Old thread: >>71789646
The story so far:
Child actor posts on r/confessions about pedophilia and child abuse in hollywood.
>Show ran at least for 3 years.
>"My show did not have four brothers."
>"My show did not have three brothers."
>Character had at least 2 brothers in the show.
>People born after 1981 would have been fans of the show.
>Being indulgent, show must have ended on 2007 at most.
>Character's dad more famous for another role that came after the show ended.
>Works a normal 9-5 job.
>Specified posing naked on Malibu homes.
>Can be assume he was around 12 when molested.
>Actor has a sibling in real life, who attended drug rehab.
>Turned to opiates to cope and for a few years, helped immensely.
REPLIES TO COMMENTS:
I hope at least you get some residuals.
>Got a residual check for 2015. $215.76.
Had anyone run an audit over your agents books or the show's books?
>Books are audited by a third party and the show isn't even on reruns.
How come your onscreen parents didn't do anything about it?
>Why would they? I hardly saw them anyway. I saw them maybe two hours a week.
File charges on the men who abused you.
>They'll hire the best lawyer who will say that I am some washed up junkie former child actor looking for a payday and bring out my former co-stars who will say they never saw anything weird.
Are the "brothers" also struggling in life now?
>I have neither seen them nor spoken to them in years. They do not want anything to do with the show. Too painful. That is why you will never see a reunion even though people would like to see one.
Heroin isn't the way out.
>Heroin helps me. If I couldn't have heroin, then I would kill myself. Heroin or suicide? Which is the lesser of two evils?
The thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/4e8ogv/remorse_i_am_a_former_child_actor_coping_with_a/
>>71793728
It's not malcom in the middle.
>I have neither seen them nor spoken to them in years. They do not want anything to do with the show. Too painful. That is why you will never see a reunion even though people would like to see one.
>http://moviepilot.com/posts/2675904
Not malcolm in the middle dumbfucks
Let's get one thing straight: is it or is it not Malcom in the Middle?
there was a cast reunion of MiTM in 2012. For some reason Dewey isnt in it. why?
ITS NOT MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE YOU BLITHERING RETARDS LITERALLY OFF YOURSELF IF YOU CAN MAKE A MEANINGFUL CONTRIBUTION AND READING THE CLUES
>>71793851
No. They had a reunion with pictures taken. Goes against:
>I have neither seen them nor spoken to them in years. They do not want anything to do with the show. Too painful. That is why you will never see a reunion even though people would like to see one.
This fucking shit is still going?
Did he say specifically BROTHERS or there might be sisters too?
>>71793851
>>71793847
>>71793819
It's not Malcolm in the Middle.
>>71793851
MitM 1:100
Home Improvement 1:50
Current odds
Not drake and josh. The dad isn't known for anything else big.
>>71793728
I fucking remember that post - I even mentioned pedowood in the thread, shit was insane.
Mitm had 5 brothers you idiots.
>Woman comes out with rape accusations and you all immediately call her a liar
>Man comes out with rape accusations and you guys immediately start to investigate
Fuck you guys
Speaking of generals what happened to the autistic volcano yellow stone general? The /b/ autist tards got sick of circlejerking and spamming over nothing?
>>71793819
FPBP
>>71793891
>syndicated
>4 brothers total
its not mitm
https://www.reddit.com/r/malcolminthemiddle/comments/4eapmn/is_this_confession_post_erik_per_sullivan/
>>71794034
>jamie
>>71794002
look at a woman the wrong way and she'll scream stare rape
serves them right for crying wolf all the time, "woman got raped" doesnt have the impact it did anymore
Maybe its a fake story.
>>71794002
do you think he fucked the stuffed animals
>>71793728
Malcolm in the Middle?
>>71793891
Someone answer this?
Searched up the executive producers on google.
https://www.google.com/search?q=malcolm+in+the+middle+executive+producers&oq=malcolm+in+the+middle+executive+producers&aqs=chrome..69i57.8215j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
found this
https://www.boychat.org/messages/1466342.htm
which one is it anon?
So its malcolm in the middle right
>>71794002
>woman makes claim against man who has never been accused of anything
vs.
>man makes claim that supports a theory regarding rampant child abuse in hollywood
>>71793728 start looking for shows with 5 brothers or more that ended in 2000s. everyone is assigned 1 year
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_in_American_television#Ending_this_year
>>71794058
>>>>>>syndicated
>>71794152
What about 2 brothers?
Holy shit you realize that thread was a prank right?
3rd rock from the sun?
>>71794236
Nice to see you took the proxy off Dan
>>71794117
Yeaaahhh, I'm not touching that bottom link. What does it reveal?
>>71794229
He said he and the ACTORS (plural) who played his brothers were also diddled
>>71794340
Pussy
![Joseph_Gordon-Levitt_2013[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2NQmvrf.jpg "Joseph_Gordon-Levitt_2013[1].jpg")
>>71794297
literally the only little kid in that show went on to have as many acting gigs as the rest of the cast combined
>>71794103
I would feel bad for the Stitch stuffed animal.
>>71793728
List of shows canceled in 06-07
http://tvnews.pazsaz.com/cancel06.html
>>71794428
And he's Jewish, so he probably won't have been abused.
>>71794089
It is seeming that way. It is a show that was initially popular and is memorable but is never in rerun and the actors won't even entertain the idea of a reunion.
>>71794144
I wouldn't even say it's a theory at this point. Hasn't it been widely known that there's rampant sexual exploitation of kids/young gay teens in Hollywood? Could have sworn Vice or someone did a documentary on this issue.
>>71794393
Nah, I'm just not not looking to get arrested by the FBI for going to a pedofag site. I don't feel like using a vpn right now.
>>71794570
It doesn't work like that you fucking retard.
>>71794103
Probably
>>71794580
Nice try Bryan Singer. We're not falling for your faggoty honeypot.
>>71794472
Shia labeouf is Jewish and he looks like he was touched
>>71794626
You're fucking retarded.
>>71794580
Still no thanks. Probably a pedo yourself looking to make new friends. Goodbye Dan.
Was it Bill Nye?
I'm pretty positive that it's one of the Pete's from the Pete & Pete show.
I got molestered when I was younger (late eighties, early nineties) but I was a "model," not an actor. I could answer questions if anyone is interested, but this thread is probably too fast for anyone to really see it.
It has to be a show that got syndication, but never got very popular on reruns, thus the lack of residual income. So any show canceled in the 2000s? with 80-100+ episodes. It doesn't look like MitM is very popular in the states.
>best guesses
>Yes, Dear
>MitM
>7th Heaven
>Still Standing
>Home Improvement
And how the hell can we know that this heroin fiend even remembers all of the details about his own god damn show. Even if it isn't a made up story, drug addicts have a funny way of remembering things incorrectly. I would exactly call him a reliable interpreter of events from the past or the present.
>LITERALLY
>NO
>FUCKING
>PROOF
>>71794762
I'm just saying you don't get in trouble just from going to a fucking website.
>>71794712
still, joe G levitt is about as successful as it gets when one thinks of a child actor, he might not have made hundreds of millions all at once, but he's had a steady stream of work the whole time.
>>71794788
What agency?
Did you report the pedo?
>>71794788
Did you cum?
>>71794833
Ron Howard is a non-meme successful child actor. Albeit he is more famous now for the production side of entertainment
>>71794776
i responded you in the other thread, the pete's are fine, look them up, they live extremely ordinary lives.
but i think you're right when you think nickelodeon
>>71794788
what kind of modelling was it? was it a shady thing or one with a real agency
Is it Dharma and Greg?
>>71794788
>I got molestered
>>71795100
That was what I thought too fa m
Let me recapitulate.
>People born after 1981 would have been fans of the show.
So it was probably a medium to big show in the 90's
>Being indulgent, show must have ended on 2007 at most.
Let's say it was targeted for a 12-14 age, it might have started in 1994 to end up in 2007? The guy must have made one or more mistakes regarding the tarrget audience or when the show ended. A 10 year long show would've been more remembered.
>Character's dad more famous for another role that came after the show ended.
This is probably the best pointer. This alone would put people like Tim Allen and Bryan Cranston on the spot and leave guys like the Pete & Pete dad or Family Matters dad out of it.
Anyone wanting to join the brainstorm?
Reese from MitM is a pedo. It is MitM.
>>71795169
No it isn't you sperg. Read the first few posts in the thread.
>>71794926
point being, in the rare world of child actors that went on to live good lives afterwords, he's among them.
>>71795169
good detective work
it's him prob
https://unreddit.com/r/confession/comments/4e8ogv/remorse_i_am_a_former_child_actor_coping_with_a/
>>71793851
Malcolm in the middle had 4 brothers.
Is it spherical?
>>71794897
I'm not even sure if there was an agency because it was pretty makeshift. I modeled normally occasionally, but a lot of it was lewd. Plus the payments were in cash, so I think it was just a secret pedo ring, but meh.
I didn't report it because my mom didn't let me, she probably knew she'd get fucked too. I know a few of the guys got knocked off though. I'm not sure if the deaths were related, but I've always just imagined one of the other boys went vigilante on them.
>>71795140
How long can the list of popular male actors who began as popular tv dads be?
Reposting.
Charles in Charge.
Two Brothers. No reruns. People liked the show. Scott Baio got the part in Bugsy Malone and got hired by Nickelodeon because of it.
>>71795287
You guys keep saying that, but there's nothing that doesn't fit. 5 brothers in MitM, dad became famous in Breaking Bad, Dewy didn't attend the reunion, it doesn't have reruns anymore, only on Netflix, etc. Plus now it appears Reese is a pedo.
>>71795362
5 was a baby too
>>71795100
Joking about it makes it easier to cope with, friend. I've never dealt with it, but I'm a successful adult (minus the 4chan thing) so I'll probably carry it to my grave.
>>71795457
The residual checks from being on netflix would be worth more than 215.76.
>>71795441
Scott Baio was already famous from Happy Days though.
>>71794923
I got out before puberty hit, so no.
>>71795587
But if he didn't get paid a lot while on the show, his residual, being a percentage of that already low amount, WOULD be low.
>>71795681
Boys can cum before puberty. So can girls for that matter.
>>71795457
Recent photo of dewey actor.
There's no way this guy is a heroin addict.
Malcolm in the middle
>>71795740
you sound like a pedo
>>71793728
There's something we missed.
>I work a 9-5 job
Which former child actor now works a normal job from 9-5 and is recognized by people at the place he works sometimes? Which child actors work regular jobs?
The Parent 'Hood?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Parent_%27Hood
>>71795846
McCulley Culkin.
>>71795587
But would his share be worth more than $215.76? It's got to be split up in many different ways, and I doubt Netflix pays all that much for the rights. It also appears Berfield has a long history of working with children's charities
>In 2001, Berfield was asked to serve as a National Youth Ambassador for Ronald McDonald House Charities, in which he participated for 3 years until turning 18. He has been active with St. Jude Children's Research Hospital and most recently Virgin Unite, the charitable arm of Virgin Group.
It's either this guy or
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0095450/
Could it be star trek TNG?
>>71795009
It was shady, but they knew what they were doing and I did do some normal modelling with them. I didn't get touched in front of other people, but a few guys were involved. Tbh I can't be sure either way, but I'd be super surprised if pedos haven't infiltrated legit child acting/modelling agencies.
>>71795898
he def got fucked, he got hanna montanna level of dicked.
also elijah wood has never been quite right
>>71794116
He cut them out of his life and checked into rehab.
>>71795898
What does he do?
>>71795899
justin'll fix it
>>71793728
What was that show that used to be on tgif Friday nights where they were step siblings? Step by step or something like that?
>>71795846
>Which child actors work regular jobs?
Probably a hell of a lot. It would likely be difficult to narrow it down. I'm thinking its a disney or nickelodeon show.
>>71795899
Probably both. Berfield was probably taught by Boomer to be a pedophile and now he is making his own low key pedophilic shows.
>>71796076
iirc he just chills in his apartment and makes "art". He does look like a junkie though.
>>71796076
No one is sure. Some say he paints. Some say he drinks paint.
One thing is for sure, though. This is a man who has eaten semen.
>>71796114
True. Pedophiles were often diddled themselves, and that's where they get the behavior. Boomer tried like hell to get his little boy into the industry.
maybe off topic, but i just remembered this list of failed fox shows, the time period is about right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oMTmtN7lHI
>>71796229
Holy shit. Is he secretly Aids Skrillex?
It's Dinosaurs y'all
>>71795740
I shot dry until I was 13, so the answer is still no.
>>71796285
Who knows.
Macaulay Culkin is not part of this mortal coil. He may choose any form he pleases.
>>71796305
imagine a kid having to suck off a man in a dino costume
lmao
>>71796090
yeah but patrick duffy never did shit after that
Home Improvement fits, 3 brothers (actor) had 2 brothers. Tim Allen got movie and TV roles afterwards etc.
>>71793910
>for years
>last meeting 2012
>one of them wasn't even there
>>71796596
but the show lasted 10 years.
the royalties, hell even the regular wages would be immense, at the time those kids were considered big stars
everything else fits very well, but home improvement was a pretty big success
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001795/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t7
on the other hand, jonathan taylor thomas was born in that weirdly specific 1981 date the guy gave.
Can't Malcolm himself
https://twitter.com/frankiemuniz/status/706172908784058373
Reading the OP on Reddit a couple things stand out.
He says people under 35 would know, so the show will definitely have been from the mid to late 90s.
He's triggered by seeing children at age 12. So which shows had brothers in that age range.
>>71796705
Not only that, the Anon on Reddit was talking about there never being a reunion show, not just a gathering of the cast.
>>71796358
Well depends on if you take 'cum' to mean 'ejaculate', or 'orgasm'. Obviously I meant children can orgasm before puberty.
Wonder if Crybabyteach has anything to do with this?
He made his account just to post. Anyone recognize the name as anything?
>>71797425
it could be references to dewey, who was known to be a crybaby and taught special ed kids
I want to say its Mark from Home Improvement. Hes done nothing since the show
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810101/reference
But I think the residuals would be much higher.
Speaking of residuals. I just dont think a network tv show in syndication would pay so low.
Im thinking it must have been a show that aired on the Disney Channel. Something that is unlikely to ever see syndication.
Also we all know the jews running Disney are all massive pedos.
>>71797626
ABC is under the Disney umbrella, or vice versa. So if Home Improvement aired on ABC, it's as good as airing on Disney.
>>71797246
I usually got diddled until they got bored or until they finished off themselves, so yeah. Sometimes they made me do more, sometimes they just made me do small stuff. Pedophiles are degenerate as fuck so I can't exactly explain why they did certain things, but I'm happy to tell people about it so no one else falls for their rouse.
Has anyone here thought to enlist the help of /tv/? If anyone can narrow it down, its those autists. It might be worth making a thread there.
>>71797626
Since he said he's a heroin junkie, he probably spent all of his money on such.
So, even if he gets a couple of hundred a fortnight or something, that's a drop in the ocean for junkies.
>>71797626
>But I think the residuals would be much higher.
I would think so too but this might shed some light on why his cheque is so lacking.
>"The creators of the show starring Tim Allen alleged that Disney licensed the show for syndication in New York and other territories for less than the market value and didn’t consult with the show’s creators about its distribution, as the contract required. This was the second time that the Home Improvement creators raised hackles with how the show was licensed. An earlier lawsuit made its mark in the entertainment industry as one of the first "vertical integration" claims, taking aim at how Disney was licensing the show to its own affiliates to the disadvantage of profit participants."
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/disney-beats-lawsuit-home-improvement-761887
>>71797524
The actor of Dewey also cut out the rest of the cast and was in rehab (which can be heroin abuse).
I'm going with Dewey, whether real or a troll making it up to look like him.
The guy specifically mentions brothers; maybe it's to throw people off the scent. What if he had SISTERS?
>>71797816
I'm putting money on Home Improvement at this point
Now the question is, which one is it?
>>71793927
Going with Home Improvement on this
>>71797816
>>71797881
Mark if anyone, his parents spending all of his money, and complete lack of work being the most damning things.
![haimx-large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3WNT7w3.jpg "haimx-large[1].jpg")
Who raped him?
Would it be drake and josh?
>>71794117
>riskyclick.png
>>71797881
>>71797935
>>71797951
I'm gonna go with Mark (Taran Noah Smith). Appeared on a 7th Heaven episode too which is now known for child abuse.
>>71797951
>>71797935
At 18, he gained control of his $1.5 million trust fund, which he accused his parents of squandering by purchasing themselves a mansion.[2][3]
In 2001, Smith was quoted as saying, "I started Home Improvement when I was 7, and the show ended when I was 16. I never had the chance to decide what I wanted to do with my life. When I was 16, I knew that I didn't want to act anymore."[4]
At seventeen years old, he married Heidi van Pelt on April 27, 2001. The marriage sparked much controversy due to the couple's age difference - Van Pelt was sixteen years Smith's senior.[5] The couple filed for divorce on February 2, 2007.[6]
In 2005, Smith and his then-wife formed a California-based non-dairy cheese manufacturer and restaurant, Playfood, specializing in vegan and organic foods.[1]
from taran(mark from home improvement's wiki)
At 18, he gained control of his $1.5 million trust fund, which he accused his parents of squandering by purchasing themselves a mansion.[2][3]
In 2001, Smith was quoted as saying, "I started Home Improvement when I was 7, and the show ended when I was 16. I never had the chance to decide what I wanted to do with my life. When I was 16, I knew that I didn't want to act anymore."[4]
At seventeen years old, he married Heidi van Pelt on April 27, 2001. The marriage sparked much controversy due to the couple's age difference - Van Pelt was sixteen years Smith's senior.[5] The couple filed for divorce on February 2, 2007.[6]
In 2005, Smith and his then-wife formed a California-based non-dairy cheese manufacturer and restaurant, Playfood, specializing in vegan and organic foods.[1]
>>71795765
looks like a straight up backwoods inbred moonshine addict though
>>71798080
lines right up with the original story on reddit too.
>>71798110
I was on a primetime TV show for many years. I think most people under 35 would have been fans of the show although the guy who played our dad is more famous for another role that came after the show ended. I was sexually abused by many people during my stint on the show including executives and one of the smaller role actors. The studio all knew about it (in fact the guys who played my brothers were also molested) but bought our silence. I always felt like that even though I was molested, at least I had money. Well, my parents spent most of it. And I had to spend what was left to pay for my asshole sibling's drug rehab and to fix their fucking problems. All I have to show for it is $8,000 and my family still asks me for money and complains to me about their problems. I turned to opiates to cope and for a few years, it helped me immensely. Now I work a normal 9-5 job and the memories of the sexual abuse is eating me up inside. When I see boys under 12, I think of when I was abused. I hate when people recognize me and want a picture because I remember all those times when a few men would have me pose nude or in speedos or underwear at their Malibu homes. I also hate it when people ask me when there will be a reunion show because it's been 10 years and I want to retort and say "why the fuck would any of us want to do a reunion show when all we have is memories of men sucking our cocks in the dressing room or watching us in the shower or taking us for "special trips" to their homes?" That is why you will never see a reunion show asshole.
>>71798110
What about Zachery Ty Bryan?
>>71796791
>johnathan taylor thomas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n785svhwonM
>>71794821
Wow you're stupid
I don't think its Home Improvement lads. Its been syndicated too much for this guy to be as poor as he says he is. Honestly I think we've been hornswoggled
>>71798160
Sounds like Home Improvement, yeah
>>71798210
Taylor Thomas was huge relatively speaking for that time period, he'd still have cash from the Lion King too.
>>71798184
I remember seeing him in shit now and then, usually playing a bully or a dumb brute.
>>71798378
see
>>71797816
>>71797744
this started on /tv/ and the mods were deleting the threads
>>71798160
>he guy who played our dad is more famous for another role that came after the show ended
>Ended 1999
Tim Allen:
2002 The Santa Clause 2
1999 Toy Story 2
2007 Wild Hogs
2010 Toy Story 3
Guys, I think I cracked it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Even_Stevens
Shia LaBeouf confirmed for getting probed by Decepticons.
>>71798418
>Last Man Standing
>>71797626
Is it this show?
IT'S DEWEY
MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE
THERE'S NOTHING IT DOESN'T FIT
He got f'ed in the a
>>71794588
Christ, what a fucking degenerate
>>71798415
Yeah he usually plays the popular meathead jock bully stereo type
That 70's show
>>71798538
left show for "academic reasons"
>>71798418
works a 9-5 too, on the last part of his personal life wiki,
>In 2005, Smith and his then-wife formed a California-based non-dairy cheese manufacturer and restaurant, Playfood, specializing in vegan and organic foods.
he also married a woman much much older than him, kinda points to all that too i think, i mean not necessarily that anyone that would do that would, but it seems to me someone that was fucked so hard as a child would look for comfort from someone a bit older.
>>71798110
>>71798110
>>71798110
Look at the state of his foreclosed home:
http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/17/home-improvement-stars-house-a-real-s-thole/
Read this shit:
http://variety.com/2007/dirt/real-estalker/poor-poor-taran-noah-smith-1201226489/
It's definitely this kid.
>>71798621
>home is in LA
>home improvement filmed in burbank (california)
>>71798288
Care to elaborate? I'm guessing you think the FBI cares if you visit a website?
>>71795765
>There's no way this guy is a heroin addict.
>>71794002
But those women don't even investigate. They just pick the most immediate target and start screaming until said target gets fired.
>>71798732
>>71798621
this whole thing is making me sad now
>>71798732
>>71798732
>>71798732
Jesus christ you autistic faggots, the pleb is shitting out of his mouth...this is all bullshit.
>>71793728
It's not fucking Married with Children is it? That Al Bundy always looked like a kid diddler, I just didn't want to believe it.
>>71798812
i was saying those are points in favor of it being him...
all this shit took place in malibu and hollywood
did you think i was making some reference to the relative distance from his most recent home to a show he did in the 1990's?
go drink some coffee, or maple syrum and come back, you gotta step your game up.
>>71795765
Never realized this poor guy had microcephaly.
>>71798835
>Sweating_Bryan_Singer.jpg
>>71798886
You are fucking stupid toothepaste.
>>71798160
>I was sexually abused by many people during my stint on the show including executives and one of the smaller role actors.
>and one of the smaller role actors.
Wilson? Al? Heidi?
>>71798896
Most recent home? Foreclosed in 2001.
Also, what is your point that it was in Malibu?
>>71798981
>Heidi
fuck yes my nigga.
>>71798988
my point is, that all the shit took place in california, the show was shot in california, he lives in california.
his parents pissed away his money, he hasn't done shit since.
he would be out of contact with the brothers, because jonathan taylor thomas went on to be extremely successful, he doesn't need home improvement in his life.
>>71798988
>>71799155
it wouldn't be rare to drive even a few hours for an acting gig.
>>71799155
Does he have a sibling in real life that he had to bail out, though?
>>71798981
This is one question the MitM camp seems to not answer
>>71799155
>>71799155
Also, check out some of the comments on that TMZ article.
"I lived at that house with Taran and Heidi. I could tell TMZ and you all some interesting stories. Taran's lawyer stated that you can thank his gold digging ex-wife for the debacle he's in, well that may be partly true, but I will tell you that Taran had just as much to do with the collapse of the home that now needs so much improvement, not to mention the extreme makeover his financial life needs too. He partied too much and was not responsible enough. He did not know how to manage his money and was too easily influenced to spend his money foolishly by Heidi. It was a constant party laced with many business ideas and creative projects that never went anywhere for the most part. Taran's a good guy and has a great heart. I believe he will pull out of this. But the best thing that ever happened to him was the separation from his surrogate mom/girlfriend, Heidi Van Pelt. Though she also has a good heart deep down and can seem charming and fun on the surface, she is a snake that will turn around and bite you in the back the moment you are not looking. Taran's a good guy and has a great heart. I believe he will pull out of this. But the best thing that ever happened to him was the seperation from his surrogate mom/girlfriend, Heidi Van Pelt. Though she also has a good heart deep down and can seem charming and fun on the surface, she is a snake that will turn around and bite you in the back the moment you are not looking. Good luck Taran. Thanks for the fun and life changing times at 4121."
Parties too much. Doesn't know how to handle money. Classic case of heroin junkie.
>>71799239
was that mentioned in the reddit post?
all i saw was parents pissed away most of his money.
Bryan Cranston is a child rapist
>>71799239
yes, a younger sister. Ariandrea Hilary Smith.
So the "dad character" gained bigger fame from a later role. Hmmm. Tough. So perhaps went from a TV Dad to a popular film role. Or more successful TV show.
That's seriously helpful, but gee golly hmm
.??
>>71799322
>And I had to spend what was left to pay for my asshole sibling's drug rehab and to fix their fucking problems
Brother or sister, I guess.
>>71799343
that's quite an assertive assertion there...
>>71797955
charlie sheen, google it.
>>71799393
Siblings: Ariandrea Hilary Smith
looking now
>>71799383
I don't know who any of those people are or what the show is.
>>71799613
he also won his money back in a lawsuit against his parents, claiming "they were not acting in his best interests.
spending it on the other kid, might do that.
>>71799290
Why the fuck am I seeing a double of everything lately
Youtube videos have are 2x'd... then in multiple 4chan posts I see this shit
"Taran's a good guy and has a great heart. I believe he will pull out of this. But the best thing that ever happened to him was the separation from his surrogate mom/girlfriend, Heidi Van Pelt. Though she also has a good heart deep down and can seem charming and fun on the surface, she is a snake that will turn around and bite you in the back the moment you are not looking. Taran's a good guy and has a great heart. I believe he will pull out of this. But the best thing that ever happened to him was the seperation from his surrogate mom/girlfriend, Heidi Van Pelt. Though she also has a good heart deep down and can seem charming and fun on the surface, she is a snake that will turn around and bite you in the back the moment you are not looking. Good luck Taran. Thanks for the fun and life changing times at 4121"
>>71794776
That show ended in 95 not 2007
>>71799779
Why am I seeing double
At 18, he gained control of his $1.5 million trust fund, which he accused his parents of squandering by purchasing themselves a mansion.[2][3]
In 2001, Smith was quoted as saying, "I started Home Improvement when I was 7, and the show ended when I was 16. I never had the chance to decide what I wanted to do with my life. When I was 16, I knew that I didn't want to act anymore."[4]
At seventeen years old, he married Heidi van Pelt on April 27, 2001. The marriage sparked much controversy due to the couple's age difference - Van Pelt was sixteen years Smith's senior.[5] The couple filed for divorce on February 2, 2007.[6]
In 2005, Smith and his then-wife formed a California-based non-dairy cheese manufacturer and restaurant, Playfood, specializing in vegan and organic foods.[1]
from taran(mark from home improvement's wiki)
At 18, he gained control of his $1.5 million trust fund, which he accused his parents of squandering by purchasing themselves a mansion.[2][3]
In 2001, Smith was quoted as saying, "I started Home Improvement when I was 7, and the show ended when I was 16. I never had the chance to decide what I wanted to do with my life. When I was 16, I knew that I didn't want to act anymore."[4]
At seventeen years old, he married Heidi van Pelt on April 27, 2001. The marriage sparked much controversy due to the couple's age difference - Van Pelt was sixteen years Smith's senior.[5] The couple filed for divorce on February 2, 2007.[6]
In 2005, Smith and his then-wife formed a California-based non-dairy cheese manufacturer and restaurant, Playfood, specializing in vegan and organic foods.[1]
>>71799735
http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2006/12/taran-noah-smith.html
>>71799849
this is all i've got on the sister
https://www.intelius.com/people/Ariandrea-Smith/0cb82fw18n8?hasSentRedir=1&refer=4918#profile
>>71799849
there's literal a site for washed up celebs kek
>>71793728
look at how my thread is slid.
>>71798056
>I am certain it is related to Pedowood.
>>71795846
Beans from even Stevens but there were 2 brothers and the dad isn't famous.
>>71794800
> It doesn't look like MitM is very popular in the states.
That's completely untrue. It's still very popular. It's also still syndicated, I watched an episode earlier today
>>71796375
>I love you
>You love me
>>71800054
Shit, have we ever considered any of the Disney Channel shows?
I can't think of anyone who got famous by being a Disney sitcom dad. Hell, I don't even think I can think of any Disney shows that had three brothers. Even Stevens? I don't remember shit about that one.
![p183957_b_v8_ah[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uM1JnnP.jpg "p183957_b_v8_ah[1].jpg")
>>71799849
sounds like a guy that had a fucked up childhood to me, trying to find comfort wherever he can.
>>71799922
check'd
>>71796791
>jonathan taylor thomas
He had a guest appearance on Tim Allen's new show, Last Man Standing.
Doubtful it's him
>>71799823
I looked into this a few years ago - Playfood the restaurant never opened. They leased the space and started reno's but it never actually opened.
Van Pelt hoodwinked him by starting a second LLC with a very similar name and putting the corporation exclusively in her name. That's how she was basically able to take all his money. He was just a left-wing manchild with no idea of how business or the real world worked and she took full advantage.
>>71799849
>>71799849
>>71799849
>>71799849
>>71799849
LOOK AT THE PICS BOYS THIS IS THE ONE
PROOF
IN
THE
LINK
CONFIRMED
Alright, so what are the current ranking of shows most likely to fit this guys description?
>>71800229
yeah, we're past that, jonathan clearly went on to be famous, which would only add to it being taran, it would make sense
>>71800341
home improvement has won, it's taran noah smith.
malcom in the middle was second place...
but it's taran, his story lines up perfectly.
from locations, to events, to not being incontact with anyone else.
the dates are right, taran's life fits the build.
all the way down to his belief that he has no credibility.
>>71798621
Thats a spooky and fucked up house desu, like a person with MPD designed the interior
>>71797744
And who is this devil enchantress of male ejaculate?
No way this kid hasn't been kiddy fucked.
>>71795352
>I'm sad that after only three hours of being live, I've had to lock this post. /r/confession, and reddit itself, take anonymity seriously. Even if you don't agree with that, the rules of this subreddit explicitly state on our sidebar that no attempts to identify OP are allowed. Of 91 comments, 47 were removed for attempting to do just that, and abuse warnings have been tagged on each username that has done so. Please understand that by making attempts to identify the poster, you could both be putting them in harm's way and/or causing them emotional turmoil.
I fucking hate the attitude of some reddit mods. Oh no, they put an abuse tag on a profile. I bet they feel so in charge.
Reddit mods are fucking jokes
>>71800433
Aww man, I was really hoping it would be MitM. I never watched Home Improvement, so there's much less shock value to me.
>>71800376
>Token white kid
>>71800376
Def. could be this, but the two brothers thing ...
how does a kid with blond straight hair grow up to have dark curly hair? is this a westerner gene thing?
>>71800433
>home improvement has won, it's taran noah smith.
What did tim allen get famous for after home improvement?
>>71800934
Holy smokes, those gums
>>71800934
maybe?
alot of people in my life grew up with lightbrown-blonde hair, then went on to have dark or black hair.
>>71800958
like a hundred things, movies, talk shows, stand up.
just look him up
>>71800934
Yes. Lots of children are born blond but their hair darkens as they get older. Sometimes they get more wavy too.
>>71800958
>Toy Story 2 and 3
>Last Man Standing
et. al.
>>71794431
I think the only possible sho from this list is Harvey Birdman
>>71801034
>like a hundred things, movies, talk shows, stand up. just look him up
>although the guy who played our dad is more famous for another role that came after the show ended
nobody is pointing out that role brother
>>71800934
>anglos
So, we did it reddit? Can we confirm?
>>71800376
Good point. We've been ignoring the negro sitcoms and shit. Bernie Mac Show maybe? Weren't there a ton of brothers and sisters on that?
>>71801112
see
>>71801092
Toy Story series easily, Last Man Standing his own TV show.
>>71801112
no, obviously home improvement is the biggest reason to know tim allen.
but he had equal sized work from that point on.
do you think that use of words takes away from everything else?
>>71800958
How do the Home Improvement deniers (dear lord) not think that Buzz Lightyear is infinitely more famous than Tim the Tool Guy? It's Taran.
>>71801177
1 little brother, lots of sisters.
>>71801139
Pretty much.
Blonde as a kid here. Brown as a teen.
Saw it happen to heaps of kids that were blonde.
Taran seems to be the most likely candidate but what now?
boy is this bringing back some bad memeories
Why give so many clues if he doesn't want to be found out?
>>71801207
>no, obviously home improvement is the biggest reason to know tim allen.
>Who is Buzz Lightyear?
>>71799779
>Why the fuck am I seeing a double of everything lately
Same here. They are testing us.
>>71801253
I guess, have a look at the execs of the show.
>>71801207
>but he had equal sized work from that point on.
Home Improvement was Tim Allens magnum opus man, what the fuck else does he have, wild hogs?
>>71801203
>Toy Story series easily, Last Man Standing his own TV show.
I've never even fucking heard of last man standing, and toy story started after 2006? you serious?
>>71793911
Autism is a blessing to the world. They will not rest until the puzzle is solved. God gave us retards in order to give order to the world. Don't question his creation.
>>71801271
Release date: November 22, 1995 (USA)
you stupid fuck jesus christ
lmfao are these shill threads up again, I thought mods range-banned most of you
>>71801278
>they are testing us
Who?
>>71794800
>>7th Heaven
Didn't ./pol/ already decide on this? Was it rebuffed?
So what are we even gonna do if we find out what show it is?
>>71801177
Aren't all blacks sisters and brothers? Could be a twist in the clues.
>>71801332
It's obviously a cry for help. We need to reach out to Taran and let him know we are here for him. We need to do this right now.
>>71801387
Nothing.
I wish this piece of shit would just say who he is, this is stupid and makes me think it's bullshit.
>>71801256
I don't think he knows our autism power level.
Does anyone remember when Mark had that goth phase in the show? Maybe a Halloween episode and he was creating a really satanic film project. 2spoopy4me
>>71801319
>Home Improvement Final episode date: May 25, 1999
>Toy Story (1995)
>Toy Story 2 (1999)
>I've never even fucking heard of last man standing.
>I haven't heard of it, it isn't popular REEE
You are thick as a brick mate.
>>71801253
yeah, that's what im struggling with too...
>>71801271
i was saying he continued to have big roles, so it fits well enough, better than anything else.. keeping in mind he was a kid i doubt he would realize how much that show was based around what america already knew tim allen as.
>>71801319
taking it from both sides here, i get it, but tim allen got to ride that wave for a long time.
there was the santa movies, hundreds of voice jobs, TV shows.
tim allen was a pretty huge star continuing after that.
he's also known as a car guy, on the scale of jay leno.
the rest fucking fits, look at taran's life and tell me it doesnt scream "I WAS DIDDLED!"
>>71801387
Blame Dan "put her in the van" Schneider
>>71797935
There were 3 brothers though
The Reddit poster was happy the dog. You are all retarded for to fitting the clues together.
>>71801462
>>71801387
this is /pol/ we can tell you what and who, but we can't do anything with it.
you want /b/ or /adv/ for that
>>71801467
>the rest fucking fits, look at taran's life and tell me it doesnt scream "I WAS DIDDLED!"
It does, but it's obvious bait. He specifies role.
>>71801466
>You are thick as a brick mate.
Ok then explain how the show ending in 1999 has a 10 year anniversary in 2016
go ahead bud ill wait
>>71801361
>>71801254
feels ugh man
So is someone going to DM his account on reddit with this thread and let him know we deciphered his riddle ? Would it give him some happiness / satisfaction ?
The problem with it being Taran is that he said there would never be a reunion and a reunion happened
>>71801466
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2035715/The-cast-Home-Improvement-reunite-happy-family-shot-12-years-ended.html
you're so fucking stupid it's unreal
>>71801511
His character had 2 brothers.
>>71801562
I was highlighting dates to show that Tim Allen became more successful for a role post Home Improvement which fits with the "father got more famous post show" narrative.
Where was the part about a 10 year anniversary being in 2016? I must have missed that?
