DAWN OF THE BEGINNING
APRIL HELL WEEK 2016
***IMPORTANT VIDEO***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwm18bB7ftU
>Japan with a 7.1+
>Ecuador with a 7.8
>Tonga
>Many more places including Nevada, Oklahoma, Indonesia, Greece, Turkey, Greenland
>Japan Activity still high, possible Major quake could happen
>Activity along the Ring of fire through the roof
>over 700 this week (including Mini Quakes in Oklahoma, Nevada, California, etc)
>More to Come within the next 48 hours
>Solar Activity Ramping up
Livestream 1 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
Livestream 2 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-6gJayJ7M
chat : https://instasync.com/r/happeningroom
>Happening Maps:
http://www.jma.go.jp/en/quake/
http://earthquakes.volcanodiscovery.com/
http://www.kmoni.bosai.go.jp/new/
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
https://www.windyty.com/?gust,39.235,138.940,4
http://www.japanquakemap.com/
http://ptwc.weather.gov/?region=1
http://earthquaketrack.com/recent
>California Watch:
http://projects.eri.ucsb.edu/scec/webquakes
http://abc7.com/live/23343/
>>71280042
FIRST FOR DEATH TO COMMIEFORNIA
>>71280042
Who here remembers that April always brings the best happenings
This week is Hell week just a reminder
We're all going to die!
>tfw the asteroids start hitting Earth Tuesday
>>71280042
Jewpiter trying to cuck the earth
fucking platemixxing propaganda
>>71280042
How fucked am I?
Aftershocks in Kumamoto and Oita now over 500, a record-setting speed for this many.
>>71280405
most likely fucked
Earthquakes happen all the time. This is no different
>>71280161
I second death to CA
>>71280847
At least I will die together with my weeaboo space cowboys in Japan.
>>71280405
Why are you not fleeing?
Don't these earthquakes release tension and reduce the likelihood of a superquake?
Wouldn't a real happening quake take us by complete surprise?
>>71280042
REMOVE THE PLANETARY ALIGNMENT SHIT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
planets are to far from each other they cant effect earth and cause earthquakes.
only the sun and the moon are close and big enough to effect it.
on the other hand the solar wind CAN effect earth and cause earthquakes because of the earth magnitude
>A SOLAR WIND STREAM IS COMING: Geomagnetic activity should remain low throughout the weekend. Conditions could shift to an active state on Monday, April 18th, when Earth enters a stream of high-speed solar wind. The solar wind is flowing out of a coronal hole on the sun
http://www.spaceweather.com/
Guys... Earth waking up near yellowstone.... in montana
>>71280846
Foreshocks, anon.
>>71281155
I can't just go to another country, I have shit to do here.
>>71281309
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE WAKE UP
>>71281309
>>71281309
Yeah stream just confirmed a quakes in lower montana on the border
FUCKING
HELL
E
L
L
WEEK
E
E
K
IS BACK BABY
>>71280287
>>71280162
How simple can you faggots be? Once a large enough swath of people get wise to Ba'al worship, or whatever the elites are calling bloodletting these days, they move on to another day, or week, of the year. Stop fucking talking about it so it can just happen.
>>71281374
Source me Finn
>>71281418
Do you get shelters in schools and other public buildings after a disaster in Ecuador? Do they have separate shelters for people with pets?
>>71281598
We mongols can sense these things
>>71281374
Do you be depressed that there has never been a Finnish astronaut or cosmonaut?
It make me sad.
>>71281758
Not typhoons though, eh?
Are you guys gonna have a thread open at all times now until yellow stone erupts?
That might be tomorrow, but it also might be in 100 000 years or a million. Thats a lot of shit posting.. just saying....
>>71281418
You'll remember this post as you lay broken and bloodied beneath hundreds of pounds of rubble, gasping for your last breaths with collapsed lungs.
>>71281309
have you seen the seismographs? As far as the timespan of geothermal activity goes- which is normally hundreds of thousands of years....
yellow stone is the equivalent of Fred Ester on crack.
>>71281598
Artist is Hirame.
>>71281886
>dude
>weed
>>71281758
I'm talking about the image Finn.
repeating integers will result in the happening starting tonight
>>71280290
kek
>>71280042
>tfw been in these threads since the very first thread
I've met some really neat /pol/lacks over this weekend. Glad I stuck around, and may Kek bring great happenings in the future!
>>71280042
Kek libruls were blaming fracking when clearly its just the start of an overdue set of earthquakes, hell, cali's been way overdue.
>>71281886
(Anon was then arrested and placed in a tolerance camp for lack of kindness)
>>71282022
Witnessed
>>71281976
Thank you my man.
>>71281708
I have no idea, I'm from Europe and it's my first Earthquake, I'm not really scared since I live actually in a big house that's pretty safe. I'm from Guayaquil so I'm not that close to where it hit.
>>71281886
Worth
>>71281289
OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOW SHUT IT DOWN
Fuck off Kike.
3.2 IN MONTANA
>3.2
MONTANA
>3.2
YELLOWSTONE AWAKENS
APRIL 19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-7eIJLmbeU
Video taken right before EHWADOOR quake last night
You'll know Yellowstone is for real when you start seeing teapot hills. They're bubble shaped hills that are bus to house sized. They'll show up in a matter of days. Completely new land masses. Until then it's fine.
anyone here prepared the resort to cannibalism when the food supply runs out?
how long would a 5'2 150 lb woman last?
>>71281886
That seems unlikely desu
>>71282359
no, that's been up for months
>>71281193
It looks like you just made a mess for attention.
>>71282359
fake and gay
an object like that would light up the scene much more
W...What is going on guys?
>>71282444
also to preserve meat with no power don't you slice it extremely thin and salt it?
>>71282444
That's only about 4-5 burgers worth, so a day?
>>71282507
Nope, 3/11 ejected stuff from my cabinets, fridge and off my tables. It's like when niggers loot your house.
>>71282359
Necromongers are coming
>>71282590
Not alot, just happenings and shit.
>>71281855
HAY OOOOOOO
>>71282475
No. I posted it myself.
>>71282331
PRAISE KEK
>>71281289
OY VEY DID WE FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT SCHOLMO?
>GUYS ITS NOT THE EARTH SIZED PLANETS
>GUYS OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NO GRAVITATIONAL EFFECT ON EARTH
>GRAVITY IS A LIE GOYM
>>71281708
my city Guayaquil have safe zones.
pic related
>>71282444
Long enough to envy the dead
Fun fact: The East coast is due for a big quake soon.
They do happen, but they're really are.
It won't be big by West coast standards, but the East coast has so little earthquake proofing. So many buildings are over 50 years old.
A moderate quake would bring them down.
It'll kill millions.
>>71282708
Are these areas like parks, or reinforced buildings?
>>71282777
Trips of truth
Yellowstone will erupt on the evening of April 18th at 23:59
Kek wills it
ok THIS is fucking concerning
guys...
>>71282777
Un-reinforced masonry turns to rubble in even moderate quakes, Boston and the like would be in ruins.
>>71282633
Well mine too but shit broke. There was fucking milk everywhere, etc. Broken plates and cups.
>>71282777
Source?
>>71282777
fun fact, the east coast is actually pretty sturdy because of heat insulation, apparently i had a friend who went into architecture or something and went to europe and it's pretty much a concrete brick and steel straw house.
>>71282777
where abouts? epicenter in New York?
>>71281136
Where two or three are gathered there is Kek in the digits.
>>71282953
Source is noone can predict earth quakes
>>71282654
lots of happenings here too. just no earthquakes
>>71282777
MFW I live in the East coast
>>71281289
It's CERN nigga. Just fired up the accelerator after a break. Plus the earth is flat n shit
>>71280042
>Tonga
It's the perfect opportunity to reclaim the republic of Minerva
>>71282946
After a quake in 2008 (pic related) I put non-skid matting down, and built ledges on my shelves. Did pretty good, I only lost a few glasses in 3/11
>>71283073
sheeeit i think you just made a fact.
>>71282666
I saw it posted on youtube months ago.
Jesus Christ it's fucking over. Nothing is happening.there will be no mega quake. Kek blue balled you into oblivion. Just stop.
>>71282708
>parque samanes
nice
>>71282777
>trips
So as you may have noticed hell week has already begun
>3.2 Shallow quake 3 hours away from yellow stone thats along the line there
>Brazil soon be a warzone
>>71282953
>>71283045
It's just a matter of time.
~7 magnitude quakes have happened on the East coast historically.
It is possible and over enough time, inevitable.
>>71282802
all those "parque" are parks but reinforced buildings I don't know
>>71283242
You forgot the GOP overruling democratic vote and assigning Cruz delegates.
Truly is end times.
>>71281855
2D waifu survived. Good to know.
What I want to know is how many faggots from r/sweden came here, got red pilled and decided to stay.
>>71283253
Might still take millions of years though
>>71282359
Already debunked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfxhRlpXrbs
>>71283289
probably a car park, indoor parking garage, makes sense.
>>71283289
Thanks for the information. In Japan, parks are considered a primary evacuation point (wide open, little risk of debris falling), while reinforced public buildings (schools, community centers, etc) and secondary so people can settle indoors. Always interesting to learn how others do these sorts of things.
>>71283336
That's from Ecuador.
>>71282802
Parque Samanes is pretty big area
pic related
Quake in chile fucking when m8's?
>>71282359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dToydawpc0s
20 Seconds in show the exact same video, stop shitposting.
>>71282331
>YELLOWSTONE
is three hours away in Wyoming
>>71283603
There's bee a focus on outfitting parks as disaster parks since 3/11 too, meaning the poles have solar panels that can power cooking stoves, etc, supplies stores in sheds, well water, etc. Was really interesting to see one in action during a drill.
>>71283604
3.8 its now chilie
HEARING ACTIVITY ON THE SECOND JAP STREAM!
POSSIBLE QUAKE SOON!
No jackpots though
>>71283242
North Korea to test a 5th nuke any day now.
>tfw never experienced an earthquake
I've slept through them all.
>>71280042
>planetary alignment and earthquakes
/pol/ just went full /x/tard.
will you take in japanese refugees /pol/?
>nothing happening
>at all
>still non-stop happening threads
why
do any of you retards really think something will happen?
Things don't ever happen, you stupid idiots.
And so it begins lads
the quakes just out side of Yellowstone the past 24 hours seals the deal
>>71283916
yeah ill snuggle up with qt girls and watch slice of lifes with them.
>>71283974
you know there Is a trump general on the catalog sholomo shill
good thing i'm in nebraska
no possible chance of a quake fucking shit up in omaha
>>71283916
No.
>>71283974
Don't kill the meme spirit. Keep Kek happy. Full destruction WHEN?
>>71283803
I will post the another safe zones with pics
>>71281274
Holy shit! Canada just said something intelligent!
>>71283916
I'll take all the Ganguros thnx
>>71283974
If we prepare for all happenings even though nothing happened something might happen. And when it dose we can say we called it like the smug faggots we are
>>71283974
Notice all the anime posters? Yeah.........
>>71283803
Thats bretty cool
You fags are way too optimistic
All their shit is typical geological happenings bullshit
Wake me when Yellowstone starts, then we can kill all the blacks off, since you know...no food.
Less mouths to feed. And they deserve it
>>71283916
fuck off, we're full
>>71284127
Is this Alice no takarabako?? If so then post more.
>>71284127
>2D
>Tattoos
Degeneracy level: Happening.
>killzone, primary and secondary ash zones are almost all Cruz states
>cheats his way to victory in Colorado and Wyoming
>Yellowstone starts happening fast
YOU COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS
YOU COULD'VE RESTORED THE BALANCE OF NATURE
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GET OUT AND VOTE
>>71281274
earthquakes also destabilize faults
>>71280042
If doubles I report any anon who tries turning each of these threads into dubs cancer
>>71284315
>>71284152
Get out newfags
>>71280042
>mfw I live a mile away from the San Andreas fault
>mfw I also live a mile away from a major military base sure to be targeted in a nuclear war
Should I stock up on beans anons?
So are you guys ready?
like have you actually made up some plans and supplies/ammo?
>>71284389
fuck off newfag
>>71284389
Don't you have a building collapse to go get trapped in?
>>71284532
I have family who lives innawoods.
Go up there and ride it out with mild farming and hunting.
>>71284315
Those are pleasure runes senpai
>>71284550
>Against Anime
>Calling someone a newfag
classic burger.
Reddit.com is a nice website I heard.
>>71284532
nope I only have cactuses around me, ill eat cactus pears and cactus and aloe Vera
>>71284696
have my babies pls
>>71284696
>posts anime
>isn't a /a/ migrant who's been here all spring
>>71284554
Don't you have a nog to be shot by?
>>71283803
Parque Metropolitano
HOLY SHIT, TURN ON FOXNEWS!!!
>>71284758
don't you have a girlfriend to not fuck?
>>71284758
don't you have a qt gf to get to?
Location: Virginia City, Montana
Magnitude: 3.2
Depth: 0.02 km
What does it mean when it's only 65ft deep?
>>71284758
I was shot twice in the line of duty (once in my vest and once in my leg).
It's someone else's turn.
ok fags i need an update i haven't been here since thread 15
>>71284816
No, your wife is here for 2 more days.
>>71284779
Very nice. Any idea of the supplies situation?
>>71284788
politics dont care
>>71284788
nah bruh watching that Daniel Tosh special
>>71284881
see>>71284037
for latest 24 hours
Also Ecuador hit with a M7.8/9
>>71284881
dubs says it's happening
singles says it's nothing (Yet)
>>71284941
i know that but anything else?
>they don't know that pic related will be the happening
Sometime this next couple of weeks is when
>>71284883
banter
>>71284065
Lol you'd get annihilated.
>>71284881
Same senpai. It's been 99% shitposting and dubs posting since the early threads with the occasional mild jakpotu. It's not happening
STREAM 2 JUST WENT OFFLINE
>>71284696
This is /pol/ not /a/ faggot, go back there and get triggered when somebody calls your seasonal waifu shit.
>>71285003
have we confirmed foreshocks or is it over.
>>71284878
Haliburton thanks you. Oh wait, no it doesn't.
Much love for the assistance from you folks this time and before though, in all seriousness.
mother earth is a little bitch these with little shit quakes
>>71281882
Quick someone get Australia on it.
got a weird feeling about this one famalam
>>71285003
>3.8 in montana 3 hours from yellowstone
its only begun dude
>>71285043
Japan wiped out, confirmed
>>71285043
yea i saw that too wtf
>>71285060
Pretty much over. The chances of a bog one grow less and less and are as likely to happen as Russia is to invade Latvia: possible, but not probable.
>>71285123
Still here.
>>71284970
Also note
Very high uncertainty for two earth approaching objects expected to pass Tonight, and sometime tomorrow.
>>71281081
>>71285047
>>71284846
>>71284816
>>71284739
Mad burger newfags.
>>71285164
wasn't the deal like wait till the 19th, im willing to hold out until the 18th but anything after that is prepare for innawoods
>>71284883
Based nip always brings best bantz
asteroid is going to rock Earth so hard it will set off Yellowstone
>>71285174
Keep me posted, Nippon
>>71285182
is this that plasma meme or something else
>>71285066
I was a Detroit medic, not army.
>>71284389
t. newfag
>>71285249
if you're not a newfag remember that Major fucking happenings always occur in April and theyve already started
Debating whether I should fuck an escort ASAP so I don't die a virgin.
>>71285043
because it's over. No more happening.
>>71280042
>***IMPORTANT VIDEO***
equals stupid fucking shit. youre not just a faggot but a fucking moron
>>71285378
do it anyway.
>>71285408
hello Jew
>>71285378
Go for it. Stick a lighter in her pooper while singing Ilvan Polkka for an extra $50.
>>71285289
I will after lunch.
>>71285321
Shit, that's way worse than Afghanistan or Iraq.
>>71285378
DO IT FOR KEK
>>71285245
Brat a shit
I left the earthquake threads for a while since Dilma was getting BTFO. What did i miss?
>>71285513
All my buddies from the military say that...
Who else /LosAngeles/ here? 562 reporting in.
Everyone prepared to die in an earthquake?
For fucks sake if it is not happening on the Pacific plate or one of the smaller adjacent plates it is not worth noting. Oklahoma has shit to do with Japan, the Ecuadorean took place on the Nazca plate may not even be related. On average you have 15, 7.0-7.9 earthquakes but the action along the Pacific plate is strange. Watch New Zealand, next 24 hours.
>>71285360
Yea, moot even confirms that 4chan is based on Japanese culture and anime posting is not a problem.
Are you retarded and can't you understand a rhetorical question, burger?
>>71284883
based japan with that banter
well people is preparing backpacks in Guayaquil with supplies, medicine also all the citizen are sending supplies to the destroyed cities like Manta, Pedernales (epicenter zone), Portoviejo, Muisne.
>>71285618
hope you all fall into the ocean
>>71285513
What the fuck? Is that a real product? Penis Popsicles that cum in your mouth? What the fuck Sweden.
>>71285593
Not much, really. How did impeachment go?
Sequential digits and the sun crashes into the earth tonight
>>71280161
The Earth will obey you, anon.
>>71285817
>>71285817
where did that syrian boy get that funny hat?
>>71280042
>Activity along the Ring of fire through the roof
I wonder if we going to get fucked?
This weather plus earthquake would be really "fun"
>earthquakes happening all over the globe
is it finally happening?
tfw I live right on the San Andreas fault line
>>71285817
technically, the sun wouldn't crash into the earth... the earth would crash into the sun and the sun wouldn't even burp at the grain of sand that just hit it
>>71285914
10/10
just had an earthquake in florida
what the fuck is going on?
>>71286187
bye!!
>>71285378
If you survive the initial happening or economic collapse you can get a drastic upgrade by simply giving the impression that you'll benefit their survival or by a simple sandwich.
ex. Glenn snagging Maggie in TWD and teen Greece prostitutes putting out for a sandwich.
t r i p s
>>71286248
No. The sun will crash into the earth. My digits confirm if they align
>>71286187
that doesn't matter. the intensity of the quake will depend on the velocity of the seismic wave and the depth of the foci point
>>71286355
My god
>>71285618
661 here.
I'm ready.
>>71286254
stfu you gotta be kidding
where? Im in FL too
>>71281274
Yes they do, which is why the US west coast should be shitting their pants. Hasnt been a big one in quite awhile!
There is a lot of pressure building up...
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention...
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>71286355
YES
>>71286355
fuck you, my 5 says it won't.
>>71286501
I haven't felt anything. Maybe you got a sinkhole problem
>>71286501
>>71286254
ayy floridabros
>>71286501
TURN ON CNN
3.2 western Montana
>>71286666
CHEKD
do you guys see this here? a triangulation of seismic activity in this manner could turn into something serious
>>71286666
nice get but wasted
>>71286686
Just a few ICBMs being launched from Minot AFB at North Korea.
>>71286666
what a fucking waste
What are the chances of us getting an earthquake?
Should I stop sleeping naked just in case?
>tfw I live in NC and have only felt one earthquake in my life and it was a shitty little 4.0 with the epicenter in Virginia
>>71286666
Your forgot your image, you fucking newfag
>>71286686
3.2 is less dangerous than mid range assflapper from a fatguy after taco bell.
>>71286890
gib oil
>>71282777
Fun Fact: Nearest fault line to East coast runs through Iceland very little chance of meaningful seismic activity, maybe a tsunami !
>>71285174
I just read your pic related.
Jews could never practice the multiculturalism they preach, and in fact are held in esteem because of their staunch exclusionary practices.
What would it take to hijack Judaism?
>>71287000
I really want to see a tsunami hit NYC
>>71286789
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
>>71280042
Fuck, I bet we get a big one.
>>71287000
>Nearest fault line to East coast
Not true.
Consider the Ramapo fault.
>>71286971
ITS ON THE YELLOSTONE FAULT LINE
>>71287107
whats in the middle of the triangle?
>>71287179
AREA 51 HOLY FUCK!!!!!
>>71287179
literally area 51
>>71286908
OH SORRY! HERE, I FIXED IT.
>>71287179
thats nevada dummy
>>71287141
ramapoo? isnt that what faggots do?
>>71282931
Boston bro, can confirm
>>71287252
>>71287228
>earthquake machine
they were right
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN!
>>71280042
RIP CA, wish you had something of value to say we lost but don't.
>>71287332
ayyyy lamo
>>71287281
No, it's just a traffic jam in New Delhi
>>71285618
760 here
>>71280161
California here.
do it before the cali primary.
if you do after but before general libs will blame turmp for earthquake.
>>71285618
714 here. my town is 75% white with +80,000 people.
the rest of california will burn.
>>71287141
Been inactive for 200 million years, 2008 report is bullshit, hatched to discourage fracking.
South Florida here. It was pretty cool today and it didn't rain!
Benis
1. Is it just me or is it like the concentration of earthquakes is going clockwise around the tectonic plate (first there was a high concentration around Japan with some a little south of them and a couple up towards Alaska, now it's mostly around Alaska and increasing numbers of them in the continental U.S.)? 2. What's this about increasing solar activity?
>>71287642
South Carolina here, it hasn't broken 80 degrees Fahrenheit all spring so far. It truly is the end times.
>>71287592
There are others.
The mid-Atlantic ridge is not the closest fault to the East coast.
There are dozens.
And they can all cause quakes.
All it takes it something around 6 or 7 to kill millions. Boston would fall.
6 or 7 isn't even that high