Admit it, you'd be a dictator if you could.
Guy looks like he has massive hernia lol.
>>69350427
B-but muh democracy.
Although a dictator looks like fun with all those waifus.
>>69350427
I defintely would.
First thing i'd do would be to eliminate all Muslims and street shitters from my country so that kills around 50% population,
>Solves the hunger problem.
>Solves the poverty problem.
and then help other countries to eliminate Muslims from their countries, after that comes the middle east.
>>69350544
>Guy looks like he has massive hernia lol.
Most likely does.
>face plastered on everything
>can force people to worship me as a living god
>country is my playground
>don't have to give a shit about population unlike president
>don't have to worry about getting voted out unlike democracy
>can declare war on people I don't like
>don't have to take shit from everybody
>can build harem of QT's
dictator would be my dream job
sure people would bitch but I can always threaten to throw them in the gulag or nuke their countries.
>>69350427
Look at all their fake smiles. They must be dead inside.
>>69350427
Yep
>>69350976
dear leader is always surrounded by best looking women.
>>69350427
He is basically a neckbeard, dweeb and NEET who was raised in Switzerland. And some day he got the call: Son, you're a dictator now!
Then he moved to Best Korea and said: "Let the great purge begin!"
He is one of us!
>>69350427
IS THAT AN ASH TRAY???? IS HE SMOKING INDOORS? OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>69351213
I suspect the same thing considering he used TES Oblivions music and COD gameplay in his propaganda videos.
>>69351146
POO
It's truly all I've ever wanted
>>69351329
KEK.
>>69351281
>best korea is freer than the west
wew
>>69350427
Are you telling me you wouldn't? I'd ruin the country to create a self developing AI and call her my daughteru. She would take my place at the head of the country when I die, hopefully taking it to space civilization level.
>>69351412
That coca cola can.
Never shy away from product placement.
>>69350427
Yes, and I would be a benevolent dictator....at first...
>>69350427
They look better than their worst Korea counterparts without all that plastic surgery
>>69350427
Dictatorship is pretty much the best kind of government if
a) Dictator know how to rule
b) Population is his top priority
People must be protected from themselves
>>69350427
Only if I could be dictator of Japan.
>>69350427
To smash that much pussy, sure.
>>69350427
Correct.
First thing I'd do is institute a eugenics policy and turn my country into a redheaded paradise.
>>69350427
Hope he's got some thick women. I'd be bored to tears fucking identical twigs day in day out.
>>69350834
i'd personally start with all the shit in the streets if I were you Apu
>>69350427
Absolutely.
>Daily mandated breeding sessions for me
>Stick all former politicians in a hunger games like competition
>Stick their families in a locked cell with the worst sexual and violent criminals and force them to watch if they refuse to participate
>Create immediate false campaign for feminism
>Send them all to hard labor for the state for the rest of their lives
>Public executions
>Public torture
We would all have a grand ol' time!
>>69352066
>Reinstate slavery for nigger and illegals
It would be so much fun
>>69351983
>>69352399
Nah no slavery, that destroys you in the long run.
Happy masses = properous peaceful nation
I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.
>>69352759
Based Finland
>>69350427
Fat chink pig! I bet he as 3 inch penis.
Of course.
I'd make Catalonia a nuclear superpower.
>>69352759
Fag
>>69352759
Worst speech ever.
>>69352849
Like it matters to him.
>>69352894
HAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU
Rip Cruijf tho.
>>69352759
consider suicide
>>69352759
>the first hippie speech.
>>69350427
of course
everybody want to be a dictator
>>69350427
yeah obviously
but I would never be a spoiled dumb pig like that fucktard with his terrible lack of posture
>>69351983
Sambo detected
>>69352759
I was fourteen too once
>>69350427
You got me OP
>>69350834
>being Indian
>pooing in the loo
Nice try Pajeet
Yeah and I would have all of you weeb nazi edgelords put in work camps until you became normal.
>>69353620
so forever basically?
>>69353770
Yes preferably, or I'd have you shot.
You wouldn't like me going dictator.
Yes I would. Khan-style.
You're basically allowed to live and let live, just have to join my Khanate.
FINLAND WILL RISE AGAIN!
>>69350427
I would.
But I would also recognize that any successor would likely be horrible, and put plans in place for the government to return to democratic control after my time had passed.
If you were a dictator, and you could make your army anything you want, what would it be? I would go with a robot army, supported with an orbital fleet.
>>69352759
>t. Jew
I think we should give the title to best shit poster to the kikes. Nothing beats this speach.
>>69353620
>until you became normal.
Normal is so wonderful :^)
>>69353936
Make your dreams come true, Kim.
>>69351310
source?
>>69350427
Has there ever been an phrea marquette idealist dictator, or does total power really make anyone get off to telling people what to do?
1. Ban all refugees
2. Kick out all the illegals
3. Take back Jerusalem
4. Ensure nu-males get back on track to masculinity
5. Back Assad and destroy ISIS
6. Nuke Middle East and Africa
7. Nuke Sweden
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901. shitpost on /pol/
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9001. Make enemies with Putin
90001. Not building a wall
900000001. Letting refugees in
9000000000001. Requiring diversity courses
>>69350427
>implying, if given wealth and power, I would have the dedication to lead any form of government office and not just fuck off with my riches and that harem of women pictured.
You give me too much credit.
A dictatorship has the greatest capacity for both good and evil. If the dictator in charge is a good person and not some childish twat like Kim Jong Un then he'd be able to get a ton of shit done without any of the bullshit tape of democracy and bureaucracy.
Most people ITT don't understand how stressful that would be.
Imagine having to look over your shoulder all the time.
Imagine not being able to trust anyone.
Imagine having people in your direct service that want to kill you.
Imagine what will happen if your authority collapses. What will they do to you?
You'll get dragged out of your cave and hung, even if you weren't "bad" per se.
If your enemies topple you, you will be killed.
You will have to live with that threat, that pressure, every second every day of your entire life.
