Feels good to be a Scandinavian man.
Wherever in the world you go you are respected.
Wherever in the world you go girls want you en masse.
Women everywhere are dreaming about Scandinavian men. That is a FACT. Blue eyes, blonde hair.
Feels good to be a Scandinavian man.
>>70859004
Sure feels great.
>>70859004
>norway
>respected
>>70859730
their swedish mosque
>>70860141
>norway
>not respected
pick one
>>70859004
Too bad you're being replaced by sand-niggers, though.
>>70860268
>>70860392
Well yeah, but it's also partly your fault for falling for the bullshit.
>>70859004
>Wherever in the world you go you are respected.
>Wherever in the world you go girls want you en masse.
except in your own countries ;^)
>>70860567
delet
>the floating cuckshed
>>70860392
>>70860141
I really, really like this image!
>>70860567
True, but who cares. The world is huge.
>>70860567
nice one
Damn right it feels good.
>>70860567
>projecting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
>>70863413
What gender was that?
Is this how Scandos think of themselves?
Here we think of you lot as a bunch of feminized pussies.
>>70865285
>Here we think of you lot as a bunch of feminized pussies.
Doesn't work like that in the real world kangaroo.
Pussy pussy everywhere for Scandinavians.
>>70859004
>want you en masse.
>>70865956
Look at him. Doesn't look Norwegian at all.
Nothing against Norway, but I never thought they were particularly 'respected' (?)
I'm sure it's a pleasant place but I can't really see women dropping thier panties when they encounter a Norweigen.
There is a small subculture of people who like minimalist Scandinavian furniture etc., but they are usually gay dudes or funky feminists.
Beyond that I honestly don't think it holds that much appeal.
>>70866089
the majority ain't inbred town hillbillies like your kind anon....
>>70866089
He said he was Danish. That explains the crave for black cock.
>>70859004
>barge covered in sheet mettle with a cannon on top
Holly fuck this is Libyan rebel tier
>>70866667
you are wrong on so many levels. This is a dane
>>70866912
Metal*
>>70859004
kekhold
>>70859004
Your people are dying out and won't exist anymore in 3 generations
But enjoy that pussy, yolo am I right?
>>70859004
Why would you put all that comms equipment and radar on a landing craft?
>>70859004
Hey snownigger, tell the cucks next door I said thanks for Bathory
>>70867163
They know better than you do
I certainly believe that the Norwegian navy knows what they're doing much more so than you do, a man who knows nothing about naval operations
>>70859004
>Feels good to be a Scandinavian man
What kind of a mess do you look like when u try to lump us together with swedes? Are you sane or what?
>>70867163
That's because it's a missile cutter and not a landing craft.
All people ITT are jelly desu (to be honest)
>>70866957
>dane in his natural habitat
>this is what whitey actually believes
psh...nothing personnel, Karl
>>70867163
oil jewing
>>70867525
>we have anders
>5,014,437 foreign nationals residents live in Italy.
>>70867525
You know why Fernando Martinez is a cartoon and not a real photo?
Because he's a fucking illusion made-up by some Italian faggot like you
>>70867525
>still trying to force this meme that was doomed to fail from creation
Kys
>>70867747
>>70867815
uhhh yes the butthurt only makes things hotter
remember autists, tall, DARK, handsome
t. Fernando Martinez
>>70859004
swedes envy the average norwegian
>>70859004
So true.
It's especially nice to be a Scandinavian man in Singapore. I swear, i could smell the pussies getting wet as soon as i entered a room.
>>70860567
nice
>>70859004
Its not respect, they just don't have a reason to not like you as you are like the worlds gay friend.
They respect strength. You havent had it for generations.
reminder
>>70859004
Scandinavian? Really?
I would understand Norwegian or Danish, or even icelandic.
But Sweden brings shame to the world.
And Finland really doesn't count.
Beautiful ships though.
>>70859004
I would move to Scandinavia but I don't understand any relevant languages :(
>>70859004
>Feels good to be a Scandinavian man.
>Feels good to be a Norwegian man.
>FTFY
>>70867815
Actually he's a minor character from GTA. He's a pimp who runs a fake dating service. After going to prison, he gets forced to take sensitivity training and ends up running a radio talk show.
>>70868200
>5. Ireland
Rightful norwegian clay
>>70868146
Yet back home in Norway you get no pussy
Meanwhile I vacationed in Norway and was getting lots of pussy all the time because even good looking Norwegian guys are heavily autistic that's why they go to Asia on sex vacations
>>70868381
Dutch are superior naval minds compared to Scandinavians
Norgies get in here, danes welcome too.
>>70868124
>>70868805
What if I'm half of both? I must be a god.
>>70868837
jaha
>>70859004
I think you have confused not hated with respected.
>>70859004
>Women everywhere are dreaming about Scandinavian men
Woman: scandinavian anon, what is your favorite sport?
Scandinavian anon: curling.
*walk away*
Woman: so much autism
In fact you have blue eyes & blonde hair but your people is lack of passion
>>70868837
Is this the famous Swedish Somali cock that I keep hearing about?
>>70868629
You sure know what you're talking about..
>>70868941
>What if I'm half of both? I must be a god.
Supergenetics
>>70869055
>scandinavian godesses hear someone say: "mexican man"
>they puke a bit inside their mouths
>>70859004
Why that ships head not v-shaped?
Scandinavians confirmed niggers.
>>70869317
It's to make it invisible on the radar, but I guess you've never heard about such tech, roach.
>>70869286
Who is that hot Viking whore?
>>70869317
It's a stealth boat you retard
>>70868200
>>70867525
They are mad because its true
http://www.yourtango.com/200938569/worlds-10-best-worst-lovers
>>70869590
Yeah, she is.
The boat too.
Based Amerifats knows military
>>70859004
>Just one gun in a ship
lol
>>70869590
Our little princess Sophie Elise
>>70869317
it's a bit like a hovercraft, just 4 info lousy turkroach.
>>70868629
>>70868783
>>70869071
>>70869590
glad vi nordmenn ikke er halvt neger, for det vises ganske tydelig på våre amerikanske venner at de er litt blandet
>>70869860
Det er litt flaut å lese hva de apene skriver. Det er som en slags annenrangs hvite mennesker. Ingen klasse i det hele tatt.
>>70860567
this must be deleted
>>70869705
>Based Amerifats knows military
If there's one thing we know and love it's military stuff
>>70869779
Scandi women are the hottest in the world by far
>>70869860
Heh, you wish kid
I'm blue eyed masterrace
I am mixed only of different European ethnicities
Unfortunately I have 1/4 Lithuanian blood, I wish it was no Eastern European
the only Scandinavian country that's been relevant in the last 100 years is Finland.
http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/--Norske-Skjold-er-en-av-verdens-beste-militare-maskiner-7198470.html
The boat in action. Its a fast, stealth and light boat.
>>70859004
Would go fishing off/10
>>70859004
HshHahHahahHahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahagahahahahabahahahahahahahah
>wanted by every girl
Is this before or after Mohamed fucks your wife?
>>70860567
DELETE THIS
Norway has no aircraftcarriers tho. Fkin weak.
>>70867525
>Have to draw your attractive example because it's fiction
Traveling along the coast of BC I began to understand that fjords and shit are badass and provide excellent defensive positions
that's about it
>>70870836
Excellent sturgeon fishing in deep fjords
>>70870759
>fiction
>implying
there there Sven, perhaps they'll find a cure for autism one day
Lets dispel this fiction
Some music for the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJKYRpEYnf8&ab_channel=Freakyfish42
>>70868024
How can Fernando Martinez even compete against master norwegians?
>>70859004
>women everywhere are dreaming about Scandinavian men.
Except in Scandinavia.
>tfw I'll never look like this
>>70871157
P A S S I O N
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>>70870934
Lets dispel this fiction.
>>70871157
>that Arab guy
Lol the memes are real
>>70871150
Horrible music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8AJ1ozU7gc&ab_channel=pingipang45
>>70859004
.....whatever you say, Sven.
>>70871157
they all have bodies of teenage boys though
Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzrrbTvT28E
>>70871595
https://youtu.be/pxPEcd6mLlY
>>70860141
I don't get it who are the people and why the mexician flag?
>>70859004
>Scandinavian
>men
>>70871595
That's not a nasheed...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMxuevR0RMQ
ftw you're scandinavian with green eyes/brown hair and not blue eyes/blond hair
>>70859004
Really? Because it seems like your women prefer niggers.
>>70859004
For those of you who can't read cuck runes, this article says that Norwegian women find their men to be too feminine and soft. They're turned off by their own men and want more masculine men elsewhere. You can't help but kek at how the world thinks Scandinavian men are pussies, especially their own women.
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/sex-og-samliv/menn-er-altfor-myke-og-feminine/a/10067902/
>>70872406
motorboat those tittays
>>70872406
gee I wonder how could this happen..
>>70860567
>>70872208
>most of the video show Norway
>end of video "stockholm capital of scandinavia"
Autism much
>>70859004
Men are dreaming about you too. Big brown men.
>>70859004
Except your "men" look like effeminate framecel tweaks
>>70872677
kek, tell me about it.
Beautiful vid though
>>70860567
They must not want to inbreed
>>70872406
>They're turned off by their own men and want more masculine men elsewhere.
too bad that's not what the article says, but that women want their men to become more masculine again
>>70872406
Well damn
Now the low birth rates and the refugees flooding in all make sense...
It was never the Jews or the Marxists or the feminists, it was the effete Scandi man!
>>70868629
>These unnaturally huge silicone boobs
who else thinks norway has the best music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpYoevccWIA
>>70872884
>want their men to become more masculine again
and when the men do, they want them softer again
> Copyright-Autism inc corporation
>>70873053
>implying fake titties
She's not some Muscovite whore looking to marry some fat hairy Uzbek oil baron, she's a Scandinavian goddess
>>70859004
too bad africa has more culture than scandinavia :S
>>70873053
Those are real though
>>70873392
>>70873392
yo soy syan
>>70859004
My Great Grandfather was Norwegian, also what is that boat in OP's pic? It looks pretty neato
>>70873392
quality over quantity my baltic friend
![gtHH8rUG9k47svb65JyyycxBWqAwpsXS-1_7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KYrcNsX.jpg "gtHH8rUG9k47svb65JyyycxBWqAwpsXS-1_7[1].jpg")
>>70873534
what
quality?
>>70873678
Here I am listening to Bathory's music. I always admired the Scandinavian culture, especially the music. Its sad to see so much self loathing and foreigners crimes coming from the northern countries. Grow a spine FFS and quit enabling PC culture. Learn something from Poland/Hungary.
>>70874090
>Learn something from Poland
I don't wanna be a plumber
>>70873097
>Kvelertak
very nice
>>70873334
>when the usual Moscow whore beautiful than any woman in your town.
When you go for a walk take a few hamburgers possibly succeed pick up a whore.
>>70873432
real? jerk, you saw real women with such body and boobs on half her body?
>>70872598
lol I've seen this posted a hundred times, first time I actually watched it though. it was everything I thought that it would be. ahahahah
shit... I feel like Norwegians are cool dudes but they are too chill to actually get pissed off about becoming the minority in their own country. surely some of you have some fight in you?
>>70874323
>real? jerk, you saw real women with such body and boobs on half her body?
Try again in english please
>>70874776
>minority in their own country
compared to most of Europe then there is little to none muslims in Norway.
Compared with Sweden then Norway is muslim free
>>70874776
tbf Norway is pretty based at least in their policy, although they seem quite a bit ideologically cucked as well, especially after hearing about that dude justifying his negro rapist
>>70866262
As a Scandinavian women I can tell you, Scandinavian men are often handsome, tall, well-built,educated, sophisticated, smart, polite, dresses well. 5/5 men for real. No doubt I'll marry a Dane or Norwegian,other men just can't compete.
Carl the Cuck also has blue eyes and blonde hair.
>>70868146
Stop being a male slut and traitor or we don't want you back
T. Us Scandinavian women
>>70875474
Depends where you are and in what enviroment. People are more cucked on the Cities and especially among high status jobs such as lawyers etc. I am a construction worker and can tell you blue collar men are redpilled as fuck.
>>70859004
>tfw when blonde haired blue eyed american
I would be king of these niggers if I wasn't a manlet
>>70866262
Danish design is huge man, what are you talking about, "subculture"? Not to mention motherfucking IKEA.
>>70871157
Why you Norwegians look Finnish?
Not good. Swedes are more handsome. Your girls are prettier though
To address OP's claim and >>70860567
I've travelled a lot and you're both right but for the wrong reasons.
Honestly, getting American pussy is the easiest pussy on the planet, hands down. Likewise, I am sure Americans have a lot of success with Norwegian girls here. Why? Because it feels exotic, new and different.
Really isn't more complicated than that.
>>70875481
>>70875638
Holy Christ can women go five minutes online without telling everyone they're women?
>>70863286
I bet that is the first time most of them have met a priest in real life.
>>70868200
What's "lovey-dovey" ?
>>70876860
Two people in love being all cuddly and cute with "i love you" "no i love you more" shit could be described as being "lovey-dovey"
Generally has connotations of being childish.
>>70875481
> No doubt I'll marry a Dane or Norwegian
Ok Ingrid
