Thursday night's political double header is back as THE NEIL returns to air.
But first, as always, is Dimblebot. Tonight's episode is from Doncaster, so expect MUH STEEL to rear its ugly head in a week of dominatrices, tax returns and mass-mailed Government pro-EU leaflets. Based Eurosceptic Dan "The Man" Hannan and Dia from the Taxpayers' Alliance are the only decent people on an otherwise terrible panel.
On #comfytime, Leggy Liz Kendall and her 4.5% vote share join #sadmanonatrain on those Westminster sofas. David Haye also features in what can only be yet another appeal to try and get recognised again.
We start at 10:45pm on BBC One as always - http://www.official-britpol.co.uk if you cannot access BBC One.
On QT (10:45pm - 11:45pm):
>David Dimbleby chairs debate from Doncaster. On the panel are Conservative Daniel Hannan MEP, shadow work and pensions secretary Owen Smith, Westminster leader of the SNP Angus Robertson, Green Party peer Baroness Jones and Dia Chakravarty of the TaxPayers' Alliance.
On TW (11:45pm - 12:30am):
>Andrew Neil is joined by Michael Portillo and Liz Kendall to review the political week. Former newspaper editor Neil Wallace discusses press regulation and the revelations about John Whittingdale's private life and Quentin Letts rounds up the week with a film. Plus boxer David Haye talks about the sporting and political mentality of a fighter.
We're fucking back lads
Be prepared for even more
>muh bankers
>muh bonuses
than usual
Fuck me what a shit panel. Tempted to skip this one desu
My guess for questions
>muh steel since Donny is only down the road from Sheffield and Scunthorpe
>muh BP boss bonus
>muh Corbyn is actually a Eurosceptic
>>70961164
>implying the audience isn't the best part
APRIL 18TH
P
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What did everyone do with their propaganda?
>no nhs questions
HEATHENS
>>70961364
recycled it desu
>>70961364
Haven't even got mine yet.
>>70961364
Used it in a game of LOLSORANDOM Cards.
>>70961364
Returned to Sender
>>70961242
Do you think they'll discuss 'What British Muslims Really Think'?
I hope so.
Tonight is going to be good lads I can feel it because the green is on team Vote Out
>SNP on panel
ahhh hello lads
enjoyed that liverpool match immensely
>>70961670
>Dia Chakravarty
The butthurt would be great
>>70961364
I have literally just got back from posting it back.
>Daniel Hannan MEP, shadow work and pensions secretary Owen Smith, Westminster leader of the SNP Angus Robertson, Green Party peer Baroness Jones and Dia Chakravarty of the TaxPayers' Alliance.
hang on that's not comfy at all
>>70961364
I wanna post it back but dunno what message to leave on it.
>>70961797
>Watching the Beautiful Jew
>>70961364
It's sat on my computer desk, thinking on what to do with it burn it or post it with a picture of Are Nige to #CallMeDave
>>70961364
Posted mine and 8 others I'd gathered up back to the Conservatives via Freepost. I'm probably on some list now or something but fuck it
>was the government right to use tax payers' money to send a pro-EU leaflet?
>should we be concerned that one third of British Muslims don't think homosexuality should be allowed?
>muh steel
That's your lineup folks
>>70961808
All over the internet liberals are struggling to explain why a survey of 1000 people is okay for any other group else but not enough to represent the views of Muslims.
>Those racist statistics are lies and hurt my feelings.
Check out @eyespymp chaps, pretty funny at times. Liz Kendall has a new boyfriend apparently.
https://twitter.com/eyespymp/status/713814149063696386?s=09
>>70961670
Not a chance, proud British Muslims are doubleplusgood and "vibrant" and shit.
>>70961971
Scribble out the letters to read "Government lies to remain in the EU", I know a few who did this. Quick and to the point, I mean to be honest I think they've cottoned onto it now and are just throwing any envelope that size away
>>70961364
posted mine back with 'fuck off' written on it. Kind of regret not taking photos.
nevermind, I think the britpol stream is working
>>70961364
You should send it and an angry letter to your MP and ask them to pass on your letter to George Osbourne. They will do so.
Furthemore, Ministers are obliged to respond personally to every MP letter. Officials will of course write the response, but you will at least know you wasted 30 seconds of his time to read and sign it.
It's more effective than protest because 100 plebs in parliament square doesn't bother anyone. 10 individual letters some poor policy schmuck has got to deal with, makes them want to avoid anything like that in future.
>>70962290
I like that idea.
I've got the freepost address but can't find an envelope to put it in. might just fold it in a small one too bee honest
I'm just glad they sent it so early, nobody will remember it come June 23rd.
Good to see Leave.EU have got over their butthurt pretty quick too. That Arron Banks or whatever his name is was threatening trying to force a judicial review but Farage talked him down.
weather girl would get it
>>70962726
I don't know why but she reminds me of a burns victim with a skin graft. Would still give her one though
>>70962726
My local one would
>Doncaster
DONNIES DOING IT PROPER
>panama this week ad
top kek
>>70962511
>You should send it and an angry letter to your MP and ask them to pass on your letter to George Osbourne. They will do so.
I doubt David Lammy will oblige.
kek that This Week ad
>>70962726
>>70962881
>>70962903
Look North weather girl is best girl
>>70963003
so good
>>70962903
>Shrewd
Who's this celebrity who had a threesome lads?
wish I had a gf to get comfy and watch TW and QT with
it's the pink sharks tie for dimbles this week
>>70963036
>living in london
I'd support your refugee application to the outside world.
>>70963053
Keely donnavan (or something)
every grans favourite
Ger ger ger!
>>70963053
that Irish one from Sky News. Dunno if she's still on it.
>The taxpayers alliance
Why is this even a thing?
>>70963109
David Furnish
>SNP
>Greens
Uuugh
Looking forward to seeing based Dan Hannan.
who is this absolute qt
>>70963109
Elton John
>SNP
>Greens
dimbo's a bit fired up tonight isn't he? what's he had backstage?
>>70963109
Elton John and David Furnish
>MUH CORBYN
oh boy
Go on Dan
>>70963246
Nice slash of ket I imagine desu
>>70963235
Nah, it was Elton's bit of stuff who was being spitroasted
D A N
A
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Holy shit laying down the fucking truth right here
Great answer to kick things off
>>70963121
>tfw you will never moan about the EU with your qt gf while watching This Week
just kill me fɑm
>>70963229
>
hhnnnngggg
>muh Corbyn
1 for 1
Welp
God Hannan is so well spoken.
>>70963036
Then you waste his time. Win/win.
fucken hate this welsh cunt
>>70963332
>tfw this is me
comfy desu
OBLIGATORY WHERE ARE YOU POSTING FROM POST
/NOTTINGHAM NG5/ REPORTING IN
>retarded sheepfucker
PROBLEMATIC
>Labour
>commenting on what the country thinks
Fuck me Dan is killing it right out the gates
Question time lads: would you rather put your willy in a pig's mouth or Diane abbott?
Droppin' bombs
Can't _____ the Hannan
>>70963395
Bolton
Who is gonna meme in the audience this time?
>>70963395
NG11
>>70963395
Black Country
>>70963209
I dunno m8 but Dia would get it in her Chakrabatty
>>70963444
What's the second option?
>>70963394
have fun m8
>>70963447
Haram
>This week is back
>>70963447
Cannon ?
>>70963444
>put your willy in a pig's mouth or Diane abbott?
I fail to see the difference
>>70963395
CO4
>>70963395
Glorious North Down
Reminder that TUSC tried to apply for being the main "Leave" campaign against Vote Leave and Grassroots Out
>>70963486
Hello fellow Tottenham senpai
>>70963447
slam the gammon
>>70963395
Glasgow
>>70963395
Maidstone & The Weald reporting in
>>70963395
NG16
>sensible green party member
U WOT
Based Green lady
Thought I was going to hate her
Is the audio off by about half a second for anyone else?
>Lady Green voting out
How to feel about this?
>>70963395
LONDON tbqh
Unexpected Green intervention.
>Two outs only One in
Going strong lads
how is she like 70 years old with the voice of a 25 year old
my dick
>tfw out
>tfw Boris PM
>>70961164
>Fuck me what a shit panel.
Danny Hannan and low-tax-fu Chakravarty? More than one non-left lunatic on one panel is far from shit.
>>70963444
Would my mates find out? I'd prefer to stick it in Diane, but I reckon my standing in society would go down less if I went with the pig.
>>70963395
Ayrshire
>>70963539
Used to live near Tiverton in south Tottenham. Went there not long ago, it's changed a lot. Many yuppies
>>70963539
kek. edmonton here.
>>70963572
Been delivering shopping round Nuthall this evening.
>>70963616
Give it time
FUCKING HELL LADS
WERE ACTUALLY GONNA FUCKING DO IT
WAHEY
EMPIRE WHEN?
>>70961066
http://youtu.be/p3tUqRBiMVo
>>70963395
/KY7/
>>70963641
>tfw Jacob Rees-Mogg as Home Sec
>>70963639
Think of all that experience
spot on with the deisel bullshit
>>70963395
Tigertown
>>70963395
Ashford Kent reporting in for duty
>>70963395
Canterbury = Banterbury
>>70963670
disregard that i'm retarded
>"The EU has warts"
>>70963395
NG9
SNP cunt is gonna start talking and I then I think I'm out.
>>70963395
London
>>70963536
I'm a socialist and I'm voting to leave the EU.
Come at me.
>>70963710
>not the good egg as chancellor
His Budget speeches would be the stuff of legends.
>>70963688
Kirkcaldy?
>>70963395
CHESTER CH2
fittie
What are the chances of there being a question about Channel 4's moslem programme from yesterday?
>>70963664
where you at lad
>>70963710
Peter Hitchens as Justice Secretary.
>no one has spoon fed me well enough to make my mind up
Every single week
reminder that blue cap man fights for your independence
WE'RE JUST NOT GETTING THE FACTS
SPOON-FEED ME
>>70963672
Ugh shut up you little roach lol
>it's not the right time to leave
There's not going to be another time you daft bint
>>70963824
fingers crossed m8
>>70963395
PLYMUFF
>Give us the facts so we can make an informed decision
How about you find out yourself you lazy entitled X-Factor-watching retarded lefty cunt
>muh scaremongering
>>70963395
falkirk
Oh look at the Scottish master on referendums
>>70963803
Good lad. Tell all your pinko mates too.
>>70963824
high
>>70963803
No it's perfectly reasonable.
>>70963874
What a cheeky chappie!
I hate this over exaggerating snp cunt, always pisses me off in PMQ
>>70963395
L double E D S get mad
>pausing for [THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE]
fuck off you fat twat
>>70963815
CH1
>>70963813
The Moggster is all about reversing degeneracy, although in all seriousness him as Speaker would be amazing. The put-downs would be unreal
>>70963395
Plymouth
Yo to the guy from Bolton, used to live there
>>70963395
Isle of Wight
>>70963849
Ayr
>>70963931
cringed when he said that, such a patronising fat fuck
So patronising
>>70963972
>Yo to the guy from Bolton, used to live there
you have my sympathy
>Scotland at the top table in the EU
>that delusion
>>70963803
Me too m8, you're not alone.
>Angus Robertson thinks the general public isn't stupid.
>DON'T LEAVE THE EU OR THERE'LL BE A THIRD WORLD WAR
ahhhhhhh yes
>Show is in Doncaster
>SNP on the panel
Why?
Can't Clogg the Mogg
>i want
>i wish
>i'd like
how about you offer some fucking arguments to support your opinions you fat cunt
>I want Scotland to be a sovereign state
>Within the EU
Workers rights etc.
Do these fuckers really think we're going to have kids back up the chimneys as soon as we leave?
>>70963972
GEDDON
E
D
D
O
N
>scotland
>top table in eu
Topkek
>>70964087
Because they have the third most MPs in the UK parliament.
>>70964087
>muh third biggest party
OH SHIT DAN THE MAN IS GOING IN HARD
>>70964087
3rd largest party.
>the s"""""n"""""p
>>70964001
There's decent bits there.......I'm sure
>Scotland at the top table of the EU
IF WE DON'T STAY IN THE EU WE WILL GO TO WAR WITH ALL OF EUROPE
EU IS ONLY THING PREVENTING ALL-OUT WAR
STAY IN EU
p.s. scaremongering is bad
>>70963972
BL5
>>70963867
dia would get it
hard and fast
10/10 dia would get it
>Scotland
>Top tier member of the EU
pick neither, Christ Scots Nats are actually retarded
Who is this Mozzer?
>Taxpayers alliance
Wut.
>>70964038
Means that Bolton is good the way you phrased it you plebeian
man I would marinate her beef
>>70964120
Most of the arguments for stay I get from my student friends are about all the bad things the tories would do if they weren't held back by the EU.
>Remember Democracy only matters if I agree with it!
BASED PAKI
>>70964259
>tfw being a right-wing scot
Can someone pls explain to me why 45% of Scotland (probably more now) wants to be independent from the UK but majority don't want to be independent from the EU?
Retarded cunts
>>70964357
conservatives didn't even bother leafletting here.
>>70964367
Probably just to spite England
>>70964279
Taxpayer's Alliance is a Right-leaning think-tank. Don't fall for the name, they're pro-corporatist shills to the bone.
>>70964367
Anti English sentiment
>BBC QT bashing the EU is now the norm
>THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE
It's actually happening lads
>mfw the majority of the panel are pro-leave
Her nostrils are fucking massive
>>70964236
>>70964367
Braveheart
>PROBLEMATIC
>>70964467
I'm honestly surprised the BBC has allowed it to get anywhere near this stage
>>70964467
the fire rises
>muh george orwell book
>>70964467
Can't believe that Doncaster of all places is giving me hope for Britain.
>>70964087
>>70964119
>>70964141
>>70964153
>>70964165
>>70964178
>>70964180
>>70964191
>>70964259
SCAWWWWWWTLAND FOREVER!
Nah man I want out the E.U too lads. People up here just don't feel any of the bad effects as much as you do south of the border (Muslim hordes/France just over a stretch of water)
Animal Farm mentioned
>just like animal farm
stalinism?
Is that you whispering in my ear, Mr. Dimbleby? Is this all my secret dreams come true?
>it'll be just like Animal Farm
you cannot be serious woman
OYYYY VEYYYY
>>70964508
all the better for sniffing out dirty EU policies
>this fucking kike
>>70964367
Because the EU will throw money at them, they'll have practically no economy so going by the EU's past indiscretions they'll benefit greatly.
Also because for some reason the EU is seen as a flag-bearer for the left
>animal farm
yep bring out babby's first politically allegorical novel
>middle aged women in charge of having any sense
>>70964594
kek
>i feel european
Fuck offerino
>Problematic
>>70964447
They're the Corporation Tax Payer's Alliance.
>>70964367
I can't quite comprehend why the SNP is campaigning for Remain, they have more chance of another referendum if we Leave.
None of these EU loving cunts are from Donny lads
>Paki voting out
Am I dreaming?
>>70964423
>tfw you're in one of the 6 Conservative constituency seats
Holy fuck animal farm clapped for herself
A wild mu-male appears
>>70964632
>17 y/o
opinion discarded.
"Something equally hideous will arise"
Is she talking about the government of the United Kingdom?
Fucking traitorous old cunt
17 YEARS OLD WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA IS ATLEAST 40
>17 year old can't vote to stay in
Thank fuck
>as a seventeen year old
My god boy, loose some weight, you look about 30
>>70964694
kek was about to post this
he looks older than me and i'm 23
>>70964676
Doesn't want more white immigrants coming in.
It's like Highlander
>"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE"
Not watching this lads but got it recording.
How's Dan Hannan coming across? Always thought he should lead the out campaign. Farage is based as fuck but people see him and think "can't vote for Le racist xD muh feels"
>>70964730
he's got a deeper voice than me and i'm 24
>>70964627
"I'd like to speak to your manager"
>>70964654
That only works if Scotland disagrees with the UK, and Scotland will do what the SNP tells them.
>>70964768
Eloquent and pursuasive
>>70964768
Better than anyone else.
JCB you taffy cunt.
Scotland will fuck us over lads
I know it
>>70964700
Yes. You could see it on that smug cunt's face that she has no allegiance to Queen or country. Just a cynical, nasty wench stuck in her own little bubble.
>>70964768
Retarded ramblings
>>70964121
what postcode family
>>70964768
He's coming across better than the others.
dan the man is on FIRE
>MUH NORWAY
>>70964551
The North is pretty patriotic with traditional values m8
>>70964768
Pro EU is getting fucking REKT today
BASED HANNON IS SMASHING IT.
>>70964916
honestly they couldn't have send anyone better
he'll get the punters onside
>gender rights
based dan busted that bullshit like 10 minutes ago, and this fat cunt is at it again
