Billionaire Oil Tycoon Harold Hamm endorses Trump https://www.yahoo.com/news/u-oil-baron-harold-hamm-endorses-trump-president-204732337--finance.html
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OREGON- 4/26
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
NJ- 5/17
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*URGENT* PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS:
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
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>You can find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
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>Find your congressional district here
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>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 845/Dildo Destroyer: 559/Mailman Vs. Food: 148
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http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Bridgeport, CT 4/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61-GNc7fvQY
>Rally Waterbury, CT 4/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2hpRTQRKdg
>Rally Harrington, DE 4/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51qasW8X4Fk
>Rally Harrisburg, PA 4/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTjEl7slx6c
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 4/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8L9I72eILw
ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump does Impression of Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4Ynr7crA4I
>Donald Trump (Black Version) (Written by Prince)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
>Geraldo Rivera: Ted Cruz is just Creepy
https://twitter.com/Campaign_Trump/status/723312844993777664
>YCSTT Vol. XXIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://rsbnmusic.bandcamp.com/album/right-side-soundtrack-vol-1
first for Jeb!
Reminder Trump supports are Narutards
Trump shills are strong this night.
MAGA
>>71868458
(from old thread)
Me. Do you attend classes there?
One day I noticed Bernie Sanders ads taped all over the SEPTA bus stop. I wrote a pro-Trump message on one of the ads. Someone scribbled it out a few days before they were taken down. I wonder if you saw it.
MATHEMATICALLY ELIMINATED!!
>>71873138
Hard at work Paco? I hope so, your cousins are being deported soon.
Plus you have a yuge beautiful wall to pay for.
I guarantee that Maine will go red in the General election if it is Trump vs Hillary. Screen shot this
so whats your prédictions for after-tomorrow ?
5 out of 5 ? can the don do it ?
TRUMP FOR AMERI-KAGE!
Guys watch how the MSM spins the Donald Trump Indian Accent incident. Some Cruz missiles are thumbs downing this video and commenting. Make sure to thumbs up.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qmoZjpYE5WA
>NarutoTrumpOP is a faggot.
>>71873258
>live in minnesota
>voting R in a general election is literally equally effective as shoving a pineapple up my ass
>>71873289
Hillary and Trump sweep 5/5 and this process is essentially over
>>71873289
PAINT IT RED
Would anyone care for one?
This pig face on Jeanine was saying Hillghazi would pick a woman running m8. I sure hope so!
>>71873449
OUT OUT OUT
>>71873449
NO MORE OREOS
>>71873449
Not one bite ever again.
>>71873138
http://smokinghotpoliticaljunkies.com/a-former-paid-internet-troll-for-clinton-speaks-out-it-was-nasty-and-left-a-very-bad-taste/
The clinton and bernie trolls here are literally being paid. I thought it was just a /pol/ meme
Hey shills, where can I sign up? You guys are horrible at shitposting
JUDGE JEANINE PIRO IS REKTING A PA DELEGATE WHO SAID HE MAY NOT VOTE FOR WHOEVER COMES IN FIRST IN PA
MAGA
A
G
A
>>71873289
He should, that'd break Rato's back.
>>71873449
We HYDROX now
>>71873428
We both have something in common, the damn Somalians in our states.
Anyone know when the God Emporer is coming to WV? I didn't see anything on his site.
Anyone using callfire here?
>>71873578
Kek
>>71873608
Dumbfuck should keep his mouth shut if he doesn't want to die after Tuesday.
>>71873289
TRUMP PAINTS ALL FIVE STATES RED WITH THE BLOOD OF RATO!
morning
>>71873608
Yeh, saw it. Theres faggots are treading on thin ice.
Can I get a MAGA hat, senpai?
>>71873200
remember to vote in the /pol/ republican primary
>>71873849
Morning Kumar
>>71873449
NABISCO IS GOING TO MEXICO
>>71873849
It's almost 10PM here Pajeet.
>>71873908
Has the delegate list still not been verified by the party?
I thought the Don has 846 and Ted had something around 544
>Grand
>Old
>Party
>>71873967
s-sorry
was morning here
>>71873241
>846/1237
HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THIS CLOSE
WE ROUND 2 NOW
>work at a call center for tech support for an ISP
>earlier today
>talking to my supervisor
>he says last night he had to take a sup call around 9:00PM
>some guy from LA in California
>went on a rant about how our jobs are being outsourced to other countries
>starts praising Trump, says he can't wait to vote for him
>in fucking LA
>he said the guy had a heavy mexican accent too
>the reason why he mentioned it is because our company opened a branch in the Philippines and every customer gets ticked off when they get ching chong over there who follows a script to a T and has no empathy whatsoever.
>>71873449
BUILD COOKIE WALL
https://www.change.org/p/mcdonald-s-have-mcdonald-s-change-the-oreo-mcflurry-to-the-hydrox-mcflurry
Who here misses Jeb? This election just isn't the same without Trump insulting Jeb every day or Jeb being autistic.
Anyone got some high energy Trump wallpapers? One based anon shared this with me a couple months ago.
>>71874002
We good
Sup?
I didn't know Judge Piro was so base.
She's really pro-trump
>>71874056
I REMEMBER THESE
FUCK
>>71874027
I've pointed this out before, but I'd like to point out again that on the last day, New Jersey + California (both guaranteed Trump wins) have over half of the delegates he needs left.
>>71873983
>Republican
>National
>Committee
Fucking awesome.
>>71873849
Good Morning
>>71874027
58% of remaining delegates needed. He's got this.
>>71873793
SMEAR IT RED DONALD, BLOOD GUTS ENTRAILS AND RATO'S SOUL, SMEAR IT RED.
>most credible poll
>sample size 558 MoE 4
>>71874081
>sign
>this comes up
>>71873849
Namaste Pajeet, you missed some great shills. This one redcoat posted 68 minions in /trumpgen/ before they banned him.
>He made fun of Trump and his wife died!! HAHAHA OMG SO FUNNY! XD
Classy as always, Trumpfags. Not even Hillary supporters would sink so low.
>>71874225
exactly. these never trump are fucking up the party.
>>71873701
How are those fucks citizens already?
>>71874275
>This one redcoat posted 68 minions in /trumpgen/ before they banned him.
'bout 5 times
>>71873289
Hill and trump have a lot of states in common. Weird.
>>71874279
>Not even Hillary supporters would sink so low.
Right, which is why they're paying you to shill for hill.
This is 4chan, not your safespace faggot.
>>71874279
>politically incorrect
>class
>muh death
Get out.
>>71874127
Nothing much, just woke up and had a cup of coffee
Was kinda sick yesterday (or today for you) so couldn't watch the rally
How was it?
>>71874046
Sometimes my customer service calls get forwarded to China and I can't understand what the grill is saying "okay sir i help. what want?"
fucking hell
>>71874190
Hey
How're the polls for Indiana?
Are they out yet?
>>71873981
Watching Judge Jeanine, trying to figure this shit.
Nevertrump faggot pollster pissing me off.
Cruz bribing delegates in Maine.
I'm catching up here myself.
>>71874275
That faggot always comes around
"Minions are a part of Trumpgen"
fucking kek
>>71874174
TRUMP Party. 2020.
It's tough. You'd need a majority of the people in a district to support Trump Party, to get just one congressman. But it would be worth it. If Trump Party had just 10% of congress, it would take a coalition of TWO parties to pass anything.
SUCH A BETTER SYSTEM. We will push this some day.
>>71874279
Who are you quoting?
>>71874234
Sorry. I never go any further than to read those things. Hydrox should know this. I got it from their twitter.
>>71874088
Nobody misses this satanic minion. Fuck off shill.
>>71874279
We are not synthetic creatures who need to feign moral outrage or sadness in a desperate attempt of trying to achieve a societal badge of alleged goodness.
>>71873289
I'm guessing he'll sweep. Rato will try to make a big deal out of the fact that he'll get some of the Pennsylvania delegates because they don't have candidates listed and it'll just fuck him over more as he collapses and Trump builds more momentum for Indiana.
>>71874416
Yeah I shared that video where he was seen bribing one
Has Trump or Stone retweeted it yet?
Or maybe he'll speak about it in the next rally
>Trump is literally going to be the next president
Take a minute to think about this, /pol/. Exactly a year ago NO ONE could have fathomed this. I tear up almost every day thinking about how amazing this has been.
>>71874305
>Trump will convert the statue of liberty into a mecha
>>71874385
>Was kinda sick yesterday (or today for you) so couldn't watch the rally
>How was it?
High energy. Crowd was superb.
>>71873138
>>71874325
Ive noticed this trend, too. Cant really figure what the correlation is though. Rato/Bern usually win the same states.
>>71874325
i noticed that now , trully weird
>>71873202
W2C shirt on the left
JUST MEME IT
(from Patton's latest standup cover)
>>71874628
>>71874631
Sanders and Cruz too while we are at it. Which makes less sense.
>>71873449
>>71873530
>mfw I actively avoid buying oreos now
It's hard. I loved those cookies and they have their spring/summer lemon blend out now. Save me.
>>71874458
You missed the joke.
If I have the money to and someone else hasn't done it I'll start a political party in about 10 or 15 years.
I WON OHIO, I WILL BE THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE
>>71874511
Dunno, some say what Rato did was legal.
Fuck our system is corrupt.
I think it's time for Trump to offer VP
to Kasich, we don't need a strong VP and
it will secure Ohio and begin to shore up the base.
>>71874325
>>71874628
>>71874631
Caucuses mostly. Bernie and Cruz both tend to win caucuses.
>>71874458
Hell yeah. We'll get Don jr up in 2024
>jcm267
Anybody want to share what they know with /trumpgen/? If you don't know anything... don't worry about it.
>>71874816
I think you mean JIM WEBB
Arguing with Bernie supporters lately has been a nasty experience. They're in full desperation mode. Mean people.
Sad!
>>71874792
What if Cruz makes a deal with Rubio?
First ever Cuban ticket.
>>71874864
>>>/reddit/
Can somebody explain what's the deal with Maine?
>>71874873
>not just laughing at them
Anyone who suggests Kasich or Rubio as VP is a shill. Both those fucks are NWO types. We will see them go after Trump like Reagan was the first year into office.
Bump off Trump and install a satanist. Thats the plan.
tfw have 300 dollars riding on Trump winning the republican nomination...
...he's gonna get it, right?
>>71874894
A Canadian Cuban and a Cuban pool boy on the same ticket will absolutely never win
>>71874779
Dude, how old are you? We need to start that party ASAP, and we need to do it while TRUMP is in office to give the party credibility!!
It's not time yet, but this will need to be a /serious/ discussion one day.
>>71874773
The primary races have been pretty predictable for months because you can look at where Bern is doing well, and rato will win most of those, too. There have been a few exceptions.
>>71874867
It'll never happen.
>>71874544
Did he talk about Hillary?
>>71874816
>offering VP to an establishment candidate
mate thats basically offering yourself up for assassination
That's the last thing Trump should do especially now that he isn't in that much of a risk of losing out
>>71874847
Don Jr. 2024-2032
Barron Trump 2032-2040
In 2040 Barron decrees that America be turned into a Monarchy with the Trump family leading it
President Barron becomes Emperor Barron, eradicates Islam and conquers the world, finally fulfilling his father's legacy
>>71873211
Yeah Im a third year student here. I thought the college was fucking with everyone when they sent out an email to all students saying that there was going to be a Trump rally
Little something I'm working on...
>>71874984
Of course not. Jeanine posed that possibility
earlier, tongue in cheeky.
>>71874939
Cruz told the governor that he wouldn't fuck with delegation and the general consensus was that delegates to the convention would continue to vote with their constituents even after the first round of voting. Cruz started bribing them anyway.
Guys watch how the MSM spins the Donald Trump Indian Accent incident. Some Cruz missiles are thumbs downing this video and commenting. Make sure to thumbs up....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qmoZjpYE5WA
>>71875099
I approve of Overlord Trump memes
>>71874275
>>71874316
I remember that, I was wondering what took the mods so long to jump on him.
Anyways you guys pumped for Tuesday? It's going to break Rato.
>>71875058
You better believe he did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4Ynr7crA4I
>>71875058
>Did he talk about Hillary?
The usual "we haven't even started on her" rhetoric. He mentioned he will after Kasich and Rato are out.
He said he's going to come after her like you've never seen anyone do before.
hello america
i want to support trump
but i cannot seem to find a maga hat merchant that ships to europe
if you know someone please help
make america great again, then the world will follow
>>71875058
>Emperor Baron
With a bit of luck, a lot.of old Jews will die of old age and they cnn have their grip very weakened.
>>71874847
RUN FOR OFFICE!!
>>71875058
>tfw you will never be President of the USA
>>71875178
>I remember that, I was wondering what took the mods so long to jump on him.
Either they don't care or they're letting him do it. He admitted to ban evasion like 3 times and kept mocking them after saying he'll dump 100 in the next thread.
>Anyways you guys pumped for Tuesday? It's going to break Rato.
I look forward to his meltdown.
>>71874978
See >>71874173
All he needs are about 200 delegates by June 7 and he's guaranteed victory.
To perspective that, if he were to win around 130 delegates this Tuesday, and then win nothing after that except the Pacific Northwest, he would have no chance of not reaching 1237 come the final day.
Which members of the Trump family do you think shitpost on /pol/?
>>71875243
>tfw when Ivanka will never pinch your cheek
>>71872991
>>71875319
Eric for sure.
>>71875180
I spit my drink out watching that live.
>>71874825
I get this, but is it due to lower turnout, no-turnout (CO), etc. I think the progressives like rato because he seems like a bluegrass banjo player from Kentucky.
>>71875243
2 hawt 4 me
>>71874989
I turn 21 Thursday and am joining the army for dat dere free shit and political sway on the following Thursday.
Hopefully in about 15 years I'll have a few million tucked away and enough income to do fucking nothing all day except fund a nationalist conservative party, then around 15 years after have enough money to run for a Senate seat or governorship.
>>71875222
Try eBay. There's usually a few on there that ship to Europe.
>Trump will win every state on Tuesday by double digits
>Bernie won't win a single state
>yfw the Bernouts are forced to watch us celebrate a flawless victory on Tuesday
>>71875374
Rato seems like the banjo player from Deliverance.
>>71875026
Sad. Gained weight. Looks like a filled jelly donut now
FALSE FLAG INCOMING FOR GERMANY
>>71875119
I still don't understand why would the GOP deny Trump the nomination even if he doesn't get to the minimum of 1237. They would alienate almost half of their voter base.
>>71875426
>flawless victory on Tuesday
OUTSTANDING!
>>71875362
That'd be both cool and embarrassing.
He'd see all the anime posting and meme magic.
>>71875426
>Bernie won't win a single state
I wish, but after Chelsea Clinton's remarks on gun control the Dems might gun for the socialist Jew. Which would actually be a good thing, as Bernie would be easier to beat in the general.
>>71875243
Is this a doujin?
If yes, sauce please.
>>71875389
Army. Yeah, I hope you run for office /b/rother.
>>71875474
This is what they did last time.
>>71874279
Of course they would you dumb nigger
>>71875510
>the anime posting and meme magic
Hey, at least this place comes up with better OC than Tumblr or Facebook or all those other places. And the Awoo stuff wouldn't be as unnerving to an outsider as, say, Pepe or Moonman.
A Trump clone will be assassinated on May 23rd, 2016. A day before the Washington state primary.
You've seen it here first.
>>71872991
>"Well golly gee, Donald. You're not the only one who can get to 1,237."
>>71873211
Oh and about the bus stop bernie stickers I didn't see them but that's pretty funny. I did see some pro Trump sidewalk chalk art today though
Guys I think I may have converted a Bernie supporter
>buddy brings his friend over
>tells me he hates Trump
>oh we'll see about that
>he keeps talking about money in politics
>remind him Trump isn't taking any money from lobbyists
>start talking about the wall
>well who's going to build it
>it's like FDR's Civilian Conservation Corp. we have a lot of unemployed blue collar workers in this country. The wall is going to need those types of people to build it. They'll get paid well and get incentives to move down to the border. This will help those people who lost manufacturing jobs
>huh never thought about it like that
>>71875502
That picture is basically how Don Jr. described DT moving to discipline him after he was asked to get the God-Emperor a coke after a hard day of work and he replied, "I'm not your fucking maid."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW1pm6oJcy0
>>71875474
Cuz the GOP was taken over by neocons
who would like Hillary as POTUS.
A bit of history, if you have time:
https://youtu.be/2CFT88cMlQo
>>71875362
It would explain why he's so awkward. If you're reading this Eric we love you
>>71875180
fucking kek
>>71875216
>He said he's going to come after her like you've never seen anyone do before.
I know he will and I can't wait
>>71875242
Nah that's not how it works fampai
The old jews die out and their offsprings replace them
That's how they have been in control for so long
>>71875261
whyevenlive.jpeg
>>71875551
hello ecuadorbro
sauce is Sweet Guy 46 chapters yet I think
>>71875474
George Washington said it better than anyone else could, and not only that, he predicted how a democratic republic would end up despite how new the system was.
The republican party is no different from Hillary, and does not care if she wins. In fact, a Hillary victory means more cuckservatives elected to Congress, more money for all of them, and less responsibility when SHTF.
>>71875760
Did he really hate Trump? What an easy conversion. Just goes to show how shallow these Bernouts are.
>>71875137
Is making fun of peoples accent presidential?
I don't think so either.
Don't be fooled. More people turned out in New York to vote for Hilary than all the Republicans combined.
Remember that on Tuesday when you want to choose a candidate that can beat here.
You'll heed the wisdom of Glen Beck if you know whats best.
Otherwise Israel will be undefended, Muslims will flood the midwest, our allies across the world will collapse without out leadership and America will suffer too.
You need someone who can create jobs, ensure freedom and stop government oppression, and that means repealing Obamacare.
You want someone from outside who can challenge the establishment. You need someone who has fought against the liberals and can defeat them when colleagues rally to leadership. You want someone who can lift the boot of the government off the necks of businesses and manage global trade the grows the US and not leave it behind. You need someone who can ensure our interests overseas are protected and our allies defended from radical Islam before they get here. There is no greater threat to freedom and America and its allies than radical Islam, and you need a leader with strong Judeo-Christian values to defeat them, not someone whose childish rants and theatrics only embolden our enemies.
Suddenly, your choice is very clear. We can get the nomination if we just work together and beat back establishment corruption once and for all.
In your heart, you know what you must do.
>>71874275
Damn I missed that guy? Wonder how many times he's been banned this week
>>71875180
SAVAGE
>>71875443
I missed out on the Tea Party crap and I dont understand why Beck, Carpenter, Loesch, et al. support him so furiously. Those flyover states people are weird, militia types.
>>71875807
>If you're reading this Eric we love you
Also you have nice hair.
>>71875831
>I know he will and I can't wait
She's outright terrified because she knows Trump isn't afraid of shit. He'll swing open that closet full of skeletons on live TV for the world to see.
>>71875884
>>71875884
>Glenn Beck
>Wisdom
Is that you Right Scoop?
>>71875976
>>71875762
this is how you should discipline your child
and not that "only talk" and "put in the corner"
liberal bullshit
i was spanked hard twice in my childhood and now im a better man cause of it
>>71875935
Aint nothing wrong with the militia
Who the fuck is jcm267?
>>71875976
I cant wait for her porn parody
>>71875180
I just noticed Crooked Hillary implies she's not straight, as in she's engaged in coitus with various women, Homo Abedin among them
Hillary/Huma sex tape when?
>>71875762
That's so awesome that his family can be candid like that. Fucking hilarious
>>71875970
>He'll swing open that closet full of skeletons on live TV for the world to see.
>>71875884
Watch the fucking clip in its entirety, ti dr faggot. Low information trolls are so fucking obvious. Any 30 second clip of this is bullshit. There was a 2 minute version that showed it in its proper context, but fucking youtube has buried it under angry pajeets taking it out of context.
Fuck off.
>>71876185
I dunno but I would love to see Amanda Carpenter getting railed
>>71876275
Same. You just know she's a freak in bed.
>>71875837
The wisdom of some of our founding fathers never ceases to amaze me... Those words are just incredible. 200 Years or so ago he said that, absolutely fascinating.
>>71875762
>>71876058
And look at what a disciplined and great guy Don turned out to be.
>>71876234
Im worried hillary might not even want to go on the same stage, I can picture her refusing for some bs reason
>>71875863
That's how my buddy described him. He was your typical Bernie supporter though. Kept repeating the phase "money in politics"
Trump won. Give it up, shills. You can't sway /pol/ to your candidate.
>>71876254
"Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall" - Proverbs 16:18
>>71876234
>>71876354
She won't have any choice. She can even rig the debate audience if she wants like the RNC did.
Don doesn't give a fuck. He'll decimate her without mercy.
But he'll do it in a more presidential way than how we're used to.
>>71876058
Funny that Eric didn't explicitly say spank cause that would've been a shitshow with the press
that's it, trump is done. i am now a #KasichKunt
>>71876394
Their goal isn't to persuade, but to prevent cohesive action.
/pol/ rules the internet.
>>71876404
>using bible verses against Trump supporters
Blasphemy. Get out.
>>71875884
Disgusting.
>>71875837
Fuck George Washington for overthrowing a perfectly good monarchy and replacing it with the cancer of democracy. Considering how America was and is a massive locus of Progressive subversion and also pretty much the reason everything went wrong for Western civilization in the 20th century, he is probably one of the most unwittingly evil men in history.
>>71876487
I now #BitchForKasich
>>71876512
WE WUZ
>>71876522
A FUCKING LEAF
>>71876496
>implying all of us are religious
>>71876185
Anthony Weiner approves of this message.
>>71874279
Remember the Bernie Baby?
>>71876588
A FUCKING MESTIZO
>>71875837
Forgot to mention he likes Current Year Oliver
>>71876404
11. Genesis 19:8
“Look, I have two daughters, virgins both of them. Let me bring them out to you and you could do what you like with them. But do nothing to these men because they have come under the shelter of my roof.”
Same book same meme, gtfo faggot
>>71876584
>>71876588
>WE WUZ A FUCKING LEAF
can someone post the MAGA hat template? I wanna shoop one
>>71876604
Or Scott Weiland
Or Macy's
Or Louis KEK
Or Mondelez
Or the Miss Universe Pageant
And on and on and on
>>71876591
dude, i get it
>>71876443
I just want him to say this:
>"I know that Hillary can be bribed and bought: I have the receipts!"
>>71876487
You're in quite a pickle, John.
>>71876691
>>71874279
>Not even Hillary supporters would sink so low.
Hillary's own daughter is celebrating the death of Scalia because he protected the 2nd A and no longer stands in the way of gun grabbers.
>>71876522
Fucking loyalists, I swear.
>>71874279
>He made fun of Trump and his wife died!!
What's this about?
>>71876727
>keeping receipts
https://youtu.be/pBdGOrcUEg8
>>71875837
English was so beautiful then
Here's a description of a whore from around that time
this is one sentence
>>71876751
>you will never receive millions from the political establishment to stay in a losing race and just eat shitloads of food at diners
>>71876870
>shillings
No joke though, you should read some Kierkegaard. The man could write.
holy shit bernie being a fucking druid makes so much sense.
Malfurion: Tells everyone to give up their shit AKA MAGIC, refuses to give up his own shit DRUIDISM. Is always on a high horse.
>>71875976
>>71872991
>that Hillary impression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4Ynr7crA4I
>>71876354
I can imagine something like this happening
-Trump makes fun of Hillary, Hillary doesn't know how to counter so she goes for the appeal to emotion-
Hillary says "People, look at the way this man talks. Don't you think that if a president like this is elected, he'll offend someone and cause major repercussions? Who knows, maybe even a world war could happen?"
-shill audience claps-
-Hillary has a smug look on her ugly wrinkled face-
"Hold it you dummies"
"Do you think I don't know how to get deals done? Do you think if I talked like this, I'd be so successful today? I know what kind of people I should talk respectfully to and what kind of people I shouldn't. And Hillary, quite frankly, a politician that takes money from corporations and acts like a puppet isn't the kind of person I talk respectfully to"
-audience is in silence-
-Hillary stumped so hard she's sweating all over the place-
"S-SEXIST! HE'S A SEXIST" shouts Hillary
-shill audience applauds-
But it is too late for that, the damage has already been done
>>71873258
>tfw 207
can confirm. our republican convention was today and the turnout for trump was yuge
>>71877037
I think Hillary would play the Sexism card earlier. Donald would counter with "I love women, I respect women, I cherish women" - she'll bring up Rosie O'Donnel and look like a fool for it.
Simply find and replace the <issue>, <stakeholder>, and <US rival> to make your own Trump stump speech!
>So, the thing about <issue> is this: it's a tremendous problem. Actually, it's been a total disaster. People, that I deal with, that I talk to, they say <issue> has them worried - in fact, I just had a phone call with <stakeholder> about <issue> last night. People are calling me about <issue> from all over the place. The thing is, our people right now are stupid compared to the guys from <US rival>. All talk, no action. Listen, I love the people of <US rival>, I have a lot of respect for <US rival>, but we can't let them keep taking advantage. We're not winning on <issue>, actually we're losing big league. Big league. But we will change that, that I can tell you, we will change that, because I will get the best people. We will fix <issue>. Taking care of <issue> will save us billions, but if, and only if, we negotiate properly.
>>71876761
Thanks mate
>>71876773
>yfw Trump gets in office, forms an Axis with other nationalist leaders, and says this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08O51ZIRfdU
>>71873449
NO MORE OREOS
MAKE AMERICA AESTHETIC
We already know that Trump has a lot of shit to call Hillary out on.
But what do you guys think Hillary's campaign is trying to pull off? That racist/sexist/etc. shit isn't really sticking anymore, so they're definitely trying to find some different dirt for the general debates.
I'm a LEGAL immigrant who is set to become a citizen in December of this year. Can someone direct me to a leftist group that will hasten my naturalization in exchange for a D registration?
Of course, I won't be voting Clinton.
>>71877242
>>71877215
>So, the thing about shills is this: it's a tremendous problem. Actually, it's been a total disaster. People, that I deal with, that I talk to, they say shills have them worried - in fact, I just had a phone call with a 4chan moderator about shills last night. People are calling me about shills from all over the place. The thing is, our people right now are stupid compared to the guys from Reddit. All talk, no action. Listen, I love the people of Reddit, I have a lot of respect for Reddit, but we can't let them keep taking advantage. We're not winning on shills, actually we're losing big league. Big league. But we will change that, that I can tell you, we will change that, because I will get the best people. We will fix shills. Taking care of shills will save us billions, but if, and only if, we negotiate properly.
>>71874469
>>71876828
Not quoting anyone as far as I can tell but he's probably referring to this
Honestly anyone feel like this race is just to keep the donor class happy at this point? By July it would have already been too late, and maybe Rance Preibus isn't an actual dumbass because he knows the party will get fucked if trump doesn't get it.
>>71877165
True, but nonetheless I'd still love to see something like this kek
>>71877215
>So, the thing about Canadians is this: it's a tremendous problem. Actually, it's been a total disaster. People, that I deal with, that I talk to, they say Canada has them worried - in fact, I just had a phone call with Hiroyuki about Canadians last night. People are calling me about Canadians from all over the place. The thing is, our people right now are stupid compared to the guys from Australia. All talk, no action. Listen, I love the people of Australia, I have a lot of respect for Australia, but we can't let them keep taking advantage. We're not winning on Canadians, actually we're losing big league. Big league. But we will change that, that I can tell you, we will change that, because I will get the best people. We will fix Canada. Taking care of Canada will save us billions, but if, and only if, we negotiate properly.
>>71877165
Rosie's a big fat mess
>>71877383
>that filename
fucking lol
>>71877272
>That racist/sexist/etc. shit isn't really sticking anymore, so they're definitely trying to find some different dirt for the general debates.
She won't go that route because she knows Trump will go all out on her closet full of skeletons in return.
Shillary: "Did you know Mr. Trump screwed over this business to build his hotel here? He doesn't care about American jobs!"
Trump: "I was a businessman. That's how business works. I sure didn't hear Ms. Clinton complaining when she took money from me years ago when I was dealing business. But sure. I screwed over some businesses. Now let's talk about the child rapist you helped cover for and laughed about on tape. But somehow NOW you're for women's rights."
>>71874300
This
I thought there was like a time limit you had to wait out and not break any laws before you could become a full citizen
>>71876870
"Harris's List"?
>>71876702
RIP Prince
>>71877409
wew lad
what's the sauce
>>71876591
>Atheists yet again making sure everybody knows how atheist they are.
>>71874778
Stay strong brother, I'm doing the same thing
>>71877547
I really hope he does call her out on Bill's rapes. That would destroy her female support.
>>71877568
Not if you're brown silly leaf
>>71877638
delet this
>>71875316
>5:55
trips irl
>>71877638
DELETE THIS
>>71875319
Barron
>>71877037
Im thinking that as hard as they are trying to keep Bill The Rapist out of this, he's very much part of her campaign. He's doing rallies for her, so he's fair game.
>Hillary, "yadda yadda sexist. Hates women!"
>Trump, "Thats funny coming from you. Stay classy, Hillary."
>Hillary, "REEEEE, youre sexist"
>Trump, "Well, ask your husband about hating women."
This forces Bill out into the open.
>He goes on a talk show circuit, shitting on Trump.
>The sleeping Republican voters rekindle their hate for Bill, and back Trump on a level thats never been seen.
>Hillary loses in a pretty yuge way.
The Benghazi stuff and email stuff is all roadblocks to the real thing that loses Hillary the election, her husband. Bill cant die soon enough to suit them.
>>71877600
yep
1788
>3 sleeps till I vote for the first time
>>71877714
Kek, Melania did say he spent all his time online, but not on social media.
Does anyone have the big image showing how fucked Politifact is?
IF QUINTS ZYZZ LIVES
>>71877682
Haha, I forgot the rules.
But there really is a rule like that though, no?
>>71877646
prunus girl
>>71875302
Tbh, his tears were delicious the day after his Empire State ass-raping his meltdown on hanitty was entertaining as well. I love watching Rato come apart at the seams
>>71877852
I think so
