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TRUMP GENERAL - RUBBER PIPES EDITION


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MANHATTAN PROTEST LIVESTREAM:
http://www.ustream.tv/stopmotionsolo
http://abcnews.go.com/Live?stream=3

NY Repub. Gala:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZN6ZTKi7Lsw RSB
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ub09UZ_IL1M DTS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tu7ei_aHyJI PP
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qth3V3C0zcg ENG
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fLoZ4xpEd5E NU

TRUMP NEEDS VOLUNTEERS IN RI: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1WFHHW5Sj2FMNtR7tPBl2bHgI-LyD1S_nOu59nwhnmbk/viewform

*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers:
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NfzyoWfwqjrYbc5Xqb9lyerxztNxLuZDzwPBarYZJFA/edit#gid=0
>Find your congressional district here
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members/PA

>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 755/Dildo Destroyer: 521/One State Wonder: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.coloradovotesmatter.org

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Suffolk, NY 4/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH657zQU6ck
>Trump Hannity TH 4/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDC-F2vA1Wc
>Rally Pittsburgh, PA 4/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggVfaHKiLaw
>Trump Family CNN TH 4/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siMPK2ovPZI
>Rally Rome, NY 4/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77cQAkcUgrk

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on WBEN Radio 4/13/16
http://media.wben.com/a/114642791/donald-trump-with-tom-bauerle.htm
>Manafort on Hannity 4/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqx3Zf-sOI8

ENTERTAINMENT
>Gavin McInnes Interviews Trump Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRoIQEsjDds
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THIS IS AWOOOOOVMENT
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Megyn needs to do this EVERY SHOW.
Maybe her ratings wouldn't be so shit.
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>>70985004
Enjoy!
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>kasich trashes Trump IN HIS OWN BUILDING
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CLINTON WANTS TO GO AFTER GUN DEALERS
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TRUMP BTFO
R
U
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B
T
F
O
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fuck these audience shills
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AWOOOOOOO
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>Bernie getting boooed
Feels good
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>le true conservative values lmao
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Rato coming up

Who's the guy talking who had a stroke?
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Cruz about to speak
if dooble doogits, he gets boo'd
if consecutive digits he makes a good impression and goes on to sweep the nomination
if '18' cruz assassinates trump
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Wow!
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>>70985131
>>70985127
u wot.
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>cancer screening isn't good
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>>70982952
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>>70985177
boo confirmed
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Is there any good art of the movement wolf. The art im seeingn is shite
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MEGYN KEYLLY JUST BTFO THAT WOMAN
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hilary clinton is doing so well pandering to ny and talking about ny issues that is making sanders look like a child
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A whole cow
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>>70985177
>Cruz
>good impression
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>>70985177
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
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What happened to Megyn Kelly? She's defending Trump from these idiots.
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made of
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>>70984938
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HERNIE ZIONDERS GOT BOOED BY THE CROWD
GET REKT FAGGOTS HILLARY WINS
HOW WILL BERNOUTS EVER RECOVER?
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Bernie is dyen, sum1 call pop or shiieeet!
Meanwhile, LyenTeds up next. Meh.
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>>70985177
Cruz is going to get dismantled
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>>70985222
Of course not. Sperg neets don't produce anything of merit.
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butter!
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>>70985177

kek wills it
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>>70985177

BOOY!AA!
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>>70985115

You forgot to shop in Cruz's name at the bottom of the page
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>Kelly defending Trump
It's starting to happen guys, HYPE HYPE HYPE
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>>70985128
>People unironically agree with this
>Not realizing that's like suing the trucking company for your coffee being spilled on your lap
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>>70985115
Nice one!
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Found this cuck on /int/, be on the lookout for this Canuck at the rally.
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>>70985177
Wow
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>>70985255
got the D in his tower a couple of days ago
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Didn't Cruz say NY values center around money and the media?
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>>70985255
might have something to do with that rumor that she met with Trump
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This woman on Fox with a Wisconsin Mom accent.
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>>70985222
No, it's all garbage. Now go away.
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>>70985257
cheese
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>cuts to fedora
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MAGA
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Trump bros please rate my english paper topic, we gotta write a short story.

"A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE."
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>>70985115
A W O O O O
W
O
O
O
O
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>>70984938
>megyn kelly defending Trump repeatedly
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Watching the libtards debate, how was Kasich's speech?
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Fox is imploding with this annoying panel.
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Im cringing at the possibility of Cruz responding to the New York Values thing.
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>it's a Cruz supporters hate New York episode
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Where is the fox livestream?
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>>70985389
boring AF
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THEY BROUGHT UP THE SUPERPREDATOR AND SANDERS SAID IT WAS A RACIST STATEMENT
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TEMPLATE
HE'S REALLY ORANGE HOLY FUCK

MAGA
Subject to change niggers
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KASICH HAS EXPERIENCE

as governor of fucking OHIO, the most irrelevant state
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This guy is my mental picture of the "based average new yorker"
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>>70985415
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming
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That rubber pipes story was great, exposes exactly how retarded the government is
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>>70985255
Trump gave her the Big Don in Trump Tower
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>>70984938
save my image
spread my image
remind the shills that we know who they are & we know their posting tactics
furthermore we will no longer support
shitposting
weeb garbage
endless hat garbage
and other topic dilution tactics
we are focused & strong & will not be attacked
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>>70985324
Yes, but Trump managed to turn it back onto Cruz artfully.
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>Megyn ask the group what they think about Kaisch's speech
>The group is still just talking about Trump

Holy shit, Trump truly is just dominating.
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>>70985313
which rally is he going to? ill be at both on saturday
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>>70985177
WITNESSED
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>>70985321
>>70985332
Can't wait for the inevitable Trump/Kelly interview to unite the party and secure the women vote. Insane ratings and Trump at his best.
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>>70985388
>Megyn Kelly Defending Trump repeatedly!
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>>70985359
I read your topic and though it was great.
I'm not an editor but I'd love to look at it.
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>This stupid fucking blonde millennial.
You had one chance, and you choose fucking rato.
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>>70985396
How can he do it? He used "New York Values" as leverage in states which aren't keen on them.
It's dead, Jim. He can't turn it back without looking like a massive fucking cunt and liar.
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KASICH CONFIRMED TRUMP PLANT
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>>70985358
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>>70985480
Ohio here.

Can confirm.
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>Cruz supporter throwing out conspiracy theories
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bernie pulling the WEED LMAO card
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STFU FEDORA
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IT'S HAT REQUEST TIME!!!!!!!!!
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>>70985460
Saved, thanks m8
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OH SHIT FEDORA CRUZ MAN IS CALLING OUT KASICH AS A SOROS SHILL
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>>70985317
>>70985281
WOW
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Fedora man returns!
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FEDORA JUST CALLED OUT SOROS LOL
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>>70985613
god so much meme goin on there
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>>70985554
MANA
MAKE NORWAY GREAT AGAIN
:^)
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AND FEDORDA GUY DESTROYS REMAINING CREDIBILITY
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>>70985603
A FUCKIN'

W H I T E
M A L E ! !
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FUCKING CONSPIRACY THEORIST ON FOX HOLY SHIT

KASICH FUNDED BY SOROS AND WORKING FOR TRUMP
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Guys seriously.
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>>70985529
Hit ProxyMan
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>muh israel
The fuck is he breaking pencils for?
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>that tinfoil lined fedora
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kasick + trump + soros. confirmed by fedora
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Currently watching the fundraiser event
It's a shitshow
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FEDORA GUY BTFO SOROS
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We will be a mighty faggot.
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>this busted ass faggot
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haha
pathological liar
happy marriage
totalitarian Washington

the water is getting boiled for rato

the dude is messsing up the stage for rato!!
welcome CRUZ
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>>70985603
>>
ITZ UH CONSPIRACY!
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>>70985686
Yeah it's over for mr Fedora. You don't just name the jew on live TV.
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>>70985354
>cheese
YOU HAD ONE JOB
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>bernie seriously going on about the drug war
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FEDORA MAN DROPPING MAJOR REPILL
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>>70985669
We need you to pave the way for us. The rest of the world stands on your shoulders.
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OY VEY
Y

V
E
Y
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>>70985618
THIS
MAGA
A
G
A
>>70985693
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RATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>70985618
plz post the pink template
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>>70985714
see
>>70985251
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Heeeeeres RATO
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why the fuck are you talking about Bernie in here
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SOROS EXPOSED

CUT TO COMMERCIAL
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>>70985618
Please
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Here we go, Rato's up. Put on goggles for incoming shower of melted butter.
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>>70985805

The Soros part was redpilled but saying Kasich is Trump's agent is retarded.
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>>70984938
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I swear to god, someone in the audience better shout 'NEW YORK VALUES' during his speech.
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hahah Cruz barely getting an applause
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>>70985529

Truth.
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RATO MASTUBATER BOOOOO
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Here comes the Cruz Missile!
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>>70985730
How does he explain moveon.org and similar shitters violently protesting Trump rallies then.
Because that's one hell of a false flag.
Not to mention Kasich is helping Cruz more than Trump, but I think mr Fedora is too retarded to see that.
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>>70985911
yea trump would have won ohio if kasich wasnt in.
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>dat Soros theory

This Fedora guy is probably the one running the Cruz Generals on here.....
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GOD BLESS NY

already pandering
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>rato is finally on as the cuck debate went to commercial
Nice.
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>>70985858
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>>70985858
Fucking lol
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>>70985324
>money and media
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Why can't Ted Cruz say a single fucking sentence that sounds natural?
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>fedora man thinks Trump is on the same side as Soros

kek i'm often amazed to see how insane people OUTSIDE 4chan can be.
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>>70985872
>>70985872
Thanks!
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I am now a Cruz Missile!
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*clap* *clap* *claaa...*
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New Yorker values are trumps value fuck ted cruz


REMOVE CRUZBAB
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That weak clapping
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>>70985911

Kasich siphons votes from Trump not Rato. Rubio siponed from Rato and vice versa as did Guac lurch.
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>>70985873
>In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"

Goddamn, is there ever a time when this fucking rat isn't lying?
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Corey Lewandowski on Hannity in 8 fries
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
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>>70986063
Remove leaf.
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>the fucking democrat debate

I refuse to believe they represent a viewpoint that doesn't only appeal to a very loud minority, I won't believe it.
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>>70985977
guys wheres the stream for Rato turn to speak? I want to see the possible trainwreck with the whole NY values.
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>>70985004
>>70985148
>>70985199
>>70985342
>>70985792
>>70985896
>>70986073
yeesh
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Anyone have a stream link?
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>>70986123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
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Truck drivers............ steel makers...
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>>70985359
HAAHAHAH HOW FUCKING GAY

MUH POWER OF LOVE!!

HAHAHA

Eh I'm just tugging your foreskin m8. Just turn it in. Its a fine love story.
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I think we did quite well lads.

Memeing cuckstep into existence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw39sBwYUMU&list=FLJyJRjGjvjNIK83w-TGt9yw&index=53

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3E_PN3TsAE&list=FLJyJRjGjvjNIK83w-TGt9yw&index=51

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErhbJgEL5jQ&list=FLJyJRjGjvjNIK83w-TGt9yw&index=50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBIjXd8r4Rk&list=FLJyJRjGjvjNIK83w-TGt9yw&index=49
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Congratulations, Cruz. You're using Trump's talking points.
Just fucking die already.
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>2 of Trump's children don't register for the closed republican primary
"LOL, HIS KIDS CAN'T VOTE, SO STUPID, XDDDDD, DRUMPF!"
>Millions of Sanders supporters fail to register for the closed New York Democratic primary
"OMG, WE NEED TO PROTEST TO MAKE IT AN OPEN PRIMARY! THIS ISN'T FAIR!"
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>watch CNN stream
>Bernie talking about how he banned 'assault weapons'
Anyway, I really wish that Trump would just talk about all his deals, I could listen to him for hours
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Bernie and Cruz getting booed on the same day yay.
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>>70985199
>>70982952
>>70982777
KEK WILLS IT.
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The fuck is Rato wearing?
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LOW ENERGY RATO
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>>70986156
based thanks anon
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I'm worried guys. Trump had a good speech, but Cruz is just killing him at the moment.
I think I'm a Cruz missile now
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I really don't like how Cruz gives speeches.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo

Reposting GOP Gala stream from last thread, just in case.
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weak applause
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Cruz is getting lukewarm applause at best. Barely better than Kasich.

And he looks even slimier in a tuxedo somehow.
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>>70985872
You are ProxyMan for life yo
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>we will repeal Obamacare

his favorite talking point god like 3 claps lmao
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IM A REAL CONSERVATIVE
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>that fake applause
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>We will pass a simple flat tax
>scattered applause

i fucking lol'd
>>
Holy shit Rato looks so uncormfotable
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>>70986246
>i think im a faggot NOW
>>
I think Kasich is getting better treatment than Cruz atm
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>>70986189
>The rules work against Trump
HAHA look at Drumpf what a moron rules are rules bro
>Rules work against them
GAS THE RULES, POLITICAL REVOLUTION NOW
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>>70986246

Poor effort m8. I've seen Canadians shitpost better than that.
>>
Is Cruz an idiot? Tax day is tomorrow.
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looooowww energy El Rato

>ssssssssimple flat tax

Snake
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>>70986107
Nope. He's doing that usual head twitch and blink atm. Lyin Rato trying to sound tough
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>>70986246
TAXES ON A POSTCARD
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>Put my social security number on a postcard

WHY DID HE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?
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cruz is boring and repeating his script
im watchin the debate
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>>70986111
Confiscate their leafs
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>tiny applause for the policy he stole from trump

thank god
>>
I hate cruzs speaking mannerism. When he makes his point he does a slight nod and glances at the audience and sweeps his view across the audience. So fucking werid.
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>>70985321
I almost believe this.
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>>70986189
>Ivanka forgets to register
>Decides to create a series of videos to instruct people on registration and voting so they don't make the mistake she did
A great woman.
>>
>flat tax
>2016
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>>70986258
He's fucking copying what Trump has been saying this entire fucking time. I hate this slimy son of a bitch.
>>
It's like he's speaking to an empty room.
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>>70986324
Rato has entered the lion den.
He will be lucky to get out alive
>>
Jobs back from Mexico and China

sounds familiar
>>
>>70986255
overly rehearsed, smarmy, and irrelevant.

The body language alone pisses me off.

>start loud, end quieter
>pause for moment to puff and smirk
>>
Trump was like listening to a guy share stories at the bar. This is like watching a Democrat debate.
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>>70986352
What are we watching?
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>>70985618
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>>70986392
he talks like a preacher
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>We'll be signing our taxes on a postcard
>>
YOUR PARENTS
GOT THEIR OPPORTUNITY IN FUCKING CANADA
YOU LYING CUNT
JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE JUST SHOOT HIM
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Guys I'm having a hard time watching Lyin' Ted talking right now.

The uncomfortable tenseness between Cruz and the audience is almost unbearable
>>
>Trump talks tells a stroy and throws in a few of his campain points
>rato talks sounds like the same bullshit lies
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
>>
>>70986400

link plos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>Giving the same memorised speech
>>
>>70986392

And he dips his voice.
>>
>>70986450
LyenTed is now DyenTed
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>>70986470
>>
https://youtu.be/xRoIQEsjDds?t=356

HOLY SHIT LEFTISTS ARE BRAINDEAD

>>70985359

Lol old /a/ copypasta
>>
>>70986041
>hurrrrrrr he uses proxies
>THAT MEANS HES UH SHILL
>BLAGRH BLAHGLBHA HG IM SO FUCKING RETARDED
im sorry, you must be a great burden on your family
>>
fuck muslims
>>
>>70986487

They've missed 4 clapping points in a row.
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>>70986246
>I'm worried guys. Trump had a good speech, but Cruz is just killing him at the moment.
>I think I'm a Cruz missile now
>>
What's this fat vampire doing on stage?
>>
if you dont like cruz, watch the debate
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
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>>70986416
>flat tax
>not rat tax
>>
>A fucking rat in a monkey suit
TOPPEST OF FUCKING TOP KEKS
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Copyin ted
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STOP TAPPING ON THE PODIUM
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Cruz:
>Please Clap.
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>>70986450
Cruz is speaking at a gala and said tax day is on Monday. Tax day is tomorrow on the 15th though.

http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
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>>70986470

Savage
a
v
a
g
e
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>>70986469
He always bobs his head and blinks hard at the beginning of every verse. So phony.
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>>70986565
Please clap
>>
>Trump talks about New York, what the city means to him, what he's done in the city, and what he hopes to see moving forward
>Kasich talks about his father being a mailman, stealing the nomination, and retarded general polls
>Cruz literally just reciting his same rehearsed bullshit for the 1000th time, sounding increasingly more desperate every time

How can anybody vote for Cruz or Kasich? I really don't fucking get it.
>>
>>70986571
>IN MY VIEW
>IN MY VIEW
>IN MY VIEW

Yeah no thanks
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>>70986498
Not gonna work for you, Pedro.
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>>70986487
RATO is a politician, he will say anything.
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a woo
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Are they still protesting?
>>
>>70986498
Sorry, haven't seen any, I just know they were mentioned more than once.
>>
>>70986571
Why would anybody like Cruz? He's staying the race so the establishment has an opportunity to insert an establishment nominee. Thus he's obviously a liar. A fat fucking vampire liar.
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>Cruz's face when nobody gives a shit what he says.
>>
israel israel he said it!
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>>70985896
Only camo has 14 angles
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>>70986607
No way he actually said that.
>>
>>70986533
holy shit this is the kid who got beat up in high school
>>
>>70986643
you missed that kasich said sorry for eating pizza with a fork
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>>70986255
What the voters don't understand...

And what I've been saying...

This is something that Donald here doesn't understand.

And I'm talking to the voters at home, right now - - -
*looks at camera*
These are the people that are never mentioned.

Our constitution is being destroyed and my donors are the ones who want to destro-
What I was trying to say, was, Donald Trump is the very person who is destroying our constitution.
>>
>roomful of Republican Jews won't even clap for Cruz when he's pandering to Israel
>>
>>70986587
I don't know how people with neck flabs wear suits. The constant rubbing of my throat on the fabric would drive me insane. I'd lose weight or get my chin tucked. You can get surgery to have a lattic inserted under your jaw to help support the loose skin.
>>
>>70986643
Ted is just "not trump"

And Kucksick voters are pussies
>>
clink clink clink clink clink
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>>70986423

Yeah. So fucking low-energy that I just chuckle when I hear applause.
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>>70986617
>Tax day is tomorrow on the 15th though.
Actually, when it falls on a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, it doesn't come until Monday.
>>
Everyone is going to the bathroom and having a cigarette.
>>
BECAUSE ISRAEL IS A FUCKING LIABILITY NOWADAYS YOU GODDAMN FUCKING IDIOT AND FLIPPING IRAN IS CRUCIAL TO KEEPING CHINA IN CHECK.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE.
>>
>>70986643
How can anybody scream "black lives matter"?
People are stupid
>>
It's interesting how Trump's was relaxed, while the other two are dull/blatantly rehearsed
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Check out this new Trump video called "The Evolution of Donald J. Trump" It's less then 3 minutes long and its good.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ofZsphTPf-U
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>>70986400
And don't forget that she was pregnant and was campaigning, so I can understand why she forgot.
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>>70986617
Tax day was changed to the 18th this year
>>
Ted lying again about Donald's position on the Iran deal. He just can't stop lyin.
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This has been his stump speech for the whole fucking election
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>>70986766
Kucksuck voters are just Democrats crossing over to the Republican Primary to deny Trump wins. That's what happened in Ohio.
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>cruz implying he is competing against hillary and sanders
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>tax on carbon

fucking senile
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>>70986744
>missed what kasich said
No one missed anything kasich said.
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i miss omeily when he mentions gadafi just to fuck with hilary clinton
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>>70986459
>>70986459
Here ya go, Barbossa
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Jesus, and i thought Kasich was boring. Rato giving him a run for his money.
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Mr Maddow running a story shitting on the RNC for the past-due-invoice appeal for donations.
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I'm watching the cat fight instead between Bernie and Hill. Cruz was dead water and those claps.. it was sad
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>>70986813
That is why they have assistants and butlers.
No excuses.
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>>70986837
lyin ted juz holds the torah up high puts it down then he lies
>>
>New York City is hallowed ground
>from the man who mocked them

Why is he not being struck down for this kind of blasphemy?
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>they had to turn up the audience volume

hue
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>>70986876
Lol
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Rato is so scripted
>>
WOLF
WOLF
WOLF
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>>70986723
Thanks senpai. Actually works well with the characters.
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>Many in Washington have forgotten [about NY attacks]

"New York Values," Ted.
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AUDIO totally fucked on Fox - spoons and dishes and conversation kek
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How low energy is Cruz? This is painful
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>>70986870
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Hitler has shown?
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Ted keeps tqpping that podium

>let me be clear

fuuuuuuuuk I hate this joker
>>
i love the part where rato basically just threatened to attack iran
>>
BREAKING:
TED CRUZ CALLS FOR MUSLIM HOLOCAUST
>>
>The fucking latest California DELINQUENT MAILER RATO SCAM is now being pushed as a GOP THING on MSNBC.
Thanks alot, rato. Youre shitting it up for the real candidate. GET OUT.
>>
hitler!
>>
>that fucking applause

New Yorkers fucking hate Ted
>>
Sounds like a loud dinner party with a really bad comedian everyone is ignoring
>>
>>70986788
Just looked it up. Something about emancipation day in DC falling on the 16th, a Saturday, and therefore being moved to the 15th and requiring tax day to be moved to the following Monday. How convoluted.
>>
Sounds like you are the homicidal maniac, Cruz.
>>
>Cruz just invoked Hitler
>one man clapped once

This is horrendous, why doesn't he just leave?
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>WE WILL KILL THEM
>HITLER SHOWED YOU SHOULD NEVER GIVE IN TO A HOMICIDAL MANIAC
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CRUZ PULLED THE HITLER CARD!
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That's a lot of talking in the background.
>>
>reddit divide & conquer tactics
>>70985529
Eat shit queer.
>>70985940
>there are always two.
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>>70987034
>spoons and dishes and conversation kek
Because no one really cares about what Cruz says.
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>>70986705
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460155463471.webm
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>>70986911
>PPL EATING DURING CRUZ SPEECH
>CRUZ STEALING DONS TALKING POINTS - TORTURING TERRORISTS, AMERICAN DREAM
>>
GOD EMPEROR WROTE A PIECE FOR THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

ITS GLORIOUS
http://www.wsj.com/articles/let-me-ask-america-a-question-1460675882
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Dude Israel lmao
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WHAT THE FUCK, HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE SO GOOD WITH MEMES?!, Listen i'm not like those bernie people from reddit, pls share with me the memes of production!
>>
>We are coming to kill you

>>70987086

hey me too
>>
>who stands with our allies
>i will stand with israel

What about the other dozen allies we have?
>>
hahaha the complete non-caring of the audience is amusing. Thank you new york.
>>
>>70987086
So do I

He's pissing me off more yelling and pounding that podium
>>
>Trump constantly speaks with the audience

>no one else does

Think about this distinction for a second. People shout out at Trump speeches, he acknowledges them and even talks about them for a moment. Then gets back to his speech.

No one else does this. Line A -> Line B -> Line C -> etc -> etc -> Thank you <City>, Goodbye.
>>
>>70987068
Yeah good luck with that.
1. They're not arabs.
2. They have better gear than Saddam did
3. They're richer than Saddam was
4. Their country is made of mountains
So basically enjoy bankrupting yourself over sucking Israeli dick because unless you nuke them it'll take 2-3 times more time than Iraq.
>>
>>70987034
Because they jacked up the pick-up to try and catch any applause possible so it's not completely silent because no one's clapping for this ass clown.
>>
Man this speech is erecting my Cruzmissile. I'm about to blow my Cruzjuices all over the place.
>>
>if you cannot win the primary, then you cannot win the general election

SO GET OUT ALREADY.
>>
fox 10 cut the audio kek
>>
>>70987152
Just the concept makes me kek and I haven't even read it yet. He does it all.
>>
This crowd does not give a fuck
>>
>they fucked his audio
>>
Sound engineer went out to eat
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Cruz is getting irritated at the audience not paying attention to him.
>>
They keep turning the audience up lol
>>
>>70987225

It just makes him seem even more pathetic

Now people are talking over him.
>>
>>70984938
Where is the RI volunteer thing from and what is it for?
I don't see it anywhere on his site, only the normal volunteer page
>>
FOX IS KILLING THE RATO

HE IS GOING TO BE SO PISSED
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>audio problems during rato
>>
>>70987292
>fuckit nobody is listening to this guy anyway
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Corey Lewandowski will be on Hannity whenever Rato gets done.
>>
>>70987100
Yay I get to pay taxes on my birthday
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>>70987152
HAPPENING
The only antidote to decades of ruinous rule by a small handful of elites is a bold infusion of popular will.
>>
NEW THREAD

>>70987205
>>70987205
>>70987205

>>70987205
>>70987205
>>70987205
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>>70987152
>Let us take inspiration from patriotic Colorado citizens who have banded together in protest. Let us make Colorado a rallying cry on behalf of all the forgotten people whose desperate pleas have for decades fallen on the deaf ears and closed eyes of our rulers in Washington, D.C.

HOLY SHIT REVOLT REVOLT REVOLT
>>
>>70987152
HNNNRGH.
>>
>>70987034
Cruz mannerism is annoying and frankly, unbearable. People want a fun, elegant evening, he is awkward and serious, ruining everything.
>>
why is el rato so low energy, is this a man who really wants to be prez?
>>
What is going on with Fox?

I can hear the camera guy better than Cruz.

Pretty sure the kitchen is getting a lot of business.
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Ted so low energy the mic can't even pick him up.
>>
>>70987245
This is a sin and should be illegal. Delete this now.
>>
>it's a Cruz says the same joke for the 50th time speech
>>
>>70987323
Rato BTFO by the ghost in the machine
>>
NEW THREAD
>>70987205
NEW THREAD
>>70987205
>>70987205
NEW THREAD
>>70987205
>>70987205
>>70987205
>>70987205

>>70987312
TRUMP NEEDS VOLUNTEERS IN RI: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1WFHHW5Sj2FMNtR7tPBl2bHgI-LyD1S_nOu59nwhnmbk/viewform
>>
>>70987343
God bless that man for fucking a woman that looks like a point of interest button.
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>>70987260
No audio anywhere

It's just hissing like a rat
>>
>>70987343
she's kinda ugly desu
>>
Holy shit he's literally doing the same speech word for word
>>
>cameraman talking about switching
>clinking cutlery

NOBODY VOTED IN NORTH DAKOTA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
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>>70987152
That was a really good read.
>>
>>70987211
And also point 5:
Intervention in Iran will bind your resources there, as they actually do have domestic military industry, not to mention missile and Ewar systems from Russia and China which are, memes aside, pretty fucking decent.
So you have to invest serious force in Iran, while Chyna goes unchecked. Great going Rato.
>>
UNITE BEHIND TRUMP
>>
we won Wisconsin, only one person claps
>>
>>70987152
Why can't Trump always be this eloquent?
>>
>>70987442
>>70987545

Looks are temporary, in 40 years the pretty ones often end up looking like crap, and often have annoying voices. Most of the time when I've heard a Playboy Playmate speak, it made me cringe.
All ladies are equally pretty in the darkness of the bedroom.
>>
This is fucking cringeworthy
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>>70987152
that was beautiful
>>
>>70986392
>eww I don't like the way he talks.
>omg he's like so creepy

Not valid enough points to deny someone the presidency . I'd like to believe in a slightly more meritocracy based system too, but

>eww...
>isn't he like 2 years older than you anyway

Makes it sound like we're voting for president of Malcolm junior high.
>>
>>70988801

How about the votes of the people and him having no mathematical path to the nomination denying him the presidency?

How about the fact that he claims to oppose illegal immigration but is endorsed by at least 2 of the members of the gang of eight, as well as the Bush family?

How about the fact that he just can't stop lying and playing dirty politics to win the nomination when he has millions less votes than Trump?
>>
>>70988801
Actually they're completely valid points. The president is supposed to be the representative of our country. If he's not a good public speaker, it doesn't look good on us as a country.
>>
>>70987399
>pic
Ask Kek and you shall receive
>>
>>70989217
Kek I knew would throw out the old

"well if I fin his mannerisms displeasing then everyone else must think so too"

There's a difference between mannerisms and speeches. One method casually implies to one's unconscious that you and they are a lot alike. Like a sweet whisper. The other, speech, is grounded on logos and authority.

The difference between the two is that those who rely on the former are never trusted within the realm of politics. It's used to bait the masses, nothing more. If you see someone seem trustable in politics by the way he walks, you should immediately be suspicious of what he has to hide. It's the the rhetoric world's version of a consistently winning pablum.
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