Make it good.
wow i just googled and this is real. fuck the gay earth. fuck fiat bills anyways
over 9000 hours of paint
anyone else just going to write nigger on every one of these bills they get?
>>71546340
YES
TELL THE CAHSIER THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE IT. EXCHANGE FOR 5 AND 10 DOLLAR BILLS, AND PUT THEM INTO CIRCULATION.
>>71546568
holy kek God bless America
>>71546002
Wow Germany, would it kill you to post a template?
>>71546002
>>71546340
Look at this white bitch on that 22 dollar bill!
>>71546702
would it kill you to search for the new 20 for a couple seconds?
>>71544862
6 gorillion hours in photoshop
>>71546702
>Wow Germany, would it kill you to post a template?
You seriously want a template?
>>71546568
Yup, this is what they wanted anyway. Morgan Freeman man said it best..."Stop talking about it." But no, let make everything about race.
Anon, you gave them a headache. Will they ever recover? Let's watch.
>>71546803
If they actually fuck up the 20 for PC, I'll quit using it. I'll just use 10s and 50s instead.
>caring who they put on a $20 bill
I only carry hundreds and I always just leave the change as the tip. You guys are pathetic
>>71546708
>bitch
How can anyone even tell that this is supposed to be a woman?
>>71547066
they are fucking with 10s and 5s by putting women's suffrage nigs and activists on them.
options are getting limited but the 50 should stay pure
Jesus fucking Christ
Fuck this gay earth
>>71547177
That's because those are the only bills that'll ever be in the pockets of those people.
>>71544862
I thought this was a joke
But the joke is the current American government
also...
>no $47 dollar bill jokes
This is why /pol/ will never be more than an echo chamber
>>71544862
I just realized while leftists are laughing at the idea of the right being butt mad, the alt-right is already making plans to deface thousands upon thousands of the new 20s with Ben Garrison tier artwork.
WE
When they give me this bill, I'll ask why they only gave me $12.
>>71547113
this
richfag masterrace reporting in
fuck the plebs
>>71547413
ironic
>>71544862
Will be defacing the shit out of this
>>71547361
>laughing
The left's pretty mad. Sanders was at my school last night and their were lots of kids yelling fuck Trump and acting a fool.
>>71547485
>mfw faggots start asking me if i leave an extra hundo when my change only comes out to like $5
Yes, of course. A $105 tip on a $600 meal isnt outrageous at all.
>>71544862
My fucking photokike CS6 doesn't allow me to edit this shit, absolute cunts.
>>71547482
Underrated post
>>71547743
Tips are nothing more than a sophisticated form of extortion.
"What, you are not giving me a tip? Well though shit, now the service will be shit for you."
Its like those bums that stick to parking lots and then ask for money to "watch the cars".
>>71547914
use ms paint like god intended
>>71547280
That would be some pretty badass money tbqfh
>>71548002
But I had a funny may-may planned and paint just won't cut it.
>>71544862
I am going to do that to every $20 I run accross
>>71547914
Use paint.net
>>71547959
Go back to your shitty damp basement apartment in the projects faggot. The tip I leave has absolutely nothing to do with the service, and everything to do with impressing my guests. A waiter could vomit on my food and I'd leave a hundo for him just to show my friends/clients what a nice guy I am
>>71546340
Do this.
Will ATMs accept defaced money?
>>71546002
haha
>>71547113
Carrying cash, why
I carry card cause my credit score is above 821 from EX, TU, EQ and have a 40k limit
You're literally pleb
>>71544862
Wait, so this passed? Like, this is the actual $20 bill now? Top cuck.
>>71544862
>>71548935
>>71548921
I keep about $5,000 in cash at all times because its just nice to have cash magn
Its not like its a big deal if i spend it or even lose it, which I never do
>>71547413
WUZ
>>71547413
I wouldnt mind the portugese king on our currency.
>>71546340
>imma need me a rubber stamp
The day British currency no longer has Queen Elizabeth II on it is the day I commit suicide.
>>71547>>71549586
KANGZ AN' SHIET
>>71549937
>The day British currency no longer has Queen Elizabeth II on it is the day I commit suicide
She will be dead in the next 10 years and the Bank of England will then print new money. You are going to commit suicide in the next 15 years?
>>71547280
I'd take that over some nigger thief anytime.
>>71548935
Kek
>>71547482
Ayyyyy
>>71544862
If Americans deface $20 notes and use them in change machines, vending machines, etc they will have to destroy them notes, the massive butthurt it will cause will be one of the biggest lulzfests (went oldschool for that shit) for America ever.
>>71548935
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
>>71548046
Live around native's, and you will realize why we dont want them on our currency.
>>71545186
It's not real money anyway. It's Rothschild "federal" Reserve money. Obama's wasting of 10 trillion is going to crash the dollar into zimbabwe territory soon, invest in stuff you can trade and precious metals.
>>71550382
i'm honestly just going to deface them all
this is fucking nonsense, i'm tired of treating 13% of the population like they're 70%
these fucking chimps need to fuck off
ayy yo hol up i'z gonna finna me tree fiddy ya diiieeegg
>>71550496
been hearing this meme for 7 years, fuck off with it
>>71550504
I agree i greatly respect Jackson, i will deface all i get my hands on aswell.
>>71550053
Suprised you can still talk English ahmedklaus
>>71550529
>A
>FUCKING
>NIGGER
>>71550562
He is right tho, the Federal Reserve must go, I'm sick of the Jewish hegemony over it, Alan Greenspan, Bernanke, Yellen, all Jews.
here's our new 50. looks like there will be no more faces on our currency soon. it has its flaws, bjt it is still made of paper.
>>71550598
it's not even about Jackson, he would flip his shit if he knew he was on the 20, but this is just blatant fucking pandering and it's getting fucking ridiculous.
>>71550741
well of course it must go, that's obvious. I'm talking about the
>hurr it will be worthless
shit
>>71548895
fuck... beat me to it
>>71547066
The $20 bill is the most important one. The most used. And they do this?
>>71544862
>American money
>literally has a property thief on it
Is America proud of people who steal farm equipment?
WE MONEYZ NAO
>>71550785
Why do you show america in this cucks?
>>71550529
YES, hahaha
>>71546002
Harriet "Punished" Tubman
>>71544862
Holy shit is this real?
>>71550463
OH OH DR ZAIUS...oh troy mcclure you crazy rascal
>>71550804
Not anymore, it's literally monopoly money now. It's just a matter of time before they replace the rest and even Obama will make it to the dollar.
Save those jacksons though, they'll actually go up in value if they're in good shape.
This better fucking mean that blacks start tipping or I will fucking explode
>>71550787
It will, only a matter of time, when you are reliant on banks, be assured they can and will pull the carpet out from under you, this is why i withdraw every cent that i can when i get paid.
>>71544862
Can someone please design a bucket of chicken stamp? We're going to need it.
>>71550504
A huge chunk of that 13 percent are federal inmates too. The job having, blacks able to vote is probably so small. I'd like to see that number.
>>71547280
that's freaking badass
>>71550785
It doubles up as a plaster (band aid for you ameritards)
>>71547280
why not put natives on the bills?
who here would honestly be opposed to sitting bull or Gironemo on the 20?
>>71544862
>>71551203
I would
>>71547066
This tee bee aitch. It'll be like the fucking Sacajawea coins, no one will fucking use, I know I sure as hell won't, I'll just get fives or tens instead.
Also, anybody else gonna start hoarding 20's now?
Are any of you guys even gonna bother defacing it in real life? I can imagine some niggress refusing to accept it even if you say that you're not the one who defaced it
>>71550529
THIS THREAD IS FULL OF GOLD
Its apparently legal to deface money too as long as you dont make it hard to see what currency note it is.
http://www.stampstampede.org/pages/legal
>>71551336
They legally have to.
I've gotten the police involved over these coins >>71551298, which businesses try and refuse to take. (This is how the train ticket machine gives chance, so I usually have some around.)
>>71544862
I didn't know about this shit. Absolutely ridiculous. But it seems people don't like this as comments even in shitholes like
>http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/04/17/andrew-jackson-replaced-twenty-dollar-bill-woman-change-treasury-hamilton-ten/
are full of defiance. Warning: Don't read this article if you want to remain in a good mood.
not my OC
>>71548935
This.
Did the Bern outs trick you guys into this for trying to get them to burn their money?
>>71551457
I know they legally have to accept the currency. I'm just imagining a video going viral of some niggress causing a scene over a defaced $20 and these days it'll probably happen
>>71547113
Soon they'll have a nigger on the $100 too.
>>71551760
Awesome, and when the lawsuit shakes out, they can pay me in niggerbux
>>71546926
holy shit, this will make libshits furious
A gold tooth or BLM face tattoo is one thing, but a fucking noose is going to give them conniption fits.
Godspeed anons
>>71551203
I wouldn't want that, but would greatly prefer it over niggers.
>>71551856
sorry about that.. I guess our 1k will have a speciall snowflake on it.
>>71550529
Omg top kek
>chef's dad from south park would work too for tree fiddy
If they keep getting all defaced $20 bills back, would it not force them to just bring back Jackson?
They could just say "Look, we tried it and every bill came back absolutely trashed"
>>71548895
Winner.
We need a way to put Tyrone on every $20 we get our hands on.
>>71551842
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!!!!111
Can we get a Harriet Dubsman?
>>71551585
MJ would be preferable to Harriet Tubman. I'd argue he has made a bigger impact on America than her.
>>71544862
> Will notes with slaves be worth only 3/5 of the bills with the white dudes?
>>71548921
Drug dealer, old lady or tin-foil conspiracy nut.
>>71552475
Some do this
The new $20 bill won't be released until 2030 but the nignogs are already celebrating
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Harriet%20Tubman%22&src=tren
>>71547959
This happens to me a lot, but I actually give them 50 cents because they might key my car. Fucking degenerates, hope they all burn in hell
>>71544862
I've seriously never been more angry at this administration. I hope that Trump can undo this.
>>71552913
If anyone has a twitter account you should post some of the photo shopped currency there.
>>71552968
I had a black guy steal $50 from me once, i popped the tires on his motorcycle, and took his riding boots, and helmet and threw them into a river i figured i did atleast $300 of damage to his shit.
>>71548678
great question? idk i was thinking about this too
>>71548678
it's likely that defaced bills wont be put back into circulation. i'd assume they'd be accepted though
Why is everyone talking about this like it's a thing that's going to happen? I can't find any articles saying that this will replace the current $20, only that some people are petitioning for it, which basically means fuck all.
>>71549937
Maybe you should never go to Scotland anon
reminder to stock up on red and black sharpies
>>71546002
That looks fucking bad ass. Good riddance Jackson!
>>71551203
We already have sequoia on the gold dollar coin. Or sacajawea. Or pochahontas. I don't know actually. I know we got susan b anthony and jfk on dollar and 50c coins.
>>71554445
Reminder that Jackson actually owned a pet parrot.
>>71554828
So did my grandad... That doesn't mean he should be on the 5 1/45th Groatish Shilling Bob
>>71544862
Fucking chimps don't know how to act, better learn to subtract
>>71550053
>implying they'll replace her completely with Charles
>implying they won't realise Charles a shit
>>71554159
I'm Scottish. She's still on the coins.
>>71550785
Here's Brazil's new 50,front and back
>>71552475
Done
>>71555864
Looks pretty good.
>>71544862
I can't wait to draw buckets of KFC on all my 20s.
>>71555864
I like the kitty.
>>71544862
>Mfw it's real
>>71555864
>Brazil now has better currency than the US
>>71555864
Looks nice... but is probably not worth more than 40 cents or so.
>>71547259
Underrated
>>71556565
It's worth about 20 dollars now,used to be 30~ but then Dilma fucked up,that's why she's getting impeached now
>>71550529
fukken saved
>>71555864
>The spotted jaguar worth less than the nigger
Fuck dilma
If the Fed listened to libs more you'd have Michael Brown on the $100 and Tray-Tray on the $50. Hell why not have Sarkeesian on the $1.
>>71556723
Real 3.5 : 1 US$
Less than the new nigger
>>71555186
>not one hundred dindus
YOU HAD ONE JOB ANON!
>>71546340
Of course
What if we came up with a toolset of pol approved defacements for our defacement campaign?
January 20th, 2017
First executive order:
Defacing these things needs to become a movement. Write nigger on every single fucking bill
>>71557139
>Jimmy reserve note, Twenty rustles
>>71550057
niggers are so pathetic they would probably actually like this.
>>71551203
We did before on our $5 silver certificate
>>71557170
>Putting the god emperor Trump on such a paltry sum of money
At the same time a lot of cash users do use $20 so maybe that is a good idea
>>71557686
That bill is pretty good, desu.
>>71557686
At least Indians had certain honorable elements. Niggers are literal bottom feeders of humanity.
>>71557913
They wuz kangs? What is nobler than that?
>>71556457
Nice!
>>71556044
Shhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeet
>>71549026
well done, and reproducible quickly, love it
>>71544862
Hopefully Trump's treasury seccy will do something cool like putting Amelia Earhart or Sally Ride on it instead of some fat cunt who in actuality did very little.
>>71556044
>>71552855
Checked
>>71556044
>>71556044
2030 better lube up. We're doing God's work today in anticipation of a creating a brighter tomorrow.
>>71559046
Let's be real Amelia Earhart and Sally Ride didn't do anything much either.
>>71559909
More than Tubman. My point is there are far more women who actually did shit versus someone like Tubman who did nothing relative to her level of fame.
>>71551842
shoop da whoop
>>71556044
>>71546568
Fucking genius.
>>71560082
Well would you look at this below me
>>71548921
how do you have a credit score so high? I have had a credit card for almost 5 years. I own three credit cards right now and Pay everything either on time or weeks in advance yet I can't crack above a 760
>>71544862
How long until 20s are simply referred to as "niggers".
>In which denomination would you prefer to be paid, sir?
>In niggers, please.
>>71556044
>patriett_dubman.jpg
THIS is some fucking high level meme magic right here. Well crafted
>>71546803
Kek
>>71560804
don't pay weeks in advance, cut it closer, and maintain a small debt on all three. If they don't have you on the hook, they don't let out the line.
>>71560804
>how do you have a credit score so high?
What's a credit score? Why would you get one?
>>71544862
>>71547482
Kekekekekekek
>>71547413
>>71549586
>>71550001
You did alright /pol/
>>71550970
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/04/20/u-s-to-keep-hamilton-on-front-of-10-bill-put-portrait-of-harriet-tubman-on-20-bill/
>>71552231
Is it possible to order custom stamps and get a Tyrone one
>>71550792
Over 1776 hours in Photoshop
>>71546926
This would make a good stamp. For ease of application.
Let it be said, Let it be done.
MeMe Magic
>>71544862
>>71562371
it would make a better food stamp
>>71544862
Thanks, guys!
tips.fbi.gov
>>71544862
>>71562472
Make sure to tell them how much I fucking hate niggers.
>>71562467
except they are no longer stamps at all. Just a plastic card to slide through so you can pretend you're not abusing the system for your gmo doritos.
>>71554418
Man, I never caught on that Mr. Popo was literally Dendes house nigger.
>>71562472
>tips.fbi.gov
Sure dude, send me that sweet little FBI girl ass over to my humble abode. I am gonna ass tap that Dana Scully super body.
My dream is that they put Cedric Diggory on the 20 bill
>>71562927
GIMP
>>71562927
cucked by your own software
Next time, try using one that respects your freedom.
>>71547280
Cool
I think the most laughable part about all of this, is just how petty women and niggers are.
They have so little going for themselves in life that the faces on fucking paper money upset them.
Wew lads.
>>71562472
ohs noes i'm gonna get busted by dah FBI, nigguh.
i didu nuffin' tho.
>>71562765
we have fat fuck wastes of oxygen on handouts too
>>71563084
>cucked by your own software
>Next time, try using one that respects your freedom.
>>71556044
>twenty-two dollars
nice touch
>>71563195
No "nigger" cared whose face was on that bill and more than have of us literally have no idea who Andrew Jackson was.
Why are people so mad about him being replaced by Harriet Tubman anyway? She was far more virtuous and just about as much as a caricature of American ideals than Andrew Jackson was
>>71556044
>>>>22
Good shit anon, checked.
>>71562927
>>71544862
>>Deface the new American Nignog dollar bill
Make this a /pol/ national holiday.
So much butthurt over this. So wonderful.
>>71563614
I'm not mad, and I don't give a shit.
I think it's hilarious that other people campaign for this shit though. Rather than progress their own lives, they'd rather spend time and effort getting women on the fucking 20 dollar note.
>>71563738
top kek haven't seen that picture in ages. stallman is a gigantic faggot but this image is great.
>>71563943
But all the money is being redesigned anyway. If it's all getting changed, why not lobby for shit you want? The $5 is going to be civil rights movement stuff.
I think the $50 should be the fucking MOON.
who dis nigra?
The man who invented peanut butter?
>>71564180
We need to put Moonman on the 50
>>71557686
checked your octs
>>71563290
These damn people. Fuck this earth.
Fuck a gym, I've been using my own body weight recently for working out and its going fine. Not to mention walking/running is free.
>>71562773
Kami's
>>71551842
>>71552272
only oldfags will get these
>>71546340
do it small so you dont get arrested
WE
WUZ
TWENTEEZ
>>71565133
Arrested for what? Unless they're watching as I'm writing it nothing will happen.
>13% of the population
The fuck is wrong with this country? Why do we even care about black people?
And Harriet Tubman? You couldn't find a better black person?
Wow...
>>71565449
>Unless they're watching as I'm writing it nothing will happen.
Trust me, they are watching. The NSA is watching all of us. Unless you do pic related, the NSA is watching you right now.
>>71546568
They're changing the 5 too
>>71565449
Soon as you give it to a cashier for example, theres an extremely high probability that cashier will be a liberal, and screech and smear shit at you like the autists they are. all liberals are stuck on shitty dead end jobs after all
>>71552272
i came here for lulz, not feels.
>>71551856
>not wanting trayvon martin or black science man on the 100s
>>71565762
>and screech and smear shit at you
And then I get them fired because they're an employee attacking a customer for something they had no control over. Sounds like a win/win.
>>71561630
Your credit score is sort of your loan/credit repayment "report card." There are several accredited institutions that analyze your credit history and use a variety of different factors to calculate your score-- the higher the better. Banks, landlords, and employers use this information to determine your creditability. They can make a credit inquiry to one of these private institutions to see your score (it is tied to your social security number).
>>71556044
has meme magic gone too far?
>>71556044
Checked
>>71565746
To what?
>>71565934
REEEEEEEEE im so pissed.
Just start wiping your ass on every 20 dollar bill you get.
>>71552493
>>71562418
It's been so long, old friend.
>>71565114
Tfw you realize you're an oldfag
>>71546568
YES. GENIUS.
>>71566082
>Banks, landlords, and employers use this information to determine your creditability.
Why would they do that? Never heard of anyone in Germany to do that. That makes no sense.
>>71565845
>10 year anniversary this year
jesus
>>71566157
They're replacing the Lincoln memorial with womens rights activists
>>71546568
God bless America
>>71566494
WOMEN DO NOTHING FOR SOCIETY BUT DESTROY IT
IT'S TRUE - THEY ARE GOING TO ADD FEMINISTS FOR NO FUCKING REASON!
MEN DID ALL THE WORK< WOMEN TAKE CREDIT
AGHHGHHG
>>71566494
They won't let that happen. Dropping Lincoln would be a conflict of narrative.
>>71551842
>>71552272
>>71560041
>>71565114
It's not even the lazer shit you newfags, it's the fucking hood bait and switch shit from /f/. That shit was hilarious, I still laugh every time when I see any of them.
>>71548895
Winner winner Fried Chicken Dinner.
>>71565701
Implying there is a worthwhile nigger?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH AT LEAST WE DONT HAVE NIGGERS IN OUR CURRENCY HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
