Naked and Afraid, is the most based show because it shows when shit gets real all the TOUGH women become docile, lazy, and whiny
While all the men leap towards leadership.
Anyone got good naked and afraid episodes which proves this.
Pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtUKdZG1o1w
>>71604203
>NAKED AND AFRAID
>censorship
>blurry and afraid
>incremental step to pornography on TV
>BASED
Not a big thinker eh budday
>see an episode
>big marine boasting about shit and a cutey blond
>big doofus drinks milky white water and gets sick
>quit after a week or so
Wew. I think the cutey made it by herself
>tfw anthropological recreationist
I do shit like this in the Canadian North in the middle of winter.
>>71604203
i watched about 5 episodes of that show; 4/5 times the women did fuck all, complained, and quit. only saw one were the man left and the woman carried on.
>>71604203
Oh it's based in that it accurately displays male/female survival interactions. It's a good got TV program in that all the survival ranking bulkshit they do is like "she is a marathon runner, likes to hike, and can open cans without a can opener. She earned a PSR of 9.0" and for dudes is like "he served in the green berets, lives completely off the grid in his own survival school, expert primitive fire making and hunting skills. He earned a PSR of 5.6"
Love the episodes when it's a black man and white women naked.
>>71604362
porn's been on tv for a few decades, retard.
Why do they have to be naked?
In real life people would make coverings.
Saw an episode where a short stumpy fatty white boi geek is paired up with a """"survival trained"""" tall and fit blonde.
He went out to the beach, got oysters, lobsters and clams for himself the woman was just sunbathing (she refused to eat his harvest because she didn't want his help).
Pretty funny imho.
>>71604203
I only watched one episode of that. I think it was a big bulky marine man and a fit woman. 1st day in and the man got terribly sunburnt and the woman has to do everything from fishing to getting coconut. When the man was finally partially healed, he dug until he found water and drank it. The woman said not to drink it because it might be contaminated but he didn't listen. Shortly after that he started having diarrhea and defecated near their camp site.
>>71605468
This was a good one. It was with Cassie.
She was turbobitch at times.
She looked cute in the beginning, but eventually her true inner goblin emerged. Let that be a lesson to the men about looks can be deceiving.
http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/naked-and-afraid/bios/cassie-depecol/
>Be nudist at home, but go camping a lot
>Actually wear clothes when camping because I'm not retarded.
There isn't a reason for them to be naked, you won't be stripped by some strangers and then dropped in the middle of Thailand.
>>71605638
Lara was the one who did well. Clint was the redneck dummy who didn't do anything other than lose weight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swEqB0scHBM
>>71606066
>There isn't a reason for them to be naked,
If they weren't naked you would have never heard of it, and it would be just another survival show, one of dozens. It's a great marketing gimmick, Jew approved.
you know what would be fun? watching a stream together with chat. Anyone able to set it up?
>>71607078
I second this!
>>71604203
I've been watching the show for a while and I've seen my fair share of women who handle their own and a few that did better than the men. The absolute worst woman was the new episode the other week with the Miley Cyrus look a like. Fuck that cunt.
>>71604203
This is probably the most redpilled show besides COPS
>>71604801
That's what I told the Mounties after they caught me feeling up the moose.
>>71605379
They don't have to be naked, but they have to start naked. They often make coverings for themselves.
Pretty cool show.
>>71604203
Alone, that show is based.. this is pussy shit.
Why is every single female on this show a lesbian and/or vegan? Every. Single. One. They obviously select for this shit.
Scripted shit for the uneducated masses.
>>71607276
COPS is fucking awesome. I can't wait until they start filming in my college town (Lubbock, Texas).
As far as red-pill TV goes watch Yukon Men, Deadliest Catch, and Alaska: The Last Frontier.
Some of it is produced but it's still great. >>71607298
live stream when?
>>71604203
For real red-pilled goodness, they should do a spinoff version of this series (still keeping the same name).
But instead of dropping these "stronk" women naked in a jungle, they must be dropped off naked in Saudi Arabia.
>>71604203
ive seen a girl save the shit out of this mariner. dude got sun burn. he was bitching about it. she was getting coconuts, so he could drink something. and when he could walk he went dig water. he drank the shitty water got a disease. he shitted right to the fuking side of the camp. she made a fucking fireplace got a fish. and the whole time the dude was a bitch. no space for feminism in this show.
>>71604203
I remember watching this show one night on vacation because it was literally on like the only channel on the tv. Marathoned that shit for like 6 hours, good show
>>71605638
Oh that shit was hilarious. That guy was an ultra faggot laying there the whole episode
>>71607298
>>71607693
they mus select for idiots and drama whores for dem ratings
>>71608767
>on vacation
>watch tv
>>71604203
Kangz simulator
never seen it
got any links burgers?
>>71609343
I've actually been on a few trips overseas where all I did was watch tv and post on 4chan from my phone. It's just nice to do it with a different view from the window, different food and a new atmosphere in the room. I don't get out besides work and I earn an insane amount so it doesn't take a dent out over all, it's if anything more justifiable than just sitting on your ass at home for free considering what's left over.
>>71606011
>http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/naked-and-afraid/bios/cassie-depecol/
fucking lol
>>71609343
>trying to tell other people how to enjoy thenselves
>>71606011
>>71605468
I watched it and they were all cunts to be honest. Yeah she was shit but they were all cunts about it.
>>71606011
saw it, they met up with another couple, everyone ended up hating her and rightly so, total retard
>>71609343
it was the night we arrived and we really didn't feel like doing shit else
>>71604203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB4ubpVpBH0
>>71607693
Simple, they can't have people having sex on the show.
A lesbian won't be interested in having sex with the man.
The vegan won't be interested in touching sausages.
>>71614051
haha, so much bitching
>>71604203
>all the TOUGH women become docile, lazy, and whiny
>While all the men leap towards leadership.
Nah. I've seen a few episodes where the guy turns into a lazy bitch willing to do fuck all. Can't remember exactly which episodes, but they certainly do exist.
>>71614051
>I guess my strength comes from a different place.
>I guess my strength
>my strength
That bitch is delusional. If I was EJ she wouldn't get any of the eel I killed until she decided to quit being a cunt. If she's so fucking strong without anger she can kill her own food.
>>71614469
I remember an episode where the woman was running around like an idiot and got a sunstroke about 1/3 in.
The guy just keked and tanked the rest of the 21 days with minimal effort.
>>71614051
Holy mother of kek. I know so many women that would do this shit. I also like how she took credit for the kill then yelled at him.
>>71604203
I've watched most of the Naked and Afraid eps. It's pretty okay I guess.
I've seen a few men in it act like retards. Usually the women are bitches though.
>>71605379
As >>71607518 says -- they start naked. Usually they make something to wear.
>>71606066
>There isn't a reason for them to be naked
Being naked psychologically makes a person feel more vulnerable, in most cases. So, might as well strip them naked and throw them into deadly forests and whatnot. No idea if this was the purpose of it though, the psychological part(It'd make sense as it'd be more challenging to get through), or if it was just the fact of being/feeling 'primitive' and getting in touch with ones roots.
>>71614051
>thank the eel for giving you life
>being disrespectful to a eel.
Kek, this woman wouldn't last a day if she was alone.
>>71605009
Ikr they always give the females a seriously overblown survival rating
Stream when faggots. My insomnia is acting up.
Pic related was better. Seriously lived up to every stereotype in the book. Was hilarious seeing feminists get mad as fuck because they separated the men and women and this didn't allow women to use their "most essential survival skill"..."Socialization".
>Crew gives them pigs
>Men eat them
>Women are at starvation point
>Adopt them as pets
>TWICE the producers have to stop the show and save them
Anyway, Naked And Afraid is okay. You see both sides.
The one where the Marine and some tanned QT go to a tropical Island, and she tells him "Dude, you are going to get burned".
"Don't worry baby, I'm tough"
"Gets horrible sunburned. Can't do shit. Drinks filthy water. Gets sick and shits himself. Has to get the woman to do all the work".
Or the one where some bubbly annoying feminist is matched up with a hipster. He purposefully got fat as shit before the show. All she does is complain about how fat he is. He builds a shelter, finds some fruit and just lays in the shade eating and sleep, conserving energy. She yells at him over and over and over while standing out in the scorching heat making retarded shit. Gets heatstroke and is evacuated. He chills out and last the whole show.
>>71609699
>I've actually been on a few trips overseas where all I did was watch tv and post on 4chan from my phone. It's just nice to do it with a different view from the window, different food and a new atmosphere in the room.
Too much real life
>>71614644
It forces them to build stuff to cover up/protect their feet.
Point is they're meant to be starting from absolute zero, but it's kind of a cheat since they give them a couple of tools.
Can never decide what to take though.
>Flint
>Tin pot
>Machete
>>71614875
I laughed harder than I should've.
>the island
>womynz run into fisherman
>get free fish
>how brave
>>71614051
This fucking woman.
>respect the eel
>IM OFFENDED YOU DIDNT RESPECT
>>71614051
I'm surprised he didn't tell her to shut her bitch mouth up.
>>71614051
>The Island With Bear Grylls
>Even the guys are big sooks and talking about respect and nature and saying thanks to the poor animal and saying they will savor every bite and make the kill as clean as possible
>2 months in
>Staving like motherfuckers
>Go at anything and everything with a knife stabbing it and screaming and hollering about "NIGGA GOTTA EAT"
>>71614051
I really like Laura, I watched her with the other army dude and shes got a lovely character DESU.
>>71614939
Fuck it was terrible. Twice they literally had to stop the show and intervene, and then on other occasions they "bent the rules" by sending over random fishermen to give them fish.
Even if it wasn't set up, think about it;
>We used our survival skills of having a vagina and getting men to give us free stuff
>>71607276
I heard cops tried to show as few black and as many white criminals as possible and people still complained that it made blacks look bad.
>>71614485
She did and carried a muscle bound man from the army by herself...Shes awesome at survival and shes actually a good person which is more than could be said for you.
>>71614875
>"most essential survival skill"..."Leeching".
Thanks for the kek.
>>71614875
The island for the women was a giant paradice full of resources and long beaches.they had taro gardens and tame pigs.
The men lived on a shitty rock with a couple of coves, wild pigs and hardly any resources
The men thrived and the women sunbathed until they needed bailing out. The women bought supplies from passing boats and killed the 2 tame piglets because they're too fucking lazy
>>71614939
i hated this part with a passion
especially how those bitches sauntered back to camp and were like "Look what we caught!"
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71615159
Even if she was awesome at survival. She still will never fuck you, Mohammed.
>>71614875
>New Season
>Mixed Gender
>Muslims
Prepare yourself /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-t-lNDIX64
Just going to post this.
Feel free to use it as you wish.
Throw it in the river if you want.
I don't care.
>>71615236
Feminism has killed gender relations. For some reason I don't respect women as much as used to (except for my mom and grandma, traditional housewives). Other than that I see a lot of women these days be whiny cunts. It sucks.
>>71605009
What the fuck is a PSR? Just use a language everyone understands and please don't assume everyone is Ameritard as you are.
Dumbass.
>>71615278
>yfw boongs couldn't build anything like this in 50,000 years
>>71615278
Holy shit... Was that all In one day?
>>71615210
>Women's Island has extra Taro crops
Because, wait for it;
>Some of the women identified as "Vegetarian"
Can't make this shit up.
The guy from Yorkshire was the most based.
Watching the black hipster millenial blubber because he was Alpha Maling him all the time was great.
>>71615278
This is pretty good.
How long did building that shack actually take?
>>71604203
>shows when shit gets real all the TOUGH women become docile, lazy, and whiny
ehhh most episodes yea, there have been a few tough girls tho
>While all the men leap towards leadership.
almost never happens. half the shit talk guys also puss out
this show makes pussies out of everyone.
but it should just be called " sitting on your ass and slowly starving for 3 weeks"
they should make them stay out there for 2 months and see what happens.
i want to see some people seriously lose some humanity.
>>71615301
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>71615328
Nah.
He did it over several months. He's some bogan guy from Queensland.
He said actual man hours was 100 hours or something.
He builds all sorts of crazy shit like this in his backyard.
Aboriginals were here for 50,000 years but apparently Australia "lacks the resources" to develop civilization. Thanks Jared Diamond.
>>71615281
yeah, the women I respect in my life tend to be older (2nd wave) or directly related to me so I can call them out on their bullshit.
unfortunately, it seems to be female nature to cause unrest and basically shit-test entire societies
>>71615356
The Island was interesting in this respect.
>Women's Island
>90% are worthless
>10% are good
>90% bitch, moan, fight and scream so much that the 10% can't get anything done. They all fail and die.
Men's island
>80% are mediocre, lost and confused
>10% are worthless
>10% are great
What happens almost IMMEDIATELY is that the wannabe Alpha's who are actually useless stir shit up, and are then frozen out and leave. Then gradually the 10% who are good basically become default leaders for the other 80%. The remaining worthless 10% either get frozen out or shamed into tagging along.
At the end of every male season they are doing okay, usually on their way to doing well, and even though there is clearly a pecking order and arguments, they end up having huge bromances and crying to each other and shit like it's a teenage girl sleepover.
On the women's island they are fucking dead and/or screaming at each other right up until they are taken off.
>>71615210
>killed the 2 tame piglets because they're too fucking lazy
honestly, one of the pigs literally walked into the fire and roasted itself to death for them, you literally had food cooking itself for you and you still fail as a group.
i cannot wait for the apocalypse.
because i will be fucking fine.
>>71615328
>>71615355
The youtube water mark is there.
Watch and learn.
Or throw it in the river
I don't care.
>gavin mcinnes video
oh fuck off already
>>71615328
>>71615355
> The whole hut took 9 months from start to finish. But it only took 30 days of actual work (I abandoned it for a few months before adding bark roof, chimney and extra daub ).
>>71615430
100 hours isn't bad at all assuming you had nothing else to do. That's like 2 weeks if you work 7 ish hours a day on it. Beats the hell out of a full time job.
>>71614051
why didn't he say fuck off go get your own food if you're gonna cry like a bitch over an eel
>>71614644
Yeah but what's the relevant purpose of it? To show what?
We are where we are now because of a build-up of social networks, group logics, and other behavioural stuff that is mostly part of our biological make-up, but which allows for sufficient variety to allow for adaptation to changing conditions.
This is just a show about "what would you do if you had to go feral".
But it has no relevance with regards to evolutionary and cultural history.
Had you been a man of the prehistoric times, you would have a family to back you up and you would grow from early age with immune system adapted to some shit and learning skills that have been passed from generations. Those who didn't have either of the two died at early age.
So basically who is the marine about? Maybe he has some skills he learnt, but he doesn't have the "guts" (physiologically speaking).
What does all of this prove?
That had you the necessity to go feral and without a community to support you, despite all training, survival would be a matter of chance.
I am aware some Amerifug lumberjacks or pioneers were able to carry on alone or with wife and kids for a period, but they managed to do so either thanks to technology (guns for hunters) or thanks to farming techniques (not the kind of thing you learn by yourself).
But the fact these loners were still a minority (compared to most pioneers who enjoyed community life, a local market of products etc.) shows that, in fact, most success in the wild is due to randomness if ferality falls upon you all of a sudden.
>>71615580
>dat uncomfortable moment on The Island where the dudes identify the pretty boy
>dat even more uncomfortable moment where he's asked to do campground jobs, not man jobs
It's lucky no lipstick washed up.
gavin mcinnes shills back at it again
>>71615430
>Australia "lacks the resources" to develop civilization
A place where someone can mine coal and iron in the same patch of dirt with nothing more than a stick and some shade
>>71604630
I saw that one, she left early to but in her defense she was alone and last weeks.
>>71615706
Show actually quite clearly demonstrates how utterly fucked you are without social groups.
So many episodes are ended early by relatively minor sicknesses or injuries.
There was one couple who was absolutely dominating. Had shelters, well fed. Shortly before the end he got a fever. Just two days of him being really sick and needing extra food and water and not being able to contribute destroyed their chances and they had to be pulled out.
You see that on the Bear Grylls show too. Without a network of people doing different jobs at once, you're pretty much fucked. It also shows how cancerous malingerers and dependents are to a society.
Which is why the women's Island was hilarious.
It's interesting watching socialization and tolerance fly out the window the minute people are hungry.
>>71615666
question is, how long does it hold up. if a storm blows it over it's pretty useless.
>>71615657
there's lots of other shit to do, like finding food.
but when you're in the situation where you need to build your own shelter, you've got nothing to do except work towards survival 14 hours a day....
>>71615301
Comeon mate I've never watched the show once in my life and even I know it stands for Personal Survival Rating. It's a...rating...being given to each of them...personally...based on their skills regarding...survival. Not hard to figure out.
>>71607914
Guns up Anon...
Also, wreck 'em...
>>71615781
As evidenced by the video, there is zero reason they couldn't develop shelters etc.
As evidenced by the pygmies to the North, there is zero reason they couldn't develop animal husbandry.
We also have native crops that can be farmed.
But anyway, "lack of resources" seems to be the prevalent agreement for why they didn't advance to the stone age.
>>71614875
The woman also threw away their only metal canister for boiling water because it was dirty. The crew had to tell them to go get it and clean it the fuck out
>>71604203
The episode I remember best was the one when they were divided in teams, I think if was in the Venezuelan jungle or something. The men team was chill af and even got a pond where to bath. The women team was on the verge of civil war and eventually one of them escaped and seeked refuge among the men team.
>>71615892
He left it standing for 9 months without some of the extra wall and roof work without a hitch in the tropical North. So it would hold up fine.
>there's lots of other shit to do, like finding food.
Dudes not a survivalist. Just into showing how to make stuff with primitive tools and methods. IRL a ton of that work would have been done by the women back at base camp while the men went hunting.
>>71614269
>The vegan won't be interested in touching sausages.
>>71615892
The kind of storms become a matter of area. dude seemed to have built his mud shed in a decently wooded area so high speed winds wouldn't have been much of a problem based on that webm. The walls at least. The roof probably could have used some refining.
Personally I like to dig hobbit holes whenever I can manage it.
yeah i was expecting to see women fail when i first started watching the show (ive only seen like 2 episodes) but in the first episode i saw the man was a whiny cunt and the woman an annoying, nagging cunt and i just hated both of them. the man definitely seemed more capable, but was too lazy to use any of his skills.
>>71616000
Oh jesus. That was infuriating.
>Man, where can we store this rotting meat?
>I know, let's put it in our only container available for boiling water
>Damn, this shit stinks
>Let's throw it out
There was some real head scratching moments on that show.
Also that season featured the Accent War on the men's island which was hilarious.
>>71615966
Amerifug obsession for competition.
You need a rate.
You have to be the best.
Etc.
Most of the world settles for "well enough". But America has to be the best in a narcissistic ego trip in which America creates challenges even when they are not there, just in order to claim: see guys? I won it again.
>>71616107
Naked And Afraid is a mixed bag.
Best episodes are when you get two good people who work well together and make up for flaws.
There was the one where the hippy vegan chick was matched with the southern redneck hunter.
>tfw she wanted his dick something fierce and even started eating meat he caught halfway through.
He was good at hunting, she was good at building shit. They did fine.
>>71616131
you'd think that, as women, they'd know to some how preserve the meat first, not just chuck raw giblets in with some sea water
because, you know, cooking
>>71615886
Following your analysis, keeping people well fed will avoid all wars.
I agree with this. Maybe obvious point, but not trivial.
>>71615892
>I built this tiled roof hut in the bush using only primitive tools and materials. The tools I used have been made in my previous videos. It should be pointed out that I do not live in the wild and that this is just a hobby. It should be obvious to most that this is not a survival shelter but an experiment in primitive building technology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE
>>71616185
I love Australians because they tell it like it is. Astute analysis of the Amerifug mindset, bro. I'd sug yer dig full humu.
>>71604362
I don't know if nudity should really be lumped together with porn, is a naked body inherently sexual?
I honestly think the stigma around nudity in the US is why we have all these people trying to justify being fat or frumpy, etc.. Maybe if they were more comfortable with the human body they'd be less loud and annoying. Maybe I'm being absurd and jumping to conclusions randomly.
Something kind of odd as well is all the sexually charged things you see on American television but without nudity, you know that that bullshit where the girl keeps her bra on, the sheets cover everything, and the camera zooms in real tight while they breath hard at each other. You don't see nearly any of the naked body but it's very sexual. Am I crazy?
>>71616283
On the show it starts with a friendly talk.
>Hey m8, you need to help out a bit more.
Then it progresses to yelling and demands.
If it wasn't a show, they'd be dead or exiled.
>>71616131
I remember the mens island had that black guy who literally did nothing but sun baithe while the northern fisherman was cracking up at everyone because he was the only one bringing in food.
The woman walking in circles for two days was also fucking hilarious but maddening
>>71616562
Sharia controlled zones in the UK are probably a touch more maddening than seeing buffoons do as buffoons might do on a television show. What do you think, Mohammed?
>>71616562
Yeah. The Northern Guy refused to catch anymore fish until everyone else, like the young black kid, got off their asses.
I thought it was really interesting and telling how he and the rich southern guy got into a huge class/political shouting match about their approaches to work, and how in a sense the rich guy from the south was validated.
>Northern guy spends all day, erry day catching fish.
>Keeps the group alive
>Posh guy says that he's grateful for the food, but he wants to use his energy to try building nets, which will get them a bigger, less energy expending food supply in the long run if it works
>Northern guy is angry as shit saying all resources should be put towards what is immediately practical right now, and that they are fine with him catching fish and that the posh guy is leeching off him
>Posh guy leeches anyway and builds nets that don't produce anything for a couple of days
>Eventually they do, and every morning they get a small nice haul with only having to drag in and reset the nets
It was nice that they were still bro's afterwards though.
>>71616730
Don't be mean, its our Queen's birthday
>>71604203
go shill this on >>>/tv/
>>71614875
To be fair, since there are so many participants in The Island the nu males and manual laborers get mixed together and you get a cross-section of male behavior across the board. N&A sounds like it provides much better individual cases but the Island shows large group behavior.
>>71616755
> were still bro's afterwards
It's called respect. Men understand this well.
>>71616913
Well, that was the Big Moment of the episode. The posh rich guy one the hard working Northies respect by having his proposal validated by a full net.
As you said; It was the big difference between the women and the men's island.
>>71616755
>doesn't give in to the fighting
>sticks to his guns and does the whole job himself even though nobody supports him
>succeeds, proves his point and everyone wins out in the end
>either way they would have eaten
>the women all starved
Any episodes with big black men?
>>71614051
To everyone bitching at her, yeah she came out strong. The dude however was lacking respect and decency. Just spear it and stop being a thuggish brute.
She spotted it, as well and warned him about electricity. anger is a pleb thing
>>71616855
It's interesting. Especially on season 2.
>Nu Males either wash out early or assimilate into the drone part of the group
The Alpha Male determinism was interesting too. Early on there are some really loud, aggressive guys trying to establish who is the boss. They all end up washing out early. The guys who actually hunt and provide food or build practical shelters and the like quickly rise to the top without it ever actually being stated. The drones naturally align to their directions AND all of them including the alphas show respect/tolerance/moderation unless it's really tested by malingerers.
On the women's island the "drones" pretty much just back stab and belittle and argue with the providers and undermine them and form cliques and defend the malingerers at the risk of the group survival.
>>71615977
>But anyway, "lack of resources" seems to be the prevalent agreement for why they didn't advance to the stone age.
Mental resources are still resources. But don't tell Diamond that.
I really hate how people like Diamond trivialize the importance of culture. Without Western culture, maybe the Chinese would now be approaching industrialisation. If some emperor or another didn't put the kibosh on it. The rest of the world? A stagnant mess of petty empires and kingdoms, none of which would surpass Rome.
>>71617264
Yes actually. All of them.
In season 1 of The Island they even elect a black guy as their boss (but mostly because he's the only one who doesn't have strong ideas and they know he will be a stabilizing figurehead - and he rules by mostly ordering people to do what the majority want done anyway).
>>71617493
It's interesting. The Chinese were always a few steps ahead of the west when it came to technology for the longest time. And each and every single time different ruling dynasties would prevent them from advancing.
>Hey Emperor, we built this awesome boat that can withstand long term ocean voyage. It even has the ability to maintain gardens and animal husbandry so we don't get sick and die (like Europeans were doing at the time).
>LOL WANG R U AN IDIOT!? WHAT DA FUQ DO WE WANT TO EXPLORE THE OCEANS FOR!? I GOT ENOUGH PEASANT RICE FARMERS RIGHT HERE NIGGA
I also think we massively downplay Islam's crushing effect on civilization.
We act as if the advancements in the middle east were a result OF Islam, rather than a line of progress STUNTED by the introduction of Islam.
>one of the contestants says something sexist like women can't hunt
>the narrator voice guy scolds him for being chauvinistic
>every time something sexist but true is said you can feel the producers getting triggered
This show is SJW tier.
>>71616432
>is a naked body inherently sexual?
No. Niggers walk around naked all the time, yet still they can not find the clitoris.
>>71614875
anyone notice how the women were always talking about sex and their boyfriends' penises, while the guys were completely civil and only talked about how they loved their families?
>>71604203
You are a faggot.
>>71614051
fuck that bitch i wouldn't let her have any eel after that
>>71615153
>I heard cops tried to show as few black and as many white criminals as possible and people still complained that it made blacks look bad.
It would only make 'black' parts ofthe show better.
>>71617864
Yeah. It was bizarre.
>Women sit around talking about cocks and fucking and food all day
>Men sit around talking about how much they love their families and how they want to be the best providers possible for them
>>71615278
Damn son. Is that in one day?
>>71618160
Yes
>>71615159
white knighting this hard for some bitch you will never meet
lel we got an alpha cuck over here
>>71615075
The black bloke who had been a complete weenis gets a chance to stab a pig...
>See the fear in the eyes of the blokes who were holding it down after "hannibal" has finished stabbing it to death.
>>71614051
Holy shit they are literally surviving out in the jungle like fucking bush niggers and she is worried about offensive words?
Why don't she try to get her own fucking food?
>>71604203
Because you can believe everything you see on TV right?
If I go on this show, I will literally go bearmode.
>>71616258
nu-womyn
Theres new episodes of the Island out now, im watching the first one and some muzzy has been having a panic attack for 20 minutes
>>71604203
i get the apeal of """survival""" shows but what is the justification for forcing them to be naked?
first thing i will do is find some leafs.
>>71618411
sleep all day and use your stored up fat to survive?
>>71618562
Pretty much. Now finding 30,000 calories in the wild is the tricky bit.
Another good show is bering sea gold. You get to see a girl utterly fail at everything she tries in an environment full of men.
>>71615886
Oh, and women apparently have absolutely no sense of direction. Bears show was cack funny for seeing 2 or 3 lady "explorers" nearly perish getting lost.
I did a course with a bloke here in Oz who teaches survival (snake handling course), and just in case anyone doesnt know Grills stuff is often him deliberately making difficult choices for the camera.
>Come to big hill middle of nowhere.
>Ill climb it.
>Fucking why? walk around the cunt.
>>71617658
To be fair, those Chinese ships would never have withstood the open ocean. But they were not built for that, they were built for coastal exploration. European ships are probably the result of the environment. I'm from an old fishing village, and the fishing vessels we used to employ had to brave the North Sea at its worst, and be strong enough to survive beaching themselves at high tide, because we lack a proper harbour. Something coming from a building tradition like that is going to be strong.
But yeah, emperors shutting down good ideas happened a lot. Of course, Europe was a collection of nations that were trying to kill each other all the time, a lot like China before it was unified. If China had never unified, they would probably have advanced a lot more.
>We act as if the advancements in the middle east were a result OF Islam, rather than a line of progress STUNTED by the introduction of Islam.
Yeah, I'm getting increasingly sick of this line of thinking where Islam is hoisted onto a pedestal for being "scientifically advanced". A lot of the stuff we know them for, they got from other civilizations (just like we did), like the Chinese and the Christians they conquered. of course, those Christians also came to Europe, giving Europe a much-needed injection of science.
Of course, religion doesn't always have to oppose science. But that's exactly why the Catholic church was probably THE most advanced authority on science on the fucking planet at the time. But with them, perception is the other way around! They get treated like villains and idiots, to the point where the word "dunce" comes from the name of a renowned Catholic scientist.
It pisses me off that the institution that united the Western world, encouraged science, literacy, and peace, gets such a bad rep. Sure, they weren't perfect, but neither were the Islamic barbarians who are the largest slavers in the history of the world.
>>71615153
In this country we have something called Opsporing Verzocht, which isn't a show, but a public service announcement kind of thing where the police shows which criminals they're looking for.
Surprise surprise, most are niggers and muslims. Recently someone proposed showing less of them, because blahblahblah tolerance, blahblahblah racism.
Like, shit nigger, nobody is FORCING these cunts to commit crime. This is a tool being employed to catch criminals, and they often are, because this ends up on the internet. We have a site called GeenStijl (also responsible for the referendum) and they have a reputation of causing criminals to be caugh within days of camera footage going online, because of how much reach they have. What these people propose is essentially protecting criminals from the course of law because of the colour of their skin.
>>71614051
Did you pay respect to an eel today ? I just did, I feel way better
>>71617378
entirely agreed. Its also making the situation uncomfortable.
Anger is associated with emotional
instability. Who wants to be around someone that shows that ?
>>71617658
Pure stupid. This makes no sense at all. This is not how it works.
At the time the Arabs were the peak civilisation. As with every peak though it lost its position, as will America (albeit much slower due to technology and sabotage of foreign nations)
The point is being the current peak of humanity means that things produced there are going to benefit you and your neighbours, and a lot of medicinal, technological and societal advancements were had, that the world gets to reep today.
>>71618715
>Grills stuff is often him deliberately making difficult choices for the camera.
Yeah thats so true, he is entertaining but not useful. Survivorman is a must more honest show to learn some stuff from
>>71618645
A guy did it. He's been mentioned in this thread.
Soon as he shows up, the QT he's with scrunches up her face and is like "ewwwww, lazy fat pig".
He killed it with energy to spare, and she conked out with heatstroke a couple of days in.
They said heatstroke, but I swear to god she lost 90% of her energy through crying and screaming at him because he was "lazy".
>I'll show that lazy oaf reclining in the shade eating figs who is the real survivalist here by going out into the scorching desert midday sun and carrying wood needlessly in circles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlzFu6Y_h4Y
>>71618500
He quits because the girls take their clothes off and it's haram.
>>71618715
>First lady gets them hopelessly lost
>They scream and argue
>Second lady demands to lead
>Gets hopelessly lost
>They scream and argue
>Third lady demands to be put in charge
>They get hopeless lost
>Crawl back to start point to die
>Luckily other group show up to rescue them
I kek'd so much.
>>71605468
what is this meme of using multiple quotation marks?
when did it start?
what the fuck does it mean?
>>71618812
The Catholic Church were anti-science.
Until they basically realized they had to step in and fill the void left by the Romans and preserve whatever social order and advancement they could.
Their salvaging of the western world was far more important to humanity than what the Muslims picked up when they kicked a town down.
>>71618979
In Australia during the 90's, after the Queen fired our "Police Force" and replaced it with "Police Service", we had to suffer through descriptors like "Meditteranean Appearance" or "Olive Skinned" or "Australian Male (Aboriginal)"
>>71619224
SPOILERS!!!!! I'm still on the first episode. Mortargirl got banged up by a scorpion now the guys are getting cycloned
last episode only just building shelter and can barely feed themseleves top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuQ6wdVX_WQ
>>71619140
>Pure stupid
You're not differentiating between Arabs/North Africans and Islam.
Arabs and North Africans were flying along just fine until they copped a tripple whammy of first Rome, then Islam and then the Mongols.
Islam was regressive. The Ottomans were great despite their Islam handicap. Same with the Persians. They only maintained their status by keeping Islam in check.
Hence the fracturing we see now.
Did anyone have feels when the men killed the croc? That was probably one of the coolest and broiest moment of the show. Plus it showed that men working as a team beat women 100% the time.
>>71619297
I was only aware of multiple parentheses to emphasize those that belong to the tribe.
>>71619444
Technically they didn't make it that far. They had to be assisted by the producers numerous times. They basically died/failed I think 3 episodes in. Definitely when the producers had to step in and tell them how to get water. And not long after that intervene again to provide them with food.
>>71614051
You are all faggots
This guy is a complete nigger
>>71619566
Yeah. It was rough too.
>inb4 someone mentions the black guy mounting the white guy
>>71604203
Nice shilling. But really the show is pretty stupid. I remember once they ate bugs from a wound on a woman's infected buttcrack. This show is pretty gross. Also it's weird that the guys are never turned on by the naked woman.
>>71619547
You are showing a complete lack of knowledge for History. Go actually read about it instead of using here say you hear around the web.
>>71616340
>some autist builds this as a hobby
>niggers in Africa live in shittier houses
>>71619752
Except I'm not.
You're showing a complete knowledge of history gleamed from tumblr.
>>71619178
until he got caught for being a fake
>>71616340
see pic
>>71619566
At the end if the episode, the women "find" soda on the beach. Wtf
>>71614875
>the part where they got lost and were circling around in the jungle for days ending up on the same beach twice
>HEELLOOOOOOOO
>>71614051
That guy was a pussy, he caved in and apologized to her later about his mean comment to the eel that he killed.
Western women are trash, my grandmother was killing animals infront of me when I was a tiny tot.
![ICh4897[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TG8LXU2.jpg "ICh4897[1].jpg")
ALONE
Now that's the most based show.
First season didn't even invite women.
10 men isolated in separate locations in the Canadian wilderness, winter is coming, the last man standing wins.
Doesn't need any naked gimmicks, it's true survival of the fittest.
Second season starts tonight.
>>71619892
i would punch her in the cunt repeatedly and with great force
>>71614875
>Marine
>sunburned
>Drinks filthy water
and no you know why he isn't in the corps anymore.
>>71619892
>until he got caught for being a fake
They did stick some sort of disclaimer in about that after. He just shows extreme stuff in a do or die situation and that's it.
For example, he did a show in the Scottish Highlands that made me laugh. He went and got a dead deer or something and sat inside it. Chances of ever having to do that are slim, especially since a number of heights actually have crude shelters to protect against the weather.
>>71615569
That the difference between men and women, all women are equal(democracy, which is a slow but fair to all), the men are never equal. There is a initial moment of chest thumping, then a alpha is chosen, and for the rest of the show the men know their place and act for the survival of the group.
Democracy fails to organize to survive, dictatorships get shit done
>>71619797
>>71619968
Don't forget;
>Trolled by a bird
>>71617658
China's stagnation had a lot to do with porcelain.
They never invested much into glass production, whereas here in Europe we did. Glass led to other technological breakthroughs such as astronomy and navigation as well as advancements in industry.
Also as others have said competition breeds progress.
>>71620121
Looks interesting.. How was the first season?
>>71615731
Wat?
>>71614051
>'Scuse me, Mr. Eel, do you mind if I take this stick and shove it up ya brain cranium?
I actually laughed
>>71619892
Bear or Survivorman where got being fake do you mean?
>>71619547
Weren't the Persians Zoroastrian?
>>71619751
just cuz ur dick gets hard to an uggo doesnt mean its weird when everyone elses doesnt
>>71619892
>that fucking picture
>>71619892
>all the buzzwords
>problem glasses in the avatar
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
the idiot has no idea what the word primitive actually means.
>>71620423
Yup. I heard they're going back to it by the bucketload as well.
![Alone-Image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X2F5s9q.jpg "Alone-Image[1].jpg")
>>71620302
>Looks interesting.. How was the first season?
Totally worth watching. They self film, so no shitty cameramen or doctors to save them, and there's no time limit to how long they stay out there. Last man standing gets half a million dollars.
>>71619797
In Africa, if you have a better house, the rest will think you're rich and rob you.
>>71620121
Holy shit m8 thanks. My dad was telling me about this show. I'll have to start watching this season with him.
The best one is when the dude can't make a fire because he's practically just refusing to just make it while the girl doesn't help at all. She's barely helping and he's basically like "if you're not gonna help I'm not starting it" so she goes off saying how he's not a man and this and all that so she eventually drops out. The moment she drops out the man starts his fore and cooks two lobsters then talks about how easy it is. It was too perfrect
>>71619178
>Set up a tent 100meters away from main road
>Basically starve because you can't find enough food
>repeat for a few days
les shroud everyone.
I dunno why people thought bear actually risked his life for a fucking TV show. It's quite clear it's staged, how else do they always have the camera crew in the perfect spot?
>>71620718
>In Africa, ... the rest will ... rob you.
All you needed. :^)
But yes. In survival situations such as SHTF scenario, I'm going with hiding in plain sight.
I dont get the naked part, why not just craft some simple clothes outta vines and leaves, instead of flies and bugs crawling up your butt and on your junk all day.
>>71619892
>I'm not going to hound you
>posts college-level essay about how you can't use normal words in the English language
For fuck's sake, these fucking people. Can this work the other way around? Can you rape her, and then claim it's sexist to call it "rape", and that you prefer the term "surprise sex" and that she had no claim of ownership to her pussy anyway, because yadda yadda oppression?
>>71604203
>shows
>based
what are you, a retard or what?
>>71617430
>On the women's island the "drones" pretty much just back stab and belittle and argue with the providers and undermine them and form cliques and defend the malingerers at the risk of the group survival.
Where have we seen this behaviour before?
>>71619892
The tiles are wooden shingles, a common frontier type of roofing.
>>71616185
that is what makes us GOAT
>>71617805
That's because they chop off the clitoris.
>>71619797
That's exactly the point, it's an hobby. If you fail you come back to your evolved society, if you fail in Africa you die.
>The island S3
Is there a bigger prick than Sy, the most typical middle management human in the world. He's like a real life Brent
There was another reality type show that got me in the feels in the end.
A few families were set up with the wild west "heres your wagon of stuff, heres the acreage you have, winter in 6 months so youd better get cracking...
One bloke at the end chose to stay on the farm and his family left him, you could see he had re-evaluated his entire life and found the modern world shit.
![Kid_Nation_Logo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TnGMt1Q.jpg "Kid_Nation_Logo[1].jpg")
>>71621235
Sounds a bit like the show Kid Nation ... Ha. It only lasted one season because it basically amounted to child abuse.
>>71621235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpY98uAiXyk
found a preview of it, the bloke in the hospital bed is the one who stayed on, he worked so hard they thought he had a disease because of all the weight he lost.
>Two couples assume the lives of early settlers to the West. Using only the resources and tools of the period, they will attempt to build homes, raise livestock, hunt and grow crops.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0294167/
![nafangdar[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r0ocjqs.jpg "nafangdar[1].jpg")
This episode fucking triggered me.
This based faggot literally knows everything about survival that they drop the least weight in comparison to other contestants (He dropped like 5 and she dropped 15 cuz she refused to eat meat over the course of 21 days). He finds her a shitload of bananas, knows how to cook em when they're not ripe, builds the above ground shelter, devises a successful trap that gets scores of rats, and pretty much does everything. All this tremendous cunt does is complain about how he's "weird".
Literally the fucking worst. Darrin would've easily survived on his own, probably even better becuz he wouldn't have to carry that stupid vapid cunt. Angela would've broke down after 2 days without him.
>>71619892
It's literally Primitive Technology.
Literally.
People who live in these conditions in the modern era are living in Primitive Conditions.
Also;
>Primitive
>Primate
Jesus fuck, for all that word salad, she doesn't even understand basic english.
>>71614051
>being nice to something you are going to kill
what the fuck yeah i sure need to feel sorry for something i am going to kill gut cook and eat.
>>71614269
>touching sausages.
ayy
>>71615430
not a bogan at all.
i know him , went to school with him and used to hang out on weekends.
>>71620937
They're clay. This is a comment on the video I posted, which is him building a different hut from the webm, this time with clay shingles.
>>71614051
The only eel worth respect is Hamburger on FIshCenter Live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRkTxUVSe9k
>>71620121
Thanks for the reccy Leaf.
>>71604203
>TRY AND NOT GET RAPED WHEN THE CAMERA CREW ARE OFF TO LUNCH: THE TV SHOW
>>71621559
Whats the premise of that show, lord of the flies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQCgzi4j3eM
>>71621751
Oh apologies, I saw an earlier one where it was wooden shingles after the leaves.
>>71614051
Wow what a fucking cunt.
>>71620708
The Island is self filmed too.
Except there is always a first aid guy and a doctor guy in the group.
>In every season the poor fucking doctor guy has had to "assist" his fellow survivors with constipation
Have not read comments but Adam Looking For Eve is way better. They bring in fresh meat and then make them evict a third wheel or og lady - then at the end they win a date that the show's host tries to bribe them out of.
>>71621607
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0294167/
Anywhere to watch this for free?
The only place that seems to have Pioneer Quest is YouTube pay-per-view.
>>71621843
>RAPED
We call it "Unexpected Sexual Intercourse" now shitlord
Rape is sexist
It is 2016
>>71621689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA0aKjY8K50
same type of person.
>>71622040
I only caught the series on TV, never seen it online for free sorry.
>>71620396
The word in the town is BG is fake, or rather not fake but exaggerated for the purpose of entertainment.
>>71620884
They mostly do.
Surprised at how few make shoes/sandals. Guess they're too hard to affix.
>>71622111
Im going to kidnap her and tie her down and run Deuce Bigalow and ever Adam Sandler movie on a loop till she begs for it to stop.
And it wont.
>>71621708
Yeah. It's fucking hard to kill animals if you run around befriending them first. She was pretty insensitive desu. He was probably psyching himself up to do it and not feel bad about it.
Although it's an eel, and I fucking hate eels and I used to spear them and then bash them against rocks rather than touch the body with my hands.
>>71622227
ah i see, i thought you mean Les Stroud, he always came across much more honest.
Island S3 update, Poor Hopping Hannah, she seemed like a game lass but her head was too fucked
>>71622227
The trainer was used on one of Grills shows to assist with local knowledge.
He said most of the things done were real, but not always necessary, like the climbing instead of walking around something, and cameras being set up before he attempted stuff.
Its entertainment first, survival second.
>>71618160
no.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2v0doi_i-caveman-part-1-curiosity-season-01-episode-09_school
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2v03t3_i-caveman-part-2-curiosity-season-01-episode-10_school
You guys would like this.
>>71616829
Spoken like a true hats on the head progressive liberalism suffering ding bat.
>>71618392
Yes because liberals would do all within their power to promote television that sabotages their idealisms.
>>71622251
Your feet get accustomed pretty quickly
A few weeks ago I did a google image search for gavin mcinnes' penis... it is long and thin and scary, like a witch's finger
>>71617926
You're probably a woman, which is fine because we're here to protect you and stuff.
>>71622381
I have farm animals and it fucking sucks when i have to kill the ones i get to know on a first name basis.
>>71622491
I had a relatively minor foot cut while climbing turn into a need-to-be-hospitalized infection. Shit has me paranoid. If it was a wilderness survival situation I'd be dead.
I'm obsessed with my footwear now.
>>71620708
That sounds so based. I just set my DVR to record the series. Don't let me down, Canadabro.
>>71622491
When i was a kid we were on a farm, the soles of my feet were black with prickles and I went everywhere barefoot. Cant seem to recall a lot getting through the soles of my feet, they were like leather.
Nowdays I cant walk on gravel because my feet have got so soft.
>>71616185
>>You have to be the best.
>>71614051
They were both really good at the whole survival thing together despite her cuntiness.
if you guys are talking about thay settler show i think your talking about it was pretty fun.
after a hard days work they would get a whisky ratio, and it would cure their aches and pains sincr they had no modern meds
>>71622785
>The Best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oomCIXGzsR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYJKd0rkKss
You guys would love this, a bad motherfucker goes out to the Alaskan wilderness with nothing but some basic hand tools and doesn't come back for 30 years. He takes his camera and films basically everything so you get to see him doing all this amazing self sufficient shit and someone narrating from his journal.
I definitely recommend seeking out the whole documentary.
>>71614875
The naked and afraid episode with the fat guy was the best she would not shut up about how horrible he smelled and how retarded he was for not shining her magnifying glass into the water he drank
>>71623367
i seen the whole series, pretty cool, he only quit because he was getting too old, but his house still stands there and it's some national monument, and hes always welcome back there.
awesome
Good survival show suggestions?
>>71623687
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA
Probably been posted in this thread already, but here you go.
