tl;dr:
>7.1 earthquake hits Southern Japan
>Endless aftershocks
>It's still going down
Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
>bing
every time I hear this I instinctively search for a seatbelt to fasten
first for nips stay safe
>>71048158
Press f to pay respects to animeland
~
but where will i get my used panties and tenga eggs?
these are foreshocks for a massive quake
it is going to happen
why do you keep posting this jap livestream? how am I supposed to fucking understand it?
can anybody translate this shit? What was the jap saying?
>>71048261
>>71048158
More aftershocks happening right now, holy shit this is fucking insane
oh shi-
Has anyone died yet?
Again. 4.4
Hang in there anime land.
>>71048290
Anime is in a different area. Earthquakes are all at Yakuza/JAV region
FIRES ARE BREAKING OUT ON STREAM
>>71048158
Lads, I think this is it. The shitposter who was out in Antarctica who brought us May Day wasn't lying.
>>71048158
IS EARTHQUAKE FAPPER OK? I DON'T HAVE THE SCREENSHOT PLS PROVIDE
>7.1
it's fucking nothing
Japan is RIP
>>71048158
Why was there a female leprechaun speaking in the background with all those chime alarms?
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
4.0 They're getting weaker
Please let it be muslim
Any reports of a potential tsunami yet?
>>71048425
which stream
Here's a Twitter tag to follow
https://twitter.com/search?vertical=news&q=%23JapanEarthquake&src=tyah
>>71048476
>Poland
it's fucking irrelevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-6gJayJ7M
>US establishment uses HAARP to earthquake southern japan to pull media attention away from [insert establishment wrecking news here]
believe it
*tips tinfoil fedora*
>>71048497
a pot of gold was unearthed
>>71048556
top fucking kek
>>71048476
>7.1
>fucking nothing
>>71048158
Earthquakes in the ring of fire?
JESUS IS RETURNING.
>>71048612
Other way around, they trigger quakes to unleash huge geoligic energy reserves which power reality-revisioning devices. This is how we get Bearenstein shit.
Japan is fine on anything less than a 7.5
All the buildings and infrastructure are so prepared that they just shake off anything less than a massive earthquake
New aftershock, Magnitude 4.3
>>71048312
You can see the pretty maps.
Red means bad. Green is better.
Higher numbers are worse.
Tones and alarms going off means incoming.
That's really all you need, Common Core.
>>71048422
>JAV region
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to keep watching chink pussies getting slammed.
>>71048768
I just want one to hit California
not that it would do much damage compared to the resulting fires
Reminder that this is all because of /vp/'s
MEME MAGIC
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>>71048714
In all fairness, 7.0 quakes aren't much in areas that are prepared for them. But it'll make a total mess of most stores and homes.
>>71048744
>stein
where's muh quantum mechanics anime n shieeeeeeeeet
>>71048943
proofs it
>>71048822
These are foreshocks. Big massive nip destroyer is still on its way
>>71048872
Imagine a 9.5 in Commiefornia with a massive tsunami.
I'm so happy. I'm gonna celebrate after work tonight.
I hope that pedo shithole fucking rots.
>>71048872
> God already destroyed San Franscisco with earthquakes and hell fire twice in the last 110 years
> It got even more gay both times
Be careful what you wish for.
>>71049039
right
into
SAN FRANCISCO
>tfw
>>71049054
shut your whore mouth
>>71049054
NEVER FORGET PEARL HARBOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxIsVYdB0lA
>>71048158
how many dead?
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
THE EARTH IS CRUMBLING
EVERY WAVE LINE = A QUAKE THAT'S HAPPENING
>>71048986
>/vp/ is upset at Japan over lack of SuMo reveals, which spawned Groudon memes
>Groudon is a powerful ground type pokemon from hoenn
>The real life area analagous to Hoenn has been struck by devastating earthquakes
>>71049039
Like the san andreas fault ripping apart, I could see it. I live in california, would suck ass. Hopefully we would drift and be buds with hawaii.
NUCLEAR ALARM JUST SOUNDED
What the fuck is with all the bells and whistles?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
6.4!
>>71049039
The part of CA that gets 9.5s is the rural conservative part that's really pretty and produces 10% of the nations lumber
You want an 8.0 under LA or SF, that would be much more beneficial to humanity
6.4
>>71049187
>>71049122
>>71049039
We have two pro teams in the playoffs, though.
>6.4
it begins
HOLY FUCK ANOTHER STRONG EARTHQUAKE WHAT THE FUCK
MAGNITUDE 6.4
>>71049285
Notto disu shitto ageinu
>>71049285
>>71049306
>>71049307
Earthquake alert. They're getting stronger.
>>71049039
>>71049122
tusnamis don't mean shit in california since all the jews live up in the hills. Firestorms are a much larger threat because nobody keeps their fucking trees within the fire code
>>71049187
I just want everyone between highway 85 and the golden gate bridge to die
IS KOJIMA ALRIGHT?
WHERES KOJIMA I NEED TO KNOW IF HES ALRIGHT
>>71049172
The fucking robo-animu voice is so creepy.
I wonder is NK caused this with a Nuclear detonation
>>71049125
Maybe when Japan falls you'll finally fix your life. This is a blessing, neetfriend.
>yfw the ring of fire is finally ready to trigger San Andreas Fault to erupt
Could these be foreshocks of a huge quake? 8.1+?
That's a pretty strong aftershock.
If kek wills it this will turn into the big one.
ANOTHER ONE
California looks fucked today
http://www.quakeprediction.com/Los%20Angeles%20Earthquake%20Forecast.html
HOLY FUCK! SOMEONE JUST WIN SUPER HAPPY FAMILY JACKPOT!
ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE INBOUND
>>71049367
if these are just fore shocks, it's going to get even bumpier this weekend
>THE STREAM WENT OFFLINE
SEND HELP
Aso caldera is getting BTFO
>>71049482
Getting comfy.
EVERY WAVE LINE IS AN EARTHQUAKE
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
MORE TO COME BOYS
HOPE YOU'RE PREPAREe
God is listening to my pleas
Fucking sink weeb island deep in the ocean
Next big quake will happen at 14:88 EST, or 3:28 EST.
Kek wills it.
>>71048556
FUCKING BONGLAND MAKING ME SPIT MY DRINK
how long till it explodes
>>71049531
CA will only have problems if quakes are over 8.0. The Loma Prieta quake caused the state to red tag homes that couldn't be structurally reinforced. Not that it matters, all it takes is one water heater to totally destroy this place.
>>71048158
Good riddance.
I bet only Drumpf supporters are gonna die in the earthquake anyway.
>>71049482
>>71048872
I live in California
I don't want me or my friends to die
However I do think I would survive much better than most people here would
My house is sturdy and positioned on solid rock, in a place that, despite being close to the sea, is invulnerable to anything but asteroid-impact level tsunamis
Also there's no blacks or any looter-types anywhere close, and the authorities are pretty competent here.
I even recently restocked some of my emergency food supplies, although I am currently low on water, and I have no source of energy
>>71048311
>that other earthquake that had a large foreshock in the 7.0 range
2 DAYS
https://www.windyty.com/?gust,39.235,138.940,4
massive storm to the North east of the mainland
>>71049572
I might end up pulling another allnighter in a row if this escalates. Time to make some coffee.
>>71048611
what is the lvl counter?
inb4 Japan swallowed by the sea.
It's raining in southeast uk!. It's coming
>the only decent Asians will be the first to go
The good ones always die first, fucking RIP nippland.
>>71049737
Better vodka up that coffee, Finngolian.
>>71049701
> You will never get to watch SF get destroyed on live national television
Fun times.
If you cant stand this stream then use this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-6gJayJ7M
>>71049737
A Finn without coffee is like a North Korean without starvation.
>>71049720
$50 says you have a tree or bush within 5-10 feet of your home, which places it in danger of wildfires. Cal-Fire suggests at least 20 feet of clear space around wood houses. In an earthquake your home would readily become ash.
>>71049823
I'm out of alcohol. Well, there's always tomorrow, right?
>>71048422
>JAV region
YES
SINK THOSE DISGUSTING FUCKING PUBES DEEP IN THE FUCKING OCEAN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>Trump rally on now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZSXuPhMl1M
Time to watch something now that actually matters
>>71049667
>the neighbor of the beast
>>71049922
nah
>>71048158
Watching.
>>71049922
>not watching both streams at the same time
>>71049881
100 FEET
ON ALL SIDES
AND STOP BUYING MANSIONS ON THE EDGE OF FORESTS, FUCK YOUR WUI BULLSHIT
- CalFire
>>71049461
I bet the fuckers are responsible.
>>71049490
pls answer
https://instasync.com/r/happeningroom
put the stream here and it has a live chat if anyone is interested
Why do bad things happen to good countries?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDxHyMA2sEs
Based BP on watch before any of you keks gave a shit.
Eva 4.44 never
HANG IN THERE BASED NIPPON
>>71048158
diglett dig, diglett dig, diglett dig
DUGTRIO
DUG-DUGTRIO
>>71049819
>>71049731
HOLY FUCK
HOLY S H I T
>>71050006
Alternatively people could just live in brick or concrete homes, but obviously this is impossible.
>>71049490
>>71050025
yes
They're getting denser and denser. Not even a minute in between. What does it mean?
>>71048158
All these earthquakes happening for no reason. Extreme weather events indeed.
You guys still think global warming is a hoax?
>>71050027
Live non-chook chat? (chink and gook)
>>71049881
my house is deep in an urban area, surrounded by other houses, placing me at no risk of wildfires.
Fires resulting from gas leaks and electrical disruptions would be an issue, if water pressure was lost due to ruptures. I have some extinguishers but that's not gonna be enough in a truly bad scenario.
Another quake: Magnitude 4.5
>>71048835
Degenerate loser. End yourself now!
EARTHQUAKE LEVEL 364
>>71050006
Is there anyway to use water that's in a pool to fight fires when the water pressure goes down?
In Los Angeles. When is shit going down? My oneitis called me last night, and that's a pretty a death flag considering I haven't been able to get her to acknowledge me for months now.
>>71050126
Collapse of the plate is accelerating
>>71049922
cuckold detected
Guys this is SERIOUS PLEASE READ!!
My father works in the military, quite high up but I won't reveal rank.
He has been told to move himself with his immediate family to an underground bunker and expect to stay for "some time".
Guys be safe out there, stock up on food NOW!
That what the gooks get for creating degenerate anime that is poisoning western society. Thank you kek!
>>71050072
The issues with WUI go beyond house construction, it's just an inherently risky area that's difficult to provide services to. Gas lines are more at risk of landslides, thick forests are more likely to be ignited by ash fallen power lines, homeowners often move near to forests than resist common-sense fire prevention like thinning and control burns because they think it'll lower their property value.
People who move to rural areas need to be ready to lead a rural lifestyle. The issue is people moving to the middle of the woods and demanding the services they used to have when they lived across the highway from Magic Mountain.
>>71050139
LA will burn like it did a hundred years ago. It's generally accepted.
>>71050244
B-B-But my bull agrees with me!
BREAKING NEWS: 8.2 EARTHQUAKE IN NORTHERN MEXICO
TURN ON CNN!!!!!
>>71050238
Does that mean more and bigger earthquakes are coming?
Floridian here is it common so many Quakes so close together
>>71050139
>my house is deep in an urban area
and SF has never ever had a fire due to an earthquake correct?
>>71050143
>>71050137
no but this one has piano music instead of gookspeak
>>71050259
>gym
>>71050259
Yeah, well my dad works for Nintendo, and you'll be able to play as Bowser in Mario N65
>>71050259
>Australian poster
>Expecting to be taken seriously
Nice try
>>71050324
>MFW GOOGLING THIS
>https://www.windyty.com/?gust,39.235,138.940,4
>http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
THE END IS HERE
i hope Japan citizens
is ok
but FUCK JAPAN
>>71050225
if you have a gas powered pump sure.
you would need something that produces decent volume out to the fire to do anything to it.
>>71048158
This better not interfere with my japan-based Malaysian cooking shows.
>>71050259
My dad works for Nintendo and took off from Narita four hours ago.
>>71050436
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>71050334
It either is "settling down" from the bigger quake, or (hopefully) is becoming increasingly volatile and we will see a big one.
It either Is or it isn't
>>71050436
Hi Kim how are the citizens of glorious Korea?
>>71050436
kim get back to eating
What's lv?
Any English language streams?
>>71050259
>earthquakes
>move people underground
has to be true
>>71050436
how can you afford internet if you cant afford food?
>>71050343
>>71050436
Wanna be my girlfriend?
>>71048158
Can we pick up homeless lolis after the quakes are over?
SAVE DA LOLIS
>>71050259
This anon might be trolling, but there is military activity in Japanese airspace, fighter jets have been dispatched to investigate unusual activity
>>71050436
Is this women who lives on chinese border who doesn't like to be called 'qt'?
NOT A FUCKING JOKE
To all the idiots memeing about nintendo, well I hope you have plenty of food and some air filters for a gask mask.
I cant say anything more because we're heading underground now!!
>>71050436
Are you a qt? Also can I house some of your refugees. I want let them speak to the media
>>71050436
Fuck Japan, is Best Korea ok?
>>71050671
oaxaca is about to get hit by a tsunami m8
read >>71050324
>>71050343
>>71050318
I live in Orange county, naggers. Far less dense than SF or LA. Basically pure suburbia.
I admit that in a conflagration started by ruptured gas mains my house would be fucked, but I think we're less susceptible to that than the true big city areas.
The city where I live has been replacing and upgrading all the old sewer and gas pipes for the last few years; the project is not done but it's better to be partially prepared than unprepared.
They also built a big ass underground command center bunker with heavily redundant systems a few blocks from my home.
>>71050695
They're prepping for a North Korean nuclear test. Their missile test failed earlier today so they're gonna do something more grabby to save face. I think Japan and the US are trying to cover themselves in case China finally looses their shit with NK and decides to "solve" the problem
>>71050410
>>71050324
dig dig
DIG DIGLETT
>>71050707
lolk
>>71050420
>>https://www.windyty.com/?gust,39.235,138.940,4
>>http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
DON'T IGNORE THESE POSTS YOU FUCKS
GO STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES NOW GO
>>71049445
Fucking kek, this is true
>>71050707
kek
where are you senpai
i live literally right next to amberley, i've seen turncuck in the flesh and i'm drinking buddies with a US nuclear commander
i'd know if something was happening
>>71050567
>>71050436
Has it finally begun?
>>71048158
woah, it's literally nothing!
>>71050763
who cares about indian goblin lolis
only jeb-tier plebs, that's who
Kaiju when?
>>71050707
> C'mon cunt get yer ass up we gotta earthshake
> piss off mum, let me make one more shit post
Ok I still have signal here,
more info!!
This has something to do with the recent underground explosions in north korea. I just overheard this so not sure on specifics but it looks like we're going to war boys
>>71050707
shut up australia, nobody cares.
>>71050975
shut up faggot
go hump a dead dingo or something
>>71050784
>Basically pure suburbia.
aka, Los Angeles. OC is to LA what the Tri-valley is to the Bay Area.
But seriously though, foliage near your home puts you at risk especially if any is actually touching your house.
>>71050975
>>71050975
>still shitposting
>>71050975
Who is waring with who now?
>>71050975
mobilize the emu armada at once, straya
>>71049445
>tfw el nino just saved our shit from the drought for another year
>tfw earthquake will break all the aquaducts and waste all that precious water
I already piss like 8 times in a toilet before I flush it. I'm ready to go full Fremen mode
>>71050827
well
at least we can defended ourself
why everybody is so upset about this?
>>71051122
the mole people vs the emu kingdom
>>71050975
No one cares. there is never a happening in DPRK.
>>71051181
nice proxy
>>71051181
Kim, 2 nukes and your "country" is toast.
>>71050975
Why do Australians even come on this board anymore?
>>71051181
North Korea best Korea!
Isn't a 7.1 pretty weak for Nippon? their buildings are fairly Earthquake resistant.
Is there a lot of damage or am I correct?
>>71050975
Go get chromed ya roohumpin abbo
>7.1 earthquake hits Southern Japan
>Endless aftershocks
Not knowing that 7.1 was a foreshock like back in 2011.
>>71051297
but human rightsfrom united Nations scum said
you will not nuked my people
nice try goon
>>71050975
you are correct. this means war.
>>71051181
BASED
A
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E
D
>>71051329
Correct, but recent activity implies these to be forequakes. The last big Nip earthquake had a 7 something forequake, then 2 days later the big one.
ANOTHER UPDATE
So north korea has been using shell companies inside Japan to do deep drilling operations under the guise of construction for tall buildings needing basement access and deep footings.
The norks found something when they were drilling...it was alive...shit it sounds like they have awakened one of the beasts of old.
Guys im heading out now, nukes in 30
>>71051329
The big concern was that it was a foreshock. Last time there was a foreshock that large in Japan was 2011 with the 9.0
>>71050707
>NOT A FUCKING JOKE
>To all the idiots memeing about nintendo, well I hope you have plenty of food and some air filters for a gask mask.
>I cant say anything more because we're heading underground now!!
never change australia
>>71051359
You expect to nuke countries around you and not get nukes? Kim, there are double agents in your highest ranks. If you ever give the order to nuke anybody, you'll get a nuke dropped on your head 2 minutes later.
>>71050436
Before I die, I want to fug the footpussy of a North Korean girl at least once. Just once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWJQE6WpWcw
>posted yesterday
>earthquakes today
>>71051359
SKYKING just called "Gauntlet."
>>71051376
few people know the real reason for those huge hats.
they conceal a satellite dish.
for mind control
>>71051423
you are not very good at this
>>71051423
The shitposting is real.
>>71051463
Does the double agent work for Nintendo?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>71051329
some white guy in the epicenter streamed on periscope and there was a bit of damage. not too much but alot of people without power, but newer building with better up to code specs fared better
>>71051359
So we will use big as fuck bombs that aren't nuclear. 1000 of them. There are no possible outcomes that are good for the 'cleanest race'. Norks will be wiped out.
>>71051359
Stop fucking roleplaying, faggot.
>>71051411
This.
>>71051555
nice proxy test get
Fuck! This feel like fishing. Waiting for the big one to strike.
>>71051423
Well I hope you are right. But uh I don't believe you.
This isn't fair, California should be taking all these quakes not Japan. Where's the justice?
>meanwhile, in Japan
MODS PLS STICKY I AM SCARE.
>>71051516
>>71051555
>>71051359
Oooh, two DPRK proxies now? And one with trips even. What does it all mean?
>>71051411
What was mag of the big one?
>>71051555
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YOY3XWHpaU
>>71051751
9.0
>>71051181
No one. Now answer me wanna be my gf?
>yfw you live in the middle of the mainland
>>71051528
Obviously.
>>71051769
ebin
>>71051423
Sounds like directed by Michael Bay shit.
1/10
>>71051861
I'd rather live in Earthquake area than Russia.
>>71050930
>140 million years ago
How the fuck can they predict that?
>>71050259
>not facing the wrath of god
>>71051861
>tfw live nowhere near plate boundaries
>>71050324
Im on CNN they are talking about trump as usual. Need source, or else b8
>>71051976
Sediment layers and carbon dating.
>>71051976
Geology, dipshit.
>>71051963
Probably because you're a tub of lard that can't go 20 minutes without microwaving something.
>>71050035
you must have missed the threads
>>71051976
>scientists believe
>>71051716
well no
is me
no proxy
have to reset connection so many times
but now i fixed it
>>71051976
Exceptional American Lies
>>71051963
Pussy.
>>71051948
Worse.
Emmerick
>>71052046
Detroit firefighter, pale Latvia. In great shape and I microwave nothing.
