Why is /pol/ so envious of Indian achievements?
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
>>71102743
Now you're just asking for it...
STREETS
STREET
>>71102743
SHIT ON TO STREET
>>71102854
>>71102848
>>71102840
horrible train. you should be ashamed.
>>71102743
You have the shirts and speech around the wrong way poobody.
>>71102743
Must be a proxyfag.
No indian would brag bc there is nothing to be proud of.
>>71102743
>indian achievements
>>71102743
Here's your (You) m8, use it well :^)
>>71102743
POO
I'm jelly I can't shit on my own streets
I don't think
indians are
bad people
you are
caucasians
and because of
this
aren't dumb
niggers
Like
Ghandi
Said
But
Everyone in
American
race baiting
become trash
and
white americans
want revenge
against all
anti-white racist
race baiting
sjw
within of america
using
mexicans
niggers
even indians
to make
whites of
america
become
bitter and want
to offend
you
worse
back
to compensate
anti-white racist
american race baiting
sjw establishment jews
hate disguised proxy promotion
>>71102743
Someone shitposting with a proxy
No one would seriously post something so implausible.
sage/report
>>71103029
I know right, wish we had this kind of freedom here.
>>71103055
wat
SUPERPOWER BY 2020
>>71103152
>Ausfailia in-charge of handling the truth
>>71102743
>India is literally the shittiest place on Earth
>>71102743
kek
I like cute indian women that poo in loo tho
>>71103055
>libycatanlgs bearb
I thought you were doing a thing for a minute, now I'm just confused
This is considered a luxurious massage in Pooville
http://youtu.be/zN1u3XQvIs4
The ability to have smelly armpits, dump bodies in the river, and wipe your ass with your designated hand while shitting in the street
> Indian achievements
Such as , and the well known
![1460731289749[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JhHPdf6.jpg "1460731289749[1].jpg")
India stronk.
What you call Indian police chief....? Field shit commander...hahahahaha my sides
>>71103029
Even Mexicans, who throw their shit-covered toiler paper into the trash can, look down on you.
Get it together India
POO
POO
POO IN DA LOO
POO IN DA LOO
MY DARLING
>>71103377
What disease did he spread to his hand?
>>71103295
Gross. Who the fuck would let an Indian person touch their head like that? Who knows how much feces or cow piss are on their hands.
Because all this board is good for is posting outdated shitty memes.
You cannot post anything on this board (while being an average indian) Without the entire thread being derailed with "DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS". Sadly.
![1460735473992[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8lmt3Zq.jpg "1460735473992[1].jpg")
>>71103432
>>71103388
where's the pics of your maid somalibro? also, any luck with that free shit from google and facebook?
>>71103377
wait what
why didn't they put kate on her jersey
and give the prince a break, the royals have had blood flow problems for generations
if you cut them they are basically dead because of poor breeding
they needed breeding stock like Kate, with southern European/black blood in her to keep the bloodline from becoming completely fail
>>71103480
Yeah, as more indians discover it and learn to handle banter these type of threads will be nothing new.
>>71103480
Well maybe once you guys start having everyone start pooing in the loo, we'll respect you more.
Until then
DESIGNATED
>>71102743
/risk/ thread, come play with other /pol/lacks
>>>>>71102132
>>71103480
Mate we're talking to the absolute best of India. Your average Indian is starving to death in a slum
>>71103555
As more Indians discover toilets these type of threads will be nothing new
Seriously they do not cost that much
>>71103555
>>71103388
>being swedish in 2016
>>71102743
Go have a GDP higher than Moldova and we'll talk.
>>71103295
Not gonna lie
I felt super relaxed just watching that. It would be better if it didn't sound like Daffy duck was quacking outside
![1460735095193[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GOLS5yT.jpg "1460735095193[1].jpg")
>>71103634
>>71103619
>>71103576
I neva learnt how 2 play
>>71103612
let's not forget that ONE BILLION PEOPLE SHIT IN THE STREET. ONE FUCKIN BIILLION
![1460735824103[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sgPUvDB.jpg "1460735824103[1].jpg")
>>71103544
i'll give her a break.
>>71102743
no worries India bro soon all flags will be in history books, anyways who fucks want be identified by a stupid flag not me for sure...
>>71103671
should i be cocern about that baldie that got blacked, sanjay?
>>71102743
>>71103730
Fuck the Queen her country went from an empire to a tiny island under her supposed reign.
>Go to India on vacation
>Lady at the agency sold the trip as being exotic and exciting
>Arrive at Indian airport
>Step off plane and into cow shit
>Attempt to scrap it off
>Stopped by an Indian
>"No, No, that is sacred."
>He proceeds to smear it back on my shoes
>Figure fuck it, I'll clean up once I'm at the hotel
>Can barely make it through airport though
>Cow shit is coating all the floors
>Like a brown slip and slide
>Try to grab railing to hold myself up
>It's covered in cowshit too
>Notice 747 outside on tarmac
>Notice tarmac isn't really a tarmac
>It's a shitmac, runway is made of cow dung
>Hail a taxi once outside
>Realize it's not really a taxi
>It's solid bricks of shit strapped together with wheels bolted on and painted yellow
>Too confused at this point to think straight so I go in the crap cab.
>Arrive at hotel and driver says that will be "Two from the loo"
>Look at him confused
>He kneels down in front of me and places his hands together
>"Trip costs two from the loo please"
>Realize he wants me to deficate in his hands
>They use shit as currency
>"Please, Please, two from the loo"
>Unzip my pants and squat against his hands
>Try and shit while he keeps chanting "two from the loo"
>Squeak out some turds
>He thanks me and puts them in his pockets
>Finally get inside hotel
>They take me to my room
>It's covered in shit, complimentary from the hotel
>Tell me minibar is stocked
>Will settle in later I need a drink
>Grab first bottle I see and take a swig
>Nearly vomit
>It's cow piss
>Realize all drinks are cow piss
>Suddenly dawns on me that India isn't a country it's just the insides of a giant fucking cow.
>>71103708
come learn, its my first time OPing, you just tell me where to expand the land, and you post number decides how much land you get
>>71103748
damn right Poo-rtugal. lmao.
>>71103809
Of course not, if not blacked he'd be browned.
>>71103636
Ranjeep said, satisfied with his harsh takedown of the anonymous poster. However, due to his diet of grease and spices, he had to shit for the 11th time this day. He quickly ran to his favorite window (his only window) in his 10x7 foot apartment in Bangalangalolololoarashabad, stood on a plastic crate he found floating in the water, and shoved his rear end out the window. Hardly before his sequined pink pants cleared the way, his hairless cheeks parted and jettisoned the leftovers of his mothers saag paneer out onto the street, scalding a 45lb starving 14 year old urchin and desecrating a statue of an effeminate man with a lion face and 8 arms. Ranjeep sighed, and wiped the excess feces from his anus and cleaned his hand with a quick wipe on the inside of the window pane. "Good enough", he thought. Little did he know, the thread he replied to was quickly filling with comments...
>>71103853
she had no reign to keep to be honest. It was gone way before she became the monarch, it was all set in motion and she only stayed to see it's demise.
>>71103432
>you shit here
>not yet
My sides
>>71103931
still not get it manmeat, who is that baldie?
>>71103905
My fucking sides
>>71103055
nice huerism. the whole world is watching.
This thread needs Australians. Not much racism and bigotry going on here.
>>71103998
>Be American
>2017
>Hillary won in a landslide
>Go outside
>Neighbourhood full of chimps
>Sprint to car to get to work
>Can't sprint because morbidly obese
>Get shot at 3 times
>Can't fire back, only minorities are allowed guns
>Nimbly navigate the shots
>'Just another wednesday'
>Use keys to open door
>Remember cars are banned because muh environment
>Take bike instead
>Bike is nowhere to be found
>Briefly forgetting your neighbours
>Decide to walk instead because the public transport system is shit
>Make it 10 feet off your property
>Get stabbed and robbed (forgetting your neighbours, not even once)
>Get into ambulance
>'Sorry we have to take 33% longer to get to the hospital, gender laws'
>Almost at the hospital
>Nignog protestors hold up the ambulance
>Whiteys give us your money and shiiiieeeet
>Ask politely to drive forward
>Ambulance workers give me a horrified look
>'Sorry sir we have to respect them'
>Everyone on the ambulance pays their daily slavery reparations
>Get to hospital, get treated
>Leave
>'Just a minute sir, you forgot your bill'
>$1,000,000 plus an 33% for the cis-white-male tax
>Sigh to yourself
>'At least that's over with'
>Go home
>House has been looted, nignogs partying and destroying your property
>Still forgetting who your neighbours are, come on now
>'Ayo hol up whiteboi dis our shiiieett now'
>Get beaten up and left in the gutter
>Now homeless
>Decide to live under a bridge
>Can't live under a bridge because the Turkroaches and mudslimes King Nignog brought in need their natural habitat
>Decide it isn't worth living anymore
>No gun to kill yourself
>Decide to jump off skyscraper
>Whites have already been banned from entering buildings over one story to remind them how little they've contributed to society
>Out of nowhere a wild mudslime appears
>Flashing light
>Wake up
>'Glad to see your back with us, that'll be $10,234,243 plus your white-cis-male-tax of 33%'
>Die again
>>71104078
he is "prince" of UK, lives in Cuckingham palace.
>>71103905
>>71104145
POO
BUILD WALL
GERMANGANISTAN
GAS THE KITES
BRUSH UR TEETH
>>71103931
Nigga's handsome tbqh senpai
Also to everyone ITT
What about Indian Guyana? Do they poo in loo?
>>71104283
take a wild guess burgieboy.
>>71103055
>white americans
>want revenge
>against all
>anti-white racist
>race baiting
>sjw
>within of america
>using
>mexicans
>niggers
>even indians
>to make
>whites of
>america
>become
>bitter and want
>to offend
>you
>worse
>back
not really, in the real world people aren't as rude/mean as they are on the internet, atleast not without consequence and since anonymity and very lenient moderation on imageboard does away with having to face consequences people just run wild.
>>71104283
The girl is a 2/10 though
>>71102971
Indians are very proud of their bread skills
>>71104378
Holy shit paisa
>They can't sit on the loo but they can sit on muh dick
>>71103634
I need to hook my 64 back for another round of BK now.
>>71103538
Mexicobro, I got the maid pic, I'm taking more photo of the city, I will make a thread after work. About that free shit I spoke to the school managment and they are so happy, we took pictures of the students and started writing the letters.
>>71104552
>>71104164
>be indain
>any year
>>71102743
Like what? butter chicken and naan bread?
>>71102743
Only Indian thing I'm envious of are their pristine toilets in mint condition. Every time you take a shit you're likely the first person to ever poo in that particular loo!
So, what did you really achieve?
> Hi, I'm Indian. How do I get white women to fuck me?
> You can't. You're rotten fruit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfh6s_Ci_rY&list=UUC3L8QaxqEGUiBC252GHy3w&index=12
bumping this thread again .
>>71102971
that's (the glasses) the exact tacky thing that fucking comes out of india.
is there even a country that praises tacky things more than india?
I want a qt average indian waifu with a big nose so we can have a fuckton of kids
>>71104164
>Be Indian
>Look like a subhuman monkey, like abbos with smaller cranial bones
>Shit in street
>Rape in street
>Drink animal urine in street
>Probably die in street
>Thrown in a river to rot next to street
What’s the cultural significance to streets pajeet?
>>71104145
POO IN LOO PAJEET AND DRIVE MY FUCKING TAXI BEFORE YOU GO TO THE CALL CENTER AND OFFER YOUR BROTHER AT THE 7/11 A LONG DISTANCE PHONE PLAN AND TECH SUPPORT FOR COUNTRIES YOU'LL NEVER VISIT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO POOR TO AFFORD SHOES AND YOU SHIT ON THE FUCKING ROAD
>>71104227
CLAP CLAP MUH HIGH CHOLESTEROL AND NATIONAL DEBT
How was that?
Sorry I'm late guys a needed to lure an abbo out of my dope crop with a can of Fosters.
>>71102743
Fuck Indians. They are compulsive liars. Don't trust them for even a second.
>>71109037
Well, hello your majesty.
>>71102743
>Indian achievements.
Let's remember some of them:
>shitting in the streets.
>shitting on the beach.
>shitting in food.
>shitting in the toilet... NOT.
>shitting in space (in 2020).
>>71102743
>dat pic
fuckin OP its just so fucking stupid rofl
>>71102743
>>71103055
OP
SHIT
IN THE
POO
NOW
I
LEARNED
YOU'RE
AMERICAN
KEK
NIGGER
GARBAGE
PROXY
YOU
PEOPLE
DESERVE
DIE
AND
BE
NUKED
YOU
DISGUSTING
PIECE
OF
SHIT
>>71102743
the ultimate shitpost.
>>71102743
im sorryi had to reply again the op is killing me idk why i cant stop laughing STUPID, FUCKING STUPID LOL!
>>71109037
r-rare
POO IN LOO
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O
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>>71102743
fixed
>>71102743
Because /pol/ is full of "brits" (ie. butthurt Pakis) who spread propaganda against India.
>>71102743
Dude, after seeing one of you guys defend eating cow shit i can't even look at any of you guys without giggling.
POO IN ALOO
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>>71104164
it should be
>$1,000,000 plus tip
>>71102743
>india
>aryan
I'm dying
I AM THE TURD OF MY STREET
SLURRY IS ON MY LEFT HAND AND SHIT IS IN MY FOOD
I HAVE SMEARED OVER A THOUSAND PLACES
UNKNOWN TO POTTY-TRAINING, NOR KNOWN TO TOILET PAPER
HAVE WITHSTOOD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AFTER EATING TOO MUCH SPICE
YET THOSE TOILETS WILL NEVER BE USED
SO, AS I SQUAT
UNLIMITED STREET-SHITTING WORKS!
>>71103634
Australians are the kings of banter, only they come up with shit like this.
>>71109510
Are Indians usually too proudy? Is this a problem in India???
>>71104164
Merifats eternally BTFO by young Pajeet.
>>71103404
Wait...
I'm Mexican
So you're telling me...
Huh.
>>71102743
just know you are a filthy curry monkey and no amount of shit posting on pol will change that
>>71104164
kek USA on suicide watch
>>71107601
Well, you've come up with some pretty silly stuff after you got nuked
>>71105079
cuck
>>71102743
>a country in conjecture to an image board
literally grasping mate
>>71103404
DELETE THIS
>>71103119
Hint: he was muslim
>>71103377
>>71103544
>>71103432
>India stronk.
Mate. He already has Indian blood from Diana's side.
>>71109037
SECRET RARE
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>>71107601
America
>>71102743
bumpity boo
>>71103626
LOO
>>71109037
>>71102743
>curryniggers think they're fair-haired whites
how delusional are they?
>>71102743
>>71103905
>>71103055
People like you are why I hate coming
On this board, you flood it with
Obnoxious garbage that just doesn't need to be here.
I almost feel sorry for people like you but you're pretty much
Niggers of the internet.
Like, why do you even take the time to type
Out this retarded shit? You're a fucking
Outcast.
Bumping for true Aryan
>>71103055
What the fuck is this faggot even saying?
Reminder India had submarines in their navy.
Can you imagine the smell pol?
>>71118541
Stop raping Dalit children.
>>71102743
Had a Rogan Josh tonight, envious as fuck
>>71118670
He's saying don't rape Dalit children.
>>71105079
Good one. Hahahaha! Funny post swede
>>71118714
I like his podcasts.
what a shitty bait
>>71118888
>88
>88
>>71102743
Indians are always good for a pity laugh.
>>71118843
I liked him in Fear Factory
>>71102743
>Indian
>White
>Blond
>Blue eyes
Looks like Strayas got their emu wings on some proxy server.
>>71119100
>slavs
>thinking they're white
kek
>>71102743
Your conic confuses me. Why does the currynigger have the /pol/ shirt and the white man has the Indian shirt?
>>71102799
THREAD
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>>71102743
>Indian
>Achievements
Convincing a computer illiterate that he has a wirus on vindows isn't an achievement Pajeet.
POO
Why do poo in loo worship moo?
>>71118670
Brazillian National Anthem
>>71102743
I'm not really envious of being able to shit outside of a toilet
>>71110796
I know what your going through chicanobro. I recently discovered that your not supposed throw your used toilet paper in the trash can. But I can't stop....
Are ya ready kids?
>aye aye captain!
I can't hear you!
>aye aye captain!
Ohhhhhhhh!
Who lives in the slums of the outer city?
>Spongebob Currypants!
Who takes a bath once a year in the river ganges?
>Spongebob Currypants!
If cheap labor is something you wish?
>Spongebob Currypants!
>Spongebob Currypants
>Spongebob Currypants
>Spongebooooob Cuuurrrrypaaaants!
>>71109037
>>71122224
bump?
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