How can roasties compete?
>>71632165
>roasties
I chuckled
>>71632165
>that sound of millions of feminists heads exploding then suddenly silence
>>71632165
>tfw will order a special one with a dolphin vagina
Is it easy to get a woman to be an egg donor?
I know many of you are already fapping vicariously, but theres no chance Il be fucking a fucking piece of rubber.
Its just retarded.
>>71632165
By banning it.
With this and artificial wombs, women will lose the leverage in they've had in history, and we wouldn't have to put up with their shit anymore.
>>71632498
>the age of homemade slave robot waifus will be upon us
>today people are making diy 3d printers
>tomorrow diy designer fleshlights
>the day after diy slave ais
Can't wait to make my stainless steel black haired green-eyed dolphin vagina wife with artificial womb and have 10 children with her.
Post the webm, you know the one of the Japanese guy jiggling the two 20 pounds of pussy and ass attached to his dakis.
> roasties
>>71632741
What the fuck does a dolphin vag even look like?
>>71632946
Why did I watch that? What could I possibly have been expecting?
>>71632741
>>71632364
What's the difference between a dolphin vagina and a normal one
Why the memery
>>71633477
>>71633912
Apparently dolphin vaginas are so muscular that they can milk your dick with muscle contractions
>>71632946
I think I'm going to be sick.
>>71632946
>that thumbnail
>>71632364
>human-like robot
Get that shit outta here
>>71634110
Whoa that sounds hot as shit, having my waifu milk my dick without moving
Too bad I'd constantly be thinking that it's a dolphin vagina
>>71634739
It's based on a dolphins design but it's entirely artificial
>>71634551
What if I want a futa bot?
With hairy armpits.
Can science create pheromones humans are sensitive to?
>>71634551
Doesn't keep you warm and when they try, it burns.
>>71632165
>men are smarter than women
>women are more annoying than men
what more proof do we need than the fact that we already have robot girlfriends? the value of pussy is plummeting as we speak.
>>71634984
If nature can create a being, it's not only possible for it to exist, but recreating that it's within the realm of possibilities. How long would it take to technology to reach that point, I cannot say.
That aside
>that description
>>71635183
A heater or two regulating a silicon skin can do the trick, not evrything has to be steel
The future is here, boys!
>>71632946
>roasties
>>71635541
Relax bro she'd still have a vag.
And you'd get to feel her balls and dicks resting on your head while you eat her out and make her shoot cum on your back.
I'd never go for a trap in real life, I like pussy too much. But if you can have a pussy and a dick then that's the best of both worlds, especially on a feminine curvy body.
With big milky tits and a puffy vulva
>>71634210
yeeez, glad I'm not the only one
I can't wait till Sexbots are a thing. Imagine entire countries consisting of highly educated Men, while all the Women are replaced with Sexbots.
No more leftist women fucking everything up for everyone else over their illogical feelings.
>>71635244
Pretty much this. Personally I can't wait for the age of robots, the ability to pass my genes on without fucking communicating with women sounds great.Type in some hot nazi chick genes and have a go. No i am not a virgin neet. I just ant got time for this fucking crap, with feminism on the rise i am quite content in saying fuck society.
>>71636551
Goddamn /pol/ has gotten gay.
>>71632165
Well they are made of flesh that triggers arousal but other than that they cant compete at all.
Get me one that has a winking vag and donut anus, then we'll talk.
>>71636921
C-Canada? Are you okay?
>>71632946
Throwing a raw chicken all over your house is really unhealthy sanitation-wise.
>>71637092
wasting food is also degenerate
>>71632498
What nation would though?
>>71636960
Fuck m8, if we're gonna have sex robots by the 2020's, I'm going full out with that shit. You'll be walking down the road one day and BAM, you see me walking my 3DPD mermaid waifu niggatron pornstar powergirl cosplayer that begs to inseminated by my dick fingers. Meanwhile I'm getting horny and start jacking myself off with my newly implanted vagina hands. Future's gonna be fuckin amazing man. Gonna be like that Scooby Doo movie that came out in the early 2000's about the Hex girls, only it's gonna be like in the future. Haha, Sheeeeeit.
>>71634739
Thats not all
A dolphin can unleash her ultimate fluids that will make your orgasm last for up to 10minutes and you not just going to cum you gonna fill it up to the rim and beyond
>>71637336
>>71636921
What nation is Vintage Canada? I'm on my phone
3DPD whores on suicide watch.
Robowaifus are the future!
>>71637405
You go Bermuda
I doubt it'll be that advanced in our lifetime though but hey, a man can dream
>>71637336
SJWs over here in the states won't like it and have it banned.
>>71632165
If you weren't such a virgin faggot like 90% of /pol/ you would know.
>>71632165
>m'lord
They built a female neckbeard.
How would you have a child with a robot though?
>>71636721
What's gay about wanting to get rid of the shit women and replace them with perfect robots?
>>71632165
Robot personhood, mandatory feminist programming from the state.
OH MY ALLAH. Does this mean I can soon have a black qt3.14 robot gf?
>>71639016
Yes, only an artificial black can be cute, but you better have her outfitted with pure Nordic eggs.
Sexbots are already here. Its called severe palsy and they are very low maintenance. Just tape their mouth shut while you are not using them and there is nothing they can do about it.
>>71639137
Their pussies are tight and warm just like a real woman's.
>>71639224
Goddamnit, Argentina.
>>71637474
Okay now it just sounds like it's too good to be true like a greasy used car salesman pitch
How on earth would fluids make me cum more and make my orgasm last longer
>>71639626
Don't listen to the dolphin people. Get yourself a palsy wife.
>>71638490
It reminds me of those Evony ads.
>>71639626
Chemicals that stimulate the nerve endings, like how numbing creams work but in the opposite way making it more sensitive instead
>>71632235
>>71632165
lmao feminists are so fucked when they become viable. The cunts will be utterly finished. No wonder they want to ban them. Feminists know a woman has no value aside from sex.
>>71639855
>when they become viable
>british flag
just fuck my shit up senpai
The question is will they have modular bodies I can customize or at least different bodies i can swap her personality into to fit my taste on the current day or will I have to buy multiple robots?
The future looks bright boys!
I wonder though how long it will take before it goes from being total shut in weebo weirdo mode to have until it's not seen as that big of a deal to have a robotwaifu.
I suppose if sexbots with good AI will be created in about 10 years then we're looking at another 10 before you're not shunned by family and friends for getting one
>From Siri to sexbots: Female AI reinforces a toxic desire for passive, agreeable and easily dominated women
http://archive.is/7ghQ5
They're going to try really hard to get them outlawed. Women don't want to give up their pussy pass.
>>71640012
I don't understand your post oldest ally.
>>71639731
Holy kek
>>71640012
What are you trying to say Alberto?
>>71640074
If we make 100% realistic robot woman people will just think you have a cute, loyal girlfriend and are lucky guy to have a girl like her, there'd be no way to tell she was robot other than opening up her skin to look at the internals
>>71637587
I kekd
>>71640085
>agreeable and easily dominated women
Most men just don't want to live with cunts.
>>71639137
TFW no severe palsy gf.
>>71640575
>severe palsy
>>71632165
Yes m'lord
>>71640085
>>71640572
This desu.
I actually want to be dominated by a woman. But not a cunt, a reasonable and rational woman.
Why are they acting like being an agreeable person is bad?
>>71632230
Chuckled!!!???!Don't you mean kekked??????!!?!??!?! It's like you don't even know the popular culture of the internet- dip
>>71640729
It's time to stop watching porn
>>71640729
>Why are they acting like being an agreeable person is bad?
Because if you disagree with one another you HAVE to be enemies according to their retarded view on the world. Nobody can just debate one another and afterwards have sex.
>>71640676
holy fuck
>>71640794
Nah. I don't mean hard femdom, just light stuff like being held and cuddled, and woman on top sex positions.
>>71640575
>tfw no severe palsy daughter
:^(
>>71640729
For the same reason why the came up with the word 'mansplaining'. They're unable to defend their ideas so they just declare anyone who doesn't go with the version of reality in their head to be disagreeable. Facts don't matter, it's whoever can explode with the most emotion that's right. Men want to work out the facts and that requires putting aside emotions and agreeing on the facts of reality. Women want to feel good and being told they are correct is something that makes them feel good so they feel entitled to get told they're always correct regardless of the facts.
>>71632165
Oh yes i think it's time to play shogun my robotfu no open your moth and suck.
>>71637773
Bermuda
>>71632165
Welcome home, good hunter. What is it you desire.
>>71641407
So will be able to have proper debates with robot women? Seeing as by definition AIs are creatures of pure logic.
>>71641613
>wanting any debate with it
Robot for fuck, other men for debate.
>>71641711
Yeah but what if I want a robosecretary, she needs to be able to tell idiots off instead of transferring the call to me if anyone is being uncooperative.
>>71641853
...you raise a valid point, anon
>>71641853
nobody is going to respect a guy who listens to his robosecretarys decisions
>>71640760
>dip
This made me "kek" (as you and I would say) because it is a reference to that one boy who said "It's a meme, you dip". The popular culture of the internet sure is great.
>>71640249
allies when you need our help, fuck off
>>71640438
unviable, is what he meant,
they started the damn language, they should know how to use it
>>71642041
Nobody listens to a secretary's decisions anyway she's there to sort messages, organize papers and transfer calls.
Like an advanced answering machine you can fuck
>>71642234
No he meant viable
>feminists are so fucked when [sex robots] become viable
>tfw all I want is a sentient robot android with an artificial womb in her in the form of my waifu (or custom made) so I can finally fulfill my dream of being loved and having children with the woman I love
How long are we talking until this happens brehs, give it to me straight
And then we have to deal with the fact that women will get all cunty and try to ban it
>>71642918
>ban it
Asia will do it anyway we'll just have to import our robot wives
>all those fags wanting to have children with robots
Nigga, I just want a futa to fuck my ass.
>>71643122
Isn't hue land full of futas?
>>71643122
Why not both?
Program her to want to fuck you however you like, but then be really cute and embarrassed about being on the receiving end when it's time to impregnate her
>>71643152
Trannies, traps and shemales are not futas. They're delusional men that have mutilated their bodies.
Futa is, as of currently, a purely 2d thing impossible to exist in the real world. That's why we need sex robots.
>>71643152
Shemales are hot but they don't have a fully feminine body. They still have some masculine features besides the cock.
>>71643232
I'm fine with the cure stuff, but I just really don't want to have children.
>>71643363
>cute stuff
Sorry for my bad english
Robot waifu
>>71640085
>Being agreeable is toxic
Fuck me, the west is fucked.
>>71643363
>>71643480
You might want kids eventually even if you think you don't now.
And either way it's a natural human instinct to want to reproduce so it's imperative that we should be able to do so with out robowives.
Even if you won't use it the tech still needs to exist.
>>71643113
Wouldn't the border guards or whomever checks imports realize what it is and ban it, then arrest you or something? Why do women have to ruin everything
>>71642437
>feminists are so fucked when they become viable
occam's razor:
they is feminists or they is the robots?
Bio cunts won't like this.
>>71643701
You don't know a thing about good smugglers. If they're realistic androids they could make fake health papers and a passport for her, or just go a smuggling route that circumvents customs entirely.
Rent a boat from a Florida marina and do the trade out in the ocean, come back ashore with your new wife, fly over the border in a hobbyist aircraft and land ato a private airstrip, land on an empty beach in the dark of night, hide in a shipping container, there are so many methods that are easy as fuck.
>>71643731
Clearly he meant they as in robots.
Go back to English class Mister Barbosa.
>>71644074
Biocunts wont have a say on this.
>>71644188
Fair enough. But like what was said before feminists are going to fight to the teeth to stop this from happening and make up excuses about how it hurts women. How can we make sure they shut the fuck up and robot waifus become a reality?
So which is more likely, women being replaced by robots or women actually wising up and not being cunts?
Place your bets /pol/!
>>71644727
We make the sentient AIs first then say they're oppressing a minority (self aware robots) and use their liberal tactics against them
>>71644838
Maybe both at the same time.
>>71644838
The second will happen because of the first.
>>71644188
yfw you realize that the Wall of Trump is too effective and is keeping the smuggler with your robowaifu from getting in.
>>71644383
can someone translate this banana speak pls?
>>71639731
palsy isn't a joke you asshole.
>>71632230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
>>71637336
I think Canada already has. I mean it's 2016, come on.
>>71645061
Actually the opposite happens. When women outnumber men, instead of getting better, women turn into complete degenerate sluts.
http://time.com/money/4072951/college-gender-ratios-dating-hook-up-culture/
>>71637092
Hopefully he got salmonella or something
>>71645400
>tfw your college is 80% male
Glad this is being made. It will clean out the gene pools like you guys. This thread is cringe incarnated.
>people keep trying to make robots look exactly like humans rather than make qt robos that aren't stuck in the uncanny valley
>>71632165
oh god i imagine all the buttrage feminist will have about this
>>71637092
It's a slippery slope to burning Styrofoam to stay warm at night.
>>71648054
This
>>71640074
it will be same as PC's/gaming it built up for long time, and now basically you can talk with your boss about gaming and shit..at first only the weebs will get them, then more and more forevel alones will buy them.
Then finally we will see few normies get them and pretend they got them to clean there houses etc.
Then it will build up and over time it will become socially acceptable to talk about which waifu model you got and which sex-dlc you installed in her, did you bough the dolphin vagina addon and did you included artificial womb with it so you can eventually have kids with it.
>>71643152
Futas have both parts you fool
>tfw feminists ban robowaifus
>male customs officers don't bother enforcing it
>>71648054
listen here retard, before you can make the cute anime and cat girls you have to be able to make reallife looking robots. Its same as with drawing/painting you first have to understand fundamentals and then you apply them to more advanced shit.
>>71637950
But how could they enforce such a law?
Oh that's right, they'd just take away more of our privacy.
This thread reminded me, is onahole/fleshlight actually worth it compared to hand or not?
>>71636397
>>71634210
>>71632946
Oh fuck I noticed it too
>>71645222
>implying trump won't let you buy a rabowaifu from Japan as long as you pay the anti-jap tariff
>>71649250
Yes.
>>71643731
Don't communicate in English anymore, you clearly have a terrible grasp of OUR language.
>>71632165
Sorry until it reaches this level you guys are just pathetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0KTUysrwgQ
too long version. real emotions and real intelligence.
>>71640059
Modular bots are for plebs. Customizable special ordered one piece robowaifus are for Lords.
>>71636397
What is he saying?
>>71650927
Having a variety of bots would be good so you don't have to deal with changing parts around any time your tastes change but having some degree of modularity for swapping spare parts would be good.
>>71650538
You'll call us pathetic regardless. Opinion discarded. I'll be happy no matter how butthurt you are.
>>71652150
>saggy tits on the second from the left
Literally who would want that garbage? I always see morons whining about how comic book illustrators and mangaka don't know how to real boobs work but real boobs are shit. They're literally shit. Fuck this gay ass droopy shit. I don't want my robo waifu to have down syndrome tits that flap in the wind like a turkey's gullet. I want big and bouncy but perky and soft and jiggly like yogurt filled bags. The fucking libcucks better not ruin this for me REEEEE.
>>71652150
>not being faithful to your waifu in robot form
All I wanted was a partner to be loyal to me and that I can be loyal to. If robofus can be made I'm sure as hell taking one in the form of my waifu so I can be with her.
>>71647908
>cringe
Nice reddit buzzword
Who cares about uncanny valley I just want a robot i can FUCK
>>71645299
stahp thees memme pls
SJWs will just ban them.
