The MadMan Alexander Jahans is at it again this time claiming that "/pol/ wouldn't want to mess with him"
He has gone mad with nothin personnel
>>71096418
Forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJIgiVb-KE0
>>71096418
Good on this guy
He's embracing his impending wizardhood and just living his life.
He is quite a character.
>mfw /pol/acks think they're alpha like me
>>71096418
>>71096480
Holy fuck. The way this guy talks is Australian mixed with autism mixed with stunted puberty. There is not a voice in this world that annoys me more. I think I would applaud if ISIS captured him, sawed his head off with a dull butter knife, and posted it on LiveLeak.
Also, the guy looks like if you combined Cid from Ice Age with a dyke lesbian.
>>71096418
Jahaaaaans
Holy crap, he's for real?!
>>71096418
That guy has a second set of moobs in his armpits
>>71096418
>tfw his parents hate him and tell him they hope he dies
What has /pol/ done to this faggot?
>>71096480
Hot!
>>71096418
>>71096480
>nearly two hours long
Curiosity disolved. Goodbye.
>>71096418
those tits. bunch of faggots on /pol/ probly want to fuck him
>mfw drumpfkins don't feel the bern
>>71097131
>>71097131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQHdyEeqHAU
>>71096853
>omigawd I hate my town, there are only two Labor ministers fml
this insufferable faggot
>>71096966
Yes. He has a nice video explaining
(at great length for 45 minutes) about why your taxes should be crushing because the money can be put to better use in others' (his) hands, to pay for his Skyrim DLC because it increases his quality of life and ergo it's a human right.
The guy is insane and so fucking angry he is a loser it's almost ChrisChan 2.0.
>>71097201
>he does that reddit thing where he over-complicates the wording by rambling on with pseudo-intellectual meme phrases
>>71097162
Barf. Is this true?
>>71096418
In a perfect world eugenics would of stopped this.
>One hour and 41 minutes
>>71097388
I can almost smell that picture.
>>71097388
I bet based Asian thought, 'Why the fuck I am here?'
>>71096480
Rosie O'Donnell really let herself go.
>>71096480
>potential employers
No worries there my friend.
>>71097388
that's a reddit thing in the sense that reddit is full of stupid people trying to appear clever so they can be rewarded with sweet, sweet internet points.
it's called "stilted language"
4chan has generally always been the opposite, fairly intelligent people gathering together to act like blithering retards.
Why his he addressing /pol/? I've only seen him mentioned a handful of times on here.
>>71096480
>>71097131
Holy fuck you're right, I only opened a second and didn't notice.
I don't know what confuses me more, what in the actual fuck he filled that time with, or who in the actual fuck watched the whole thing.
>>71097298
Welcome to this whole board. Only for Zionism
>>71096551
>Wizardhood
>>71097475
good god that fucking "grand spectrum of time and the multiverse" shit pisses me off
fucking Dr. Who faggots are the worst kind of asslicking tumblr fans next to schlicking Sherlock cunts
it's fucking retarded. it's a show for children.
>>71097669
Or actual blithering retards about half way through the bottle of the night.
Or at least I assume I do.
>>71097669
>4chan has generally always been the opposite, fairly intelligent people gathering together to act like blithering retards.
Cheers to that, made me chuckle.
>>71097685
/b/ doesn't pull shenanigans anymore. we do.
/pol/ is the new internet boogeyman I guess. sometimes reddit takes the heat when we're smart about it.
You just KNOW this guy's erect penis is 2 inches or smaller.
>>71097835
So fucking cringeworthy.
This kid has literally lost it not that he had much to begin with.
>>71097200
tuberous
>>71097959
https://www.reddit.com/r/farshnukeofficial/comments/4cywg2/ask_me_anything/d1sw1pb
>>71098133
Well, well, an entire inch bigger than I expected. Not too shabby, Farshnuke.
>>71098133
>tfw he mentions me in the video
I really hope he farts on Camera, wanna receive his beef cream farts
>>71097327
kek!
Oh man.. there's so much of it! And his voice gets even more unbearable the farther back you go.
I wish there was a compilation of his greatest moments...
He says hes an aspiring feminist
This kid needs someone to step in and stop him from making videos. He's going to regret these.
It's funny that his video about revenge porn is kinda like him releasing revenge porn of himself... at some point he's going to wish he could wipe the internet clean of his past.
Yet here it is.
>>71096418
This is what genetic trash looks like
can we officially make him the /pol/ Chris Chan?
he has the same lack of a filter as Chris, telling us about his dick size and how he jerks off. he makes videos CONSTANTLY and is already radiating butthurt.
I see so much potential here.
>>71096480
Australia, give it to me straight. What... what is wrong with her, and is it contagious? Are... are there more Australians that look like him? Is this normal for, like, where she lives?
This ruins my fantasy that all non-abbo Australians are attractive.
>goodbye pic related
>>71096480
>two hours long
To his credit a potential employee would not have the attention span to watch this.
>>71098990
Good shitpost haha
he isn't Australian if you're serious
>>71098990
it's a Brit.
he complains about Tories and Cameron constantly, because it's clearly their fault he's a loser.
>>71096418
this dude is pulling a laci green and self-posting on 4chan.
Man, he really believes himself to be smart and interesting, doesn't he?
Even his mannerisms are strangely calculated.
I think he realized he's unattractive and decided maybe he's going to milk the slightly above average IQ for all it's worth. Funny thing, if he devoted his efforts to diet exercise, he could be 5/10 within 2 years.
>>71098580
fucking kek.
PLEEZ, PLEEZ
>>71099080
Oh thank Kek. Bless you Australia, bless you for a thousand years.I'll be back in a minute, I need to go masturbate to an Australian rugby team to clean off this psychological damage.
And yes, I was asking honestly. <3
>>71099225
He's a high functioning autist, that's why.
>>71097099
why do you have this picture?
>>71099333
What exactly does that mean? He has shit social skills but he can handle abstract thought? The symptoms of autism aren't even clear anymore. Seems any weird motherfucker has autism these days.
>>71099333
I'm sure he's also into diapers or something equally off the wall.
These people come from a fucking kit sometimes I swear.
>>71096418
Why is that fat slobber of shit constantly posted here?
You do realise this guy makes the most click-baity of videos on youtube, talks for about 18 fucking hours in one video, blabbers on about being abused by his alpha UKIP voting father and blames the tories for putting on another stone.
He also has that superior pseudo-intellectual mindset thinking he's above everyone else. This kid has quite obviously been bullied multiple times because of that, and probably still wonder's why no one likes him.
This guy needs to debate Sargon and have a cuck off.
>>71099225
>the slightly above average IQ
actually I'd say below average
he said his math skills are too shit for certain entry level jobs
>>71099566
>What exactly does that mean?
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page
>>71099566
Not memeing - he literally has asperger's or something. But I think he just means that his strain of retardation is on the lesser side. Not sure how well he is academically, but I'd assume he'd be average - above average. Socially he's /r9k/. That's just how I look at it.
>>71099616
he writes fanfiction about having women as pets on leashes.
>>71099768
Is it DrWho fan fiction?
>>71099333
This guy might be high but it's not on function
>>71096889
> the guy looks like if you combined Cid from Ice Age with a dyke
pretty spot on
>>71099827
don't know, haven't actually read it
he just mentions it offhand, but more than likely it is
>>71099715
This is cancer.
And this sums up the lardo autist faggot
>>71099664
>>71099638
WTF is going on? I literally have seen this exact same thread before with the exact same replies. I remember them. WTF IS HAPPENING
>>71096889
Austism? Or brain lesion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At2e2r71CoE
>>71096418
This guy makes me feel better about myself. No matter how socially anxious I am, I can't be any worse than this guy.
>>71099715
Is Alexander going to be the new Chris Chan?
>>71100333
he might be too paranoid for us to fuck with
Chris was a once-in-a-lifetime lolcow because of how gullible he was
Holy shit
at 24:88 he says "I'm a fucking white man"
>>71101605
he calls himself nega4chan, and says he would scare us on the street. this guy is poking at the hive, but he's not really a fun enough target t b h f a m.
>>71096480
Just lose some fucking weight you autist. You're afraid to admit that your body exists. When it dies, so do you.
>>71097099
thick......tight.....nice
>People with Britshit accents trying to sound threatening
>>71096480
God damn it he has so much estrogen he can't grow armpit hair.
>>71097201
>"I know the appropriate way to make a video"
>half the screen dedicated to showcasing messy room
>yellow light on greasy skin and unkempt hair
also
>"I don't want to cater to 4chan watching my videos"
>OP video
>"Hello, /pol/!"
>>71096418
>>71096480
I am legitimately concerned for this individual.
Who can we contact to get him help?
>>71096853
his neck and head merge perfectly
its like a a big thumb with a wig, drawn face and glasses
This kid suffers from a serious illness where his hormones are all fucked up and he never went through puberty and therefore grows man tits, has a messed up nose (has to blow his nose every 20 minutes forever) and scrunched up face and has autism
This guy lives with his parents who hate him, in a tiny room which he never leaves. This guys life is pure suffering.
Even though I'm a white nationalist I can feel sympathy for this guy, there was a short period in my life after I left school where I stayed in my room, didn't talk to my friends and pretty much just spent my time being depressed alone, thankfully I'm not autistic and I'm pretty good looking and was able to pull myself out of it. This guy has no chance.
>>71097388
Jesus.
That pic never fails to make me feel sick.
>>71097200
>>71100006
that happened to me about 4 days ago. it wasnt this thread, but a different topic. I saw the same exact thread with same order of replies. but maybe 8 - 10 hours ago. However i know it wasnt the same thread. bug maybe?
>>71097388
>everyone except the attractive people
heh
>>71096480
>I like to wear shirts. They send a message to the world that I like to put clothe on a shirt
What's the most of this? I'm not watching this lardass's 2 hour video.
>>71102246
The fuck is this
>mfw he turned out to be British
>>71100333
No. He's a try hard. He's too self aware.
>>71102999
He calls fapping to revenge porn "rape by proxy" and thats kind of funny. He just says stupid things for 2 hours while being disgusting
>>71097388
I just realized that this is that guy on the right.
>>71096418
What the fuck could pol do to him that life already hasn't?
I mean look at the fuck. he looks like a person tried to put out a burning down syndrome child with a sledge hammer.
>>71097685
Look at his vids.
Most have less than 200 views.
For how little we pay attention to him we still are probably his only real source of attention.
>>71096418
>>71096480
>some fat fuck with genetic no testosterone and no fucking guns
Yeah wouldn't want to mess with him, why if you sat still and let him hit you for an hour you might come away with a bruise!
>>71102264
the precursor to estrogen is testosterone.
no testosterone, no estrogen.
his problem is that his body couldn't produce testosterone.
those cold dead eyes with those saggy tits...life trolled him already
Lol, shit I just watched the one where he eats a pork pie while taunting us like some kind of Dr. Who villain.
I think he lives in a fantasy world, and poking 4chan for attention is actually his *best* chance at a decent life. What a world.
>>71104774
Could it not just be Klinefelters?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTaJVnZ-Go4
>>71096480
suicide when?
>>71102377
he's not poking at the beehive so much as he's rattling the branch it's on
Woking High...
Some of my friends little brothers will know this kid.
Everytime I go into Woking I hope I am going to run into him.
It's strange he's so naive and ignorant but I really can't get angry with him no matter how wrong he is. He's like court jester, he can say whatever the fuck he wants in front of his betters and even kings and no one gives a shit.
>>71105271
Jesus Christ, we need to bring back eugenics,
>>71102574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGqTvnXf_Uw
bruh.
>>71105471
record an encounter with him please
>>71096480
>Let's talk
>Orate into a camera
Why do leftists always do this?
>>71096480
Is that a man or really ugly butch dyke?
>>71105137
link pls
>>71096480
>1:41:09
On a side note those tits are hypnotizing
chris chan 2.0
>>71105237
he says he has this: https://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition/kallmann-syndrome
so what he's not producing is actually luteinizing hormone. no LH, no testosterone, no testicle development.
Jesus this guy is either completely retarded or he wants our attention regardless of how negative it is
>>71105566
This. Socialists need to be bred out of existence.
>>71097200
how does one's body become like that?
>>71105661
Here you go famalam
https://youtu.be/tiF6JuiGGKE?t=280
>>71106556
Do yourself a favor and skip to 4:30
>>71106556
Holy autism
>>71106556
ty ;P
Its considerably grosser than I thought it would be.
>>71096418
HOW COME HIS BREASTS ARE LIKE THAT U GUISE!?
>>71098886
Do we want another Chris Chan?
Let's just pour bleach into his asshole do his Autism goes away.
>>71106556
Why did I watch all of this and why am I surprised it took him so long to eat the pie.
>>71097669
Yes. Wholeheartedly agree with this gentleman 100%
However, if I may, what in the actual FUCK is going on with the ops video guise???? Doesn't this cunt have people around who can control this shit??
>>71099107
He's not a fucking Brit. We don't fucking want him. His passport has been removed and we are shipping him to Ireland.
>>71096418
Top kek.
call me crazy, but lets develop a site that will aggregate monies from different users and pay someone like Alexander the purse if they do the act required?
bum fights, but over the webs?
thoughts?
Autists are the Ubermensch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_klmfrj2jM
![jimSterling[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tp5Ugw5.jpg "jimSterling[1].jpg")
Anyone else think get reminded of pic related when seeing this guy?
>>71107305
Surrey, more like Slurrey, lol
>>71102246
>>71103027
it's a physical comedy actor.
I forget his name.
>>71107430
with a little Jim Profit thrown in, yeah
>>71096480
He (?) is obviously accumulating a mental illness. It would be a half a year's effort to make that body normal and then he could just go on with his puberty, but instead he has gone to a hormone fueled defense-battle of some sort against reality.
hes bating for views
dont make him popular
Did this whiteboi swallow baby infants, jeez, that's how I imagine all the whitebois on /pol/ to look like... I'm not even dissapointed.
Whitebois on suicide watch.
>>71107773
ooga booga ooga booga
>>71096480
>1 hour 40 minutes
>>71107773
PIRATA!
>>71096810
mong pls go
>>71107773
>>71107878
establish comprehensive books
>>71096418
wonder how many people here look like him?
Dude...
>>71107773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOjdBp167q0
>>71096480
Watching entire vid.
Anyone else want to tittyfuck him?
>revenge porn
Wait, there's porn of this guy?
>>71099734
He has an BA in creative writing
>>71096418
Start fucking working out you fat foook!
Disgusting! How do you get like this?
Lazy ass subhuman, start working out, you are young. 2-3 years and with proper diet and exercise he can get normal.
AND FOR GODS SAKE PUT ON A SHIRT YOU FAT FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
>>71096480
he has been through shit we can't even imaginge.. wow..
how old is he? 17? Yes... you've experienced so much hardships in your boys room back in your parents house. Like starvation and shit
What do you feed them???
>>71111882
He's like 23 or something
>>71096480
2 seconds in "im not ashamed of it [my body]" oh yes you are obviously you have some kind of complex where you first have to transform it, and then display it because it is so psychologically traumatising to you.
What a fucking pleb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb4kEmkUS0c
Is my favourite video because it truly shows how FINISHED he is.
>>71097388
Ahmed, is that you?
how come useless people rant for hours lit on youtube and actually expect people to watch it?
Funny as his frustration was, no he must cut it down... Jees what a disgrace, his father must be ashamed.
Let this be a warning to you lads
>eat healthy. red meat, fish, chicken
>workout a lot
>weights
>forest runs (running on track or asphalt is not good and only done by homosexuals and women to show that they are working out)
>foreste/mountain walks with a heavy backpack
>optional: use steroids in a safe matter
the race war and war on degeneracy and subhumans will start soon enough. In this one's case I dunno, test might help. He already has gyno.... I would never let this happen to my self.. not even at 60 lol.. damn I'm glad I'm pure breed nork, with master genes for this shit.
>if you are not norse (norway, iceland, faroes, shetland,orkneys) you are a subhuman.
>>71112225
Alexander is a mess. Alexander is a joke.
>>71104774
>no testosterone, no estrogen.
wrong numbnuts, estrogen is the base development for humans. test is a secondary hormone.
British people are so pathetic and gross. I wish a tsunami would wipe out that shit hole
>>71096418
>>71096418
oh neat, you can link to specific times in the vid in your posts now
>>71106960
>>71106496
Gain weight, lose weight, gain weight, lose weight.
Dumbass dieting without exercise. Bad diet, fast food, being a dumbass in general.
>>71096418
This delusional fuck has pretty wide shoulders. Send him to /fit/. It's never too late to change yourself.
>>71113370
we should target a few specific libcuck youtubers, bloggers, etc. and make a longterm project of redpilling them to GAS THE KIKES RACEWAR NOW levels
>>71106960
in a normal person this is called gyno, and recuires surgery to get fixed I think? correct me
Why fatasses get it I'm not sure of, if they get hormonal unbalances due too their gorge habits. I'm not that kind of scientist.
Gyno is dreaded among roiders. If you don't follow cycles, use to much.. this can happen. That's like when you shoot up several shots a week 52/52 for years and then stop.
Congratulations you now have no balls left.... Your body produces estrogen and you get tits. Not big nice round tits to play around with all day long, but tits like that sagging old womans tits
>>71096480
>this monster has had two gfs and I'm still khhv
>>71113543
I support this. He seems isolated and delusional enough to be manipulated.
>>71097099
/fit/ would be screaming HIGH TEST on this one.
>>71113370
2-3 years with exercise and proper diet and this kid would be fine. He would possibly require surgery to get the excess skin away.. and gynoplasti...
But it's all about will. Give up on life, sitting and "furting" behind his computer in that that room 24/7 in that envirnoment with no longer moist but actual particles of sour fat in the air... imagine the smell in there.. this fat piss smell, how lards smell, sour.. juck..
No but it's all up to him, he can bitch about being a fatass, or he can fix it, starting this day.
>prolly gonna blame everything for not doing this
>it's the commercials
>it's the fast food stores everywhere
>it's the kiosks selling burgers and sausage
>it's the stores selling unhealthy food he wants
>it's society, not liking landwhales today
>it's everyone else's fault
>>71113595
UH and they all look like him so why worry?
>>71113594
Depends on testosterone level.
Anything under 7.5 L is considered very low for a man, 12 is normal.
He keeps talking about doxxing. Does anyone have his doxx? I promise I wont do anything :^)
>>71096480
Britbongs, you get an L for this
>>71096418
I want to motorboat his titties.
>>71113820
/fit/
okay.. I'm finally checking that one out..
what to find.. I'm curious.. I guess tons so roid experts, as everyone gets after using 1 cure.... kek
>>71113594
Someone should ask him if he was ever prescribed Risperdal. Would definitively answer the bitch tits question.
I'd bet money that he's run the gauntlet of antipsychotic drug prescriptions.
>>71096999
checked
>>71102246
Just speak in a monotone voice like those British villains in those movies and you'll sound threatening enough
>>71096418
Why does his face look so weird?
>>71113833
Well, I'm saying it's never too late, but in reality the earlier you start bettering your mind and body - the better.
I feel kind of sorry for him, because I know it won't happen unless he's sent to north korea labor camp or something.
>>71113908
sorry.
>>71105237
Fun fact: Chris Chan is thought to have that. Perhaps they are twins lost at birth?
>>71113903
Pro tip: Search his name + Woking in joogle.
>>71113903
>>71114271
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/alexander-jahans-sweaty-youtuber-with-anger-issues.18637/
2nd post has a lot of info
>>71112372
Cardio lowers your testosterone in the same way soy sauce does or not sleeping.
alcohol is also bad but im not sure how much
>>71114489
Given our history of being a species that hunts by extended periods of running, I find the whole cardio testosterone relationship to be questionable desu.
> I am currently looking for a job in the media and am growing my youtube channel and blog, hoping to start freelance work as a writer and editor
Ah, the Old World Anglo.
So majestic and intellectual.
Truly we savages must learn from our European Superiors.
>>71107773
WAZZUP! GIB CRUISE LINER!
>tfw there is probably a whole bunch of kids living in Woking now you all remember Gordon as "that really weird fucked up creepy special needs kid from school"
I bet his school life was pretty bad
I sometimes feel bad about bullying this kid but then I remember he's an obnoxious leftist cuck
By the way, Gordon is ethnically DUTCH.
>Jahans
I want Gordon to submit himself as the first human test subject for the CRISPR/cas9 live genetic editing system so they can locate his mutation and then snip it right out of his genome. Imagine that. Imagine if he was cured. It would be a miracle.
On the other hand if it didn't work he'd end up like the mutated guy from the end of Robocop, but let's not think about that.
>>71096480
>1h40min
>>71113092
Get back to the cotton fields, Jamal
>>71115492
He's making it abundantly clear that we are his only audience and is pandering to us constantly despite thinking hes being ironic.
>>71096418
Ask him anything here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/farshnukeofficial/comments/4cywg2/ask_me_anything/
>bullying some autistic fat kid on the internet
Come on lads, this is low hanging fruit and he has no audience. It's just sad. Leave the kid alone and go after the zionists and the globalists.
>>71115759
4chan was built on bullying a person to the point of suicide, you nigger.
>>71115492
He's leftist *because* his genes are pumping so much estrogen into his body and making him hate conflict and want to promote socialism all the time. His cuck politics are literally a biological end product of his hormone problems.
>>71115871
This isn't /b/. This is /pol/. We are better than that. It's good to have a few laughs but if you seriously think harassing some small cocked Brit is good sport then you should fuck off back to 8gag.
>>71115759
I think nobody on /pol/ would give a shit if the kid wasn't the most obnoxious leftist cuck we've seen in a long time.
>>71096418
he prob has a small peepee
>>71115759
He's a prick to everyone. Even those who try to help him. Nope, no sympathy here.
>>71116099
He does, he admitted that his dick is so small that when he goes to the toilet the pees his pants
>>71116099
He has a 3 incher https://www.reddit.com/r/farshnukeofficial/comments/3v6ddc/how_big_is_your_dick/cxkuwrv
I wonder if we can get him to release a video of him shagging a blowup anime doll and going JOOOOOLLLAAAAYYYYY
>>71097388
Guy in the middle is clearly AMOG.
>>71116200
Holy shit, my sides.
>>71116200
Yup, if that were my child, I'd kill it without a moment worth of remorse, consequences be damned.
>>71115973
No one is actually doing anything to him though.
Ok he might get 5 extra comments on his youtube and some of his video's might be breaking the 100 views barrier because of us, but no one here is threatening him or doxxing him.
Some people are being sympathetic.
Others are asking how he got like that.
Others are laughing at him.
None of that constitutes harassment.
>>71115477
Woking high was actually one of the rougher schools in Woking, the kids I knew round woking that used to regularly carry tools mainly went to Woking high. I'm pretty sure if I started asking my friends younger siblings I could find out about him but I really cant be bothered.
Holy fuck when he starts applying that roll on deodorant I wanted to puke.
>>71097835
"Multiverse" is some psuedo-intellectual signalling shit. He doesn't know what it means, but, it's something Neil DeGreasy Tycoon would talk about.
>>71097685
All of his viewers, commenters, and subscribers are /pol/ trolls. Every single one.
>What you don't understand /pol/ is that I've been through bigger shit than you guys, huh? Yeah, that's right. I live in a *VERY* conservative town.
Okay I'm now trying to imagine the flashback which took place in his life that led him to saying this.
>Gordon goes to school with an extra VOTE LABOUR badge pinned to his blazer
>all the girls start laughing at him and picking on him
>"D-don't you bloody puny humans understand the necessity of the Marxist dialectic! The grand spectrum of time and the multiverse is bigger than all of us!"
>they start throwing things at him
>"P-please vote for Gordon Brown.... don't take my money please..."
Kid's seen some shit.
>>71097201
>I went to uni to study media, film and creative writing
Ah so that's why he's a NEET
>>71096480
>Starts video by saying "I'm not ashamed of my body"
>Immediately crosses arms to hide shame of body
>Reaches for shirt in less than 1 minute
>Says he wears shirts to show things he supports.
>>71096480
He speaks like fucking Jim Sterling, syntax and everything.
>>71098133
He should never have existed. He's a mistake of nature.
>>71117330
Wow.
This guy really is autistic
Holy shit lmao
>>71117111
>71117111
hail kek
I was at uni in Wolverhampton with this guy. Ask me anything, I'll answer the best I can
>>71107305
Face it, fellow bong. It's one of us.
>>71106496
He has some hormone problem or something.
>>71117111
czeched
>>71117600
How many birds would he pull on an average night out?
>>71096418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egWy0hgaLyI
This is personally the most depressing video about him.
>alone in his uni room
>trash bags piling up everywhere
>voice sounds like a 12 year old girl
>talking to the camera almost half an hour about nothing just to keep himself busy while other people are working or socializing or learning a skill
>probably an evening, he took a shower and is dreading the next day in his mind where he has to go to university again and be embarrassed every time other people are around him
>if only he knew that 2 years later it would be even worse...
>>71097685
Seriously?
I see a thread with another one of his videos all the time here
>>71098990
this is fucking gay
It makes me feel sick just to look at this guy. What an unfortunate man.
>>71117688 #
He would actually go clubbing. I saw him on a few nights on quite regularly. But he used to go in a dodgy three piece suit. He also had an oversized woman's hat like the Queen (not even making this up) that he wore everywhere- even when trying to get into clubs.
With regards to female company, he used to buy random women drinks to look cool but they would take them and not speak to him afterwards. Everyone thought he was transgender btw
>>71117735
did he get fatter
>>71117600
Did he have any friends?
what a fat corpulent mess
Seriously tho. How can his parents see that he doesnt go through fucking puberty or sth. Or idk check him from an early age and see that this kid has something wrong with his hormones.
Take him to a fucking doctor from an early age pop some testosterone shots whenever you have to and maybe he will grow normally. Even so he would be able to piss properly.
Its like people love being human waste.
>>71117600
was he as autistic as he is in his videos?
>>71117330
reading this makes me feel queasy
>>71116200
You do realize he is autistic tho
Literally
He probably sees nothing wrong with his situation
>>71117600
He said before that he's had a girlfriend. True or false? If true, how much of a fucking state was she?
>>71118111
He did actually. He always had people around him anyway. Not just the weirdos you'd expect, but some nice looking girls as well. I joined the video gaming society at Wolverhampton and went to play on their n64 one night. Within moments of me picking up the controller he snatched it out of my hands and said he wanted to play star fox 64. I looked at the president of the society and he had that look of "let him do what he wants" on his face.
Seriously, this guy is an arse
>>71113921
/fit/ is basically entirely filled with those highschool loser manlets who then decided to bulk up as soon as they hit college age, they're inherent betas no matter how much muscle they pack on.
LOLOLOLOL COMMI FUCK BTFO LOL
>>71118356
He never had any gf at uni that I was aware of. He did used to go on about two girlfriends he used to have back in secondary school though. He used to come out with all of this shit to anyone that spoke to him; I made the mistake of doing so at a social. One dated him for a dare and it lasted a day. The other was called Kitty and she was far more interested in him than he was her. She wanted to kiss him and stuff but he was having none of it as he wanted to keep his dignity. Eventually, he dumped her and the girls brothers started threatening Alex. But Alex had a friend who used to do all of his fighting for him while he hid in the corner shouting doctor who monologues at them.
>>71096418
>>71096480
Yeah nah I'm not giving this cunt any views.
Just wish that motherfucker would make his damn bed
>>71099566
It typically means they are like teenagers. About that level of functionality. They still have the weird stuff they do but are at least functional enough to do some work and do some basic house chores. I know a few of them they are still obviously retarded but can be nice.
>>71118779
was his m8 a tard with tard strength?
>>71119335
It sounded like it. He was given ginger and apparently picked on because of that. Alex was the pacifist while this fat ginger tard was his muscle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJIgiVb-KE0#t=29m
Watch this bit where he talks about how he has privilege because he's a white man and that Anita Sarkeesian and Emma Watson are more oppressed than he is because he's a white man
i literally can't even parse this shit, my brain is failing
