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*URGENT: ALL WV FAGS GET REGISTERED ASAP, DEADLINE IS IMMINENT*
*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers:
>If you're in the 9th Congressional District in PA, vote Knotts, Lamantia, and Taylor.
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NfzyoWfwqjrYbc5Xqb9lyerxztNxLuZDzwPBarYZJFA/edit#gid=0
>Find your congressional district here [UPDATED]
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 755/Dildo Destroyer: 521/One State Wonder: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Poughkeepsie, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXn9qloI0mI
>Rally Staten Island, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8leYeoNvddE
>Rally Watertown, NY 4/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fghvYB2Lt7I

INTERVIEWS
>Trump Staten Island PC 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv5hrr6asJg
>Trump Family CNN, HD 4/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWCJ15bAJ9E

ENTERTAINMENT
>Ben Shapiro BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfyv49r7UVA
>Colorado REVOLTS against GOP Election Fraud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQDgyZ96reQ
>YCSTT Vol. 23 TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6bPNB-QcA
>Rato Talks about Hardcore Porn w/ his Kids in the Audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML6lpDP8c20

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://rsbnmusic.bandcamp.com/album/right-side-soundtrack-vol-1

TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiayoqypQwg
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WE THE PEOPLE SUPPORT TRUMP
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
AWOO~
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FUCK AWOOS
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Time to get /comfy/!
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fresh bread is best bread.
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MAGA NIGGERS
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Get hyped ready for New York

>Inb4 60+%

MAGA
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MAGA
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tfw at the rally
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Where is the stream link?
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>>71359490

Lambright is voting Trump. Voting for tump to die!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX142iXUvgM
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Thank you anon for making this for me
Even though I'm not really that fond of Awoos
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>voting for a liberal
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Is there any reason for a bingbong like me to stay up? It's pretty locked in right?
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>>71359520

Threadly reminder to report this spambot which uses a script to post first, exactly 1 time per thread, every single thread for months.
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Daily reminder to ignore all divide & conquer shills. We MAGA here.
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>>71359616
7.Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
Unlucky kid
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I think I'm a row too high for the cameras t b h l a d s
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Reposting for based kristy kreme
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>>71359677
>tfw listening to 90s electronic music.
it all syncs up so nicely.
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>>71359782
Hold up a sign that says ITS HAPPENING.
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>>71359743
Smells like BS to me honestly.
I've beaten them to the punch multiple times, hell sometimes I've waited just so they would get the first post to trigger guys like you. :^)
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0guoNtJrgtQ
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>>71359706

STFU you nigger and go suck dick.
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>>71359782
Red hat and white shirt, was it?
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>>71359830
>report all anime
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>>71359677
Kek
The original was pretty good as well
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>>71359490

Love Trump. Godspeed Ameribro's.

Since we in Europe copy everything in America, Trump will also be good for us.

USA should lower NATO spending so we won't be weak faggots anymore
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>>71359782

Should be good, you fat as fuck?
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>>71359782
Come to section 103, there's front row seats
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>>71359865
Kill yourself
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>>71359788
>tfw based Kristy Kreme is going to be a delegate

He might need to blow Rubio out once again.

http://nominatemarco.com/
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>>71359891
When will they learn anime isn't going anywhere?
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>>71359963
No idea
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>>71359865
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Does anyone have that Praise Kek pic?
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>>71359693
WHWRE ARE YOU LAD
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>>71360053
No, they won't. We've been over this for weeks.
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Explain how Ted Cruz will lose in November. There is no empirical evidence of this.
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REMINDER FOR CALIFORNIA

> You must register as a Republican to vote in the GOP primary. GOP DOES NOT PARTICIPATE IN THE OPEN PRIMARY!

> You have until May 20th to get your registration in the mail if you want it to be postmarked in time to be eligible to vote on June 7th.

> You can register online in 2 minutes:

http://registertovote.ca.gov/

> You can check your current registration to confirm it's all correct online as well:

http://www.sos.ca.gov/elections/registration-status/

Make sure you're registered!
Make sure your address and party affiliation are correct!
Make sure you know your polling place!

> http://registertovote.ca.gov/

MAKE CALIFORNIA GREAT AGAIN!
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>>71359963
When they've been here longer than a month.

You can pick the newfags/redditors because all they do is complain about shit like that rather than just ignoring it.
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>>71359907
Lanklet
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>>71360111
Trump supporters won't vote for him.
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>>71360125
pretty much yeah. Like muslims trying to change the culture they're immigrating to.
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>>71360089
>we
nah your input is meaningless
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>>71359693
>>71360039
:^ooooo
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shots fired, i repeat shots fired
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>>71360111
he'd have to get to november to lose in november, lad
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>>71360089
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>>71360158
The same will become of Trump. Remember #NeverTrump?
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>>71360135
Why the fuck do you look so pouty?
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>>71359963
Exactly, you can't even escape it on /s/ or /gif/
Every board is anime here
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>>71360182
The collective we. You have no chance of changing it.
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>>71359782
there's a rally tonight WHAT?
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>>71359897
This will happen if and only if Trump gets elected.
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>>71360135
u need that facial scrub m8.
get rid of the acne, cut the hair and you're all set for pussy.
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>>71360039
section 103

just had some yuge fan sit next to me but there's two open seats
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>>71360203
Cruz supporters are establisment cucks who will fall in line and vote for whoever the nominee is.
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>>71360202
Some are cool others are cunts like the ones that never delete MalayFag's posts
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>>71360191
>Cruz voted against 9/11 help

How does he even respond to that?
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>tfw no Jeb
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>>71359865
TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING!! YOU ALL DUMB FUCKS VOTING FOR A XENOPHOBE. VOTE FOR CRUZ, A REAL CONSERVATIVE.
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>>71360191

WAITED UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE TO PREVENT HIM FROM CARRYING OUT DAMAGE CONTROL.

GET FUCKED RATO.
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>>71359490
Always a rally when I have class.
FML
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>>71360282
nypds finest on point
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>>71360317
yeah, his shit gets old really fast.
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Lyin’ Ted Cruz even voted against Superstorm Sandy aid and September 11th help. So many New Yorkers devastated. Cruz hates New York!
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>>71360325
With lies.
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>>71360221
Because I have an autists smile
And autism in general
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>>71360352
no
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>>71360191
What the hell is wrong with Rato?
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>>71360191
Rato literally BTFO! How will he recover?
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>>71360259

Make it happen
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>>71360325
"Donald, you're a sniveling coward for using a mistake I made against me in a political race"

Probably something like that and the media will cheer him on
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>>71360325

Trump should have hit him with that months ago holy shit
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>>71360191
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>>71360292
Then how will Trump win?
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POO IN LOO OP?!?!

>>POO IN LOO OP?!?!

POO IN LOO OP?!?!

>>POO IN LOO OP?!?!

POO IN LOO OP?!?!

>>POO IN LOO OP?!?!
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>>71360317
I just wish we could know what's going on behind the scenes. Sometimes they show up & are on point. Other times make me think they're literally just fucking with us.

Like leaving the vietnam homo out spamming his pixiv folder for like 20 threads but deleting other posts.
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>>71360191
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>71360325
"Stop whining, Donald."
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>>71360325

He'll make up a retarded excuse, but NY won't buy it.
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>>71360408
SMILE ANYWAY YOU NIGGER YOU'RE GONNA SEE GOD EMPEROR IN PERSON AND PROBABLY DO THE PLEDGE + CHANTS
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>>71360515
calm down austria, we're teaching him the western ways of toilets.
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>>71360282

Nice purse anon.
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>>71360452
No brother, this is perfect timing.
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>>71360529

Yeah the blatant spam fucker should have been banned immediately. They're all fucking retarded
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>>71360515

NEWFRIEND?!?!

>NEWFRIEND?!?!

NEWFRIEND?!?!

>NEWFRIEND?!?!
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>>71360515
Rather a Poo than a Leaf
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>>71359490
MAGA
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>>71360529
Exactly
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>>71360191
That's a confirmed hit. Repeat, confirmed hit.
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>>71360117
Anyone with knowledge pls help

So I'm registered republican in CA. My voter registration card has my new address, but drivers license/vehicle registration have old address. I've updated this info on the DMV website but my physical DL/vehicle registration still have old info.

Am I fucked?
Should I register to vote by mail to bypass?
Do they count mail votes?

I contacted the county elections office but they did not respond.
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CRITICAL PSA FOR WV MAGAS

GO TO:
http://apps.sos.wv.gov/elections/candidate-search/

CTRL+F "12 STONY POINT "

This is where the convention delegate list appears. You will be voting for convention delegates. You must vote for TRUMP delegates IN ADDITION to voting for Trump at the top of the ballot. THE TOP OF BALLOT SIMPLE VOTE IS A MEANINGLESS DECOY THAT COUNTS FOR NOTHING.

NOW PAY ATTENTION YOU NEET FORMER COAL MINING FUCKS

The list of convention delegates is in alphabetical order FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF FUCKING YOU UP AND PREVENTING TRUMP FROM GETTING DELEGATES. They know you are going to just pick the first 22 names for Trump.

Here's a simplified explanation:

http://wvmetronews.com/2016/04/11/think-you-are-voting-for-president-in-the-wv-gop-primary-think-again/

Now here are the important details:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/trump-likely-to-win-west-virginia-but-lose-delegates-222036

PAY ATTENTION:

"Voters wishing to select a full slate of Trump delegates can choose up to 22 of them -- though if they inadvertently select 23 or more, all of their choices are thrown out. They must also be aware of a new rule to prohibit more than two delegates from residing in a single county -- and seven from a single Congressional district -- a stipulation that isn’t mentioned on the ballot.

Yet nine of the first 22 names on Trump’s list are from populous Kanawha County, where Charleston, the state capital, is located. And if Trump voters pick them all, seven would be automatically disqualified and replaced by delegates who fit the criteria."

Go to the sample ballot for your zip plus four here:

http://apps.sos.wv.gov/elections/candidate-search/

And figure out your Trump names NO MORE THAN TWO (2) PER COUNTY AND NO MORE THAN SEVEN (7) PER DISTRICT. When someone who actually knows fuck-all about WV figures out a definitive compliant list of delegate names, FOR FUCK SAKE POST IT IN TRUMPGEN.

We're counting on you, WV.
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>>71360639
This could have hurt him in every state not just NY
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>>71360543

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460155463471.webm
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Fucking spics, at least I get to practice spanish
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>>71360715
They count mail votes if they are received by the end of May I think.
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>>71360191
SHOTS?

That's a fucking barrage of atomic warheads he just fired at Cruz.
This 9/11 aid vote might actually crush his campaign.
9/11 is still a very sore spot for americans, and this is definitely going to work against him if Trump repeats it enough.
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>>71360451
>Cruz sets the record straight
>Senator Ted Cruz is setting the record straight after Donald Trump send out a negative tweet bringing to light the fact that Cruz didn't want to help the 9-11 survivors
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IT'S FUCKING OVER
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>>71360715

Get an updated licence from the DMV. Your election is in July.
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>>71360793
nice
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>>71360878
KEEP
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>>71360842
Repeat the fuck outta it! Cruz is basically done
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>tfw we bullied malyasia fag so hard he probably killed himself
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>>71360878

K, Keep M- OH FUCK
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>>71360878
RIP CRUZ
YOU'RE DONE
THE MADMAN COMMANDS IT


>>71360936
ME
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>>71360936
ME
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>>71360793
Oh and for any wondering, the guy is saying Trump's hair resembles corn and is racist.
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>>71360352
>Don't vote for a xenophobe
>Vote for Cruz

Pick one
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>>71360773
why the donald does not make a good ad of this?
u have to do nothing, only play it at 7am and 11pm on tv and the guy is dead
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>>71360963
no, he still comes in with a vietnam proxy. At least I think it's him.
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>>71360985
>>71361022
POST-IT
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where da rally links
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>>71361043
I wondered that too before.
He got pretty pissed off, than suddenly surprise, shit posting 'vietnam' arrived.
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>>71360878

Looks like Cruz's fate just got posted.
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>>71361040
There might be young children watching.
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>>71361104
looks like Rafaela ate too much cheese
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>>71360352
No thanks. I'm not a conservative.
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>>71361125
I think he slipped a few times and switched to his home flag mid-conversation IIRC
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>>71361104
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>>71361104
Holy shit
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>>71361040
Good idea
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>>71361125
Also Chyna
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB1xi8Wg6vE
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>>71361184
delete this cuck
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>>71361104
5 men tesTED...

Ratface had 5 mistresses...

Coincidence?!
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>>71360793
It would be "Mi español no es bueno, pero tengo que preguntar. ¿Como es Trump un racista?"
Not bad, I've seen worse 6/10
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>>71360878
OH SHIT IT'S OVER BOYS
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>>71361104
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>>71359716
You're welcome MAGA
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>>71361241
make me
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>>71361104
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>>71361072
>RSBN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S_PM9xH-Kc
>News Universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asKJOjKDxoo
>Live Broadcasting 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScOw0RGp1io

Rally begins in 49 Bings
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>>71361104

Oh shit.
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>>71361249
Thanks Spaniard, I barely paid any attention in spanish.
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Protect Trump at all costs.

Don't let him get assassinated.

Question everyone suspicious at the rallies.
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>>71361104
kekekekek
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>Shillary will be in Philly tomorrow
>Cruz will be in Philly on Wednesday

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71360878
CRUZ ON SUICIDE WATCH
HOW WILL HE EVEN DEAL
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http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865652465/Another-poll-shows-Sanders-would-beat-Trump-in-Utah.html?pg=all

Fuck it. Utah is offically cucked. Sanders would flip Utah blue

Sanders 49
Trump 37
Undecided 17

That's it. Get rid of the Mormons.
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>>71361395
Buy a carcano and go hide in the grassy knoll.
Its a fool proof plan anon.
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>>71361448
>implying Sanders is going to get the nomination
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>>71361448
Do they even have internet there? Once they get to know him and his communist views he's done.
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>>71361380
p far away but I'll do what I can sempai
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>>71360715

California does not require you to show ID to vote. You just tell them your name and they find it on the list.

I always vote by mail specifically to prevent someone from taking my vote. It's also much harder to forget if you have 3 weeks to fill it out.

However, vote by mail may be more susceptible to fraud. Or it's reverse psychology. I don't know.

Keep calling your county election office and ask, you have a right as a citizen to know what you need to do. The League of Women Voters always has a fair amount of info, they help illegals, they should help you too. You can also check with the DMV that your address has been updated in their system online, if you've registered with them.

You can also call 1-800-345-VOTE and ask. It's a hotline for voting help by the California Secretary of State.
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>>71360325
It's somewhat legit. He said that the 9/11 relief was bundled in with some other bill that "funded obama care and obama's budget [insert other liberal policy here..].
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>>71361547
Kek. Do something to this effect and kill the demons.
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>>71361387
my sides
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>>71361547
Kek wills it
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>>71361104
the resemblance is scary.
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>>71361448
That's probably been caused more by the anti-Trump movement than by anyone there actually liking Sanders.
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>>71361448
That's a load of bullshit, I don't get how anyone but retarded college kids would vote for Bernie.
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Truly our greatest ally!
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>>71360760
Yeah but New York and the Northeast is the most emotionally attached to this. If he said it in Wisconsin it wouldn't have the same effect and wouldn't be as powerful. They'd laugh it off as a smear tactic or say it's not conservative to send govt aid. Also has more power now that he's physically in New York and the Sandy part will resonate in New Jersey. It's genius timing.
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>>71361763
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>>71361248
Shit, you're right.
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>>71360352
>XENOPHOBE
what is this and why is it bad?
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The Onion with the bants.
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>>71361104
>>71361763
Mother of god
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>>71361895
fear of foreigners
it's not bad
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>>71361903
I love the Onion
Never really let their political views intrude on their content
Poke fun at everyone
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>>71361948
is this a fish animorph
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>>71361903
Kasich is becoming Jeb 2.0. Just not as autistic.
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>>71361972
That was before a Hillary backer bought them.
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>>71361948
what the heck is this
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>>71361972

Have you been paying attention? Ever since they got bought by Univision it's been nothing but attacks on GOP candidates, mostly Trump. They've fired over half their writers and started pushing sponsored content, literal marketing press releases on their front page.

The Onion is dead. It's just Univision going all Albert Fish and wearing its skin like a coat.
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>>71359865
I want to die now
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>>71362066
Some nigger got acid poured on him and that's the aftermath.
It happens quite frequently in Africa.
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>>71362066
Looks like a lizard man from Demon's Souls.
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>>71362047
They still get their digs in. Their thing with Hillary is that she's a complete phony
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>>71362066
coming to a mosque near you
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>>71362124
>>71362047

Are you serious?
I don't use kikebook and jewitter that often so I didn't know about this
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what is objectively the best anime girl wearing a donald trump hat?
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>>71360191
I love that he dropped the values part and is just saying "Ted Cruz hates you"" Truly the king of shitposting.
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>>71359726

the vote is tomorrow m80w80
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>>71362185
Also Trump.
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>>71360419
>shall not be infringed
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>>71362124
Didn't know that, I just stopped reading because at some point the content was just terrible, like they weren't even trying anymore.
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>>71361972
The one with Jeb promising the GOP their delegates was pretty funny, or the one where he is fading away.

>>71362047
http://www.theonion.com/article/hillary-clinton-clearly-tailoring-debate-answers-u-52747
You clearly haven't followed them after it happen then. They poke fun at her just as much. I don't like her, but they're fair against everyone.
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>>71360878
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>>71362183

You don't need to go on social media to follow business and media ownership news.

You have to, you know, read the news.
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>>71361895
its not a fear if its based off of general observations
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>tfw Trump bans anime because its not made in the US
I-I'm going on cruz control
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Ivanka/Taylor 2024??
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>>71359726
are you the one making these aesthetic?
I like your color choices m8.
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>>71362377
Its a fear. Just not an irrational fear.
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>>71362368
Didn't know Onion had that much of an impact tbqh
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>>71362153
plague baby?
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>>71362044
>Just not as autistic.
I don't know. Jeb was awkward as fuck, but Kasich might actually be more autistic.
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>>71361903
http://www.theonion.com/video/brutal-anti-cruz-attack-ad-just-30-seconds-candida-52562
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>>71359490
made this for you senpai
>please ignore the shitty coloring
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>>71362439
Taylor Swift is beautiful but too young to be VP
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>>71360191
Yep

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460421977238.webm
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>>71362418
>not wanting uncensored english hentai
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>>71362516
OH GOLLY GEE WHY DO YOU SAY THAT, FRIEND?
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MAGA
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>>71362418
>japan has to pay an anime tariff
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>>71362516
No way in hell. Kasich is just kind of a clueless dipshit. Jeb was full blown autist.
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>>71362418
>2016
>Not wanting anime to be made in the USA
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>>71361448
>Implying Mormons don't practice a divinely inspired form of socialism

Missouri was right, we should've followed through with the Extermination Order.
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>>71362643
Kasich is even more autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_pIrNvog0o
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How long do absentee ballots take to process? I mailed mine like 2 weeks ago and the online voter lookup says the ballot's status is still "Ballot Available Online."

Maryland, btw.
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>>71362599

Golly gee whiz, they just drive me places and have me get out and talk...
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seats are filling FAST
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>>71362666
It's Canadian but still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6Fo6wPoPs
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>>71362711
Nah. He's just delusional and generally clueless. Jeb was "build a fort and play with action figures" autist.
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>>71361448
The Mormons might vote for Sanders, but they will never support Hillary
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>>71362711


>I GOT NO ATTENTION MAN
I GOT NO ATTENTION MAN
>I GOT NO ATTENTION MAN
I GOT NO ATTENTION MAN
>I GOT NO ATTENTION MAN
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GOLLY GOSH GEE WILLIKERS SON OF A GUN AW JEEZ THIS IS JUST NUTS MAN OH MAN OH RASPBERRIES
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>>71360191
Anybody voting for Cruz after this is a fucking self hating cuck.
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>CNN literally airing ads for catheters
America is so bizarre
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>>71362666
>wanting Hollywood to get its hands on anime
No.
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>>71362814
Yep. I guess it doesn't really matter. The mormons should still be gassed.
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>>71362814
That's not what the pundits say. But they're cucks anyway
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>>71362643
I'm a Finn, I think I know a thing or two about autism.
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>tfw no sleep last night and little energy left to make it through the rally
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>>71362418
Japan is going to fall into the sea and they are going to move here to support their companies.
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>http://abcnews.go.com/Live?stream=3

LIVE NOW
>LIVE NOW
LIVE NOW
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>>71362872
If they wanted it they'd already have it.
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>>71362863
Television audiences skew heavily to the old, especially Republican politics.
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>>71362891
>The mormons should still be gassed.

NO

THE PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED

THE PRIESTHOOD IS RISING

GLENN BECK SAYS SO

https://youtu.be/1GjkVWQ2Oik
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>>71360352
Fuck Conservatives
I'm voting for the real 'Murrican
Not Ted Canadian Bacon Cruz
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>>71362863
Old people have to piss too, I guess.
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>>71362984
That is one unsettling picture.
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>>71362925
Is autism a thing in Finland or some shit?
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Donald Trump is a racist. He will lead America down a dark and scary path. Most Americans know this and will not allow him to be the nomination.
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>>71362590
God damn fucking RAGE

KILL HIM
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You're up tomorrow NY. Don't let us down and beat the 50% threshold. MAGA.
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>>71362804
Jeb was truly something special. The turtles thing I thought was a joke at first, but was shocked when I found out it was true.

>>71362872
Aren't they making some anime films? Saw people were upset cause they didn't cast an asian as the main character.
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>>71363059
Finns invented Spurdo and Linux.
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>>71362453
thanks senpai, yeah. I have too much time on my hand but I've been doing them to get better at photoshop, somthing im lacking in atm
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>>71363080
CLARIFICATION: kill Beck I mean, not Cruz

I don't need a fucking visit from the Secret Service

I MEAN BECK
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>>71363070
Explain
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LARGEST IDOOR RALLY
BUFFALO WAS JUST DECLARED LARGEST INDOOR RALLY
MAGA LADS
QTS EVERYWHERE
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>>71363070
>He will lead America down a dark and scary path
We're already on a dark and scary path, you stupid shill.
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>>71363070
Go away Ted, you lost
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>>71360111
he'll draw zero support from independents
he'll get zero democrats to cross over
he's literally married to goldman sachs
he's been endorsed by only losers within the republican establishment
he's endorsed by a pastor who advocates killing gay people, does not disavow
he's creepy as fuck
he's a philandering cheater

this is what you call controlled opposition. bible thumper that merely panders to the base of the party that doesn't even matter anymore (muh abortion and gay marriage)
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>>71363070
>Donald Trump is a racist.

>He will lead America down a dark and scary path.

Just ignore him folks. He's got a weak voice. So weak. Very sad.
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>>71363103
That's a live action version of Ghost in the Shell. Real Asians don't have enough titties to play Motoko.
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>>71362183
Was a sad day. Basically an arm of the Hillary campaign now.
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>>71363070
>Donald Trump is a racist.
where can i vote for this man
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>>71362984
I think he's going complete delusional.
He's saying that Trump is a Hillary plant and acting like Cruz is the second coming.
Hopefully, he'll be institutionalized if Trump wins.
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>>71363103
>Jeb was truly something special.

I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't a neocon.

>>71363108
>Finns invented Spurdo

Oh yeah. I forgot about that.
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>>71363166
I love qt Trumpettes.
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>>71362666
>2540-524
>Not watching anime made in the USA
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>>71363166
>QTS EVERYWHERE
Post them.
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>>71363059
I think we invented autism.
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>>71359490
>met someone irl who calls trump daddy
You fags need to kill yourselves
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>>71363236
>Hopefully, he'll be institutionalized if Trump wins.

Hopefully he just kills himself and doesn't waste the money on treatment.
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>>71362829
kek that was the best part
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>>71363210
>Real Asians don't have enough titties to play Motoko.
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