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TRUMP GENERAL - COMFY BREAD EDITION
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Trump: Let Me Ask America a Question
https://archive.is/qPDz8

>NYPost Endorses Trump
http://nypost.com/2016/04/14/the-post-endorses-donald-trump/

*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers:
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NfzyoWfwqjrYbc5Xqb9lyerxztNxLuZDzwPBarYZJFA/edit#gid=0
>Find your congressional district here
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 755/Dildo Destroyer: 521/One State Wonder: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
Upcoming Events: https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/

RALLIES/TH
>Poughkeepsie, NY (4-17-16)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXn9qloI0mI
>Richmond County, NY (4-17-16)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rV43nVnZ1c
>Staten Island, NY (4-17-16))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDsTrf50zJM
>Watertown, NY (4-16-16))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fghvYB2Lt7I
>Syracuse, NY (4-16-16))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soUe9MteXKg
>Hartford, CT 4/15/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NbruAm7ZLE

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox and Friends 4/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3LgX_7JytA
>Trump on Hannity, HIGH ENERGY 4/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzSBJSntiQ
>Larry King on Rubin Report 4/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhPKFUjUcr0

ENTERTAINMENT
>Trailer: NEW YORK Values
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8xMxVEAJqA
>Trump: American Gladiator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9tcswoomvM
>Can't Stump The Trump, Vol. 23 Full Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6bPNB-QcA

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://rsbnmusic.bandcamp.com/album/right-side-soundtrack-vol-1
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THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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So Ameribro's.

Is this shit bigger then Ron Paul's steal and bullshit?

Is this a national outrage in America?
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reminder that lyin' ted has no support or chance in the next couple states
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MAGA
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>>71254010
reminder that islam is dogshit
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>>71253807
>RNC DEFENDS VOTERLESS ELECTIONS!
>'DON'T GIVE A DARN'
>RNC chief: No changes to delegate requirement likely
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/276595-rnc-chief-no-changes-to-delegate-requirement-likely
>Priebus to Trump: "Delegates And Voters Choose The Nominee"; People Don't "Give A Darn" About Colorado
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/04/15/priebus_to_trump_delegates_and_voters_choose_the_nominee_people_dont_give_a_darn_about_colorado.html
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>>71253976
Latest polls suggest it might be.

Cruz really responded wrong if he didn't want people to think he was fine disenfranchising them.
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>>71254191
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I hope we go to war with Saudi Arabi and we nuke them honestly.
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>>71254127
>he actually got diddled as a kid
dont worry you are safe now
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>>71254029
Her hair bothers me.
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Yo Fryman, we buildin a wall or what?
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>>71254323
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>>71254010
Why arnt the mods doing their job and kicking all you retards out
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>>71254228
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>>71254323
WHAT HAPPENED TA MY FREAKIN' DELEGATES
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>>71254323

M E X I C O
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>>71254098
i was going to make a gif once of Mecca being one yuge toilet bowl with the mudslimes getting flushed into it

can't photoshop for shit though
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>>71254278
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>>71254021

>>71254021

>>71254021
>>71254021

ADVERTISING THREAD
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>>71253858
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God damn this thread is comfy. Nice job OP, truly
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Anyone look back and laugh about how many times the lying media has said that Trumps campaign is over? I hope Nate Silver kills himself after November.
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>>71253858
The game has been rigged for a long time.
Trump has to grease some delegate's palms with some of his sweet golf course privileges & he'll get the results he needs.
Money makes the world go round .
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>>71254323
GET THIS FREAKIN' RAT OUTTA THE RACE
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Why is Gary Johnson such a libcuck?
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>>71254565
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I came here to shill this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfHZ3FG-LII&src_vid=g0o9sgZZtgk
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>>71254639
You can't even vote you fish & chip nigger.
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>>71254718
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>>71254718
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>>71254565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
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>>71254718
Has he not written anything since early March?
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>>71254842
We have a lot of fucking retards desu. This Trump phenomenon has proven that. Seriously, half the time I see anti Trump shit I look at the flag and it's UK. Incredible.
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71254639
(You)

Oh wait...
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>>71254278
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>>71254727
I watched your video, and OP 1 > OP 2
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>>71253976
One of several. What I see, is this. The financial crisis was a trans-national come-apart. A monumental everyone-is-to-blame clusterfuck of apocalyptic proportions. "muh wall street." They didn't hold a gun to the head of the hordes of plug-ignorant neets who took out five ninja loans knowing full well they didn't have a pot to piss in. "muh congress" was elected by the will of the people who sat idly by snorting coke and trying to bang bartendrixes instead of voting those fuckers out every two years, which would have been plenty.

Fast forward - 2010. ObamaDontCare passes along 100% partisan lines and is promptly signed into "law." Every dollar of the recovery which would have gone into consumer spending growth, business M&A, business SGA (especially - more on this innasec) and general private investment and savings went straight into the black hole called Obamacare.

And everybody knows it. The 4-year pendulum swing in the House and Senate has resulted in exactly zero fucks given. No impeachment, no repeal, illegal executive orders out the ass, complicit media, arrogance and criminal bullshit everywhere you look, and the "gun control" democrats are actually endorsing and courting a group called Black Lives Matter which has succeeded in intimidating the police so effectively that BLM has gotten 85% more black people killed than last year, before their "success."

>outrage

And here's the thing why I will vote Trump. It literally can't get any worse. There is no possible future under a Trump administration which could possibly any worse than any other future under anyone else.

You know why Paul Ryan was serious, and I believe him, about not running? Because he is a cowardly little pussy. There is only one candidate lunatic enough to even try to face these disasters down. And I don't care what he will actually do. I don't care if he gets impeached on day 99. The message will be delivered. Whatever happens after that - my soul is prepared.
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>>71255011
Other half of the time it's a fucking leaf
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A L L 9 5 D E L E G A T E S
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>>71254718
He is literally 'increasingly nervous man'
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>71255043
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>>71255067
Shouldn't that be a cut dik
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>>71254242
Who the fuck defends giving the nomination to someone other than who got the most votes?

It's obvious in that case the base decides who they actually want
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>>71255077

It´s not even my video, I shill for free.
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>>71255154
the implication is that Mohammed is sucking Europeans cock, therefore its not cut, only sick americans cut their babys dick
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>>71255011
they're genuine paid shills and people posting from proxies on reddit

britain has the most shills
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>>71255011
We have dentists you have a queen.Jealous?
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http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2016/04/hillary_clinton_on_staten_isla.html

>only 500 Hillary supporters

This is embarassing
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>>71254559
Thank you.

Maybe a proper policy could be put in place where /pol/ can start banning Reddit for their ... "Raids"
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>>71255297
Imagine how pathetic they would have to be if they were doing it for free.
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>>71255311
Lyin' Ted couldn't even draw 100.
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>>71255011
Because your own politics are so cucked even Britfags aren't interested.
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>Britcuck gets put in the corner mid tantrum
I know you're reading this right now, you fucking faggot.

Sucks, doesn't it?
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>>71255386
Would Centrelink be sorta free? Or sorta work?
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MAKE LITERATURE GREAT AGAIN
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Mods = gods
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>>71255311

I laffed.
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>>71255311
Not sure why this picture made me laugh
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>>71255413
Rato held his "rally" in Syracuse at a used car dealership. Can he get any lower?
Probably.
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>>71255582
It's the janitor. Real Momi Hours does get a shitty one though....
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russel brand on suicide watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abEa3-rx6MQ

MAGA
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>>71255647
>at a used car dealership.

Holy fuck.
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PLEASE POST YOUR RARE TRUMPS
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>>71254010
you literally cannot fool us reddit
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Why are Trump Generals declining in popularity? Remember when there used to be a new Trump General every 10 minutes?

Was Trump just a fad meme that Reddit ruined with r/The Donald? Are we #CruzMissiles now?
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>>71255726
Janitor = god
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>>71255614

>Illegals

Run them over and then back up the car just to be safe.
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>>71253807
>NYPost Endorses Trump
http://nypost.com/2016/04/14/the-post-endorses-donald-trump/

A newspaper owned by Trump's son-in-law endorses Trump. Never saw that coming.
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>>71255647
Does anyone have the Rato face/head stencil/vortex/cutout/whatever the kidfs call it?
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sup guys i've been gone for a couple weeks cause of video games

how's our boy hillary doin?
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>>71255647
Well, to be fair, The Donald held an event at a car dealership in New Hampshire.
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>>71255819
so does he just do the toast then not drink?
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>>71255898
I have this one but it's probably not the one you want.
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>>71255851

Not much to discuss you cuck. We're still too used to multiple primaries occurring in quick succession.

>>71255647

Literally that faggot's future job.
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>>71256028
I think he's alright with small toasts for special occasions.
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>>71255726
:^) Like pic related?
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>Trump was able to make the rigged system a national issue
>While everyone ignored it for Bernie.

Kek
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>>71256028
IIRC he said he does drink on special occasions.
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>>71256028
It's his birthday so it's probably not alcohol
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>>71256029
>>71256029
TED'S USED CAR RALLY!

(I just do hats)
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>>71255490
It's true our politics are fuckered. Literally everyone is a neoliberal globalist except for UKIP who can never win because half of the time they hire retards and make news headlines by saying dumb shit, and the other half are tragically hated by most of the population.
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>>71255385
>deleted the post
Dude got BTFO
F
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>>71256124
Yeah.
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>>71256171
10/10
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>>71256131
Trump actually gets shit done.

Everyone else is bought by the powers that be.
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>>71255768
Farage is my hero. Wish the media would cover him more and the smarmy critics would stop making shitty racist jokes
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>>71256171
Bretty gud though
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>>71256131

bernie cant win anything not even a headline kek
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was reagan a good president?
didnt he open america to the globalist shills ? whats with the dick sucking of reagan?

nixon and teddy was best pres desu famailia
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when did 4chan become a daycare
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HILLARY BTFO
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>>71256335
>I have single-handedly ruined Trump Gen
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>>71256335
>admitting to ban evasion

Nice going m8.
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>>71256237
>>71256276

First thing when I saw "used car lot"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Used_Cars
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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Trump;
He is deporting all the aliens from America,our soil;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible high wall;
His energy is marching on.
Glory! Glory! Trumpelujah! Glory! Glory! Trumpelujah!
Glory! Glory! Trumpelujah! The immigrants are marching out!
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>you will never go on a date with Ivanka
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>>71256131
Because Bernie is a socialist faggot who would rather be at the Vatican fondling Syrian refugees than campaigning.
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>>71256390
Ben "Kike Killing Kommando" Garrison at it again.
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>>71256355
Andrew Jackson was one of the best. He blew the absolute FUCK out of the Rothschild owned bank(s) of the day.

When asked of his proudest achievement as president, he said 'I killed the Bank.'
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>>71256355
I was young, but I remember the last few years of Reagans run not being very kind. He was constantly shit on for being a doddering, senile, old man.
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>>71256390
He's probably going to be doing a lot of Hillary shit now what with his site taking that hit
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>>71256390
>posting edited Ben "Expert Lyncher" Garrison comics

disgraceful senpai, post the original
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Anyone else watching the Brazil Impeachment livestream?

They are trying to impeach the president Dilma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
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>>71256390

That's just nasty.

>Barney right in front of that shitshow
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>>71256335
bye friend MODS MODS MODS
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>>71256171
0/10 very disappointed with the customer service and quality of the vehicle

Ted opened by saying that I was a very valuable customer and that I could pick any car I wanted for the listed price, but then he kept changing his mind about the price, one minute he said 10k the next it was 11k and when I went to sign the contract it said 20k. I said he changed it, but he just smiled at me and whispered "the rules are the rules, anon."

when I finally took the car home the next day the engine failed, so he lied about the quality. when I called with the warranty they told me it expired. then when I went back to the office Ted was drinking a literal can of cheese whip and had a hooker doing a strip dance.

I'm never going back to Ted's Used Cary Rally again.

>0/5 STAR REVIEW / NOT RECOMMENDED
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>>71256643
God I love Lee Ann.
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>>71256643
I dont speak bean person
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>>71256643
Everyone should spam "Build the Wall" in the chat.
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>>71256475
>2D Ivanka

dick status: muh
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>>71255964
And how many people showed?
Rato had maybe 150 - 200 people at his used car "rally".
How many thousand waited hours in line to see the Don in Syracuse?
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>>71256499
also bernie isnt actually winning. hes still 200 delegates behind without superdelegate vote
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>>71256959
I know.
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>>71256475
Those scenes were some of the hottest in the book

n-not that I know how it went or anything...
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>>71256643
NO DONT IMPEACH HER

I WANT A CIVIL WAR

CIVIL WAR NOW

NOW
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>>71256643
they should speak in english
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>>71257025
I just saved and shooped it from another thread because she looked like Ivanka.

sauce?
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>>71256952

There were probably a couple dozen rats somewhere nearby looking for him.
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>>71256918
already there friend.
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>>71256952
I don't remember. It was a packed house in any event. Scott Brown was there, too.
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>>71256643
>>71257031
I don't pay too much attention to foreign politics

What did she do / what's your side of the story?
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>>71257031
>you will serve in a BR right wing death squad soon
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>>71256952
There were 1000 people in line by 8 am in syracuse
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>>71256643
Portuguese sounds like a weird mix of Italian and Greek
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>>71256335
shills actually believe this, boy you're just helping us to pass time without being bored
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>>71257076
>/g/910110/2a4597b625/
Sweet Guy by BAK Hyeong Jun
highly recommended
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If the media weren't shillin for Rato as part of the nevertrump shit, Rato would be getting zero votes. It's complete fabricated shit. Only two kinds of cucks vote Rato: Bible cucks and globalist shills.
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>>71255768
holy fuck you guys are cucked beyond belief. I can't believe I could live in a place like Britain without going on a spooning spree
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>>71256770
I also had a similar issue

I had called him up one day asking if he had any red Sedan's and he told me he didn't have them in red but he had blue so I asked him how much but then he told me it was actually green.
Being a Canadian I was unable to go down to America to actually see the vehicle in person but with Ted Cruz being the only true Conservative I figured I could trust him; but when my vehicle was delivered the engine was just a block of cheese.

When I asked him about this he just told me the only way to make sure I got what I wanted was at the car dealership.
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>>71257246
But they'll die cause Taurus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9_YWNo1f-o
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>>71257177
Economic mismanagement,lied about it,then attempted to change laws to cover her crimes.

Basically she was corrupt as fuck.

>>71257246
God wills it brother,we will make this coutnry great again
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>>71257371
Those few chapters were the best
The hair salon scene is a close second though
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>>71256171
I like it
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>>71256171
If you're a True Automobile Enthusiast, come to Canadian Ted's Used Car Dealership, our grass roots initiative ensures our car parts are affordable to states all the way from Hawaii to Maine. The rules are the rules and I have sold more cars than any other Car dealership in the race, 4 cars in a row...
Now, I can tell you who does not like used cars; Donald Trump. Donald will divide the Automobile industry, who has resorted to attacking my used cars...look, you can attack me, but when you attack my used cars, I really lose it. Donald, you're a sniveling coward, stay the hell away from my Used Car Dealership!
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>>71257371
>Sweet Guy by BAK Hyeong Jun
shit manga m8
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>>71257458
kek. friends don't let friends buy taurus.
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MAKE BRAZIL GREAT AGAIN

IMPEACH THE WITCH
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>>71257458
>not bringing good ol' American arms your Right Wing Deathsquad buddies
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>>71257468
>again
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>>71253858
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>>71257458
We'll use sticks and rocks but by god we will take this country back trust me
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>>71257458
taurus is a disaster
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>>71257409
>but when my vehicle was delivered the engine was just a block of cheese.
10/10 lost it here and cracked up
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>>71257619
Pablo 2 was a good emperor

>>71257605
>>71257468
>>71257458
>>71257458
>tfw street battles with communists soon
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YOU KNEW DAMN WELL WE WERE OVER 19 TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT
BEFORE YOU SIGNED THAT HORRIBLE OMNIBUS BILL!
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>>71257458
I...I'll admit I own two Taurus guns. Don't judge me.
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>>71257773
Taurus is a MESS.
Taurus is a WASTE.
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Now lets play our favorite game and guess Trump's VP so here are some hints Trump gave us

>Has Political Experience
>Tough on Illegal immigration
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>>71257389
pray for us on june 23rd ameriburger
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>>71257796
>Brazil
>good
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>>71257841
Too late.
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>>71257796
>street battles with communists
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>>71257910
Hard Mode: No Jeff Sessions
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>>71257969
pedro 2 was best leader

br good
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>>71257910
Ain't Webb
http://www.ontheissues.org/International/James_Webb_Immigration.htm
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I thought for a minute about going to Ratos used car "rally" and maybe holding up a Lyin' Ted sign, but then I realized only commie cucks like Bernie fags are intolerant fuck faces. So I stayed home and laughed at Rato from afar.
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>>71255351
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>>71257910
>>71258050
I'm still holding out for a Trump-Carson ticket
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>>71258036
>tfw I dream about being in big cities with my boys hiding from commies patrols and going under the city in the sewers hiding from them or blending in in rags with a pistol and that's it
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>>71257911
>pray for us

No.
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>>71258031
pls no bully
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>>71257796
>Pablo

It's Pepe le second
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See America? That's why you don't vote women to be leaders of your nation
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>>71257841
When you get a one that could pass US QC they are serviceable guns. Not sure why you would when Flip guns are pretty great for the price with none of the HUE tier dice rolling
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>>71257910
Trump already chose his VP?
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>>71258120
It would be better if one of the maga hats were white.
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>>71258144
back to /b/ edgelord
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>>71258196
No but he hinted him/her
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Trump general is terrible now, not like it was months ago. Sad!
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>>71258087
https://youtu.be/L-IQelFtY9A?t=63
1:03
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>>71256475
heh heh oh baby more of this please
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>>71258140
>commies patrols

Are you kidding me? This is AMERICA. We don't hide from commies nor will they ever gain that kind of power.
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>>71257910
The Kasitch theory sounds nice on paper, but in practice I just doubt that it'll end up that way... if it did though, the Don would have basically pulled a masterchessplayer on the entire GOPe. I still doubt it'll be him, and honestly I don't want that cuck, but he could redeem himself in theory... and we'd get tons more golly gee willickers memes, so whatever.
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>>71258242
I'm not going to "pray" for a nation as pathetic as the UK.
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>>71258269
fug off shill it's 3:13 on a sunday. people have lives
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>>71255768
>Can't Barrage the Farage

Fuck I love these
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>>71257910
Imma gonna keep saying it till I meme it into reality.
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>>71258151

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_FsMIJsOgA
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>>71258345
Well Kasich is weak on illegals so it automatically rules Golly Gee out
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>>71258310
nah in trootno I imagine them being in pickups and taking potshots at them with the boys
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>>71258121
Trump-Carson would be great, actually. Who would want to assassinate Trump if it meant giving Carson the office?
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>>71258376
Yeah, god couldn't even help them if he existed.
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>>71258310
Besides, it's not as if our commies even own guns. More hot topic than IRA.
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>>71258121
The good thing about Trump administration is so many people would be on board. I think Carson could still be a key player without him being the VP
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>>71257910
Trump/Winfrey 2016
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>>71258473
Well that is why Obongo picked Biden but Carson isn't going to happen since he is already given a cabinet position
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>>71258525
This. Surgon General would be pretty great, he really knows his shit and you can see a light in his sleepy, sleepy eyes when he talks about health care systems that have compassion without infringing on people who actually work.
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>>71258554
Never going to happen
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>>71257910
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>>71258554
Oprah's far too liberal.
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>>71258554
Just for the election's sake, that would be ridiculous
and I mean that in a good way
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>>71258467
We're not Toronto.

>>71258505
Also this. The communist pieces of shit here are so pathetic.

They only attempt violent protests in gun free libtard zones.
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HIGH ENERGY
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>>71258576
They could make changes if they wanted to

Nothing would stop the Don if he chose Carson
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>>71258576
A Biden Presidency would be like an hilarious, more lighthearted Johnson presidency.
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i need more trump vaporwave vids in my life.
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>>71258737
Well picking someone else with no political experience as VP would be bad for a GE
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>>71258554
oh no
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>>71258737
Really? I remember people said that it would be a bad idea to have Carson as VP as early as SC, but I can't remember why.
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>>71258743
wut?
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>>71258814
Oh that's a good point, guess it disqualifies Carson

Trump said he wanted someone with political experience
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>>71258849
er, I meant "nothing would stop the Don from getting who he picked"

Not necessarily saying that it's a good political move (outside of not being assassinated I guess)
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>>71258849
Carson has no political experience and is bat shit crazy
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>>71258866
that's the second time that creepy fucker has done that! wtf!
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>>71258849
He brings nothing new to the table and generally seems clueless when it comes to politics.

Also his beliefs are insane and I don't want him having any kind of power when it comes to education.
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>>71258866
Hey, at least he isn't pulling aside his enemies and threatening them with his monster dong.
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What about that New Mexico woman for vp?
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>>71254533
MAGA
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>>71258411
>Gabi

Didnt watch,she literally thinks the commies in Araguaia fought for democracy
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>>71255351

you can't just go on shopping maga hats on everything
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>>71259008
Oh, I remember, didn't he say something about the pyramids?
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>>71259065
I have a feeling Cruz will pick her.
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Susana Martinez
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SO HERE'S THE STORY
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>>71258866
>watching his hand get lower and lower
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What if Trump picks a woman? Are there even any potential ladies that could fit the role?

...SARAH PALIN CONFIRMED FOR VP?
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>>71259122

Rato could double down on the southwest, but then he'd get BTFO in the rust belt, Appalachia and the northeast.
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>>71259122
But Rato would need either someone from the east coast or Florida to get votes in critical states. A Texas, NM ticket would alienate nearly the entire country.
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>>71259192
>tfw trump has like a decade max before his high energy runs out and he retires
>tfw no autobiography narrated by him, complete with random tangents
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>>71259052
>spread your legs

He' a creepy guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy07yHAgM4E
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>>71259248
That would be such a great shit storm. Just understand that he has said he wants someone who has experience in politics and congress and senate stuff
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>>71259106
is that the blonde one?

also what is your opinion on jair?
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>>71259112
Yeah. And he denies evolution and he doesn't even think the fucking big bang happened.
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>>71259110
FUCKING WATCH US
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>>71259248
Please, Palin is a liability. She may be ok to warm up a crowd but she's a disaster for anything else.
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>>71259376
Can you prove the current theory of evolution is what happened? Can you prove the big bang happened?
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>>71259348
Yeah Gabi is the host.

>also what is your opinion on jair?
Fascist bigot meninist nazi anti-democracy baby-eating bastid
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OK GUYS

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW 100% WHO TRUMP'S VP PICK WILL BE?

WELL, I'M HERE REVEAL THE SECRET
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>>71259110
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>>71259425
This
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>>71259248
No, she's too much of a rouge and doesn't have the 'hug 'em kiss 'em, make a deal' ability he needs to get things done.
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>>71259459
>Can you prove the current theory of evolution is what happened?
Yes.
>Can you prove the big bang happened?
Yes.
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>>71259248
don't be a retard. he's not gonna hammer romney for being a failed candidate then pick up a token vp candidate like palin
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>>71259348
Shit I misread your question

>also what is your opinion on jair?
He will make Brazil great again
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When do presidential candiates normally announce their VP's?

I thought it was once they are picked as their respective parties nominee.
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>>71259110
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>>71259582
No, you can't. That is why your reply is nothing more than a three letter word.
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>>71259459
>prove the current theory
>prove
>a theory
good god you're retarded, its a theory because they're working on it being proven, you cant just say "prove that theory" to anyone, because its already being worked on, you dumbfuck.
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>>71259391

this is getting out of hand...

trump has a ceiling right?

i'm now a cruzmissile
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Who /PA/
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>>71259610
is he popular
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>>71259632
That is usually when, or when they are presumptive nominee.

Trump would in all likelihood announce it some time before the convention, especially if he secures the nomination
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>>71259340
>>71259425
>>71259561
>>71259593
(hint: palin as VP was a joke, I wasn't serious)

The actual point of my post was trying to find out if there were any female candidates who could actually fit the bill for Trump's VP. If he nominated a woman for the role Hillary would lose a shitload of support right off the bat and they'd lose their "LOL SEXIST" rhetoric (not that it was ever valid to begin with).
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>>71259750
So it hasn't been proven, yet Carson is insane for questioning it?
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I want to vote for Trump in NY primary, but i'm not convinced he can get to 270. He can't win Virginia,Ohio,NH,Colorado,Nevada,Iowa. He has no path to win the election against Clinton.
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>>71259719
>No, you can't.

Yes I can.

>That is why your reply is nothing more than a three letter word.

Because both require long explanations and that's not what Trump Gen is for.

Do you even CMB (Cosmic microwave background radiation)?
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>>71258310
>Posting t*rks
Please stop.
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>>71259834
Yeah, I know. I meant a women VP would be a great shit storm. I'd love it
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