This is why Croatia is one of the best countries in Europe if not in the world:
>money and high purchasing power
>birthplace of famous inventor
>was a solid empire in middle ages
>gay rights
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>Jesus
>some people ride bikes to work
>praised by Nietzsche for its peoples musical achievements in Ecce Homos
>hs produkt vhs 2
>strong and predictable economy
>importing cars from Portugal
>white & European
>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>low unemployment
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>army uses homemade tanks
>industry based on exports and not on imports
>people wear trendy clothes
>most people have smartphones
prove me wrong /pol/
>>70851836
>solid empire
>gay rights
>polish technology
Troll thread
>>70851836
>birthplace of famous inventor
>not serbia
>>70851836
>>This is why Croatia is one of the best countries in Europe if not in the world:
>>people wear trendy clothes
>>most people have smartphones
>importing cars from Portugal
>Polish technology
>partnership with Argentina
truly a global powerhouse
>>70851836
You forgot
>is allowed to exist because the U.S. protects its irrelevant baby ass
>>70852318
>>70852278
>>70852261
>>70852165
all non white countrys
you still didnt prove me wrong faggots
jelly
>>70852404
we dont have a single american military base in our country
we are more dependant on russia than we are on you
>>70851836
>polish technology
>>70851836
>>money and high purchasing power
compare to Africa
>birthplace of famous inventor
who promptly left the place
>was a solid empire in middle ages
so solid it stayed in the middle ages
>gay rights
... yay ?
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
Yes, potato technology will clearly save you
>Jesus
who was a Croate, as everyone know
> White
Bwahahahahah
![2ec[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/J0pgyjd.png "2ec[1].png")
>>70851836
>Polish technology
>>70851836
>importing polish technology
>>70852510
ok achmed
>>70851836
>gay rights
>polish technology
>>70852630
>I get btfo'd super hard
>O-okay nigger
Jesus christ your a faggot arent you?
>>70852318
CANADA SO PROGRESSIVE
>>70852593
OK AHMED
>>70852625
60% WHITE
>>70852510
OK AHMED
#rekt
Tell me croatia why are orange roof tiles so aesthetic?
ok guys you can disperse now
this is a shitposting copy pasta from /int/
op abandoning thread
>>70851836
>>70852480
Further proof of NATO (read: U.S.) is doing its job.
>we are more dependant on russia than we are on you
This delusion.
You guys can't stop sucking our fat American cocks. Croatia helped us in Afghanistan and Libya. We train your soldiers and loan you military hardware.
>>70852800
they look so nice dont they?
i wish i had those too
>>70851836
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology
OMFG my sides have reached Alpha sentauri
>>70852318
lol
>>70852908
rare?
A
R
E
?
SHITPOST
BAIT THREAD
ABANDON THREAD
>>70852261
Tesla was actually born in Croatian kingdom (which was in Austrian Empire) and spent his youth and was educated here
it's a troll thread but that part is correct
>>70851836
i once had a croatian guy in my school for a few months (Student exchange program), he was pretty based, liked tacos and mexican stuff
based/10
godspeed croatia
>>70851836
shiiiit
i was there years ago this "sunclock" is awesome
thx for bring me this memories back croatia
>>70851836
>gay rights
i want to go to a place to escape, not to be surrounded by more faggot enablers.
>>70851836
Don't make me call Slovenia
>>70852992
you're more rare
>>70853116
yeah i was always going there as a little kid
shit is based af
>>70853112
yeah i like spicy and mexican stuff
especially nachos
>>70853194
>slovenia
>relevant
come on now
this is a troll thread but you cant out troll the troll
you cant imagine how drunk i was exactly at this bar
You forgot to leave out the part where everyone , especially in dalmacija, is a fucking un ambitious cuck and the men are too dumb to pick up women .
>birthplace of famous inventor
yeah the fact that one famous inventor was born in your country makes it superior to all others
>gay rights
I thought you were trying to make us like your country?
>polish technology
pic related? If you are thinking about the PL-01 you should know its just a upgraded version of the swedish "stridsfordon 90" made by
>some people ride bikes to work
alrighty
>portugal cars
kek
>PC with internet as standard and
standard here for many, many years ago
>most people have smartphones
no comment
>>70853309
I was moderately drunk 50 meter from that bar.
>>70853309
oh crap m8
never was there
there are tons of little bars like this and its hard to tell them apart sometimes
>>70851836
Oh and torcida and hajduk still number #1 """"""white"""""" boys
>>70851836
>polish technology
>>70851836
>Implying
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Nobody cares / 23
>>70853489
top kek
made me laugh
>>70853545
you named our 2 most shit football clubs
>>70852261
>the american doesn't know Tesla was born in Croatia
What a surprise
>>70853457
yeah this "old town" at night is pure class may be
im coming this summer again after i get my driver licence
>>70853448
if not troll when you was there? i was at 2012
>>70853617
Croatia in football is in general shit . I remember going there as a kid and destroying everyone , especially "goalies".
>>70853309
Literally lurking /pol 500 m from there... Suddenly I see a picture of my hometown on /pol... What a time to be alive
>>70853617
Je sam Hrvatski-Americanski...
I think it's a cool place...my family is from dubrovnik
>>70851836
opet ova usrana mema braatee dobim odma krindž napad
>>70853707
yeah we call it penzic grad
because its full of old people but during the summer is crammed full of tourists mostly germans and its very nice during the night
watch out for the prices tho
in the summer they skyrocket to abnormal prices
something that is usually 5kn is 20 or 25 kunas
>>70853787
awesome how is the weather there?
pls drink one CARLOVAC for me
>>70853854
to mi je i cilj
>>70853847
>Je sam Hrvatski-Americanski...
You're adorable
>>70851836
i wander what Polish technology looks like tho
>>70853924
im actually form Karlovac
and its called Karlovacko
really nice beer if you ask me
>>70853257
i kind of miss the guy, he invited me to see your country, maybe someday
>>70853847
>Je sam Hrvatski-Americanski...
>t. Tihomir Orešković
>>70853880
yes my croatia bro here in austria laught at me cause he says its just for old people but hell at summer its full of young people just awesome
>>70851836
here enjoy mate
>>70854013
>>70853847
>Je sam Hrvatski-Americanski
t.Tihomir
>>70854004
OSJEČKO
S
J
E
Č
K
O
>>70853954
daj onda promjeni da nas /pol/ voli više, nije /pol/ isto što i /int/, spomeni ustaše i ta sranja
>>70853967
>>70854040
>>70854100
haha basically, i'm really of Croat decent Because i have no other real group i belong to except American
>>70854168
Hrvati su antifasisti
>>70851836
>money and high purchasing power
haha what? What are you gonna buy? Kinder Eggs?
>was a solid empire in middle ages
haha
>gay rights
and two posts down you say Jesus. Something doesn't add up here
>some people ride bikes to work
while others still use horses
>importing cars from Portugal
top kek
Also Istra is slovenian clay ;)
>>70854131
FUJ
U
J
>>70851836
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
ohhhhhh what a great achievement for a country in Europe...
>>70854004
VIROVITCA, KARLOVAC, OGULIN, KARLOBAG
MOJA IDEOLOGIJA JE BESMRTNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoHdXSdD7A0
>>70853924>>70853924
Sunny in the morning /cloudy afternoon but hot...
>>70854297
ma na toj slici su sve degenerici
jebes njih budale
>>70854304
fuck off mountain jew
enjoy the little 5 meteres of sea we give you
>>70853773
but but there are no goalies in handegg
>>70854343
:(:(:(:( i want be there right now
>>70854393
Can't hear you over the sound of my mountain
>>70854460
meh it was windy as hell today
couldnt breath
>>70854321
moje meme su besmrtne
>>70854507
cant hear you over the sound of my sea
its just too big oh yeah and velebit isnt helping much either
>>70851836
POLISH TECHNOLOGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16SIvVKtuks
You fuckers are everywhere >>70854351
>>70854575
Enjoy it while it lasts
>>70854393
If we stop going to your beaches the croats living at the coast will starve.
You would't want your fellow Turks i mean croats starve would you?
>>70854580
i was expecting a big boom
i got a 9mm pting sound
fuck that
>>70854321
>>70854684
>relevant
germany is the one that feeds us
also i never understood how this works
music from the water dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6hoxJGNmu8
>>70851836
People are pretty goos tho, besides Split, those are some stupid people
>>70852261
A Croatian Serb
Yes that exists, well, it existed until the 90's until Croats decided to chase everyone out in a fit of autism given to them by the sauerkraut
>>70854765
crazy how nature do dat
>>70854696
>kuvac
Does he use his dick to cook?
>>70854696
A sto mi volimo kad hrvatice dodju u beograd
>>70854946
Speech impediment
>>70851836
Croatia and Slovenia shouldn't be mentioned & associated with other Balkan countries, they are too civilized for hillibillies like Bosnians, Serbs, Albanians etc.
>>70854907
may be by air pressure or something i really never figured it out
>>70854981
24 sata, so fucking sad.. they lost many readers because of their leftist bullshit and propaganda.
I haven't been on the site for over 6 months now, I hope they bankrupt sooner or later.
>>70851836
Straya tier shit post my friend.
>>70855034
Fuck you kraut. That hurts
>Polish technology
>>70855233
Implying that's not Croat diaspora
newfag.
>>70851836
Jesus and gay rights don't mix dumbass
>>70855098
its wind
and waves i think
fuck ustaše
croat not white
>Croats
>Civilized
>>70855353
Onda je uvek jebena dijaspora, svaki put kad neko kenja na nas racun je iz picke materine nikad neko blizu
>>70855391
>American
>Telling others they are not white
Kill yourself
>>70855457
At least we stand up to what we think is right
if we dont like immigrants we kick them out
if we dont like niggers we slay them
>>70855188
I bet you comment on Večernji.
>>70855376
just crazy
>>70855539
no, I don't give a fuck about any news portal.. Sometimes I browse through jewtarnji.. but with adblock on.
Those propaganda sites can suck my dick. No shekels from me.
>>70853547
is Croatia good for tourism?
>>70855457
>>70855532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3OOq5l_Hzw
>>70855532
>Croat
>Telling anglosphere nation they are not white
you = my pic, ustaše
>>70855527
Ne imas designated pro-croat diaspora postere.
Naucices da prepoznas jednom
imas albanca u francuskoj
imas albanca u USA
imas hrvata u nemackoj
Imas hrvata u kanadi
imas hrvata u bosni, on je ono top tier rak nije mu niko ravan
Ima ih jos koji se lako prepoznaju zato sto uvek pisu isto.
>>70855353
I'm Swiss diaspora.
>>70855637
we live off of tourism
we make like 1 billion kunas per year off of it i think
>>70855820
Ma штo ce лaжeмo ?
>>70855637
dude croatia gets 10-15% GDP from turism
>>70851836
t-thank you for importing our technology :3 I'm going on holidays to Croatia in return and I intend to spend a lot of money there
>>70855691
BRUTAL
we dont even cut the throath we fucking RIP IT OUT
BASED
>>70855743
Stoka
>>70856049
remember dont drink PAN or FAVORIT beer
>>70856069
>69
al ozbiljno
srbi su pravi shit tier posteri
imate vise cancera nego mi
>>70856134
Which one would you recommend though?
>>70851836
ne postaj mi sliku grada srbine
>>70856243
Karlovacko is good
Radler is really good if you dont want beer but at the same time want beer
>>70856389
jebem te mutavog
u Zadru sam pola svog zivota zivio
sinko moj, to pola zivota je 6 godina
dude from 7:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzdae_5ZO3w
pure explosion
this is croatia
>>70856539
>6
vise kao 13 majmune
>>70855956
>>70856034
I'm assuming the drinking/nightlife is good and you all seem to speak English
>>70856705
yeah english is in schools as an optional language
old people dont speak too much english but the young people all speak english pretty well
they grew up on video games and english television
>>70856243
well i dont drink "normal beer " if you ever stumble on ZMAJ craft beer ,and Karlovacko royal is mi favorite from the "big" companies its like normal beer with 2 tipes of hops so it has a stronger taste . but from normal beers Karlovacko or Ozujsko
>>70856675
sve jedno cu te napucat perčiću
>>70856389
>>70856860
Thanks, anons!
>>70856820
>they grew up on video games and english television
>they grew up on capitalism
No wonder our kids are dumb as rocks.
>>70856955
>>70856974
Meant to include
>>70856470
instead of 70856389 ofc
>>70852261
>the american doesn't know that tesla was actually of dutch descent
>>70857140
where the fuck did you pull that out of?
your ass?
>>70851836
I didn't give a dam about Croatia but if half of what you're saying is true fuck yes Croatia is based.
>>70852165
It was a joke I think LGBT has rocks thrown at it in Croatia.
>>70857194
to ti je sprdnja vidili su kako hrvati i srbi vojataju teslu pa su svi poceli , naprvi thread za teslu pas vidit .
>>70852165
leave troll
>>70857140
>we wuz deathrays n sheeit
>>70857481
its true
almost every year there is a scandal at the lgbt parade where people throw rocks and shit
everybody is "supportive" but secretly hate them
>>70852261
i just thought it was amuzing that it was "inventor" as in just one.
>>70857684
yeah
we did make some nice things like the pen and the tie
lots of other stuff too
>>70857481
they did throw rocks at the fag parade in split in 2012 i think now people just desert the streets so the fags just walk couple of streets with police protection ratio 1:1 , but the goverment did alow some form of gay marige so yeah
>>70857825
i think they cant marry in the church but can be legally married
Good bait OP, almost got me shitposting
>>70854297
>tfw someone reposting my OC
>>70851836
you forgot
>beautiful landscapes
you need to join v4 guys
>High purchasing power
>>70860800
>you need to join v4 guys
that's what based Kolinda is trying to do
>>70852593
>>70855242
>german and american technology not in fact jewish
>>70851836
I am going on vacation there in june.
>>70851836
>money and high purchasing power
>minimum wages is like 400 euros
No, you are poor.
>gay rights
>good
Even then, we're more faggy then you.
>bikes
See above.
>>70851836
>was a solid empire in middle ages
How is that rellevant now?
>some people ride bikes to work
Just like everywhere
>importing cars from Portugal
Supporting niggers
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>people wear trendy clothes
>most people have smartphones
That's also everywhere
Sorry to say that Croatbro, but it's average
>>70851836
33% correct. Your shitpost tops everything we've ever done to earth.
>>70856154
Verujem, nasi znaju da budu pravi debili
yби
>>70862089
>>70862121
It's a troll shitpost
>>70862121
Having a history you can be proud of is pretty important in keeping your national identity.
