Republicans have the most principled, eloquent, charismatic conservative since Reagan in the most winnable Presidential election in decades and instead they choose to nominate a meme "businessman" whose greatest accomplishment is bankrupting 4 businesses.
MFW
>>71972563
Nice post! my not paid Cruz supporter
>>71972563
Fuck off Applied Memetics, Cruz can't mathematically win he should drop out
He's literally a saint. And by saint I mean a rat
How is Cruz like a rat?
I agree. Cruz is the best candidate for the job.
>>71974945
I agree. Stormtards just hate him because he is hispanic. Cuban hispanics are bro-tier.
We should choose Cruz for the future of our country.
>>71974767
He lies and cheats and he desires to copulate with rats as long as they aren't Donald Trump.
>>71972563
>Republicans have the most principled, eloquent, charismatic conservative since Reagan
>literally everyone in DC hates him
http://foreignpolicy.com/2013/04/01/the-most-hated-man-in-the-senate/
http://www.aljazeera.com/blogs/americas/2016/02/ted-cruz-disliked-man-washington-dc-160202195734934.html
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/01/why-dc-hates-ted-cruz/426915/
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/12/why-everyone-in-congress-hates-ted-cruz.html
wew lad
>>71974945
I used to like Trump, but Cruz is beating Hillary in the polls and Trump is losing in a landslide. We will lose with Trump.
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>>71975160
Samefag. Ironic trolling or stupid.
>>71975141
Buzz words and ad hominems : the post.
>>71974945
His voting record is incredible. Stormtards should look it up. Trump has been a liberal for 60 years, we need Cruz, he's been a conservative for 45.
>>71972563
Once it comes out that he cheated on his wife with a prostitute, he's finished.
>>71975160
>but Cruz is beating Hillary in the polls
lol nope Kasich is the only one beating Clinton. Just head on over to real clear politics and see for yourself
>>71972563
NO ONE POSTED THIS YET!
>eloquent
I am
*pauses for 5 seconds*
The
*stares into camera*
only one
*eats cheese*
who has
*bribes delgates*
beat Donald
*lies for his own gain*
Trump
>>71975260
>His voting record is incredible.
>>71974945
His voting record on Breitbart is a 96%. He's the obvious choice.
>>71972563
>this stupid motherfucker actually thinks Cruz can compete against Hillary in the general
>>71975260
Actually, the portion about rat sex was a quote.
>>71975436
Fake. No sources. Fuck off.
>>71974945
dubs of truth
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>>71975440
>blatantly samefagging himself
>>71974945
Im just a realist, I used to be a Trump supporter but once ran from Kelly and Chicago it proved he doesn't have a chance against Hillary or Sanders,
Ted Cruz can and will win its tome to grow up and give up on Trump and support Cruz.
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>>71975160
I used to like him too. Disavowing the KKK was so easy. He sacrificed his chance in the general to win southern states.
>cruz
>charismatic
Lol nah
Most women think he's a creep
>>71974945
I agree
Trump gave up his podium and ran like a stupid bitch because a few peaceful protesters said mean things outside.
While when Cruz was faced with opposition he acted calm, collected and finished his speech
Starting to think /pol/ really is satire like my professor says.
>>71975369
>america finally has a chance to nominate a candidate who will make eating boogers great again
>they back the boring, normal, non-booger eating candidate
just end my life now
>>71972563
So how many successful businesses and sub businesses does Cruz run? How many jobs has he created compared to Trump
>>71974945
i concur, after i read this article by PJ MEDIA, i decided to make the tough decision of switching who i support.
we need cruz.
https://pjmedia.com/spengler/2015/11/24/daves-top-10-reasons-to-vote-for-ted-cruz/
>>71975436
hes about as flip flop as donald trump
truth is they're all a bunch of flip flop cucks
>>71976238
Trump: inherited 200 million dollars
Cruz: Self made multi-millionaire.
agree
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>>71972563
Kill yourself cuck. Just end it all ready.
>>71972563
His kids don't even know him. His whole life is a fucking sham.
This is a very silly thread.
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>>71974945
I agree. Trump's loss in Iowa shows he really is a "loser." I used to be a full blown Trump supporter, but his complete failure in Iowa has got me thinking. I've realized my beliefs are much more in line with the conservative values that Ted Cruz brings to the table. Don't snooze this election, vote Cruz 2016!
I was at five of his rallies and even donated $500 to his campaign but this made me realize that Bernie will win the nomination and eventually the Presidency.
Not shills, just people are that are smart enough to get off a sinking ship. Rubio is the way forward, get with it or get out of the way.
Trump is a loser who has to spend at least 5 hours a day complaining on Twitter. He let a Canadian and a fucking woman bully him out of the race. We need strong leadership in the White House and Trump isn't it.
>>71976370
They need to be banned from /pol/
we need a /pol/exit vote to decide if Leafs are removed from the league of nations.
>>71976389
>tfw Mathematically eliminaTED
>>71972563
if he were so great and capable of winning he'd have more votes
>>71972563
Are these just Trump supporters shilling to make other Trump supporters angrier? You guys have to stop doing this shit. We all already love Trump and hate Cruz. I don't want to see this faggot's face shitting up the board unless it's a dope meme.
>>71976677
They're Redditfags who are trying to dissuade /pol/ from voting for Trump, since they realized they can't convert Trumpers to Sanders supporters. There's a screenshot about it.
>>71976358
>Samefagging
>leaf trying this hard to be Australia
And you actually almost had me
>>71976624
Nah, he'll win on the second ballot because is an intelligent human who is destroying incompetent Don in acquiring delegates.
>>71976677
Nice shill post, Trump shill.
Also, that image is retarded. Where the fuck do you think George Washington came from?
>>71974945
plus 1
>>71976014
>a few peaceful protesters said mean things outside.
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>>71976488
go back to >>>/r/eddit, you fucking faggot.
>>71976845
>cruz
>human
>>71974945
FUCK YEAH! WE NEED TED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY PATRIOTIC AMERICANS VOTE TED. HE'S A NATIONALIST WHO WANTS WHAT IS BEST FOR THE COUNTRY. Trump only cares about himself and his kike billionaire buddies.
>>71976845
>Nah, he'll win on the second ballot because is an intelligent human who is destroying incompetent Don in acquiring delegates.
Pic related. What happened?
>>71976986
>He doesn't even bother to proxy.
>>71976986
noice meme, redditor.
Scared bernie's gonna lose?
>>71976488
Holy shit that was sad to read
>>71977024
He won't reach 1237 and most of the delegates will Choose Cruz.
>>71977076
I lie Ted
>>71974945
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>>71976845
If the polls are right trump will get 1270 delegates
Why am i arguing with a shill
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>>71977076
Bernie is going to lose, and you will have to pay for college now, draft dodger.
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>>71974945
I'm a staunch conservative so I voted Ted.
>>71977187
> I lie ted
seems legit
>>71977304
>voted
>canada
>>71977056
This applied mementics intern hasn't realized this board has id's yet.
>>71977187
>I lie Ted
I bet you do leaf. I bet you do.
>>71972563
>most principled
no
>eloquent, charismatic
yes on the former, sorta on the latter.
>conservative
neoconservative that panders more to evangelicals
>Republicans...choose to nominate a meme "businessman" whose greatest accomplishment is bankrupting 4 businesses.
I don't know what you mean by republicans, the grass roots support trump but the party elites favor anyone but trump. Businesses often go bankrupt, you liquidate and recapitalize poorfag.
>>71977187
hahahahahahahha
The fever Dream of a liberal leaf
You've opened my eyes,OP,now I am a #CruzMissile.
Go back to wherever you crawled out of.
>>71977304
How much are you being paid?
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>/thread
Are you sure you know how ID's work you fucking retarded shill?
>>71976358
Disagree.
Cruz is more like a giggilo who rides on the coattails of his mentally ill Wall St, mama. No doubt Trump is the alpha bread-winner in his marriages.
And aside from his nutty wife...the fact he Incorporated the Bush family intyo his campaign should turn anyone off, if you are voting against the status quo.
What Cruz has accomplished in swaying delegates, is within rules and legal...it does not make it clean or ethical. He is doing so against the majority of Republican voters, for a desired outcome for the establishment. It should be punished by landslide voting for Trump, especially for my fellow Hoosiers that will be going to vote in the upcoming weeks.
>tfw every Trumpfag ITT not bright enough to realize that the samefagging leaf is a Trumpfag shill himself, memeing as a paid shill for the implications
>they call him a Cruz shill instead, insult him and try to get into debates with him
Shitposting aside, as this election cycle continues, will we see a pivot on /pol/ away from Trump? Trump is done pandering to the right and he's making his own pivot to the center and left. How long before a) he makes a gaffe that pisses off /pol/ and b) pols contrarian nature kicks in as Trump becomes mainstream?
>63 posts
>not one poster other than me concerned about the fact that when Cruz is eliminated booger eating will stay thought of as a disgusting hobby instead of a glorious conservative tradition.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? We finally get a candidate who represents us booger eaters and we just cast him out to the sharks? We need to get behind this man, faults and all. I want to be able to eat boogers in public without people getting triggered like I just killed their dog.
>>71975159
Gee whiz I wonder if that's why
>>71974945
agreed. any intelligent person will vote for ted.
Why is it always the Canadians who want cruz?
Do they want America to become as shitty as Canada? Do they get off on a Canadian becoming POTUS?
>>71978529
Being intelligent and conserving your bodily fluids are one and the same. If Cruz can make it to office we will finally be able to pick and lick in public, instead of in hiding. And that's why I'm a #snotsnacker for cruz
>>71972563
Mathematically EliminaTED
>Principled
>Teaming up with John Kasich
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>>71978529
Shhhh he doesn't know about ID's
>>71972563
>since Reagan
Massive tax cuts doubling the debt and ballooning the military, why do people do out of their way to suck his nuts?
>>71972563
I would beg to differ
Trump's greatest achievement is turning 1 million into billions
>>71977689
>Hoosiers
I really wish your state would just go away, i hate everything about that place.
>>71972563
Cruz is the best candidate.
Trump supporters are literally all NEET's that need a fringe candidate to justify their wage-cucked lives. Someone who will scape-goat their problems in the form of other races (muslims, spics) to get them riled up.
He literally has no platform other than saying ridiculous shit and thinking international trade deals happen like he's sitting on his chair in the Apprentice.
>>71979936
>tax cuts
>doubling the debt
Nice meme
His military spending increased the debt
>>71975159
>being hated in by professional DC operatives
>a negative
>>71978529
You dumb motherfucking autist cuck. You do realize everyone can see you posting 17 replies to yourself. Stop trying to pretend like there are actually other Cruz supporters here other than youself.
>>71980667
Pretty sure that's the joke dude..
>>71980413
Cruz supporter here, I was unsure of what candidate to support until that fateful debate when Cruz showed to me that he was a fellow booger eater. Don't worry anon, we're out here, most of us just aren't ready to fully come out about it yet. I'll eat one a gooey one for you anon, stay strong.
>>71980542
This never ceases to amaze me. First guy to come along that actually doesn't play along with Washington's rigged game on every fucking thing, or even on most fucking things, and Trumpshills come along to try and poison the well on him.
>>71980098
Nobody asked you faggot. My home state is superior to many, if not most in the US.
How IN became even became relevant in any presidential nomination race is uncommon, but because it is, the state better not botch it, like they did in 2008 by electing Obama.
>>71980542
Reminder that Obama was an incredibly ineffective president in part because he couldn't get along with Congress. A Cruz win would be even worse and ensure democrats control the legislative and executive branches for a long, long time.
>>71980542
>le I didn't read any of the articles face
>Le I will conveniently call them "DC operatives" although biggest establishment types Neil Bush, Jeb Bush, and Romney all support Ted Cruz
>>71972563
>principled, eloquent, charismatic
who are you talking about?
Yup this sounds like something Ronald would do.
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>>71982124
>Obama was an incredibly ineffective president in part because he couldn't get along with Congress
>Obama
>ineffective
I bet you even believe that.
You do know Trump went for the presidency in 2000, he didn't do much, but he's always had his eyes in politics, so i hate how they think he woke up last year an just said I'm running for president
>most principled, eloquent, charismatic conservative since Reagan
(you)
Booger boy? kek
>>71982124
No, Obama was 'ineffective' because his policy decisions have been shit.
He actually got a ton of the legislation he wanted because of a complicit Congress.
>>71972563
also
>principled, eloquent, charismatic conservative since Reagan
yes, selling cocaine and missiles in order to fund paramilitaries despite congressional objections, truly a man of principle :^)
>>71972563
>thinking Reagan will sway people in 2016
He is a dead old man,and not a god
>>71982196
Perhaps Ronny would, because it's "Wow it's fucking nothing" that got played up to the hilt be a guy who had to explain away his Iowa loss, vetted by a media who can't stand Cruz and would want the Republicans to go with Trump, their worst candidate.
>>71972563
>charismatic
Is this b8? Rato is one of the most uncharismatic politicians in American history. He has the charisma of a rotting corpse. And the looks, too.
>>71982196
Look at all that wasted postage
Why put that many stamps on junk mail?
>>71982161
They support him because they're desperate. They rightly see Trump as a nightmare for the party.
The guy who joked about killing Cruz even finally broke down and decided to support him.
>>71972563
>Be a several times more rich than Cruz could ever hope to be
>Greatest accomplishment is bankrupting 4 businesses
Nice meme my friend
>>71976350
>hes about as flip flop as donald trump
>>71972563
Honestly OP its something the Republicans tried to avoid recognizing but the party has a lot of idiots in it. More than we all thought.
Can confirm that Cruz is the most intelligent specimen our species has ever produced and merely uses christian fundamentalism as one of many tools to further his technocratic transhumanist agenda.
>>71982300
>You do know Trump went for the presidency in 2000, he didn't do much, but he's always had his eyes in politics, so i hate how they think he woke up last year an just said I'm running for president
Indeed. I've seen Trumpfags post vids of Trump taking questions as to his presidential aspiration going back to 1980 as their way of trying to impress upon people his "consistency" on issues (though the statements he issued were the most generic fluff one might expect of someone only flirting with the idea of running). It never did occur to them (even after I kindly pointed it out) that what their vids did imply was that Trump had been weighing his options and positioning himself to be president for 35 fucking years, almost the entire time as a NY centrist-liberal.
But he's not a politician, you see.
>>71980542
He's hated because he's a cunt.
HOLY FUCK ULTRA GIGA GOP HAS APPEARED
ITS TRYING TO STEAL DONS DELEGATES!
ONLY QUADS CAN KILL IT
>>71975160
>we
No YOU lost when your shithole country elected dudeweedlmao
>>71983360
35 years and he still can't eloquently talk on policy. Fuck.
>>71983410
I don't want a nice guy to represent me in Congress.
He's done a good job representing Texas values, which is why we support him.
>>71983360
>centrist-liberal
A centrist-liberal of the 80s is like a libertarian paleo-con of 2016
>>71983588
He's a billionaire.
He doesn't have to know policy or even political theory.
Even his old interviews are cringe worthy to anybody but teenagers.
>>71972563
>Reagan
>principled
top kuk
>>71983653
I lived through the 80s.
And you are wrong.
>>71983793
comparability speaking..... the Overton window has been moved brother.
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>>71978529
You my friend, are either dumb as rocks or a comedy god, because I literally cannot stop laughing
>>71983588
It's half out-of-his-political-comfort-zone act and half simple unpreparedness. I'm sure he's got some idea on policy, but that what he'd do he can't sell to the segment of irate anti-establishment voters he jumped into the race to capitalize on.
>>71983360
>But he's not a politician, you see.
Do you have trouble understanding basic concepts?Well you are brain dead ratshill so probably.
No Trump toying with the idea of being president in interviews does not make him a politician.
>trying to impress upon people his "consistency" on issues
No one is trying to impress you losers.I don't know if you've noticed but you shills are pathetically low in number.
There is so much tempting bait on this thread, but I'm not a Cruztard rat so I'll refrain and go back to shitposting the future greatest president ever into office.
>>71972563
You know which Republican Cruz reminds me of?
Richard Nixon.
>>71985169
>Trump toying with the idea of being president in interviews does not make him a politician.
No, it's just his cadre of long-time political advisors and his bid to win the Reform Party's nomination in 2000 that determined that, such info being relevant to the referenced post.
>it's not necessary for a shill to bother looking at the details of the ongoing conversation when there's shilling to be done
>I don't know if you've noticed but you shills are pathetically low in number.
And here I thought /pol/ was awash in fake anti-Trump posters from the Hillary campaign sent in fresh from reddit.
You forgot your shill talking point for a moment.
>>71985750
The Constitutionalist reminds you of the guy who normalized relations with the Chi-coms?
What criteria are you using here....
>>71974945
a fucking LEAF
>applied memetics bot thread
>bot samefags itself hard
>cruz actually thinks anyone would beleive this obvious faggotry
>>71972563
eeew
gross
i wouldnt vote for him
>>71986640
>No, it's just his cadre of long-time political advisors and his bid to win the Reform Party's nomination in 2000 that determined that, such info being relevant to the referenced post
Hey retard, we both know you are retarded but its dead obvious to even retards that Trump doesn't have many political advisors.And he doesn't even listen much to the one he has.
In fact till awhile ago the number 1 rule of his campaign was "let Trump be Trump"
>it's not necessary for a shill to bother looking at the details of the ongoing conversation when there's shilling to be done
Yes we both know you are a shill.
>And here I thought /pol/ was awash in fake anti-Trump posters from the Hillary campaign sent in fresh from reddit
I don't really care who's shill you actually are.Makes no difference.Like the constant Bernie shilling we had yours is also dead.Actually its even more pathetic than the cuck's.
But the bottom line is that you are looking to bait and I'm looking to shit on retards.Its a win win.And you gotta be thanking me by sucking much dick.
>>71986729
Cruz is a man who will solidify his own personal power at the cost of everything else, his party included. That's very Nixonian of him.
God help the GOP if he's made into the candidate, because his political instincts are great for inter-party maneuvers but absolute shit for actually winning an election on votes. Texas should have been a glaring warning sign on that.
