--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>Voting counting
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
>Impeachment day's anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJm5VMjTcwk
>Less than 20% popular approval.
>Involved in one of the greatest corruption scandals of our country.
>Completely incapable of rulling, a living meme and a shame for our country.
>Used high level accounting tricks to try to boost economy while on election season (called pedaladas)
>Puppet of former president.
>She tried to stop investigations on our former president by making him a minister jumping all the needed and moral process.
SIM
SIM
SIM
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTomUb3r1m0
>Gommie
>muh familia
every time
Niggers
>>71277165
bost Brazilian nat'l anthem on loop pls
FODENDO TIRIRICA VOTOU SIM?
Come on niggers, you can do it
Man I want to murder all those leftists
É HOJE PORRA!
IDS HABENNING :DDD
>>71277276
fuck off pedofag
>>71277300
OBVIO QUE SIM
1 WAIFU = 1 SIM
>>71277300
TIRIRICA PARA PRESIDENTE
>>71277300
Faz tempo, tava numa caverna, anon?
Quem gaguejar deveria perder o direito de votar
>>71277314
You funny guy, you pay debts last.
>>71277360
MAS ELE FALOU QUE IA VOTAR NÃO!
BASEADO TIRIRICA!
This is more entretaining than the Spirs game
>>71277398
MODS
assemble meme magic by posting rare keks
repeat after me: MEME MAGIC
YES votes : 325 (76%) need 342
NO votes : 116 (24%) need 171
ABSTAIN/ABSENT : 6 (1%)
LEFT to vote: 65
LULA'S CALL TO DILMA AFTER IMPEACHMENT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFjrGPBrrIs
>>71277105
can anyone explain this gif?
I want to murder all those pt bastards
WHO IS THIS KEK
MEU DEUS
>>71277398
>MUH 1ST PRESIDENT WOMYN
Is that still brazilian?
>>71277398
>womyn
>ugly
>wearing red
hmm
>MINHA CARA QUANDO SOU DO UNICO ESTADO BOM DO NORDESTE (RIO GRANDE DO NORTE) E TODO MUNDO DAQUI VOTOU SIM
CONTINUEM MAD, RESTO DO NORDESTE
>>71277034
WHY IS IT THAT 90% OF THE CUMDUMPSTERS ARE COMMUNISTS?
17 to go
COMO VOTA, DEPUTADA???
>abstaining
it's like having a wife and not fucking her, but letting someone else fuck her
COMO VOTA DEPUTADA
DEPUTADA
DEPUTADA
COMO VOTA DEPUTADA
>>71277432
>mfw I iam completely debt-free
>muh woman president
>>71277597
Nope, she went full ape mode.
COMO VOTA PUTA?
>this shrill cuck being shouted down by catcalling men
apex jej
LITERALLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE WOMYN
De que maneira dá-se o parecer, deputada?
Typical woman voting no.
Fuck women in power
>Most women voted NO
Can't make this shit up.
COMO VOTA DEPUTADA
EEEEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOO
COVARDES
>COVARDES
COVARDES
>COVARDES
COVARDES
>COVARDES
COVARDES
>COVARDES
Can someone explain me the COMO VOTA meme?
Also that guy screaming WHOOOOOOHOOOOO in the background.
COMO VOTA DEPUTADA COMO VOTA DEPUTADA
VOTA
DEPU
TADA
COMO
VOTA
DEPU
TADA
COMO
VOTA
DEPU
TADA
COMO VOTA DEPUTADA COMO VOTA DEPUTADA
that is what smoking does to your voice kids
Dilma getting 7-1ed
>no papi
hnnnng
I CAN FEEL IT
COMIN IN THE AIR TONIGHT
OH LORD
>>71277743
kek
FUCK THIS CUNT
Winning or losing, there will be a lot of butthurt after this shit
FUCKING 17 VOTES
ALMOST THERE
so basically familia = yes in huezil?
Vote already! goddammit
>>71277651
It's called being a cuck
>16 to go
bad choice. her voice is sexy as fuck and she's a total babe
>>71277538
The so called "pedaladas" are financial maneuvers that were used to financiate Wellfare without congress aprovall. Each gov did it a litlle, but dilma did more than 60 billions of that. Even worse, she did it on election time
>>71277792
Post those you faggot.
>>71277597
She went full ape mode calling people facists, cowards, and we will not have a coup d'etat. Typical leftist stuff.
>KEKMUNISTS
>>71277746
"how do you vote congressman?"
(ENEM, 2016)
12) Complete a frase:
"Como vota, ______."
>>71277780
Top kek
COMO VOTA
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A
>>71277867
no
they're cucks
>I'M DOING THIS FOR MUH FAMILY
>FOR MUH COUNTRY
>>71277398
>>71277902
No. Pinochet is the best fucking leader your entire continent has ever had. You need a reincarnation of him.
REMOVE BAHIA
UMA PERGUNTA
Porque tem bot (pela paginas de usuarios parecem bots) nesse stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhMkjrRejEw
dizendo que se a dilma sair isso vai beneficiar os iluminatis.
dizendo que os iluminatis orchestraram isso?
>16
So close. WE ARE SO FUCKING CLOSE
IT IS HAPPENING
>>71277867
80% of the time
But if they talk about God, then they're obviously voting yes
>>71277927
SIIIIIM
PORRADA EM RECIFE
>>71277927
meu deus
>>71277626
It satiates their desire to bring everyone down around them, instead of making themselves better.
>>71277927
Vossa Mercê
>>71277867
yes
and democracy=no
>>71277897
I guess "pedaladas" literally means "pedalling" hence the tour de france joke?
>>71277975
Culpa dos judeus.
BASED NIGGRESS
>AUGUSTO COUTINHO* (SD)
>BETINHO GOMES (PSDB)
>BRUNO ARAÚJO (PSDB)
>DANIEL COELHO (PSDB)
>DANILO CABRAL (PSB)
>EDUARDO DA FONTE (PP)
>FERNANDO COELHO FILHO (PSB)
>GONZAGA PATRIOTA (PSB)
The finishing vote will come from one of these guys
>>71278001
AEEEEEE É RECIFE PORRA
Based black woman doesn't want the government's breadcrumbs
>>71277966
lel no.
m8 they literally had secret prisons in amazon, they killed WAY MORE then Pinochet.
TEM DIGNIDADE PRA TRABALHAR
Is Bahia over already? I'm getting tired.
THANK YOU NIGRESS!
>>71277867
"pela familia" = "for family values"
They're Protestant/Catholic Brazilians, very conservative, against LGBTs, gibs me dats, degeneracy in general.
>>71277651
You mean like a cuck?
TIA ERON
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TIA ERON
>TIA ERON
BASED NEGONA
PORRA BAHIA
VAMO MINHA NEGA
BASED TIA
>>71277891
This thing is an eyesore, wtf burgerbro.
>>71277975
>pic related
Tirei hj em bsb
>>71277867
>muh family speech
>conservative
>against gommies
>solid "yes"
>>71277927
SIM SIM SIM SIM SIM
BASED TIA
A
S
E
D
T
I
A
>>71278085
Nigga I don't give a shit. Pinochet had the best economic policies.
THE CIVIL WAR BEGINS
>THE CIVIL WAR BEGINS
THE CIVIL WAR BEGINS
>THE CIVIL WAR BEGINS
THE CIVIL WAR BEGINS
>THE CIVIL WAR BEGINS
THE CIVIL WAR BEGINS
>THE CIVIL WAR BEGINS
ALMOST OVER WITH BAHIA THANK GOD
>>71278121
>BASED NEGRESS
>black women voted yes
Noice
>>71278073
Has to be PATRIOTA
MAKE BRAZIL GREAT AGAIN 2016
Tia Eron me representa.
>>71277927
Vosmicê
SIM!
>>71277034
Based Tia Eron
>>71278066
os judeus nao falariam dos illuminatis, eles usariam outro nome, como falar que a globo está envolvida.
Um bot falou até sobre o chip no braço que é um plano real da elite que vais ser implementado
STRONG BLACK INDEPENDENT WMN NEED NO BIG GOVERNMENT
damn she's hot as fuck
>niggress voting Sim
Woo
>>71277960
Cogitei comprar SFV apenas por esse cu
>>71278173
And we were the 4th biggest military equipment supplier in the world.
>200% NEGONA
>200% MILF
>200% BASED
PLS SOMEONE THROW A PUNCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSlJkTf12Kk
LOLBABBIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>71277398
Damn that's puffy
>>71278269
fucking rofl
NO DIA 17 DE ABRIL DE 96
>>71278265
>Taurus
USAKEKS, HOW YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT?
Isso é mexerico, É ULDURICO! É ULDURICO!
>>71278273
>literal clay roads
>>71278051
Probably because of the football dribble actually
Come on niggers it's almost 5am here, why do you have to be so slow?
hes going full monkey mode
>>71278247
>doesn't want welfare cancer
BASED
>>71278343
Nah, better.
>AQUELES E AQUELES
>>71278343
>>71278269
I'd totally do her.
>these clowns get 33k reais (9,5k dollars) each month
COMO VOTA PORRRAAAAAAAAAA
>mfw pro-PT faggots went full chimpout mode in many parts of the country
Can the police and the army start exterminating these faggots already?
>>71278358
Most of them are wetbacks
How's it going brbros? Will the impeachment succeed?
Didn't Mandela die a few years ago?
EM HOMENAGEM AO POPULACION NEGRA [...] EH NAO PRESIDENTE
don't bully pls, i don't know protuguese
>>71278358
Ive been on thia board for the last like 200 votes, trying to get a grip of what's going im
>>71278358
We can understand emotion, and it's pretty obvious by the crowd's reaction which way they're leaning towards. SIM SIM SIM
>>71277966
>No. Getúlio Vargas is the best fucking leader your entire continent has ever had. You need a reincarnation of him.
I corrected for you m8.
ÓLEO DE PEROBA
What does the duck mean?
C O M O V O T A D E P U T A D O
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A
>>71278358
by shitposting and getting answers ITT
>>71278451
>implicando que essa não é a próxima etapa do golpe
>>71278358
I don't understand shit but it's fun to hear how hyped these guys are.
>>71278488
On*
>>71278516
it's a symbol of piece
>>71278516
The duck is filled with kitchen gas and we'll blow it up if we lose
>>71278516
We won't pay the "duck".
The duck mean that we won't pay for it.
13 VOTES
>MFW AGUINALDO RIBEIRO ERA MEU VIZINHO 10 ANOS ATRÁS
POR FAVOR VOTA SIM AMIGO
>>71278470
Nope, it'll just go to the senate where PT already has people paid to vote no.
VAI TOMA NO CU BAHIA SEUS FILHOS DA PUTA
VOCÊS FICAM AÍ XUPANDO O SACO DE BANQUEIROS E DE COMUNISTAS, VÃO SE FUDER SEUS FILHOS DA PUTA
COMUNISTAS DE MERDA!
ATTENTION /POL/: COME TO BRAZIL IF YOU WANT TO KILL COMMUNISTS
>ATTENTION /POL/: COME TO BRAZIL IF YOU WANT TO KILL COMMUNISTS
ATTENTION /POL/: COME TO BRAZIL IF YOU WANT TO KILL COMMUNISTS
>ATTENTION /POL/: COME TO BRAZIL IF YOU WANT TO KILL COMMUNISTS
ATTENTION /POL/: COME TO BRAZIL IF YOU WANT TO KILL COMMUNISTS
>ATTENTION /POL/: COME TO BRAZIL IF YOU WANT TO KILL COMMUNISTS
ATTENTION /POL/: COME TO BRAZIL IF YOU WANT TO KILL COMMUNISTS
>ATTENTION /POL/: COME TO BRAZIL IF YOU WANT TO KILL COMMUNISTS
>>71278496
Say that to my face fucker not over the internet
14 to go
SR DEPUTADO
>>71278470
Yes, only 13 more votes
>>71278470
Its very close to being a success however we have a very communist state voting right now.
>>71278578
>>71278578
>OBJECTION!
>HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>71278451
I don't care about this voting shit, all I want to see is pro-PT people is crying. Feels so good.
...and then Brazil realizes that half of their politicians are corrupt and this doesn't change anything.
>>71278358
Eu sabo
>>71278358
i speak spanish
>n sou lider de minoria
VOTA
COMO
>>71278645
So how many votes remain and how many are needed to impeach?
>>71278639
pay denbts
12 WHEN?
>>71278578
IMPEACHMENT!
>>71278631
Stop sucking his balls and go study some actual history.
>>71278680
>>71278358
Yo hablo espanol.
What's strange is that it's spelled sim but pronounced si, and spelled nao, but pronounced no.
>>71278358
I speak Spanish, pretty easy for me to understand Portuguese
>>71278680
We're getting rid of commies not corrupts :^)
>>71278680
>and then
We already know it's way, WAY more than half.
>>71278680
Silly amerifat, it's not half.
It's 95%.
>>71278720
>not reading the OP
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>>71278451
Keikaku doori.
>>71278720
12 MORE FOR IMPEACHMENT
>>71278680
wow anon youre so smart
12!
FALTAM QUANTOS, ANONS?
>>71278737
I did. Based ITT corporation helped save Chile.
Is Bahia the last state to vote? It is worrisome to see all these No's when victory is near
>AUGUSTO COUTINHO* (SD)
>BETINHO GOMES (PSDB)
>BRUNO ARAÚJO (PSDB)
>DANIEL COELHO (PSDB)
It will be one of them
>>71278470
If the northeast don't fuck us up again then yes, it will go to the senate where everyone will vote against Dilma
>>71278578
fenis certo
milerio valeponta
>>71278759
I can read Portuguese easily but it's hard for me to listen to.
12 votes
>>71278726
I will as soon as you get off of welfare, Tyrone
>>71278680
>half
>>71278680
Anything is better than Marxists, fatso.
>>71278757
it's pronounced sim, and não is pronounced não
Can we all agree in giving Bahia to Cuba now?
>>71278470
Its going well. But this is not the final day. This just mean that they acepted the process.. so now, jugdes will judge.
But now if yes win, she will be suspended until the final day, in may.
VAI TOMA NO CU BAHIA SEUS FILHOS DA PUTA
VOCÊS FICAM AÍ XUPANDO O SACO DE BANQUEIROS E DE COMUNISTAS, VÃO SE FUDER SEUS FILHOS DA PUTA
COMUNISTAS DE MERDA!!!
>>71278811
FALTA DOZE
>>71278737
He was a hero, fuck off commie
FALTA 12 PORRA
PUTA QUE PARIU IT'S HAPPENING.
Why is there a dude dancing in the corner? This is crazy
>>71278824
so you be sayin that if sim gets 342 Dilma is essentially kill white boi?
>>71278793
I can't read porchgeese
>>71278680
>half
look at mr. glass half-full over there
this is a great game of football the brasillanazo for the workers party BTFO
>>71278819
no there are 4 more states
>>71278857
>>71278878
nao
>>71278862
YES!
YES!
COMMUNISTAS BAIANOS DE MERDA!
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING HARROWING
HOW MANY LEFT?
Shitposting aside, Dilma did nothing wrong.
>>71278919
Exactly
FOI BEM MAIS APERTADO QUE O CASO DO COLLOR.
>>71278625
THIS
THE /pol/ACK REVOLUTION WILL START WHEN THE BRAZILAIN CIVIL WAR STARTS
>>71278886
YES
AND HIS SPIRIT NEEDS TO LIVE ON IN CHILE
DOWN WITH BACHELET
11 to go. Dilma on suicide watch!
>>71278857
It's Spanish with an accent and a retarded spelling.
About like Scottish is to English.
>>71278757
You think it's the same because you can't hear the nasal sound that ã makes
americucks how does portuguese sound to you?
>11
HYPE FOR TEN
Lembrando que se você é baiano, anon, você é só um carregado pelo resto do país.
>>71278886
Allende
>Jew
>Freemason
Pinochet >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Allende
>>71278964
Corno
>>71278925
sim = yes (for impeachment)
>10 VOTES LEFT
>>71278917
He's speaking samba, our other official language that happens to be non-verbal
>>71278925
Its poor-chug-ease
TEN MORE O SHIT
>>71278962
10 votes
>10
OH SHIT
10 LEFT
>10 LEFT
10 LEFT
>10 LEFT
10 LEFT
>10 LEFT
10 LEFT
>10 LEFT
Chill with the threads, Tainha. Holy mother of shit.
10 MORE
GET
FUCKING
HYYYYYYYYYPE
10 10 10 10 10 10
10 VOTES
10 (TEN) VOTES LEFT
