--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>Voting counting
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
first for i wish i could speak portugese because these streams dont make sense
FUCK NORTHEAST BRAZIL
Bolsonaro will offer free helicopter rides to everyone voting no
YES gaining stream again
Saw this episode already. Northeast ruins it.
>northeast voting
DEATH TO THE FLATHEADS
SECOND FOR CEARÁ VOTING YES
>>71265670
same
>>71265670
kek some words are similar burger
it's not happening
at least you tried brazil
>>71265670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
VAI TER GOLPE SIM
WHY DOES CEARA HAS SO MANY DEPUTIES
IT'S A SMALL SHITTY STATE IT SHOULDN'T HAVE SO MANY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why have there been like 15 yes votes in the last 10 minutes? WTF is happening???
I have a feeling that I know that guy in OP's pic.
RJ, MG and ES soon boys, take heart
Guys...
COME ON NORTHEAST
REDEEM YOURSELVES
>northeast again cucking the whole country
FUCK NORDESTE O SUL É MEU PAÍS
>>71265704
>>71265692
NE Brazil sounds like Commiefornia
CABEÇA CHATA FILHO DA PUTAAAA
POST ANIME GIRLS FOR YES
northeast fucking the country once again.
>Sim
THERE IS HOPE
>>71265733
they're not speaking english tho
>>71265764
No such thing.
>>71265670
Yelling and commie lies.
That's all there is to it.
It's over, guys.
>he thought the eternal northeast would let the impichamanchi happen
YFW Nordeste fucks it up AGAIN
>>71265731
You guys still own that Guiena or however its spelled. Just mortar strike our shit up familia
>fags voting no
>>71265775
No, they're poor as fuck.
All they do is ruin shit for the rest of us
And people question why we hate northeasters, just take a look at all those NÃO votes.
baka
WHAT THE FUCK YOU BIG HEADED NIGGERS
BUILD WALL
GLASS THE NORTHEAST
>Northeast did it again
so this is it right? there's no way there will not be a civil war after this
it's fucking ridiculous
>Come one guys, South Brazil is real Brazil!1!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71265670
all you need to know is that they say familia after every other word
DONT GIVE UP YET NIGGERS
We're fucked
>>71265775
Thats RS. NE is more like a communist Africa.
>northeast voting
>>71265783
I don't have any on me, but have an armor with a chink on it.
I give you 30 mins Brazil.
>all these nos
Now you understand why we want to get the fuck out
>>71265670
just learn spanish
>>71265775
If California was a giant welfare ghetto.
>After more than two hours of voting, at least 191 lawmakers in Brazil's lower house had voted in favor of impeachment, while 48 had voted against it.
>For the measure to pass, at least 342 of 513 lawmakers must approve it.
>The impeachment motion would next go to the country's Senate. If a majority approves it there, Rousseff will have to step down for 180 days to defend herself in an impeachment trial.
>If the motion is approved, Rousseff could be suspended as early as May. That would be about three months before the Summer Olympics kick off in Rio de Janeiro, an event that was supposed to showcase Brazil as a rising power on the global stage.
It'll be funny to see the Olympics being opened and presided over by an interim president. That will bring the mess to the attention of the entire planet. So much for the Olympics being something good for Brazil's image.
>>71265771
You're responsible for this. Don't try to put the blame on us.
>>71265775
More like Mexico but it's actually part of our country.
>>71265783
FOR THOSE TWO ANONS WHO WANTED THE CANADIAN POST ABOUT WOMEN WHO ACTUALLY ARE RAPED I FOUND THAT SHIT IN THE ARCHIVE BY LITERALLY SEARCHING THE WORDS FACTORY AND RAPE AND SEARCHING THROUGH THE POSTS FROM LAST SUMMER
>It's yet another "The north fucks my country" episode
FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOD, I VOTE YES
>you'll never live in a Northeastless brazil
>>71265835
So Detroit then
What exactly is happening right now?
The nigs in the Northeast are all voting against the investigation?
WAIT
How are they going?
Can't see the stream or anything
Numbers?
>>71265904
>south
>half of the votes were no
Yeah right
Jesus Christ. My wife is Paulista and I've never heard the mushmouthed northern accent before. I can barely understand a word these hicks say.
If no wins riots tonight?
>>71265814
>eternal northeast
top kek
Finally it's fucking over.
>>71265921
kek I took 3 years of Spanish in high school but I can only make out like 5 words
If digits, no impeachment forever.
If singles, riots on the streets tonight.
>>71265922
So, like Detroit?
IT'S OVER
All Huezilians can go back to their gook cartoons and forget about this.
There was no chance in hell it would happen.
>tfw no kuruminha gf
Based Bolsonaro is coming
It will happen
If the impeachment doesn't go through there will be a military coup
>>71265973
More than riots for sure.
>>71265900
>chink
>it's actually japanese
RIO STARTING TO VOTE
MEME LEVELS REACHING CRITICAL
FORA PT
BOLSONARO SOON
BOLSONARO SOON
BOLSONARO SOON
BOLSONARO SOON
RIO STARTS VOTING NOW
>>71265904
Slap Sao Paulo on there. We need them.
>>71265983
te falta practica yanki
ta quase na hora do meu ES
one of you third world faggots explain this situation to me
>>71265944
disregard got ya in the last thread
>>71265904
Take southeast and center-west with you as well, southern friend
Why do so many hues have Silva as a last name?
>rio de janegro
I fucking wish we could kill every northeasterner and keep the beaches,the beaches dindu nuffin
>>71265973
pro-impeachment groups are pacifists
if yes win the parasites will riot
NUKE THE NORTHEAST NOW
FUCK THOSE NIGGERS
>>71265986
The first also implies 100% chance of riots.
GET ON THE HAPPENING BUNKER
>>71265527
BOLSONARIO SOON
>>71265965
Basically, pure sweat
>>71265971
More like 3/4, desu
And only gayuchos voted for Dilma
IT'S OVER FOR NE!
Finally.
>>71266048
which site?
post more kuruminha
>>71265934
Olympics, like the Copa, was just an excuse for them to steal more of our money
BOLSONARO IS COMING
>MEMES ARE REACHING CRITICAL MASS
>>71265934
We have a vice you know.
Bolsonaro hype.
>>71266048
site?
I'm heading out to grab some dinner, you huehues better make sure the nao cucks don't take the lead while I'm gone.
BASED SOUTHEAST AKA THE BRAZIL THAT MATTERS IS NOW VOTING
HOPE IS THE LAST THING THAT DIES LADS
>>71266095
Because "da silva" means "from the jungle"
How else would you name a monkey?
>>71266026
How horrifying.
We civil war now
>>71266095
Slave descendents, basically.
>>71265783
>>71265900
why not both
>>71266113
>>71266166
222
CHECK EM
so, when does this shit ends?
>>71266082
>76 votes
They just need 66 votes (NOT INCLUDING ABSAINTS) to win
[worriedlaughter]
>>71265673
I actually want to live there and I don't need a job. Will have income out of Europe still so that should be a good setup
>>71266144
>>71266082
country ran out of trap stock, lower house is deciding on wheter to make suzuki the president or give dilma a dick
>>71266095
silva is to portuguese as muhammed is to english
SOON
>Most of the yes are because they dont like the government or it goes against what they want
>Not justifying it with Dilma being a corrupt fuck
Yeah guys Temer and Cunha are surely going down after this
>>71266237
Last state voting i believe
why dont these fags speak english?
Civil war if Brazil votes no?
>>71266169
>>71266140
http://www.mapa.vemprarua.net/
first link on google image search
OUR MAN WILL VOTE!
ITS BOLSONARO TIME
>>71266242
>66
Try 96
>>71266144
>>71266204
Silva is the most popular surname in Portugal. Are most Portuguese descendants of slaves?
>>71266183
Don't try to explain it if you don't know portuguese, boludo.
Negredita now
>>71266224
>>71266166
>>71266113
>tfw you fell for the meme impeachment
>>71266309
Correct
>>71266066
Tengo autismo y no me gusta hablar con la gente para practicar ;_;
Fucking hate this sheboon
>>71266348
yes
>A FUCKING NIGRESS
I wonder what is she going to vote
Ama de leite é foda
>>71266183
You may as well slit your throat you fucking cocksucker nigger.
>muh familia
>muh familia
>muh familia
>muh familia
>>71266021
why live
>>71266082
we want to take the commies out but gibmedats on northeast want to keep them
they stopped voting and now we have a chance to win
it's like Trump VS leftists but leftists are a bunch of gibmedat niggers
>Nigger voting no.
>>71266095
someone named silva had many slaves. a slave named joao was silva's joao. so "da silva" became a surname.
negredita negrando
>>71266358
It's not Portuguese, it comes from Latin. It still means jungle.
>>71266405
ALSO PT
Fucking monkey ruining everything.
>>71266348
Families allowed the slaves to take their names sometimes
No impeachment today lads.
T. Proud nordestino
>>71266304
Why don't you speak at least 2 languages in the first place?
Didn't see that coming.
>NIGGER VOTING NO
WE SHOULD'VE GENOCIDED THEM LONG AGO
God damn it
>nigress
awwww hell naww
Bolsonaro please save us
>nigger woman voting no
color me shocked
>>71266386
Well, that was pretty much flawless anon
Finally a coon.
I was starting to wonder if Brazil was a white country. :DD
NUS OIO DE DEUSH HURRRRRRR
>>71266348
The slaves got the family name from their owner when they were freed.
GLÓRIA A DEUS, PORRA
>gloria a deus
dank
Feliz a nação que Deus é o senhor
all the niggers vote no
muh bolsa
>>71266459
why would i?
You nerds have to do business with us, we dont have to do shit with you. You play by our rules
Are we below our target so far ?
Are the coming up regions friendly to dilma ?
>DEUS
>JESUS
>DEUS
>JESUS
>DEUS
>JESUS
>DEUS
>JESUS
>DEUS
>JESUS
>DEUS
>JESUS
Fucking brazilicucks.
what the fuck? when he started talking about globo I thought he was voting no
Pernambuco is coming to save democracy and stop this coup attempt by religious nutjobs.
(for foreigners who can't speak Portuguese, almost all the guys voting yes are praising God and saying that religion must be above law and civil liberties)
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BOLSONARO, CADÊ VOCÊ
EU VIM AQUI SÓ PRA TE VER
PCdoB voting sim, that was not expected
SHIT IN GOING DOWN IN SP GUYS !!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAH PSOL ELECTED CABO DACIOLO HAHAHA GET FUCKED PSOL
Can somebody give me a TL;DR on what's happening now?
>>71266523
DEUS VULT
>>71266506
Kong'd
>OPPOSITION GUY TALKING SHIT ABOUT GLOBO
>>71266557
AW HELL NAW
WE STILL GOT 74% FOR YES LADS
REMOVE COMMIES
>>71266569
Beat the shit out of a commie for me
Nordestino here.
Dilma please go and stay go.
>>71266545
Better than you allahu akbar cucks
>>71266435
E quanto a dos Santos?
My otherwise flawless BR gf supports Dilma, should I sever /pol
To all of you thinking br is full of whites :
yes, we are.
but we do have a lot of shitskins too, they just get segregated on the guettos, never coming into politics.
>>71266568
PTdoB*
>>71266568
PTdoB
slightly different party
>>71266506
Did you somehow miss the endless brown parade we've been seeing for hours?
>>71266568
PTdoB, also he is military
Pedalada fiscal não é crime.
caralho como os caras nem escondem a merda q falam
>>71266584
They're trying to impeach the commies
>>71266545
It's your fault Barbosa, you're the one who brought catholicism here in the first place.
>>71266584
CIVIL WAR IF NOT IMPEACHED
Official countdown: 94
>>71266503
Thanks anon kun, I want to tour somewhere in South America maybe to improve.
>>71266448
But on Portuguese jungle is sElva you nigger.
>all this senseless chanting
>loud chatting
>the bell ringing to make them shut up like it's a bunch of teenager in a middle school classroom
Man, this shit is getting chaotic.
>All these male politicians being passionate
I don't know what they are saying but I wish YES wins.
>>71266545
>>71266625
Soon.
>>71266523
QUE CHESSUS SEJE LOUVADO!
>>71266584
>be woman
>be president
>gets impeached
DEUS VULT
>>71266629
yes
>>71266506
Nah. The whites fuck the coons in the ass, as it should be. And they sodomize the country while they're at it.
"no"
>Accounting Trickery is not a crime. So my vote is NO
>mfw
WE NEED LESS THAN 50% OF THE REMAINING VOTE, MAKE BRAZIL GREAT AGAIN
OUR SUPREME LEADER WILL START VOTING SOON YOU FUCKING MONKEYS
Damn, I'd no idea he was this grey now!
>>71266183
solid banter from the white man
MY NUMBERS DECIDE OUR FATE
>that fucking hair
literal perfection
Civil war when?
>all these atheists here
Disgusting
C O M O V O T A D E P U T A D O?
looks like we will get a civil war
>Pedalada fiscal não é crime
>pretos
>nordestinos
>não
O que devemos fazer com essas duas raças, Hues?
>>71266545
t. alberto barbosa
>>71266700
the nose knows
>>71266386
Pues, no puedo encontrar otro autismo para platicar? /int/lat/ está repleto de autismos hispanohablantes.
who is the nelson mandela looking motherfucker
Is ronaldinho a delegate or some shit?
where are the memes?
>>71266696
Her ass is nice though
>>71266569
Moro a 5 minutos da Paulista, Brigadeiro Luiz Antonio, 23 de maio e Avenida Liberdade.
Podia chegar a Praça da Sé em 10 minutos
Não estou ouvindo nada aqui.
Did Bolsonaro vote already lads?
COMO VOTA
>COMO VOTA
COMO VOTA
>COMO VOTA
>>71266549
>almost all the guys voting yes are praising God and saying that religion must be above law and civil liberties
>religious nutjobs
>2016
FFS
>>71266749
Auschwitz
>>71266629
>dating a BR
she's trying to get that european citizenship, son.
>>71266538
You ready to start learning chinese?
>>71266348
"Silva", yes. "Da Silva", no.
"Da Silva" implies possession.
It's a slave surname, "Shaqtul (slave) of Silva".
91 NO.
117 YES.
>muh muh democracy and muh constitution
wow PTniggers all sound the same
don't let Dilma walk
>>71266749
Você sabe
No te alcanzó. Fueron presos varios milicos y no te alcanzó. Te devolvieron 118 nietos, pero no te alcanzó. Te devolvieron el Carnaval y no te alcanzó. Te devolvieron Aerolíneas y no te alcanzó. Te devolvieron YPF y no te alcanzó. Te devolvieron los trenes y no te alcanzó. Te devolvieron el agua (AYSA) y no te alcanzó. Compraste uno o dos plasmitas (de esos que tienen el calco “Fabricado en Tierra del Fuego”) y no te alcanzó. Tenés cada vez más laburo y no te alcanzó. Si tenés suerte te podés dar el lujo de laburar pero tampoco te alcanza. Te jubilaron y te aumentaron la jubilación dos veces por año (puede ser que no te alcance pero contra el 13% menos de la Bullrich y las marchas de todos los miércoles noventosos, no me digas que no estás en Disney). Te lo cantó El Indio y una lista interminable de artistas a los que seguiste y admiraste toda tu vida, pero no te alcanzó (seguramente están todos pagos). Te metieron en el balero que todo es una mier… y compraste como loco. Te inyectaste cuantas dosis de mier… diaria estuvo al alcance de tu control remoto, pero eso parece que tampoco te alcanzó porque siempre querés meterte un poco más. Te lo avisó la extrema derecha con Cecilia Pando a la cabeza, pero vos preferís no saber bien quién es. También te avisó Cavallo, Duhalde, Melconian, Sturzenegger, Prat Gay (si, el que zafó casi un palo verde del corralito y dijo horrorizado que podía llegar a gobernar un santiagueño), pero a vos no te alcanzó, obviamente no te alcanzó y preferís que el humo del choripan te tape el bosque. Tuviste 12 años para darte cuenta de al menos alguna de todas estas cosas, pero no te alcanzó. ¿Qué te voy a decir? Si no te interesa ni lo que se hizo ni lo que falta hacer… por más título que le pongan, ustedes no cambian más
Portugal please take your niggers back.
why are they booing?
Based dyke.
Roberto Jefferson's daughter a cute?!?
THANKS DYKE
