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>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on 4/26
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below:
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>Find your congressional district here:
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UPCOMING EVENTS
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RALLIES/TH
>Rally Harrisburg, PA 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5RsaZQVQeA
>Rally Berlin, MD 4/20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXO7JCS5xIU
>Epic Rally, Indianapolis, IN 4/20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2WRFx3me2w
INTERVIEWS
>Trump's Family on NBC TODAY 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oW-Z1a7iRs
>Trump Town Hall NBC TODAY 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6MLHLIfdc
>Larry King on MSNBC, Trump Not Racist 4/13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_knRyu2ol8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump Video - EP 3 "The Real Donald Trump Story"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWOOrwDUug
>Trump is Batman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKNJnsZ8kM
>Crooked Hillary Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV3PyGmjBOQ
>YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP VOL. 23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg
previous thread >>71737368
WE WILL BUILD A WALL AND MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT! THIS IS AWOOOOOVMENT
MOVEMENT
MAGA
who here /delaware/ right now?
>>71742269
Mexico will gladly pay for the wall to keep all the trannies away.
I live in Indiana and I can assure you that Trump is going to win the state, I have spoken with a large amount of people and just by simply mentioning the WALL their vote goes STRAIGHT to TRUMP.
I'm actually being serious here, ever since Trump said he would build that wall Indiana has been going nuts for him, the online polls won't show it because most of these voters here don't even use the internet.
I swear to you on my life that Indiana is the one state you don't have to worry about in this coming election.
Congrats everyone and thank you for making this miracle happen.
America will be GREAT AGAIN!
any /pol/ approved games? i like history stuff like age of empires and sometimes an mmo like wow. is heart of iron good?
shit give me some ideas brahs
Is Trump transgender in disguise or something
third for equal lgbt rights
>>71742418
Marco you fucking nerd.
>>71742420
Is that you, britsquid?
PRINCE WROTE A SONG ABOUT DONALD FUCKING TRUMP AND IT'S SPICY AS HELL
>tfw Price made a song about Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
>Donald Trump (black version), maybe that's what you need.
>A man that fulfills your every wish, your every dream.
>Donald Trump (black version), come on take a chance.
>A 1990's love affair, the real romance.
>Honey baby, you are the finest. I have seen.
>And your disposition's so kind you're never mean.
>Girl, you're to good to be true. But last night when you were asleep, you slipped big time.
>I heard you. You said your favorite color was green.
>So guess what?
>Now look here baby. I ain't tryin' to be 90 proof.
>But a super strong woman. She needs a super strong dude.
>... Donald Trump (black version), maybe that's what you need.
>Come on, come on take a chance.
>.... A man that fulfills your every wish, your every dream.
>I can fill your every dream, baby.
>.... Donald Trump (black version), come on take a chance.
>You and me, baby... and me!
>.... A 1990's love affair.
>So many things.
>... The real romance.
>So many things.
>I..., I..., I..., I got what you need baby.
>Come on baby, come on take a chance.
GUYS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71742418
Is that Gianna Michaels?
>>71742269
>>71742275
>>71742275
>>71742269
AWOO
>smug as fuck donald picture
>literally golly gee who
>deceptive rat face in last place
Heh.
>>71742402
All part of the plan.
>>71742418
At least Kay-sick could win his home state
Cruzbots are so stupid, they think the media has this secret file bombshell they will drop after the nomination. Stupid shit like lawsuits and mob """""ties"""""
The media has not been handling him with kid gloves, they've been hating him since June. Cruzbots don't get that his favorability is propped up mostly by ignorance. The main reason Trump caught flak was illegal immigration, Cruz will face that same issue.
Perhaps the best part is that there is actual, substantive hit pieces they could use on Ted Cruz. Perhaps most notably would be the government shutdown and his record of obstructionism. He's a big part of why so many hate the GOP, especially democrats. He's very far right on pretty much everything that he isn't paid to be on, and that's going to turn a lot of people off.
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g (bribery?)
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
Creepy Cruz:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460440845862.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459831491732.webm
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Not arguments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FukGDhJSmg0
PRINCE WROTE A SONG ABOUT DONALD
>Donald Trump (black version), maybe that's what you need.
>A man that fulfills your every wish, your every dream.
>Donald Trump (black version), come on take a chance.
>A 1990s love affair, the real romance."
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/04/22/prince-donald-trump/83382598/
>>71742418
Illuminati: New world order is a pretty redpilled and fun TCG (assuming you have friends)
MOOOOOOOOO
>>71742252
I have some bad news. Looks like Britain just can't get a break.
My deepest sympathies.
https://vine.co/v/i52iJlt7IXv
posting this shit again because someone needs to bring the heat to shillary before she brings heat to trump
http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/04/hillary-clintons-super-pac-taking-a-page-from-vlad.html
Whenever someone talks about the tranny issue just remind them that those laws are unenforceable and the ones being affected are the establishments throwing dyke lesbians that they confuse with trannies.
#CrusadingTranniesforTrump reporting in. MAGA
>>71742555
Media has been desperate to destroy Trump before the convention. And with the amount of money the GOPe has been spending to take the Don out, they would already have any dirt on him and would have used it. Stupid cuckservatives.
>>71742693
cruz doesnt have a presidential nose; he should drop out
Why do I have to know the delegates in my district? Does it matter? Isn't just voting Trump on the ballot enough?
t. PA brah who keeps seeing that in the OP
>>71742555
It's funny he thinks he can actually win, that and his brainwashed followers.
We've been pitching hard center balls right down the center over and over and it fails every time.
Ted Cruz and his politics are so predictable, Clinton has made a living driving these out of the park.
It's now #nevertrump for me -- turns out the more experienced grassroots conservatives were right all along. I'll have to admit that going down to the local Ted Cruz HQ to get turned into a #cruzmissile was a truly embarrassing experience at first, but in the end I was welcomed with open arms into Ted's flock. The truth is, I will never EVER support anyone who supports lgbt rights. Even if Cruz loses in the general (although based on polls he will have a true landslide of a win) then so be it -- true conservatives will NEVER compromise on lgbt rights because it stands against the core family values that make us whole.
In Donald's own words "Better to be a lion for a day than a sheep for 1,000 years".... And today I decided to be a lion for a day and destroy lgbt rights. There's no point in winning an election if you need to give up your core conversative values in the process.
Now I'm expecting a flood of #trumpertantrums from the #trumpernutters that have infested this board (this just further proves that Ted is a true insurgent candidate), but as long as I can connect with just one person, just ONE TRUE conservative soul and welcome them into #campcruz... Then let's just say that my job here is done.
>>71742802
or face
>Neurologist explains why it’s hard to look at Ted Cruz’s creepy ‘unsettling’ face
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/neurologist-explains-why-its-hard-to-look-at-ted-cruzs-creepy-unsettling-face/
>>71742709
Let them come. Bernvictims are children compared to the God Emperor's Followers and their meme mastery.
>>71742821
Because you vote for delegates and the ballot won't show you which delegate supports which candidate. You need to know who supports who or if they don't support anyone will they support the state or district winner.
>>71742555
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9s8dUn7E8I
>>71742476
>Donald Trump (black version), come on take a chance.
MEME MAGIC
>>71742476
WTF, this is real.
>>71742489
Not even close
>>71742888
Kek has blessed his post.
>>71742825
It's amazing they actually believe Romney lost because he wasn't conservative enough and the only way to get a Republican back in the white house is to run an insane preacher against Hillary. Complete nutjobs.
>>71742979
You sure m8?
>>71742888
Preemptive retaliation my friend.
>this shitposting
there's no law on fucking bathrooms just like there isn't a law making someone give up their bus seat for old people, it's just something people do, and when they don't they're made to look like a dick and if they cause a fuss they get kicked out.
it's like there's this new 0.05% of the population that gets surgeries to look old but they're really young, so SHOULD THEY HAVE TO GIVE UP THEIR SEATS ON THE BUS?????
>who gives a shit that's a retarded surgery and this scenario is retarded
YEAH BUT WHAT IF A REAL OLD PERSON'S LEGS FALL OUT BECAUSE THE FAKE OLD PERSON DIDN'T GIVE UP THEIR SEAT
>ask the bus owner that's his job
THIS AFFECTS EVERYONE, MAYBE YOUR GRAMPS
>well they should give up their seat but there's no way to enforce it, and i don't know if i can tell the difference
DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU MAD THAT MAYBE YOUR GRAMPS COULD COLLAPSE FROM EXHAUSTION AND STROKE THERE NEEDS TO BE A RULING ON THIS, A DECISION MUST BE MADE
>the candidate says he doesn't give a shit about it
CANDIDATE IS IN TROUBLE NOW, YOU SAID THEY SHOULD GIVE UP THEIR SEAT BUT HE SAID THEY SHOULD STAY
>no i said i didn't give a shit, and so did he
bad metaphor i guess but this whole idea that you can turn anyone against trump with this nothingness of a statement is idiotic. Who the fuck cares about trannies? We've hated trannies before, and i don't think I'll suddenly start loving them if i turn down inventing a government potty prison to put 3 people a year in.
make some new pasta shills this isn't going to work
>>71742476
wait, is this real...?
>>71743112
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwoJw440fK8
>>71742867
Suggesting a third bathroom and watching the discourse turn to how ridiculous LGBT rights are seems to be The Don's plan.
Either way, 3/10 shill 'cause I replied, faggot.
Trump is setting Rato up to get BTFO in tranny loving California, Wershington, and Oregon.
>>71743170
Holy shit Princes death can be used to benefit the king!!!!!!
>TFW we find out one of Cruz's Hookers was a tranny
>>71742269
Let's build the BEST Wall.
>>71743317
>inb4 kek killed prince
>>71742252
>>71742269
MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nad6SEIALRE
>>71743076
fabulous post, darling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVfCEzdWi-U
>>71743248
It's all part of the plan.
>>71743170
BREAKING: DID DONALD TRUMP HAVE A GAY ROMANCE WITH PRINCE?
>>71742476
THEY KILLED HIM
THEY MURDERED TRUMPS FRIEND
THE FUCKING JEWS KILLED PRINCE
THEY WANTED TO STOP HIS SONG FROM SPREADING
THEY'LL ALL PAY
How many tax dollars will go to the Toilet Safety Administration, I wonder?
Or is this just more burdensome regulation that private businesses will be forced to foot the bill on?
>>71743446
Being a Jehovah's Witness Killed Prince. And AIDS, probably.
>>71743405
ur a fgt
>>71743362
>A FUCKING TRAIN RAILROAD ON IT
Daily reminder:
THIS IS A MOVEMENT!
>>71743483
BREAKING: LEADER OF THE GUINEA PIG COLLECTIVE OF PERU CALLS DONALD TRUMP A FAGGOT
>>71743382
praise him!
>>71743170
A timely reminder that Trump was even a joke in 1990.
>>71742417
If he does 1 or 2 more rallys here, it's a sealed deal. MAKE INDIANA GREAT AGAIN
>>71743076
Pretty much this. Every day thousands of men are in women's bathrooms and vice versa (they're called janitors) and it's no big deal. If someone is acting creepy or strange then the manager or security is notified and it's handled. If it's a public bathroom the cops can be called and they can hassle and question the weirdo. This is a non issue and has nothing to do with the presidency.
The Delaware State Fairgrounds - Quillen Arena
18500 South Dupont Highway
Harrington, DE 19952
Friday, April 22, 2016 at 4:00 PM (EST)
2 bongs 30 bings
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/donald-j.-trump-jr.-tv-spot
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/donald-j.-trump-jr.-tv-spot
pretty good
Any news on Indiana? I hear maybe there is some polling coming out, but so far, all I found are private polls and old polls from December.
http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/polls/bellwether-r-23310
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/04/trump-cruz-indiana-primary-polls-222287
Demographics make it very hard to estimate. Trump does better among Scots-Irish (Americans) and ethnic whites, and worse among Germans and Scandinavians. Indiana has significant numbers of Scots-Irish and other old-stock Americans from Appalachia, but also significant numbers of Germans. There are also fewer Italians and Poles relative to Michigan and Illinois. Indiana also lacks major industrial cities (except Indianapolis and Gary).
Soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI-uVZwoIW8
Whats come from the cruz, sight of hand money trick?
>>71742476
>Now look here baby. I ain't tryin' to be 90 proof.
>But a super strong woman. She needs a super strong dude.
POWERFUL.
>>71743765
STANDING HERE
>>71743719
Know what's hilarious? Trump hasn't done much ads. Not even 100k spent in ads.
Yet he's dominating every primary and every caucus. Meanwhile his rivals spend a fortune in ads and they come in last.
>AND I SAY THAT NOT IN A BRAGGING WAY BUT THAT'S THE KIND OF THINKING WE NEED FOR THE COUNTRY.
>>71743600
Yeah, I know, only full one I found apart of this.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm17701739
>>71743727
Many of Trump's supporters here are former democrats. Don't necessarily trust the polls. Have faith in Indiana.
>>71743915
the latest poll has Trump in the lead. Not by much tho
>>71743727
www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/12/2016-indiana-county-predicts-every-election-trump-fever-213411
Hoosiers are very pro-Trump, but Trump is going to have to put effort in there to seal the deal
>>71743839
this needs to go viral now
>>71743809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=K-pwGx4vv2g
I've seen nothing.
>>71743915
Seeing how Trump won IL and MI, can we extrapolate anything about your state from that, or is the state culture different enough that we need to rely on Indiana polls only?
>>71742476
>... Donald Trump (black version), maybe that's what you need.
>Come on, come on take a chance.
>.... A man that fulfills your every wish, your every dream.
>I can fill your every dream, baby.
HE IS GOING TO GET ALL THE WOMENZ VOTE.
>>71744061
>>71742476
SPREAD THE WORD
GET THE SONG VIRAL GUYS
RED PILL THE MASSES ON OUR GREAT LEADER
>>71744172
I hope trump says something, even its just a chop at "Wow! lyin ted is good at sight of hand!"
Bernouts have been really getting salty lately
>>71744172
Is Neil Turner one of those young CIA agents?
>>71744233
the black vote will be ours!!!!!!!!
>>71743719
beautiful
OY VEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g
Great, we have Hillary shills now.
>>71742476
>Video unavailable
Am I the only one getting this?
anyone watching cnn? they say they have a tape of "trump adviser" saying Trump is only playing a part...
>>71744270
Holy shit
M A G A
A
G
A
awoo~
>>71744270
>that huge wall of text
>literally boils down to
>muh steaks
It's funny watching anyone to claim they know more about business than Trump, how can anyone say that shit with a straight face?
>>71744403
huffpo already linked to a website with it and were cheering that THIS WILL FINALLY DESTROY TRUMP
its either a false flag, disinfo or taken out of context
>>71744402
I can see it in America. Sorry, Peru. :(
>>71744403
That's the new hit on him. He's only playing along. They are going to try this one now. Won't work.
Prince wrote a song about Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
Sample Chorus
>Donald Trump, maybe that's what you need.
>A man that fulfills your every wish, your every dream.
>Donald Trump, come on take a chance.
>A 1990's love affair, the real romance.
MAGA
NEW INDIANA POLL!!!
http://www.wthr.com/story/31792956/exclusive-wthrhpi-poll-trump-clinton-ahead-in-indiana
>God Emperor: 37%
>Rat Cunt: 31%
>Literally who golly gee: 22%
>>71743012
Only shows cuckservatives are sadly as stupid as the leftist commies make them out to be.
>>71744402
https://a.pomf.cat/gpimvy.mp4
>>71743983
>>71743915
There's just too much uncertainty. Indiana is an open primary, but Wisconsin was too. Maybe Wisconsin Democrats were cucky socialists voting against Trump, while Indiana Democrats are Appalachian transplants.
Indiana is definitely more of a redneck state than Wisconsin, but it's still hard to gauge.
>>71744493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
>>71744551
>>71744350
They've been here since the very beginning, m8
>>71744403
No shit? Fucking cunts. Trump supporters have known he puts on a media personality for the cameras since ummmm for fucking ever. Christ almighty it's like his distractors are suddenly pissed about him being a normal human being.
>>71744579
>>71743472
About the same amount as abolishing the IRS and setting up Cruz Tax Collecting Agency.
>>71744403
It was a recording of Manafort talking to the RNC here in Florida.
Manafort basically said that Trump was projecting an image of strength, but would be more presidential in the general.
Same shit, different mouth saying it.
It's kinda scummy that someone would record a private meeting though
>>71744579
Too close for me. Trump needs to be up 10%+
Cruz always surges in states, over performing his polls all the fucking time while Trump is the opposite
>>71742252
THEY JUST SAID ON MSNBC THAT TRUMP HAD LUNCH WITH QUEEN, ANCHOR MEANT TO SAY OBAMA
WEW LADS
E
W
L
A
D
S
Today, I heard someone ask "When has Ted Cruz lied?". Why are Cruz supporters so dumb?
>>71744579
>>Rat Cunt: 31%
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>71742476
>(Black Version)
What do they mean by this?
>Trump rally tomorrow in Bridgeport, CT
Isn't that place pretty ghetto? Full of spics and nignogs
Any recent news on the lawyer that had that dead man's switch on hooker info?
>>71743362
They should put a monorail so we can watch all the Mexicans get thrown out
>>71744772
Uh, like NY or FL?
>>71744876
Who cares it means the racist card just got BTFO
Prince died to absolve him of this slander
>>71744892
Yep. LOADED with them.
>>71744403
Did you seriously think his twitter posts and rally speeches were representative of how he's going to act talking to congress or conducting diplomacy with other nations? Did you really believe the President of the United States was going to make up mocking nicknames for other countries leaders and use them during his speeches?
>>71744772
>rato always over performs
Fuck off, rato.
>>71744772
>>71744868
El Rato has a strong rural base that he's going to push for. This is a state where Trump has the deck stacked against him, the fact he's leading the polls is a good sign.
>>71744876
Prince is saying he is the black version of Trump and could do anything for his girl
>>71744822
STATELY AS FUCK.
>>71744979
Well, that was the idea but I see your point.
>>71744192
As I said, Indiana has a lot of Appalachian transplants, but also a lot of German immigrants. It's also significantly less Polish and Italian than Illinois or Michigan. The counties that went Cruz were central in Illinois, western in Michigan, and northern in Kentucky.
It's all kinds of mixed signals.
>>71742634
AMOOO
>>71744826
If they're so dumb, how come I get paid 5 cents every time they praise him?
>>71744979
He already called one of the saudi princes, 'Dopey Prince'
But yeah, everyone knew this. But since it's actually happening now, people are making a fuss.
Sucks though because I wanted to know Trudeau's nickname
>>71744672
Yeah, it was much less "incriminating" than I first thought. Fucking CNN.
>>71744960
Damn. I hope there's a chimpout tomorrow
>>71745088
>People giving literal retards money for acting retarded on the internet
See, these kinds of deals is why america is in the shitter right now. That's why we need trump, he wouldn't spend a dime on shitposters because he hahis green internet people who would do it for him for free
>>71745088
Five cents? That doesn't even cover the 4Chan pass Tru- I mean my boss gave me to jump start my shilling.
>>71744746
But that's literally what Trump said over and over again. That there will be time to act more "presidential" and that Melania and Ivanka told him to do so.
What the fuck.
>another nail will seal cruz's coffin tuesday
>>71745265
This is something we've known for months; Trump's even said it in public word for word. It's literally nothing.
>>71744979
>make up nicknames mocking the worlds leaders
He fucking better.
Inb4 Lil Kim
>>71744566
The media created this image of him and is now pissed he's saying he's been hamming it up. It's ridiculous. Since the beginning Trump's comments on deportation:
>we have to get the criminals out. Assign an ice agent to drug and gang units so they can handle it on site
>start with deporting the criminals and build a wall so they can't walk back
what about Abuella who's been here 20 years?
>we can take things like that on a case by case basis. But the criminals have to go
BUT HOW WILL YOU DEPORT 12 MILLION???
>look. You enforce the laws, deport a few, fine companies for hiring them, institute e-verify nation wide. If they can't get jobs they won't stay. They'll leave themselves.
BUT HOW WILL YOU DEPORT 12MILLION??? ARE YOU GOIG TO HAVE DEPORTIPN SQUADS????
>I like that. Deportation squads sure.
ZOMFG LITERALLY HITLER /pol/ lulz intensifies
>hey everybody like I've been saying every day for the past six months, when I get towards the general I'm going to act more presidential. Now is the time.
>ZOMG DID YOU HEAR THAT??? HES BEEN LYING TO YOU ALL THIS TIME!!!
MAGA
A
G
A
>>71742606
ayy lmao
>>71745203
A chimpout would only be good if the people there hit back twice as hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
get black with me niggas, come on take a chance
>>71744772
>Cruz always surges in states, over performing his polls all the fucking time while Trump is the opposite
Its 50/50.Trump overperformed and BTFOd Ratto in Arizona, Mass, Florida, NY, Alabama,
>>71742606
>Controlled opposition is just a meme bro!
>>71745393
>>71744979
I hadn't heard the tape when I first posted. Fucking CNN shills. "Shocking discovery" and the reporter asking "did he lie to the American public". Did the asshole reporter lie to the CNN audience because he behaves differently when he's on TV than when he's alone with personal friends?
>>71745393
>>71745602
>Song written by Prince
This is too good.
>>71745800
>>71744350
>said the bathroom issue would bring heat to trump
>people say it's nothing
>El rato makes a retarded ad about it
>Say Shillary is going to bring her internet paid shills attack trump
>people don't care
Destroy her reputation before she comes for trump.
>>71745771
CNN is in full panic mode because they are finally realizing the inevitability of Trump winning it all.
>>71745830
We literally hit a jackpot here, if we don't roll with this soon it might be too late.
>>71745351
Fat Kim?
>>71744403
If Trump is pretending to be a big mean demogogue, it means
>he's smarter than the media gives him credit for
>some of his positions are just to rile up supporters
>his supporters can make him up to be whatever they want, disregarding his statements they don't agree with
In other words, I can say that Trump was just using torture, killing civilians, and registering Muslim Americans to rile up his base. He doesn't actually believe in that stuff. He's just about enforcing current law, restoring, fair trade agreements, and restoring American hope.
Similarly, the true cons that support Trump can say that the pro-LGBT positions are just a move to the left, and that the real Trump stands up for Christian values.
It's either brilliant or retarded.
Patriotic as fuck
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/723565939162275840
http://www.strawpoll.me/10017998
http://www.strawpoll.me/10017998
http://www.strawpoll.me/10017998
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT AND VOTE
>>71745928
Indeed. Someone should send this to Scavino.
>>71742476
By the Gods..
>>71742476
One of you reddit fags better go and dish this out to the botnet.
>>71745884
Yeah. Theres some serious shifting around going on behind the scenes at all of the maor news outlets. Fox hopefully ends up behind Trump, while CNN, ABC, CBS, and NBC will side against him.
>>71745815
If Trump sweeps Super Tuesday Part IV: Nuclear Boogaloo will the nomination race be indisputably over?
>was feeling sore from work and working out, pain all over, doctor recommended I get a massage
>asian woman gave me an unasked for happy ending
was kinda weird, but I didn't stop her
>>71742417
Feels like I saw this exact same post for Utah and Ohio lol
>>71745863
>>71745361
>BUT HOW WILL YOU DEPORT 12 MILLION???
This is so easy, we get rid of Obama and stop playing catch and release with illegals. We catch tons but few are held in custody and deported.
https://www.independentsentinel.com/obama-ends-deportations-by-diktat-while-pushing-for-amnesty/
>Obama is preventing deportations of illegal aliens, even criminals, while boosting deportation numbers with phony statistics.
>Of the 1.8 million aliens scheduled for deportation, only 2% are in custody, which is the only way to guarantee deportation.
>ICE agents have been ordered to look the other way. Enforcement has been shifted away from internal enforcement to border security. In other words, if illegals get here, Obama has their back.
>>71746322
>Onion
>>71745884
I can understand being against a candidate, but don't they see that it looses effect when it's too obvious?
The Delaware State Fairgrounds - Quillen Arena
18500 South Dupont Highway
Harrington, DE 19952
Friday, April 22, 2016 at 4:00 PM (EST)
2 more bongs
>>71746173
Cruz will be squealing like the rat fuck he is until Trump is sworn into office
Karl Rove and his pundit crew will be saying that Kasich can't be ruled out just yet even after Trump exhibits his first executive order
>>71746371
No.
>>71746173
Yes, although I dont expect rato and Kascuck to do the right thing and concede.
>>71746095
I love that vid it's like he's already president.
Americans are coming out to retake their country.
The Silent Majority has awaken and we need to get this man in power.
>>71746095
Man I'm mad jelly.
>>71743248
It may also play a part in Philadelphia. Philly has a huge gay lobby industry, and no doubt some local conservative gays who get sick of liberal shenanigans.
The more money a gay man makes, the less he gives a shit about kiddie social issues, sort of like blacks. People are pragmatic when they have something to lose. Blacks and gays with wealth mostly just want the government out of their pockets.
Since it takes time to accumulate wealth, most are older also and after life experience, have no patience for youth social campaigns of any kind.
tl;dr- Trump is positioning for the Northeast, PA and Cali. Probably others.
I still think it was something of a slip up though, the way it came out.
>>71746322
for a shillery owned company, the onion has been providing consistent, high quality bantz this election
>>71742252
>gets asked stupid question about trannies and bathrooms
>gives some retarded answer
>conservative butthurt ensues
>Donald Trump gets even more free news coverage as CruzMissiles try to bash Trump with the Bible
>mostly liberal states left for primaries
>moderate Republicans in those states vote for Trump because they like people that make the more fundamentalist right get assblasted
>Trump wins primary
Trump reminds me of Hitler from Look Who's Back. Hitler says that he plays the people like a piano. Trump is playing America like a piano.
When Trump wins, fascism will come to America. It will be the best thing to ever happen to this country. The beautiful thing about the piano comment is that without the piano player the piano does not make music, and just accumulates dust and gets out of tune. But with an expert piano player, the piano can really sing.
>>71746390
I absolutely hate this meme
>>71746310
When I get asked that question I always say, "trains". Seriously, no grown person with a functional brain should be asking that question.
>>71746025
People need to stop listening to talk radio so much. Wake up to the fact all these guys give a shit about is shilling their books or advertising selling gold and dehydrated food. They live secluded from the real world and don't give a shit about the country or how the globalists are raping it. If they cared they wouldn't be talking about where people take a shit.
>>71745602
What the fuck is a black version of Donald Trump? P Diddy?
MAGA
>>71746480
>tl;dr- Trump is positioning for the Northeast, PA and Cali. Probably others.
While Cruz just went hard biblethumping social conservative, even though he just left the bible belt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wQd1DmkTWI
>people still taking trump seriously
COME ON AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN DO IT, FOR FREEDOM
>>71746095
These campaign guys are having so much fucking fun.
MAGA
>>71744665
Why would they leave evidence in the source code like that?
>>71746561
I'd say Tyler the Creator
Anyone have the Rally Link, btw?
THIS MAN NEEDS OUR SUPPORT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PloH-AaM2f4
Anybody see the new lyin ted bathroom ad?
>>71746594
>wanting hillary to be president
Get out
>>71746519
fuck off
WHAT THE FUCK
VIDEO FOOTAGE OF RATO HANDING MONEY TO A DELEGATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g
>>71746480
This is interesting. I know a black, gay, conservative republican from Philly.
>>71742252
>>71742252
You called?
>>71746569
MAGA
>>71746594
Shut up, Mohammed
>>71746697
Fucking nice
>>71746639
WE WILL, DAMNIT.
BIT RIGHT NOW I NEED A NAP
>>71746519
you know it's egregiously offensive that you think California republicans(closed primary) are some tranny loving queers when the reason Trump has the support he does here is because we're a border state that desperately needs the wall
his tranny comment isn't going to hurt or help him here, we're not all San Fransicko
>tfw I was the one that made that the_donald thread about Cruz bribing a delegate
>tfw I single handedly saved western civilization
>>71746643
Bad copypasta job.
>>71746670
it's probably a false flag, he wouldn't do something like that in front of all those cameras
>>71746670
>>71746646
>>71746561
Kanye West
>>71746772
cruzbots are trying really hard to biblethump the tranny issue
>>71745771
>Fucking CNN shills
Truthfully CNN has given trump more favorable coverage than any other network. He has had more one-on-one interviews with CNN and Trump had spoken highly about them after each one.
They even added Scottie Nell Hughes on the nightly news team and her job is to defend Trump from criticism. No other candidate has their own cheerleader on staff.
It should also be pointed out that both Trump and Cruz use CNN's broadcasts at their official rallies (especially when it comes to projections and announcements of winners) . You can look at the big screens in the background and they are all tune to CNN. Cruz and Trump should traditionally both be anti-CNN and yet on their big screens you see wolf blitzer or anderson cooper.
tl;dr
This is not to say CNN is good, it just shows how far foxnews has fallen.
>>71746512
hillary or not they've been spilling out top Ratto bantz like crazy. fucking merciless to the guy.
http://www.theonion.com/search?q=Cruz
>>71746802
>>71746835
A good politician wouldn't. Cruz is a two faced dumb fuck and an all around degenerate who thinks people are fucking stupid
>>71746519
What wonderful answer would you have given? Fuck off, Trump aced the question
>>71746697
Pottery
>>71744892
Supposed to be insane. A couple of Fox guys on the radio said they wouldnt miss it for the world.
PANTS UP
DONT LOOT
https://youtu.be/fQsShQuKpoA
>>71746100
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10017998
Nobody cares enough about the issue to even vote in your strawpoll...
>>71746670
I already got it near the top of /r/all on reddit, theres no way this doesn't make the news
>>71746980
Work on Donald Trump Black Version now, it's the price of having a reddit account.
>>71746646
Wut?
>>71746943
How much did this ad cost I wonder.
>>71744876
He is talking about a black version of Donald Trump, implying the black man trying to woo the woman is like Donald Trump, presumably referring to Donald's well known strong and successful character, a reputation that is New York legend. Its sort of an eponymous analogy, the way "Johnny Cochran" might be used to mean a sly or lucky lawyer.
So the singer is saying he is the black Donald Trump. Apparently the band has a "bling and wimminz" theme.
>>71746526
The Delaware State Fairgrounds - Quillen Arena
18500 South Dupont Highway
Harrington, DE 19952
Friday, April 22, 2016 at 4:00 PM (EST)
1 bong 45 bings
Daily reminder that Trump is Patton reincarnated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEWtbLIwq8I
>>71747098
Any chance of the nomination.
>>71746980
>I AM APPALLED THE DONALD TRUMP CAMPAIGN RELEASED THIS EVIL DECEITFUL VIDEO OF ME INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON THE REAL ISSUES
>LIKE WHERE PEOPLE SHIT
>>71742252
Add to OP:
>Donald Trump (Black Version)
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461348540732.webm
>>71747196
Holy smokes those are ancient memes
>>71746943
Is this really the best he can do? Take something Trump said out of context on a who cares issue?
>I-If we take it out of context and make a big deal out of it, surely that will finally, finally Stump him, it worked so great before!
>>71746942
>mfw potential chimpout while stuck at work
>>71747214
>>71746670
is there any proof of this?
>>71746772
He said it's a states right issue, which it is. He pointed out the state is paying a price because business were exercising their right on who to do business with. He said he didn't care where Jenner took a shit on his private property. To say anything differently would be against the constitution. People need to get a clue.
>>71747214
kek
you must have some aussie in you
>>71746667
>>71746922
>implying I'm not a die-hard Trump supporter
He kept a copy of Mein Kampf in his bedside table. He will make America great again.
>>71746772
I don't give a fuck what is egregiously offensive you dumb Cali bastard. The only reason California is so liberal today is because conservative Californians absolutely dropped the ball. There should have been some sort of hostile, undemocratic takeover of the state government by now. When the hippies were migrating into San Francisco, conservative Californians should have started filling the weed market with marijuana laced with poison or something. Because you refused to fight for your state, it is now Communist shit.
>>71747326
They never learn do they? Those tactics don't work against the Don.
>>71747250
Groovy tbhfam
>>71747236
True conservatives must make it top priority that shit is buried a foot and a half in the dirt, as dictated by the good book
>>71747100
Morris Day was very much of that mindset.
>>71747282
>ancient
Don't feed the ****.
Lads, I'm furious with Obama's intervention on the EU.
Can someone calm me down?
>>71747372
there is in the sense that your legs are usually much stronger and can make use of leverage better than your arms. the angle isn't anything special and could end up sending you slamming into a wall if you put too much stress on the line though
>>71747536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atGscGDRzIE
>>71747536
Everything will be awwright, m8. Don't worry.
Anyone have the "Do it for Trump" copy pasta from the other day, I didn't save it.
Involved squats and being depressed > muh legs n shit; do it for trump
>>71747536
at least he'll be out for good before your queen dies.
and we both know that's not a very long time
:)
