Morning Joe Links
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
CALL TO ARMS: https://twitter.com/21damone/status/724460456132382720
PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS, FOR TUESDAY:
>On the Ballot, first you vote Trump
>THEN you must choose 3 delegates in your District
>THESE are the ONLY Pro-Trump Delegates
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/pennsylvania
PRINT IT OUT IF NEEDED
FIND YOUR DISTRICT HERE
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
CT- 4/25 in-person (12 a.m. EST) http://www.sots.ct.gov/sots/cwp/view.asp?a=3179&q=489908
WA- 4/25 online & 5/16 in-person
OREGON- 4/26
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 845/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (GOLLY CHEESE): 707 (559 & 148)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Hagerstown, MS 4/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twt-G_NjTlA
>Rally Bridgeport, CT 4/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61-GNc7fvQY
>Rally Waterbury, CT 4/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2hpRTQRKdg
INTERVIEWS
>Don, Jr. on SOTU 4/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wkxb3P1WYI
>Trump on Watters World 4/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ngLrdIaEiY
ENTERTAINMENT
>Rato BTFO by Red Eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GTt1VkuOfU
>Trump does Impression of Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4Ynr7crA4I
>Donald Trump (Black Version) (Written by Prince)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
>YCSTT Vol. XXIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
I'm seeing so much hate coming from Trump supporters over the Kasich/Cruz alliance, but not one of you can explain why it's wrong or a bad thing. Funny that
#Cruz2016
I'll see you at the convention, Trumpkins.
we will all feel the bern
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA (ONE MORE DAY TILL SUB 50% TARGETS)
Reminder that Trump only needs roughly 391 (52%) of the remaining 752 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC.
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL (HIGH TEST ALPHA STATES)
New Jersey (51) [Trump +28]
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16) [Trump +37]
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE (LOW TEST BETA STATES, TRUMP CAN STILL EASILY TAKE HIGH DIGITS)
California (172) [Trump +27] - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) [Trump +5] - 27 District. 27 State.
Maryland (38) [Trump +14] - 24 District. 11 State.
>PROPORTIONAL
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) [Trump +36] - 6 District. 10 State.
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) [Trump +34] - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY (DELEGATES DECIDE AGAINST THE WILL OF AMERICA)
Pennsylvania (71) [Trump +26] - 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
West Virginia (34) - 31 Pick Preferred
Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.
#MAGA
**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
>>72009315
>>72009332
>>72009315
>not one of you
we answered this pasta last thread
We need a CONSERVATIVE in the White House
I'm seeing so much hate coming from Trump supporters over the Kasich/Cruz alliance, but not one of you can explain why it's wrong or a bad thing. Funny that
>>72009315
It's not bad, and it's likely to help Trump.
Not that any of this matters to an aussie shitposter though.
>>72009315
>>72009332
Shitposting once more.
>>72009353
please get the fuck off my flag
>>72009220
/MELANIAGEN/
It's time for a woman to stand her ground.
One that all our young ladies will be proud to look up to.
She will be an idol for all young girls across the United States, and perhaps, even the world.
A star that will reign supreme: there she is! Miss Melania Trump — First Lady to our President of the United States, Donald J. Trump!
>Ms. Melania: She Votes NY! A Day in the Life... Stride in Heels!
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/melania-trump-votes-ny-primary-38518181
>Ms. Melania: Interview - Her Life and Her Marriage. BREAKING - She's Legal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbvGxDmD3dY
>Ms. Melania: Interview - With Mr. Trump & Their Marriage; Serene+Graceful+Nimble!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgYTCHrWkxI
** MELANIAGEN MISSION STATEMENT **
Young girls do not know who to follow in our world in this day and age.
They cuck, they squeal, they cheat, they lie. Where does the moral end and the sin begin?
What's a woman to look up to these days? The media is terrible; a façade to all beautiful females in this world!
Crooked Shillary thinks she can set the standard of victory for our girls. Pathetic!
MISS MELANIA, a beautiful and elegant woman like no other, stands the test of time. She presents herself anew, to the gazes of all women: she is the one of intelligence, beauty, and most of all? She is down-to-earth and true.
It's up to MELANIAGEN, with the help of TRUMPGEN, to create a better world.
Let's see our girls shine up into the sky high!
Let's go out and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>Brought to you in part by MISSMELANIA and TRUMPGEN
>>72009444
kek wills it
>>72009315
This LAST desperate act signals the END of the RNC. Good riddance!
>All of these pickles that Ted promised me. Geezohman.
>>72009315
>>72009332
>>72009353
Being moved around like a pawn so some candidate you like can fix the vote is a perfectly normal and dignified part of the primary process.
who is this fucking bald fag
fuck off cunt
>>72009444
>mfw low quality proxyfags tarnish our brand
Fucking Canadians
It's now #nevertrump for me -- turns out the experienced grassroots conservatives were right all along. I'll have to admit that going down to the local Ted Cruz HQ to get turned into a #cruzmissile was at first a truly embarrassing experience, but in the end I was welcomed with open arms into Ted's flock. The truth is, I will never EVER support anyone who supports lgbt rights. Even if Honest Ted loses in the general (although the polls say that he will have a true landslide of a win) then so be it -- true conservatives will NEVER compromise on lgbt rights because it stands against the core family values that make us whole.
In Donald's own words "It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep for 1,000 years".... And today I decided to be a lion for a day and destroy lgbt rights. There's no point in winning an election if you need to give up your core conservative values in the process.
Now I'm expecting a flood of #trumpertantrums from the #trumpernutters that infest this board (further proof that Ted is a true insurgent candidate), but as long as I can connect with just one person, just ONE TRUE AND HONEST conservative soul and welcome them into #campcruz... Then let's just say that my job here is done.
Say hello to Wonderful Donald!
>>72009538
are some of those simply cucumbers?
>>72008447
It's the GOP's fault for not adapting. There were hints of the coming Trump storm in the Tea Party Movement: the party's base ideology was changing from neoconservatism to nationalist conservatism, reverting back to pre-WW2 "paleoconservatism", which everyone should have seen coming since the end of the Cold War and the victory of anti-communism. (((Establishment Conservatism))) reached its zenith with the anti-communist Reagan and its been in decline ever since. The Dubya years were like a bizarre LARPing of the final years of the Cold War with Bush as Reagan and al-Qaeda as the Soviet Union. This is how the neocons viewed the world, only the USSR didn't have nukes this time so it was okay to blow the shit outta them. Really, the ideology uniting establishment Republicans and Dems is Cold War LARPing.
>>72009587
Don't start with #never trump.
You lose 90% of your readership immediately.
I live in Indiana and I can assure you that Trump is going to win the state, I have spoken with a large amount of people and just by simply mentioning the WALL their vote goes STRAIGHT to TRUMP.
I'm actually being serious here, ever since Trump said he would build that wall Indiana has been going nuts for him, the online polls won't show it because most of these voters here don't even use the internet.
I swear to you on my life that Indiana is the one state you don't have to worry about in this coming election.
Congrats everyone and thank you for making this miracle happen.
America will be GREAT AGAIN!
True Trumpservatives believe in the Lord our God, nonbelievers, r/Bernie is thataway! I speak for all true Trumpservatives when I say if youre atheist or agnostic, you arent wanted in the Trump movement, be gone.
And before anyone says Im a "shill" or work for "Applied Memetics"(never even heard of them??) No, this is a true grassroots movement led by Christians and thats why Trump dominated the south and thats why he has the momentum. Christianity is a Trumpservative value.
It's over for you, Trumpkins. Based Cruz and Kasich are going to win the remaining states and take the nomination on the 2nd ballot. Trump is FINISHED!
When the voters are throwing a tantrum, it's the party's responsibility to step in and correct things. We're not going to let a bunch of racists and meth addicts destroy the party of Lincoln and Reagan.
WE WIN! #NeverTrump
35 BURGERS UNTIL TRUMP SWEEPS 5 STATES
Roll for meme magic
>>72009353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0hZG-zNOk
>>72009587
>expecting trumpertantrums
No. You have the right to vote for whichever candidate you want. Unless of course Cruz insiders rigged the election in your state.
Otherwise, hope you find solace.
Blog posting
>Dear blog I went to a bowling alley on Saturday
>it was in a melanin enriched area
>wore my Trump hat
>None of the junglebunnies had a problem with my hat
>1 white person asked me if I was racist sarcastically
>it was my Russian friend
>we both laughed
I fully expected to get into a fight on Saturday but it appears the black people are alright with Trump without white liberal cuck agitators around.
SOMEBODY'S DOING THE AWOOO~ING
>>72009624
I doubt he cares. He's just happy to have something to eat for once.
>>72009353
You have judged yourself dead, therefor you will have your reward
>>72009653
Trump is the Lord our God, retard!
SPEEDY SPEED DON
>>72009315
The fuckheads are mathematically eliminated and their voters are only hindering the process at this point.
The GOP has officially killed itself with this Cruz/Kasich alliance.
Trump will be the nominee and win the presidency, but the party is finished.
What do we name the new party under Trump?
>>72009717
>black people are alright with Trump
niggers don't care if a nigger isn't running for president
>>72009587
>#nevertrump
will be about as successful as the #NeverGravity movement
are you going to flood us with stale pasta again?
Three new polls came out today with Trump breaking 50 in Connecticut, Rhode Island, and (barely) Pennsylvania. It'd be nice to see a few sweeps.
>>72009660
says the shill behind a proxy. How does it feel knowing that earned more money in the time it took to type this, than your whole marketing contract?
>>72009758
This shit set to mellow 80's music might be the best thing ever
>>72009745
Hmm..what if I were to report you to the leader of your mosque?
Did you guys see Trump's nickname for Kasich?
>1 for 38 Kasich
>>72009660
>>72009832
Yeah, but the #neverround movement worked pretty well.
Showed that asshole Aristotle whose boss.
>>72009872
the Drive soundtrack
CRUZ SURROGATE COMING ONTO CNN SOON
>CRUZ SURROGATE COMING ONTO CNN SOON
CRUZ SURROGATE COMING ONTO CNN SOON
>CRUZ SURROGATE COMING ONTO CNN SOON
CRUZ SURROGATE COMING ONTO CNN SOON
>CRUZ SURROGATE COMING ONTO CNN SOON
CRUZ SURROGATE COMING ONTO CNN SOON
>CRUZ SURROGATE COMING ONTO CNN SOON
>>72009879
>>1 for 38 Kasich
Yet he's still in the lineup. Sad!
>>72009848
>says the shill
When I see an anti Trump post from a Brit flag I just assume mudslime
>>72009878
Trumpahu Akber!
BREAKING NEWS: AFTER CRUSHING DEFEATS OVER THE PAST 10 MONTHS GOVERNOR JOHN KASICH, IN A LAST DITCH EFFORT JOINS FORCES WITH RAFAEL CRUZ AND VOWS TO BEAT DONALD TRUMP IN THE ONE POLL HE CAN, THE UNFAVORABLE RATING.
Really though, did i miss anything good in the last 6 hours, im weak and require sleep from time to time.
>>72009726
das uh...a mayn
>Lyin' Ted has teamed up with 1 for 38 Kasich
>>72009940
Lots of shitposting from trump on twitter.
Shills and shitposters just woke up too.
>>72009872
I always imagine it set to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DkslcOhytU
>>72009879
I like how the media gave Rubio the nickname, Marco Mondale because both only won Minnesota.
>>72009587
Liar, you know damn well Cruz is in Jew pockets. Keep being a good goy.
https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/724444755573280768
I think Trump is done guys, with Kasich and Cruz teaming up they are a 2 headed conservative monster that Trump cant defeat, plus throw in the fact that Trump is an LGBT activist and his numbers in free fall mode...hes doneski, it was a good run though, oh well.
#PICKLESFORKASICH
>>72009964
I won Ohio
I will be the nominee, you just don't know it yet
Name one reason why Ivanka shouldn't be Trump's VP
>>72010059
GOLLY CHEESE
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>>72009940
Kek
>>72010070
nepotism
but really, there is no reason.
>>72010070
sorry senpai, i can't
>>72010066
Is he going to use his power as governor to mobilize the national guard and take over the convention?
Because that's about the only way he'll win
increasingly
nervous
for the
1237th time
this
year
......
geez oh man i just love food
>>72010070
she didn't even vote to support him in the primary
Wow Hernie fell in line really fast. Third party? what a joke; I knew he didn't have the spine to do that when he refused to talk about the emails.
>>72009872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZA6qiJVfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
>>72009315
>The only way to win for someone that isn't liked by GOP bigwigs is to win against everyone else pooled together
At least Trump can say it's only fair to do it this way
John Oliver made a segment on our immigration minister, making fun of her. All fucking lies and cherry picked quotes. John Oliver can fuck right off.
holy shit, CNN host actually being rough with cruz surrogate
>>72010263
He's a cuck, theres no way he could stand up for his own principles.
>"We have to deal with the world as it is"
Why does he keep saying this? Fucker repeats himself more than Ruboto.
>>72010048
Trump
Huckabee
2016
He needs a southern evangelical like Huck to bolster support among right wingers. Them staying home in November will be 2012 all over again. Also, Huckabee makes Trump more assassination proof. Huckabee isn't connected to Wall Street like Kasich or Cruz are and that's why he ran out of cash early in the primaries every time he ran.
>>72010206
Don't give him grief for eating pizza with a fork. That was just something he was using to try to low down his food intake.
>>72010310
HERE ARE THE TALKING POINTS THAT EVERY SINGLE CRUZ AND KASICH SURROGATE WILL BE SAYING TODAY
SOMEONE KEEP TRACK OF HOW MANY TIMES THEY SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS, AND ADD TO THE LIST IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING NEW
"political campaigns are dynamic"
"nature of contest has changed"
"ensure Trump is not the nominee"
"would turn it over to Hillary"
"we need to campaign as much as we can in Indiana"
"smart political campaign adapts to new strategies"
"Trump has gained more delegates than votes"
"Trump is the most predictable candidate"
"When we started with a 17 person race...."
"Rules won't be changed for Trump"
"Rules are the rules"
>>72010048
now how the fuck is cuckshit going to win the GE when he can't even win anything past his home state?
>>72010130
I ask because I was wondering how best to take it over.
>>72010263
Something new happen? Or you just saying in general about bernie?
>>72010349
Huckabee molested a little boy back in the 1980s
Word to the wise, Trump fits the exact description of The Beast(antichrist), comes from an affluent family, successful, rich, involved in politics...has anyone else wondered why he tries SO DAMN HARD to cover up his head, why he grows his hair so long? Its to cover up the mark of The Beast, 666, which is on his head as foretold in the Bible.
And whats why this former Drumpfkin is now...A Cruz Missile, thank you.
>>72009315
>>72009332
>>72009353
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g (bribery?)
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
Creepy Cruz:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460440845862.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459831491732.webm
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>72009220
So, what does this Cruz-Kasich coalition mean for da Trump? Good, bad or indifferent?
>>72010070
first he want to fuck her, now he puts her in an important office... what next?
>>72010373
screen captured for prophecy fulfilled
>>72010382
Ohio would go red, the rest of the nation would go blue
>>72010382
[spoiler]he's not[/spoiler]
>>72010405
Proof? Or are you Robert Morrow?
>>72010363
>>72010373
>Ted Cruz is a true conservative
>Kasich is a true conservative
>the party is uniting behind ted cruz
>Trump cant win the nomination
>its the will of the people that cruz wins
>its gods will that cruz wins
>cruz is god
>glenn beck
>>72010430
It means theyre on the next stage of acceptance. Bargaining.
>>72010479
it's not a prophecy, they're literally the talking points distributed by cruz and kasich campaigns. not exactly secret desu
>>72009220
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/25/us/politics/ted-cruz-john-kasich-donald-trump.html
Prepare to become cruzmissiles or kkkasichs
>>72009315
>>72009404
I've been away...is this the new standard template for shillposting?
>>72010504
Hey be nice to the fatass, he's only putting the M&M's into the box that the bag came in.
>>72010373
>>72010479
>>72010509
I wrote these down based on what I heard from a Cruz surrogate on CNN just now, fyi
>>72010411
>>72009653
what the fuck kind of shill tactic is this religious shit?
at least it's a new one
>>72010059
>4u
>>72010522
the ride has only just begun
>>72010535
It's pretty weak. Sad!
>>72010382
>Trump closing the gap
>Charles Koch Says He Could Possibly Support Hillary Clinton
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/04/24/charles-koch-says-he-could-possibly-support-hillary-clinton/?_r=0
Your lord and saviour is going to support Hillary. Why don't you?
>>72010411
>trying to prevent a biblical prophecy
That's pretty bloody haram, mate
>>72010338
muh talking points
>>72010373
Dont forget the blatant lies:
>"We are grassroots, Trump is funded by mega corporations"
>"Trump is only concerned with special interests, we are doing this for the people of America"
>"Trump only cares about his own agenda, not the will of the American people"
>"Cruz and Kasich win when America decides"
>"Only we can stop HRC from winning"
>>72010591
This, he's actually moving up from previous polls
>>72010566
Weird. One day they're bitching about Trump and Trans people, the next day they're praising him for being a priesthood guy.
Bipolar shill operations.
>>72010411
>>72010059
>>72009878
>>72009653
You're a goddamn retarded Cruz shill. We're only concerned with 4 beasts, and Trump better be the lion.
>>72010411
>why he grows his hair so long? Its to cover up the mark of The Beast, 666
kek
someone has been watching the omen
>>72010628
>lord and saviour
Trump funds his own campaign
i couldn't care less for that bloke
>>72010373
"The candidate that ends up with 1237 delegates will be the nominee"
"D-donald can't figure out how to run a political campaign"
"I'm the only one that's consistently beating Hillary in the polls"
"Two-thirds of the voters have voted against Donald Trump"
"...Consistent conservatives..."
"Are you kidding me!?"
>>72010298
>All fucking lies and cherry picked quotes.
Yep, that's John Oliver for you.
>>72010382
He can't, neither could Cruz
Don't fall for media lies.
>>72010393
>I ask because I was wondering how best to take it over.
Sprinkle some crack on them. Pull a Germany/Sweden and import/export yourself. Turn them into a prison colony...
>>72010721
From Nostradamus himself
"The final antichrist will come in the form of a lion, bearing a red hat"
Trumps symbols? A lion and a red MAGA hat.
Need I say more?
Vote Cruz and the rising priesthood and stop The Beast.
Whos with me?!
holy shit does Cruz the rat fuck really think people are stupid and going to fall for this delegates chosen by the people bull shit. No bitch the people don't want a rat fuck!
>>72010070
Name one reason a contested convention should not pick Ivanka over all running candidates and insiders.
>>72010405
>Huckabee molested a little boy back in the 1980s
His priesthood was rising though
KASICH SURROGATE ON CNN RIGHT NOW
Didn't the establishment push for people to team up behind Rubio in Florida so Trump wouldn't take it? How did that go?
>>72009220
>>Rally Hagerstown, MS 4/24/16
watching this; comfy while shitposting on /trumpgen/
>>72010863
no one cares about nostradamus, most of what he said never eventuated
>>72010373
>trump is the most predictable candidate
>>72010403
Instead of re-asserting his campaign after NY he's been making cucked statements about possibly supporting Clinton etc.
>>72010789
Luckily she feeds on shit like this, and it's one of the best things to come out of our government.
The opposition used to attack her policies, then they attacked her rhetoric, now they're attacking her character. God, please let the sitting government win the next election. Otherwise we will become the next Sweden.
>>72010863
The third's name is Mabus, stop shitting up these threads.
>>72010863
>Vote Cruz and the rising priesthood and stop The Beast.
THE PRIESTHOOD IS RISING
PREPARE FOR A TIME OF MIRACLES
HE WILL FULFILL MORMON PROPHECY
https://youtu.be/1GjkVWQ2Oik
Well this is it.
The final battle.
Trump will win. Cruz supporters will vote for Kasich but Kasich supporters will never vote for Cruz.
How many delegates can we expect this week?
>>72009220
Trump's fixin' to do some pest control tomorrow. YUGE wins incoming!
>>72010863
Seek mental help
>>72010411
I went Cruz Missile because it's like a penis. My state is shaped like a penis. It all makes sense to me.
>>72010628
We hates the Koch Brothers. They only back establishment, globalist pawns for candidates. People like JEB!, Rubio, and Walker were their favorites early on. Now that it's down to Kucksich and Rato, and both can't win the nomination, the Koch next best choice is Killary. She will protect Israel, protect big banks, promote corporatism, and keep interest rates low for the banks and investors. All the social experiment stuff the SJWs care about doesn't matter to rich billionaires like the Koch's, Mercer, Steyer, Buffett, Wilks', Rickett's, or any of the rest.
>shills-plus
>>72010263
He's a cuck. What else would you expect? The motherfucker let two nigger beasties take his mic.
I was banned guys, need some backup!
>http://therightscoop.com/breaking-cruz-and-kasich-campaigns-now-officially-working-together-to-stop-trump/
These cowards are losing it, post polls and watch em squirm.
>>72010382
>Cruz that close
Only because he is protected, for one thing GE polls this early mean dick. The second thing is the very second he fucking gets the nomination if he got it the media will make up for lost time and dump EVERYTHING about Cruz live on TV. Hillary will play that ad with him at the "KILL THE GAYS" rally.
>>72010412
>That first video
>The explicitly Hebraic menorah in the background of the rock song about Jesus
These people are terrifying
>>72010883
He's a Bushie who get a position in Texas by running as a tea party candidate, then continued to do absolutely nothing he promised. He has nothing but contempt for the voters.
>>72011033
100+
>>72010405
Newt is my pick
But where's sauce on this Huck story?
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/primary-forecast/indiana-republican/
>Nate Bronze at it yet again
>>72010863
Why wouldn't we want the second coming of Jesus Christ, anon? Let's hurry up and get this rapture going.
VOTE TRUMP, THE ANTICHRIST.
>>72010980
We've been calling him an establishment faggot for a while now, of course coalberners still refuse to listen.
>>72010703
Oh my God, the fucking libs and NeverTrumps better be ready to catch some serious shit once Trump starts beating Hillary in national polls, 'cause there's a nice piece of Humble Pie here with their name on it.
>>72010703
>>72010591
If you look at the polls you see Hillary is in a downward trend AS WELL as the fact her lead is pretty unstable.
Polls this early are used to push an agenda, I'm sure of it.
>>72011149
forgot pic
kek
>>72011086
on it
im going to concern shill as ben
KASICH SURROGATE TALKING POINTS JUST NOW:
"Kasich is confident with his position"
"delegates will favor kasich"
"not about collusion, it's about doing your hw before the convention"
"It's about ground game"
>bunch of talk about delegates and convention
"it's so important for a sensible candidate to do the hw to get delegates"
>>72009220
I registered to vote, how will my California primary ballot show up... do i need to request it or will it be sent?
>>72011162
Vote for Jesus Christ, vote for Trump.
In God we Trump!
>>72011168
I know I find it funny, of course I should have known shills-plus would put cruz over Trump
>>72010980
Proving that he was controlled fucking opposition so Hillary can push policies similar to his, but less radical and look like a "reasonable socialist" opposed to Hernie's communism.
>>72010863
>2016.
>Not an associate of Satan yet.
>>72009564
I thought you can't post on 4chan with a proxy or VPN?
>>72011019
Ill have to figure out the correlation, remember he didnt get Hitlers name perfect but it was close.
I also have a tingling feeling that the beast may be Baron, fits the description perfectly, if the Trump family becomes a political dynasty then its Baron Trump
Pic related, hmmm look like Baron much?
We can all prevent this but only if we vote for Ted Cruz.
Why do people like Bernie?
>>72011190
Did you know that coal is a relatively inefficient source of heat and light for your home? It is actually far more beneficial for the environment to burn animal dung instead. Guano or cowpie is the best, but your mom's shit will work just fine. Please take a moment to envision your mother's anus and everything it could do for you. The anus is all.
Smell the glove,
I'm not a president but I play one on television,
Trump-sama
>>72011295
>I thought
>>72011348
Some people enjoy watching their wives get railed by two niggers fresh out of prison. "Free" tuition, too, it seems.
>>72011033
Last two digits is the percentage of delegates picked up tomorrow.
>>72011337
Fuck off Rabbi.
>>72011245
When I registered, there was an option to choose whether or not you wanted the ballot sent to you
>>72011359
wat
>>72011348
Cuz he won't share his fries
>>72011337
wtf... seek mental help!!!
>>72011337
Napoleon Roy after some fucking villages.
Hister was pretty close.
Mabus is interesting.
And you're a fucking retard. Learn to read before you shitpost about literal garbage.
>>72011348
They know our system is fucked but don't want to listen to anyone who isn't to the right of them
>>72010980
Got a source? I want to make a bernigger mad.
>>72011337
A Gorillion dollars and you Hillary shills can't come up with anything better than this shit?
>>72011245
Did you register to vote by mail? If so, it'll be mailed out by mid-may. You can call your county board of elections and ask them about your sample ballot and timing, that's they're job and if you're calm and polite they are very helpful most of the time.
You can check the status of your registration -- MAKE SURE YOU'RE REGISTERED REPUBLICAN, THE GOP DOESN'T DO THE OPEN PRIMARY -- and confirm your address is correct by checking with your county, either online or over the phone:
> http://www.sos.ca.gov/elections/registration-status/
If you need to change anything, you can do that online until May 20th (actually the 23rd, but just do it early and don't risk being late)
> http://registertovote.ca.gov/
If you do vote by mail, you can check the status of your ballot to make sure it got through the mail in time and wasn't discarded due to an error by checking this website after the polls close:
> http://www.sos.ca.gov/elections/ballot-status/
Hope this helps!
Also, good morning! We just had an earthquake up north. It's going to be a fun day!
>>72011337
wat
>>72011086
I got you family, already triggered 5 people lol
>>72004735
That song was fucking magic m8.
>those new polls
what are the chances that cruz reneges on this if he does strongly in indiana?
>>72009758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHFsszg2aOs
>>72011653
Over 6 gorillion%
Damn Cruz killed it on that Fox News townhall, he BTFO Trump.
An open letter to the Drumpfers who are concern trolling here.
You are all liars and are following a contemptible lying, godless candidate with a God complex who values the rights of perverts over common decency and is being used by the father of lies.
Here is what happens in the end to all liars and those who pervert God's word like Drumpf for their own selfish ambitions:
Isaiah 5:20-21, 23-24 - "20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter. 21 Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight... 23 who acquit the guilty for a bribe, but deny justice to the innocent. 24 Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel."
You may win a battle here and there, but our ultimate battle is in the spiritual realm and, eventually, we will win and you will lose.
It does not matter how many polls you cite. You will lose.
It does not matter how Drumpf does in the NE states. You will lose.
Enjoy yourself while you can because while Drumpf is winning short-term battles, Cruz and his campaign will eventually win the war and there will be nothing you can do about it.
Cruz is keeping his eye on the prize and so are we.
Cruz 2016.
>>72011653
Highly likely he'd stab Kasich in the back first chance he gets when the mailman no longer sevres his purpose. Frankly, I think each will fuck the other... literally, before the convention.
>>72011653
Zero. When Ted Cruz makes a promise, he means it, unlike Lyin' Donald Trump. He's TrusTED for a reason.
![Norway[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EDR5Hgd.png "Norway[1].png")
>>72011019
>>72011530
My name is Marius.
Could I be the anti-christ?
The Norwegian symbol of state is a golden lion on a red background, with a crown.
>>72011583
>>72011245
And I got so caught up in mail-in ballots... if you didn't register for Mail in, you will need to go to a polling place on June 7th. You just say your name (you may need a drivers license? Probably not thanks to the democrats) and they hand you a ballot and you go to the booth and fill it out. Make sure they give you the right ballot!
Even if you vote by mail, if you forget to send it it, you can turn it in IN PERSON at your polling place on election day.
For the record, vote by mail in California is NOT a provisional ballot! All vote by mail ballots are counted, no matter how they effect the results. Your ballot counts, whether you cast it in person or fill it out at home!
You can check your voting place online:
> http://www.sos.ca.gov/elections/polling-place/
why is the shady google doc link for delegates gone? everyone listed there and in my local paper who was said to support trump is not who trump lists on his website. who do i vote for?
t. pafag
inb4 cruzmissle
>>72011150
Who does this kid think he is?
Hi predictions are absolutely shit tier, then closer to the date he finally gives in, changes it to the obvious outcome close to the time,
>"I was right guys"
Trump-city polls higher and after a 5 state trick on Tuesday he's going to be rolling faster than ever. Unless this 'unholy alliance' really comes through, I don't know what he's basing these predictions on.
http://therightscoop.com/breaking-cruz-and-kasich-campaigns-now-officially-working-together-to-stop-trump/
>the rightscoop
>those comments
Is this cuckservative HQ? Those comments are unbelievable
>>72011786
The only things Cruz has killed are his campaign, and 8 people #Zodiac
>>72011826
Like the promise he made to his bride to stay faithful?
>>72011713
WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A WALL
A GREAT, BIG, BEAUTIFUL WALL
MEXICO, IS PAYING FOR THE WALL
Yo is it gay to marry my best friend? We both decided western women are not worth marriage but we want those tax benefits. Both completely hetero and we only act gay in front of family members and friends.
Honestly this "alliance" is fucking pathetic. Such sore losers. The American people will see right through those dirty tricks!
>>72011859
Who even started this retarded Zodiac meme? Its stupid.
>>72011811
>a slice of cheese has been deposited to your left sock
>>72009940
I just faped to this. It was a good hentai
>>72010263
He's a fucking weak cuck afraid of actual revolution.
>>72011834
No, Mabus and the lion have nothing to do with each other.
The Lion is part of the 4 beasts of Daniel.
>>72011858
They've lost it, they know how fucked they are.
Thank God the Lana Del Ray supporting Trump thing was just a joke, I was a millimeter away from deleting all her songs off my ipod lol
>>72011811
Do you even know what concern trolling is you fucking idiot? Jesus Christ. You must be a new hire because this was one of the dumbest and worst posts I've read all morning.
Please read my OC and stop being stupid, thanks.
Kasich will die before the convention, kek wills it
>>72011851
>>72011915
There is a resemblance but unfortunately Cruz is like 40 years too young to be the guy. 7/10 meme imo desu
>>72011851
http://www.hannity.com/articles/election-493995/pennsylvania-primary-delegate-guide-14631159/
>>72011851
https://assets.donaldjtrump.com/voter_info_pa_rev2.jpg
Trump made a list of the delegates that he wants you to vote for. He has insider info that gdoc fag didnt have.
>>72011915
>>72011986
Calm your tits.
>>72011980
>theres people unironically supporting Lyin' Ted
>>72011889
Not really desu senpai
however you are a cuck tbqh
>>72011915
The same people that are going to meme this man into presidency and there's nothing you influence teams can do about it
>>72011855
He basically goes on RCP and writes some "analysis"
>>72011713
>That minimap
>>72011990
>the GOP is putting in resources to shill their candidate to the <100 posters from all over the globe
>live in Philly
>wanted Trump to come to my university
>goes to a different one instead
>bernie coming to mine
At least it's not Hillary.
>>72011915
Ur mum
>>72012064
True Conservative + True Conservative = Stumping of the century
>>72011990
>>72011980
>>72012003
REMINDER THAT YOU CANNOT BRING THIS TO THE POLLING PLACE
AT LEAST COVER UP THE WORD "FOR TRUMP" AND ANY CAMPAIGN MOTTOS / LINKS
IT IS ILLEGAL TO CAMPAIGN NEAR A POLLING PLACE AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS SOME BUTTHURT CRUZERS WILL BE THROWING A FIT OVER EVERY LITTLE DETAIL, JUST DON'T RISK IT
BRING THE NAMES
CUT THE STUFF ON TOP AND BOTTOM
Also sucks to live in Pittsburgh, how the hell do they defend not letting voters have a choice?
>>72011980
I'm jennifer on there. Trying to fit in and gain acceptance before I start trolling.
lads, how many bongs til next rally?
>>72012003
That image is missing 2 delegates from district 12.
New Polls
CT
Trump 59
Kasich 25
Cruz 13
PA
Trump 55
Cruz 25
Kasich 22
RI
Trump 61
Kasich 23
Cruz 13
From PPP
>>72012188
I was banned 3 comments in.
I posted a poll and said cruz should just back out and support Trump
>>72011855
I've been telling Nate Silver to get fucked the whole time but yeah this is some serious damage control
>muh Trump at 15% ceiling
>sell your Trump stocks 18%
>uhh 22% is too high
>he'll never get above 30%
>35% is Trumps ceiling (this isn't funny any more)
>well he CAN'T go higher than 40%
>SERIOUSLY 45%?!?
>uhhh Trump is going to win
>SEE I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!
>*crying internally*
Fuck Nate Silver. Fuck 99% of the entire old guard political structure. Burn it down and don't let them out.
>>72012221
Brutal
>>72012094
You guys still havent made a decent funny Cruz meme tbqh
Fyi:calling him Rato and shooping his face onto the body of a rat doesnt constitute as funny..
>>72011086
>An open letter to the Drumpfers who are concern trolling here.
>You are all liars and are following a contemptible lying, godless candidate with a God complex who values the rights of perverts over common decency and is being used by the father of lies.
Here is what happens in the end to all liars and those who pervert God's word like Drumpf for their own selfish ambitions:
>Isaiah 5:20-21, 23-24 - "20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter. 21 Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight... 23 who acquit the guilty for a bribe, but deny justice to the innocent. 24 Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel."
>You may win a battle here and there, but our ultimate battle is in the spiritual realm and, eventually, we will win and you will lose.
>It does not matter how many polls you cite. You will lose.
>It does not matter how Drumpf does in the NE states. You will lose.
>Enjoy yourself while you can because while Drumpf is winning short-term battles, Cruz and his campaign will eventually win the war and there will be nothing you can do about it.
>Cruz is keeping his eye on the prize and so are we.
>Cruz 2016.
>>72012239
They're super paranoid its fucking great.
>>72011978
Ah, how disappointing.
Tax forms are due, so I could have had use for some unholy powers right now.
>>72012221
NO CEILING
fucking wow
>msnbc interviewing delegates
>openly says she will vote against her district
>will vote for cruz no matter what
>looks like a typical cunt
>>72012265
Do you think Ted would copulate with himself ?
Trump is absolutely delivering the schlong
Indiana is worrying though
>>72012266
>>72010863
I don't think the Book of Revelations is a suggestion, Anon. If the Bible says the Antichrist takes power, the Antichrist is gonna take power.
>>72011980
Christ, this is what it must feel like to be a Hillary supporter with berniebros nipping at your ankles
>>72009940
>Sleep
You are weak and the weak should fear the strong
>>72012221
>>72012323
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
>Summer 2015
>Reports saying something like 200,000-400,000 refugees entering Germany
>Look at individual city stats for daily refugee entrances
>Tell family it's going to hit 800,000+ by the end of the year
>Think I'm crazy
>Few months later the news starts reporting 800,000+
>Tell family there's likely going to be Islamic terrorist attacks in Europe pretending to be refugees to get in
>Knowing France is already having problems and the terrorists aren't dumb enough to shit where they sleep in Germany this early tell them it's probably going to be there
>Called racist and crazy
>France attacks less than a week later
>Family freaking out about how hardcore conservative Trump is
>Tell them he's actually pretty moderate and they'll see him shift towards the end of the primary process to win the election
>Called racist and crazy
>MFW they read the news today and asked how I always know what's going to happen before it happens
>>72012129
Applied Memetics works 24/7. You're either very naive/stupid/young or a shill on a proxy.
>>72012291
Trump's only ceiling is the White house
>>72012266
>>72012196
might be one or two more this week.
>>72012355
AND HE SETS IT DOWN
>>72012363
You're a paranoid idiot who thinks 4chan threads are serious business and probably visits infowars.
>>72012396
AND THEN
