Why does /pol/ hate Zerohedge?
who
>>71920633
Who is THAT
>>71920633
Reddit cant handle it, Reddit runs half /pol/ these days.
>>71920633
Eternal teasers with their "its happening" articles.
>>71920773
>>71920708
Its kinda like that hacker 4chan, except this guy is more financial news oriented.
>>71920633
What a waste of watermelon
>>71920897
Hello Jamal
>>71920869
I mean the girl, I want to die between those legs
>>71920633
ECONOMIC COLLAPSE IN FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!
(please buy gold from my sponsors, i have a family to feed)
>>71920633
I don't hate it. It's on my RSS list. You just have to take everything Durden says with a grain of salt, just like all media outlets.
>>71920633
literally first time I've heard anyone bring it up on /pol/ (or 4chan), ever. I think it's great, I read it at work to get my Happening fix throughout the week.
>>71921147
I think you have them confused for something else.
>>71920633
>ywn have her crush your back while you fuck her
>>71920897
Niggers in rooland?
>>71920897
>>71920633
>>71920708
>>71920773
>>71920897
>>71921147
Yeah, and if you'd bought some gold the first time you'd heard that, it would be worth about 800% or so profit and a hell of a lot more the longer you hold onto it. It's actually a smart investment as opposed to everything YOU invest in.
Because the economy IS collapsing.
Retard.
http://usawatchdog.com/comex-default-is-coming-soon-bill-holter/
http://kingworldnews.com/andrew-maguire-china-russia-set-to-dominate-as-western-control-of-the-gold-market-collapses/
http://allnewspipeline.com/Holter_End_Days_Of_Current_System.php
http://wolfstreet.com/2016/04/17/china-ocean-freight-index-collapses-to-record-low/
http://allnewspipeline.com/Americans_Selling_Souls_To_FED_For_75_Bucks.php
>>71921471
Shes perfect for my amazon fetish
>>71920633
Zerohedge fell for the same trap they accuse economists of making - believing that it is possible to actually predict the market.
When analyzing individual pieces of data they're pretty good, but when trying to synthesize that into a broader picture they fail because it's not actually possible to do that. The economy is way more complex than a few indexes can ever properly express.
If hedge fund managers cant do it, if central bank planners can't do it, if professors of economics can't do it, then why the fuck do they think it can even be done?
>>71920633
It's a decent site with some good information. Just ignore the blatant gold shilling, russia counterpropaganda and doomporn articles.
>>71921609
>It's actually a smart investment
Unless you have actual possession of the gold it's just a piece of paper claiming ownership of someone's leveraged gold holding.
If gold was going up by 800% then fucking gold mining and heavy equipment stocks would be a better investment.
Please use me, please
>>71921698
Zerohedge is a site where people can pay to have their articles published or linked.
The reason these kinds of sites have shitty information is because the people publishing their articles want you to take the opposite side of their trade.
If you weren't a retard, you'd know that already.
>>71920633
Chicken littles
>>71920633
I read Zh 3-4 times a week. Quite like Globalresearch too, /pol/ awakened me to the fact any MSM media outlet is run by big nosed kikes and their shill bitches
>>71922421
Hi Goldman
ZH, and the people that post in the comments have been consistently wrong about what to do with your money.
They have been "buy gold", "its all ogre", etc. I think since their inception.
BUT, if you don't mindlessly read the site trying to find an instruction manual for your $, and instead use it as a source for unconventional ideas (just like 4chan), it is fucking amazing (just like 4chan).
They are literally years ahead of mainstream media in their reporting. They are years ahead of most policy makers too. It's not that they are wrong with the collapse meme, it is just that they are many years or decades early. You can't be too early in investing.
Anyway /pol/ sometimes shits on them because it is fun. duh.
>>71921373
Hey somlibro, can your women crush melons like that?
>>71920837
Stealing the happenings shtick minus Da Jooos! World is a business, Jew pogroms are an ancient business.
>>71922067
True, paper gold bubble but nothing like the real estate bubble. Gold is zero maintenance, laws could be passed to take it away again tho, history repeats.
>>71923216
Kekkk no ameribro, but my dick can sure crush her pussy like she crushed that melon.
What's a Zerohedge?
>>71920633
>tfw your head will never be that melon
>tfw she'll never call you a little sissy boy and force you to eat her out or she'll crush your head in two like conan the barbarian
WHY LIVE
>>71921187
No, you just have to ignore the advice in the comments. Tyler just says "shit's fucked up and here is how it is fucked up." People draw their own conclusions and lose their asses thinking that the time to short the market is right fucking now.
Tyler Durden is an idiot.
>>71923546
So you can get forced to eat her out while she keeps applying pressure to your head?
>>71923132
This, I literally don't bother with them with money advice just because I'm fucking broke.
I instead use them as a news aggregate, and gain experience/input off the comments. No different than 4chan /pol/. I actually enjoy Zerohedge for that reason. What other options are there?
I'm /fit/, and my ex was only petite little 5'1 girl, and like she'd tell me something that annoyed me in bed during the day. And I'd wanna get up and go and fight them, she'd wrap her thighs around my torso and hold me down. And I was by no means weak, I could squat 170kg for 5, Deadlift 190kg for 5, Bench 100kg for 5. At age 15.
>>71920633
Goddamn, instant boner.
