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A look at america's poop in pants problem.
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This is Bob Burgerstains, when Bob is taking a stroll and doing some shopping the fellow americans that pass him by nod respectfully towards him and smile and he responds in kind.

They do this to show him the respect he deserves, for pooping your pants is deeply rooted in american culture and is the sure sign of a patriot and hard worker.

Pooping your pants show that you live a busy american life style, Bob is too busy living the american dream and grabbing life by the horns to have time for the loo.

As the americans say, " if you gotta go you gotta go ".
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>>71402908
>being so busy shitposting that you forget to prep the bull

It's a month in the cuck shed for you Sven.
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Do they not notice?
If so, do they not care?
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Look at this man, how proudly and patriotic his stance is. This is the kind of stance that radiates a " Yes I am american, yes I pooped my pants, yes I am proud of it. Deal with it! " attitude.

When other americans see the burgerstains on his pants they will know he is a true american, too busy for silly loo's. He got his hands full living the american dream and he is not going to let a little bit of poop slow him down.
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>>71402908
>poo in loo with a proxy
POO
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>>71402908

>This
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>>71402908
If you're trying to force a meme it's not working brev.
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I have plenty of American friends, and when I asked them about the pants pooping in american culture they suddenly became very defensive, claiming it is perfectly normal and acceptable to poop in your pants if you are too busy to find a loo at the moment, plus you can always clean up later. " If you gotta go you gotta go they said ".

I have had this discussion with at least 4 americans and they all find this socially acceptable.
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>>71402908
Ah yes, sweden highlighting the important issues in the world.
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>>71402908
>>71403157
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>>71402908
I think there is a correlation between pants shitters and Walmart.

>go to Walmart to buy processed "food"
>shit pants
>sit on mobility scooter
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>>71403080
>Do they not notice?

They know they pooped their pants but in American culture this is not a problem. If you are in a hurry you can poop your pants as long as you clean up when you got a spare moment later during the day.
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>>71403214
Its not going to require effort desu.
I've seen countless numbers of these pictures already.
Americans are already known for defecating in their trousers.
He's just highlighting them in one thread.

Seriously though, what is with the high amount of public pant poopers?
Poor diet?
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This America anger all you got in your mind dude?
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i asked my friends if OP and his getalong gang were always faggots.
results are in

>>71402908
>>71403245
>>71403100
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>>71403336
Stop trying to force this. It's not going to work. If you want to force memes just go to reddit or something.
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>>71402908
>>71403100
>>71403245
All the bad things that actually exist about America and you have to make something this pathetic up? I mean it's not even a good rumor, not convincing at all.

I think you're just mad because your country is full of dirty muzzies

saged
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>>71403336
Too much taco Bell pham
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I was in the states a few months ago and noticed how americans can literally not stop shitting themselves in public.

I asked my buddy what the deal was and he didn't see the problem, it's just part of american culture now.
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>>71403255
>>71403166
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>>71403358

There is not reason to be upset. My goal is not to offend or rile you up but to spread awareness and spark a serious discussion about this problem. You need to take this issue seriously and you should thank me for taking the time to spread awareness.

The only thing higher than the amount of poop in an american's pants is his cholesterol.
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>>71402908
I'm more worried about the person who has a bunch of pictures saved of people who defecated in their pants.
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>>71403418
It is somewhat an american pheonmenon though.

You guys love diet pills and greasy food which is a horrible combination as seen in this thread.
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>>71403382
Yeah thats exactly what I said to the anti anglo kraut, and look where we are now.

This is the first time I've even posted in response to these threads, now that I've seen the reaction it solicits from faggots like you I might stop by a few more.

And the meme grows.

>>71403497
Don't they have fibre too?
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>>71402908
oh sweden first time i smiled because of you
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Muhammed is mad.
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This thread could not be more accurate. I'm American and I'm actually shitting my pants as I type this. TRUMP 2016
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In America, pooping your pants is so common and naturalized that manufacturers have started to make adult diapers in " sexy models ".

The american on the picture shows a lot of class and intelligence by both pooping in her pants just like american culture dictates, but also saving her pants by wearing an adult diaper.

She even chose a sexy style adult diaper and makes sure to show it off to entice american males in the vicinity.

Very impressive.
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>>71403418
>Rumour

>Hundreds of examples of photographic evidence


yes I said hundreds, seen miles more than in this thread
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>>71403636
It's not going to happen. Give up. It's just pathetic, just stick to your burgerfat memes. No country will become associated with shit other than India.
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>>71402908
Why do Americans do this?
How do other countries ensure this is not a fate they share?
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>>71403617
It isn't. I've lived here 42 years and never seen this once. It's not a thing. But hey believe whatever stupid shit you want to believe, who cares.
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i feel bad for these people desu
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How come every one of these are from Walmart, where everyone here knows primarily weirdos and poor people go to?
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Is it just me or is it kinda really really fucking weird that this swed has a whole bunch of pictures of shit stained ppl?
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>>71403517
>tight end

Goddamn Sweden, you're killing me tonight!

Also, your chances of shitting yourself go up dramatically if you are in a Walmart.
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Why? Are they disabled people?
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>>71403515
He's not even fat what the fuck?

The sensation alone would be enough to make you instantly return home, let alone the smell or the embarrassment.

Why is he proudly stood there with shit in his pants?
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>>71403418
anon, ...I smell shit.
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nice thread op
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>>71402908
>laughed way harder than I should have
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>tfw never seen anyone shit their pants

I'm still amazed.

Is this a southern thing?
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It's the nigger cocks.
Gives them prolapsed assholes where the shit just falls out.
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jokes on you, swedecuck. i use diapers.
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>>71403515
Americans are a habitually lazy
>first they say they don't have time to excercise, so they sit around watching cable tv
>next they say they don't have time to cook healthy, so they buy takeaway
>next they thier body is too heavy for thier legs, so they got machines to do it for them
>now they have reached a point where they are so lazy, that they lost control of their rectal muscles
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>>71403724

>denial
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>>71402908
I have lived for 28 years and have yet to see someone in public shit themselves 2bqh
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>>71403214
it's not a meme, it's a stereotype. Like black people liking kfc, e.g.
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>>71403724
it's as common as migrants raping white children in Europa but i guess the ameritards scrolling /pol/ can't just take the bantz :^)
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>>71403724

As I have stated earlier, I have several american friends who say otherwise. I have also been to your country on two occasions and witnessed this first hand at least four times.

While I enjoyed my stay in your country and your people are very warm and sweet, you have a poop in pants problem. I saw burgerstains on at least four occasions.
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could be coffee spilled between their legs for all you actually know
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>>71403717
It's going to happen, it is happening, it has already happened.

You act like this hasn't been going on for months now.

You don't get to decide board culture, it grows naturally so suck it the fuck up and learn to laugh at yourself.

Whats the really the matter? Need a nappy change?
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>>71403697
That picture was actually taken in Sweden. Also that's not a diaper, it's a rape shield
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>>71402908
>>71403100
>>71403245
>>71403331
>>71403517
>>71403697

as i stand here, holding my phone, standing in line at walmart

i cant help but shit myself laughing that this cuck to arab trash thinks america is worse then sweden just cuz we couldnt take the poo to the loo
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>>71403724
I'm not saying it's a frequent thing but I know that the cause for this kind of shit in your pants in diet pills + too much grease for the pills to handle.


Both diet pills and greasy food as a combination are probably more common in the U.S. than anywhere else. Just like you guys take the most sleeping pills and the most viagra. It's just a fact of life.


That being said it's obviously still super rare. I still think you have slightly higher chances to find someone who unwittingly shat his pants in the U.S. simply due to the diet pill thing.

These people genuinely didn't notice.
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>>71403336
All the freedom is hard to digest, and the constant sound of patriotic gunfire does some subsonic soundwave pulse shit to our GI tracts.
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>>71403754
its just you

this is a fascinating window into american culture
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>>71403697

That isn't from america. Look at the 2 water hazard signs. Plus, that isn't a diaper.
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>>71403913
>That picture was actually taken in Sweden

Sorry, it is an american picture. Also, a rape shield would not be designed to be sexy.
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Burgers trying to defend themselves but Sven just keeps persisting.
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>>71403933
You go on 4chan in public? You fucking degenerate.
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>>71403933
There's a video of an arab molesting a young boy at a mall, kissing him, the boy is terrified

this is a typical sight in muslim countries
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>>71402908

designated shitting walmarts
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>>71403933
>i cant help but shit myself

As you americans say: " You gotta go you gotta go ". Right?
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>>71404045
Rather human poop then human poop.
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seriously though, how are there so many pictures of this?
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>>71403817
Don't try to dump it on us you fucknugget.

>pun intended
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Sven is winning this one, i am convinced that all first world countries poo outside the loo.
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>>71404006
or in the mind of ppl keeping shit stained pants pictures of fat ppl? Do you get off on it?
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>>71402908

> Mfw Sweden will always be the most hated cuck on /pol/ no matter what our meme PM does
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>>71403717
I guess you are still in deny, but it's necessary to point that out that your people have a burgerstain-problem
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>>71402908
I have yet to see this,
It worries me o_o
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>>71404117
>Rather human poop then human poop.

Implying you have to luxury to choose between the two of them.
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>>71404139
Nigger, our multicultural hellhole of Seattle is still whiter than your entire collection of states.

Cut back on all that fried food.
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anyone remember the anon who went full detective mode and figured out why this happens? something about a medication that a ton of americans take that causes shit to just slide out of their asses?
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>>71404045
do you not know shit about sanfran? (see wut i did thar?)

its full of hippies and homeless people, no shit its full of shit (oops i did it again)

maybe you should spend more time protecting your ladies from mudslime instead of focusing on stupid shit (i played with your heart)
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>>71403321
Right you are, mate.
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>>71404095
all that burgerstains!
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>>71404112
gotta go, gotta go, gotta go fast
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>>71404123

They all have digestion problems by age 30 because of all the fat, sugar and butter they consume every day so they shit themselves by accident sometimes. Everyone is very understanding and supportive though
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>>71404222
It's the jews again right?
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>>71403517

Kek, muslims wont get a chance to kill me because I'm dying of laughter

Why exactly do americans shit in their pants? Perhaps public toilets are so nasty that they try to hold it in.
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>>71403892
stop defending degenerate American pant shitters
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>>71404161
You are not making any sense my sweaty friend.

Designated shitting walmarts is not something Europe or Aus/Nz have so you must understand how curious this new American fashion is.
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>>71404045
i was just in san francisco.

there's fucking nowhere to take a piss. nowhere at all.

there are also tons of homeless.

they'd probably save money if they just installed some fucking public restrooms.
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>>71404214
I know we have problems, but pants shitting isn't one of them. I'll catch hell all day from some Eurofuck because, honestly, who cares. But I will not be lectured by a damn Yankee.

Cut back on all that fried food
>Never.

Seriously though going to Seattle in a few weeks. Any suggestions? How long would it take to make it to the redwood forests?
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>>71404314
>Kek, muslims wont get a chance to kill me because I'm dying of laughter
kek
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>>71404179
Its no problem, its a solution. Were saving water and being green. At least one pants defecation a day will save at least 4 gallons from the arbitrary American double flush. Just being green. USA #1 FOR INNOVATION
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>>71404277
guys, burgerstains are just sitting on mobility scooters to not shit their pants. ever tried shitting while sitting, doesn't work
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>>71402908
Why is it shooped heavy on bottom right corner?
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Look at this lady. She pretended to drop something just so she could bend over and proudly display her burgerstains.

Impressed fellow americans nearby will now know that she is a true patriot and american. She is empowered, her head held high and with poop in her pants.

She is a strong american woman and she does not have no time for silly loo's. She's got life by the horns and she is not letting go for anything.
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>>71404389
>ever tried sitting while shitting

yes, i have infact used a toilet before (once or twice)
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>>71404314
>Actual recorded picture of the cleanest Wal-Mart toilet ever

Can confirm.
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>>71404423
Those knee rolls
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>>71404391
Finnish logo.
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>>71404423

She probably thinks Muslims are subhumans supports Trump unironically and makes slav jokes as well.
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>>71404369
I hopeI in 2 years time, progressive europe also implements water savings action "poop for green"
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>>71403892
YEAH OR MAYBE THEY JUST SAT DOWN ON A MELTED HERSHEY BAR IN THE ARIZONA SUN RIGHT?
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>>71404439
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>>71404346
>tfw when heading to Seattle this weekend

The bars are neat, stay out of the forest, you will probably die.

It's also hot as fuck there right now and the whole city smells like piss because of dogwood blooms.

The reason I say you might die in the forests is because it's hot as fuck, and when you actually get close to the forests and mountains the weather can go from hot to freezing in about 10 minutes.

>calling frontier states Yankees

Don't do that.
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>>71404439
Its always the same yellowy-brown.

Probably more stomach bile than actual shit.
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>>71404454
on an even surface without a hole, even farting becomes very difficult, usually people lean towards some side to release a fart
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Is America the new D E S I G N A T E D country?
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Why are Americans so unhygienic and fat?

I live in a tourist spot and 8/10 Americans are morbidly overweight, I work in the hotel industry and they just bought 100 of those vehicles for transporting fat people just to supply the needs of Americans, other hotels are doing the same.
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At what point does America become the subhuman evil empire? white obese 60% pants shitters? 50%?
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>>71404314
>Why exactly do americans shit in their pants?

To understand the answer to this question you need to first understand american culture. In american culture pooping your pants is a sure way to come off as somebody patriotic and hard working.

By pooping your pants you show that you are too busy living the american dream, too busy grabbing life by the horns to worry about silly loo's and poop.

They wear the burgerstain on their pants like a war veteran wears the medal on his chest, with great pride.
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Why all the hate?
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>>71404572
w a l m a r t s
d e s i g n a t e d
s h i t t i n g

can you re-arrange the words in their correct order?
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freedom shits.
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Whats with these shit quality pictures that seem to be cropped specifically to prevent identifying any locations?
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>>71404539
Yea I apologize. I really try to reserve it for Northeastern states.

I'll stick to the bars.
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>>71404609

At least they're free.
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>>71403697
Wrong again. It's considered in American and uncapitalist to reuse or otherwise save clothing. If we stop buying new pants, then the terrorists win.

Check your privalidge
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>>71402908
God damn. People in America really shit their pants in public? I have never seen this, and have traveled the entire east coast.

Must be a California thing.
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>>71404640
svens country is collapsing, just let him blow off some steam. We as Americans should show more pity on victims of the caliphate.
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Type in People of Walmart in Google
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America is india 2.0?
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>>71404630
Are you implying they are not already?
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>>71404572
Designated shitting pants.
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>>71404670
>I'm an expert in photography of people shitting their pants
lmao @ ur lyfe
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>>71403100
>be sweden
>see picture of some senile old man in walmart
>see his senile ass couldnt keep itself tight enough and he shat his pants
>Instead of thinking about calling his grandparents and sympathy, he makes fun of them
>girlfriend comes in the room, wearing nothing
>doorbell rings
>Ahmed is here
>Sven preps his master bedroom, fluffs the pillows, sets all the sex toys out nicely on the dresser, changes the lightbulb to redlight and sets rose pedals everywhere
>undresses Ahmed, makes sure he is properly groomed, etc.
>goes out to his shed in the back to hear her moans and see what people said in reply to his post
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Fuck, half of these are from wal-mart subhumans. Fuck that place ofc they shit themselves like the scum they are
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>>71402908
Have you ever been to an American Walmart, Anders? I would rather shit my pants then use one of those disgusting toilet seats.
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>>71403907
(You)
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Don't poo in the trou!
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>>71404675
Hiking here is a lot of fun, but even the locals who do it every day unfortunately fall victim to our random weather, if you stick to all the tourist traps the most you have to worry about is some hipster claiming your accent is problematic.
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>>71402908
How did you get out of your cuck shed Sweden?
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>>71404759
What chinese knockoff cameras take pictures at these resolutions?
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>>71404759
He's probably just been to vancouver.
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If you wear very expensive pants that are not good for pooping or if you forgot your adult diaper it is ok for the american to poop on the floor.

This is however meant to be kept at a minimum, so normally the american will put on his "poopin' pants" before going shopping or spending time in the public.
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>>71402908
American food obsession is the worst.
I actually left some social network places just because amerifats do nothing but discuss food and talk about food.
Like...what the fuck. Food shouldn't be a hobby-level shit.
Not to mention american food is awful. Not surprising it makes them shit so they dont even notice that.
PS:
Fart jokes is other level but i guess it has connection with shitty food.
Personally ive seen kids farting only 2 times in my entire school time and those were degenerates.
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>>71403336
>Seriously though, what is with the high amount of public pant poopers?
>Poor diet?

Most likely that along with being fat. Back when I was a fat cunt I'd always have skidmarks even though I thoroughly wiped after shitting. I'm not fat anymore and I never get skidmarks.
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what's this Americans?
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>>71404850
Americans can be really fat and disgusting, they are very uncultured now. It really is a problem.
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>>71403245
>I have plenty of American friends, and when I asked them about the pants pooping in american culture they suddenly became very defensive
that's called butthurt, Swedenbro.
I got the same defensive shit when i
1) Said that i dont like chicken (i havent eaten anything chicken-based for more than 10 years already)
2) Asked why americans cant stop talking about food
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>>71404423
she could have done better though, as free as she is she should have been able to manifest her freedom in a stronger way than with that pathetic tiny wet fart stain. That tiny fart stain isnt big enough, it isnt powerful enough, it isnt free enough - and most importantly, it isnt American enough.

USA USA USA!
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>>71404850
Bullshit. With all the cabbage and pickles you fuckers consume?
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>>71404779

Instead of greentexting arab sex novels, you should take responsibility for America's pooping problem.

I am just trying to help you out here. The pants poopin' need to stop ameribro.
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>>71404889
B-Buttplug?
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Loving this thread Sven, i admire your dedication.

My hobby is also making threads against americans.

Sweden just earned my eternal respect.
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UNITED STATES OF AMERIAKAKA

Pajeet is poo in loo

chad poos in pants
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My ex was American and her son at the time insisted the right to poop ones pants be not infringed by social norms. No wonder there is a launderette on every corner in America. The boy seemed to do nothing but shit and eat.

I had to leave her in the end. The smell was getting overpowering and we were spending $750 a month on takeout. Now I'm back home I prefer thinner women. Still. A facefuck is a facefuck. Stay KEKED AmeriPooPants! :)
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>>71404211
Holy fucking crap
i almost vomited all over keyboard.
fuck. there are flies
and its fat
and its a nigger that shit herself.
there is nothing more disguisting than that
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>doesnt even bother to take pants down and use designated shitting street

Pant pooping is worse in my books. A street shitter is at least not showing their disregard for modesty and sanitation beyond the act.

A pant shitter is advertising their disgusting state everywhere they go. And they actually have toilets to use if not for laziness.
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watching americans trying to defend this shit is fucking hilarious

you poor fat retarded faggots live in such a bubble that you think this is normal
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>>71404889

wtf is going on here?
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serious question, have Indians outsourced shitting to Americans because they do a better job of pooping in pants.
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>>71404788
>I would rather shit my pants then use one of those disgusting toilet seats.
So...
USA is basically like India?
>India dont have toilets so people shit outside
>USA has toilets but people refuse to shit in them and shit their pants

USA confirmed for being more degenerate than India.
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>>71405089
>american CAN'T! handle the bantz and is literally crying while furiously looking for pictures of Sweden like it will stop the fact that shitting your pants in public is a pilar of american values.
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>americans
>not wal-martians

Shit thread tb.h
Taking pics from the people of walmart website baka desu senpai
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>>71404095
>sith happens
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>>71405073
It is not cultural, it is genetic and cannot be helped. Try being forced to eat greasy food all day and not shit you pants, Kiwi.
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>>71405080
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>>71405089
this is an American whose poop in pants was so explosive she blew her pants off.
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>>71403245
What? I've lived in Burgerland my whole life and never once saw this behavior.
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>>71405089
that's a big butthurt
just like a big amerifat butt
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>>71405080
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>>71404572
SNICKERS IN THE KNICKERS
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>>71403517

SWEDENS ON A ROLL


Where the fuck do you get these amazing photos?????
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>>71405089

Ah! Regards the sweet miowlings of the often spotted Americanus Butthertikus. Verily it's warbled cries enabled by the warm comforting embarcadero of fresh fecal matter within its britches.

Marvellous trollage OP. You got a live one here.
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DESIGNATED
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>>71405187

What the fuck? Is this a new fashion trend in the US where you shove a tail up your ass or something?
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>>71402908
>butthurt rapefugee posting amerifat h8 thread from sweden because they liberated the fuck out of his towelhead country

Gets me everytime.
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>>71404423
Hahahaha. You've just made my day, good sir.
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>>71405231

Type in people of wallmart in google
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>>71402908
>>71403214
>>71403933
>>71404222
>>71403268
Welp the cat is out of the bag. You have to give credit where credit is due. At leats indians poop on the street and in thier pants in a populated market!
P O O I N L O O Burger.
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>>71405198
That's because you never left your basement. Good choice though. You would probably just get shot by feral niggers.
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>>71403418
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>>71404045

WTF America???

Account for this fucking shit!!! Why the fuck can't a man poop in a bowl in SF??? You guys are fucking Indians!
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>>71405192
>had to go do bad she blew her pants off
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>>71405254
Furfags
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>Divoide and conquer!
Couldn't we be starting a movement now to end multiculturalism or get paternity test rights for men in France?
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>>71402908
how can you type this thread from a bike?
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>>71404045
>San Fran
of-fucking-course
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>>71405225
lmao underrated
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DELETE THIS

SAGE

SAGE
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>>71404635

Something tells me that you're a disgruntled Indian with photoshop
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>>71405089

I realize you want to change the subject and that this thread might sting a little. But this is a relevant discussion and you will have to accept that it is taking place.

The burgerstain epidemic needs to be discussed in order for us to put it in it's proper context in american culture. There are so many questions to answer.
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>>71404850

>American food is awful

lol shut the fuck up Russia. you have no room to talk shit about other countries cuisines.
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>>71405254
Only furries do that shit. Or attention whores wearing a slutty costume like in your pic.
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GET BACK IN YOUR KEK SHED SVEN
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>>71402908

>reading these murican excuses for this glaring problem
>my sides are now a cruzmissile
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>>71405254

here it is again
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>>71403724

Americans are always so defensive. One of the easiest groups to troll here (along with Australians) Learn to roll with the punches you fucking niggers.
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Okay you got us good...heheh...really....funny......
YOU CAN STOP NOW
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>>71405391
Based sven BTFO burgers. Burgers on suicide watch. Indians mad cause they are losing thier poo in loo status. Someone screen cap this!
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>>71402908
Indian with Swedish proxy identified
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>>71405391
kek. based Swedish bro goes on the offensive.
Kudos for exposing the shitburgerstain. poo in the pants amerikakas
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>>71402908
No way, it can't be... I thought these legends were just kids' tales... if you're real, tell us about your American cousins. It's the only way to be sure.
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>>71405089
>Being this butthurt
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>>71405534
duuduuduuuuuu
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>>71405411
>lol shut the fuck up Russia. you have no room

>russia
>no room
HAHAHAHA.
Oh Timmy you are something. Now go and finish that ham injection Timmy. You dont want to be late for your women study classes.
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>>71405391
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>>71402908
Lol are you that same guy from a couple months ago that would post these threads every 12 hours? I can't remember his flag.
What's the name of your folder you have these pictures in?
Do you hide it at all, in case someone uses your computer?
I'm really interested in the mindset of autists that try so hard to shitpost (literally).
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>>71405391
Swen you rock this thread.
I always wanted to start mocking amerifats but my jokes werent funny to start doing it but you actually made it.

I never understood how USA mocking sweden/india/other countries even usa itself is a fucking CLOWN of planet Earth.
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Americans are yet to wake up, wait till a couple of hours they will start the day with a poop in pants.
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>All this americlap damage control.
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.>>71402908
You are filthy niggers that start and make threads like this inevitable. We have fattys, so do you. You would be surprised how few we have. Fuck you niggers. You save pictures like this on your computer not knowing the origin. Try us again January 2017. We will clean out your filth, along with the Russians. Otherwise, you are literally fucked, stupid nigger. You cant see the way the winds are blowing. Keep posting shit like this and zero love for you and your cuckold friends.
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>>71405673
Is Russia better than America?
>>71405702
I am awake...is it raining for you?
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>>71403245
That's because Americans can't take banter of any kind. They're the most butthurt race on the planet.
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>>71402908
I can't beliee my fellah Americans are getting so defensive in this thread. I PiP at least twice a day, especially when I make my daily pilgrimage to Wal-Mart to supplicate myself before the altar of $5 DVDs and Great Value fried chicken (Presidential standard). Thanks for informing others about our high, cultural nuances, Anon. This thread should prove quite enriching.
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>>71405702
Hah, g-good "bants" as y-you c-call it. Heeeeeehhhh.....I, uh, "Lol'd"(laughed out loud)
really hard cause it was so funny
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>>71405762
>Is Russia better than America?
Um, Yes?
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>>71402908
For fuck's sake. If I saw that in my local supermarket I would go full on beserk attack. There are toilets. They are clean.

We only have security guards there when the gypsies come here in June.
They are thieving cunts. I hate them. Pic is gypsy tier.
My friend got hospitalised by gypsies. The cops rescued her and beat the shit out of the gypsies. We don't have niggers here. It's almost 100% white English. There is a Chinese family, but they're really nice.

How the fuck does someone shit themselves? And walk around in public??
I shit myself when I was suffering from a horrible tonsil infection. I also fainted twice and banged my head badly. My wife threw cold water on my face and gave me a hand to stand up.
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>eat 2 gallon tub of ben and jewwy's peaches and cream diet icecream
>scrape the skin off of deep fried chicken and down it
>take my multivitamin skittles
>run out of diet coke
>make a quick trip to walmart
>drop iphone
>bend over to pick it up
>high pressure hose of shit flows into sweat pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAGU3CDI_PQ
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>>71405471
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>>71405673
Its not even mocking Ivan. Its pointing out a truth. Jesus christ the butthurt in this thread is unreal. This must turn into a general. P o o I n p a n t s!
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what is the point of having a reinforced toilet amerikaka is you poop in pants?
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>>71405673
>I never understood how USA mocking sweden/india/other countries even usa itself is a fucking CLOWN of planet Earth.
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>>71405752
>Keep posting shit like this
kek
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another salty sweden thread this gon be good
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>>71405673

>says the suicidal vodka chugging chainsmoking gopnik scum
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>>71405762
>Is Russia better than America?
Nah, we are also super fat. Recent research shows that average russian household spends 50% of income to buy food.

But at least we don't shit our pants.
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>>71405673
Son, this is a Poop-in-Bants thread. Take the "muh gr8tst cuntrey" autism to a HAPPENING thread, where people actually give a not-in-pants shit about it.

Also, this particular Sven is legend.
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>>71405842
First we came up with "Don't get shot, Timmy" meme.
Then it was "Now finish that ham injection, Timmy"
Now its "DESIGNATED SHITTING SUPERMARKETS"
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>>71405808
ive started pooing in to a bucket i carry around because the normal poo drainage was giving me a rash. its a bit of a hassle to carry this it because it's so heavy but the aroma is divine
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>>71405452
>glaring problem
I've literally never seen an adult walking around with shat pants. Then again I've also boycotted Walmart for the last decade.
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>>71405816
I believe you
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Its funny cuz I havent used toilet paper in months, you actually dont need it
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>>71405452

jesus christ, i actually can't stop laughing, this op must be the most based sven after yung lean.

wow.
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>>71406030

but why?
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>>71405089
Funny thing is the guy who did this was an American. He probably shit a wet freedom fart in his pants on the Metro and then showed it off to everyone around him, leading to stares and hysterical laughter.

Disappointed that the muslim Swedes didnt understand his expression of freedom and christianity, he randomly picked one of the dumb sheep to kill and state an example.
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>>71404640
I see. Take all the alluh akbars and make a caliphate in your own country then post 8000 pictures of Europeans pooping their pants. Americans did it. Eurologic understood. When can we destroy these niggers again? It's been 70 years.
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>>71406061
No animals use the paper jew, its more convenient to go without
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>>71406071
>CHANGE PANTS
omg
NEW MEME!
Change Pants, Jimmy!

CHANGE PANTS
H
A
N
G
E
PANTS
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>>71404982
Top K
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>>71406071
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>>71406141
designated American shitting street
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>>71406071
>Abandon Canada for best greatest ally
>proceed to get shit on by them
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
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>designated pooing pants

USA USA
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>>71403245
>tfw Eurocucks don't know freedom
>tfw Eurocucks don't know shitting your pants, buying more pants and throwing the shit pants at a pack of coons
>tfw freedom
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>>71402908
Fuck you fucking swedish cunt we aren't like those poo in loos at all.
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>>71403157

Definitely a street shitter.
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>>71406254
Why are you shitting on a professional sport that demands such tremendous skill and focus? Casual. Bet you've never even sprayed beef stew at your rivals from the driver side window... because it's on the WRONG SIDE OF THE CAR, RETARD! AAAHAHAHAHAA

>>71406288
>Trusting bantstrayans
You really believed the gr8test ally meme.
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What really buffles me is this: Ok, you had an accident, you actually managed to poo in your pants as an adult.

Why the fuck aren't you running to the toilet to clean yourself somehow? Those burgers just keep strolling in the corridors like nothing happened!
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Sweden has it all wrong

What you are seeing is americans shitting into their designated defeacation DUNGarees
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>>71404850
That looks fucking delicious.
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>>71402908
>Bob Burgerstains

This is the new term for Americans on here. It has to be.
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>>71402908
Id rather have guys shitting their pants so i can laugh at them than feral niggers who make me afraid to get out of my house Abdul
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>>71404609
>vehicles for transporting fat people

They're called Mobility Scooters.
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>>71406442
>>71406210

Apparently they just renege on their ass cleaning entirely. Their ass is so clogged with shit that they don't even feel it anymore
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>>71406427
>straya isn't our greatest ally
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>>71406368
Yeah all of them are proxxies. Fuck i've never been this mad this bull shit is driving me nuts. We can poo in the loo stop cherry picking pictures assholes.
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>>71402908
>All these Eurocucks that are so salty about their shitty country that they're working to force a fucking idiots of wal-mart meme

So now not only is the board flooded with black cocks, but people shitting their pants.

Thanks faggots, I've never seen anyone shit their pants in my 28 years on Earth.
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>>71405607
>crimea not read
>kgb on its way
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POOP
A
N
T
USA
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>>71404850
Completely agreed with everything here. People who talk about food need to be taken to the gas chambers. Anybody who farts or makes any reference to bodily function is absolutely disgusting.

Women talk about food here constantly, and I want to hit them. There is little that is interesting about food, unless you're talking about agriculture or nutrition.
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>>71406254
That's the fruits of your Indian colony. Proove that that is the United States. If you can who gives a fuck, its a goof for tv, not an everyday event like britain and the countries they apparently defend.You are a nigger sir.
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>>71406288
It's just bantz

What's wrong?

Can't handle it?
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It's kind of true...

Every fat shit I know has pooped themselves on more than one occasion.

It's pretty exclusive to fatties though. Never known a non-obese person who shits themselves.
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By my calculations 1 in every 5 Americans has a noticeably smelly bottom every day, and 1 in 10 has a case of tier 1 visible poo stains on their garments,

What say you in your defense?
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>>71405937
Yeah but you can t reall meme it like you do with the indians or leafs. You are not even adresing th eposter with designated shiting supermarkets. But I will go with it. The meme must spread for the glory of kek.
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>>71406254
>10 year old gifs
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