Ask a paid clinton shill anything
>>71694270
What makes you think you know something /pol/ doesn't already?
>>71694270
What's the plan?
>>71694270
What are you paid to shill on?
How do I sign up?
>>71694270
are you gay?
Does Bill still get young pussy?
I can't imagine that shriveled hag is easy to sleep with
>>71694270
Don't much believe you. Sister-in-law is a former ambassador, in line for a big job if the cunt wins. I know a pretty good deal about her campaign, she doesn't have many "shills" as such.
for her NY "victory" party, they had to bring in families of all her staffers and ask them to act enthusiastic. I would have been asked had I been in states at the time.
>>71694270
How are you going to eat starting November 9th?
>>71694270
I used to be a a jeb head but now I'm a hill shill
>>71694270
how much $$? Is it temp or do they transfer you to democrat shill HQ for full time work if you shill well enough?
>>71694270
What topics do they tell you to push?
Are we going to become #HillaryMissles?
>>71694554
I'm here to lie for Clinton
>>71694543
The plan is to convince people to settle for Hillary. If you don't wanna vote for Trump or Cruz and you don't wanna vote for some stupid socialist, Hillary is your gal.
You don't sign up, we contact you.
>>71694741
Easy, go back to lobbying.
>>71694741
OP here
i plan on giving $5 blow jobs behind the local 7-11
>>71694818
>A Jeb head
>Not a Jeb Guac
fuck off new fag
>>71694689
The DNC has a ton of shills
The last el;election a /b/tard outed and doxed a bunch from University of Chicago
>>71694861
none of this is really surprising, every politician has shills, give us something juicy and worth me entering this thread.
>please
Does she really keep hot sauce in her bag?
>>71694825
Bretty good actually, I make 20$ an hour. We are assigned in teams of 8 for 4chan and even bigger teams for reddit. We are given a narrative to push and its pretty reactive. We have a mass email with stuff we have to push immediately as it breaks.
>>71694861
>The plan is to convince people to settle for Hillary. If you don't wanna vote for Trump or Cruz and you don't wanna vote for some stupid socialist, Hillary is your gal.
either dishonest or a really low level person, not approved by her campaign.
They aren't going after Trump or Cruz voters, they don't need to. The strategy right now is getting the Bernouts over to Clinton by convincing them Trump is "literally hitler."
Do you work out of the NY headquarters? Is it some kind of group on sykpe run by a PAC?
I don't believe you, you don't even know her basic strategy.
>>71695099
That's what she calls BENGAY® that she keeps for arthritis
>>71695017
>he DNC has a ton of shills
>The last el;election a /b/tard outed and doxed a bunch from University of Chicago
They aren't using them yet, they have literally no enthusiasm among the youth.
The push isn't going to start until Sanders drops out, which they are hoping will be soon. He will be offered something cushy (but not with too much power) for his support.
>>71694270
You feel good about shilling for a murderer?
>>71694689
Can't tell how rare this flag is
All I know is that I've never seen it
Does Bill ever suck her dick?
>>71695162
I work from home. Our organization deals at an arms length from Clinton's campaign. Each group has a different narrative to push targetting a different type of voter. This board is all Trump/republicans so I'm here to plant the seed of doubt. We don't have to talk about Sanders here. Its more independent/right wingers
>>71694270
>paid clinton shill
What's the pay?
What are your hours?
Do you believe in what your selling or is this just a job?
>>71694270
Are you hiring?
>>71695332
>Can't tell how rare this flag is
>All I know is that I've never seen it
I assume rare. Place is almost empty here doing work can't really get into, but not the type of place pol users usually come from I'm guessing.
>>71694861
The thing is, all the candidates in this election are horrible. It's more a matter of voting for the best of the worst. Hillary is by far the worst, so there's no settling there. She's been around longer than the others and has proven herself worthless.
>>71695401
are you just a complete nihilist or do you really believe in hillary?
>>71695162
EL RARE-O
>>71695416
I'm "on call" because of the way news breaks and what kind of narrative needs to be pushed.
Do I believe in what I'm selling? No. If I ever had the chance to be in the same room as Clinton I would murder her. I think how this race is run is subverting democracy and ruining our country. We have a puppet government and this shill shit is just a distraction to make it seem like your vote actually matters.
>>71694689
RARE
Also are you a tourist or something?
>>71695108
Man, seriously - 4chan is going to bring nothing but pain to your evil deeds. Conservatively, 80%+ of us strongly argue that she belongs in jail. Almost half of us believe that she has blood on her hands that she will one day be forced to atone for. I think its ludicrous that they are wasting $20/hr for shills when hardly anyone will be convinced.
You can't survive in D.C. on $20/hr man. I make $33/hr in South Carolina and still need to proactively manage my finances. How could you sell yourself out for a moloch worshiping chicken sacrificing compulsive liar man? What is going on?
>>71694270
How do I join? I can type at over 120 words per minute, and I've been shitposting since I was very young.
>>71695401
>This board is all Trump/republicans so I'm here to plant the seed of doubt.
Seeds of doubt as far as which candidate? I know she'd rather face Cruz despite what the "likeabilty" polls say, simply bc he's more predictable.
Last time I met the bitch was at a NYC fundraiser last year that was tied up with some concert. Don't interact with her and ask questions about her strategy obviously, but my sister-in-law does, I hear some shit but they know I don't like her so tend not to tell me things they tell other family members (who tell me anyway).
>>71695108
>>71695108
>>71695108
damn, man i'd love to sell myself out, even if it meant working for Clinton.
As long as it means Bernie loses i'd be in. Very jelly of you bro.
>>71694270
rate my rap song
>>71694270
How much they paid you in a month?
>>71695670
>Also are you a tourist or something?
not trying to be a dick or an edgelord, but can't really get into it. a visitor but not here for tourism.
>>71695881
CIA?
>>71695490
flag of the cocos islands
>>71695666
>f I ever had the chance to be in the same room as Clinton I would murder her
If you are honest about your job, you're really dumb.
By protocol, they are required to investigate shit like this if it comes to their attention, even though any sane person knows you were being sarcastic.
You get interviewed and given a number between 1-3. Even if they don't charge you, if they give you a "3" you get an automatic year in a psych ward.
Hope you are using a proxy.
>>71695743
HOLY RARE
>>71695919
>CIA?
Like I said, not trying to be an edgelord or a LARPer, just can't talk about it bc of potential for blowback.
But, no, not CIA and no, not trying to make a "bane" thread.
>>71695919
Anything to do with my super elite hacking find (Searching the Cocos Islands in Wikipedia)
The Cocos Islands are geostrategically important because of their proximity to Indian Ocean and South China Sea shipping lanes.[33] The United States Armed Forces have planned to construct airbases on the Cocos Islands, capable of supporting drone-based espionage and surveillance over the South China Sea.[34] Euronews described the plan as providing Australian support for increased American presence in Southeast Asia, but likely to upset Chinese officials.[35] James Cogan has written for the World Socialist Web Site that airbase construction at Cocos is one component of Obama's "pivot" towards Asia, facilitating control of the sea lanes between the Indian and Pacific Oceans and potentially allowing US forces to enforce a blockade against China.[33] After plans to construct airbases were leaked to the Washington Post, the then Australian defence minister Stephen Smith stated that the Australian government views "Cocos as being potentially a long-term strategic location, but that is down the track."[36]
>>71695162
>>71694270
Ok sorry hitler shill, this is cocos island flag sighting apreciation thread now, pol has its priorities straight.
>>71696175
Fair enough. I believe you are tied to some type of Diplomatic mission but its none of my business. I support the Constitution of the United States and I swear to protect it against all enemies, both foreign and domestic. Good evening to you.
>>71696490
Shekels to Shillings, you're the same Cocos Islands guy. I wonder where you actually are and how many proxies you're sitting behind.
>>71694270
when will those Israeli fucks kill some more New Yorkers , its been like 15 years
cull the goyim for fuckkkks sake
>>71695162
>>71696490
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>>71696606
No, just shitposting from old kathmamdu here
>>71694270
How much are you getting paid?
>>71697276
(You) don't make claims like that without a time stamp, partner. Least not on the 4chan that I thought I knew.
>>71697697
>You) don't make claims like that without a time stamp, partner. Least not on the 4chan that I thought I knew.
i'm not guy posting from Nepal. Feel free to believe as you will.
If my VPN was working, you can bet your ass I'd have my normal American line both to watch netflix and to avoid the "rare flag fags" where you can't even carry out a discussion without ppl worry about where you are posting from.
>>71698000
whiner
>>71698000
Post a timestamp plz
>>71694270
This is a lie.
Hill shills are stationed in India.
You just shit your pants.
>>71698000
Know what? I'm going to back down. You're right and you've got tripps. You could be using the first then second rule of the jews...I guess it doesn't really impact me in any way, shape or form especially in a thread about shills.
You're either brilliant or a victim of inconceivable coincidence.
Either way, I'll stop now.
What are the qualifications to be contacted and hired for your job?
>>71696175
what country is this even
>>71698996
>green field
>crescent moon
>southern cross
clearly it's islamic australia
>>71698000
You use the same semi-illiterate grammatical style as the "Nepalese" guy.
>>71695289
>that flag
>>71697697
>>71699178
Happy?
>>71694270
How do we stop it?
So OP, how long have you been shilling and (be honest) have any of the arguments against clinton/the left made sense to you?
>>71699603
Well, I already have Nepal, possibly from you at an earlier time. You're a real bro for having a timestamp, though.
I'm wondering about this guy with the Islamic Australia flag. It's a disservice to humanity if he doesn't post a timestamp.
>>71697068
Nepal isn't rare newfag
What is the shill response to someone who wants to vote for Gary Johnson?
>>71699974
I doubt that the Clinton campaign cares about the Libertarians. They're likely more offensive than defensive
>>71700148
Oh yeah.
>tfw your party is irrelevant
>>71696352
Omg, it willbmake aussie shitposting strongr
>>71694689
first time i see this flag, absolutely rare
>>71696352
you forgot to post another part from wikipedia.
The only persons allowed to live on Cocos Island are Costa Rican Park Rangers, who have established two encampments, including one at English Bay. Tourists and ship crew members are allowed ashore only with permission of island rangers, and are not permitted to camp, stay overnight or collect any flora, fauna or minerals from the island. Occasional amateur radio DXpeditions are allowed to visit.
>>71700295
>first time i see this flag, absolutely rare
me too actually. Think it has to be one o fthe rarest flags here.
>>71701237
>ou forgot to post another part from wikipedia.
>The only persons allowed to live on Cocos Island are Costa Rican Park Rangers, who have established two encampments, including one at English Bay. Tourists and ship crew members are allowed ashore only with permission of island rangers, and are not permitted to camp, stay overnight or collect any flora, fauna or minerals from the island. Occasional amateur radio DXpeditions are allowed to visit.
You have the wrong "cocos," dumass. look up "Cocos Keeling."
Probably a contractor involved in building the base the US military is setting up there to use drones to spy on the chinks.
Look up the place on wiki (the REAL place, not the one near Costa Rica).
>>71698000
if i were to ask your nationality would you answer me honestly? if i refrain from asking about your job (lets pretend its a nda and not a black ops site) and only ask about you yourself will you answer? this is much bigger than just seeing someone say they shill for clinton.
>>71701237
So who is muslim australia? A ranger duri ng an excursion? A radio enthusiast? A fighter pilot? The CIA? A proxy master?
>>71701542
pfft totally my fuckup. thats gay i was excited for a minute. thanks for letting me know im semi fuckin retarded
>>71695881
are you uncle the kid fiddler?
>>71698000
>>71696175
>>71695743
>>71695490
>>71695289
>>71694689
Holy fuck
It must be a contractor building anti chink defenses. Thank you for your service! Keeping the chineese hords at bay and all. Dont worry, your secret is safe with us. We wont tell anybody.
>>71695723
You have a point sir, but as a NEET i would gladly shill for $20 an hour
>>71699869
It's pretty rare even if it's seen now and then. And so is NK. And China. In fact Chinafag is almost the only poster.
how do i sign up
