Dear Bernie, I sent you money but you still ain't winning
I left my card, my paypal, and my bank account at the bottom
I sent two checks back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with your website or something
Sometimes I scribble amounts too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your campaign?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a step father
If she has a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bernetta
I read about the superdelegates, too, I'm sorry
I heard that Jeb killed himself over some GOP who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit "We Shall Overcome"
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with MLK, too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, best of luck
This is cuck
>Bernie's gone cold I'm wondering why I phonebanked for him at all
>Hillary clouds up my window and I can't see at all
>And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
>It reminds me, that Trump's not so bad, Trump's not so bad.
>>71396670
>>71396769
Fucking love this
>>71396670
my sides fucking well done
>>71396670
Top fucking kek
>>71396670
lol
>>71396670
Bravo, OP.
>>71396670
My sides have ascended into the stratosphere.
>>71396670
Noice
>>71396670
>>71396769
Memed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY
>>71396670
We'll meme'd
Dear Bernie, you still ain't catched up to Clinton, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you have no black fans
If you didn't wanna win a couple states, you didn't have to
But you coulda won some delegates for Matthew
That's my girlfriend's son, man, he's only six years old
We caucused in the blistering cold for you,
for four hours and you got no votes
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when you went on reddit? - you said if we'd donate to you
you would win - see I'm just like you in a way
I never was a winner neither;
I always get cucked by Tyrone's weiner
I can relate to what you're saying in your speeches
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even go on /pol/ and cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Bern, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta win man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, cuck
-- P.S.
You should fuck my gf, too
>>71396670
Bernouts absolutely BTFO
>>71396670
have an implied you
>>71397755
APEX KEK
>>71397755
>>71396670
>>71397755
>>71396991
niggity nigger
>>71396670
>My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a step father
10/10
Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Attack-Hillary-Clinton,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no chance - I don't deserve it
I know you got my last two reddit PMs;
I wrote your username on 'em perfect
So this is my message I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Bernie, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued your campaign from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy super delegate or a call
I hope you know I deleted all of my footage from your town halls
I love you Bernie, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Bernie;[*screaming*]Shut up nig! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Bernie, that's my girlfriend's boyfriend screaming in the trunk,
But I didn't slit his throat, I just tied him up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if he suffocates he'll suffer more, and then he'll die, too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to vote for Trump now?
[car tires squeal][CRASH]
..[brief silence]..[LOUD splash]
oh lawd here comes the bernie verse
>>71398395
Well I think you won today.
>>71396670
>>71397755
>>71398395
9001/10
congrats friend, you just won all the internets for tonight, I can rest in peace
good night, thanks for the keks
Solid fucking gold thread. Well done OP.
My campaigns cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The bull's semen clouds up my vision and I can't see at all
And even if the states can't all be bern, but your face is on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
>>71396670
lost it
Lmao good quality thread
Another bump because I gotta hear the last verse.
>>71396670
Dear cuck, I meant to beat Clinton sooner but I've just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call her daughter that
and here's an autograph for your wife's son,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't win at your caucus, I musta missed it
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to go to /pol/, too?
I hope you were just clowning dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues cuck, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from turning to a non-cuck when you get down some
And what's this shit about me fucking your girlfriend?
I'd want my wife fucked more, I thought you would know this
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to phonebank better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope you donate again to me in time
before you vote for Trump, I think that you'll be doing just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but cuck
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want to beat Clinton
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend's boyfriend in the trunk, and his girlfriend was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a message, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
Damn
>>71396670
Beautiful. This needs to end up on r/sandersforpresident.
Bernie verse incoming
Pretty shit desu
>>71396670
Lolllllllll
>>71398954
Beautiful
Include me in the screencap!
>>71396670
11/10
>>71396670
> This is cuck
Was a good ride, good shit.
>>71396670
>My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a step father
>>71398954
>>71398395
>>71397755
>>71396769
>>71396670
This. This is why I browse /pol/
This goes into kek library http://imgur.com/a/Dzelu
>>71399730
fucking Romania, really?
how many internet points will you get for that?
>>71396670
>>71396670
>>71397755
I don't get what songs these are supposed to be. Would've been nice if it had some parody title.
>>71396670
Saved. Bern fags btfo x5000
>>71399730
>didn't include the hook
S.m.h
>>71399974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY
you're about 16, 17?
>>71399974
Eminem- Stan
Are you 6?
>>71399730
>he forgot the hook
>>71400024
I ignored Eminem because his music is shit.
>>71400109
Na man. It's one of those songs you just hear because your alive.
Everyone immediately caught on. Sorry bro. U 14 now.
>>71396670
>>71396769
>>71397755
>>71398395
>>71398954
>My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a step father
>>71400197
music video forsure
>>71400149
I heard it, doesn't mean I remember it when I don't pay attention to him for years.
>>71396670
>>71396769
>>71397755
>>71398395
>>71398954
Contributing to history
This just made my day.
Thank you op.
Now let's spread it
like bernies wifes asscheeks on reddit
>>71397755
>I always get cucked by Tyrone's weiner
>>71397755
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4fggik/eminem_officially_endorses_bernie_sanders_for/
Let me be your Dido OP
My wife's gone cold I'm wondering why I prepped that bull at all
Tyrone walks by my cukshed's window and I can see it all
And even if I couldn't i would be gay, but his son's picture on my wall
It reminds me, Trump is not so bad, is not so bad.
>>71400256
ayyyy socialism lamo
>>71400109
so did I, but I still heard that song fucking everywhere.
>>71400441
>StanTheCuck
>>71400450
10/10
Posting in le epic thread XD
Lets get this to the top of r/all guis :3
Screencap this post with the thread pls
>>71400441
>[removed]
That was quick.
Meh the OP post was really funny, but you could have spared us the other 3.
>>71400441
Remember when he endorsed Kerry? XD
>>71400450
>his sons pictures on my wall
Perfect
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Bernbieboys are mad
>>71396769
>>71400450
Which one is better? Going to do a better screencap than fucking Romania
>>71400756
oh i didn't see that someone already one.
Well truth be told mine is far better
>>71400450
so who's gonna vocaroo this? i'm ill atm so I sound awful
>>71400756
OP's is best
OP IS BEST
>>71397755
where is that anon singer when we need it
ok so anyone put it on le reddit yet ?
And i am sorry i can't sing for shit
>>71401177
I put it on r/the_donald
No reference to pol figured we'd like ot better that way
I dont get it. Maybe because I dont listen to dem nigguh beatz
I can't believe I have witnessed this
Thank you OP
>>71401309
many thanks
we need to get people from /mu/ over to make this happen for real
>>71401232
fuck off new zealand its eminem
>>71396670
I can't wait for sanders to lose NY, so Bernie core becomes a thing
work computers suck this is the best i could do
http://imgur.com/bp4Oc5F
>>71398954
>not "here's an autograph for your wife's son, I wrote it on this MAGA hate"
never had so much trouble reading lines
sorry guys, I tried.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BgDUX9h14O
>>71403736
someone do it better than this britcuck
>>71403736
Sevearly under rated thread
I just got home from work a bit ago and this thread seriously made my entire day.
Holy shit OP 11/10
Good job OP.
Though that music video gets to me everytime
legendary thread
My wife's son likes approves this.
t. cuck
posting in ebin bread
