Are you excited to see the Trio of Sanity (Bush, Cruz and Romney) unite to take down The Donald in Indiana?
>There is preliminary talk of Cruz assembling a high-profile team of GOP surrogates and bringing them to Indiana, according to sources familiar with the Cruz campaign’s internal deliberations. The goal would be to project unprecedented party unity against Trump with a roster of supporters that, in addition to familiar faces such as Walker and Carly Fiorina, could include Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney.
>A Mormon, a Fundie, and a cuck walk into a bar
>fuck Trump
I can't wait to see this.
>>71583590
>I'm the real anti-establishment candidate
>Endorsed by Paul Ryan
>Endorsed by Mittens
>Potentially endorsed by Guac Man
This would be all but the death nail to his campaign.
>losers, irrelevants, and has-beens
A mighty alliance indeed!
>>71584121
>anyone actually thinking ted cruz is anti-establishment in any way
>Losers teaming up
Oh no what's trump going to do
Goddamn. Look at Jeb bowing like the cuck he is.
>>71583590
>False Trinity
Cruz really is the anti-Christ
I love how this elections is causing so many people to out themselves. It's like they have no control and the Jews are red lining their Jewing, the cucks are bent over with their asses greased, and the commies are showing themselves to be violent extremists. It's a beautiful thing to see.
>>71584631
I know right , GUAC MAN THINKS HE HAS THE ENERGY.
>>71583590
Pls be Jeb
>>71583590
Sky could perforate, Second Coming happens and Jesus H. Christ could join that team and I think . .
Yea, gonna stick with Trump. Thanks, tho.
>>71584121
>Potentially endorsed by Guac Man
Way too late.
>>71583590
>Allahpundit
nice pickup for team cruz
It's so funny to watch these cuckservative Cruzlims LARP as anti-establishment.
>h-he filibustered that one time!
Oh shit, Jeb! is back?
Get the airhorns.
>>71583590
>thinks that by cladding himself with losers will somehow make him a winner
>teaming up with losers
Seems about right.
>>71583590
all losers
>>71583590
"I know guys, let's get all the people Trump defeated get together and somehow beat him. That's a solid plan!"
>>71586485
It's like the final season of a failing tv show where all the previous villains come back under one umbrella
>>71586697
I'd say it's more like a clip show with a bit of new footage.
>>71583590
So Cruz is going to drop the whole "true conservative" pretense entirely? That would be nice, I'm tired of the retards who cruzpost on here claiming he's somehow more conservative than Trump.
>>71583590
All we need is McCain and we'll have all the pathetic loser faggots together in one spot.
>>71583590
What use are the establishment approved candidates if there's no voters that support them.
>>71583590
Many of his supporters are leaving precisely because of this shit. Pure desperation.
>>71583590
YES YES YEEEEEB
Hope lives fellow Jebheads, slow and steady wins the race!
>>71584865
Cruz making a "sick burn" face
>>71583590
I actually hope this is real, because I want to see GB DEFEND IT.
Him and Hannity were the reasons I stopped listening to talk radio.
>>71587679
Oh Jeb...
>>71587836
>>71583590
UAW worker in indiana. Trumps stance on "free trade" are earning him a lot of support on the floor. Blue and white collar. Ted Cruz doesn't stand and chance
>>71583590
Guac Merchant kiss of death
Jebheads unite for Cruz!
>Jeb! getting shoved back out on stage only to get a barrage of rotten fruit to the face from Trump once again
I'd feel bad for him if it wasn't so hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_9If6S65CQ
>>71583590
How does anyone think that would help him
>>71587516
This he's been outright kicking his supporters in the balls and face for months now with this shit. It has to be at least the fifth goddamn time he does bullshit like this.
the Guac will be resurrected
>>71588049
I didn't ask for these feels...
More Jeb ploz
>Jeb bush as VP
Pls make meme magic happen /pol/
>>71588708
They'll just shaft Trump and make Jeb the nominee if Cruz can't make magic happen.
>>71583590
a band of three failures joining forces to make an even bigger failure
Looks like Lyin' Ted has paid the troll town and will receive his guac bowl.
>>71588805
>I want to be your first
how could he not realise how rapey that sounds
>>71589102
*troll toll
Damn.
>>71589131
I'm fairly certain he has some level of autism.
>>71583590
I don't get this Indiana meme.
Why wouldn't they make their "united front" stand in a state that matters?
(No offense Indiana bros but there are states with way better delegate prizes.)
>>71583590
The names of the 57 delegates chosen in Indiana are already out, and I'm launching emails to them to atleast appeal to the fact the Cruz and Kasich are running against the will of the people.
The RNC is using tactics that are orchestrating an outcome of THEIR choosing, while disenfranchising voters.
We need to bombard these delegates with well articulated arguements as to why Trump is the best candidate for the Republican party.
>>71589160
He probably wants to get that boy's hole.
>>71588958
If Saudi Arabia snubbed Obama, just imagine what would happen if it were Jeb.
They'd probably just bully him and force him into a turtle outfit, then he'll walk back to his plane crying for his mom.
>>71583590
>a mormon a snake and a cuck walk into a bar...
>>71583590
All three have been BTFO into eternity by the Trumpster.
They won't do shit.
>>71588805
>>71589261
INB4
>well those are the rules
>just doing muh job
>>71589235
but there is a child abuse hotline Jeb
Jeb stop
I was just wondering to myself today, what ever happened to ole Jeb? Here today, gone today
>>71589312
Saudi did not snub Obama. He has been talking to their government. Just the King has refused to talk to him directly.
Why?
Because their King is just a big fucking baby who can't deal with it when an American president doesn't do exactly as he is told.
>>71583590
FUCK. YES.
Oh man, the Jeb memes were the best thing /pol/ put out in the last year! Hahaha the absolute madman!
>>71583590
3x0=0
>>71589684
Would Jeb become a Guacamole-themed or Turtle-themed supervillain?
>>71583590
>Teaming with those huge cucks
>will claim to be a conservative (TM)
Even if Trump liked Obamacare and some gun restrictions (which he does not), he would be more conservative than Mitt fucking Romney.
>>71589305
underrated
>>71584865
Cruz must be creaming his pants that the bush family finally let him into the establishment since hes the only one with a viable opportunity of becoming president.
>>71589789
Both. He'd be a turtle made out of guac.
>>71588049
>yfw Yeb browses /pol/ and memes with us
>>71589918
A turtle with a guac bowl for a shell. He would wear a sombrero and/or a pancho too.
>>71589258
317 here.
I agree that it may just be a mainstream media meme, but we are difficult to poll (muh states laws) and Indiana is seen as one of the few states that is still really in play (conventional wisdom being that Trump will win in the East and Cali and Cruz will win in Nebraska and some other midwest states). So they are campaigning here because they've all ignored us up to now and now winning here may mean something.
It's hard to call.
Plenty of Christfags for Cruz.
But we also have more similarities to the southern states that Trump has dominated in than many other northern Midwest states.
Was at Trump rally earlier today. High energy.
>>71589985
I think he would most likely post on /r9k/
>>71589789
>>71589918
>>71590069
>>71583590
>Jeb! is gonna be the nominee
>Jeb loses
>LOOK OUT ROMNEY AND JEB! ARE BEHIND RUBIO
>Rubio loses
>LOOK OUT JEB AND ROMNEY ARE BEHIND CRUZ
I think we all know how this will turn out
>>71588805
Holy shit, he'll be like a thrown anchor to Cruz little boat.
>>71588599
>mexico only had like 50 million people in 1970
Better times, fewer mexicans
>>71583590
Cruz already destroyed his political career. He thought that Trump wouldn't make a big deal about his delegate rigging and he was wrong. He did worse than fucking Kasich in NY. Cruz's campaign is over. He's not going to win a single congressional district the rest of the race.
>>71590281
>Cruz falls off the nomination boat
>yeb comes in small boat
>Cruz asks for life preserver
>Yeb has none, tosses anchor mistakenly
>lands on Cruz
Trump 2016
>>71590281
Yep, and the cruz people defending this will get verbally shot up for this stupid stunt.
>>71590294
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>>71590365
Didn't he lose to Ben Carson in NY?
>>71590365
Can't wait for Hannity and others to say specifically the phrase they used with Kasich, that Cruz is "mathematically rulled out".
>>71590102
Trump has dominated in all states around Indiana
If you vote for Cruz then you will be the biggest fucking fags around
>>71588708
enjoy
I notice there's less Cruz shills today, after the NY blow out.
They come in waves. There were swarming us back when Cruz won Wisconsin.
Typical rat-like behavior.
>>71590443
In one district he lost to Ben
Which is pretty humilating
>>71590647
Well Kasich is 4th in a 3 man race, so there's that too.
>>71590647
And now he's humiliating himself by proceeding with this faggotry.
>no link
>no source
>name is "allahpundit"
Still... #nevertrump
>>71590365
I can't wait till he runs for re-election in Texas and pretends that he was never part of the establishment and is still a "Washington Outsider"
>>71590459
Trump didn't win Ohio, which is next to us, although nobody gives a fuck about Kasich here.
And I hate Lyin' Ted as much as you do.
I think the state will go Trump - just. Naturally, Cruz will have a ruse or two planned for our country folk before polling day. Let's hope they don't fall for it.
>>71584121
Don't forget Lindsey Graham and Bill Kristol, true Reblican bad boys if I ever saw some. :^)
>>71590239
Trump supporters need to realize the RNC will throw everything at Trump including the kitchen sink.
Do not be surprised that if Cruz and Kasich can't get any bulk of delegates from New England states or Indiana, they will dredge up Lubio to contest Trump.
>>71583590
Team Cuckold assemble!
>>71591448
I realize that, I just think it's funny that they think if they keep doing the same thing with different candidates suddenly it'll work. If they try anything like a rule change or straight up denial it'll be suicide. At the same time I wouldn't put it past them
>>71591155
But Trumo wont a few west Ohio border counties and IL was good for him.. As was Kentucky, and East MO.. So likely will go well with Trump. Especially with this good momentum and Cruz being mathematically ruled out.
>>71591448
The RNC needs to take a good look at their children and spouses.
>jeb will never be an alpha like his brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAUcyfKESts
>>71592446
Yeah, I agree.
There is a lot of bad and no good news coming to Cruz between now and the polls... in addition to mathematical impossibility.
>>71583590
Yes it's great! The harder the GOP works to take down their front running candidate the more obvious it is how hopelessly rigged the US political system is. And don't get me started about the Democrats and their incarnate evil frontrunner. Anyone who calls the US a democracy should be ashamed of themselves! It's more like the Soviet Union with Hollywood playing a government reality show on television to convince the sheeple that they have a say in the course of their country.
>>71592654
Would have been interesting to see a 2000 Donald debate Bush. Too bad Donald got wrapped up in that Reform Party nonsense.
>>71583590
All of my sides.
Every last one of them.
>>71583590
Literally Cleveland Browns tier drafting.
>>71593409
Not the original but still a good comic.
>>71593495
What he's doing now wouldn't have worked in 2000. People were nowhere near mad enough.
>>71588438
>"I-I was just trying to see someone in the far back"
Oh Jeb. Also kek at Randlet, he looks like a kid next to all of them.
>>71583590
Applied Memetics, you're really struggling now. Just take your shekels and run. There's no way you come out of this a winner.
>>71583590
I wonder if Trump already knows about this. If not, someone tweet him about it.
>>71583590
We get to see all three of those fucking losers get beat by trump, can't wait.
I actually liked Romney but I lost respect for him when he went against the confederate flag and this just puts the faggot nail in his cuckold coffin. Romney is dead to me.
>>71583590
OH YES IM READY FOR TED!
I hope that smarmy weasel's support completely collapses after what happened yesterday. I want Cruz to self-destruct just like Rubio did; completely vanish from the race like a fart in the wind. I mean, some of these voters have to see what's happening here. How much disrespect are they going to put up with before enough is enough?
>>71594334
Rubio at least walked away, Cruz will slither.
>>71590457
Trump start meming: "Mathematically ruled out Ted"
>>71593804
Post the original
>>71583590
You mean the team of failures.
Who the fuck would take 2 losers in his "team" what kind of message do you want to send?
df
>>71594175
t. Amanda Carpenter
>>71595604
Don't have it saved, sorry
>>71583590
>more JEB! memes
The man is literally suicidal
>>71583590
Please let this be true. I miss guac memes.
