HERE IT COMES
>7.3 earthquake hits Southern Japan
>Endless aftershocks 4.0 - 7.0
>It's still going down
>Some are Speculating that withing the next 48 Hours even more, bigger quakes could hit
Livestream 1 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
Livestream 2 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-6gJayJ7M
>Happening Maps:
http://www.jma.go.jp/en/quake/
http://earthquakes.volcanodiscovery.com/
http://www.kmoni.bosai.go.jp/new/
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
https://www.windyty.com/?gust,39.235,138.940,4
http://www.japanquakemap.com/
http://ptwc.weather.gov/?region=1
>California Watch:
http://projects.eri.ucsb.edu/scec/webquake
first for happening
This shit is fucking crazy
1st for JACKPOT
Poor Japan,
first for dead nips
ああああ
DING DING DING!
>>71098298
Ok but how is this politics?
fourth for hal9000
>>71098361
>magnitude 5 aftershock
>happening
give it a rest m8
do these smaller quakes indicate a massive one is coming?
>mfw these noises
texas
>>71098298
>mfw both streams open during a jackpot
K....
>>71098391
woop woop
>>71098399
Great wall rises from the sea after +9 quake
>>71098422
yes and no , its hard to tell
>>71098419
Not a forequake
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20160416/k10010482591000.html
気象庁は、記者会見で、16日午前1時25分ごろに起きたマグニチュード7.3の地震が「本震」で、それより前のおとといの夜に発生した熊本地震が「前震」にあたるという見解を示しました。
"At a press conference, the meteorological agency expressed the opinion that the magnitude 7.3 earthquake (that occurred on the 16th at 1:25 am) is the 'real quake', and the earthquakes in Kumamoto that occurred the night before yesterday were 'forequakes'."
Also stating that afterquakes can occur for about one week, including intensity up to around weak 6, and people should be aware of the increased risk of buildings collapsing and landslides in affected areas
>>71098298
Did the rabbit island sink?
>>71098399
Happening threads are the healthy staple of pol life, like rice in Japan
>hoenn is based on southern japan
Is Groudon pissed?
>>71098399
NEWS and political board dumb fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uC4AUyju7k
Karma.
>>71098422
No. But it could also be related to underground magma and core shatter, does japan have a volcano?
Anyone word of Fukushima, or was the quack to far south?
While it is very unfortunate that Japan has been struck with earthquakes, there are still those among us who wait for the jackpot sounds.
They tend to occur at least once every thread.
The most recent one got two.
When will they occur again?
What will be the magnitude?
Where will the epicenter be?
>>71098399
It's news which belongs here.
>>71098491
>the opinion
>>71098422
They are either aftershocks, or foreshocks.
We can't be certain until they stop completely or get worse and worse.
Beep boop
>>71098399
>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.
I swear people need to actually read the sticky when they come here
>>71098547
Yeah, Mt. Aso erupted today
>this music
it's all over ;_;
>the beeps going along with the music
It's like some santanic vaporwave
>>71098449
>BEEP BEEP
>BEEP BEEP
>BRE BRE BRE BRE
>ding
This stream music is comfy as fuck
>>71098553
>tfw dozing off and jackpottu occurs
remember the quake in the '40s?
>>71098547
Volcano warnings http://www.jma.go.jp/en/volcano/
I love how SK is taking full advantage of this to troll the fuck out of Nippon because of their statements about Dokdo the other day.
I seriously hope that person who makes the lewd things I want to buy from Japan didn't get hurt.
>>71098679
Music to die by.
Would a huge event over there cause a major event in the San Francisco Bay area? will we finally see a housing market normalization?
>>71098572
>thinking you have more info and knowledge than the JMA
I have an idea. Japan builds a wall around the volcano, and China ways for it.
>>71098644
Must be the hentai games.
>"""""""Earthquakes"""""""
Underground nuclear detonations
>>71098880
Alas, the truth comes out
Will we have a tsunami like in 2011?
Some of you are alright.. don't go to Japan tomorrow
>>71098868
Why not just take the Great Wall and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?!?!?!?11
>>71098796
Remember this nips, Americans only care about you for your shitty cartoons and cock sleeves
Personally I care for neither so hang 10 on the incoming tsunami faggots
THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE ASIAN STEPHEN COLBERT KEK
>>71098880
Kim Jong Un's invasion of Japan is underway.
>>71098976
God dammit
>>71098880
this
I don't want a happening to happen desu.
I will focus on blocking this thread's meme magic.
>>71098919
If things go as anticipated, yes. Right now we're just playing the waiting game and confusing the locals with our gets.
>모히또: 뭐에요?
>>71099117
YOU CAN'T AVOID IT
NO WAY IN
NO WAY OUT
>>71099117
Happenings are our way of getting back at SJWs
>>71098298
It will not happen in the near future
>>71098880
delete this
>>71099166
Praise KEK!
>>71098298
The japanese are stronger than we could ever be.
We would have people shooting, rapes you name it
>>71099117
You shall fail.
Volcanoes are waking up.
>>71099175
Yeah those damn nips and their SJWs
>>71098935
looks like Mr. Xi Jinping is pounding you hard.
if double then 9.0 earthquake tomorrow
>>71099229
LORD KEK, I ASK UNTO THEE.
BURY JAPAN UNDER A FOOT OF ASH.
>>71099166
>>71099175
>>71099208
>>71099210
>>71099212
Begone fiends!
>>71099208
kek doesn't exist.
Can we just sink Japan already. I just want anime destroyed.
>>71098915
>>71098995
>>71099100
>>71099191
I'm serious. Soon after this they are going to have another """""earthquake""""" caused nuclear meltdown and radiation will begin to leak. Slowly, the Japanese peninsula will be forced to sink into the sea as these destinations finish cutting the Earth's crust beneath it. Evacuations will save great numbers, but nowhere near enough. Japan as we know it will be lost.
The next targets will then be New Zealand, then Ireland, followed by Alaska, then the """""quakes""""" will being in the Canadian mainland and cut the Northern American continent in two.
Mark. My. Words.
Waiting for the next jackpot
>>71099253
If double numbers Japan sinks
Call me when Mt. Fuji blows and the lava flow is heading towards a nuclear plant.
>>71099175
>implying their are SJWs in Japan or that SJWs even care about Japan
>>71099291
Be warned, infidel.
If you oppose the will of LORD KEK (pbuh) you will become a victim of the happening, side by side with the normie filth.
REEEEEESPECT THE HOUSE OF KEK.
>>71098935
Well actually... http://www.omupan.com/
>>71098545
kek that stereotypical Japanese accent
how does the jack pot work?
>>71099367
Most English teachers in Japan are left wing morons.
Rolling for commiefornia falls into the ocean
>>71099382
I knew I was going to regret that.
>>71099246
Fuck up currynigger
>>71099323
There's been 4 mid level beeps since this thread. It's going to happen badly
>>71099316
*detonation
Because my tinfoil hat reduces my ability to spell
>>71099330
It might not be Fuji, but you might get close enough. The faults are shifting, volcanoes are waking up, and one smaller volcanic island is already being evacuated because it started spewing smoke. Humamoto Castle is essentially no more to boot. How these people are keeping a straight face through all of this is really impressive.
>>71099209
niggers looting
Kek wont let it happen. Hes meme magicing us with blue balls. We are the feels boy.
>>71099458
Supported.
>>71099316
>Mark. My. Words.
I'll mark them under "bullshit"
>>71099242
>>71099367
You never know, Japan is all cute and hugbox and pouring fish into your cornholio with a funnel
All of which cater to the SJW interest
>>71099291
>>71099301
God doesn't exist either but it's still fun to post about it!
>>71099316
>New Zealand
>>71099382
What in the goddamn gook is this shit?
>>71099458
This along with Melbourne and Vancouver.
>>71098298
So its because of a volcano right? Is Japan fucked?
>>71099246
>>71099494
hahahaha good one Pajeet
you wrecked that little bitch
>>71098298
I never understand what's going on in these Japanese game-shows.
>>71099499
I bought a 12 pack just to stay up and watch this shit go down. The suspense is killing me.
>>71099568
As long as you take them down I don't care what you think of them
>>71099582
Yes, earthquake capital of the world? You know, right ahead of Japan? Why WOULDN'T that be a perfect false flag front to destroy them and blame nature.
>>71098545
There just like every other delusional cuck race if they think whitey is their biggest problem.
>>71099628
Plates shifting.
>>71099436
The Japanese have an earthquake detection system that sounds an alarm when an earthquake greater than a magnitude 4 occurs
This triggers several automatic alarms to sound at once which sounds similar to a slot machine detecting a jackpot.
Stay strong my japan bros. Shit is fucked up.
Mother Earth is punishing them for genociding whales and polluting the ocean with literal cancer.
>>71099590
Japan uses cloth...
>>71099316
>The Japanese peninsula will sink back into the sea as the Earth's crust is cut up beneath it
It doesn't work that way. The Crust doesn't just crumble into dust.
>>71099733
is a jackpot actually given?
>>71099494
sorry. was i interrupting your sexy time with Mr. Jinping?
>>71099693
The elite have been buying up property and farms in NZ for when shit hits the fan. They aren't going to sink it.
DING DING DING
QUAKES IN 30 MINUTES
>>71099805
Maybe.
>>71099771
VAITO PIGGU GO HOOM!!
if doubles then earthquake in 30 minutes
>9.9
if this post gets repeating digits earthquake in 30 minutes
>>71099996
well that sucks brah
Idiots, lord KEK is working through me, he says the 18th, it happens.
>>71099996
9999
6
IDS HABBENING
>>71098441
>tfw she has plenty of videos of using her footpussy to make guys cum
>>71099778
Wven if I'm wrong about these being """""quakes""""" any piece of land can genuinely be sunk or even separated from the Earth's crust.
Not to mention that enough explosions under the surface could not only damage the crust and cause separation, but underground/water detonations can cause volcanic activity which could easily level Japan.
Have you really never heard of volcanoes rising out of the sea or receding back into the depths? Did you go to school? Were you there during geography?
Shit dude, this is like 4th grader knowledge.
I haven't heard any jackpots yet
can someone link?
japan is fucked.
>Ontake-san is firing up now
>It's halfway across the country but follows the fault
FUCKING HYPE.
>>71099996
>>71100057
Open both streams in op
>>71099996
REROLL
>>71100098
they don't work for me
>>71099996
here is your repeating digits
>>71100155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-6gJayJ7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
>>71100155
copy paste them in another window.
>>71098432
>fulton extraction successful
>>71100155
perhaps your gayness is preventing them to work
So Kyushu's just fucked?
As the chopper winched the Japanese person the chat blew up. We're watching the same news stream as Japan
WEW
E
W
>>71100155
INFIDEL
BURN HIM IN THE NAME OF KEK
happening if rep digs
>mfw Japanese geologist friend came over here a week ago and says he won't be going back home
>asked him why
>"I don't want to live like Atlantians"
That fucker left his whole family there too
Shit. Gotta go get an energy drink or two for this shit, but I don't want to miss anything.
>>71100331
MANG
>>71100331
please kek
>>71100295
They stole a loli.
>>71099658
t. Kyle Chang
>>71100349
>I don't want to live like Atlantians"
What did he mean by this?
>>71100351
You won't miss anything really. Maybe some shitposts and some all caps text, but other than that? Nothing.
Enjoy your beverages.
WTF IS THAT CREEPY CHILD VOICE THAT COMES THROUGH IN THE BACKGROUND RANDOMLY???!!!!!!
>>71100349
he knew, thats hilarious.
Guys, can you imagine waking up in and hearing that Japan is gone. Like, completely gone.
What would you do? Would you still go to work? Would you still go to school? Would you still be playing games?
The world stopped moving for a day when the twin towers fell. But, that was only three thousand people. What would we do if a hundred million people just disappeared? What would you do?
>>71099828
Yeah you were actually, you dont see me interupting you when youre trying to take a shit on the street do you? rude
>>71100468
It's text to voice software.
>>71100411
>post yfw they fultoned a loli
>>71100295
That dope on a rope is pretty fucking agile too.
>>71100455
>>71100411
>>71100300
>>71100222
>>71100155
all these dubs when i should have got them
>>71098298
Being Commiefornian these threads are giving me genuine anxiety. Fuck /pol/, I'm not ready to go yet. Please no.
>>71100468
text to voice. Probably of a livestream/comment reader on another site
>>71100349
my dad works at nintendo in the geology division and he confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzq3uBVNkBU
I just...i dont know
>>71100495
Celebrate
>>71100455
Okay, I guess I can just get a recap later on the thread.
>>71100495
lament the loss of animu and mango.
then i would proceed to laugh hard at the nips and go back to reading my chink LN's and shit.
>>71100538
LORD KEK does not bless your words.
If this post achieves repeating digits, America will take in the entire population of Japan as refugees.
>>71100411
Japs buttflustered that the Gaijin are stealing there lolis
>>71100468
it wuz the ayyy lmaos senpai 2bh
>>71100497
so he was right, you just admitted to be openly gay
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha BTFO
>>71100553
I thought it was your uncle.
>>71100468
It's the kid from "Godlike"
>>71100570
Yeah I'll fill you in on what goes on as best that I can.
i just saw a number of magnitude 9 and 10 earthquakes take off from an american airbase here, estimated time of arrival: 30 minutes
>>71100495
Shit happens, bro. What if doctors didn't go to work? What if firemen didn't go to work? What if cops didn't go to work? You can't cry about every little fucking death. Not unless they're American because not even God loves the nips.
>>71100622
same person
>>71100572
Now anime can only be reborn by Japanese Americans
>>71100646
That's hot.
>>71100582
check these happening dubs
If asians have so much groupthink and arent all self centered soulless insects, why are they almost all ruled by dictators living in shitty conditions, why is japan built on such a fucking dangerous shitty island, why dont they all just pack their shit up and leave together, or stand up against their dictators, even when they're fucking starving en masse?
>>71100621
BTFO your dads asshole with my big aussie cock, you changs sure are tight ;)
>>71100556
Hahahahaha what the fuck
8.1 WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF RIP
Where do I apply to steal little girls?
when does the tsunami happen?
>>71100495
that cant happen just yet i need to know who won the cavalry battle in prison school.
>>71100495
Consider suicide seeing how my only source of escapism is gone.
>>71100673
eh at least i still have korean berserk and the ravages of time so its not a complete fucking loss on the animu and mango front.
could be much much worse.
>>71100582
Only if every American male gets a qt Jap female doubles confirm
The only thing that gives me comfort is making myself believe God is real and that there is life after death. Or at the very least I'll be reborn as somebody else.
>>71100744
JSDF
>>71100349
is he staying for good or just until these tremors blow over
April 20th happening?
>>71100724
I have no idea, seen couple of hes videos before, the guy is batshitcrazy. Draws maps and shit.
>>71100716
coming out of closet on 4chan.
you sure are very lonely.
>supposedly a Happening thread, major natural disaster, catastrophe in Japan, etc.
>not a single nip in this thread
/pol/ was wrong again, it's nothing
>>71100645
this would be the biggest disaster ever, like the remaining japs would seppuku and governments around the world would round them up and keep them in suicide watch and breed them like fucking pandas
>>71098298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjt2oRPeME
Oh no its godzilla
>>71100854
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL DEAD M8
>>71100836
>a fucking wheel
>>71100854
>a fucking leaf
>>71100835
Tell him he is a double nigger supreme?
>>71100854
>>not a single nip in this thread
thats cause their all buried in rubble as their island sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
>>71100788
welp.
Guess I'm done with White women.
>>71100836
To be fair, Australians hate gays so this might be his one safe space.
>>71100836
POO IN LOO
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>>71100639
>i just saw a number of magnitude 9 and 10 earthquakes take off from an american airbase here, estimated time of arrival: 30 minutes
>>71100836
I wish my toilet was a nice beach like yours senpai.
>>71100854
>Implying the nips can post when shit's on fire yo'.
>>71100830
nah the baal happenings will be manmade
>>71100716
you're shaking and all confused now bitch, your post don't fucking make sense
calm down Ahmed, suck a camels ass or something
when does the stream get interesting?
>>71100788
>>71100836
just cause someone fucks a blokes ass doesn't make them gay
the one who is taking it is gay
also poo in etc
Please my Lord, protect the people of our beloved animeland.
Their craft gives many of your lost children a reason to keep going.
>>71100854
They already ded m8...
Fuck 'em Japanese I hope they get 40.9 earthquake and billions aftershocks, them gooks stole all our fishes, fucking sushi addict chings, karma is a bitch small eyes aliens.
>>71100944
When a jackpot occurs.
There's at least one per thread.
The last thread got 2.
>>71100830
Thought it was the 19th? Temple of Baal and a major blood sacrifice or some stupid shit
>>71100944
Good question
>>71099710
It kinda is. Just like how here in California Mexicans are our biggest problem, even though on the national scale niggers are.
>>71100970
Given it a lot of thought, eh?
>>71100992
shut up pirate
>>71100836
yes Pajeet he is very lonely, desperate in fact for attention, like a little spoiled girl
>>71100992
>implying somalians fish
you sir are a liar.
which links should I have open?
should I have both streams up?
I dont mean to make light of the situation, but dinners more important.
I've always thought that it's impossible for an entire state let alone a country to "fall into the ocean". Even if a tsunami did submerge Japan, that water's gotta thin out and go away eventually.
>>71100892
a fucking nigger
>>71101004
what if theyre over and now this is boring?
>>71100582
rerolling
How's the Shakening Sleepover going, any progress yet? Catch me up to speed.
>>71101031
you bet, you can't help but let your mind wander when you're fucking a guys hairy ass
>>71100992
Nobody cares nigga.
>>71100870
Just because the world stops doesn't mean my bills do. Sorry Japs, I'll pray for you or something, but in the mean time I'll be making a living.
>>71100970
>just cause someone fucks a blokes ass doesn't make them gay.
kek
>>71101039
Yeah I'm desperate for attention just like pajeets toilet
>>71101115
>we will never keep a jap in a zoo.
>>71101031
>>71100970
all he thinks about day and night is cock, that's why he is so upset
>>71101086
Well then good night.
Seems to be only on Nagasaki.
>>71100788
Goodnight nippon.
>>71100992
jackpot incoming?
>>71101180
damn straight, I even get hungry for phallus shaped foods like sausage sizzles and bananas and icey poles
>>71100052
>>71098441
name?
So all memes aside, in complete seriousness, is everything going to be just fine and normal tommorrow?
>>71101060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-6gJayJ7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
First is graphs, maps, and other info. The second is news feed. Both are useful. The maps are only useful if you can read and understand them, otherwise it's just colored dots on an island.
If Kek wills it, Kek wills it.
>>71101244
YES
>>71100693
Newfag those are not dubs
>>71101245
Hey wanna go fuck some bloke assholes later? We can livestream nips getting rekt in the earthquake to keep us ultra hard
I bkame Obama
is a tsunami going to hit japan again?
has it already hit?
is it on the way?
when does it get here?
what does a jackpot sound like?
>>71101151
ok so you do now admit again publicly
that A - you are indeed homosexual
and B- you are starving for attention
should we fuck you up again with our post?
looks like you are good at fucking yourself up alone, tripping over your words like a confused angry retard
you OK little buddy? not sure I like all this foam coming out of your mouth there Ahmed
