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TRUMP GENERAL - I'LL DRINK THAT GARBAGE EDITION
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VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
Connecticut: 4/21 online - 4/25 in-person
Nebraska: 4/22 REGISTER HERE: https://www.nebraska.gov/apps-sos-voter-registration/
Washington: 4/25 online - 5/16 in-person
Oregon: April 26
New Mexico: May 10
NJ: May 17
CA, S. Dakota: May 23

*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers:
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on 4/26
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below:
http://www.kellerfordelegate.com/#!know-your-delegates/s4vv7
>Find your congressional district here:
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 845/WowCow: 559/GeezOhMan: 146
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Harrisburg, PA 4/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTjEl7slx6c
>Rally Berlin, MD 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXO7JCS5xIU
>Epic Rally, Indianapolis, IN 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2WRFx3me2w
>NY Victory Speech 4/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OarcEO_d_A

INTERVIEWS
>Trump's Family on NBC TODAY 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oW-Z1a7iRs
>Trump Town Hall NBC TODAY 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6MLHLIfdc
>Larry King on MSNBC, Trump Not Racist 4/13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_knRyu2ol8

ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump Video - EP 3 "The Real Donald Trump Story"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWOOrwDUug
>Trump is Batman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKNJnsZ8kM
>Crooked Hillary Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV3PyGmjBOQ
>NEW! YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP VOL. XXIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg
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THIS IS A MOVEMENT
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>>71687607
warhol awoo when?
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How do we let Trump know that his views on trannys are DEAD WRONG?. I doubt those are even his views. He is trying to pander to a demographic that is less than one percent of the population.

If anything these comments will hurt Trump.
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>/pol/ losing their minds because they unironically thought that Trump was the second coming of Hitler
>Bernouts might be persuaded to switch sides with a combination of this and Bernie's recent losses just to ensure Hillary's defeat
Goddamn, what a fucking awesome day.
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>>71687996
Wow, a painfully stupid Australian. I thought I'd never see the day...
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>>71687996
He said the laws should be the same, which makes sense since the law already goes against people showing children their genitals recklessly and intentionally.

http://criminal-law.freeadvice.com/criminal-law/violent_crimes/indecent-exposure-law.htm

Here you go for some reading.
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Awoo
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>>71687996
The South is done voting.

You're not a very good shitposter, are you?
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>>71687588
OP add O'rly's interview
>Trump on OReilly 4/20/16
https://youtu.be/2SJlBbNstmc
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>>71688071
We ironically supported the Hitler aspect, but seriously support the man.
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>>71688227
yeah maybe next time

I'm just gonna let tripfaggot take the wheel for now since they're so eager to make threads
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>>71688227
>>71688304
It shall be done.
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>>71688155
He said he is fine with them using the bathroom of the gender they identify with, meaning he is happy to go along with their mental illness. He is part of the problem, and now you faggots are going to become tranny enablers just because Trump is.

Fucking pathetic.
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TRUMP ON WITH HANNITY IN TEN MINUTES

https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
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>>71688183
>>71687607
Guys, I fucking love Awoo. My state primary was a month ago, and I stopped caring mostly about Trump. But I still keep coming here to post cute pics of awoo. I love her, she's all I think about.

If I could trade a Trump presidency for my very own awoo to start a loving dog girl family with, I would do it in a heartbeat. I might kill myself soon.
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>>71688500
How do you plan to enforce your idea?
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>>71687996
Trump probably looked at NZ and realized that having a nanny government making overreaching "morality" laws was a giant failure.
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>>71688500
At tonights rally, Trump proposed making Rato his Head of Homeland Restroom Security when elected President, so we've got both bases covered. Thanks for the concern though, assface.
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>>71688257
I know, but it began seeming like some people here (and possibly elsewhere) started genuinely liking him for that reason. This will weed them out, I suspect. Either way, this is just more fuel for the ride in the end.
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>>71688631
Keeping bathrooms separated by sex is not an "overreaching "morality" law", its basic common sense.

Already the mental gymnastics to defend this gaffe are beginning.
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>>71688500
You are assuming you know my beliefs from before Trump. I don't support tranny enabling because they are mentally ill and in a lot of pain and need help. However, saying they can't use the bathroom won't make them stop using it (because it is a law that can't be enforced effectively) and it would turn them into martyrs. Feeding their victim complex won't help. What they NEED is improved psychiatric care, one thing I recommend is changing the activities they do instead of their body because it will do more to give them positive self-image than chopping their dicks off or gluing on a fake cock.
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>>71688798
To be fair, Trump as Hitler was a goldmine of /pol/ comedy. I wish the left would double down on it again.
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>>71688823
We don't need another law to do that because all of the acts that would be illegal that could be performed in the restroom are covered other laws. Additional laws are pointless and only serve to inflame an already volatile and unstable group of people.
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>>71688884
You must know full well that Trumps comments do nothing but further the rhetoric that trannies are perfectly natural and normal. By not taking a stand against tranny culture, like most of the right wing, he is helping it
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>>71688529
>you will never impregnate momiji
>she will never bear your children
>you will never pat her head while she falls asleep in your arms
THIS LIFE IS SUFFERING
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>>71689046
Its about controlling the culture. Sure the law might be superfluous, but thats not the point. The point is that with laws like that we build a culture that does not tolerate tranny culture and mentally ill identity-politics bullshit.
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>>71688823
Governments shouldn't make laws based on emotion. If people don't like using bathrooms that businesses allow trannies to use, they can vote with their wallets.
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From 1 to 10 how energetic was the Harrisburg Rally?
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>>71688500
It is important to know when to fight and when to just give up

Trump is more important than this retarded, minute tranny issue

You don't always have to agree with a candidate to support them
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>>71689289
High energy >>71689266
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>>71688529
Literally everyone loves Momiji.
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>yfw Chyna's death is completely overshadowed by Prince's
>Chyna gets BTFO again
>Stephanie McMahon said she was an inspiration ;^)
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>>71688529
Don't do it, anon!
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literally kekd
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>>71689115
No one is arguing they are normal. Everyone, including trannies, know they aren't normal which is why they get retarded surgeries that don't fix their issues.

In some cases it is natural due to hormonal imbalances and chromosomal disorders.

Trump isn't an authority who should speak on a medical condition or mental illness. That should be left to endocrinologists, neurologists, geneticists and psychiatrists. Trump saying they are mentally ill won't change their perspective, although it might encourage more doctors to go against the lunacy. However he could give that encouragement when it isn't a meme-issue and when he has office and it would be far more effective.
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>>71689412
Who the fuck is Chyna

also Trump is on Fox
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>>71689321
I was there, I just came back. That fag with the long hair and hippy hat fell like 5 feet from me.

Pennsylvania State Cops are known to be very hard-mafuckas. They really don't take no shit. They forced their way through the crowd so fast and tore him out of there. The guy barely had a chance to yell 1 or 2 negative things. Then he was taking off his jacket which revealed a shirt undernear with had hand written message on it, but he didn't even get his jacket off before he was snagged up by the stateys. It was glorious. I yelled "TRAITOR" at the guy as he was being dragged out.
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Trump on Hannity.
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http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/

trump on hannity now
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>>71689498
CHY

NA
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>>71689602
Holy shit Make Wrestling Great Again
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>>71688529
>>71689145
>>71689353
I LOVE MY AWOO POSTERS
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>>71689305
I will still support Trump over Hillary, and I will actually be in the states for the general and casting my vote. But damn. The issue of trannies and how to treat them is pretty much at a 50/50 right now and it would've been REALLY GREAT to have a prominent voice like Trump on this side of reason. I lost a lot of respect for him, I'll say that much
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>>71689222
You control culture through rational discussion that will change the mind's of people.

What you are suggesting is suppressing culture in a way that only puts the problem on a sub surface level. We can change the culture without using redundant laws that end up costing businesses money.
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>>71689602
I thoroughly enjoyed this, thank you anon
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>>71689785
THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS
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Wow how could Trump say something like this, I now support a true conservative with a proven record for the White House. I am now a #cruzmissile.
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>>71689833
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>>71689833
based x-pac
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>>71689741
Every bathroom where men in wigs can use the women's room sends a message that gender is defined by what you believe, not your biology. Each one has an impact on the 'discussion' on how we define gender, and the side of rationality is already falling behind in this discussion
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I am now calling for a total and complete ban on men using the women's restrooms and locker rooms, until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
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>>71690129
123 kid
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>>71690355
I demand a wall around all restrooms.
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>"Let the states/people decide."

t. Trump on these transgender bathroom shenanigans
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>>71690129
>>71689833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQnu9fy45zc

Break it down.
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>>71690207
>>71690207
Then make a different kind of impact. Explain why it is lunacy. If it means that much to you, you would find a way to explain your point and convince people instead of needing others to do it for you. If you believe in rationality and you think your side is rational, then you need to be able to explain it to others and convince them.
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>>71689701
At the very least it is strategic. There is too much "muh feelings" baggage when it comes to going after the fags when you have a wall to build and an economy to strengthen.

At the very least, lets kick muslim ass and MAGA, Social Reform will be spear headed by his daughter when she ascends the throne.
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>>71687996
He didn't pander to trannies. He ostensibly dismissed social issues, as a concept.
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Oh no, Trump wants little Marco in his cabinet
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>>71688529
It's fun to think about Awoo.
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>>71690835
"He isn't big enough for the oval office, but I think he might be little enough for the cabinet, ain't that right Marco?"
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>>71690978
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>>71690978
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>>71687588
>he drinks soda

holy fuck I didn't know trump was a subhuman
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>>71690978
LITTLE MARCO
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Guys, I was a diehard, never-change Trump supporter.

Now, I'm a full on Cruzmissile that plans on voting for Bernie.
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>>71690978
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Whats going on anons? Oregonfag here. Any news I should know about? Havent been on all day.
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>>71691283
>make a name #taigs4trump
>forget about tripcodes
sm h hiroshimoot
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>>71690658
Its pretty simple. You tell people that reality, ie what gender someone is, should be defined by objective, measurable evidence, such as what chromosomes they have and what reproductive organs they were born with, not what they want to believe. All Trump had to do was say this. Anyone who disagrees with that is arguing against logic itself, and instantly outs themselves as a lunatic
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>>71691206
Waw, that's the first laughing.gif I've seen where I recognise the person laughing. Love it. It's usually some tardy looking nonentity
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>>71691522
The question he was asked wasn't "are trannies mentally well", the question was "should they be allowed to use the bathroom they want". He said the law should stay as it is and has added states should be able to make law for themselves in regards to the issue. Which is the logical decision to make.
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>>71688565
The business can tell the pervert to get lost without fear of a lawsuit.
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dat low down dirty fucking rat
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>>71689498
She was ripping us on trade.
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>>71691723
To put it simply, there was no point in going on a tangent about how trannies are mentally ill when that wasn't the question that was asked.
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>>71691760
F U G G
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another add to OP
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/trump-terrifies-world-leaders-222233
>President Barack Obama is trying but failing to reassure foreign leaders convinced that Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States.
>They're in full-boil panic.
>“They’re scared and they’re trying to understand how real this is...”
>Leaders, members of their governments, even their aides are so spooked that they don’t want to say anything, and many privately admit that it’s because they think he’ll win, and a quote now could mean a vengeful President Trump going after them personally next year.
>Then there are the more parochial concerns: that Trump’s rise will encourage and empower their own nationalists.
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>>71691760
wut
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>>71691728
I posted a picture of myself after the Albany Trump rally, an anon actually saw me there too. Pretty neat.

Comics? Maybe, I don't know. I know people that design T-shirts and other things. My fiance is in game programming, so maybe I could do art for his games or something.

I just want to make money doing what I am good at.
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>>71691723
Yes I know what he said. I would have expected him to respect the states right to make their own laws, but he said that North Carolina was 'paying a big price', which seems to imply that they were in the wrong. In answering the question of whether they should be allowed to use whatever bathroom they want he said yes, which is literally caving in to their mental illness. No he didnt have to sperg out and go on a rant about mental illness, but he could've easily said that he believes a male bathroom is for males and a female bathroom is for females (which is probably what he actually believes).

It is odd and doesnt fit his character, but I'd put it down to a poor choice by his PR team
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Eugh, I'm having too much fun on social media, reminding liberal comedians/artists that Trump destroyed the corrupt neocon Bohemian Grove Bush GOP establishment in 9 months, while they've accomplished absolutely nothing. Instant block. God I love it. Ohhh it's so sweet. Ohhhh ho ho ho ho. Oh my. I feel so decadent.
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>>71692103
>Comics? Maybe, I don't know. I know people that design T-shirts and other things. My fiance is in game programming, so maybe I could do art for his games or something.

You could just be a freelance artist I guess.
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>>71692190
There is never enough. Take another bite
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http://www.cafortrump.com/
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>>71692103

Malaysian Mike is so fucking pissed right now that he doesn't get the positive attention that your drawings do.
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>>71692297
these savage gainz tho
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Is Hannity his bitch?
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>>71692479
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Is Cruz becoming Jeb 3.0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR5GnRQAOO8
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>>71689602
>>71689412

What the fuck?! This can't be the Chyna I once knew. What the hell happened to her?
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>>71692535
Jeb was a genuine sad case. Rato is an inhuman bag of lying shit.
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>>71691760
>Oswald killed JFK
Gets me every time
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>>71692535
>Is Cruz becoming Jeb 3.0

No one will miss Cruz.
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>>71692611
>Jeb
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>>71692111
He also said Caitlyn Jenner could use any bathroom in his house. It was funny.

He has new cuckservative handlers. I guess he had to pay for that racket at least until the nom. Fucking cuckservative "consultants" are stupid pol sci majors. He did great without them. If it wasn't for Lying Ted and stealing delegates he probably wouldn't even hired them Unfortunately Trump will suck until the nomination. After the nom I expect him to be more entertaining. I'm somewhat afraid of a VP pick now.
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>>71692716
>>Jeb
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Trump can't win the General Election.

It's not Hillary he has to worry about. Sources indicate that Vermin Supreme has a strong game this election cycle.

Sorry guys, Vermin Supreme has this election in the bag, it's time to give up.
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>>71687588
thank god i sold my KO a week ago. can't afford this impending drop
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I love how trump says China like it's a curse word
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>>71692828
>>Jeb
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>3 Trump generals
You've really outdone yourselves tonight, faggots.
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>>71692716
Jeb was the gullible town idiot. You may not want him to run the coutry, but you'd at least have a chat with him at the bar and wish his wife and kids well.

Cruz is that shady guy always trying to screw everyone else over the smallest things he can find, while also being a huge hypocrite.
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>>71692859
I am now...Spermin' for Vermin.
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>>71692910
>>Jeb
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>>71693032
>Jeb was the gullible town idiot
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>>71693014
Tripfag 'missmelania' split the thread. Check the catalog next time!
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>>71689266
That biker. lol
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>>71692859
What powers do Vemin Supreme have? Is he on the level of a mexican warlock?
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>>71693103
>Jeb
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>>71690732
This. Trump ain't got time for this shit. Hell, I don't agree with everything Trump has said or is after, but he is 100% the best man for the job. Period. No fucking way am I gonna let a single comment related to fucking bathroom politics slide my position, let alone this fucking thread. REEEEE
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Hannity is going to blow out a towel head
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>>71689115
And you think crossdressers in the opposite bathroom instead is a great big stand against transsexualism? No, it's a brief distraction that'll be undone soon when NC's cuck governor reverses course for economic reasons.
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Why does hannity always have these Imam's on his fucking show
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Anyone have a link to his Hannity interview tonight?
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>hannity shitting on idiot mudslime episode
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>>71693245
>Hell, I don't agree with everything Trump has said or is after

Apparently I'm 5% off.
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>>71693283

Do you not like seeing the grand wizards of Islam anon?
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>>71693308
It may still be streaming in which case you have to jump around and find it in here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hpwx2DsMqw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hpwx2DsMqw
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>>71688500
>Trump advocates literally "leave bathroom laws how they are, there haven't been that many issues, not enough of a problem to do anything unless an individual is being a problem"

TRUMP'S GONE FULL SJW, I was into Trump, now I'm a CRUZMISSLE, I Cruise with Cruz #
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>>71691283

>nestle water

I drink nestle water
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>>71693224
>>Jeb
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I'm glad Trump lost Iowa, only because it spawned the #CruzMissile thing. I haven't found something so consistently funny in a long time.
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>>71693371
I don't understand, why did they cut off the muslim speaker. He said that the papers that could implicate Saudi Arabia with 9/11 should be released.
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>>71693371
it was so goddamn rude
he was basically saying that the papers should be released too
I'm not crying about it though
shit was hilarious
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>>71693308
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
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>>71693512
>Jeb
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>>71693512
What if Jebbie was such an outcast from his own family that he redeems himself by betraying them for Trump?
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>>71693400
I don't honestly. The ones he has on always freak me the fuck out and reinvigorate my hatred of that damn religion
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>>71693672

He would die of "natural causes" the next morning.
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>>71693672
>his own family
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>>71693185
Cage match on PPV is needed
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>>71693672

George would take him fishing soon after.
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>>71693739
Kek.

>>71693743
See? He's the black sheep of the family. He keeps trying to impress them and fails every time.
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>>71693033
>I am now...Spermin' for Vermin.
I like that one.

Have a free pony.
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>>71687588
Had to dig it out of the trash

Transfaggotry is the one issue, besides guns, that is an instant drop for any candidate for me.

Transfags are a cancer on this earth, and a blight on every society. North Carolina did literally nothing wrong with their law, and should be RIGHTFULLY FUCKING APPLAUDED by this board for taking a stand against this bullshit. For some reason, this is where Trump decides to be politically correct, the biggest issue that is the last step we take as a nation before we go down the tubes just like fucking Britain. If this trans shit gets normalized, people will start seeing the gays as not so bad in comparison (it's already happened). When that happens, the window shifts, and now non-binary faggots are getting normalized (you can see it happening already, at an alarming speed). Once that's fully accomplished the trannies won't seem bad in comparison, and by that point the cat's out of the bag.

I would've been fine if he had taken a Neutral stance, but no, he defended them. That should be enough for all of you to know that he betrayed your trust.

Fuck Donald Trans.
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>>71693713
>my hatred of that damn religion

Islam is a mistake and needs to be purged by force. Kebab removal is 100% necessary for the human race.
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>>71693825
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>>71693672
He's not even going to the convention in July. He's broken. :(
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seriously glad that Trump is using the "states rights" cop out to drop social conservatism. I hope that's a real movement.

Social conservatism is a non starter for me.
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>>71693869
>being a one issue voter
you'll be the first on the day of the rope
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>>71693869
kek
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>>71693615
>Jeb
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>>71693869
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>>71691760
>Donald Trump has slandered my father! Donald, it's time for us to debate this Tuesday so we can find out what you're hiding in those NYT tapes!
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>>71693743
T-Trump will save Yeb, right?
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>>71693835
>the black sheep

Oh yea.
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>>71693962
>Jeb(!)
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>>71692604
beleedat bbygirl
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>>71693869
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>>71693869
But he did take a neutral stance.
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>>71693869
Truth is, I don't care because I'm not a moral authoritarian shill like yourself. Go back to pearl clutchers of the SJWs variety faggot. YOU are the cancer.
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>>71693573
>I haven't found something so consistently funny in a long time.
can you explain the humor to me?
I just find it annoying.
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>>71693869
>Buying a Trump hat just to burn it
Thank you for the patronage, idiot
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>>71693869

>JOIN ME AND WE WILL RESTORE THE PRIESTHOOD

>DEATH TO ALL TRANS

>IT IS A TIME OF MIRACLES
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>>71689602
Attitude Era was my Era.
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>>71693898
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Is foamboi confirmed to endorse trump?
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>>71693743
God dammit, i'd be Jeb's friend. He honestly seems like the one autistic guy that sometimes makes a fool of himself, but means well
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>>71693869
>I will gladly let my country fall into ruin if that means the government can't prosecute people who use the wrong bathroom
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>>71693869
you're a faggot, nobody cares what you think
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>>71694154
This one's my favorite.
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>>71693869
>incomplete combustion
$32.35 plus the wait for nothing

hope it was worth it cuck
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Can someone kill this rat already?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/20/politics/ted-cruz-momentum-new-york-donald-trump/
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>>71693869
>being a one issue voter
>burning important political memorabilia that will be worth a lot in the future regardless of how you feel
>trannies are more important to you than everything else
>doesn't think a state should have the right to make laws

You are the worst kind of person tbqh
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>>71694018
I feels like a decade ago
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>>71693962
Having Jeb for president would be like having Michael Scott run the country. We'd all fucking die for jew oil, but damn it'd be funny.
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>>71693962
>Jeb

Yea I dig that one but the gif I have of it is too large. F that I need HQ jeb fuckery.
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>>71689534
Nice
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>>71693970
Release the tapes Donald
http://webm.land/w/Byi9/
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>>71688257
>he doesn't pray to kek for the second coming of Hotler
>he doesn't realize that Trump will exterminate the weak
I bet you bought a 4chan pass
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>>71688500

he is just trying to not stir shit up you fucking moron. Last thing we need is libs riding our asses AGAIN this close to the nomination.

All he said was it's a dumb issue that doesnt deserve attention and yadda yadda just leave it how it is. You idiots are so quick to go full #cruzmissile

>australia
>mfw this mad over aussie
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>>71694246
He BTFO himself today with that stupid campaign ad and parody hat
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I sadly couldnt get into the Harrisburg Trump Rally.
I guess ill go to the one when he gets elected.
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So Trump says we can't compete because our wages are too high. I know he backed off of that a little.

But a lot of you are saying wages will increase if we get rid of the cheap labor, and that it's a good thing.

Do you guys believe in a minimum wage that doesn't require government subsidy? How randian/libertarian are you people?

>>71694183
I hated GWB as a president, but he'd be fucking awesome to hang out with. Most of these guys probably are. Even Cruz says some things sometimes that make me think he might be somewhat human. Like 80-20 rat/human.
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>>71693962
Yeb kind of inspires me. He's a bigger social goof than I am and he's in a career where image and networking is the bedrock of what you do.
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>>71694324
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>>71693869
>I have a problem with state level governing rather than federal

What is wrong with liberal paradises like Washington having that and conservative states like North Carolina not?
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>>71692910
Kasich took over the hugging gimmick.
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>>71693965
>>71693951
>>71693946
>>71694038
I'll be the one laughing once your otherwise perfectly healthy kid becomes a copycate tranny because it got normalized and taught to him in kindergarten along with the days of the week and the colors.

I'll be laughing my ass off when your daughter announces she's both agender and demiromantic, and no amount of the belt will whip it out of her, because she's absolutely 100% serious in her state-sponsored delusion.

My spirit will laugh from up on high in 150 years when this trans-shit has been scientifically debunked by the Chinese, and your son will have cut his dick off for nothing.

I'll get the last laugh, because you fuckers will have laughed at me while stepping in your own grave.
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>>71694183
>God dammit, i'd be Jeb's awkward friend

Aye poor jebbie
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>>71694350
No he hasn't since everytime Cruz does something stupid he still maintains his support
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>>71694154
He just wanted to tend the states.
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>>71694394
Is he biting his fucking lower lip? The fuck?
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>>71694409
>I'll be the one laughing once your otherwise perfectly healthy kid becomes a copycate tranny

I'm a trap. Jokes on you.
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>>71688500
Link to video? He probably said it on the go to avoid further problems/controversies.

Also he'll probably change his stance on it in a week from now, kek
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>>71692190
Hedonism Anon
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>>71693869
You've got some fat fingers, bruh.
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How early do I have to arrive to get into a rally?
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>>71688138
>Australian
>No star under the UJ

American education folks.
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>>71694409
>he really thinks we're buying this shit and he's not just an irl shill stepping up the tactics because they've failed miserably online
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>>71694471

Look at the hairs coming out of his nose. They're little arms that feed his mouth boogers.
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>>71694376
I believe the best minimum wage is none at all, where people refuse to take jobs that don't pay enough. Unfortunately that doesn't work when you flood the populace with unskilled laborers and a stagnating economy.

So at this point the wage should stay as is, with states deciding what they want.
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>>71687588
Why do you trumping support a pc new York values liberal? It just goes to show how easy some republicans are to fool. I bet trump is laughing at you idioms.
Ted Cruz is the last hope America has and you fools are deluding yourselves into disbelieving that fact via memes and silly ad homonym attacks.
Thank god the convention will be contested.
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>>71694235

I like that one too. Fave is the teen and young reader gif. God damn do I get teary eyed.
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>>71693869
Look at his tiny hands.

Low energy, closeted fag.
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>>71694443
Cruz has been on a downhill spiral since the start. What are you talking about?
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>>71694409
Oh yes, we all know the best person to raise a healthy daughter is an overbearing father
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>>71694443
>Cruz's support
He has no support, he just has people voting not-Trump
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>>71694409
wow it's almost like we should abolish common core education
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>>71694547
I like you
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>>71687717

>WARHOL
>SOMETHING I HEARD ONLY IN STARCRAFT

WEWLAD
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>>71694547
He seriously needs to clip that shit looks gross as fuck specially in photos. I honestly think hes doing this shit on purpose.
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>>71694537

4-5 hours early.
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>>71693382
Impressive! I get Gary Johnson but I'll still vote for Trump in the WA primary.
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>>71694568
I've blindly adhered to Trump. I am now just along for the ride. I'm a Trumpublican.
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>>71694542
>New Zealand isn't part of Australia when talking about shitposters

Still, I'd rather have them than fucking leaves.
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>>71694263

Just wish Jeb stayed and Kasich or Cruz left instead.
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>>71688500
dude, he is just laying low until he at least gets the nom and he wants to suck up some of Bernie supporters.

I'm sure if Donald could flick a switch and it would cure gays and trans people from the world he would flick that switch.
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>>71688500
he just said on hannity LET THE STATES DECIDE


eat shit faggot
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>>71694704
Libertarians and nationalists alike are coming together.
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>>71694324
I freakin love you man.
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>>71694728
http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/04/21/ted-cruz-maury-show-woman-lookalike-moos-pkg-ebof.cnn
It's real
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>>71694565
So how laissez fare are you? Do you like subsidizing the walmarts of the world simply because they can get away with it? Or should those people truly be left to fend for themselves if they're below the poverty line? Wouldn't that just cause more problems and inequalities? It sounds like trickle down economics. It's sounds good, but won't work.
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>>71687588
does trump sell his hats at the rally's?
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>>71694362
>Harrisburg Trump Rally

I just watched that rally. It was fuggin amazing.
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>>71694704
>bernie
>77%
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>>71694568
It's not about left or right, it's about nationalism. Trump is the only America first candidate period.
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>>71694845
ew
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>>71692382
That's because that gook is an autistic faggot. I hate that fucker more than anyone else. Literally hope he gets aids.
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>>71694798
You see, supply side economics (trickle down) and demand side (kinda like keynesian) don't work on their own. They work together. Wal-mart isn't muh evil welfare state company, they pay more than minimum wage and provide cheap goods and services.
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>>71693382
>5%

Looks like you're now a #cruzmissile!!
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>>71694399
>Kasich

He's so boring ugh.
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>>71694394
His nose looks like a snake feeding him boogies.
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Trump here
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>>71694977

Here's a limited edition print for you.
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>>71694728
This kills the rato.
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>>71693869
donald said he was neutral because any more SJW blowback and he might fucking lose the convention.
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https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/723289850779209734

The Don isn't going to slack off in PA just because Rato and Kucksich are technically done.
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>>71694774
>not being a nationalist libertarian

ur fuckin up m8
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Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g

https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/

He's an opportunistic faggot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump

No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0

Creepy Cruz:

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460440845862.webm

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459831491732.webm

TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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>>71695043
That's his VP in 2020
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>>71695033
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>>71692382
He called me a nigger lover and said my artwork sucked. Jokes on him, at least I am not a soulless gook.
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>>71695015
I understand that it can't be all or nothing with respect to the ideology.

Walmart does pay more than minimum, but they don't give people the hours they need. They're the biggest employer of welfare recipients in the country. And to boot, more SNAP benefits get spent at walmart more than anyone else.

They're not going to do it on their own. Why would they? We have to force them to.
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>>71694110
I bought it because I was on the Trump Train hard, ever since August/September.

I fucking loved Trump, and would've stood with him through anything, so long as he didn't fuck up on any of these issues:
>My fucking guns
>The fucking trannies

Those two issues are an instant drop for me. He fucked up on trannies.

The funny thing is, you can't even buy an official one without going through somebody else. You know, to celebrate New York's victory, I was going to buy and ship a couple of official Trump hats to foreigners via roll thread on Friday, when I get paid. Good thing he said this bullshit beforehand.
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>>71694746
Can't believe we actually won
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>>71693743
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>>71688071
>shill bots acting surprised that Trump is benignly pro-LGBT

That's why I'm a Lose Missile now
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>>71695083
I don't see how that can work given libertarianism's philosophy.

I'm not into that anyway. I'm just a nationalist + capitalist. Like Trump.
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>>71693382
sometimes it's worth checking their "sources" on the answers. i had one where they said trump was anti-nasa and their source was a tweet of trump ripping on obama for failing at everything.
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>>71695182
If that story is true, you're even doubly the idiot
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>>71695077
Manafort is closing the deal.
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>>71695189
>we actually won
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>>71695182
Fuck off shill. You are a one issue voter like Kike Shapiro in that case. You are cancer and I'll be glad to hang you on the day of the rope, traitor.
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>tfw 2for2 offer at Mcdonalds ended 2 months ago
I'm just so hungry for a fucking chicken sandwich, but I don't want to get raped for them.
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