ITS ALL KICKING OFF
tl;dr:
>7.1 earthquake hits Southern Japan >Endless aftershocks 4.0 - 7.0
>It's still going down
>Strange Weather and Ocean activity Building up Around Known Quake Spots
Livestream 1 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo [Embed]
Livestream 2 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-6gJayJ7M [Embed]
Happening Maps:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
>>71067436
>>71067483
roll for cali /comfy/ for 1+ years
>>71067491
First for sinking California.
First for niggers Tongue my anus
>>71067491
Is there a tsunami on the way?
nth for istanbul earthquake
Califag here I ain't going nowhere
And the butthurt provided in this thread is all just pure jealousy
ROLL FOR CALI DESTRUCTION, KEK LEND ME THE STRENGTH
HOW WILL THIS EFFECT MY SUPPLY OF VIDEO GAMES AND SQUID PORN?!
BLEED FOR ME JAPAN
>>71067658
fuck
>>71067577
FUCK OFF. California deserves to be destroyed under 3 9.0+ earthquakes and 2 tsunamis
>>71067666
nigger stole the get i needed
Rolling for nothing happening
Darn japs trying to steal attention for the burgerland.
>>71067629
What am I looking at?
>>71067629
uhh. why are there warm spots by the earthquakes? is that normal?
japan just had another 5.8 earthquake on the steam
>>71067717
Stay jelly
>>71067742
Yes
>>71067710
stop wasting meme magic on this. we need to save to get trump in office.
>>71067666
squid porn? wtf
>>71067732
>>71067742
Earth Quake zones effected by weather and waves
its a warning of the big ones
>>71067795
Magic has no limits stupid.
who else watching San Andreas here?
at least I can pretend.
>yfw these earthquakes are a direct effect of Trump trying to make anime real
What do you think of this /pol/?
It'll probably hit Southern California, the largest one that can hit Northern California is around a 7.5, which most buildings are retrofitted for. Socal can burn to the ground though, fuck them.
MEME MAGIC IS INFINITE IF WE CAN WILL IT. DIE CALI DIE
>>71067491
its the tempest device
>1 dead
F
>>71067831
But why would that be happening?
>>71067894
F
RIP Japanese dude
gotta love obvious /pol/ agents fermenting a korea vs japanese race war in the chat
>>71067874
northern california: cascades
southern california: san andreas
cascades: 9.0+ in addition to tsunamis
san andreas: ~8.3
what?
>>71067874
If anything is getting the divine wrath its the faggot North.
Eat shit, stay jelly.
>>71067618
Once the aftershocks seize
>>71067872
herd psychology.
>>71067923
Earth Quakes effect weather
https://www.windyty.com/?gust,39.235,138.940,4
>>71067972
Oh I get it now. The earthquakes keep pushing the water away. right?
You guys wouldn't recognize a happening even if it hit you in the head.
So is the nypon owner of 4chins dead now? Who owns it now?
>>71067795
You would doubt the power of Kek? You would doubt His ability to shape the world as he pleases?
Filthy Heretic. You shall suffer for such blasphemy.
another big earthquake hitting now
>>71068092
>mfw the only one dead is hiryouki
spooky
>>71068069
It's happening everyday, apparently. The neckbeards are bound to get it right eventually.
>>71067972
not how it works
Are we doing anything to help them yet? Is there a way we can help the Japanese that will also offend the blacks?
Vancouver here.
Please, God, just end it all. Send the wave our way.
Rolling for annihilation of California and Vancouver (but not Vancouver Island)
>>71068186
Revoke welfare to help pay for relief efforts in Japan.
>>71068148
you're very ignorant, friend :-
>>71067491
MSM doesn't seem to be covering this or just in small snippets.
>>71067658
Why not the entire west coast?
just a 3.7
>>71068196
why don't you just move to richmond
>>71068069
Machi you don't even know what HEATTECH its.
>>71068241
Thanks
I don't want my Island to sink
>>71068186
#jesuistokyo
>oh lawdy niggas been dyin all care bout some earf
>>71068186
Black workers
>>71067491
feels good to live in the gulf
>>71068186
There are hardly any casualties. Couple old-timers died from heartattacks but that's about it.
>>71068272
fuck off east coast I bet your in new York.
>that music
time to accept fate
Yellowstone happening?
>FTW no undergound shelter with food and power for 5 years or more.
These are just aftershocks, does /pol/ even have any evidence that these are foreshocks?
>>71067710
No. All the survivors would move elsewhere which is something no one wants.
My last 2 digits show how many minutes till happening
9.0+ when?
>>71068069
If you spout HAPPENING every single day for years something must HAPPEN eventually.
>>71068255
And name it "Japanese Lives Matter."
>>71068272
your right
ROLL FOR COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF THE WEST COST OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT.
>>71067969
Northern as in Bay Area, not Eureka.
>>71067971
You guys have Hollywood, you're first.
>>71068279
No one speaks Chinese there.
>>71068418
oy vey
>>71068410
No you retard, that's not how geology works.
Why are Scandinavians so braindead?
>>71068422
If one is going to happen, it will be tomorrow.
Youtubes of quakes plz
>>71068416
Do any of the posters in this thread come across as geologists or people who have geological knowledge?
>>71068416
hard to say. The main reason people are watching is because this same type of thing happened in 2011 before the big one hit
>>71068416
No, but what if they are? Don't you want to be watching the stream if a 9.0 hits and see the reaction from NicoNico guys?
>あああああああああああああ
You do realize there are dozens and dozens of earthquakes around the world every day right? This must be babbies first day seeing a USGS map.
>>71068417
Kek wont leave suvivors.
>>71067491
>tfw you can just look at a seismograph and confirm it's happening 24/7 in Japan
/comfy/
>>71068272
East shit least coast. Olympic Peninsula is based.
Same with most of the Oregon coast. Really only California actually deserves this.
>>71068544
we have digits and fervent hope.
>>71068557
There isn't going to be another 'big one' in that area for a while, it takes a long time to build up that much pressure.
t. geology major.
>>71068574
>No, but what if they are? Don't you want to be watching the stream if a 9.0 hits and see the reaction from NicoNico guys?
I want a livecam on Arino as Tokyo sinks in the ocean but he must beat the NES game first.
tinfoilers are probably going nuts. I kinda believe that we used harp to make an earth quake hit japan.
KEK WE CALL UPON YOU RELEASE YOUR POWER UNTO THE WEST COST AND LAY WASTE TO ALL WHO LIVE THERE. THEY OPPOSE YOUR WILL AND POWER WITH DRAGON DILDOS.
>>71068679
then explain the 9.0 two days after a 7 and multiple aftershocks leading up to the 9.
I want a screen just dedicated to seismic activity with music like this. Like a picture frame on the wall.
>>71068679
unless far more pressure than that has already been built up and this is just the beginning...
>>71068679
s..sure senpai. Just like with the Miyagi/Tohuku earthquakes, right?
can someone Shazam this piano song, it rips
Digits = magnitude of next quake
>>71068748
i like having two monitors.
>>71068769
this is absolutely haram
Does anyone know how to reach out to the Japanese and offer them food or money or support somehow? Thats what pol should do for a change. Help instead of harm.
>>71068679
Does this put more pressure on the other areas of the fault line?
Any japanbros here? I'm worried about you
CALING UPON KEK, QUADS RUIN CALI.
What the fuck just happened in the stream. Getting real spooky
>>71068677
Well we all have to start somewhere I guess.
Are there any Japanese posters lurking who can give us an explanation of what the reporters are talking about?
I mean, you know, other than fucking earthquakes.
>>71068679
>implying geology is accurate sience
>>71068844
SOMEBODY GET 2CH ON THA PHONE!
>>71068861
COME ON
4,0
>>71068875
QUADS FOR DESTROYED CALIFORNIA
>>71068888
wasted quads we could have killed cali.
>>71068888
KEK
CHECKED
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/breaking/wp/2016/04/15/huge-sneaker-waves-batter-california-coast/
WHAT
so what does the LV mean on the stream? Is a high level bad?
>>71068888
at least you undermined all credibility in geoscience with those quads
http://www.kmoni.bosai.go.jp/new/
http://www.kmoni.bosai.go.jp/new/
http://www.kmoni.bosai.go.jp/new/
EVERY CHIME IS A QUAKE
>>71068968
Last thread quad 6s called calis destruction.
>>71069017
it is the powerlevel of the earthquake
>>71069017
Its the richter scale x100.
This stream cracks me up. Only Japan would make something with game/casino noises and robot voices when quakes happen
nork tesla oscillator confirmed
chink moot is dead
kojima hasn't tweeted in 8 hours, i'm getting a little worried
Fuck.
You realize this is five years since 3/11, the March that killed everyone.
RIP Japan.
>>71068186
>This
Tweet out supportive messages with
#Whitelivescare and #japanquake or something like that.
>>71069260
He's a little busy at the moment in case you haven't noticed.
geology professor here, literally nothing important is happening. just another day in the world of plate tectonics baby! wake me up when there is a 9.0+.
Kinda fed up with this news.
>>71069327
#YellowLivesMatter
>>71069362
How does it feel to be the teacher of cucked science?
>>71069395
pls
>>71069395
can you explain what is being said on the stream
another 4.4m 10km
>>71067577
Thanks for rolling safety for California anon. Dubs ensure kek will see us safe. Kek wills it.
>>71068899
I tried posting, but it won't let me, anyone here with a Jap proxy, or any based nips around?
I even found the /pol/ board.
>>71069362
Shut up retard.
>hurr people die every day
yellowstone habbening soon? :DD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3O__1XuSDU
>>71069395
Well at least the reporters in the stream are professional about it. If this was American television there would be dramatic music and fear mongering out the ass.
How's things on your end?
>>71068241
This guy
When the big one hits up here Vancouver Island is fuuuucked
>>71069395
Do you live in Kyushu?
>>71069542
I just woke up, and turned on tv.
At first I thought they were talking about the earthquake from two days ago, so I was kinda surprised there were two big ones late last night.
Nothing is happening here in Tokyo.
>>71069445
>it's not happening?! well you're a... a c~cuck!
>>71069698
Hence why I was rolling for it's unlikely safety. City is shitty, but the island is comparatively based.
>>71069542
Your ID, kek
>>71069803
Muh dick
>>71069803
M(u)hDicK
top kek, as they say.
>>71069520
ameriga will be destroyed :DDD
>>71069740
Thanks senpai.
>>71069790
This is true, I have spent a great deal of time in nanaimo and hope it does t get destroyed. I'm in Langley so I should be safe from tsunamis
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36059487
TSUNAMI WARNING ISSUED
>>71067491
If singles I die in earthquake
>tfw there will never be a quake like this in LA
We deserve one, would be fun to see the result too.
>>71069952
>>71069496
how does the bot know its a couple?
>>71069952
There is no current tsunami warning issued. The most recent one expired hours ago.
Are you even watching the streams?
>>71069520
A can of RAID will be erupting in your shithole of a country if you don't start behaving.
>>71067633
Uhh I just started watching Game Of Thrones and this is confusing my penis
>>71070006
Some of you Kiwi's are alright, don't go to Christchurch tomorrow.
My last two digits will be the strength of the next noteworthy earthquake.
>>71069952
>...and lifted some 50 minutes later
Learn to read, you mongoloid.
Ok people, so we know that in some subduction zone off Vancouver Island the plates are stuck which is going to cause our "big earthquake" what are the chances that these earthquakes in Japan are cause by that so in some way were indirectly fucking the gooks?
>>71069362
>there's no problem until a huge earthquake happens
>huge earthquake happens
>okay guys, I've identified there is a problem
you are fucking useless
>>71070191
>>71070191
Here we go, Aquafresh.
Anyone keeping tabs on the sun?
>>71070191
>>71069917
allah akbar'd laudly tbqh .DD
cali BTFO
CHECK'EM CALI NIGGERS
ALARM 4.9
>>71070006
>>71070015
We need this quake to hit Japan, Siberia, Australia, NZ, Canada and California for maximum habbening.
O SHIT O SHIT 4.9 QUAKE JUST HAPPENED
4.9 JUST HIT. lv 597
OH FUCK!
>>71070249
without geologist you'd think earthquakes were caused by underground dragons. we literally map all the worlds fault lines and save millions of livers every decade by helping understand and predict these things and dont forget the first thing any engineer does before building something is hire a geologist to make sure the foundation is solid. the world we be completely and udderly fucked without geologists.
oh and lets not even mention your precious metals and oil that we discover.
>>71070396
sh-shit where the fuck is it? ALL I SEE IS GREY HALP HORY SHIMFUgG
is anything happening though? It's all already happened.
>>71070473
>>71070474
4.9s are literally nothing. those happen in the midwestern states like oklahoma just about every day because of fracking. no harm whatsoever.
>>71068679
^this faggot doesn't know shit... must be failing your classes
gemologist here
anything around 7.4 is strong but not happening shit when it gets 7.9 and above then clench your cheeks
>>71070510
its still happening you tea drinking pessimist
>>71070455
its habbennningggg
>>71070185
not christchurch but
>tfw my hometown is right above a fault line
it had an 8.5 magnitude earthquake once, at least a half-dozen 7+ pointers and a lot of smaller 5s-6s (even one this week)
the town has been destroyed twice, but not since the 40s
>>71070486
Okay. Tell us when you get a real job.
>>71070469
earthquake in siberia? cmon, that literally never happened...
>>71070510
are you even watching the fucking stream. They keep getting shook and they're only getting bigger. High levels too.
>>71070510
these could the foreshocks for the main quake
>>71070486
>>71070635
Fuck. Forgot pick.
>>71070594
Excuuuuse me for thinking it was a foreshock...
>>71070652
Kamchatka, I meant. We need it to happen.
>>71070486
>udderly
>>71070635
>not realizing geologist can easily start off making 300k a year working in the oil fields
kek. we are the highest demand major right now.
>>71070594
Earthquakes have different effects on places depending on where they are located, sea level, building structure, all kinds of shit. a single 4.9 is not big. But multiple 4's after a 7 is big. They haven't stopped all day.
GUYS IS YOKO OK
>mfw still remembering the comet after 99 turkey earthquake
also if you got a dog, trust him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI09KW481M8
>that sound tho
>>71070486
>save millions of livers
>>71070486
WE WUZ SCIENTISTS N SHIT
>>71068410
Yes. Big Yellowstone happing coming.
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2016/04/boiling-river-near-yellowstone-national-park-heats-worries/
>>71070486
Also rolling for Los Angeles to be obliterated
>>71070883
we do. the 2011 earthquake/tsunami in japan would have killed millions of people if it weren't for geologist knowing that that type of earthquake would create a tsunami and we knew exactly where the epic center was so we knew who to warn. Millions would have died if not for warnings (and the fukushima reactor thing would have been much worse if not for geologist helping design it)
We will remember you japan.
If gets Bernie Sanders dies in earthquake campaigning in CA
>>71070840
>tfw I was three years old at that time
>tfw the quake was felt in Istanbul
>tfw my mom still remembers all the buildings swaying everywhere
>>71071089
Why do the good Asians have to go first?
Rolling for destruction of commiefornia
>>71067795
Don't play with the political process by voting in Obama 2.0/Bush 3.0
>>71067491
Fucking japs getting what they deserve for pearl harbor
>>71067491
Oh thank god I can finally escape this mortal coil come sweet death and release me, YELLOWSTONE SOON™
>>71070486
I udderly appreciate your surface in protecting so many livers from earthbakes. Good job friend and god peed.
>>71067491
PLEASE LET IT BE THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT ! I WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT IN MY LIFETIME !
>>71067491
trips decide that Africa is destroyed by a surprise earthquake and every nigger dies
>>71071146
i kow, plus it's japan, they're such nice folk, weird, kinky, but nice. like shaved ewoks or something.
>>71071218
Britbong brings back the bantz.
>>71071146
They are anime samurai, they lived in battle and in a dangerous island full of perrils. If they die, they die in honor and glory. It's the path they chose.
>>71067577
roll
Cali needs to stay, most of our food grows here
It'd be better if they just got bombed
But please no quake
there are thins coming out of the ground, I don't understand what is happenin
if singles earthquakes destroy wellington and trigger the volcanoes auckland is built on
>>71067633
Typical Commiefornia attitude.
>hurrr people shitting on me is just jealousy, i dont need to look inward and see why people think all commiefornians are massive stuck up douche nozzles
>>71071356
you mean like wheat thins?
>>71071356
Those are trees. Everything is perfectly alright.
>>71071356
ゴジラが発生します
>>71071356
Geology is happening! Claim the fresh land in the name of /pol/!
>>71071356
are they tentacles?
>>71067872
sauce
Mfw i live in a shit country with no sea
>>71071356
finally the reptilians / mole people decided to release us of this mortal nightmare
>>71071356
Tentacles? Is anime becoming real because of our meme magic?
>>71071356
>Gojira
>>71071126
>99 was 17 years ago
;_;
house of one of my best friends' family was collapsed. luckily, they were staying at their family friends on that day.
shit was horrible, and there was many spooky and interesting stories.
>>71071356
Wtf is a thins
>>71071488
>1488
Hitler's ghost demands that anime be real.
>>71071488
Apparently, fellow Kekkim.
>>71071302
>id
>MH D4ICK
Top kek.
I thought we had more time.
>>71071483
and you don live near a tectonic plate too so you are quite safe in term of earthquakes
>>71071356
Best korea is attacking
>>71071479
some ledditor set off fireworks after the paris attacks
>>71071188
Fucking Americans got what they deserve for hiroshima and nagasaki, 9/11
Karma's a bitch, then you marry one.
>>71071488
>>71071548
>Kek uses the earthquakes to level Japan
>Rebuilds it into anime
Meme it so
>>71071539
Yeah man. I feel you.
Hope you're doing good, abi. Meanwhile I'm over here in America still wondering when the fuck Erdogan is gonna fucking die.
>>71067877
You negated the /comfy/ get. Kek wills the California apocalypse.
Seismograph is freaking out every few seconds, revving up for a 4.5-5+ imo
>>71071718
ill suck your dick faggot
>>71071548
1548
>tfw seattlefag
i guess we had to pay the price for our degeneracy sooner or later
lord forgive me for partaking of the devils lettuce
>>71071222
At this point anon it's virtually guaranteed.
>trips
and now you've sealed it's fate.
>>71071681
kek
>>71071302
ID checks out
>>71071756
a magnitude 5 is really nothing big at all m8
>>71070486
Prove to me it isn't underground dragons.
>>71071479
Nerve gas cloud rushing towards frogs.
>>71068008
no they dont and please stop claiming that
>>71071756
Those are aftershocks. Some reporter is explaining the active faults that are shaking at the moment in one of the streams.
No idea what he's saying, but I bet Japan is expecting some more earthquakes in that region within the next 48 hours.
>>71071729
doin fine, thanks efendi. but sadly, i think erd*gan wont die in our lifetime. he was unironically talking about his 2053 goals, 2 years ago.
>>71071718
Is Muhammad being the #1 child name yours.
>>71071356
> thins
Thin what yerrow San?
>>71071479
A day or two after the Paris attacks some guy lit a firecracker in a street within earshot of the gathering. Everyone panicked and some folks completely ruined the memorial by stampeding across it.
Sheep when faced with a foul breeze have a better sense of danger.
