Foreign fags if you're interested read this > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbian_parliamentary_election,_2016
LATEST UPDATE:
53,1% people voted out of 6,739,441 total
Preliminary results @ 20.31
To sto se javljam odavde, tvista pedeset metava ispod vazine Tevazija, svedoči da je ugvožen ne samo moj fizički integvitet, nego i vasceli svpski navod!
Govovili su mi da sam kveten, gađali su me joguvtom i sapunom, kao da se ne pevem i da zaudavam...
A ja im povučujem; možete da me nevvivate, možete da me živcivate... Sve je to vezultat belosvetske, amevičko-bevlinsko-vatikasnke uljuduvme koja nastoji da svpski navod uguva pved svvšen čin!
Pvozivali su me i nazivali vaznim pogvdim imenima kao; vojvodo pedevu, pa onda, Cvvena vojvodkinjo, kava te Đovđe, tvoj vektum je naša obećana zemlja, tako su uvlali... Vetvibutno im povučujem da svpski navod ima isovijska pvava na: Belu Palanku (Island), Južnu Palanku (Antavtika), sevevno move (Avtik) i vekovnu pvadedovinu, SAO Paolo koji je glavni gvad Velike Svbije.
Bvaćo, nemojte se obazivati na Opevaciju Oluja, koja je divigivana od stvane amevike i gde je u 74 časa vazjebana SAO Kvajna, nego se okvenite osvajanju vekovnih svpskih svemivskih prostvanstava!
Sledeći pvojekat je Mavs koji pvestavlja vekovni svpski planet na kojem je pvedviđena Mavs-Svbija bez tvaktova Zetova i sličnih Hvvatskih šacovanja. Planivamo kolonizovati i Satuvn čiji pvstenovi govove o istoviji svpskog navoda u svemivu.
Svpski navod je pokvenuo u južnoj amevici i Cpcki kavtel sa kojim pvodajom dvoge želi pomoći Kapetanu Dvaganu kupnjom pilula pvotiv tvudoće jev hvvatska policija planiva valikalno i bvutalno pokušati od njega da napvavi tvudnu ženu.
>>71933112
are those trannyS?
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>>71933201
http://www.b92.net/info/vesti/index.php?yyyy=2016&mm=04&dd=24&nav_category=11&nav_id=1123743
>>71933112
Based Čanak.
>>71933112
FUCK THAT SEPARATIST PIG
I'M TRIGGERED
>>71933195
ovo bre
samo radule familijo
>>71933201
i just read on b92 that first results will be on 20:31
Why don't you unite with Republika Srpska?
BAJA MALI KNINDZA 4 PM
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Jel su na /pol/ ukinuli zastave ili to samo ja imam problema
http://www.kurir.rs/vesti/politika/uzivo-blog-izborna-noc-ubedjiva-pobeda-dss-dveri-u-cikagu-trijumf-radulovica-u-londonu-clanak-2237171
Diaspora results:
Dosta je bilo won in London
DSS/Dveri won in Chicago
Diaspora should not be allowed to vote. They are so fucking detached from the reality here.
>>71933324
because NATO
>>71933112
http://www.b92.net/info/vesti/index.php?yyyy=2016&mm=04&dd=24&nav_category=11&nav_id=1123958
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>>71933344
(you)
>>71933374
MEMES HAVE ALREADY BEGUN
>>71933324
If we try, we might trigger another war. I'll leave them inside BiH, they already have a very strong autonomy.
>>71933195
>>71933249
>Pic related
>>71933329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDNXve2vd4Q
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>>71933195
radule radule radule radule radule radule
>>71933344
Samo na fonu, na kompu su zastave prisutne.
>>71933324
Merkel will bomb us :(
meme politicians are the best tbqh
>>71933344
samo ti
someone give a me a tl:dr about your candidates and parties
>>71933374
OH SHIT NIGGA HERE WE GO
>>71933385
He is getting so many votes because his cronies have bought up media, and because he has resources to be in a permanent campaign, and appear before peasants opening new roads and shit like that.
He is kinda pushing a pro-EU, pro-regional reconciliation stance, but still acts like he's a hard-ass and super proud. It's middle of the road populist bullshit. You honestly can't tell whether his policies are globalist or not. Some are and some aren't.
Also, I think you're thinking about this with refugees in mind. Don't. They are a non-issue. They don't want to stay here, no one cares about them, there are no significant pro-refugee or anti-refugee sentiments.
>>71933374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
>>71933611
its all ogre
>>71933588
мoј цpњa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8y5yFwkv2Y
>>71933195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kLYjMsfI9Q
ANY LINKS TO DIRECT RESULTS?
Don't want to hear any more of that baby Russian Serbian gibberish. Just wanna see the numbers
They just said on N1 that Vucic passed through SNS hq really fast and went for his office, he looked concerned.
>>71933719
results soon nigga chill
>>71933719
https://www.reddit.com/live/wszkqpvjg6ug
will be out in 20:30
>>71933719
sorry, we're not that developed
>>71933719
>baby russian serbian gibberish
rude as fuck you bohemian cunt
post serbian girls
>>71933719
sorry senpai our news sites are all crap. Just follow this thread
>>71933840
>we wuz germans and sheeeitt
>>71933719
12 more minutes of shitflinging before results senpai
Is there a rightwing pro capitalism candidate? If yes how are his chances to win?
>>71933923
>post serbian girls
>>71934002
Ewwwww
>>71933967
also pls post some serbian cuties. I miss my time in Belgrade.
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>>71934082
Would you fug our current (hopefully not for long) PM's daughter ? :^)
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ayy lmao this guy endorsed Trump
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vojislav_%C5%A0e%C5%A1elj
lol
http://www.b92.net/info/vesti/index.php?yyyy=2016&mm=04&dd=24&nav_category=11&nav_id=1123958
onoj srbin je pogodio
>>71934147
These are superior women inshallah
>>71934218
myspace/sexyskorpija
>>71933360
Why? That's pretty fair voting opinion. The further you are, the more patriotic you'd feel, and Radulovic is surely better than other pro-eu candidates
>>71934278
Naravno da jesam, to je rekao jos jutros. Svako ko je dobro pratio njegove izjave je mogao to da zakljuci.
>>71934345
Because I don't want some homesick faggots voting for idiotic populists just because they hit their buttons
Isn't Vucic actually good
>>71934342
sta je ovo, jel ima uopste 18.
>>71933374
>>71933464
>>71933622
>>71933663
>if Vucic says NO to EU and goes pro Russia
That's not news, don't hype about bullshit
>>71934483
uzrast je samo broj bajo moj
>>71934430
*push all the right buttons. It's not a significant part of the vote however.
>>71934483
naravno da nema. ipak je ovo /pol/
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>>71934034
Sve neke nikakve prate izbore na twitter-u
>>71933112
>6,739,441 total
FYI, out of 6739441, more than million and a half are diaspora
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>>71934525
ok onda sledece pitanje, jel ima nudes?
>>71934218
Yeah of course, after the sex I would punch the PM in the face because he looks like an asshole
>>71933329
Your greentext.
>>71932366
They don't speak much about war, some had/have PTSD.
>One of those distant relatives was a volunteer who went to Croatia and barely saw any fighting since he was very young, they mostly secured the refugees.
>The other was a Bosnian Serb, I've only seen him a few times in my life, he is one of the nicest guys I've ever met, he's seen some serious shit, saved some kids of some Bosnian commander they managed to capture, the Serbs had a major leverage and wanted to exchange them for their own soldiers and civilians, the Bosnian guy refused the trade since he thought they were already dead, cousin released them, other went butt-mad and wanted to kill him but the Bosnian guy was alright and when he had his kids brought to him, he released all of the Serbian soldiers and civilians in exchange for a couple of some Saudi mujahedin.
>The uncle who fought in Kosovo War only said that the police (he was a police officer) helicopter dumped them in some border village (Albanian border) that was 100% Albanian, they run out of provisions and lost radio contact, had to bust a shop's window to get food since the Albanians didn't want to sell them any and there was no backup. They were pulled out from their outpost just a few days before it was attacked by UCK, NATO and Albanian army.
>The cousin who died during the NATO Bombing was drafted into military service, he just came back to barracks from his days off when the barracks were bombed.
Post yfw Serbian Trump wins the election by making a coalition with current ruling party
>>71934646
pitaj vucica
>>71934646
nismo jos dosli dotle
>>71934721
just.jpg
>>71934721
>implying that wasn't the plan all along
>implying that vucic wasn't just warming his seat
>implying we won't take the balkans by the storm soon
You fucks are sooo gullible
who do we want to win
>>71934218
Wait, isn't she like, underage?
>>71933360
Nema gorih ljudi na svetu od srpske dijaspore, osim mozda albanske dijaspore, racunajuci i onu na Kosmetu.
>>71934833
Soon
>>71934730
aa tek sad kontam da je to vuciceva cerka. nisam mislio da je takva kurvestina
>>71934866
we just want Vučić to lose
>>71934912
The nation of heaven will spread its wings soon
Inshallah
>>71934833
Ljudi ce to shvatiti nakon jos 8 godina.
Gotovo je jebiga.
>Ruling party expected to win by 40%
yawn, on to the next election
>>71934872
Age of consent is 14 here
>>71934833
>take the balkans by the storm
poor choice of words
>>71935011
Bio je dobar ruse
Svaka im cast
>>71934953
Jeл бpe, кaд ћe cмaкнyћe Ђyкaнoвићa cивoг тићa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqWHxGR2-Sc
>>71934701
Interesting as hell desu. A guy who was in my old high school years ago , his dad was a Chetnik and he buried his rifle in the backyard of their old home in Croatia.
može li netko tldr kakvo je stanje i ukratko o vodećim?
wow, can't believe Cedomir Jovanovic is the PM now
It's 20:34 where are the results ffs?
>>71935175
nema jos rezultata
>>71935069
Same here.
Just thought she looked a bit younger.
Vucic will have an easy win.
On next elections, we'll be choosing between NATO+EU and neutrality+EU parties and whether or not Vojvodina and Sandzak will remain part of Serbian federation or joining EU independently like Kosovo already has and is vetofucking us.
>>71935205
It's late obviously. What are we fucking Switzerland? Chill.
>>71935175
za pola sata
NATO should bomb Serbia again desu senpai
>>71935135
ne znam jebote
>>71935341
Ustaše please fuck off
>>71935341
I agree
>>71935341
no need, we're destroying ourselves just fine
>>71935341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8-1Xu-Q3w4
>yfw Дyчић was right
>>71935401
Ima da te pitam to isto u svakom threadu dok se ne desi, шчyo? I Vizant ima da mi napamet naucis
>>71933172
>SAO paolo
i spilled milk all over my computer
>>71935341
najbolji stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0A_gZPMUFE
>>71935500
Why is the guy singing drunk as fuck?
>>71935665
Because he is a Montenigger, our drunk mountain bros, Estonia-kun
>>71935665
serbs are drunk 25/8
>>71935606
>nema goreg Srbina od Hrvata
>>71935500
vizant can't sing
>>71935577
A ja sto cu, ali sa kime cu ?
Malo rukah, malena i snaga,
jedna slamka vedju vihorove,
sirak tuzni bez nigdje nikoga...
Moje pleme snom mrtvijem spava,
suza moja nema roditelja,
nada mnom je nebo zatvoreno,
ne prima mi ni placa ni molitve;
u ad mi se svijet pretvorio,
a svi ljudi pakleni duhovi.
>>71934833
This
>>71935341
>Serbia couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Croatia in a week
TOP KEK CROATIAN PIG SHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Serbs are ITCHING for a war with Croatia. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Croatian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and river flotilla is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the gypsies and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Croatian pig shit they see. When Serbia's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>>71933611
1. SNS coalition - ruling Progressive party, Vucic, pro-eu/mmf/nato populist dictator, idiot that sold our whole country, sucks Merkel's clit
>probably will win
2. Mixed list - yet another democrats that are pretty much the same as 1., eu puppets
>won't reach census
3. Socialist party - been in the pairlament forever, pretty much low-energy spewing usual socialist promises
>will go over census
4. Radical party - Seselj an intelligent but edgy guy, anti-eu/mmf/nato, pro russia, pro Great Serbia, would probably lead to a war if elected
>will go over census and if they win, shit will hit the fan
5. Dveri - highly patriotic, not so extreme views but similar as 4., but their leader is an arrogant piece of shit
>will probably go over census
6. Hungarians
7. Democrats+Liberals coalition - burnt out politicians that were everywhere in the last 20 years, shitty ideologies
8. and 9. Muslims
10. Vow party (kek) - Chick on pic related that's extremly patriotic and has some pretty unique goals, but they're new
>would be somewhere around census
17 i think. "It's enough" list - a guy that Serbian /pol/ loves the most for some reason (besides the meme Seselj), pro eu, but not a eu fanatic
And literally 10 other parties (including 2 Russian parties and some agriculture people) that Vucic himself made into existance to take some votes against his patriotic opposition
OK in the meantime while the people who are supposed to count the votes are drinkink Rakia, could anyone do a write-up on the parties running? Wikipedia is extremely broad and confusing.
>>71935951
Fuggggggggg
>>71935777
>izgubili rat od hrvata
>hrvati su zapravo srbi
srbi su izgubili sve ratove u povijesti. pa čak i od srba.
GREAT SUCCESS !!!
R-Radulovic didn't make it lads
these elections dont matter, why do i have to look at the asiatic serbshit language when im on /pol/. MODS
guys, tell me who gonna win? will you become EU and NATO?
>>71935922
joj ljudi ženio bih Milicu i pravio joj mnogo srpčadi
>>71936024
radule ga ispusio opet
jbg njegove meme nisu bile dovoljno jake
>>71936049
SNS, probably.
>>71935951
how tall?
Serb pride
worldwide
>>71936049
Either way, some chetnik will win, serbs will go to war (again) and will lose (again)
>>71936049
It will stay the same. So probably both.
>>71936024
odakle ti ta informacija
>>71936049
SNS but maybe they won't get absolute majority
>will you become EU and NATO?
No
>>71936170
MANLET ALERT
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>>71936098
ČEDABORISČANAK got in but Radule didn't...fuck baka
>>71935951
B E O G R A D
Is the "far right" winning?
>>71935965
http://www.balkaninsight.com/en/page/serbia-elections-2016
This and wikipedia is where I got my info this morning. Radulovic and Sandra sounded nice, dunno what serbs feel about them or if the articles are biased.
>>71936024
tek je obradjeno 3%
>>71936181
Serbian people are constantly crazed about stealing land in Europe which leads them to never shut up about the Yugoslav war. Scientific research clearly show that serbs are sexually aroused by war and death. They possess a disorder all Serbs have which is their sexual desire towards the now dead Slobodan Milosevic & his anti-Bosnian speeches; to find them they use the internets videos featured on YouTube (which they wank off to every night) since they have a strong interest in necrophilia.
prvi nezvanicni rezultati
>>71936188
Blic stream
SNS 56,2%
SPS 10,10%
SRS 7
DS 5,7
DVERI DSS 4.4
>>71936331
what's wrong with being sexually aroused by war?
VUCIC 55.8 %
VUCIC 55.8 %
VUCIC 55.8 %
VUCIC 55.8 %
VUCIC 55.8 %
Well, fug. It seems like pussylips is back again. We're fucked lads.
What are the parties in Serbia and who's likely to win?
>>71936433
KEKED
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>>71936433
Preliminarni rezultati preuzeti iz staba SNS-a
I-it's just first unofficial results faggots
stop it
ITS OVER BOYS TIME TO END IT
>>71936244
what?
>>71936460
The Serbian rite of passage usually occurs at the age of 19, and is defined as the first time that a Serbian can go to the toilet without covering themselves in shit. Any Serbian who manages this earlier parades this fact around, and is often an icebreaker at fancy parties. Indeed, the Ottomans humored themselves by finding the youngest person to achieve this, a tradition that is still ongoing. Today, the competition (through the aid of mechanical devices and genetics) has revealed the youngest person to be 14 years old. Following the tradition, each new record breaker is crowned King of the Serbians, the latest title holder is Tomislav Nikolic
Which party – prorussian or proeuropean – gonna win?
>>71936331
Just as you autistic fuckers are sexually aroused by performing highly autistic and cringe-worthy things and posts, there is always at least 2 of you in every Serbian thread, either flamebaiting "LOL i was just pretending to be retarded" style, or entering 1000 words long-ass autistic walls of text debates about any minor subject or event.
Hrvoje's gonna Hrvoje I guess
This nation is fucking pathetic.
>>71936547
ARE WE WINNING?
>>71936433
Sourcio?
>>71936585
antiserbian
Tek su obradili 6% listica momci.
>>71936576
2/10
>>71936585
pro eu won 56%
>>71933195
Radule ga popusio
>>71936627
HAHAHA they voted pro rapefugee party
>>71936585
Pro-EU
>>71936665
FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY
>>71936655
I tvoja keva meni tek 6% glavica, koja koincidencija LOL
W-w-w-we lost boys.
>>71936655
Ma daj, kao da vec ne znamo ko ce da pobedi. Jebes sve ovo. U kurac.
>>71936712
Ko ga jebe, to ti je Vucicev igrac, on ti je tu da bi drpao glasove Demokratama.
>>71936770
I fucking love that series
>>71936460
If you see, or happen to run across a modern day Serbian, you will notice how incredibly good looking they are (except for the men - for more information, see Neanderthal).
during the war: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMoleWA4ko8
after the war: pic related
what happened lel
>>71936777
sada u štabu DJB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQSXZf8VVPE
>>71935922
How did your country go so cucked for voting for some pro-EU party?
>Vucic wants to send this to the West
How do we stop him?
>>71936858
Hague GMO cuisine
>>71936893
probably by entire europe telling em they're the devil in the war all the time after the 90s and bosnians never shutting up about muh srebrenica alleged 8000 casualties and treating it like the holocaust тbh
>>71936816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY9b6jgbNyc
eyy where da serb womynz at yo
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>>71934575
Ovo je bila drzava majku mu jebem, kako sam samo bio ponosan tada dok smo jebali kevu hrvatima, muslimanima i siptarima
>>71936893
>How did your country go so cucked
1945
>>71936858
in anticipation of a greater serbia he became greater himself
literally turned into a balloon lel
>>71933112
Good luck, Serbia!
Disappointing
I thought SRS could get 15-20%
>>71936858
pfffff what a fat pig!
>>71936979
is this "slav guilt"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
>>71937005
That pic was my second choice lel
>>71937030
>20% muslim
opinion discarded
>>71937091
no, it's selling yourself for 20 euros and a sandwich
>>71937138
kill me now
Will Serbia become great again or are you going to vote in Merkel lovers?
>Vučić wants to send this to the West
How do we stop him?
9% RESULTS ARE IN
THESE ARE PAIRLAMENT SEATS PROJECTIONS
>SNS - light blue
>Socialists - red
>Radicals - blue
>Democrats - yellow
>Dveri - black
ENJOY 4 ADDITIONAL YEARS OF DICTATURE AND EU CUcKING GUISE
>>71936893
stupid and corrupt people combined with propaganda brainwashing gets you there.
>tfw 7%
>>71934021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko
>>71937238
Seems like we're going to open our borders to the rapefugees ...
>>71937238
They're already building apartments for refugees in the neighborhood next to mine, senpai. We're doomed.
kelly rippa gets 20 million a year. I mean how do they expect her to live.
How good is Serbia's military?
>>71937291
thats romanian m8
>>71937238
rapefugee lovers won in a landslide
hehe svima vam se popisao Vucko po ustima
>>71937238
We will be deepthroating that sweet EU cock for a long time m8
AJMO RADULE
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>>71937333
knives and rakija
SO YOU VOTED FOR AN PRO-EUROPEAN PARYY
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>>71937273
Source?
>>71937410
link?
>>71937299
>>71937322
Why? D:
I thought Eastern Europe was based? Or is that only Poland, Hungary and Bulgaria?
I also had a Serbian friend once who complained to me about Kosovo being stolen from Serbia, I thought that means you wouldn't want more invaders.
>>71937273
Still better than radical dictatorship and sucking Russian cock.
Fun fact: Russians raped Yugoslav women as much as German ones.
>>71937456
b92.net
>>71937419
Just about enough :^)
>>71937430
Get in, destroy the enemy from within
>>71937273
FUCK YOUR MOTHER BASTARD
>>71937333
Greece has the strongest army in the Balkans, then Serbia and Bulgaria
>>71937291
This Romanian gyppo is the king.
Kakva je situacija?
>>71937410
Koji je to sajt?
>>71937430
CRASHING THIS UNION
>>71937430
CRASHING THIS STATE
>>71933190
no that's how a lot of serbian women dress, lots of makeup. Also they're unusually tall compared to other country's women
>Dosta je bilo – Saša Radulović
2.50%
Dosta je bilo – Saša Radulović
2.50%
>Dosta je bilo – Saša Radulović
2.50%
Dosta je bilo – Saša Radulović
2.50%
>>71937523
>serbs will get gibs me dats benefits
>brexit in may
wew lad
>>71937448
National TV (CeSID statistics)
>>71937273
Let the fireworks begin!
>>71937672
you're also in the eu retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqso_4OCcMk
>tfw nobody wants to #MakeSerbiaGreatAgain
WAKE ME UP PHAM
>>71937333
>military
We don't have it any more. Compulsory military service was repealed some time ago.
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>>71937523
balkans crashed 3 empires, just wait until we all get into EU and crash it as well
>>71937802
>serbs
>civilized
>>71937802
>mfw my dad was there
>177 od 250 mandata
This is fucking sad.
Rastemo! djb 4,7% na osnovu 11 % uzorka. I dveri preko cenzusa
>>71933112
MAGA
RADULE IS AT 4.4 PERCENT BOYS THERE IS HOPE
>>71937802
dobro su ih crnogorci jebali
>2.7%
2.7%
AJMO RADULE
RADULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71937483
even if we're cucked by the same pace from both of the sides, i'd rather choose Russian cucking because at least my country won't fall apart into more pieces
>18% results
we're doomed
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>>71938041
dajte link na ovo
>>71937935
based dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRP6n5TfCrc
>>71938041
>zelena stranka 0.00%
kada ce se ovi veganski kekovi ubiti
>Ivica Dačić – SPS, JS - Dragan Marković Palma - 14.40%
>>71938029
>crnogorci
JNA i četnici.
bila je to zadnja posjeta srbadije na hrvatskom moru. sada se kupajte u adi ciganliji.
>>71937935
I wonder why
>>71937430
>implying an election in the balkans is not rigged
>>71937992
If only :(
