fuck somebody else knows this band?
>>72055555
>>72053851
Someone tldr me on basic meteorology.
>>72055140
it's ok I live here.
>>72063263
>>72063268
How hard would it be to get a job after the chaos? I don't have much cash but have a shitty car and a chainsaw.
>>72063812
Hospice is grade A /mu/ meme garbage, just like exmilitary and ITAOTS
>mfw live in Texas
>mfw live in central Texas, literally right in the middle of tornado alley
>mfw live in Arlington, a city that gets fucked by tornadoes easily
hope for me, anons. i face the reckoning soon
>>72063674
They're kind of exhilarating in person, a real adrenaline rush, like you said, but they can transform into something terrifying in a heart beat. They can be going one way, and you think you're safe, then suddenly b-line straight to where you are. Here's a documentary about the Andover tornado.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkW3AigLnqo
>>72063919
If you have no construction experience and are only having a shitty car+chainsaw, might be able to do some tree trimming and stuff.
>>72054657
>ALL THESE DISASTER OCCURRING MORE AND MORE IS PROOF OF THE CHRISTIAN BIBLE BOOK OF REVELEATION WE'RE IN THE END TIMES AND THE LAST DAYS
I can't wait until we have anti-religion death squads and we start rounding up people like this
>>72054657
No dipshit you just didn't have the internet and know about it. Oh 10 years ago McDonalds didn't exist because I lived in some shit hole.
>>72059355
Dear god... I guess I'm lucky I live in south NY, even if I'm poor asf
