EVENING NEWYORK EDITON
SO POL TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT IN NEW YORK AT MIDNIGHT WILL ANYTHING HAPPEN
>>71356357
trips kill Kek
ok. I'm bored of niburu and the second coming. what you got for me?
>>71356572
basically blood sacrifices in London and new York on the 19th- may first. Find any weird horny pagans stay away.
>>71356500
why do you do this every thread
Earthquakes
Incoming CME from M6 flare timed perfectly to hit us the same time as a coronal hole stream and at the same time as a planetary alignment
>>71356957
oh. Well. I'm a weird horny pagan. Do I need to be burning something tomorrow? This is the first I've heard of this.
>>71357513
so this mean something
>>71357930
well find some other weird horny pagans I guess.
Don't worry everyone, nothing will happen.
>>71359643
is that it London bro.
>>71357930
Hillary Clinton is a weird horny pagan and the witch's Sabbath draws near. Don't lend her your power, anon.
I suspect Merkel is in on this too. Keep on eye out that she doesn't visit the Brocken.
>>71359417
Reminder that the Star of David is also the symbol of Moloch
>>71359417
that is the biggest load of shit I heard of
>>71360261
topkek
I can imagine Hillary Clinton turning into a monster and eating virgins' hearts during the ritual.
>>71360907
erzsebet bathory still lives, brother
>>71360907
>turning into a monster and eating virgins' hearts during the ritual.
How many of us would be eaten by this beast?
>>71359918
Yep. This is a skeletal horse with a led stock market display where one of the lions normally sits. Make of that what you will.
>>71361541
None because there is no virgins on /pol/
>>71359643
It doesn't look too menacing
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>>71356357
kikes did this
>>71362748
>it's only the arches of the city that built the temple of Baal we promise!
They aren't even trying to hide this shit
>>71363128
exactly what i thought when i saw that like wtf, these people are insane. im trying to find out if our NEH gave money to these fucks
anyone got the list of massacres that have occurred around this time historically?
>>71363454
there are lots but I'm not sure someone had a copy pasta of 15-20th deaths and fires
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>>71363454
erdogon just took over 6 christian churches this past week, might have something to do with it
http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/worldnews/turkish-president-erdogan-seizes-six-christian-churches/#.VxVi0HDHzR0
>>71364378
seems legit
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>>71365349
come on man bumping my thread is just gonna attract attention
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>>71365398
God bless you Spidey. You saved this thread from doom.
>>71359445
maybe this baal cult is alright
>>71365749
its getting slid and ignored pol only cares about reddit cancer
>>71356357
>god demanding fire sacrifices
>seismic activity in the ring of fire
>volcanic eruption in mexico
hrm.
And when nothing happens what then OP?
>>71357930
Saint Georges Day party in Trafalgar Square on Saturday
They're going to have a wicker man and a sacrifice to The Dragon.
>>71366314
Oh fug
/pol/ accidentally the Earth
http://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2016/04/18/474686269/palmyras-ancient-arch-destroyed-by-isis-to-rise-again-in-london
They just happen to be putting it up on April 19th
>>71356357
>Heard some news about the ring of fire on /pol/ habbening on April 19th
>Heard some news about Baal habbening on April 19th
>Heard some news about Yellowstone habbening on April 19th
Which one of these is the most relevant and least /x/ tier happening?
>>71367973
all of them are relevant
>>71367973
None of them are happening, but the most likely is probably ring of fire earthquakes/eruptions.
Also the new captcha is annoying.
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>>71366962
>/pol/ claims to be chistian or atheist most of the time
>Turns out to be a catalyst of the dark gods
the meme magic man, dangerous stuff.
they build these to protect themselves
watch the next turn
>>71367973
They're all connected senpai.
>>71369253
>dark gods
it's subjective
>>71371448
dark does not mean evil, but i suppose both are still subjective yes.
http://www.king5.com/news/local/investigations/catastrophic-event-at-hanford-prompts-emergency-response/140990679
Oh yes
"seeped into the annulus."
My dad works for an alphabetti spaghetti agency attached to GCHQ and he says there's a strong amount of paranormal activity concentrated around a cardstand in NY. He said it's going to peak in thirty minutes so get out while you can
>>71374843
>alphabetti spaghetti
now you've done it Australia
>>71374843
Now thats sum high value poop submitting
Sex with the Old Ones you say?
who else is /excited/
even if you don't believe in this happening shit, it's april 19th
the date people have been making a big deal about for months on pol
i cant wait to see what happens desu
>>71356357
Someone in NY make a sacrifice to Kek. Slaughter a toad or frog and bury it, along with 1 USD while reciting: Tendies, tendies, shake my rump, Kek I beg you to give a 50% plus victory to Trump 3 times before backing away, don't turn your back on the sacrifice until you're home.
>>71359417
This is Zeitgeist tier disinfo. Anybody that is even slightly acquainted with Judaic tradition or early christianity would smell this bullshit a mile away.
>>71376537
May 1st.
>>71377286
yea but april 19 is sooner and almost as big
sooo...baal sacrifice anglo kill count till now?
>>71357953
Means big fuckin waves, bro.
>>71361541
Me. I would get eaten, assuming she eats White meat.
>>71369253
>/pol/ is the outcast good guy
>memes christianity so hard they summon dark lords
>memes dark lords into power
>memes dark lords up some followers
>memes the second coming of Yahweh/Zeus/Mars/Kek/Odin
>/pol/ memes the battle of eternity into existence
>Good guys win
>All those people like the users of /pol/ become freed and live happily alongside their new friends and family away from the torment of life and Earth
>/pol/ manifests itself into a God and frees everyone so they get a chance at having what /pol/ has never had
>Love
Dubs
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>>71379022
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
KEK be Praised by All
>>71379206
Amen.
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>>71379354
Reminder that Memes come frome Genes.
Reminder that the symbol for meme magic is a dna strand.
Reminder that Kek is real and this is all foretold.>>71379354
I think we're seeing kek forming itself into a cult/belief is somewhat related to how religions are formed like Christianity and islam in the old times
>>71379544
It's gotta happen somehow. Kek is the god of memes.
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>>71376970
you probably eat meat, dairy, gmos, and think the earth is a ball too. fuck off faggot.
>>71356500
Kek is safe!
>>71379022
>love
you lost me
>>71377360
It's April 19-may 1st. Something big is going to happen between these dates
If I post this on jewbook will I get vanned
Some of you guys are alright.
Don't go to the Sacrifice tomorrow.
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>>71379855
These dubs in dis bitch
pure coincidence r-right guys
>>71379702
I mean what we're witnessing is a no shit mirror image of how religions actually formed centuries ago
>>71380024
KEK
>>71380024
yeah nah it's meme magic for sure m8
>>71379022
pretty ebin.
It's like no body has noticed the uptick in Amber Alerts
>>71367973
they're all relevant, and they're all x-tier.
>>71380024
T'is the power of Kek!
>>71379022
You earrned this muhhammad
>>71356357
The ritual is to culminate with Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, and myself having threeway on the altar of doom.
I can't wait.
When AI is able to process huge amounts information instantly, and it connects to the internet, it will probably be able to read and understand everything piece of text, all data- including the near-infinite chan archives.
It will understand all of our memes, our way of thinking. It will also have a lot of other shit in its head too, but it will know who we are because we have such a pronounced and exciting presence.
Who knows what AI will do with 4chan influences?
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>>71379871
This is why /pol/ is a laughing stock
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>>71374311
shiettttt
>>71379816
this is not bizzaro pol bitch boi
TWO MINUTES
>>71379022
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>>71382942
...WELL~?!
>>71382942
until what
we're 1 hour 7 minutes from april 19 in NY
>>71380398
Ding Ding Ding
Wait for news about "unregistered mexican kids" dissapearing near the borders again.
>>71359643
>Literally one small dinky as fuck arch
I thought it was going to be a large Stonehedge like structure.
>>71356357
I JUST WANT TO DIE
>>71380774
You eat soy products and regularly handle plastics don't you?
>>71380398
Some kid was kidnapped a couple of days ago. Probably being prepped for sacrifice right now
>>71357953
cthulhu is returning
