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TRUMP GENERAL - GRILL THE SHILLS EDITION
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VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
Connecticut: 4/21 online - 4/25 in-person
Nebraska: 4/22 REGISTER HERE: https://www.nebraska.gov/apps-sos-voter-registration/
Washington: 4/25 online - 5/16 in-person
Oregon: April 26
New Mexico: May 10
NJ: May 17
CA, S. Dakota: May 23


*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers:
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on 4/26
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below:
http://www.kellerfordelegate.com/#!know-your-delegates/s4vv7
>Find your congressional district here:
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

>DELEGATES Don Trump: 845 / The Leftovers: MATHEMATICALLY ELIMINATED
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
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PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
AWOO~
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Gil-Golly was a shitty meme,
Of him the pundits sadly sing:
The rats good friend who shilled for free
Before the voters disagreed.

His odds were long, his ads were keen;
His failure far before was seen.
His voters kept alive their feels,
before he dropped out of the field.

But now it seems he's gone away
And where he's crying none can say
For into darkness drove his car
To Cleavland where the shadows are.
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I'll just leave this here
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MAGA
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You can trust us desu
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>>71772973
Movement
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>>71772994
>The Fall of Gil-Galad
Noice.
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BUILD WALL
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>>71772973
Kill yourself anime fag. Anime is for fucking beta faggots. We don't want anime fags on the trump train.
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MAGA
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Reposting for those who don't know
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>>71773105
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>>71773105
A
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>>71773144
STOP STEALING MY RARE PEPE
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>>71773105
You will never be Australia
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>>71773145
Posting polls for tuesday
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>>71773202
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>>71773144

>trumpette

pls be in london
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Sup, friends? Mind if I hang out (for 2 more months)?

God bless.
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Updated OP. Use it.

Pro-Trump PA Delegates Open Campaign Office: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYrnuz1o8NE
Mitt Romney’s Niece Becomes a Pro-Trump Delegate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAuwfsWt0zw


VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEBRASKA- 4/22 https://www.nebraska.gov/apps-sos-voter-registration/
CT- 4/25 in-person
WA- 4/25 ONLINE / 5/16 in-person
OREGON- April 26th
NEW MEXICO- May 10th
NJ- May 17th
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- May 23rd

*URGENT* PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS:
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You can find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
http://www.kellerfordelegate.com/#!know-your-delegates/s4vv7
>Find your congressional district here
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 845/Dildo Destroyer: 559/One State Wonder: 148
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Harrington, DE 4/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51qasW8X4Fk
>Rally Harrisburg, PA 4/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTjEl7slx6c
>Rally Berlin, MD 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXO7JCS5xIU
>Rally Indianapolis, IN 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzCRJf0Yqi0

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 4/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8L9I72eILw
>Trump on O’Reilly 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrhqMYsrjM

ENTERTAINMENT
>Donald Trump (Black Version) (Written by Prince)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
>Geraldo Rivera: Ted Cruz is just Creepy
https://twitter.com/Campaign_Trump/status/723312844993777664
>YCSTT Vol. XXIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://rsbnmusic.bandcamp.com/album/right-side-soundtrack-vol-1
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>>71773242
>those double-digit leads
But Rubio is looking strong too in Rhode Island.
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>>71773016
It gets better
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It's my friends 21st, we got TRUMP WINE to celebrate. We're all huge trump supporters and /pol/aks, this sweet nectar will aid us in the quest to make america great again.

It would make his birthday if you could apply some meme magic to this great picture I made. Spread it like wildfire in all trump threads. As always, MAGA my friends.
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Sneks for Trump!
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>>71773272
She's a prude. And she steals my rarest of Pepes.

She's damaged goods.
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>>71773272
Capital region of NY, sorry to disappoint you. I went to the Albany rally and Trump energized me so much that I haven't been able to stop drawing
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Roosting because I took too long and got beat by the new thread
>>71772844 #
>Got a link to anything you've made?
Sadly no, everything is private and darkweb and I don't post paid work(which is every video I do since it's too much of a pain in the ass to do probono)
I'll try and cook something up though, see if StumpBro has anything on the back burner he wouldn't mind me tinkering with
I'm pretty good at Illustrator and handy with PS so I'll do some edits(if you want something specific since you've not been a cunt I'll gladly do you a solid on whatever you want, even anime)
>tfw the captcha says pizza but still accepts the extra ravioli you accidentally hit)
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>>71773309
Is this a sign of Marcomentum
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>>71773306
I think I'll actually leave after this thread, I need to make dinner and play catch with my cousin.
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>>71773369
It's amazing how much the man inspires people
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>>71773309
Well the RI polls are outdated of course. No new ones out yet, none that I know of at least. Don't think too much should have changed there though, other than Trump going even higher in the numbers
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>>71773389
alright.
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>>71773351
Hey hey hey, don't be mad that you made a trade with me and you didn't like the deal after the fact. I made up for it with my rarest of Pepes. A more than adequate apology.
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>>71773105

49%

LE EPIC CEILING MAN ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>71772949
Which states are open and closed primaries?
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>>71773399
He's inspired so many people to do better with their lives.
I honestly think he's the greatest roll model any American could have.
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MAGA
BUILD WALL
KILL TPP
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I saw some documentary on Teddy the other day and he sounded a whole fucking lot like Trump. Brash, high energy, loquacious. Educated in as an elite but connected well to the common man. Like Trump, he'd go out and do rallies all over the country and people would flock from all around just to see him. He believed in American power and used it to get every advantage he could for his country. He railed against Trust and big money for the sake of the common man.
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More lovely sneks that love Trump!
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>>71773453
I MADE NO SUCH TRADE.

Don't worry. The Meme Police have been notified of your stealing of OC.

YOU'VE STOLEN YOUR LAST SPICY MEME. YOUR HEISTS ARE OVER.
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>>71773543
They are pretty similar. Though I don't think Trump has ever been an avid hunter or outdoorsman
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>>71773306

YOU CAN REGISTER ONLINE IF YOU LIVE IN THE PACIFIC TRIAD

Washington:
> http://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html?language=en

Oregon
> https://secure.sos.state.or.us/orestar/vr/register.do

California:
> http://registertovote.ca.gov/

MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT! MAKE CASCADIA GREAT AGAIN!
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>>71772800
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>>71773377
Lol, just responded to that. Yeah, checking pc and the drivers. Bitch be running again, but wiped out, so fixing that first and all.
>The battery fucking dead, only hardware to fail
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>>71773306
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAuwfsWt0zw
"Mitt get on your knees".
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>>71773242
>>71773145
>all this winning
g-guys... i don't th-think i can t-take it anymore...

Mr. P-President... i...
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MAGA!
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I loved how desperate they got near super Tuesday. Mitt Romney and the taxes was hilarious.
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>>71773105
t. Trudeau
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>>71773562
WE ARE ON THE CASE
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Will El Rato and Dr. Who drop out if Trump sweeps on next tuesday?
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http://usuncut.com/politics/bernieorbust-democracy/

And the MSM keeps telling that it's the RNC that is falling apart.
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>>71773562
We should be using our meme magic for good, not against each other, brother.
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>>71773687
Don't forget Rato.

>I suspect there is something in those taxes he doesn't want us to know. Maybe Donald is involved with the Mafia.
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everyone. i have some news.. look at this:

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/bubba-does-it-again-blaming-kids-for-the-nations-economic-woes/article/2589291

guys.... this is bad. Blaming kids for something they didn't even do?

that's a 100% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.

i've been a hilldog since march of 2016, when the first check came in ... but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of hillary clinton's campaign.
i used to be a hill supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... trump.

i'm now st-st-stumping for.. trump
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>>71773303
Sure thing, El Rato. Maybe you can buy some more delegates while you're here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g
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>>71773687

Who?

>>71773748

Those faggots just want to bleed delegates. They don't care anymore about about winning primaries.
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>>71773504
But le not presidential

Child shud be loon at presi as role model
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POO IN LOOS BTFO
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>>71773735
>>71773756
AHA. SAY YOUR PRAYERS PEPE STEALER.

YOUR HEISTS OF SPICY MEMES HAS COME TO AN END.

>I'm going to get a shower fuck you
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>>71773687
There have been so many wonderful moments.
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>>71773748
Kasich? Maybe

Cruz? He will drop if Trump sweeps Indiana
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51qasW8X4Fk

rally faggots
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holy shit you namefags/drawfags are some cancerous faggots, kill yourselves pls
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>>71773748
I don't know what to expect from those two anymore.
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Sneks that love Trump are the best kind of sneks!
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>>71773753
that guy's hit skill cap irl
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>>71773934
reddit pls go
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>Greta takes a day off
>Titty monster takes over and devotes a full hour for Prince
Fuck Prince.
Where was Scalia's autopsy when we should have had one?
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>>71773748
No and no.
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>>71773863
>Rosenberg

Uh, I'm not even surprised anymore.
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>>71774107
If I see that fucking dog one more time...
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>>71773748
no they will continue until Trump gets 1237 delegates. They want a brokered convention and to steal the nomination from Trump. The election should be if you have the most delegates and votes you win. The rule that if you don't get are made up number we can steal the nomination from you is so obviously corrupt its stupid.
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>>71773909
yeah, from 4 hrs ago. thanks.
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Daily reminder to any oldfags here that it's okay to chuckle a bit that DONALD TRUMP of all people is our last hope to save this country.
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>>71773543
He also wanted to regulate anything he could get his hands on
Was he a cool person? Yes
But he was also a progressive and didn't mind government intervention in the slightest
Vid related, he was a badass with balls though
https://youtu.be/EgIASPOlEaQ
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>>71774183
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Can someone please explain common core to me and why it needs to be replaced?
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>>71773172
FUCKING
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>>71774276
How do you mean "of all people"? Big Donald has always been based, it was only a matter of time until he assumed direct control.
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>>71774348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si-kx5-MKSE
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>>71774247
The rule is fine. Its just that its nearly fucking impossible to accomplish with 18-20 stubborn candidates in the race. I bet the others that dropped out wish they'd stayed in now.
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>>71773641
Damn, if I'm gone before you post them I'll make sure to stay on this thread for archive
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>>71774348
they're a shitty set of national guidelines that resulted in a bunch of shitty textbooks being made for the sole purpose of hitting those guidelines
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>>71772973
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>>71774462
I wanted to see what the bantz would be like if Jeb stayed
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>>71774487
dear lord... end it ffs.
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>>71773242
I think the double digit leads are also in Indiana, Nebraska and West Virginia but real clear politics only had one old poll to go off of.
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>>71774487
what the fuck
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>>71774487
>marking a logical, reasonable answer as incorrect
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>>71774056
>Where was Scalia's autopsy when we should have had one?
In a dumpster along with the US Supreme Court's moral integrity
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>>71774408
Most people saw him as nothing but a shrewd businessman with an inflated ego who liked to bang 10s. It's easy to look back on everything he's done and see what a great guy he actually is, but I assure you that virtually nobody saw this coming.
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>>71774408
>assumed direct control.
ME2 was garbage
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>>71774348
I have a whole god damn folder on Common Core. It's shit.

Oh and look at this.
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>>71774487
Fortunately not all teachers are this painfully retarded.
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>>71774724
it was the best of the series, and also a great game
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>>71774348
One size fits all curriculum for every single boy and girl in the United States. When you have systems like these, you're forced to design it for the absolute dumbest person. So the curriculum has been significantly dumbed down. Good teachers suffer because they have less freedom under the guidelines. Bad teachers are unaffected but the teacher's unions ensure that they will always have a job and never be fired, no matter how bad they are.

All this isn't concrete though. The most important thing is that despite these huge efforts, our academic performance has not improved, and has gone down in some areas.
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>>71774487
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>>71774618
It's "proponents" (shills) say it's to early to change it. That there are no resultant graduates.
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>>71774707
I've been a fan of Donald for my whole life, I'd have voted for him in 2000.
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>>71774707
There were a few 'mainstream' people caught on. Bill Maher was one of them.

>>>/wsg/1046085
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It's now #nevertrump for me -- turns out the experienced grassroots conservatives were right all along. I'll have to admit that going down to the local Ted Cruz HQ to get turned into a #cruzmissile was at first a truly embarrassing experience, but in the end I was welcomed with open arms into Ted's flock. The truth is, I will never EVER support anyone who supports lgbt rights. Even if Cruz loses in the general (although the polls say that he will have a true landslide of a win) then so be it -- true conservatives will NEVER compromise on lgbt rights because it stands against the core family values that make us whole.

In Donald's own words "It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep for 1,000 years".... And today I decided to be a lion for a day and destroy lgbt rights. There's no point in winning an election if you need to give up your core conversative values in the process.

Now I'm expecting a flood of #trumpertantrums from the #trumpernutters that infest this board (further proof that Ted is a true insurgent candidate), but as long as I can connect with just one person, just ONE TRUE AND HONEST conservative soul and welcome them into #campcruz... Then let's just say that my job here is done.
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Looks like the Cruzbots have been very busy working on ADVANCED DELEGATE MATHEMATICS.
It's over Drumpfkins, Ted Cruz has already won!

http://www.redstate.com/diary/creinstein/2016/04/22/290282/
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imagine someone hiding all your clothes while you're showering and they leave some girls clothes on your bed for you to wear
you don't want to catch a cold, so you put it on
almost immediately, your anger and frustration melts away, you start to feel warm and fuzzy, the airy feeling between your legs is one you've never felt before, it feels nice
you run up to the mirror and you're greeted not by your own reflection, but by a cute girl
with your manliness all but stripped away, you take out your phone and take a picture, you don't want this feeling to end
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>>71774812
the answer according to the textbook is obviously "that's not possible", which is why she marked it incorrect. teacher's retarded, but the book is too
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>>71774812
It's not the teacher's fault, they get a set of guidelines and have to follow them.
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>>71774816
Education is changing everywhere, man. Diplomas devaluate like shit, and have been for years.
Some of it is because of PC, but not all of it.
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>>71774814
>Series
There's only one Mass Effect and that's the 2007 release
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>>71773810
Slick Willy doesn't want to be first lady and have his incompetent wife ruin his legacy. Most likely him and Trump are working together. No wonder since he was forced to raise another man's disgustingly ugly child and claim it as his own publicly.
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>>71774925
MATHEMATICALLY
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>>71774540
This is probably the best thing Trump has done so far in this election. I was convinced a year ago that it would be bush vs Clinton. Trump knocking him out of the race gave me a sense of hope I have long lost in my election process.
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>>71774960
no, there's 3
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>>71774792
I SURE WOULD LIKE TO CURB STOMP THAT FAGGOT
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>>71774927
Am I allowed to at least get pissed about this? Lewd is against board rules and on top of that it's a faggot in a dress (which belongs in /lgbt/)
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>>71774384
LEAF
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>>71774487
I actually laughed out loud at that pic.

Jesus Christ...
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>post yfw Trump is gonna get stumped at the convention by an actual political player
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>>71774927
what r u talking about nigger
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>>71775033
Nope
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>>71774925
>Making Onion articles real
TOPKEK:http://www.theonion.com/article/gop-statisticians-develop-new-branch-math-formulat-52463
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>>71775102
>tfw too much cheese
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>>71775102
Where are the bodies Rafael?
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>>71774902
I always thought he was a talented businessman, and he's always been funny, but sometimes I can't believe how big this has gotten.
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>>71774925
I can't even.
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>>71773105
>Whose side are you on, son?
>Don't you love your country?
>Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the Trump train and come on in for the big win?
>Son, all I've ever asked of my fellow /pol/acks is that they follow Trump's speeches as the word of God. We are here to Make America Great Again, because inside every cuck there is a nationalist trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this election blows over.
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>>71774925
Guess that's what the onion meant when they published that article about the GOP statisticians inventing a new math where Trump does not win nomination.
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>>71775102
Get cucked hard rat boy, you're mathematically eliminated at this point
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>>71774925
Jesus fucking Christ these cuckservatives are too much
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>>71775156
Ugh
Dont remind me that The Onion basically predicted this whole event years in advance
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>>71775102
>Trump
>Get stumped
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>>71775061
Already reported it my friend
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>>71775317
10 4 good buddy
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>>71773543
Yeah,but Teddy was a little bit... crazier.
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>mfw even under """"""expert"""""" predictions, Trump would only need 46 (~35%) of uncommitted delegates to win

Why are people still saying he has no chance?
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>>71774925
California should be his Nail in the fucking coffin.
Here's the last poll by their ads for TrumpvCruz, before the recent surge mind you guys, by Zipcode putin.
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>>71774925
Autism-tweet.jpg
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>>71774276
How disgustingly corrupt and dishonest must the average US politician be that fucking Donald Trump comes off as an honest and trustworthy man in comparison? He is the epitome of a sleazy "success coach" con artist and everybody has known it since the 80s.
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>>71774620
West Virginia had him at 40% two months ago, he's easily at 60% now

Two Indiana polls have him at an average of 39% beating Cruz by almost 10%

I don't think Nebraska has any polling that isn't ancient enough that Trump isn't even included
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>>71775317
>>71775368
WE GOT THIS
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>>71775309
I hope you all know I screencap these posts so I can laugh myself to death when Ted is announced the nominee on the second ballot.
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>>71775409
They're buttblasted
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>O'Reilly

>Is selling drugs a violent crime?

>Nigger talks about race instead of answering question
kek
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>>71773016
>tabloids
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>>71775483
The Donlad was loved then, and only now we see how honest and great a man can be, not the fuckbucket politicians. Aus, come on. Canada is shit posting better then you
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>>71775483
Go away New Zealand. Nobody cares about your literally who country.
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>>71774276
>tfw old enough to remember how much we laughed at Reagan
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>>71774925
wow
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>>71774927
>You don't want to catch a cold

Life isn't an Anime you chucklefuck
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>>71775483
LOL, called you Aus I did >>71775599
But trip dubs deems you an aussie. Grats
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>POLLS NOW COMING OUT FROM INDIANA

FUCK THE PRIESTHOOD IS FALLING
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>>71775548
Selling illegal drugs perpetuates violence since so many homicides in this country are drug related. I love how niggers always make it about race since by doing so, they're saying all those drug dealers are niggers.

GOTTA REP DA CORNER
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>>71775599
Triple dubs means kek is pleased
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>>71775733
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>>71775624
Wow, how old are you? I'm 34.

SEE KIDS? YOU'RE HERE FOREVER.
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THIS JUST IN:

WE FINALLY HAVE POLLING DATA FOR INDIANA

TRUMP: 37%

CRUZ: 31%

KASICH: 22%


>http://www.wthr.com/story/31792956/exclusive-wthrhpi-poll-trump-clinton-ahead-in-indiana

>https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/04/22/new-indiana-poll-donald-trump-37-ted-cruz-31-john-kasich-22-early-voting-is-double-volume-of-2012/
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How is Cruz still around? It's like the GOP are holding some cheese on a stick in front of him
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I honestly believe that Cruz has a lower IQ than Jeb
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>>71775850

>http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/04/22/fox-news-poll-trump-tops-cruz-by-eight-points-in-indiana.html

FUCK YEAH!
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>>71775850
>Power Overwhelming
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>>71775850
Fox news poll has Trump much farther ahead.
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>>71775409
>93 in California

Literally impossible under current polls. His lead is such that he should win 160-172 delegates from California.
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>>71775851
The GOPe dislikes him almost as much as they dislike Donald Trump. He's deluded himself into thinking he'll be the nominee if Trump doesn't hit 1237.

Let him waste his time. It's going to make it that much better when Trump hits the number.
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>>71773753
They say that every year anything happens to the GOP.

They don't pay any mind to the fact that Bernie's followers aren't going to vote for Shillary. Fucking TYT had a very heated debate about whether or not you should vote for Hillary.
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>>71774927
There's nothing un-manly in wearing a skirt.
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>>71775850
How did they get those numbers with Indiana's law?
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>>71775850
meh
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>>71775624
>60 year old who is down with the memes

You'll be a cool granpa
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>>71775483
Fucking Kiwis suck. You faggots have gone native to the point that you do that stupid ass Maori dance where you stick out your tongue and grunt like miserable faggots taking a big cock up the ass.
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>>71776009
I honestly wish his career ends over this and he goes in crippling debt.
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>>71775850
All according to keikaku.

Now if only some polls came out from Nebraska, I would love to see Trump lead there and take the state.
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>>71775372
>my OC design is on a tshirt
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>>71775977
Those are the "experts" though as the other anon pointed out. The ones who were saying Trump was only going to walk away with 70 delegates from New York.
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>>71775851
He believes a brokered convention is 100% inevitable and that he'll receive the nomination through the pro-Cruz Trojan delegates he's been stacking to represent Trump on the first ballot.
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So here's the story folks,
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>>71773753
I live in a libshit city so I know plenty of Bernie supporters. A few of them would vote for Trump if Hillary got the nomination, most of them say they would not vote, and only one said she would hold her nose to vote Hillary. Why? "To stop Trump."
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>>71776050
Doesn't Indiana only banning automatic call polling? That would mean the more expensive (because you have to pay people) live phone polling and internet polling are both still legal options.
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>>71776050
>How did they get those numbers with Indiana's law?
Apparently, it's NOT illegal for telephone polls.
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>>71776155
We don't win anymore.
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>>71775538
>second ballot
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>>71776013
A sad man with a sad plan

Looking forward to the look on his rat face when he loses
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Daily reminder that no one can stop the Rising Priesthoodâ„¢
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>this Cruz Collapse in "Polls-Plus" forecast

How can Nate Silver justify that he was even so high in the first place
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>>71774970
>bill's only known son is a half-nigger

I wonder if Bill would have married a niggress if it was possible to be a southern politician and a racemixer?
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Requesting the picture of the girl who fingers herself looking at her trump photo at her wall.
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>>71776218
We don't win on trade, we don't win on healthcare
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>>71776282
Maybe Cruz can't afford his "predictions" anymore.
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>>71775538
>I screencap these posts so I can laugh myself to death when Ted is announced the nominee on the second ballot.

You are sad in in more ways than one.
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Guys, have you forgot about me? I'm still in this.
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>>71776326
We don't win on the military.
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>>71776326
We don't win with our veterans
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>>71776349
Who?
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>>71776133
>trump
>win nebraska
Oh you poor, poor retard. Who cares about California or Indiana. Ted plays the long game, and that involves Nebraska, South Dakota, and Montana. CRUZ COUNTRY.
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So what DID happen to that $6million Trump raised for veterans a few months ago? Has he actually given it to anyone or is it still sitting in that foundation he set up... for himself.
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>>71776282
Cruz is collapsing all over once he got mathematically eliminated.
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>>71776349

huh? who?
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>>71776367
We don't win on immigration
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>>71776282
It could be that there have been so much negative reactions about Colorado and Wyoming.
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>>71774462
If they stayed in they would just split the anti-Trump vote further and Trump would have won in Wisconsin

The anti-Trump cucks were right to assume the only chance to beat Trump was to unify around an anti-Trump, but they were wrong in assuming that they outnumbered pro-Trump voters
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>>71776331
>gif

I miss the debates. I miss Jeb. I miss little Marco. This election was so much fun. Now it's so serious and I hate it.
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>>71776349
Golly Gee, I forgot.
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>>71776109
This desu
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>>71776050
Manafort got the numbers. Dont ask questions, Johnny.

(Also requesting someone replace Deniro for Manafort in pic related. Scene from Casino.)
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>>71775409
>getting 16 out of 17 and 33 out of 34 in WTA states
>"experts"
>>
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>>71776367
>>71776400
And it's going to stop, folks. Believe me.
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>>71776425
Common Core is a DISASTER.
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>>71776282

JUST LIKE THE STOCK MARKET ON BLACK TUESDAY.
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>>71776316
I have it with Megyn Kelly
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>>71776409
>the long game
>Nebraska, South Dakota, and Montana
That's a short long game.
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>>71775848
>>71776079
50, and memes are eternal. Praise Kek.
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>>71775848
Hey old man, what were the 80's like?
Was it as prosperous and as great as I've made it out to be in my head?
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>>71776152
It infuriates me that I can just look at wiki-fucking-pedia to know more than these high paid blowhards while I'm sitting here trying to finish my degree and get some shitty desk job
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>>71776349
I'm gonna get nominated by the GeeOhPee
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>>71776560
Golly gee.
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>>71776434
>I miss the debates. I miss Jeb. I miss little Marco. This election was so much fun. Now it's so serious and I hate it.
Aren't we going to have Hillary/Trump debates?
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>>71776464
Casinofag here. It's my favorite movie.

Someone also needs to put Cruz' head on guy who gets walked out of the casino and they use his head to open the door. Trump and Manafort be the two bouncers that walk him out.
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>>71776434
Me too, they were like comic book characters. Rato is just a raging shark who gets a massive erection when he smells blood in the water. He'll take jabs at trump and leap back into his nest.
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>>71776434
Don't worry, we'll have a lot of fun with Hillary.
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>>71776505
It feels very weird seeing my design on a shirt.
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>>71776625
Yep.

It'll be bigger event than the Super Bowl.
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>>71776625
Yea but not many
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>>71776517

Thank you based Trump!
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>>71776433
Exactly right, so why not have the ultimate stacked deck of a presumptive candidate (Trump) and 15 candidates vying to take him down?

I mean, if the goal of this election is to beat Trump, then sure why not.
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holy shit trump has a decent lead in Indiana. I had put that state in Teds column because I just wasn't sure.

Trump will break 1237 EASILY.
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>>71775977
I honestly expect Wisconsin-tier shilling when it comes to California or even Indiana, it'll probably not work but I expect it.

Rumors are Jeb is getting back on the campaign trail in Indiana.
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>>71772949
Nebraska deadline has passed btw.

Ended at 5:00PM CDT

Feel free to remove from future OPs, or just put passed.
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>>71776409
>Nebraska, South Dakota, and Montana.
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>>71776685
I'm nerve wracked about it.
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>>71773242
B-b-but only Ted Cruz, a TrusTED Conservative, beats Hillary... War Room said so
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>>71775977
I think 90 is just how much he would win if he wins the state isn't it?
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>>71776733
thanks. will update
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>>71775409
>he won't win Washington or Oregon

How? How would Cruz win?
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>>71776409
Nebraska, Montana and South Dakota will be close races and Trump will win at least one
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>>71775687
This
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>>71776733

The Don can take Nebraska, but winning Indiana is necessary so that they feel obligated to jump on the hype train.
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>>71776625
One can only hope Trump can bring the bantz and still be more presidential than Hellary
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>>71776683
Because it's awesome and stands for something!
You did great making that.
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>>71776530
Right on brother. Stay strong. MAGA.
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>>71776086
>this mad when someone doesn't worship his idol
Trumpfags truly are pathetic
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>>71776729
Why would Jeb come back? Didn't he learn his lesson?
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>>71776547
>34
>80'were like


'68 fag here, the 80's were prosperous and great if you were already upper class.
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Someone explain this.
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>>71775409
As an Oregonian, all I hear about here are Trump and Bernie desu. Trump for obvious reasons, and Bernie because cucks. But I really believe Rato doesn't even register here.
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>>71776547
I was a kid in the 80s, so of course I thought they were great. I was a kid.

90s were boring.
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>>71776468
Some quote unquote "experts" predicted no delegates in those States. It's an average, not a median
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>>71776895
Trump is going to get 1237
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>>71776505
I want to buy this
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>>71776832
Thanks. It evolved over time with other anons.

First I added the laurel wreaths, then added the words from a different pics. Then other anons added some color and different effects and it all just blended well.

Pic related. First one I posted with the words combo.
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