>A UK-based magazine has offered a prize to the author of the most offensive poem about Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, who is suing a German comedian over a satirical verse.
>The Spectator is offering £1,000, donated by a reader.
Lets hear those poems lads
>>71515913
Forgot link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36086563
>>71515913
Erdogan Is scum
Not a man, but terrorist
All roaches must die
>>71516125
(it was a haiku)
>>71516206
>>71515913
There once was a cunt from turkey
Whose cock was all shrivelled and dirty
Looks like a cockroach
ISIS oil he did poach
He thinks that his goat's being flirty
>>71516125
>>71516206
Pretty good mate.
>>71516493
Not bad yourself.
>>71516125
Not bad, but you're missing the traditional reference to nature or the seasons.
I tried my own:
The roach lives
Through the nuclear winter
Boots on the ground crush
>>71516645
I like it, how come 3,7,5, not 5,7,5 though?
>>71516769
Because I can't into English syllables, damn it.
>>71516860
You can change it easily to
Eternal roach lives
Through the nuclear winter
Boots on the ground crush
>>71515913
Dirty, filthy cockroach scum,
Diddles his goats right up their bum.
Flooding Europa with too much brown,
Shooting Russian fighter jets down.
Never accepted to the EU,
All the rumours are surely true.
Malicious, inhuman, stinking man,
The one that they call Erdogan
>>71516125
>>71516493
If I were a rich man , I'd give you both a grand.
Britain gets a quart of gin added on though , that goat line had me laughing hard.
>>71516914
Oh, that's great. Thanks Britbro.
In the summer sun
Across the channel Brits laugh
Kein mehr Geld, Merkel
>>71516645
>reference to nature or the seasons.
I dont write many haikus.
>There once was a man from Turkey
>His neck looked just like beef jerky
>Try as he might
>He just couldn't fight
>His lust for the cum of young boys
>>71517075
This is first prize material Kiwi-straya.. you should submit it and collect your money.
with libel laws here, I'd rather not be ruined for the chance of such a pitiful sum, which BBC sponsored baldy isn't willing to contribute a penny to.
>>71517075
>>71517329
Superb.
>>71517507
>>71517507
The prize is being offered by The Spectator:
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/04/introducing-the-president-erdogan-offensive-poetry-competition/
>>71517507
Also forgot to add this is posted on that webpage written by the editor:
Recep Erdogan is the Turk’ll
Never tire of rim-jobs from his circle
Yet his chief-est delight
(Now Khilafa’s in sight)
Are the felchings he gets from Frau Merkel
Pretty safe to say they'll publish it and it won't be your fault.
>>71516493
I kekd heatedly
Erdogan, Erdogan,
Sending "refugees" again.
Chopping off a criminal's hand,
Deporting them to the white man's land.
Erdogan, Erdogan,
Russia's biggest diehard fan,
Inciting war's the master plan,
His roach-like shell saved him again
Erdogan, Erdogan,
Wish he was never heard again,
Slimy prick with no good traits,
Yet manages to doom our fates.
Just came up with another one:
Little, little Erdogan,
Sucks donkey dick while eating ham,
Stop gagging Journos little man,
Come at me swine O Erdogan.
Erdogan is such a nigger,
My hate for Turkey grows that much bigger.
Nuke the country into glass,
And you'll still find dick in his ass.
Time to start the cockroach hunt,
Exterminate the Turkish cunt.
>>71518724
Ace mate.
>>71518828
Cheers, mate. Figured I'd do something productive before bed.
>>71517571
>The Spectator is offering £1,000, donated by a reader.
>donated by a Turkish person that picks up this rag for the purpose of this poem
>>71518965
I'm pretty sure The Spectator is going to be banned in Turkey from now on though.
Guys, this issue has been addressed way back.
We need teachings of our brothers-in-war Cossacks.
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
Just replace Sultan with Erdogan
Roses are red
You're a faggot
And so is erdogan
Erdo, therefore I am sure he has no brain.
I am not the wordsmith I claim to be.
>>71516625
God I love Putin.
>>71519261
Good shit man, I remember reading about that.
Biz, kısık sesleriz.. minareleri,
Sen, ezansız bırakma, Allah'ım!
Ya çağır şurda bal yapanlarını;
Ya kouansız bırakma, Allah'ım!
Mahyasızdır minâreler.. göğü de
Kehkeşansız bırakma, Allah'ım!
Müslümanlıkla yoğrulan yurdu
Müslümansız bırakma, Allah'ım!
Bize güç ver.. cihâd meydanını
Pehlivansız bırakma, Allah'ım!
Kahraman bekleyen yığınlarını
Kahramansız bırakma Allah'ım!
Bilelim hasma karşı koymasını:
Bizi cansız bırakma, Allah'ım!
Müslümanlıkla yoğrulan yurdu
Müslümansız bırakma, Allah'ım!
Yarının yollarında, yılları da
Ramazansız bırakma, Allah'ım!
Ya dağıt kimsesiz kalan sürünü
Ya çobansız bırakma, Allah'ım!
Bizi Sen sevgisiz, susuz, havasız
Ve vatansız bırakma, Allah'ım!
Müslümanlıkla yoğrulan yurdu
Müslümansız bırakma, Allah'ım!
>>71519948
We quietly .. minarets ,
You ezansız leave , my God !
Or call the council makes honey ;
Kouansız or leave , my God !
Mahyas UzdUr minarets are also sky ..
Kehkeşansız leave , my God !
The country is kneaded with Islam
Müslümansız leave , my God !
Give us the strength to challenge Jihad ..
Pehlivansız leave , my God !
Heroes waiting stacks
Do not leave without heroes , my God !
Let us know the party is oppositional :
Leaving us dead , my God !
The country is kneaded with Islam
Müslümansız leave , my God !
on the road tomorrow , year in
Ramazans leave , my God !
Distribute or orphaned flock of
Or leave shepherds , God!
Us you loveless , thirsty, airless
And stateless leave , my God !
The country is kneaded with Islam
Müslümansız leave , my God !
Erdogan's a proper cunt
They call him "queer from Türkenland"
They call him "fag from the mid-east"
who likes to plough the horned beast
He likes to suck on infant dick
Prefers male asscracks over a good-looking chick
His own dong is wrinkled and unspeakably tiny
Just look at this faggot, all red-faced and whiny
>>71520297
Breddy good, you should submit it.
>>71520132
>>proxy guy
>>71520297
nice one
>>71515913
>Lets hear those poems lads
Why, so you can steal the prize for yourself?
Nice try, but the gold Is mine
>>71520780
t. Entirety of tottenham
>>71520596
>turkroach doesnt understand I google translated it and posted the results
>expecting us to speak cockroach
>>71515913
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
>>71521133
nope i didn't expect you to speak turkish.There are tons of AKP payed media trolls in internet.They always make propaganda for AKP.I thought you were one of them.
Excuse.
>>71521226
Thats a lot of butthurt for one person.
>>71521226
Now put it to music like this and it makes sense:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwVqjEA97v4
>>71521350
newfag pls go and stay go
>>71517200
It's "Kein Geld mehr, Merkel". Assuming you meant to say no more money Merkel
>>71521702
>Assuming you meant to say no more money Merkel
Yeah, thanks.
>>71518006
Strayans and Kiwis truly are the kings of shitposting
You,Erdogan
Piece of shit turkroach that smells like ass
Stay away from Euro,you filthy man
We'll launch our gas 'nades,so you never come back
He who claims,to be salvation
Only sends rapefugees,who die of starvation
If you really want,to save civilization
Nuke yourself,without hesitation
Hoping the explosion,kills some Allah minions
And may the musdslimes,fall into oblivion
Erdo, no mans bro
for he molests children like a pro
Say a word of ill and you will send him a chill shiver down his naked rill, so better pay the bill or he sends the migrants down the hill.
But don't be coy or he uses you like a toy as much as he would fuck a boy for his joy.
not really good but there you go
>>71519261
top
just make it "sultan Erdogan"
EU parliment
in session
point number one
turkman aggression
He's sending scum
across the border
bringing crime
destroying order
This hypocrite
causing this roil
condemns our wars
buys ISIS oil
He must be stopped
his crimes remember
Merkel speaks up
make him a member
>>71523167
Beautiful.
I hope you don't mind, that I stole it :^)
Give back Constantinople
Fourteen fifty-three
Never forget
>>71521564
like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LedKEFXLzj4
>>71523167
I love the political side of this one.
>>71523167
Good rhyme,bro.
Ummati qad laaha fajrun farqubin nashral mubiin
Dawlatul Islami qamaat bi dima-ish shaadiqiin
Ummati qad laaha fajrun farqubin nashral mubiin
Dawlatul Islami qamaat bi dima-ish shaadiqiin
Dawlatul Islami qamaat bi jihadil muttaqiin
Qaddamul arwaha haqqaa bi tsabatin wa yaqiin
Dawlatul Islami qamaat bi jihadil muttaqiin
Qaddamul arwaha haqqaa bi tsabatin wa yaqiin
Li yuqamaddina fihaa syar'u rabbil 'alamiin
Ummati fastabsyiri laa tay asin nasrul qariib
Dawlatul Islami qamaat wa badal 'izzul mahiib
Ummati fastabsyiri laa tay asin nasrul qariib
Dawlatul Islami qamaat wa badal 'izzul mahiib
Asyraqat tarsumu majda wantaha 'ahdul ghuruub
Bi rijaalin aw fiya in laa yahabunal huruub
Asyraqat tarsumu majda wantaha 'ahdul ghuruub
Bi rijaalin aw fiya in laa yahabunal huruub
Shaaghu majdi khalidil laa laysa yafna aw yaghiib
Ummati ALLAHU mawlaana fajuudi bid dimaa'
Lan ya'udan nashru illaa bi dimaa-isy syuhadaa'
Ummati ALLAHU mawlaana fajuudi bid dimaa'
Lan ya'udan nashru illaa bi dimaa-isy syuhadaa'
Man madhaw yarjuna mawlaa hum bi daaril ambiyaa'
Qaddamul arwaha LILLAAHI wa liddiina fidaa'
Man madhaw yarjuna mawlaa hum bi daaril ambiyaa'
Qaddamul arwaha LILLAAHI wa liddiina fidaa'
Ahlu badzlin wa 'athayaa ahlu judin wa ibaa'
Ummati fastabsyiri qad asyraqat syamsush shumuud
Walaqad sirna jumu'an li rubal majdit taliid
Ummati fastabsyiri qad asyraqat syamsush shumuud
Walaqad sirna jumu'an li rubal majdit taliid
Linu'idan nur wal iimaana wal 'izzal majiid
Bi rijaalin thalaqud dunyaa wa fazubil khuluud
Linu'idan nur wal iimaana wal 'izzal majiid
Bi rijaalin thalaqud dunyaa wa fazubil khuluud
Wa a 'adu ummatil amjaada wan nashral akiid
Ummati qad laaha fajrun farqubin nashral mubiin
Dawlatul Islami qamaat bi dima-ish shaadiqiin
Ummati qad laaha fajrun farqubin nashral mubiin
Dawlatul Islami qamaat bi dima-ish shaadiqiin
Ummati qad laaha fajrun farqubin nashral mubiin
In Turkey's mighty castle,
Crying, screaming and loud hussle
Erdogan has sunk his boat
In a tiny miny goat.
We're not sure, but it's been told
That goat is only nine years old.
Coincidence I think that's not
Muslims find children hot.
Muhammad is the great example
His lust for children was really ample
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why can't india
Poo in the loo
My Ummah, Dawn has appeared, so await the expected (manifest) victory,
The Islamic State has arisen by the blood of the righteous,
The Islamic State has arisen by the jihad of the pious,
They have offered their souls in righteousness with constancy and conviction,
So that the religion may be established, in which there is the law of the Lord of the Worlds.*
My Ummah, accept the good news, and don't despair: victory is near.
The Islamic State has arisen and the dreaded might has begun.
It has arisen tracing out glory, and the period of setting** has ended,
By faithful men who do not fear warfare.
They have created eternal glory that will not perish or disappear.
My Ummah, God is our Lord, so grant your blood,
For victory will not return except by the blood of the martyrs,
Who have spent their time hoping for their Lord in the Abode of the Prophets.
They have offered their souls to God, and for the religion there is self-sacrifice.
The people of giving and granting are the people of excellence and pride.
My Ummah, accept the good news: the Sun of Steadfastness has risen.
Verily we have marched in masses for the hills: the time-honoured glory,
That we may return the light, faith and glorious might,
By men who have forsaken the dunya*** and attained immortality.
And have revived the Ummah of glory and the assured victory."
*- The Shari'a
**- Metaphorically, the language of sunrise and sunset.
***- The material world.
>>71523167
winrar
Incase this thread makes it in the news again:
THE JEWS DID 9/11
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>>71520297
POLICE! CATCH THIS MAN!
INSULTING FELLOW EUROPEANS IS FORBIDDEN!
Enjoy your new life in a Neo-Nazi gulag.
>>71524347
hcaorkr*t OOHS OOHS
Don't you guys have to submit these rather than simply post them here?
>>71524347
SHOO SHOO t*rkroach!
>>71524347
SHOO SHOO t*rkroach!
The Ottoman Empire
two point oh
The cockroach desires
He'll reep what he sows
The son of a whore
The dirty old pedo
Getting fucked on the floor
By a big pozzed negro
Oh Erdogan the Wise
He wishes they'll say
But when he finally dies
He'll be forgot in a day
For no matter what is done
No matter his legacy
He's a filthy subhuman
Fuelled by jealousy
Turks shall never be EU
Nor shall they be white
Ataturk was a Jew
A homosexual kike
The Armenian genocide
Is a fact you can't deny
Casualties of War!
Many a Turk cry
The truth of the Turk
Is but a simple one
They have no culture
They're rather quite dumb
They steal from the Greeks
The Arabs, the Syrians
Pretending its their own
Writhing in delerium
Nothing of value
Has ever been spawned
From the shithole called Turkey
Never to be adorned
Turks are worth nothing
Not even one bit
And if they all died
Who'd give a shit?
The Russian bear's coming
Constantinople awaits
Just like Erdogan's arse
Wog cum drippin off his taint
I must wrap this up
It's gone on too long
How can I finish?
Erdogan sucks nigger dong.
DUDE fuckin erdogan sucks DICK hahaaaaa
>>71525302
How can you be this bad at your own fucking language? Jesus.
>>71525724
I haven't slept in over 24 hours ;_;
>>71525775
Alright then. The poem is breddy gud though, go ahead and submit it.
>>71525302
Hey
Watch your tongue about Ataturk, the most based man of the last century
He ruined all anglo plans and spit on that pig fucker churchill's ugly face remember?
>>71515913
Erdogan looks like Urcle
No wonder he enjoys anal sex with Merkel
>>71525909
Schu schu insect
>>71525909
no1currs
>>71525840
sent ;)
>>71516625
:')
>>71515913
Brown invaders want some moneyz
at night they rape some honeys
Solution:Turkey; 3 Billion paid
Now roaches want to invade
Dont pay more contribution
here is my solution
pic related
roaches get 'Raided'
>>71526587
That ID tho.
Kek boy!
Where do you submit the poem?
>>71526847
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/04/introducing-the-president-erdogan-offensive-poetry-competition/
Check here, they have all the information towards the last 2 paragraphs of the article.
>>71525302
I liked it
the prime minister of turkey is a roach
of this nobody can deny
of Syrias oil he does poach
so his poor chapped ass he can undry
BRING ME MORE POEMS, FFS, NOOBFAGS
