OFFICIAL PERU ELECTION DAY THREAD
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MAL MENOR EDITION
The day has come. Post your opinions, predictions, memes, shit, etc. We welcome everybody.
Latest Poll:
>Fat Japanese Right Wing qt: 35.8%
>Old Man Who Is 200 Years Old: 21%
>Communist Terrorist Gibsmedat Whore: 20%
>A FUCKING CHICHARRON: 8%
>The Fat Guy Who Gave Us A SuperHyperInflation Of 10 000 000% A Day: 6%
>Literally Who?: 2%
>>70544261
I like guinea-pigs
>>70544261
BEANS GET THE FUCK OUT OF US SERVERS GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
GET THE FUCK OUT. GET OUT YOU ARE ALL RETARDED SPICS GET OUT. OUT. OUT.
>>70544510
Keiko will build a firewall around US East and Peru Servers so that our Dota players stay in Peru
A vote for Keiko is a vote for a better Dota
Fujimori did nothing wrong
Remember, Maoists are even less human then regular commies.
>>70545015
I like you.
You are welcome to stay here and rape any 8 year old andean girl you wish my friend.
>>70544822
NOT ENOUGH
who do i hope wins who will Crash Your Country With No Survivors and make it impossible and/or impracticable for you dumb fucking faggots to even afford computers and the internet?
I've seen all I need to see of peru from my interaction with YOU PEOPLE in dota and I want your country to be completely obliterated
>>70545609
Keiko promises to ban peruvian Riki players from Dota forever.
>>70544510
As i said in the other thread, internet cafes never went away and poor people cant afford other hobbies.
Keiko is my waifu
GO PERÚ!!
MPGA!
>>70544397
they taste llike literal ass
>>70545844
I swear to god if I ever get a terrible illness i'm going to fly to peruvistan and construct a suicide vest and walk into a net cafe and yell "COMMENT THIS, RAT KID" and blow the whole corrugated metal shack to bits and take every mouth-breathing (I know because you retards hotmic so much) peruvian fuckstick with me to hell
>>70544261
I pray to all the gods that you elect Mendoza. You deserve it.
>>70545438
>disregards human rights and basic human dignity
>but he fixed the country REEEEEEEE
If we allow Fujimori to get away with it were basically saying that you can do whatever perverted shit you want as long as you give people what they think they want.
>>70545609
>interaction with YOU PEOPLE in dota
>dota
how old are you? 12?
or are you a degenerate child-man?
>>70544261
>A FUCKING CHICHARRON
Lost hard.
First candidate I found.
>>70546193
Why is Texas talking about Peru?
>>70544822
>>70545819
Top kek.
>>70545844
How come? I remember there were tons of internet cafes here anywhere in the country back in 2005 yet you barely see one nowadays, outside of the occasional three or four next to colleges and schools.
>>70546097
You have something on your flag my man, let me take care of that
>>70546374
shut it down
Ok, if Veronica goes to the second election. Who wants to start a right-wing resistance?
That or I sell my idea to EG and say a good bye to this country
>there are people in this thread that will not vote for Alianza Popular.
>>70546374
One ex-president married a Jewish girl.
Another candidate married another Jewish girl, and was advocating to improve relationship with Ysrael and free trade, as well as condemning Palestine.
PKK is Jewish himself.
>>70546399
I have noted that internet cafes now are muh League of Legends/Xbox cafes..
>>70546175
GG Recomiendenme plis XD :3
>>70546345
>disregards human rights and basic human dignity
why dont you go move to Sweden or Germany if you love humanity so much faggot?
>>70546374
OY VEY
>>70546505
If that bitch touches afp money ill go full fergusson.
>>70546509
>Voting for A FUCKING CHICHARRON
>ever
go to bed Maicol, your time is over, your uncle Barnechevere is done
>>70546739
>He fell for the public pension meme
I will support you anyways
>>70546582
Yep, pretty much. I wonder how do they even manage to get their monthly upkeep.
>>70546505
Are you already waving a white flag? Because I sure as hell don't want to be surrounded by commies.
we have a dream
>>70544510
You are thinking of Brazilians anon. Truly they are the worst people in gaming.
>>70546097
.///.
>>70546374
I like her though, she seems to be a member of your actual culture, correct? What's your Nationalist party like?
>>70546894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSe8D2wfGKI
Vote for Barnechea
>>70546679
One thing is to allow achmed to fuck your women and another to advocate a dictatorship. It was getting out of control. Mariela Barreto, Leonor La Rosa?
>>70546985
No wonder you guys elected weedman
>>70546739
She literally said it in an interview.
>Mendoza-Chan, y-y-y-your gibsmedat policy doesnt make sense...
>ITS OK LOL, WE WILL GRAB THE AFP MONEY XDDD
>>70544261
Is Peru going to the right with us or is going with Venezuela?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKISut-NY9A
I thought Peru was a Monarchy.
Don't you have Prince Regents and shit?
>>70547074
>a fucking blank
>>70544261
Who in Peru would Trump vote for?
>>70546840
Alianza Popular is the Apra, dumbass
>>70546887
If Trump wins (he will), we can give a good bye kiss to all those "charities" that "promoted democracy" so any resistance movement would have to be self-funded
>>70546985
NO NO NO NO YOU FUCKING LEAF
We DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING NATIONALIST CULTURE
This shit always happen in every single motherfucking election: we have a candidate who actually wants to make things better, then out of fucking nowhere comes some faggot (First Toledo, then Humala, now Mendoza) who goes full HUUUR DUUUUR THE RICH PEOPLE ARE AT FAULT WE MUST MURDER AND EXTERMINATE THE WHITE EVIL MAN HUUUR I WILL GIFT FREE MONEY AND FREE SHIT GIVE PENSIONS TO HOUSEWIVES, GIVE PENSIONS TO TAXI DRIVERS SHIT WE LOVE PERU TRUST ME, ITS THE RICH MAN'S FAULT THAT YOU ARE A FAILURE, NOT THE FAULT OF LEFTISTS WHO DEFECATE ON YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS
>>70547241
The Jap probably
She passes as low tier in my country, but women like her triumph in LATAM...
>>70544261
Which candidate would be /pol/ approved?
As expected, nobody here knows shit about politics in Peru.
>>70547427
She can triumph in my dick anyday
But yeah, Colombia has the best (and slutiest) pussy (except for Brazil)
>>70547241
Keiko and PPK voters LOVE Trump
This is the only proof you need to know who should win our elections, it should be either Keiko or PPK to make Peru great again
>>70547241
If Trump was white Peruvian
>Keiko
If Trump was brown Peruvian
>some make tahuantinsuyo great again party like Hilario
>>70547427
Too much surgery
Should we change The Constitution.
And why we can change it but Americans can't
>>70547598
My point is that, she wouldn´t have a chance of being so famous here and went to Perú, and you guys would think that all girls are like herhere.. (dumb, always with great curves).
>>70547350
Who do you support then?
>>70547694
I dont think thats a thing.
>>70547660
PPK?
Hmmm....
>>70546374
>>70547923
I don't like fake women.
>>70547472
Keiko
>father decided to make poor andean women ( the female nigger equivalent) sterile so that those fuckers stopped reproducing and stopped fucking up the country
>congress was a leftist, democrat, DUDE WEED, corrupt cesspool, then fujimori decided to make a self-coup and close congress and put a gun to the head to every congressman
>exterminated commies
>exterminated terrorists
>fixed the economy by apologizing to the world bank for the retard Garcia and letting us back into the world economy by paying our debts and getting new loans
granted that his third government was too much, but dam it he literally soaked his hands in blood to save our country when nobody else would because they were all faggots. he was the hero we deserved
>>70547472
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peruvian_general_election,_2016#Candidates
>>70547896
PPK just because he is the only one who is not a lunatic and he is a business owner
>>70548018
>father decided to make poor andean women ( the female nigger equivalent) sterile so that those fuckers stopped reproducing and stopped fucking up the country
Bullshit they are not female niggers, their only crime was being poor
>congress was a leftist, democrat, DUDE WEED, corrupt cesspool, then fujimori decided to make a self-coup and close congress and put a gun to the head to every congressman
There was no need to close congress, he just wanted freedom to be a corrupt piece of shit and change the constitution
>exterminated commies
By instaurating paramilitary groups as bad as as commies. (Not totally against)
>exterminated terrorists
Same as above
>>70548018
>And now, he is literally Satan for anyone under 30
>>70548109
I see your point, he probably will keep things "stable". He won't kill you, so that's good. But be careful, because pic-related.
>>70544261
>left: "qt"
>right: whore
OP, you need to check your brain.
>>70548706
>Bullshit they are not female niggers, their only crime was being poor
Their crime was having another 8 poor children that will either turn to crime or be a burden to society
>There was no need to close congress, he just wanted freedom to be a corrupt piece of shit and change the constitution
the bastard changed the constitution to sell public companies and allow a free market. Thats the reason you have a smartphone from Claro, Entel or Telefonica and no longer have to wait 2 months before La Comp. Nac. De Telefonos to sell you a brick. Also, the reason why our arancel to imports is something like 9%-12% instead of 100%
Our country was even worse than Venezuela. And the fucker fixed it in 5 years.
>>70549108
>ANY commie
>not a whore
You just proved him right
>>70548018
I would vote for Keiko, anything except Veronika and the other whore is good
>>70548706
>poor people should be pampered and have their cocks sucked
>the current constitution is bad
Child, it is clear you are a homosexual 10 year old. The only reason you have internet today is Fujimori and if you hate him and keiko so fucking much FUCKING MOVE to venezuela see and enjoy the marvels of a socialist banana republic
protip: carry some toilet paper faggot you are gonna need it
>>70549108
>Not choosing autoritarian strong asian qt3.14
And Vero looks like a leftist, feminist, that likes pegging his husband.
>>70549383
>muh commie
Careful bro, the commies might be behind you right now, trying to kill you. St. McCarthy told me so.
>>70549649
I've had enough Yakuza drug dealers on the government for 10 lifetimes, thank you.
>>70549536
I am deciding the name for the resistence
>Emisarios del Tio Sam
>Frente Unido por el Libre Mercado
>Ofensiva Derecha
>Sajinos del Capital
>>70544261
los peruANOS..........................
>>70546193
I don't know if this is passive-agresive or not. how do you define socialism?
>>70549941
DUDE
>>70549865
GAS YOURSELF COMMIE SCUM
Why isn't Peru as prosperous as Chile? Too many shitskins?
>>70549355
>>70549524
Niggers im not saying he didnt do anything but IT IS UNDENIABLE THAT THE FUCKER DID EXTREMELLY ILLEGAL SHIT. Ffs the reason we punish that guy is to prevent people from doing it again. I swear to god the cult of personality towards the guy is nuts.
>>70549906
>LOMO SALTADO
>>70549865
Says the fag that is comfy typing from the US.
What do you care if Peru goes to shit? If this place turns to Venezuela you just change the channel and thank god you dont live there anymore. People that lives in other country shouldnt vote.
>>70549998
Actually I used to be Peruvian but I renounced my citizenship lmao
Excited to see what are the results today
>>70550070
Not enough Germanic national socialists
>>70550070
too centralized development, Lima will be megacity in a couple of years but the rest of the country still has problems
>>70549536
nice photoshop
>>70549649
>And Vero looks like a leftist
She is a pro-Venezuela commie
Reminder that the polls are rigged and you should vote for BARNECHEA
>>70550272
>DUDE slightly less retarded FREE SHIT LMAO
una vela
>>70550137
>renounced citizenchip
>gets leaf
How did you do it? I like canada, what should I do to live there? I have job and some money.
>>70550347
DUDE 4CHAN MEMES LMAO
>>70547598
>brazil
>pussy
>>70550016
Good argument
>>70549906
What about "Fuck the cholos, the mines aren't mining on my backyard anyways."
>>70550070
Peru used to have more whites than Chile and it was still shit so shut the fuck up. The reason is the mediocre governmental structures left by the spaniards that led to civil wars and power struggles inside the country.
Anons please tell me who should I vote for IM A LOST MILLENNIAL I JUST WANT SOMEONE THAT WONT DO ANYTHING TO MY INTERNET CONNECTION
>>70548717
just like trump is for all the young cucks in america
>>70550433
There are still women on Brazil.
And god, those asses.
>>70550394
Haha it wasn't like that
I came to America for University, got a degree and a research position (in Math) and then I became a citizen. I decided to renounce my citizenship since it was more of a burden than anything. I still love my country even though it sucks though <3
To immigrate it's a bit trickier if you're older. I guess you need to have decent English and having a family helps too. If you get accepted in some work program it would be much easier. Keep in mind that first you have to be a resident and then a citizen (for the citizenship you do some tests, but nothing special)
>>70550528
PPK or Keiko
>FULL MILLENNIAL mode: Veronica
>>70546491
I lost it
>>70550110
>What do you care if Peru goes to shit?
Because I want to go back, why else? and this is the nth time the right has used the Venezuela boogeyman trying to scare people in not fucking over the high-class wallets.
>>70550528
NOT VERONIKA
hey pol who /peruvianwhitetrash/ here?
>>70550528
ALL BUT VERÓNICA, for being still a respected country.
>>70550960
>PUCP
the husband is a jew?
>>70550960
>PUCP
>Voting for el Departamento de Sociales de la Cato
You are just voting for your own college.
>>70550960
>native textile patterns
Yep you're in
>>70550846
I think the main argument is that if she gets elected it will be just like Humala again (i.e. not much done). People were shitting themselves over Humala last elections but he wasn't that bad as people put it out to be
>>70550782
>Thinking Keiko won't do anything to the internet
>When one of the tenants of Fujimorismo is control of the media by bribes or intimidation
Also every candidate bar 1 is pro TPP anyways. There goes your internet.
>>70551193
Funny how the Ukraine Prime Minister is putting on a smuge face
Where is Bokassa though? He used to be involved in a big corruption scandal. He was the absolute madman desu
I'm Peruvian and I have no idea about any of the candidates, but i would seriously never vote for Keiko. Her father stole a shit load of money from the Peruvians. Just in a matter of principle i wouldn't vote for Keiko are my fellow Peruvians this retarded?
>>70551229
>>70551133
>>70551068
Jealous UPC trash
>>70550202
Underrated
This
>>70551229
>>70551133
>>70551068
>implying theres anything wrong with PUCP
That whole leftist schtick is just a meme, at least in derecho everyone seems pretty right wing.
>>70551411
Yes
Hello my white friends
>>70549355
>the bastard changed the constitution to sell public companies and allow a free market. Thats the reason you have a smartphone from Claro, Entel or Telefonica and no longer have to wait 2 months before La Comp. Nac. De Telefonos to sell you a brick. Also, the reason why our arancel to imports is something like 9%-12% instead of 100%
that´s vargas llosa economic plans
the bastard lie, he say he will never, NEVER do that and stole vargas llosa plan, and did it
now the bastard is in jail
and vargas llosa with a nobel
>>70550960
>PUCP
>Having a mac
>Vero Presidenta
>>70551489
god dammit Peru
>>70551191
Either Veronika enacts changes needed for the country (renegotiate contracts that are a net loss for the country, repel the TPP, increase the minimum wage), or she's a shit president on the same page as Humala, but not a dictator. This was the same reasoning I used to vote for Humala last time and I don't regret my vote, even if he was indeed a shit president, because that was to be expected of a peruvian president anyways.
>>70551720
She and PPK are the best of the candidates neither are ideal but it beats having that lefty cunt who wants to turn peru into Venezuela
>>70551411
>Just in a matter of principle i wouldn't vote for Keiko are my fellow Peruvians this retarded?
It happens everywhere though. Democratic elections are a mystery.
>>70551421
PUCP is pretty low tier to be honest though. Being one of the best in the country doesn't mean it's good on a worldwide scale
>>70551493
I seriously want to take a picture of myself doing that and meme it everywhere. Shame that I can't find cheap knockoff glasses anywhere
>>70551493
Vargas Llosa didn't deserve the Nobel, Ribeyro was way more talented than him. Shame the latter is so underrated
>>70551481
Been there. Economics major. PUCP class of 2010
They are THAT leftist. They are even worse that the left from the US. Fucking pampered hippies from Sociales.
And the people that follow Veronica are from that department. Fucking idiots think the country needs social benefits to every mother.
She even has a prostitute on her congress list and her plan has more reference to trans rights than to fight against crime
>>70551421
L O L
O
L
Caviar piece of shit
>>70551822
tfw we were rejected by the TPP...
>>70546840
Chaccaron
Chaccaron
HURRDURRDURRDURRDURRHURRHURRDHURRHUDHRURHDURHUDHUR
>>70551664
i also have Fito Espinoza paintings
>>70551664
SJW at its finest.
But he will never be an actual politicial
>>70551822
PPK is better though familia since we can kind of expect what both Fujimori and Mendoza are going to do if elected
>>70551971
Most of my friends with iPhones iPads and that order vegan food everyday are leftists that are going to vote for Mendoza. Pretty ironic
One of my relatives was a radical leftist who got into jail for fighting for miner's rights in the 70s and most of my family went to San Marcos (they even knew people who were associated to the MRTA and the Shining Path) and they told me that leftists nowadays play ruses on the poor so that they can get even more money than what they already have. As far as I know none of them are voting for Mendoza (even my relative who got sent to jail)
>>70552073
How are you even able to live here.
The amount of machimo in the average day of peruvian would trigger a SJW in seconds
Why do Peruvians like eating guinea pigs so much?
Don't forget to vote for a serious party with a decent record.
>>70552752
>A SHOVEL
>>70552739
Have you ever had guinea pig. Pretty tasty.
>>70552387
>since we can kind of expect what both Fujimori and Mendoza are going to do if elected
PPK is unpredictable, I give you that. One day he wants to privatize, the other one he doesn't; one day he says wages are too high, the other one promises to raise the minimum wage; one day he criticizes gommies, the other one he admires Mao.
>>70552739
taste like a rabbit
How can the peruvian people be so cucked to vote for a gook that literally didnt give a shit about the country.
And now they are doing it again, THE GOOKS DAUGHTER.
Funny thing how the gook daughter said "with the help of god I am probably gonna become perus first female president".
LIKE FUCKING JAPANESE GOOKS ARE CHRISTIANS OR SOMESHIT.
>>70552739
Because the meat inside the heads in picante de cuy are just amazing <3
>>70552752
Le Chicarron Man Face
Which candidate will restrict Peruvians to play dota?
>>70553207
Let's not go calling others cucks now, sweden
>>70553207
Most foreigners are treated like gods in Peru, pretty silly. If you have a foreign last name pretty much people will see you in a different light (my mom had one and she told me it matters)
How white you are equates in how well are you treated by other people
>>70553344
The DotA community there is cancerous but the WoW/Warcraft 3 community is pretty chill desu
all this anons that unironically support keiko
>>70553424
>How white you are equates in how well are you treated by other people
This applies to all of Latin America and most Asian countries
>>70553207
>Sweden calling someone else a cuck
>>70550748
sounds good, I'm in my mid20's and planning on doing a masters so maybe canada is a good option.
>>70553361
>>70553616
atleast we dont vote for HUSSEINS to become president.
>>70550960
Eurofags just so you know, this is the equivalent of white guilt in our country, this is called being a "caviar"
>>70553732
No, you just fill your country with them
>>70553671
That's a bit late (I started when I was 20)
You should decide ASAP if you're going to or not, if so then it's very likely you can migrate there. If you're more than 30 without a postgraduate degree and without a family it's pretty tricky to immigrae oto America
>>70546153
Well they are about 80 percent ass, so you best hope that ass tastes good.
>>70553811
Fellow Peruvian anon could you explain this caviar thing to me please? I'm Peruvian but I'm also a shut-in faggot that doesn't know anything about his fellow peruvians
>>70544261
el peruANO
>>70546345
>muh human rights
Just a reminder that the same intellectuals who criticize Fujimori supported the Sendero Luminoso.
>>70552644
That's the trick, I'm not a SJW, i just pretend to be one. It's imposible to relate to the San Isidro rich youth if you don't act as one.
>>70554193
>a nigger
>making fun of a fellow South American country
>>70547660
>implying Peru was ever great
>>70554148
caviar
lefty rich
hipocresia pura, dice ayudar a lso pobres pero tiene empresas, que rompe la ley
es solo un "insulto" de la derecha bruta y achorada
que no sabe como contener a la izquierda
>>70554195
Wealth white peruvians who like commie shit. It's pretty common.
pic realted
>>70554476
As an empire and as the capital of the Spaniard colonies in South America it sure was
>>70554374
All my sanisidrino niggas are ultra capitalist pigs. Barranco or maybe miraflores are the SJW districts.
>>70554476
no body knows!!!!!
>>70544261
va a ganar la ponja?
>>70554374
They're even worse than the hipsters here in America and Europe, they go along with trends from 2012/2013 so kind of weird you want to relate to them
They bastardised as well Spanish for their liking so fuck them. Literally 30% of what they speak are loanwords or words in English
>>70554148
Are you /arenales/ crew?
>>70554642
These people hate Fujimori not because he was corrupt and disrespected human rights (all Presidents of Peru did the same shit).
They hate him because he defeated their little communist guerrilla army that intellectuals wanted to use as the armed wing of their political movement, like the Colombian intelligentsia does with the FARC, the Brazilian intelligentsia does with MST and drug cartels etc.
He will never be forgiven for that.
>>70554712
It's between her and someone else, either the Jew PPK or the gommie Mendoza
I hope all peruvians inside a netcafe right now explode into little subhuman dogshit turds.
>>70554642
What happened to Castañeda btw? I haven't seen any news about him recently
>>70554712
Primera vuelta si o si. Segunda esta bien abierta, contra ppk pierde y con mendoza gana, cualq cosa puede pasar
>>70554961
He became the mayor of Lima, therefore he couldn't run for president
>>70553573
I feel you
>>70554961
He's busy restoring Lima's former greatness
>>70554193
>>70554440
Nigger BTFO
>>70554830
>/arenales/ crew
A-am I supposed to know what that is?
I know arenales is a place where you sell cheap stuff... Like I said before I know more about the US and Europe and about my own country (we are not really important internationally so...)
>>70554961
I saw him just yesterday, he was buying some electronics with his family in Hiraoka, his car stopped in front of a taxi and the taxi driver wanted to get out, put in reverse and hit the car that was behind him. It was pretty wild.
>>70554850
>drug cartel
probably in this you are true, just probably
dont forget fujimori is also another narco with heavy links
it a narco war
also fujimori didn´t want to finish with the guerrilla, with the terrorist, he want the terrorist doing his shit
when the police capture abimael leader of the terorrist
he didn´t know it
the police just fuck it up his plans
>They hate him because he defeated their little communist guerrilla army
is a lie
>>70555261
WE GOLD CITY NOW
>>70544261
Obligatory
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???
*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
I'm scared, guys. Don't let Keiko win....
I hate those peruvian pan flute bastards,
Everywhere i go those bastards stand on street corners dressed as native Americans
They try to sell you their pan flute music CD's
Who the fuck still owns a CD player?
>>70555598
why ?
Being serious poeple, who is likely to win the elections right now
1 hour to know the next president
>>70555798
Because the shitstorm is going to be so big that will be able to be seen from the space
RipEnglish
>>70555803
STREAMS WHERE?
>>70555898
http://www.tvperu.gob.pe/play
The government channel
>>70555698
I assume this is what you want for the world right?
>>70555598
If PKK or Keiko are elected we are fine.
Veronika or Guzman were the enemies and no only Vero is left (lol she is left too).
Why doesn't Perú have a libertarian candidate? Someone like Ron Paul.
Is Keiko from the left or what ?
Can we create a capitalist South America ?
Serious question: Why don't you want to be vore in this fat woman's ass, Peru? She looks beautiful. Just let her dominate you.
>>70556048
because libertarianism is a failure
the closest to a classical liberal is PPK
>>70556193
Keiko is the fascist candidate.
PKK is the center-right candidate.
Everyone else are either jokes or commies.
>>70556193
Keiko is right wing but not worth it, her background is completely corrupt
>>70556048
We ARE a libertarian country already.
In a libertarian Peru, what stop me from using childs as miners in a illegal gold mine ... oh wait
In a libertarian Peru, was stop me from building my one sidewalk and then blocking the pass of other people ...oh wait
In a libertarian Peru, what stop me from putting a kiosk in the middle of the sidewalk...oh wait
>>70556291
>kaori my child come here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zkuD2zGjRU
What do fellow perufags down there think about Trump?
What sort of media attention is he getting, if any?
>>70555380
>when the police capture abimael leader of the terorrist
>he didn´t know it
>the police just fuck it up his plans
He also let Abimael escape 1 time, just so he could close the congress and purge the country of anyone with some sort of decency, including the army, police, media, and of course the congress. And now we see some media still giving preference to the Fujimori clan over other candidates when covering news. Fucking disgusting.
>>70554850
>These people hate Fujimori not because he was corrupt and disrespected human rights (all Presidents of Peru did the same shit).
Neither Ollanta, nor Alan, nor Toledo had death squads, neither they stole in the same proportion than Fujimori, and neither alan nor ollanta nor toledo will EVER be presidents again. The people DO hate them.
but here, have this banana so you can stop typing stupid shit on the internet. Take your time.
si gana keiko se los llevan a todos de plaza de arma?
>>70556314
Liberal socialism and Keynesianism are also a failure and they are present. Why not libertarians?
>>70546153
But aren't they your equivalent of cows? How did you not selectively breed them to be delicious?
If doubles Sendero luminoso comeback and kills Keiko
>>70556691
Peru is not libertarian. You even need 1 year to open a formal business.
>>70552739
They were domesticated for that purpose, It was whites who decided they'd be good pets.
I want to move back to Peru. Which candidate will make Lima not be a shithole?
>>70556871
The media here repeats everything from cnn or fox, so people thing he is literally hitler. but most of us don't care about him.
I think he is based and hope he wins, before your country goes to shit.
>>70557234
>Jokes
>>70557537
>hope he wins
same
>>70557234
3 weeks if you pay a good firm dedicated to it.
>>70557884
0 days if you just skip all the process and start in informality
>>70557234
>You even need 1 year to open a formal business.
only if you a re poor
>>70557091
idk maybe the one i ate was just badly cooked
people here swear that shit's a delicacy
>>70557537
>Trumpler
>Not a fascist
>>70544261
Both parents are Peruvian, with some family members working in politics。How do I into peruvian politics?
>>70558144
To be honest Hitler did make Germany's economy great again. He fixed it in an amazing record, giving jobs, jobs and jobs. Spreading their infrastructure like never before.
Somebody should consider doing an experiment in a young country such as Perú:
- Let one city be the Libertarian paradise and see what happens.
- Let one city be the Keynesian paradise and see what happens.
After 5 year you will know the correct way to go.
>>70558144
Explain to me how Trump is like Hitler
EL PERUANO: DUENDE DE COLOR MARRÒN DE CARA REDONDA.. OJOS DE VIZCACHA!! ( ARDILLA)) NUCA REDONDA Y SUCIA`` NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURÒN. CUERPO DE MANDRIL! CON ASPECTO DE ``MONO CHIMPANCÈ... Y EL PERUANO ES UN INDIO AMBULANTE QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO TRATANDO DE SER ACEPTADO.. BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAÌSES ..COMIDA`` CASA. Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE``..
EL PERUANO ES FEO POR NATURALEZA.... POR UN ERROR ABERRANTE DE LA NATURALEZA... EL PERUANO TIENE EL CRUEL CASTIGO DE POR VIDA.. DE SER``FEO!!! NEGRO-AMARRONADO`` ENANO CON OLOR A ``CLOACA```Y A CACA`` Y A DIARREA GUARDADA EN UN FRASCO AL SOL!.
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS AGRARIOS!!..
ES MUY DIFÌCIL ENCONTRAR UN PERUANO RUBIO DE OJOS VERDES Y DE 1.80!!... YA QUE ELLOS APENAS ALCANZAN EL:1.50 DE ESTATURA!!
EL SUEÑO DEL PERUANO ES: SER BLANCO`` SER ALTO``OLER BIEN``
COMER BIEN!, VESTIRSE BIEN!! Y CAMBIAR SU ASQUEROSA ``RAZA!!
LOS PERUANOS SON MAS CONOCIDOS POR: ``CHOLOS``: INDIUS`` MUNUS SAPIENS. SON IGUALES AL ``EKEKO`` O AL MISMO PRESIDENTE DE PERU ( TOLEDO).... ESTOS CHOLOS,OSEA PERUANOS.. ACOSTUMBRAN A DORMIR EN LAS CALLES... COMER CON LAS MANOS Y CORTAN LA COMIDA CON LOS DEDOS.... ORINAN Y CAGAN EN LA CALLE... DUERMEN VESTIDOS`` NO SE BAÑAN!! NO VAN ALA ESCUELA...
EL PERUANO: DETESTA!! BAÑARSE.. ESO YA LO SABE TODO EL MUNDO... EL PERUANO HUELE A : CEBOLLA, CACA``HUMEDAD`` A TRASPIRACIÒN`` A PATA ( PEZUÑA).. EL PERUANO Y TIENE CAPAS DE CACA EN EL CULO!!! Y PELUDO PARA COLMO..... OSEA..EL PERUANO ES UN TREMENDO DESASTRE ASQUEROSO ABERRANTE INMUNDO COCHINO!!!.... ESO YA LO HEREDA DE LOS ANTEPASADOS D ELOS INKAS.. Y JAMÀS LOS CAMBIARA`...
HABRÌA QUE ENVIAR UNOS ITALIANOS O ESPAÑOLES A PERU.. A MEJORAR EL ASPECTO ASQUEROSO DE SU ``RAZA``..VIOLAR SUS INDIAS PERUANAS.. Y ESPERAR QUE DEN ALUZ.. A UNOS HUMANOS COMO LA GENTE!!..
>>70554675
delusional panchito
>>70546374
N-NOTHING TO LOOK AT G-GOY, J-JUST KEEP MOVING!
>>70558688
Why do you think San Martin took the effort to come here even after securing his country?
>>70558307
Would you let a group of anointed people tell you what to do in order to make the economy great? You won't be able to browse 4chan, Anon.
>>70558149
Google marca peru, you will find useful information in there
>>70558688
Bah, como va el trabajo en tu país? Ah verdad. Una puta mierda.
At least we are not an economic failure like Spain. Also, you guys needed us because of our gold.
>>70558688
Nobody cares about your country, only football
>>70558499
>>70558542
El burro habla de orejas.
Ustedes son más feos una patada de burro en los huevos.
>>70559013
Sure. Hitler wasn't repressive as Hollywood portray its. Today America and Europe is far more repressive.
>>70558515
¿ME ESTAS TOMANDO EL PELO?
>>70550960
>taberna roja's hispter faggot starter pack
>>70558515
ERES UN HOMBRE BLANCO
>>70544261
I did a presentation about Peru in my high school. I meantioned guinea pigs and that one time when greenpeace fagots damaged your national tresure Nazca Lines. You're alright and because of you i want to eat a guinea pig.
>>70559478
kek
>>70548109
>literally supporting a jew
>>70559576
>ERES UN (PUTO) HOMBRE BLANCO
fix'd
>>70559358
LA MISERIA HUMANA EN SU MAXIMA EXPRESION.........EL AUTOR DE ESTE POST...........UN PERUANO ODIOSO, FRUSTRADO, ENVIDIOSO, CON COMPLEJO DE INFERIORIDAD COMO MUCHOS, QUE NO ENCUENTRA OTRA MANERA DE EXTERIORIZAR Y DESFOGAR LAS MISERIAS PROPIAS DE UN DON NADIE POBRE DIABLO REDUCIDO A DESECHO. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS LASTIMA !!! Ya lo decia Alberto Fujimori, el ex-presidente peruANO
Fujimori: EL PERUANO QUIERE SER RACIALMENTE ARGENTINO Y CULTURALMENTE CHILENO. Con que argumento valido me puede rebatir el pobre y triste autor peruANO de este post. EL QUE DA RISA ERES TU Y TU POBRE VIDA ODIOSA. EL PERU, como lo dijeron muchos famosos, Es UNA MIERDA RECHASADA POR CADA RAZA DEL MUNDO, DESDE INDIGENA, BLANCA , ASIATICA, JUDIA ETC Y POR ESO NO HAY NADA EN PERU DE VALOR NI DE IMPORTANCIA, LA UNICA EXPORTACION QUE PERU LE DA AL MUNDO ES EL PERUANO: UN SER TORPE, HEDIONDO Y FEO. LA GASTRONOMIA PERUANA? UNOS PAJAROS QUE COMEN BASURA Y SE CAGAN EN LAS VENTANAS DE NUESTROS AUTOS O LAS RATAS FRITAS QUE SE COMEN. !!! UN PERU CONDENADO, POBRE Y ASQUEROSO, ENVIDIA DE NINGUN PAIS !!!
>>70559399
Are you one of those Andean Nazis?
Can someone give me a rundown of each candidate and their policies?
>>70559692
Calla ecuatioriano, tu iniciaste con tu post de mierda y luegos lloras cuando te responden.
im visiting Peru later this month
going to be there roughly two weeks
anything i should know?
>>70559791
All of them think that what is best for people around them is the best for the country. As you do.
I didn't know you mountain niggers had internet
>>70559858
EL PERUANO: DETESTA!! BAÑARSE.. ESO YA LO SABE TODO EL MUNDO... EL PERUANO HUELE A : CEBOLLA, CACA``HUMEDAD`` A TRASPIRACIÒN`` A PATA ( PEZUÑA).. EL PERUANO Y TIENE CAPAS DE CACA EN EL CULO!!! Y PELUDO PARA COLMO..... OSEA..EL PERUANO ES UN TREMENDO DESASTRE ASQUEROSO ABERRANTE INMUNDO COCHINO!!!.... ESO YA LO HEREDA DE LOS ANTEPASADOS D ELOS INKAS.. Y JAMÀS LOS CAMBIARA`...
HABRÌA QUE ENVIAR UNOS ITALIANOS O ESPAÑOLES A PERU.. A MEJORAR EL ASPECTO ASQUEROSO DE SU ``RAZA``..VIOLAR SUS INDIAS PERUANAS.. Y ESPERAR QUE DEN ALUZ.. A UNOS HUMANOS COMO LA GENTE!!.. Y NO ESOS NIÑOS FEOS Y MARRONES QUE NACEN EN PERU...
POR TODAS ESTAS RAZONES EL PERUANO ES BIEN FEO!! Y CON GANAS!!.. NO DISCRIMINE AL PERUANO..SOLO AYÙDELO A SER UN POCO MAS GENTE Y LIMPIO.... LOS PERUANOS..SÌ PUEDEN!!!
>>70559958
Don't stay in Lima too long. Go to Cuzco or somewhere.
>>70544261
il peruANO!
>>70560113
got family in Lima
whats over there?
should i be worried
>>70559958
Be aware while outside the airport, fucking cholo tried to take take my cart with my luggage still on it and claimed he just wanted the cart. Obviously stay in touristy areas, eat a lot
>>70560081
Most of them are not from the mountains, you ignorant. The capital, Lima, and important cities are actually at sea level.
>>70560113
Come here, to arequipa, google it just to be sure, its very comfy
>>70559358
>Ustedes son más feos una patada de burro en los huevos.
no digas mucho que vas a poner a un congolombianito arrecho
>>70560077
Españistan with the banters eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWrbAmtZuGc
>>70559958
>>>70558149
Be careful of thieves, trust no one, ask in forums about prices since everybody will probably try to get a lot of money out of you, and plan everything ahead of time. If you need more specific stuff, just ask.
>>70554440
>>70555305
>peruAnos
>btfoing anyone
go eat pigeons lel
>>70559778
dude weed, blaze it 420. lfmao tripping balls doge, snork erday, high as kite m8
>>70560199
Arrange for somebody to pick you up from the airport. If your family live in San Isidro, Miraflores, La Molina or Surco; it should be fine. Don't go to downtown alone. Visit only known places for tourism.
Again, go to Cuzco or Arequipa with your family. It's cheap.
>>70560583
Eat mine, you fucking Argie. Aren't 38% of males living in Buenos Aires gay-friendly and 23% had a homosexual relationship in their lives?
Faggot.
Are Japs considered the "evil elite" in Perú?
>>70560848
There's no concept of "evil white" to begin with.
>>70560848
Japs are not elite per se, Fujimori was a right-wing technocrat who happen to be Japanese.
>>70556871
Personally I'd be a rabid Trump supporter if I were American. You don't hear much about him except sometimes when he Trumps everyone in the Republican party (after a big debate, after Iowa)
>>70560946
he said elite you peruvian chicano
And yes we have a prevalent otaku culture so japs=gods
>>70560848
No, Japs have good reputation tbqh.
>>70560848
No
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Peruvians#World_War_II
who /VotoNulo/ masterrace here?
>>70560518
as a matter of fact im going to ber doing the Inca trail with my father while my grandmother stays with family
how is that trail is it nice?
low key a little worried
>>70560199
Let them guide you
Visit Miraflores, Barranco, it's pretty beautiful and my favorite zone of the city
Cuzco is the usual 2nd stop after Lima, but if you feel specially crazy and adventurous you could to a place like Iquitos
>>70560819
lel. stay mad subhuman shit.
Why all peruvians have the same haircut? It's something cultural or its just the way it grows due to genetics?
>>70561106
Keiko gana en 15 min. Chau segunda vuelta.
>>70561277
¿Por qué floreas en la internet?
>>70561249
che tyrone
>>70561167
Trail is fucking beautiful and taken care of, one of the best in the world from what I have read
>>70560435
Dont give him importance, my estimado peruvian weedman
What do Peruvians think about Fujimori? The old guy, not Keiko.
https://youtu.be/WW94sh2byBE?t=2875
>>70561277
/thread
>>70556871
I love trump. Not degenerates have a lot of trouble getting visas because of illegals. And hes trying to protect his country from liberals and muslims. MAGA my burger brother.
>>70561472
He got his shit toguether pre 1993, after that he went monkey shit
>>70561472
He did what it had to be done, he is a truly nationalist and hero. But he is also paying his errors in jail, not that crimes against humanity bullshit but for re-electing himself in the third term.
>>70561346
No le veo el problema, más cuando es anónimo.
Let's relax, causitas. Post memes.
>>70561046
If there's no "evil white" then there's no "evil jap", pituco.
>>70561633
Eres una grill?
>>70561633
>No le veo el problema
Go back to Mexico.
NO VEO EL PROBLEMA
>>70561499
>April 16, 2015
what.
how is this shit not known by most people by now?
>>70561472
Best president ever. What's your opinion about Correa?
>>70561705
>No le veo el problema
>>70561694
Nada, tengo pene.
>veronika or keiko
>>70550137
>tfw you're not the only Peruvian leaf.
>>70561915
Buena, nido.
>>70562001
>>70550137
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
1 MORE FUCKING MINUTE FOR ELECTORAL FLASH JESUS
Here we go perras
Keiko already won anyway
.6 difference between ppk an vero
GANO PPK
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>>70562350
can you post it here? i have no TV.
THE JEW ON SECOND PLACE
>PPK 20.9
>GOMMIE VERO 20.3
JUST
>>70562475
>>70562404
9pm -5 gmt is the real result. 30% of effective vote.
>>70562511
http://www.tvperu.gob.pe/play
>EMPATE TECNICO
LITERALly SWEATING BULLETS
>Right and right sharing first and second place
Just cuck my shit up f4m.
>>70562585
t. commie
37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8 37.8
PPK ahead 0.6 according to IPSOS.
Ahead 0.3 according to GFK
>>70561457
How do I post without the FUCKING LEAF
>>70551193
>Nicolas Masburro no sale todavia
Es que ustedes no saben lo que es ser corrupto de verdad.
>>70562599
So, how much of the percentage does she need to win first round?
>>70562765
More than 50% of valid votes.
>>70562001
I'm another Peruvian leaf.
>>70562765
50% minimum, otherwise a second round between her and the second place
>>70562823
How probable is she'll win second round?
>>70562896
Only candidate that might win against her is Jew PPK
>>70562896
In my opinion it's highly uncertain if she goes with Vero. If she goes with PPK, say hello to Mr. President.
>>70562974
vero has no chance?
how much chance does the jew have?
>>70562896
about 100%
>>70562982
Lies. Keiko will win no matter the other candidate. Embrace your overlord.
NEW BREAD PLS!!
>>70563099
Shut up, nido.
>>70563107
Alguien haga el OFFICIAL THREAD #3
>>70559587
They are delicious bro, check the "cuy chactado", mmmh the taste of the mother earth and some rodent in your mouth!
>>70563054
Like 3% more votes than her on a second round. VERO has no chance (more than 10% difference between her and keiko), we don't like commie scum
>>70563094
ugly qt. I certainly would
>>70562896
Its hard to say. The Keiko anti-vote is huge (which is why Ollanta won against her), but the Red Scare is real in Peru. On the other hand, it didn't work against Humala so it might not work against Vero as well since its really predictable. They only attack her as "gommie" rather than her program.
Also, a 2nd round between Keiko and Vero would be a good way to see who's a sell out and who's independent. Last time, most big business and media sold out and shilled HARD for Keiko, yet she still lost.
>>70563276
And its ironic that the press sold out to Keiko considering how her father treated freedom of expression. Proof that capital triumphs ethics.
NEW THREAD PLEASE LINK TO NEW THREAD
>>70544510
they're better than the redditors that are flowing in from the trump threads, and they've been here longer
