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VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
Connecticut: 4/21 online - 4/25 in-person
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Washington: 4/25 online - 5/16 in-person
Oregon: April 26
New Mexico: May 10
NJ: May 17
CA, S. Dakota: May 23
*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers:
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on 4/26
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below:
http://www.kellerfordelegate.com/#!know-your-delegates/s4vv7
>Find your congressional district here:
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/
>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 845/ WowCow: 559/ GeezOhMan: 146
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Harrisburg, PA 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5RsaZQVQeA
>Rally Berlin, MD 4/20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXO7JCS5xIU
>Epic Rally, Indianapolis, IN 4/20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2WRFx3me2w
INTERVIEWS
>Trump's Family on NBC TODAY 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oW-Z1a7iRs
>Trump Town Hall NBC TODAY 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6MLHLIfdc
>Larry King on MSNBC, Trump Not Racist 4/13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_knRyu2ol8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump Video - EP 3 "The Real Donald Trump Story"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWOOrwDUug
>Trump is Batman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKNJnsZ8kM
>Crooked Hillary Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV3PyGmjBOQ
>YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP VOL. 23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4czDzG63m_c praise Kek
THIS IS AWOOOOOVMENT
Ok guys here's a list of countries that are FUCKED if Cruz wins
>Switzerland
Not the most flavorful cheese, but it's well known and Cruz is going to want it
>France
Brie, Gouda, Gaperon, this country is going to be #1 on Rato's invasion list, you guys need to get the fuck out of there ASAP.
>Greece
He'll probably want some Feta for his sandwiches and salads and shit, it'll probably be after he hits up France and Central Europe so you Greeks will have plenty of time to get out before Rato strikes.
>Italy
If you guys start killing all the cows now you MIGHT have a chance, but I think it's too late.
does Trump have a chance to win Nebraska?
>>71702164
m a t h e m a t i c a l l y
e l i m i n a T E D
New Delaware poll
RATO BTFO
>>71702244
No, the Cruz rule is that if you immediately think of a crop when thinking of a state Cruz will win it.
Kansas
>wheat
Idaho
>potatoes
Iowa
>Corn
Nebraska
>also corn
AWOOLAH
went to his rally in harrisburg today
Fresh OC, coming through.
>>71702244
Nebraska is a corn state, so Cruz likely has the advantage, but it also is more flexible than say Iowa on policy
>>71702250
Do you like my study room senpai
:^)
One nation under Kek. Threadly reminders:
*Ignore idealistic virgins.
*Don't take the bait. Shills reply to shills.
*Identify yourself as a shill please, by replying to a shill.
*Make America Great Again.
>>71702244
Manafort is probably already planning how to take it away from Rato. The Don needs it, otherwise he'll have to make up for the loss somewhere else.
So no one has a number. Rallies are calculable things, but no one is doing it. How many rallies has each candidate had? This number is impossible to find.
>>71702456
Saved
>>71702244
Doubtful, it's cornfucker country and not really factored into Trump's path to 1237
>>71702514
Why would you want these irrelevant numbers?
Are you autistic?
>>71702491
holy kek fuckin slayed
>>71702514
Probably because Trump's rallies are the only ones people watch
Wallpaper I don't like and that I'm deleting. Posting encase someone's interested.
>>71702463
What makes the state flexible?
>>71702479
Trump will MAKE ANIME REAL.
>>71702583
No faggot, if Trump has had 100 rallies, and everyone else has had under 50, it would prove he is outworking them. He is a harder worker > winning.
It's significant.
>>71702355
Utah.
Maine.
Alaska.
Wisconsin. Note Cheese is not a crop.
>live in California
>WAITING FOR MONTHS TO VOTE TO MAGA
JUST
Thank you to the poster from the last thread with the anime egyptian cat girls. I am now safe from prostate cancer!
>>71702514
There is no database or list of rallies. One could go to some trump twitter page and try to count up all the different cities but that would take hours (and I dont think anyone other than you cares enough). I could tell you by my estimates, all the candidates probably have the same amount, about 2 a day (maybe more for cruz and kasich because they get like 60 people to show up)
>tfw you realize you're more Trump like that you ever thought
I never realized just how much I fucking love debating with people, but with defending Trump pretty much every day I find myself having a lot of fun giving proverbial stumping to normies.
>Just spent the last hour on kikebook debating about the LGBT bathroom "issue"
6 different faggots btfo'd
>>71702653
No. He will make nekogirls real before japanese fap cartoons.
He will make anime real if he nukes Japan a third time though.
>>71702350
Source
>>71702350
Heres the source
http://gravismarketing.com/polling-and-market-research/delaware-polling/
>>71702456
wew lad
thanks
>>71702704
I just realized how perfect just trump set himself up for cali. He is going to clean house.
>>71702355
Sad, I'm hoping they'll start to see the futility of insisting on this cuck and further dividing the party.
>>71702666
SATANIC TRIPS OF TRUTH
RALLIES ARE TIRING.
YOU MAINTAIN THAT ENERGY FOR THAT LONG AND KEEP AN ENTIRE ARENA FULL OF PEOPLE COMPLETELY ENGAGES NOT TO MENTION THOUSANDS WATCHING ONLINE.
MR. TRUMP IS DRIVEN BY A MOTOR.
THE MAN IS UNSTOPPABLE.
THE MAN IS UNSTUMPABLE.
>>71702718
I've seen Rato host as many as 4 events in one day. You make a good point about the smaller crowds, too. Faster to move around like that.
>>71702666
Shut the fuck up Saytan no one cares about the number of rallies.
>>71702606
The perspective is awful but its still funny to look at. Saved anyway
>>71702694
>Note Cheese is not a crop.
Is butter a crop?
>>71702718
Why is no one tracking it? Simply "total number of rallies held so far"
No one is tracking that, why? I think it's a significant thing.
>tfw only 6 more weeks until Calibros will vote for the god emperor and secure his goal of 1,237
>tfw Lyin' Ted and OH JEEZ will be cucked out of "muh contested convention"
Feels good man
>>71702164
ALSO:
TRUMP STUMPED! TRUMP STUMPED!
TL;DR:
>asked about using Nukes against ISIS
>immediately asks to walk around the room
>dodges question completely
FULL INTERVIEW:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/03/21/the-most-baffling-moments-from-donald-trumps-washington-post-ed-board-interview/
YOU FUCKERS ARE FINISHED!
YOU BACKWOODS...
HICKVILLE....
TRAILERPARK.....
SISTER FUCKING....
IN DENIAL....
MANCHILDREN...
ARE FINISHED!!
LIBERALS OUTNUMBER YOU!
LIBERALS OUTNUMBER YOU!!
LIBERALS.....
LIBERALS.......
LIBERALS.........
OUTNUMBER..
OUTNUMBER.......
OUTNUMBER...........
YOU!
YOU!
YOU!
Have fun at the convention, losers!
>>71702842
No.
>>71702726
Post screencaps.
>>71702809
That's not true, I personally find it kind of interesting
>>71702350
Kucksich's second in command literally gave up on the state the moment the poll came out. Still, I'm glad the Don is going to rally there anyway. He wants to meet his supporters there.
>>71702611
It's a state that was the center of the Farmer Populism in the late 19th century and still holds a bit of that ideological torch lit.
For example, it's the only state that has a Publicly owned Energy corporation by individual municipalities, and actually sells excess power to Texas for profit
I'm sure Trump can at least be competitive there
>>71702704
What are Cruz's chances in California?
Socal is filled with spics.
>>71702730
Shouldn't you be getting publicly caned or something?
>>71702514
If it makes you feel better RSB has over 340+ videos of just Trump rallies/town halls
>>71702224
It's too late, the whole presidency shit is all a scam for the cheese.
Don't let rato get the cheese.
>>71702694
Cheese, snow and mor(m)ons are now considered crops.
>>71702809
>muhh I have no answer
Fuck off faggot, don't reply if you're not prepared to answer
>>71702787
>appeals to LGBT immediately after Bernie gets cucked in New York
>California looms
Touch the untouchable
See the invisible
>>71702931
hello rato
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>>71702919
Why would I get caned for? I've committed no offense. You can't be this daft right?
Did anyone listen to mark levin today or yesterday?
I'm curious about how butt mad that kike is right now.
>>71702244
Everyone expects rato to get the Nebraska Corn.
Sad because those delegates would help but it's not factored in with paths to 1237 because it favors Cruz but we have no polling.
I'm nervous about Indiana and the likes because of no polling. Cruz wins almost all states with no polling.
>>71702957
>he thinks he can stop me from replying
Also it's Rallies by candidate, not Rallie.
>>71702666
Its over 100. Its been a year and he is doing 5 rallies a week at least so that's 260 rallies. Its the most rallies in primary Campaign history... It has to be
https://www.youtube.com/user/rightsideradio/videos
>>71702164
How.. HOW? HOW CAN THERE BE A TRUMP GENERAL? ON THIS DARKEST OF DAYS when mein Trump told Americans to let men in dresses into the womens bathroom, to rape, diddle, molest, corrupt and poivoit our children?
How HOW I ask you. Last year I had to pick myself up off the floor when I read that the President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama, had been dissed inside his own home, the White House, during a gathering of sodomites by an illegal Mexican man in a dress.
Now mein Trump not only dignifies a question about where men in dresses should piss in the middle of a presidential campaign, but goes on to say that sexually obsessed poivoits should be given access to sneak their mangled members ever closer to women and children.
All is lost. The Tower of Babel has fallen. We are imprisoned in the city of Sodom and will bear Gods wrath all about us.
Satan has won. Mankind has fallen. The antichrist has revealed himself, and naturally he is from Queens as expected.
Doom. RUIN. That's what we have to look forward to. The lake of fire, the dragon await us all. We have failed. Beezelbub stands cackling to consume our flesh in everlasting flame.
It's all over. America has lost. The commies will be here any day now by land, air and sea to dine on our corpses and send us running in terror through the streets. Our women raped, our children enslaved and a wicked chaos of debauched sex and blood-lust violence all around us. The sky black with the smoke of destruction and the wind rife with crows and vultures to dine on our rotted families, friends and neighbors.
The fiery sunset has come to herald the end of mankind. Madness and murder in the streets is to follow, Friends turned to vicious animals set on shredding our flesh from bone, family lusting for the flesh and blood of their own to consume, depraved violence and sadistic carnal spectacles in public, all of it is certain beyond doubt now
And you have the nerve to post Trump Generals.
>>71702694
I suppose we could expand it to a general food product assuming it's something that your state is wildly famous for in the absence of other attributes
Maine
>lobster
Utah
>Mormons are vegetables
Alaska
>king crab?
>>71702910
The Don is actually winning the spic vote in CA. A poll pointed it out the other day.
>>71703042
you should have seen harrisburg today. thousands of people.
>>71702988
It's part of Singapore culture, right? Don't you have to get publicly caned once per week?
>>71702726
>I never realized just how much I fucking love debating with people, but with defending Trump pretty much every day I find myself having a lot of fun giving proverbial stumping to normies.
I know exactly what you mean. I debated a buddy of mine who's an ex Rubiobot now a CruzBot for 2 hours non stop because he refuses to vote for Trump because he doesn't like him. He tried to say the usual "Oh he doesn't have policies:" but he got BTFO on that. Tried to say Cruz was better and BTFO of him on that too. Finally tried to argue that Rubio was better and BTFO on that too. It was hilarious watching him drop a topic once he got stumped and move on to another. It was like debating the real Rato
>>71702910
My region has Trump at 49 and Cruz in low 20s
>>71702479
That model M is the sexiest thing in that picture.
>>71703058
Is it true that Texas and California has the same rivalry comparable to Michigan and Ohio?
>>71703049
True I also missread the original test. Since all its saying is that if a crop is the first thing you think of Cruz will win it not that Cruz will win it if and only if a crop is the first thing you think of. In my defense it's nearly midnight.
>>71703035
He literally said
>IF TRUMP CAN'T WIN DELEGATES IN COLORADO AND WYOMING HOW CAN HE NEGOTIATE WITH CHINA!
and complained how Paul Manafort and Charlie Black were business partners.
>>71702592
It was way better live
> (actually happened)
>>71703038
>>71703042
Is it not curious no one is tracking this? Also, once again, fuck off Singapore you have contributed nothing to this conversation so far.
>>71702583
poland-senpai, why your flag says singapore?
>>71703152
They hate each other. I would not call it a rivalry though. A rivalry implies good natured competition. Texans and Californians just flat out think of each other as sub-humans.
>>71702494
That flag... it's glorious!
>>71703152
Texas is not apart of the United States. They didn't vote for The Don to win.
>>71703035
I sold his books to buy Crippled America, fuck Mark Levin.
>>71703089
It's part of Singaporean culture for criminals to get caned, not law abiding citizens and definitely not me, a former policeman.
>>71703225
this tbqh famicom
>>71703035
>listening to a cruz shill
No thanks
Trump has talked about EXECUTING Snowden. Capital punishment. But instead of executing Hillary, Trump is may promise to pardon her!
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/142294599851/the-presidential-persuasion-pardon
>>71703152
Yes and we will finally prove we are Top Patriots compared to those traitors
>>71703237
Did you ever have to cane someone, as a policeman? Do policemen even do the caning?
>>71703210
Nothing positive ever. That the media's rule on Trump
>>71703152
California is just salty because their state is going to shit and the tech industry is moving to Texas, Film to Georgia, Finance to North Carolina, ect
I ordered a 15 foot Donald Trump poster going to post it on my friends garage who is a Bernie fuck.
>>71703152
The state is called Taxes until further notice.
>>71703278
He has said he will prosecute her you dick-bucket.
>>71703210
I corrected your Rallie, friend. Why so hostile?
>>71703317
>nothing new with the sex scandal
>nothing new with DC Madam
I don't care anymore
>>71703300
I'm just honestly amazed. It would seem significant the number of rallies each candidate has had, yet it is completely ignored.
>>71703152
Yes they are basically polar opposites.
I am from Texas and hate almost everyone here in Cali, and Cali cucks move to Austin and set up a liberal forward line to try to cuck the state up
I'd move back but honestly the weather and environment and hotness of the women make it worth staying.
>>71703223
Can confirm. California is a beautiful state, but it's constituents can get fucked.
>>71703371
Society was a mistake
>>71703223
As a Texan I can confirm this. It sucks because now that they've bankrupted their own state with their massive welfare programs they're moving to Texas cause we have no income tax. They're like financial locusts
>>71703342
sauce of poster pls
>>71703223
Wait, Michigan and Ohio isn't friendly per se. I saw some video where some Michigan U kids went to an Ohio rally and they get spat on and being treated worse than niggers just because they're wearing a Michigan jersey.
>>71703395
Because you said the number of rallies wasn't important, when it obviously is.
>>71703400
Uh yeah there has been more women came forward and this is more important than the sex scandal his dad was close friends with the assassin of JFK.
>not my fault your attention span is equivilent to a gold fish
>>71703437
What the fuck does California spend all its taxes on anyway?? Can you give examples, I just dont know
>>71702426
one helluva tale
>>71703407
If someone adds up how many rallies and how many people attended the rallies it will be MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of people.
>>71703285
Texas will vote for Trump in the general where it matters and Commiefornia won't :^)
>>71703529
Rewarding illegals for simply existing.
I'll ask again.
Has anyone bought one of the MAGA camo hats? How do the two font styles compare?
>>71703371
Attention whores like to take nude selfies and post them on the internet
Anyone got the current map of election result?
>>71702164
Is the picture attached to the OP correct?
>>71702456
Do you think Rato is just going to avoid all interviews now so that he can't be put on the spot with this?
>>71703278
>He spares the powerful soros puppet and offs the lesser one.
Reminds me of the old quote that goes something like, "the petty thieves we hang; the great ones we elect into office". Not directly equivalent, but it's along the same line of cynical awareness.
Either way, it doesn't matter. As long as someone removes the puppeteer from power.
>>71703552
I don't care how many people, I'm talking about how many rallies held.
>>71703297
No. The officers from Singapore Prison or the correctional facility officer will do the caning. I just investigate stupid shit like suicides and catch foreigners cheating in casinos.
>>71703445
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B010RCQGO4/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1?pf_rd_p=1944687462&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B012TT7IKE&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=096XANZFPZNZ92YRTBMB
When it comes I'm taking it in to get custom sized into a 15 foot poster lol.
>>71703432
This is the darkest hour in European history probably worse then the bubonic plague
>>71702931
whatcha eatin' rato?
>>71703569
I await the day my state can redeem itself in the eyes of the Emperor
>>71703598
The yuuge font looks bad on everything.
I would have liked to see the "Trump Tower" font used, just for keks
>>71702910
> I will win the spic vote
He won it in Nevada and we're basically Nevada's cousin.
>>71703598
There's two? Are you going by the official site?
>>71703278
>Trump is may promise to pardon her!
>Blog
>>71703529
To niggers on EBT, WELFARE, EVERYTHING
To Illegals for EVERYTHING including housing
Liberals orgy in the rest
>>71703690
Then the OP needs to be updated
It says Don has 845 while Cruz has 559
>>71703691
at least we can rest assure Texas won't vote blue in November
especially not for Hillary
>>71702790
>>71702604
>>71702606
>>71702704
>>71702790
>>71702863
You anons appear to have OC - please make the next /trumpgen/ if you can!
http://pastebin.com/DM2A9av6
Good day all.
>>71703680
He's eying the PA delegates, hoping his people get elected.
>>71703709
Nevada is a strong Trump state
>>71703409
Sounds familiar. Well it is a legitimate reason for being rivals.
Michigan and Ohio are fucking stupid. Having a rivalry over a fucking football game Jesus how petty can these flyover states be?
>>71702456
>>71702910
>>71702355
also some OC. cruz can not maths
>>71702479
Son, he is dissapoint.
>>71703456
That's just douchey sports-fervor, which is rivalry crap that gets taken too far by certain douchebags. In general, Michigan and Ohio get along just fine. Used to live in Michigan, have friends that still do, would drive down to Cedar Point in Ohio (which is an amusement park; roller coaster n shiet) for a day once in a while.
Drunk college frats will always find some excuse to sword fight with their penises.
California on the other hand is ultra-progressive, and Texas is ultra-conservative.
Trump will have a massive advantage in California because he's tough on the border but he's also not a hard bible-thumping GAYS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE conservative, which Rato is.
Also, Rato probably only won Texas because he's a sitting senator there tbqh.
>>71703507
If the Don has fewer rallies than all his competitors it doesn't really matter now does it?
>>71703753
The guy who does the math is waiting until all the recounts are done.
>>71702164
I want to learn how to draw, what are some good online resources I can use to learn how?
I literally know nothing about it and I'm not very naturally gifted.
Anyone have any advice on how to inspire people to become more interested in politics?
I want more people to become interested in the future of this country, and they are all so fucking blindly ignorant to it. Saying shit like "Fuck politics" or "Whatever, its all bullshit"
I feel people dont realize how fucking important this year is in preventing catastrophic failure of the country.
OC request (please)
Can someone shop Paul "Concrete Shoes" Manafort's head on this guy's head?
>>71703638
>cheating in casinos
How the fuck does that work? In this country, casino cheats you.
Also, are the casinos state-owned? Why do you have to enforce their rules?
>>71702666
/Autist/ here.
Ive followed this cycle very closely, and I would say rato has probably had twice as many 'events'. Rato has done 3 to 4 of these drop-in things nearly every day since the beginning.
Trump hits harder and less often than rato.
Rato has to drive around in a bus, so he has more access to real-time spotaneous events. Trump flies in and flies out.
>>71703851
You're better off going to /i/ or /ic/. They have a resource sticky.
My best advice: Don't ever look at something in shapes. Just draw different shades of darkness. Once you ignore shapes, you perform much better.
>>71703851
read Loomis
follow instructions
???
acquire drawing skills
>>71703753
Please do! It looks like someone used the CNN numbers.
>>71702787
>>71702963
Will that actually help Trump with Californian REPUBLICANS, though?
>>71703818
He doesn't have fewer, in fact I am certain he has many, many more, which is why it matters, The Don talks to the people, more than any other candidate, yet another reason why it matters.
I get it, Singabro, you don't have the answer. Just stop being a faggot about it.
When's the convention/how many primaries are left?
>>71703782
I never noticed that. I will be sure to inform my Finnish fuccboi to remove that Buddha statue as he is insulting my religion.
>>71702704
ANON DON'T RUSH IT
I VOTED ON TUESDAY, AND WHEN WE WERE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE IT STILL FELT LIKE A YEAR AWAY UNTIL NEW YORK WAS UP TO BAT
CHERISH EVERY MOMENT ANON
WE'LL NEVER EXPERIENCE A RIDE LIKE THIS AGAIN
ITS ALREADY FRIDAY AND THE BIGGEST TRUMP SWEEP OF THE ELECTION IS ON TUESDAY, LAST TUESDAY WAS LITERALLY 3 MONTHS AGO
FUCKKKKK
>>71703840
I see
>>71703851
Draw as in?
You want to make OC's or you want to make art?
>>71703882
Its kinda difficult to inspire people into politics unless they're motivated by something
For a lot of us, taking the redpill was that motivation, for a lot of others its their nationalism and protecting the antiquity of their country
It usually comes from the inside, its pretty difficult to induce that in someone desu
>>71703970
Cali republicans are all about dosh, not preisthood rising stupid christfag bullshit
>>71702479
>only one loli
Pleb tier
>>71703790
Yeah thanks for answering my question.>>71703773
Independent Texas when? How are Texans feeling now that they've fucked themselves over by electing a loser?
>>71704031
Is Ted autistic?
just so you are aware they steal Trump gear to sneak in.
>filename not at this thread op.
>>71703960
designated as a motherfucker tbqh
>>71703225
Let's see how you feel during the general, cuckerino.
>>71704031
what the fuck is this
>>71704031
Ted is almost as cringey as Jeb. Almost.
>>71703926
As someone who worked in aviation I wonder how they keep Trump Force 1 in such good condition flying it so much. Then again, those big birds take minimal amounts of abuse compared to aircraft im used to
>>71703923
Government regulated Casinos. I was in the Investigations Taskforce during my conscription. So I didn't get to investigate all the big high profile juicy cases.
>>71702479
>axe
The fuck you doin nigga
>>71703970
It might. I don't many republicans out there would live there if they didn't like lgbt. Also I imagine by wen we get to cali bernouts would realize bernie is not viable and want to stop hillary.
>>71704112
Don't worry, us Californians will show Texans the error of their ways.
Living in this ultra progressive shithole only galvanizes us Californian Republicans even further to the right. There can only be one Lone Star Republic.
>>71703999
seriously? do you not know this basic information this late in the game?
>>71704080
All California cares about is the wall. Trump will win every boarder state but Texas.
Cali will gives us Trump and rely on us to elect him in November
>>71703983
Get me with solid numbers then keep me posted.
Otherwise you're just wasting your time here asking for numbers. Better do it yourself.
>>71704199
Yeah but on some level I like Jeb and I wish he would step back from that ledge. I have nothing but disgust for Rato.
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/143164301421/how-powerful-is-persuasion
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/143115363246/trump-dominates-the-empire-state
Good posts by the dilbert man
>>71704202
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>71703970
I think people in California are so indoctrinated with liberalism this is par for the course for them
>>71704176
We don't need you. We have Michigan, Ohio, Florida and New York. TrusTRUMP
>>71704306
Someone should add God Emperor Lee.
>>71704082
>Not going for Serawi
Your shit taste astounds me
>Japan
that explains it.
>>71704031
jesus ted
>>71702868
>ask a candidate an extremely serious, intense question about using the most powerful and devastating weapons mankind ever conceived against a terrible enemy, knowing many innocents might die
>paces the room thinking intensely
>decides it would not only be a political mistake to answer, but also a dangerous TACTICAL mistake to admit that in public
LELELOLOLLAMDO WOW GUIES TRUMP IS RETARDED KEK LOL VOTE HIALRLY
I BET IF WE ASKED OBAMA HE WOULD GIVE A COOL P.C. SNAPPY ANSWER :DDDD
>>71704327
Jeb seems like a real person. There's something sinister about Ted I can't put my finger on.
>>71704202
http://nypost.com/2016/04/20/faa-grounds-trumps-campaign-jet-for-expired-registration/
>>71704290
Been slaving away at work and on my thesis lad ;__;
>>71704082
>unironically being a pedo
>>71702892
After Trump kicked Cruz out of the first ballot and outed him as a corrupt cunt in CO/WY, I wouldn't doubt Trump doing well in Nebraska if he wins all the states until then.
>>71704306
C-can argentina be added to that picture?
>>71702963
>appeals to LGBT immediately after Bernie gets cucked in New
I thought i was the only one who noticed
the hillary people should be terrified right now
Watch this hannity segment of a bernie vs hillary guy: https://youtu.be/9D9ZduTCa4k?t=1797
>>71702704
All calibros registered as republicans by now yes? Dont get caught off guard when its time to vote.
Anyone have that picture of clipped/transparency MAGA hats?
>>71704202
You're going to love this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgWVGNmORJs
>>71703970
A californian republican is still a californian.
>>71704306
>Trump will win every boarder state but Texas.
We've been begging for a wall for years, he'll win Texas easily
>>71702479
What a sad shitty existence. I'm sure trump would be proud if it
>>71704112
This one was the best trap pic desu senpai famalam
Gimme sauce please
>>71704288
There is no chance California can redeem itself.
1) Los Angeles
2) San Francisco
3) San Diego
All major hotspots for degeneracy, illegal immigrants, niggers and liberals.
>>71703970
Californian """""Republicans"""""
>>71704558
OC for trump here
personally sick of the fucking illegals and niggers here
>>71704565
for (You)
>>71704463
Fuck off mohammed
>>71704558
nigga I did it in like, August
>watching an old interview
>trump is using the same talking points he is now
Have we really been getting dicked the same ways and by the same people for the past 20-30 years?
>>71704612
>San Diego
Are you sure senpai
Since Kasich has already ceded defeat in Delaware, will that give Trump an even higher margin of victory?
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/04/first-deleware-poll-released-trump-55-kasich-18-lyin-ted-15/
>>71704636
>Mohammed
Does my flag look like UK to you?
>>71704019
Ok, do that and then check back here for further instructions.
>>71704582
When is Indiana's deadline?
>>71704595
55-60% of Cruz supporters would back Trump if he's the nominee
And Texas, while being a Cruz state still had a portion of support for Trump
So, yes I think Trump can win Texas
>>71704656
More like 40-50
>>71704595
he's talking primary
>>71704696
He's still sleeping
>>71704359
>for 2 out of 3 times listening to Clinton actually hurts
Truth
>>71704400
Yes
>>71704589
>All that customization
I can only imagine the literal mountain of STCs and Form 337s that thing must have.
I'm writing a poem for Trump, give me your energy!
>>71704720
We kept Cruz under 50% and kept Rubio from clearing the 20% threshold. Even Golly Gee was able to get above 50% in his state even when he had no chance of winning. Not to mention this was back when Rato had a shred of credibility to claim that he was an outsider candidate.
>>71704396
You think we have New York? That's interesting.
>>71704761
He said "will" win so I assumed he meant the general
>>71704612
San Diego is becoming based now that we have Kevin as mayor
>>71704557
>40min
pick highlights pls
>>71704842
Do it senpai. Based God Emprah Lee Kuan Yew (pbuh) is redpilled as fuck.
>>71703771
Democrats hide totals but I think Republicans were either slightly above or below
>>71704871
This is sorta proving my point. Putting up with this shit makes us a historically red county
>>71705000
I linked a timestamp, it's just like 5 minutes following from that
30:00 to 35:00
>>71704595
In the GE but you guys had a popular Senator running in the primaries. Cruz still did less then 50% thats all you need to know about Trump
>>71704612
>>71704622
I love this "California is a liberal shit hole" meme
It is true that LA and SF are bastions for libtardation, but the rest of the state is fairly conservative. As soon as you leave the big metropolitan areas, you'll find good hard working blue collar folk who lean towards the right on the political spectrum.
t. Bay Ayran
>There are literally people who would throw away an entire election to stop trannies from using the wrong bathroom
>>71703036
I live in northwest indiana that's mostly blue because of turbo nigger city and almost all the people I talk to are voting for trump so there's that
>>71704612
BUT with Bernie still in the race all the illegals will be bused in to vote for Hillary. Also last Primary in 2012, there was voter ID at the polling office I went to. Hoping they do that again.
>>71704396
>TrusTRUMP
Lets not do this, Advisor.
>>71704892
I believe we have a good shot. It is all up to Trump if he wants to win NY he will need to go hard on her in the debates in October.
>>71704891
Cruz still won the state.
You failed the United States, queer. Enjoy being in the same traitor union as the other non-trump states. Sad!
>>71705108
Exactly
Now is not the time for lynching
That comes later
>>71704396
>TrusTRUMP
please no
>>71705105
I'm on OC and literally all my friends are berniecucks.
>>71704612
WHOA I'M FROM SAN DIEGO AND WASHINGTON POST SAYS WE LOVE TRUMP SO FUCK YOU SINGAPORE NIGGER
WE WANT THAT WALL SPICS CAN'T AFFORD HOUSING HERE REEEEEE
http://www.vox.com/2016/4/21/11451378/smug-american-liberalism
Amazing article
>>71705088
I can't wait till Cruz runs for reelection in 2 years and all this shit comes back to bite him
>>71703970
Brilliant
>>71705231
>not archived
I'll pass. If it wasn't worth archiving, it's not worth reading. I'm not giving them clicks.
>>71705122
Ayyy NiggerWest Indiana represent!
>>71705191
>>71705129
chill guys it was just a test to see if anyone caught the sarcasm of Teds pathetic slogan.
>>71705036
I don't do the pictures I just save them but Lee is based as fuck
>>71705173
Trumps minor attacks on Hillary are already working.
She was on the news this morning and they played that clip of him calling her crooked.
Her response: "I wont dignify that with a response"
This bitch cant even respond to basic bullshit attacks. He didnt even get personal, and she is already appearing weak and unprepared.
Everyone knows she isnt taking the high ground, because she is a scum sucking parasite.
The world is so fucked. I don't know wtf happen lately. I guess this really whent to shit Whe the economy crashed and fucking isis showed up.
Things have gotten out of control ever since them faggots crawl out of the ground.
They have destabilize the middle east and the world with mass migration. Why does the US not just pay some mercs to kill the fuckers?
>>71705193
What's OC?
Orange County?
>>71703046
thanks man. its late and im trying to keep informed while getting stuff organized and ready for going hunting in the morning and it was nice to get a little break for a laugh in the middle of it.
>this muslim on the Hannity rerun
>>71705295
desu
>>71704879
Twenty Seventeen
President Donald J Trump
Made America Great Again
>>71705326
Dude what?
The crash was in 2008, and snackbars have been blowing themselves up for even longer.
The world is still a fine place, anon.
>>71704612
fuck off nigger
San Diego might vote for Trump
While SF and LA are liberal, rest of California is more or less neutral
>>71705348
>What's OC?
>Orange County?
I think Orange County is in the UK. It's where all the muslims live.
>>71704625
Thanks bro.
>TFW Hillary is literally wearing a brick wall jacket.
>>71705105
>>71705124
>>71705206
>Cuckly-fornications defending their pathetic liberalcommie state with one of the worst gun laws in the US
I forgot to add Sacramento, San Jose, Oakland and all those spic-named cities.
Why isn't California nuked yet? Jesus I'd rather live in WA or CO than fucking California. Fucked up weather too Jesus. If there's a hell on earth, it'll be California.
>>71705108
The law doesn't make sense anyway. It's utterly unenforceable.
>>71705288
>>71705231
http://archive.is/Tzyx1
http://archive.is/Tzyx1
READ IT
>>71705392
http://writeahaiku.com/
Forgot the link
>>71705439
No, If I'm not wrong its in CA i think
>>71705427
There weren't millions of snackbars in Europe in 2008
>>71705105
Centcal here. I know we are supposed to be Cruz Territory, but I think Trump will pull it off here.
I know a few Cruz Missiles who are okay with Trump but see him as "too extreme." I know a few Trump people as well, about as many of them as Cruzfags. I know one Bernout and exactly 0 Hilldogs.
In fact, everyone I've ever spoken to says the same thing about Hillary
>Man, that bitch lies about everything
>She wants to take everyones guns
>At least Sanders is honest, even if I disagree with him
I wanna be the President,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To keep them is my cause
I will travel across the land,
Rallies far and wide.
Each primary to get those votes,
The delegates inside!
DELEGATES! (Gotta catch them all!)
Its you and meI know its my destiny
Delegates, oh, you're bound to me,
In a brand new GOP!
DELEGATES! (Gotta catch them all!)
A heart so true
Manafort will pull us through.
You hate me, but tough for you,
DELEGATES! Gotta catch 'em all!
Every rigging along the way
Internet People face,
To fight with Rato every day
To claim our rightful place
Hillary, the time is right
We’ll beat you with our team
ONE-TWO-THREE-SEVEN, our fight!
The White House is our dream!
DELEGATES! (Gotta catch them all!)
Now the field’s just me,
(Plus Ted Cruz and GOLLY GEE)
Delegates, oh, I’m your only path
(Voters hate convention math!)
DELEGATES! (Gotta catch them all!)
Well, here we come!
Reince Preibus, your time is done!
On the Trump Train, everyone!
DELEGATES! Gotta catch 'em all!
>>71705311
That's sad. Wish the OC maker posts God Emprah Lee.
>>71702666
RSBN has 372 videos
if we get rid of short clips of speeches and rallies, he still has over 200
>>71705313
much appreciated. I and Paul "Horse Head in your Bed" Manafort thank you
>>71705326
ISIS doesn't have shit to do with anything
>>71705392
>still 9 months until he's sworn in
fuck
it should be fun at least
maybe after november he can get a little rest in before starting his biggest job yet
>>71705476
We have the best weather you are missing out and we have the best liberal pussies to eat in LA them white girls hot.
>>71705348
Yes
>>71705348
yes
https://www.verifiedvoting.org/verifier/#year/2016/state/42
Will they rig the voting machines?
>>71705433
t. Kumar Amit Agarwal
>>71705498
nigger nigger nig
nig nig nigger nigger nig
nig niggity nigger nig
>>71704589
Thanks anon
How would you all feel if Trump used the presidency exclusively to advertise his new merchandise?
>>71702232
>the Che flag
Oh the irony
>>71705616
How would we know?
>>71705676
Him doing nothing of consequence would be an improvement over Obama making things worse.
Watching the Rally. Couple things.
1. Goebbles Miller is getting much better at speaking. That guy is awesome.
2. The 2 congressmen there are patriots. And its comforting to know people like that are in the House.
3. Police are on top of all the agitators today. They are ripping the shit out of them, cuffing them and tossing them out. You can tell the police are firm supporters of Trump.
>>71705676
as long as its made in USA
>>71705676
Pretty fuckin MAGA
>>71705476
Here's your (You)
I bet you've never even been to California Wong
>>71705676
>Already a billionaire
>Spends 50 million dollars on campaign
>Secretly only doing it to promote his clothing line
>Clothing line has only taken in about 15 million dollars
Sure, thats what hes doing...
>>71704557
Why was that big bald pussy such a... pussy?? Bernie campaign is so cucked they wont use one single negative word against CROOKED Hillary
>>71705439
>Denying Cali Oranges are better than Florida one
>>71703049
I would say pollock for Alaska instead.
>>71705737
Stephen Miller is so fucking great. He gets me riled up.
>>71705583
>we have the best liberal pussies
Even if I post qt animu traps, I absolutely detest Californian numales and transgender degenerates that reside in LA.
Did all the Bernouts give up ? Seems like they became #cruzmissles
>>71705857
>>Denying Florida Oranges are better than Cali ones
My backyard oranges are the best.
>>71702244
No. Most of my family lives there. Nebraska is cucked and takes offense to guys like Trump who act like alphas.
>>71705828
yup, truly pathetic. Sean had to squeeze it out of him. They both really represented the spirits of their campaigns well, with the hillary guy being smug and arrogant as shit.
>>71705888
What's his job in the Trump campaign? Or is his job just to pump people up at rallies?
>>71705888
Indiana's flag is top tier desu
>>71705928
The priesthood is rising in countries other than the USA. I think Ted is running for Canadian PM possibly Finland.
>>71702704
Same. It will be glorious
>>71705977
He's a senior advisor
>>71703046
He stated it should be a business issue and that the government shouldn't get involved on either side.
>>71705635
Where did you learn all those Indian names
Morning lads, any happening over night? Anyone commenting about the 20$ bill comments or LGBT non-issue?
>>71705550
>Now the field’s just me,
(Plus Ted Cruz and GOLLY GEE)
Okay this one got me. 7/10
>>71705971
Can't remember if it's an open. If it is he might since I have family out there and a lot of democrat farmers like Trump over Hillary and Sanders. So they might be able to give him a close win.
>>71705972
Youre totally correct. The jew made me want to hit him, he went full kike there and said THE SUPERDELEGATES THEYRE EFFECTIVE HILLARY WILL BE NEXT PRESIDENT GOY
The fatty I just wanted to shake my head at and lead him out the door
I really wanted to strangle that kike tho wew. And his last name is fucking Shoah
>>71705828
Because Sanders doesn't actually want to win
At worst he wants to rake in the millennial and disaffected democrat $$$ and pass it off to the Hilldog once we loses. At best he just figured he'd run and try and advance his socialist shit but not actually become the president. If Bernie truly, truly cared about government corruption there's all he fucking needs right in front of him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbssHoruLI4
Has anyone seen this?! Ted Cruz BTFO once again
>>71705977
Senior Policy Adviser.
He's spent almost his entire career working for Jeff Sessions. As Sessions became close with Trump, Miller was essentially loaned out to the Trump campaign.
>>71705888
"They better watch out!"
https://youtu.be/N7_KQGSz8ZY
>>71705823
>touch down in LAX
>female nigger chimpanzees pat me down and molest me and be all ebonics like nigguh
>Spic customs officer give me a stinkeye
>Pajeet taxi driver tries to scam me
>finally arrived to hotel
>faggot bellboy gives me a hissyfit because I gave him $5 tip and accused me of being homophobic
>go shopping around Chinatown
>everyone expects me to speak subhuman Cantonese
>speak Mandarin or Hokkien
>get chased out for not giving tips
>A bunch of niggers walking down the street
>follow /pol/'s advice and cross the road on the other street
>niggers were like BLACK LAHVS MATTA U FUCKIN SLINTEYE U FUCKIN RAYCISS
>hurry back to hotel
>can't wait to take a domestic flight to WA
>swear never ever to fucking stay in California
N E V E R E V E R
E
V
E
R
E
V
E
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http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/04/outrageous-nevertrump-super-pac-will-meet-gop-leaders-behind-closed-doors-friday/
Keep an eye on this fat cunt.
>>71702694
>Utah
Mormons. They're definitely a crop, the way they breed. They are farming new members.
>Maine
Lobster. Fruit of the sea.
>Alaska
Is this even a real state?
>Wisonsin
Cheese is literally the only thing they are known for and it is a processed product of agriculture.
>>71704446
holy shit they are starting to tag him for the sticker on his plates. that should swing some of the black and redneck vote his way. this shit is like the lowest cheapest scam cops play and the fact the faa did it to trumps fucking plane during this exact period of time is hilariously fucked up
>>71706292
Kek
They did this before
Except it was the CEO's of several multi-national companies like Apple and other such faggots
I wonder how they can just openly do this, like they're literally admitting that the establishment exists only to further their own interests
NEW THREAD
>>71706428
>>71706428
>>71706428
>>71706428
>>71704589
Dindu fucked up nose cowels at 13:00.
>>71705550
Fuck off r/the_donald
>>71706383
Yeah, they're just fucking with him at every imaginable level.
>>71706278
>stuff that totally happened guys
also
>SoCal
There's your problem right there. You should have flown in to SFO. Everyone and their mama in the south bay speaks Mandarin.
>tfw white and learning chinkenese
>>71703400
Has it been 2 weeks already?
>>71702479
good taste on golden witch
