Whats your last words to the world media /pol/?
>>71858697
The jews did this
"SWEDEN NO"
"Bush didn't do 9/11"
>>71858697
GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW
>>71858697
"THEY WERE SPEAKING HEBREW A SECOND AGO!"
>>71858697
I would say the shahadah to confuse the fuck out of the isis executioner
>say some silly bullshit for your last words
>they stop recording, stuff a sock in your mouth and start again
"Airstrike confirmed"
Germany sure is warm this time of year.
Synecdoche, New York is pretentious garbage
>>71858697
Lord Jesus Christ, Into Thy Hands I Commit My Spirit
>>71859125
Then you have something to bite on while they cut your head off. Either way you benefit.
>>71858697
I asked for chips, not crisps. I want the media to know this.
My last words are "you should have searched me better"
Hey, why haven't you guys gone after Israel yet?
>>71858697
"My one regret is visiting a Muslim country"
"/pol/ was right"
>>71859477
>"you should have searched me better."
I start loudly praying for the "smelly goat fuckers who are getting ready to murder me like the sandy cunt pedophiles they are," and ask god to forgive their kiddy-diddling prophet and give him a lighter punishment in Hell.
If my head's gonna roll, I want it to be with a shit eating grin.
>>71858697
"I'll be the 72nd virgin waiting for you, Muhammad. See ya there."
>>71859477
>>71859769
>"heh, nothing personal."
>>71859811
FUCK beat me to it
'ALLAH ACKBAR'
Might as well mindfuck them
I am behind 11 proxies, ISIS BTFO.
>>71859811
As a millitary I find this gif offensiv
"Mike Brown did nothing wrong"
>>71858697
Allah akbar
>>71859930
come back when you're stronger.
"Christ is king and Heil Hitler!!"
>>71859267
This.
Tell them I'm CIA too
please defecate in the toilet
>>71858697
ALLAU ACKBAR, ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!
Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the gate:
“To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late,
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his gods,
>>71858697
>Hi I'm [anon], welcome to Jackass.
Then I proceed to stand up, kick the executor in the dick and snatch his gun.
If I won't survive then I'll atleast mortally wound as many as I can and spoil their video.
MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING UPON ME MUDSLIMES
CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>71859070
Under-fucking-rated
Hi my name is Jhonny Noxville, welcome to Jackass!
AM I BEING DETAINED
>>71860798
Here's a winner in my books.
>>71859887
Nah. Won't mindfuck them at all.
They kill a lot of muslims which often yell Allahu Akbar when they're scared so they must be used to it.
i'm actually suicidal but too much of a pussy to do it so joke's on you, sandnigger.
>>71858697
Fuck her right in the pussy
>>71858697
I DIE FREE
>>71858697
You're a big guy
>>71861413
Shal neck nim rom brother.
>spelling
Look at me and tell me that Islam is not evil.
>>71858697
DESU, I'd probably say what they wanted me to say, because I don't want to be burned alive or drowned or some shit.
But then again, I wouldn't be going to some sandy shithole in the first place.
>>71858697
Fuck niggers
may all your virgins be men with massive dicks!
>>71858697
>I did it for the lulz
>>71858697
HO HO HO, MERRY CRUSADE!!!
>>71861511
tek ma tek
>>71859070
Kek
I'd take a language that I speak but they don't, and mutter their location right before they cut off my head. There's always an intelligence service somewhere that can figure it out.
At least I can die knowing my death will be swiftly avenged and those who killed me will die in a firestorm.
>>71859070
Toppest of keks
>>71858697
There's a lot of sand here for Sweden.
>>71859125
Oh no. Unfortunately, the go the extra mile with these poor sods.
There's an entire month or so of mock executions leading up to the actual recording. Every time you step out of line or say something not on script, they beat the fuck out of you, slowly training you to stand there and let that tank run over you.
>>71859930
lol this goy doesn't study gun kata
>>71859070
someone save this
>>71861993
Muslims are terraforming it now.
>>71860798
ya, they are. their ancestors and half the world. religion of peace, remember?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLCEUpIg8rE
>Draw Muhammad on my neck
>tattoo koran on my body
>wear suit made of foreskins
I'm literally invincible.
>>71858697
it was a hologram
>>71858697
"The person who executes me is a faggot"
Hi, my name is Anon and this is Jackass
>>71859070
shut it down
>>71858697
>Whats your last words to the world media /pol/?
That's it. I'm voting Cruz now. Who else #CruzMissile
>>71859070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
My ancestors are smiling at me imperials. Can you say the same?
This is the future you chose.
>>71858768
fpbp
>>71858697
"This is all fake"
>>71858697
FORA DILMA
>>71858697
/pol/ was right again
>>71858697
"cmon you cunt just get it over with"
CANNONS, TO THE LEFT OF US
CANNONS, TO THE RIGHT OF US
VOLLEY AND THUNDER
>>71858697
'crusades when, lads'
>>71858697
/pol was right again
>>71859070
a true hero
>>71864515
kek
also:
>Eu só queria trazer alegria pro meu povo
>>71858697
heil hitler
ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE
>>71858697
Jesus Christ is Lord
>>71858697
"just a little off the top"
"Deadman's switch!"
>>71858697
"Linux will never be any goooooood!"
"Live free or DIE HARD"
>>71869452
top hue
fuck this gay earth
AYO HOL UP
>>71858697
Islam is a death cult my coordinates are 36N 43E airstrike my position and take all these goat fuckers to hell with me. Then I spit in my captors face.
>>71858697
"Short back and sides please"
I did not come in peace, but with a sword
>>71858697
NOT ALL MUSLIMS
>>71859070
FUCKING KEK!
"Las Malvinas son Britanicas."
UGH, YES I'M GETTING MY HEAD CUT OFF BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, NOT ALL MUSLIMS!!!
>>71858697
JUST
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
or
>Praise Edward Snowden!
>>71872071
KEK
Vi faccio vedere come muore un Italiano!
>>71858697
WORLDSTAR
The cake really was a lie.
>>71872163
SHIT
>>71858697
Easy:
"ašhadu an lā ilāha illā 'llāh, wa-ašhadu anna muḥammadan rasūlu 'llāh"
>>71858697
hitler had the right idea; he was just an underachiever
"Maybe someday you'll see that a hero is just a man who knows he is free"
>world media: "he could not save himself, how could he save us? For all the blood he shed"
It was just a prank
>>71858697
Ay yo mang fuck ya wit dat pube ass looking beard bitch. Yall finna get fucked up when my home boys git hur bitch ass nigguh!
You done fucked wit da wrong boi now. We killers for life for real nigguh!
>>71858888
Checked
>>71859070
Please do this!!
WADARUU GAANDUMMUUU !!!
72 virgins, here I come
You ruined them!!!!!!!
"fuck canada"
>>71873244
Gotta be the shoes.
>>71858697
>they're killing me because I found out the Holocaust didn't really happen, wake up
>>71858697
Jesus Christ is with me. Heaven.
>>71871211
>Then I spit in my captors face.
Goddam right.
The last great act of defiance.
The key is to go out fighting if you can. Kill every ISIS cocksucker you can with any weapon you can get your hands on before you allow them to capture you.
EARN your place in Valhalla, anon. In my opinion, it better to be passing around mead at Odin's big table than laying trussed up in a hole waiting for some sadistic ISIS asshole to film your ignoble death.
>>71873721
>>71858697
Found this.
>>71860677
Never heard of this poem, but I'm a huge history buff. Thanks. Got something new on my backlog.
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/847/847-h/847-h.htm
"The decoy was successful, targets are in position, fire at will"
>>71874637
Best part of the movie imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHKtN9jPK1w
>>71859267
This
AD MAIOREM DEI GLORIAM
DEUS VULT
>NO WARDS, NO MISS CALLS, GG, FUCKING NOOB TEAM
>>71859267
Agreed. Also throw in a "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do."
>>71859477
>now u will face my true final form
>>71858697
O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
>>71862089
>citation needed
>>71861511
>>71861807
CREE!
that's all I've got.
Not all muslims guys
>>71859070
Fucking laughing my ass off right now
>>71871935
this though
>>71858697
Go incognito
>>71858697
Pic related
>>71858697
At least I'm not a muslim.
>>71859011
>9011
>>71871367
lol
>>71859070
5th post best post
>>71858697
*smirks*
I think you're forgetting... soldiers of Allah, about my little power.
*teleports behind them*
*unsheathes Katana*
DESU VULT! THE ANIME CRUSADE STARTS NOW!
*Stabs the sandbagger in the heart*
AVE MARIA! GLORIOUS EUROPA!
*cuts off sandbaggers head*
You're dead, sannigger
*sheathes katana*
Fuck you Israel
*runs away*
>>71878319
nothing personnel... kid
>>71858697
PATER NOSTER
QUI ES IN CAELIS
SANCTIFICETUR NOMEN TUUM
ADVENIAT REGNUM TUUM
FIAT VOLUNTAS TUA
SICUT IN CAELO ET IN TERRA
PANEM NOSTRUM QUOTIDIANUM
DA NOBIS HODIE
ET DIMMITE NOBIS DEBITA NOSTRA
SICUT ET NOS DIMMITIMUS
DEBITORIBUS NOSTRIS
ET NE NOS INDUCAS IN TENTATIONEM
SED LIBERANOS A MALO
>>71858697
OP IS A FAGGOT
>>71859070
Almost pissed my pants
>>71858697
>my treasure is over there, I hid it all in one piece
>>71858697
''ALLAHU AKBAR''
Then explode.
"they expect one of us in the wreckage brother"
>>71878909
Why did they make Saint Sebastian look like a girl? He was a bad-ass motherfucker.
MY NAMES ANON AND THIS IS THE JIHAD SPECIAL
>>71858697
EXPEND ALL REMAINING ON MY POS
>>71858697
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
>>71859070
kek
>>71858697
I would die trying to bite the fucker's face off. Anything really to spite them.
>>71858888
Quads
>>71863878
this
>>71858697
Nuke Mecca
>>71859070
DELET THIS
>>71858697
benis
>>71858697
I Never Asked For This.
>>71858888
Impressive
"Islamists hate him. Captured man finds secret to losing 10 lbs in just seconds. Watch this video to find out how"
Alternatively, I'd look at the executioner and say "just take a bit off the top please"
>>71858697
I want to be executed like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGe7N2k-FBg
>*puts on sketchers*
>*unsheathes katana named "Dai-baketsu"*
>*kills twenty terrorists with one vicious swipe*
>*tips fedora*
>>71858697
"i will come back more powerful than you could of ever imagined. I will return as a plague on your people and on this earth, in the spite and hatred of all you have killed."
>>71859070
THE GOYIM KNOW
>>71858697
Thanks Obama
>>71858697
>/POL/ WAS RIGHT
>>71858697
"ONE PIECE IS REAL"
>>71858697
Black Lives Matter
Why are blacks so tall cause they negros
>>71859070
I literally don't get it
ok, this time let's do it where the camera is rolling
>>71872509
>>71872905
> tfw listening to Sons of fate scrolling
>>71858697
>my last words
You mean their last words?
BABA BOOEY
STERN RULES
BABA BOOEY
>>71875237
Shol'var
>>71883919
He's trying to frame Jews you dumbass, maybe pin it on Israel.
>>71884414
Wtf is this? Please tell me there's more
Puto el que me degolle
>>71883780
Kek
>>71858768
came here just to witness this first post.
nailed
BRRRRRRRRRT
>>71880105
St Sebastian is depicted as a taught, androgonous looking, long haired young man surprisingly often. I think its often to show his youth and serenity. If he were a growling, toothgnashing bearded man it might not look as holy.
Yes, he was a total badass.
>>71859070
This was actually really good. Well played, anon.
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
feels good man
>>71859233
KEK thank you
RACE WAR NOW
TERRORISTS WIN
