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DEVELOPMENTS 13 April
>Amid devastating war and fragile truce, Syrians vote for their parliament
>Syrian Army defeats ISIS at the Deir Ezzor Airport
>Pro-government troops push to reach Shiite enclave near Idlib city
>84 Nusra/FSA terrorists killed so far in ongoing Al-Eis battle/South Aleppo
>CIA plans to more heavily arm Syrian rebels if the ceasefire deal collapses
>Jabhat Al-Nusra abandons several fronts to fight Hezbollah in Aleppo
>Syrian Air Force destroys ISIL’s largest training camp in southern Deir Ezzor
>Rebels lose another key supply route in Greater Damascus
>ISIS threatens liberated Palmyra
>Commander of the Aleppo offensive named - Colonel Suheil Al-Hassan
>Jabhat Al-Nusra captures Hezbollah soldier in southern Aleppo
>Russian Air Force kills several ISIS terrorists near Palmyra
>Poison gas strikes Kurdish area of Aleppo, Syria
>Russian chopper crashes in Homs: 2 pilots killed
>Southfront –Syria Military review: 13 April
https://youtu.be/j5AllYUVgXE
>Interview w/ Assad
http://youtu.be/wELCDCPsw6M
PERMANENT MAPS
>Live hohol with ticker
http://syria.liveuamap.com/
>Interactive military map
http://militarymaps.info/
>Syria conflict map
http://www.cartercenter.org/syria-conflict-map/
> Syria Civil war
www.edmaps.com/html/syrian_civil_war_in_maps.html
RECENT MAPS
>Latakia (April 11)
https://i.imgur.com/AsonJQ2.jpg
>North Aleppo (April 11)
https://i.imgur.com/IHQovpm.jpg
>Tel al Eis (April 10)
https://i.imgur.com/bdaSN1k.jpg
>Daraa (April 8)
https://i.imgur.com/ohK7Nbq.jpg
>Hit, Iraq (April 7)
https://i.imgur.com/ZiAT4OR.jpg
>E. Homs Roads (April 3)
https://i.imgur.com/di9eQl6.jpg
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>>70931378
1st for greater Israel.
3rd for dead Sunnis
Make it comfy guys
>>70931378
>Russian monuments.
nd for anime
>>70931482
Alright chief
>>70931378
Crashing this thread...
rate my OC pls be gentle pls
nth for Megumin
>>70931482
Okay.
>>70931378
...with no survivors.
>>70931660
saved/10
>>70931660
Breddy gud
>>70931633
>>70931718
Guys, I think I might join the navy... If I do, do you promise to keep memwing graleater Syria in my place? Will you keep greater Syria in your hearts, mind, and soul?
>>70931482
Serious question here guys.
How do you get comfy?
I just sit behind my pc. But how do you achieve maximum comfystate?
Sometimes my cat sits on my Lap
>>70931747
Just rumors by now
>>70931633
>outdated weapons
))
Go YPG Go Kurds. Destroy ALL Arab scum
>>70931823
Just tell me when you leave so I can take over
>>70931378
Why isn't China doing more to help out in Syria?
>>70931828
Relax on my dad's recliner and make the occaisonal refresh. Typically I try to read.
>>70931378
>Russia stronk!2500
>>70931913
July or August... Not sure, I need to speak with the recruiter... I also need to see whether I get this tech job with the local school district.
>>70931633
>stingers
>outdated weapons in the Soviet-Afghan war
>>70931828
You need a good chair with a footrest, pillows and a comfy blanket.
>>70931828
Sit in my notebook, study, shitposting and be in /sg/ while i listen a lot of music
>>70931914
North korea is helping Russia a bit.
China doesnt have much access to airbases. So they cant bomb there. Also they dont want ti use groundtroops, same as Russia.
They do have 1 aircarrier which they could use so maybe we will something of that happening in the future is Russia is upping their game.
Maybe they can use their navy to help saa and his allies out with materials.
Also I heard that construction deals were handed ti Iran, Russia and China in order to help rebuild Syria.
Also the Chinese Economy is not that great due to the crashing bubble
>>70931510
?
Butthurt Belt?
>>70931814
Ye olde general Pinochet would have really organized an impressive helicopter tour, you commie loving marxist.
>>70931938
Sounds comfy. I should maybe invest in some form of a plate to supoort ny laptop. Still most of my pics are on my pc.
Any bevareges or music to make it more comfy?
>>70931948
>>70931718
>>70931633
>>70931510
Yep definitely butthurt Beltian
>>70931718
KEK POOtinists unironically worship this freak of a "man".
>>70932103
Don't you have slave your ass off to pay off Ahmed's welfare shekels, Hans?
>>70931633
>>70931718
>>70931948
>>70932194
>The autistic shilling is real...
Is that you, Robesperg? Nice proxy if so.
>>70932194
>You commie loving marxist
Shut up newfag
>>70931997
Wish you luck. Just make sure you learn something in the Militairy so you dont end up with empty hands.
Also dont fall for the meme of startig if low and learnijg/ workig your way up. You need connections to do that.
You can maybe later work on other boats which generste more money.
Sea travel/ transport is booming business.
If you want to go pro. Learn something safety related
>>70932096
>North korea is helping Russia a bit.
By keeping the US distracted with fake missile launches?
>>70932212
:)
Can't handle the meme?
I'm reading lots of chatter about the rebels repelling the SAA attacks in Handarat and Mallah.
Please not again.
guys we are making a wow guild and all these fags want wazowski for the name
can you vote for right wing death squads?
thanks in advance
http://strawpoll.me/7369937/
>>70931864
>that dance at the end
>>70932047
My is just a desk chair so I might need to look into that.
Blankets are a bit to hot here with the summer comming up.
>The conduct of the fighting in the south of Damascus, Palestine refugee camp
https://justpaste.it
/t9v5
dafuq is that gun
>>70932313
>Russkie spetsnaz lel
You're so easy to trigger, you pesty slavshits ;)
nth for haram music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQujfE5JLJA
1:20 the best allahu akbar ever
>>70932069
I cant browse pol and study at the same time.
Fucked my previous exam week because of that.
Damn you /sg/.
>>70932096
>Also the Chinese Economy is not that great due to the crashing bubble
Chinese economy is doing a-ok actually. There are even theories that the stock market drop was to devalue their currency, as they lost the basis to keep it low.
>>70932195
I do recommend getting a plate or some sort of support for your laptop. Mine usually overheats since my legs restrict the air flow.
For drinks, depends on the hour and day. Normally I visit in the mornings, so I normally have a cup of lemonade or guayusa. If it's the weekend, I usually have a beer(no more than 2)
>>70932346
No I read somewhere that they were active in Syria. Google is your best friend.
>>70932427
>dafuq is that gun
Looks like an NSV variant. Probably the NSVT.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSV_machine_gun
>>70932358
Look, i never see a fucking pic of FSA/Nusra inside of the industrial district weeks ago, and for more, they lose a important commander in the battle, so, SAA victory
>>70932391
>Blankets are a bit to hot here with the summer comming up.
I live in a desert, but I'll just turn the a/c up (down?) a bit.
>>70932367
Done ^^
>>70932460
I pass a lot of exams during Salma, maybe i'm a demon
Various accounts pro rebel claiming that all SAA gains in Aleppo now reversed.
>>70932427
look,s too small for a 14.5mm, maybe a 12.7 dshk?
>>70932527
There's always a chance it's just butthurt bullshit spammed by jihadi cheerleaders, but still.
Please let the gains in Hadarat and Mallah be real this time.
>>70931437
why would you want even more pissed off shitskins in your country.
>>70932627
Damm, they block me in twitter
>>70932503
There are two deployed regiments along with advisors. Not much is known beyond that.
>>70932461
Thanks for the info
>>70932493
It depends of how much time I have.
I rarely use my laptop though. Mostly my pc.
I usually drink water because /fit/. Mayeb a beer in the night wont hurt.
Any snacks, healthy if possible. To uo my comfyness.
Will post when I have all that shit sorted out
>>70932526
>>70932647
>The NSV weighs 25 kg
That shit looks heavy af
>>70932666
It's just a meme Satan.
>>70932503
>>70932686
Has not been confirmed!! Only claimed by salafists&friends.
>>70932557
I live with my parents and dont want to rack up the energy Bill. Also muh environment
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/battle-aleppo-city-begins-syrian-army-advances-north-map-update/
ALEPPO NOW
REPEAT
ALEPPO FUCKING NOW
>>70932330
Thanks big boss. I plan on entering into it's engineering Dept and getting trained to handle the electronics. I should be good once I have done that.
>>70932588
No you are Hitler.
88
>>70932358
There are reports SAA has captured northern areas of Handarat.
If the major offensive really is starting in 6 or so days and not before then right now it seems they are just skirmishing to try to get a more favorable starting point over the other side before the big push.
>>70932461
As far as I understand it right now their major issue is that their holdings of foreign currency are quickly declining, their stock market doesn't actually reflect the Chinese economy that much compared to western countries. They will probable be fine though, they invest so much in foreign countries that if they need cash they can just tone it down for a while.
Not confirmed
>#AmaqAgency #Breaking #IslamicState Fighters shoot down Syrian warplane north of Suwayda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfg1AXdi7bw
WHY ERDOĞAN IS SO BASED -DD
>>70932434
>Lithuanian calling an Aussie a slavshit.
It may be false. I think one account made the claim and the others just assumed it was true.
>>70932937
the first tweet I saw about it was from CombatChris1
he seems to be some sort of terrorist shill
>>70932846
tfw roachy faggdogan is a manlet
>>70932737
that's nothing the ma deuce weights 38 kg. That's why they are used only on fixed positions
>>70932867
You are slavshit
>>70932737
>heavy af
Still 13kg lighter than the M2HB.
The replacement for the NSV, the Kord, can be fired off a bipod(!!!)
>>70932461
yes... the anglos will never understand asian neo-mercantilism.
they do everything to build up and keep production capacities and capabilities. they give jack shit about play money and news from the anglo casino... they just play along enough to build up theire capabilities.
>>70932726
I just eat 3 or 4 cookies. I mean, you could eat granola bars, but that tastes awful. Sorry questioner, I can't help you there.
>>70932846
btw, rebels on suicide watch in North Aleppo .
So plane wasn't hit then, right guys?
HOW MANY KILOMEMES TO CUT ALEPPO /sg/?!
>>70932937
I've seen reputable pro-Assad sources as well as pro-jihadi sources report on the Mallah and Handarat gains, they're most likely very real.
I just hope they don't get reversed in a couple of hours like all the previous times.
>@JohnKerry expressed our serious concerns about fighting in several areas of #Syria.
https://twitter.com/USEmbassySyria/status/720638113408749568
SERIOUS
>>70933039
No slavs in my background, thanks. Greek, Roman, Huns, and Franks. Possibly Germanics as well, but no slavs.
>tfw would not have been genocided by Hitler
>feelsgoodman.exe
>>70933105
CONCERN
>mfw isis btfo roach proxies near azez and cut them in half
>>70933084
Like 2-3 max?
>>70932825
not funny :D
>>70933057
If it were true we would have video by now.
>>70933105
THEN STOP MAKING IT WORSE YOU CUNT
>>70933184
>>70933084
6 billion trillion and a half
>>70933226
Shut up Hans
>>70931828
Look at the picture of post you are replying to
Do not forget to make the same face
>>70933318
He's Mehmet i think
>>70933184
Oh hello kurd how are you? Welcome to /sg/! Here plz have ice cream cone
>>70931828
Lay on my back on the bed, pull bedsheet over me, rest laptop on my stomach, and my puppy snuggles next to me
/maximumcomfy/
>>70933105
>deebly goncerned
>leds geep giving them webbons :DDDDDDD
>>70933084
SEVEN
E
V
E
N
that's the magic memenumber right?
>>70932286
>slave
>>70933105
>expressed our serious concerns
>>70931378
Real question pls don't bully... But how do we keep making new. /sg/ breads when all the bakeries are bombed????
>>70931828
I am at work, so I browse alternating on my phone and laptop. I think I actually get a little comfy knowing I have access to /sg/ even as I'm doing work stuff. Like my phone is a comfy little portal to this community.
>>70933142
>Franks
>Possibly Germanics
I think we can confirm the "possibly"
t. 3/4th Frankish
>>70933499
>>70933262
hi ottoman
woke up now or back from work
starting up the shit posting ??
>>70933262
Former US Marine combat veteran, Gordon Duff, compares the effectiveness of Russia’s air campaign in Syria to its US
counterpart:
>http://journal-neo.org/2016/03/28/the-russian-air-force-teaches-its-american-counterparts-a-nasty-lesson-in-syria/
>>70933556
Well there you go then. Hows it going, my fellow white man?
>>70933574
Yo,back from outside
>>70933580
>>70933433
too bad you pay 50% those to pay ahmeds welfare while he fucks your daughter
>>70933499
Rebels have underground bakeries. We find them, make bread, then we expose bakery, and then we bomb it. Simple as that.
>>70933262
Do you like Assad?
>>70933686
No.
>Islamic state news bulletin 14-4-2016 (english)
>Audio
https://ia801500.us.archive.org/33/items/3_437/News%20-%206%20Rajab%201437.mp3
https://ia801500.us.archive.org/33/items/3_437/News%20-%206%20Rajab%201437.pdf
I'm posting too much isis stuff today kek but there is nothing more and I'm bored.
>>70933668
Be nice to him re
>>70933778
Hi Ottoman When
>>70933668
That would still be more than double of lithuanias income
>>70933817
Hey
>>70933778
Why is that?
Do you like Kurd?
Are you a Kurd?
>>70933657
It'd be easier if you translated your memes before posting them. :^)
Welcome back btw.
>>70933778
>>70933778
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghouta_chemical_attack
Rebels Used Sarin Gas - UN Inspector, Carla del Ponte https://youtu.be/e-8c2MOjbiY [Embed]
>>70933778
Yeah, someone who use the same methods to kill syrians and kill your countrymen turkroachs in the kitchen is literally the devil.
>>70933819
How much do you get?
What is minimum wage?
>>70933778
you might want to update your pics, Ghouta chemical attack was confirmed not done by Syrian government
>>70933853
I'am a yörük türk. I like muslim kurds. not commie roleplaying k*rds.
>>70933184
>mfw ISIS takes Azaz and then the YPG takes it because they know that Turkey won't invade Syria to defend ISIS from the YPG
>>70933657
>pic
We wuz jinns and shiet?
>>70933358
shut up you mountain nigger... :P
Araucano
>>70933926
Minimum wage would be around 1400€
My pay is average
>>70933391
>poo everywhere
Nigger do you even /comfy/
>>70931828
blanket + earl grey with lemon = maximum comfy
>>70933570
that's not going to be that comfy when the russians arrive
THIS JUST IN.
>ISIS CONQUERS THE WESTERN AFRIN AND NUSRA.
>OH SHIT
>>70934060
>being /comfy/ without having five layers of poo around you
pleb.
>>70932493
Fag
>>70934142
U.N. I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW WHERE THESE OIL TRUCKS CAME FROM
NO WE HAVEN'T FOUND ALL THOSE GUNS YET WE'LL KEEP LOOKING
>>70933778
Nice b8 picture
>>70934018
I'm more white than you desu
>>70934142
that map is wrong, has to be. Where the fuck is the YPG in northern Aleppo?
>>70934142
it would be more likely that they steamroll turkey then afrin...
>>70931718
ROFL this meme is so newfag. get BTFO by a midget. roflcopter keep it up.
>>70934351
You took the bait
>>70931633
>what are stingers
>>70934153
Fuk u son of basterd bitch
>>70934449
I just noticed how fake is that map, silly me
https://twitter.com/petejohn10/status/720644055370215425
FUCKING KHERSON PEOPLE REPUBLIC WHEN?
>>70933656
Interesting
>>70934037
I almost get your minimal wage here.
Our minimal 350
>>70934153
kek'd, nice one pajeet you triggered our leaf friend>>70934496
>>70934496
u saying wot u son of basterd bitch?
i will put my lulla in ur mother's vagina u little shitty basterd
>>70934628
That sucks
Here even unemployed get moe than that
About 400€ plus rent payed by government.
>>70933817
sorry
i was being edgy
>>70934037
>minimum wage 1400
can I move to germany?
>>70934692
lol no its a reference to pudoo patel
go search pudoo patel on google
its good stuff kek
>>70934142
>>70934785
Costs would be way higher though.
The same situation with us and the US. They are amazed by our """high""" wages, yet are shocked by our similarly high costs of living.
>>70934889
Tell me about it :^)
>>70934785
sure... just make sure to learn the language..
if you are not a turk or islamist... you're welcome ;D
we need some normal people...
>>70935039
Same problem there hey?
>>70934889
>tfw Californian
Everything is expensive here and the costs are set to get even higher.
>>70934785
Well sorry no fucking white males
Only terrorists and dindus allowed
You know for diversity
>Tweets From Aleppo @halabtweets 14 sHace 14 segundos Ver traducción
Tweets From Aleppo Retwitteó خالد اسكيف
>#SAA secure Al-Mallah Farms in northern #Aleppo
Ok, Handarat the things there are just skimming a bit to get how SAA can BTFO more clearly the moderates.
But in the farms, they actually secure the area.
>>70935093
>if you are not a turk
?
>>70935130
>Ibrahim Joudeh @Ibra_Joudeh 40 sHace 40 segundos Ver traducción
>#SAA main object of today operation is Al
#Mallah farms , #Handarat attack was a misdirection to distract the enemy of the real goal
#Syria
>>70935160
We don't need manlets to work in our factories :^)
>>70935117
Oh yeah, people from back home are amazed by the taxfree salary here and in reality I only have 3 times as much money as them :^)
Hey guys,
>ISIS Fighters say that they shot down a Russian Warplane in Mansoura west Raqqa capture the two pilots
That already turned out to be a propaganda lie, is that right?
BREAKING NEWS
>OH SHIT ISIS CONTINUING ON BLITZKREIG ADVANCE ON KURDS.
>DEIR AZZOR HAS FALLEN
>HAS ISIS GONE TOO FAR?
>>70935247
We will conquer you
>#Syria-n fighter jet apparently downed by ISIS, pilot believed rescued: activists
>>70935333
wtf cancer spurdo
>>70935130
Getting ready to create another pocket. This will free up many troops and the loss of food and water access is going to suck for those trapped in Aleppo. SAA probably plans on starving the FSA forces there to death.
>>70935321
Fake
>>70935350
Photographic proof or the event did not occur
>>70935321
source please
>>70935215
Kek ok, another one of the regime's infamous "misdirections" and "tactical retreats".
>>70931864
>Victory dance
>>70935524
Belçik /tr/ dön
>>70935269
>taxfree salary
Damn son......
NEWS
>ISIS HAS COMPLETELY ERADICATED KURDS OFF THE EARTH.
>SETS THEIR EYES ON IRAQ
>>70935687
this is what i want to see.
Isis pls annihilate k*rds
>>70935636
Seriously though, food, drinks, apartments are expensive here, but of course I'm much better off than back home in shitty Europe.
>>70935464
hoholmaps
>>70931378
Daily reminder to follow Hassan Ridha on Twitter
He is based and he occasionally posts /sg/ memes.
>>70935333
With your pattons?
>>70935687
>Kurd is Aleppo
YOU HAVE ONE JOB
>>70931864
could you give a little input on the webm?
>>70935757
Please show me in this doll where the kurd touched you.
>>70935828
Patton rekt germany once, he can do it again.
>>70931378
Is it just me or has the Iraqi Army really been getting their shit together lately.
>>70935828
yuup
>>70935955
They can't touch me dude ;)
>>70935387
I doubt they will try to starve them as it will only fuck them on the PR-front and serve to generate a million MSM articles about the evil monster Assad breaking the ceasefire to purposely starve civilians. I imagine they will let UN and their own food aid into the area. They will certainly make sure the rebels lose their supply of ammo and mortars though.
>>70936053
The Central Part, the Mosul part is lacking
https://twitter.com/Ibra_Joudeh/status/720649710680293376
>Ibrahim Joudeh @Ibra_Joudeh 2 minHace 2 minutos Ver traducción
>#SAA killed 2 commanders today in #Handarat ,1 from al-#Nusra ,1 from Failaq al-Sham , also arrested some fighters
>>70935828
Our 90mm HEAT rounds will blot out the sun!
>Russia slams ISIS claims jihadi terror thugs shot down warplane and took pilots hostage
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/russia-slams-isis-claims-jihadi-7755765
>>70936026
kek
>>70935828
how many leopads do you have? I think even Turkey have more than Germany
>>70935837
>the last kurdish stronghold
berlin 2.0?
>>70936053
It is getting much needed improvement, but the religious divide and politics are still plagueing the iraqi military's effectiveness in the war to re-capture all of Iraq.
>>70936356
700
THIS JUST IN.
>ISIS CONQUER IRAQ
>CREATES NEW IRAQI PUPPET STATE
>ALSO TAKES KUWAIT
>SETS EYES ON SYRIA
>>70931633
terrorists have all that equipment minus airforce
>>70936497
turkbro can you make this rebel version
>>70936168
so was handarat just a distraction to go for the farms... as some twitter fags say or was it the actual objective....
i mean the attack turned out pretty good for a distraction as they killed scores of rebels in handarat...
https://twitter.com/Ibra_Joudeh/status/720646934227238917
If moderate beheaders knew that even Batman works for FSBm they would give up immediately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBAKCdLKzXI
206th for Turkish Army!
Go go, wolves of Anatolia! Remove the filthy communists and wahhabist scum from our nation!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oovg2fzn9vo
>>70936278
what is it with thes "slams" headlines....
sounds fucking stupid... are these articles written by 5 year olds?
>>70936497
When kuwait is in danger america will go boots on the ground and the war will end
>>70935687
Here's where its actually heading....
>>70936677
Praise Tengri !
>>70936356
we don't have many in active duty... due to 2+4 treaty... we have a shitload in storage that are slowly getting dismantled.
>>70936356
Germany has Leopard 2's.
>>70933051
I will just stick to protein shit.
Grapes are also a good snack since they are healthy and leave minimum waste.
Maybe when Alleppo stuff gets busy i will get some hot Coco and oreos. Some ciggs and a blanket.
Offensive when?
>>70936885
Germany has a lot of equipment that is theoretically good but they won't spend money on maintaining it so........
I remember reading that their Tornado jets had some bug that prevents them from flying at night. And they are only used for observation, not dropping bombs.
>>70935325
this is what a turk thinks will happen
this is ottoman level shit posting
..otto is that you??
>>70936579
BREAKING NEWS!
>ALL THE OTHER REBEL GROUPS BENT THE KNEE OVER THE FSA.
>FSA UNITES ALL THE REBEL GROUPS IN SYRIA.
>ASSAD ON SUICIDE WATCH.
The tone of the coverage changed this morning. Rebels are collapsing again. Big loss near Aleppo and big loss near the Turkish border.
>>70937157
GREAT. THANKS HERE IS (YOU) GIFT
>>70933391
I need some neck support to do that but thx for advice>>70934096
Thea is healthy and comfy. Thx guys fir the feedback>>70933532
I am a student but work at a gasstation in the weekend.
Can be breddy comfy and I browse /sg/ there
>>70937023
>I remember reading that their Tornado jets had some bug that prevents them from flying at night.
It's not a bug.
The cockpit light is to bright and the pilots are distracted because of that - so they decided not to flight at night.
German army is a joke.
>>70937023
Since German equipment is never battle tested it never gets the sort of improvements that would be necessary to make it combat effective.
When did /sg/ become Turk circlejerk?
>>70937157
BREAKING NEWS!
>TURKEY BANS HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS, CHASES OUT WOMEN
>ERDOGAN "ALL MEN MUST COPULATE WITH OTHER MEN LIKE OUR ANCESTORS TAUGHT US"
>>70936885
I was talking about the leopard 2, not that paper thin tank aka leopard 1
fucking canadians i swear just fucking die already faggots
>DUDE
Trump General being invaded by r/Sweden and shills lol
>>70937278
Nice
>>70937456
Hide them.
Don't reply to them!
You just need to hide 3 IDs and they are gone and /sg/ is great again.
They try to spam and troll people, so that the thread is going to be useless.
If you reply to their stupid shit, you support them.
>>70937397
it's supposed to be one...
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwei-plus-Vier-Vertrag#Bestimmungen_des_Vertrages
and i don't mind... our soldiers would die for an american agenda... so i rather don't have an army at all...
>>70937456
Its evening in Turkey. All it takes is one and the rest follow the pheromone trail.
Sadly, chemical weapons are banned because some idiot considers Turks "human".
>>70937467
(you)
>>70937816
fucking aussie
>>70937859
Hello kid
>>70937753
is not like we were spared either
>>70937800
>i rather don't have an army at all...
Please, disband it then - I'd enjoy getting my drinking buddies together to take over Germany. it would make a pleasant weekend project, and we could run it according to /pol/ principles.
>>70937791
cheers bubs, let's throw another shrimp on the barbie!
>>70937993
you lost a war against some shitty birds...
we would beat you up with our broomsticks...
>The 'Nimr' Tiger @Souria4Syrians 13 sHace 14 segundos Ver traducción
SAA has captured positions east of Ad Dumayr after clashes with #ISIS, #Qalamoun
FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS FROM THIS FRONT
>>70938179
>he believes the meme war
Ok Hans, you bring broomsticks. I understand you cant afford machine-guns right now anyway.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/german-army-paints-broomsticks-black-to-resemble-machine-guns-in-nato-exercises-10054468.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/02/19/germanys-army-is-so-under-equipped-that-it-used-broomsticks-instead-of-machine-guns/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11420627/German-army-used-broomsticks-instead-of-guns-during-training.html
BREKING NEWS!
>Turkey decides he has had enough of this SYRIA BULLSHIT which has been going somewhat over the last 100 years and ANNEXXES THE SHIT OUT OF IT. SYRIA IS PEACE.
>PUTIN DIES OF HEART ATTACK NEXT MORNING.
>WORLD IS PEACE
>>70938368
KEK
>>70937987
kek
>>70938368
Shhh... Edogluglu..... no more tears.
>>70937467
kek
>>70938536
*cringes*
>>70938316
i am not sure if you wanted to show me that you understood my joke
or if you are realy so stupid that you tryied to explain it to me....
you aussies are strange..
>>70938613
You eat weird sausages made of blood, and think we're strange?
>>70937397
Well, to be fair, something that seems like a minor annoyance can be a big deal if you're trying to take-off or land a plane at night.
>>70938536
Look what happend when you tried to put that plan in action you fucking aussinigger
>pic related
>australian special: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallipoli_Campaign
>KEK
>>70938597
>>70934351
that's the joke
>>70938846
Casualties are similar on both sides. Why do you think that is such a great achievement?
>>70938846
>when you tried to put that plan in action
>implying it was anyone other than the retarded British upper-class officers.
Roach, you don't even know history. Our (then) lieutenant-general Birdwood pushed to move inland immediately due to the lack of Turkroach resistance, but was ignored by the British leaders, who preferred to dig in on the beach.
>>70936622
I love that punisher vehicle
Are walls already falling?
>>70936677
I'm on the Turkish side in this conflict but I really don't like Erdogan and Turkish nationalists in Europe are freaking obnoxious and seem to love Erdogan more than their nation, culture and heritage.
