How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they don't believe it exists and prefer to stay in the darkness.
>>71643534
Asking an atheist about God is like asking a blind man to describe a painting.
>>71643534
I remember someone told this joke once.
It didn't get any laughs... and it was told to a group of mostly christians...
>>71643534
>>71643534
>>71643677
Asking ANYONE about god is like that, retard.
Unless of course you've seen god, in which case, off to the mental asylum you go
>>71643611
Which wizard shall fate show me to fight this atheist foe!
>>71643781
so i guess it's true that people with autism can't comprehend analogies
>>71643534
Epic argument goy! Keep worshiping your kike on a stick!
>>71643611
The only wizard I need is my Dead Kike on a Stick
Also: rolling
>>71643611
Rolling famalia
>>71643781
>I dont experience Gods glory so nobody has
You do know many atheists are pro-Christianity these days right? They're tired of degenerates lacking self-control.
Atheists need Christians to uphold societal values and morals and Christians need Atheists to keep the church's man held power in check and defend/advance the homeland.
>>71643611
autumn wizard literally useless-tier
>blow leaves in face
yeah fuck off kike
>>71643611
Rawlin
>>71643838
It's not a particularly good analogy.
Anyway, it's this type of thread now.
>>71643611
Rolls
>>71643534
It takes 42 atheists to change a light bulb. 1 to unscrew the old one and screw in the new one, and 41 to go all autistic about how stupid everyone else in the world is for believing things.
>>71643534
i think that's a poor metaphor.
imagine an atheist and a theist in a dark room: the atheist tells the theist the he has to find a lightbulb, to which the theist responds that he doesn't need a lightbulb because he has god, the atheist says it's silly and that he'll use the power of reason to find the bulb and lighten the room, he starts looking while the theist stands around with his eyes closed and a smile on his face. The atheist finds nothing and they stay stuck in the room until both die.
>>71643926
>I dont experience the glory of cultural enrichment so nobody has
>>71643611
Fuck OP
Rolling
>>71643985
Pls get witch
>>71643985
C'mon good roll
>>71643611
Fuck
Final re roll
>>71643985
Choose wisely anonku
>>71643611
Which wizard may I be?
>>71644100
Wow reroll
how many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One
She just needs to sit on a ladder and wait for the world to revolve around her
>>71643611
First reply, best reply
>>71643611
rolling not a spammer rolling not a spammer rolling not a spammer not a fucking spammer lads
>>71643742
That was one lonely guy. If he'd overcome his daddy issues and hung up his fedora, he'd have made a great Christian.
>>71643611
rollllo
>>71644244
Wtf no 44?? re-roll re-roll re-roll
>>71643611
Rollin for American
>he fell for the zombie jew meme
good goy keep supporting zionism it's your christian duty
>>71643534
>How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. Thomas Edison.
>>71644147
1st or 3rd, doesn't matter
>>71643611
Rolling again
>>71643611
>>71643985
rollerino
>>71644147
Great Observer sounds neat. I like Eternal Paradise too though. Tough choice.
>>71644444
>Sky Kike
also checked
>>71643611
Roll kike
>>71643534
Please stay on /b/
>>71643611
Re-roll pls
>>71643985
Rollin good get
>>71644573
>mfw harry potter with qt3.14 cyber doc
feelsgoodman
>>71644745
Fuck roll again
>>71643534
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>71644444
Chistfags BTFO
>>71643611
Roel
>>71643985
Snek tits or drow.
>>71644967
Goddamn it.
>>71643677
and you a believer have some insight into what god looks like with no proof
its like your claiming you can describe the flavor of this bottle of wine i am holding
without even knowing if its red or white wine or what type
>>71643781
>if someone has witnessed evidence of God they are insane because
>God does not exist because
>there is no evidence of God because
>[repeat]
>>71643611
One more roll
>>71643611
Why not
Come on fire wizard
>>71643611
>>71643985
>>71644147
ROLL A QT
Rules:
>>716441XY
If X is odd, pick top row. If X is even, pick bottom row.
Y is QT number from left to right.
MUSLIM ROULETTE
If you roll 9 or 0 on Y, you're stuck with the muslim qt forever, and she will give birth to eight healthy arab babies.
>>71643611
98 get
>>71643985
>not checking my 5 (catgirl)
>>71645116
>burdon on proof is on the person not making the claim that a magical space jew exists
>>71645200
says to rawl again
catgrill get!
>>71643611
Snakepenis
>>71645116
God is x
Since x must exist
God exists
But God exists being the conclusion, and "God is.." being a premise, makes the argument circular.
>>71643611
WHAT DID IT SAY
IT'S KILL NOW
>>71643534
Amen brother
>>71643941
>Atheists need Christians to uphold societal values and morals and Christians need Atheists to keep the church's man held power in check and defend/advance the homeland.
This actually makes sense. Its the dualism that makes the society strong. If all were to become atheists - lack of morals, nihilism, no children, susceptible to barbaric invasion.
Religious majority: morals and stability, but "hellish" for those that stick out (gays, atheists, feminists) and slow scientific progress.
If you mix cultures with a varying moral and ethic code though it all goes to shit no matter what. Its one thing to have 50% christians and another to have 50% atheists vs 50% muslims and atheists.
>>71643677
>>71643941
>>71644038
You dumb niggers believe an "atheist" to be someone who has an absolute firm belief in nothing. The dumber of you assume atheism is a firm belief that nothing exists but that which we can prove.
No matter what religion you belong to, i firmly believe you are wrong. There has never been a true and honest religion on this planet. I believe that with every single atom of my existence.
I do not believe for a second you have enough understanding of creation and existence to even speak about it. I am as "educated" as a person can be about this and i am absolutely clueless. You are too, and if you do not understand that you are fucking delusional.
Real atheism is not believing in nothing. Real atheism is accepting we currently have no fucking clue at all about some important things. I believe in what i can see, and worldwide i see nothing but bullshit in religion.
not sure if serious
>>71645447
>Real atheism is accepting we currently have no fucking clue at all about some important things.
that sounds a lot like agnosticism to me desu familia
>>71643611
>Delete rolling picture
>Shitty religion bait where the OP never responds is allowed
This is why this board is fucked.
>>71643534
take it to /b/
>>71643611
Jews
What's the worst part about hating Jews? They'll just convert to and infiltrate a different religion again :DD
>>71645371
are you talking about this argument?
>P1: It is possible that God (maximally great being) exists.
>P2: If it is possible that God (MGB) exists, then God (MGB) exists in some possible worlds.
>P3: If God (MGB) exists in some possible worlds, then God (MGB) exists in all possible worlds.
>P4: If God (MGB) exists in all possible worlds, then God (MGB) exists in the actual world.
>P5: If God (MGB) exists in the actual world, then God (MGB) exists.
>>71643611
More wizards
>>71643677
>asking someone about an imaginary construct
there's your problem christfag
>>71643611
Wizzzzards
>>71646323
Fucking ogre, really?
Death by snu snu it is, I guess.
>>71645447
is this a pasta?
If you notice in my metaphor the atheist isn't "believing in nothing", he believes he can discover something using his reason and senses- the fact that the lightbulb wasn't found isn't the point, he could possibly find one if he didn't run out of time.
>>71643534
>>71643611
Dumbass in my class wants someone to give him a dollar for 67 cents
>>71645634
You're dumb. An agnostic believes there is a higher power. An atheist is just not shy to accept being ignorant of important things.
I accept we all may just be a simulation another advanced species created. I don't believe it, but i accept it may be a possibility.
I will live my life based on what i can see in front of me. I will believe in god when i see god with my own eyes. Every day i see people long for the help of God and receive nothing but death.
Me, a real atheist, accepts ignorance. There is so much unexplained. So much of our current understanding informs us that we are literally incapable of understanding anything outside of the 4 dimensions we experience.
What's really going on? I have no fucking idea. Not a thread to follow or a clue to lead me. Atheism is accepting that. Religion is denying that basic and wondrous truth.
You are now fully redpilled. Good luck.
>>71646146
>P1: It is possible that muh dik (maximally great penis) exists.
>P2: If it is possible that muh dik (MGP) exists, then muh dik (MGP) exists in some possible worlds.
>P3: If muh dik (MGP) exists in some possible worlds, then muh dik (MGP) exists in all possible worlds.
>P4: If muh dik (MGP) exists in all possible worlds, then muh dik (MGP) exists in the actual world.
>P5: If muh dik (MGP) exists in the actual world, then muh dik (MGP) exists.
>>71643611
ReRolln
>>71643534
Good joke anon, A for effort.
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>>71646323
All you roll fags know that they give out bans for participating right? How will you survive without 48 hours of /pol/?
>>71646649
>an agnostic believes there is a higher power
your b8 triggered me, good job
>>71643677
Wow, you ableist fucking shitlord.
>>71646430
If god wanted Edison to discover the lightbulb, Edison would not have discovered 1000 ways to not make a lightbulb.
>>71646709
>pizza defence
once you give all the values and characteristics for maximal greatness to the thing you swap into the ontological argument, you're left with the same maximally great being from the non-parody version, but with a funny name.
>>71643985
top rell
>>71647098
No arrow shoots as straight as truth. It strips back the conditioning for a fraction of a moment. Parts of you accepts the truth, the conditioned parts of you fight it.
You are triggered because i caused an internal conflict in you. Your own mind is bucking against the years of religious conditioning you have been exposed to. It makes you uncomfortable, i get it.
Break free, laddy. Just let that old shit go. Don't suppress your own thoughts anymore. You don't have to gain a hate for religion to finally see it for the bullshit it is. Bible says some dude lived for a week inside a whale belly..... Listen to the voice in your head about this bullshit. Quit being dumb on purpose....
>>71643985
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>>71643534
Back again to post 6 times a day.
Good luck.
>>71643985
Roll for pol
>>71647847
> a week
3 days, and that's not even one of the more supernatural occurrences in the bible. what a weird go-to example for you to give.
could an omnipotent being cause a man to survive in a whale for 3 days?
>>71643677
Asking a god-eater about the Universe is like asking a frog to describe Dostoevsky. god-eating CUNT
>>71648885
>could an omnipotent being cause a man to survive in a whale for 3 days?
but why? I get that we knew about whales at the time.... Did God choose the whale to make the miracle seem more believable? Did a bullshitter choose the whale to make the story more believable?
Could the whale have been an ancient alien submarine? Could the ancient alien submarine actually have been an AI generated line of code? Tune in next post for things that just might be.
>>71643534
Can you show me this light bulb?
Did the light bulb exist before you thought of or were told about it?
>>71643985
Poлл
>>71649324
>but why?
Read it, and the Gospel. There is an important parallel.
>Matthew 12:40
>>71649714
Oh, so people who read older shit and revise their own new shit to align with older shit aren't full of shit?
>>71649714
I got some really great life advice from the book "To Kill a Mockingbird". Read it when i was 16. It broke down a paradigm i had. Exposed reality to me just a little bit. Honestly made me a better person.
They are just books though. To be honest, familia, To kill a Mockingbird is a way better read than the series of horrible written short stories you call the bible. Reader's Digest, any issue, has your holy book btfo.
>>71643611
>mods delete this and not the thread itself
>>71643534
Its true the only god is Allah my brother. We shall conquer these kafirs together. Allahu akbar!
>>71650031
complete and total non-sequitur, follow the chain of replies to get a better grasp of what we were discussing.
>>71650128
>hey, i read books!
ok.
you should still read the bible though, it's unarguably the most influential collection of writings that have ever existed, and since you go out of your way to say it's bullshit on a political themed anime imageboard, you should at least learn what it actually says.
>>71650752
"prophecy"
Wrong. I can skillfully edit whatever I write to align with older contrived fairydust bullshit. Suck your own puckered asshole, god-eater. You don't even know Greek.
>>71650955
the question was asked what could be the motivation behind having the dude in a whale for 3 days ("but why?"), i mentioned that as a possibility.
whether or not the gospel was purposefully written to mirror the events of jonah has nothing to do with the context of that question.
>>71651251
It wasn't a whale. The jewish bullshit to which you refer, in various transliterations, states clearly it was "a great fish". You editorializing and rationalizing the fable into a cetacean-myth is evidence of bullshit at play.
>>71650752
>you should still read the bible though
I have had to, unfortunately.
>it's unarguably the most influential collection of writings that have ever existed
You are correct. No argument made. The bible was the first book ever. It's still printed in all it's past and current forms. It has influenced homelife, work atmospheres, and politics for close to 1600 years now. Its influence is so present in everyday life it is not even noticed by the sleeping masses.
Please wake up. The future of humanity is on the line. The "badguys" have picked up text books. No more occult hope on their side.
>>71643985
looks interesting
>>71646950
>How will you survive without 48 hours of /pol/?
Might be the best 48 hours I had in a very long time.
Oh and OPs joke was shit and so is your sense of humor
>>71651541
whale, fish, giant turtle, snake-monster, it doesn't really matter to the point i was making.
an omnipotent being having the dude being inside some sea-creature for 3 days doesn't logically invalidate the bible.
if you really hate God that much, what you should do is find some irreconcilable(!) contradiction in the bible, instead of a passage that shows a miracle.
>>71645371
Whoa, that logic. Mind, blown. Where can I convert to christianity and accept Jesus christ into my soul? Obviously leaving the church and abandoning my religion was by far the biggest mistake of my whole life. If only this had been in the bible... if only.
>>71645432
>If all were to become atheists - lack of morals, nihilism, no children, susceptible to barbaric invasion.
Oh wow. You've gone over the horizon and just never hit the brakes. Jesus man... that level of... oh wow. Just wow.
>I need to be a good person because space beard guy is going to give me candy once I die if I'm a nice guy
>this makes me a good and moral person
Just... wow.
>>71643534
>Believing in God is equal to believing in a lightbulb
>>71650135
This.
WTF
>>71643611
Damnit I wanna know what wizard I was gonna be
>>71652967
Penis Wizard. Not bad when you think about it.
>>71652202
If that is your definition of a "miracle" then have fun negating all the miracles performed every time someone sets pen to page. Keep gumpin bro
a roll within a post
>>71653207
Not bad at all desu....
At least i'm not big of a fag as OP
>>71653863
Posting
>>71653487
miracle:
>an event that is not explicable by natural or scientific laws and is therefore considered to be the work of a divine agency.
whether or not the event actually happened has nothing to do with my point either, i don't know how to get through to you.
i'm saying:
>X says Y happened
>Y cannot be explained by natural means
>therefore X is lying
does not work to invalidate the bible because there is an agent being spoken of who doesn't have to work through purely naturalistic means.
there is no contradiction here.
>>71644147
construct.
eternal paradise sounds ok too, but observer sounds absolutely awful. it's like eternal reincarnation shit with no other option but to suffer constant births and memory loss.
>>71643677
Its more like a blind man describing what he thinks a painting looks like to another blind man
>>71653863
Rollin for 44
>>71644147
Construct, i can shape words and create wonders that will amaze the self-conscient lives, i can raise the ground and dig deep in the earth and help my fellow creatures be amazed by this new world, they will use their knowledge to change and create everything, i will give them plenty of resources and harsh winters, if they stop amazing me i'll wipe 5/10 to 9/10 of all the world population.
>>71657813
Worlds*
>>71649041
are you implying kek wouldn't be able to?
>>71643534
these threads always use this pic/gif. why?
>>71659464
Because it's the same shitposting idiot all over again.
I start to believe that mods are a myth at this point, because these threads don't really have anything to do with political stuff.
>>71657813
first thing you should do as a construct is build a wall
>>71643985
fugg. rolling
>>71660058
Nah, in my perfect world there are no mexicans.
>>71643611
Huh I wonder what was here
