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>>70533324
It's based to not even know how to do that menial work that people who have to beg for tips do.
>still got less head than Bill
>newkeg
>>70533324
she deserves to die for this
>>70533324
5 more of these and I would Blow Bill
>>70533324
Jesus.... Bitch can't pour a beer but wants to be in charge of nuclearnlaunch codes.
>JUST
>>70533324
"I sacrifice this beer to Moloch!!"
>>70533324
>HOPS DIED FOR THAT YOU MONSTER
>>70533381
My american friend, I'm the CTO of a software company and I know how to use a tap. This bitch has literally never had to do anything in her life. Her entire political career is a joke.
What did she do wrong? What's wrong with tapping a beer as part of your campaign?
>>70533324
this has gone for far too long
spoilt beer is where I draw the line
time to spread civilization again on her barbarian ass
>beer kicks
>everyone thinks you're a retard
>>70533324
ATLEAST THAT GLASS IS GETTIN SOME HEAD FROM HER
>>70533324
HAHAHAHA IM TOTALLY ONE OF YALL!!!! LOOK I CAN POUR MY OWN BEER
just.......i didnt want to get angry today
>>70533381
This.
I don't know how to pull a pint either. In fact, I've never needed to work a day in my life. I have a degree in English. I have a home and car that are paid for and my perpetual care is provided by a trust that was set up before I was born. My wife too.
Keep working your shit jobs though, the growth of my wealth depends on poor people buying shit they don't need.
Isn't that Guinness or something similar? The head is the best part nigga
>>70533593
If a bartender would give me a beer with that much foam I would bitchslap his face
Dumb bitch should be doing this all her life
>>70533409
Underrated post
If someone like Mitt Romney did that, NPR and all the other media outlets would have a field day about how a rich guy is incompetent.
Back when the elder Bush was president, he did a photo op buying groceries, for some god-forsaken reason. This was back when barcode scanners were sorta new. The clerk showed Bush that even if the bar code was pretty mangled up, it would usually scan ok. Like any intelligent person who can appreciate technology, Bush was impressed.
The fucking media left out the "mangled" part, and ran around saying that Bush thought bar code scanners were incredible because he was so out of touch with regular life.
I don't get it, I know this is a dumb joke thread but there are sure to be people who are genuinely angry at her for not knowing how to pour a carbonated drink into a glass.
Why? Some people are in higher stations. some people have waiters and waitresses. some people have butlers. some people have the secret service™. not everyone comes from rags to riches. not everyone actually works.
this isn't a reason to get upset.
>>70533566
Yep she's been given a free ride through life just like obama
>>70533324
Fucking useless elitist liar.
>>70533760
Keep looking down on the rest of us asshole.
You'll get your dues, and not a single one of us will help you.
>>70533324
Do Americans typically use soda glasses to pour beer in?
>>70533941
nah, we drink out of one of these things.
>>70533893
ITS FUCKING BEER!
FUCK!!!!
ITS FUCKING COMMON FUCK KNOWLEDGE TO KNOW HOW TO POUR A FUCKING BEER!!!!
SAME GOES IF YOU POUR THE FUCKING BEER FROM THE BOTTLE TO GLASS
FUUUCCCCCKKKKK
>>70533941
depends really on the caliber of the beer.
>>70533324
You know what's sad? That's a piss-easy job, but for some reason, where I live people kill for a job to sell beer at hipster punk rock bars in San Francisco or Oakland and put them so high on the pedestal. Same with working at coffee shops.
Why do people want those jobs so badly? And Hillary doesn't even know how to angle a glass to prevent foam?
>>70533760
Not knowing why fluid mixing at the surface causes foaming as opposed to fluid gently poured down a smooth surface.
>>70533761
Nigga what? You can't get shitfaced on just the foam, unless you're s pussy.
>>70533893
anyone who's been to university or college knows how to pour a beer, even my mormon ex girlfriends family knew how to do that.
hillary is a joke of a candidate who never had to do any work in her life. bet you she cant even drive a car
>>70533761
Ya have fun drinking 6 inches of head you retard mongoloid
>>70534141
>Why do people want those jobs so badly?
>That's a piss-easy job
you answered your own question. it requires no skills, and these people fit the bill.
>>70534282
I think she's said she hasn't driven a car since 1994.
>>70534282
but why are you upset over this? she's born (or in) a higher station of life. it's no big deal bro. you work for your money - she exists for her money.
>>70533566
>You will be the next CTO of this company
>You will be the next CTO of this company
>You will be the next CTO of this company
>>70533760
>I have a degree in English
>>70534229
Guinness is like 4% alcohol to begin with you faggot. You ain't gonna get drunk on Guinness by itself regardless. You need some Jameson and Irish cream to start really having fun you stupid nigger cunt
>>70533409
ayeeeee
heard the joke already you unoriginal faggot
>>70533324
what a useless piece of shit Hillary is.....she doesn't drive, can't operate subway card reader, screwed up classified info on some shit server, kills a U.S. ambassador after he asked for more security, can't pour herself a beer, has other women fuck her husband...
I can't believe women want this asshat to represent them
>>70533409
nice did you get that from facebook?
>>70533660
Very underrated
>>70534324
Not saying she did a good job, but you're a stupid nigger if you try and pour a Guinness with no head
>>70533893
>can't properly pour beer like daddy taught her to do before bringing it to him
>wants to bd the most powerful political figure on Earth
You keep your wrong opinion though.
>>70533593
That drink is more head than not
If anyone were to hand you this at the pub you should walk out
Its a horribly pulled drink.
>>70533660
top bantz
>>70533324
>Look how normal I am!
>>70534331
Yet at the same time, they're competitive. It's literally like trying to be part of a yacht club to work at these places.
>>70534203
Men learn this early because we pee standing up. Women have to learn it by working at a bar or fucking the bartender.
>>70533467
Sense when was knowing how to pour a beer a requirement to be president or in charge of the nuclear launch codes?
>>70534403
>heard the joke already you unoriginal faggot
>implying I'm not the one who posted it originally in the "make a caption" thread
>>70534523
I dont drink fucking guinnessbut im aware of the traditional way to fucking pour it
Its piss fucking beer, cheap meme tier IRISH BEER
>>70534583
Considering it costs 50 dollars just to have a meal at those places and a couple of beers, I imagine they take home some decent money.
Here's a question for all you Mexican intellectuals that defend Hillary...............
WHAT WOULD HILLARY BE DOING RIGHT NOW IF SHE HAD NEVER MARRIED TO BILL CLINTON?
None of theses people have driven or pumped gas etc. for a very long time.
>>70534634
I think a leader should not be out of touch or have no real experience with average people. Just my two cents. I can see why it may not ultimately matter very much though.
>>70533814
>>70534544
That explains it. I can't drink any alcohol due to a medical condition so I don't know this shit.
>>70534403
>>70534452
Why the fuck are you so butthurt. Are you Hillery shill team
>>70533941
That's an American Pint Glass, you uncultured swine. I don't expect muslims to know about drinking and other cultures though.
>>70534677
They don't serve food. They're just little hole-in-the-walls that blast loud music, have gritty bathrooms, and serve beers with the names and AC ratings on chalkboards. The same could be said about the coffee shops with Wifi and wheat grass.
>>70534740
Yes well your average people doesn't know how to drink wine properly or how to even hold the glass. Nobody's perfect
>>70534665
Guinness is good. Your nigger tastebuds must be too used to bbc if you don't like it.
>>70533324
t-thanks
>>70534748
That sucks man
what do you have?
>>70534940
>Guinness is good
Top kek anon
Even the Irish I know admit its an acquired taste to say the least
>>70534845
>Calling someone else a muslims that can't handle drink while simultaneously defending your tiny dutch beer glasses
>>70534665
>American calling any beer piss
This is hilarious stuff lads. Keep it up.
>>70534940
Niggers ironically enough don't like dark beers, all they drink is Heineken
>>70533324
>wants to lead the country
>doesn't even know how to pour a beer
s m h
You know based Trudeau can pour a proper beer amiright?
>>70533438
Shill for Hill
>>70534940
Its fucking shit 4% piss m8, its a memetier beer for fags who think they know what good beer is.
"Oh you drink budlight, not me i drink superior GUINNESS" Its the same fucking piss water
Its shit and youre shit.
>>70534394
I can't get drunk on Guinness because it's a filling beer and I'm neither a lightweight paddy the beer was made for, or a fat fuck that can guzzle enough to get drunk. And I'd rather drink water than Mick whiskey.
This douchnozzle is on the verge of becoming president, but all you are concerned with is how well she pours her beer, what kind of beer it is and other mundane bullshit
Ya'll are stupid as fuck....that is why she will win
>>70535024
>Thinking American beer consist solely of bud miller and sams.
>>70535053
Except guinness is a shit dark. Why not go or like a fucking oatmeal stout or imperial???
That irish shit water is awful
>>70535212
>Thinking American alcohol consists of anything but memes and piss
>>70533409
Too bad you didnt get first reply, because that is best reply.
>>70533324
fuckingdisgusting.jpg
>>70535279
>>70535111
What's your favourite drink m8?
>>70535162
calm down, dweeb
>>70535279
>Why not go or like a fucking oatmeal stout or imperial???
Where did I imply I like Guinness
>>70535299
>more world award winning craft breweries in Indiana alone than all of Europe
Sorry Nigel keep drinking your mass produced shit beers
>>70534141
>people kill for a job to sell beer at hipster punk rock bars
>Same with working at coffee shops
Hipster pussy.
>>70535444
>craft breweries
Oh. One of those lads.
>>70535122
>>70535111
>>70535053
>>70534992
You guys probably get drunk with vodka soaked tampons in the ass. Couldn't handle snorting a line of Irish master race Guinness because your pussy has too much sand in it. Call me a Mick bastard, fuckin' your American and British women is easy when you're a fine fuckin' specimen like me.
>>70533324
>nothing but head
>that shit is literally 90% just head
dear god...
As a professional brewer, this triggers me.
>>70534052
I don't know either. I also don't like beer. I'm 24. Give me a girly drink with a tiny umbrella in any day.
>>70535544
>Boston
>>70535544
>You guys probably get drunk with vodka soaked tampons in the ass
>drinking Guiness
>pic related
Well, she tried.
>>70535024
I drink my beer from either the bottle, a plastic cup, or the tap. Glass is pretentious.
Also, Bud and Pabst aren't the only American beers. For example, Highland Brewing Company in Asheville, North Carolina is the tits. Meanwhile you're drinking Guinness trying to convince yourself it's not the UK's bud light.
"I'm sorry Ms. Clinton, we don't serve Whitewater here"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzqcUK3dwWQ
>>70535780
>Glass is pretentious
I don't drink Guinness.
>>70535544
Do... do you think Guinness is strong, little guy?
She didn't even try to tilt the glass.
>>70535342
Uhhhh thats a tough one mang
IPA would be stone brewery
Heif would be Hoegarden
Pilz...that one is hard cant really decide
Recently im on an alcoholic rootbeer kick...its bretty tasty
Also Moscow mules are pretty dope and Texan whiskey neat.
>>70535388
:D
>>70535544
Fuck off you dirty potato nigger, Im a Slav you can keep the anglo whores you firecrotched retard
>HURRR GUINNESS IS SO GOOD ITS THE BEST THING EVER OMG YOU DONT DRINK IRISH SHIT WATER?!?!?! YOU ARNT MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE 4%
>>70535053
Interestingly enough this only holds true for the Common Alabama Bluegum. Purestrains apparently love the stuff. I thought it was just Jamaicans but apparently it's big in Africa in general.
>Guinness has a significant share of the African beer market, where it has been sold since 1827. About 40% of worldwide total Guinness volume is brewed and sold in Africa, with Foreign Extra Stout the most popular variant. The Michael Power advertising campaign was a critical success for Guinness in Africa, running for nearly a decade before being replaced in 2006 with "Guinness Greatness".[citation needed]
>The beer is brewed under licence internationally in several countries, including Nigeria,[107][108] the Bahamas, Canada,[109] Cameroon, Kenya, Uganda, Namibia, and Indonesia.[110]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness#Worldwide_sales
>>70535715
> has deformities and fucked up teeth due to inbreeding
> lecturing a genetic specimen on which fine alcohol to drink
> thinking the point of drinking is to get drunk
Turn 20 and then talk to me you git
>>70535544
Get some taste pleb
>>70535864
Guinness is weak but tasty as fuck
>>70535900
Why are you so angry about a kind of alcohol though?
Is that starbucks coffelatte?
>>70533324
>not even HD
>>70535664
Ya ill make sure to order you a fucking shirley temple with extra cherries
>>70535980
I hate guinness snobs...they ruin everything when you go out to the pub.
Without fail there is always that one asshole drinking it going on about the superior irish.
rage
>>70535900
>Alcoholic root beer
a bit too sweet for me but definitely pretty tasty
>>70535855
>Guinness is the only beer that goes in drinking glasses
How are you guys still a super power?
>>70536013
What a fucking stupid text to go with the image
>>70536096
Oh. You hate muh heritage retards. Well done. You've caught up with the rest of the world in that regard. Not sure why that makes you angry at Guinness and those that drink it, rather than those who MUH HERITAGE. Like you did earlier, now that I think about it.
>>70536130
Who are you quoting? Because it certainly isn't me.
>>70536130
>UK
>Superpower
>>70536130
I just realised your mistake. I was mocking you for saying "Glass is pretentious" with my image. I then said "I don't drink Guinness" in response to you saying "Meanwhile you're drinking Guinness trying to convince yourself it's not the UK's bud light."
I understand. Illteracy is probably a bitch to deal with.
>>70533915
#feelthebern
>>70534203
Wow, it's that easy, surely bartenders worldwide wouldn't have such trouble pulling shit pints.
>>70535900
Not only do I get my women, I get your women too! Luck of the Irish!
>>70535864
I already said it wasn't a strong beer you dumb twat. Us Irish don't feel the need to drink ourselves dry every night due to the depression caused by being fat and retarded like yourself.
>>70535279
Highland Brewing Company's Oatmeal porter is p dope famalam
>>70535928
>moving the goalposts because you made a stupid point
The reason I posted that was because you were talking about getting drunk on "Vodka soaked tampons"
But sure keep running with those goalposts my "genetically superior" friend
>pic related
>>70534052
>>70534282
>>70534539
I don't get it. I guess I remember hearing something about tilting the glass in some fashion to avoid foam, is that what you guys are so mad about?
t. NEET
>>70536118
Ya you know it seems to be a new fad so a few breweries here in Texas are doing it. There are a few that kinda take out the sweet taste and it has that undertone of rootbeer.
>>70536238
Its just Guinness drinkers m8, like i said they ruin everything when you go out to drink, always that one fag.
The only time normal people drink it is for irish carbombs
>>70534390
>yfw pajeet takes your job and you realize STEM is a meme.
>>70536410
>Us Irish
>Us
>Irish
>Us
Beer is the drink of plebeian scum.
Wine is the drink of patricians.
>>70536149
How would you caption it then?
Do you need to go ask your gf's sandnigger bull for input?
I'll wait.
>>70536452
>Irish carbombs
>Normal people drink
Sometimes I forget how meme your country is and then you say something like this and I remember.
>>70535404
god damn that cop looks bitter as fuck about being there
>>70536410
You don't drink yourself dry because paddies can't hold their liquor. Never met anyone of Irish decent that k ew how to pace them selves or could walk fine after their sixth beer. Bunch of pussies, the Irish.
>>70535024
>he's never had an american microbrew
>>70536216
>Eats New York pizza with a fork and knife
Oh, wait...I get it. Donald's hands are too small to properly hold the slice.
>>70536410
Ya im sure you do ya mick freckle faced fuck. Last run in i had with a fucking mick here in Texas i saw him walk into a bar, start chatting with a nigger, saying he doesnt like blacks
Few fucking drinks later the mick and nigger where hugging and singing together and shit, ya know an irish man is just a nigger turned inside out.
>>70536448
google it faggot...never pour a beer in public unless you know how
>>70536448
she's lucky it's not all foam
you're either supposed to let it run for a second before putting a glass, in a tilted angle, under it or do one of them fancy swigs to not let it foam up
>>70536541
I think you're forgetting something mate
>>70536613
>muh microbrews
lol
>>70536564
whats wrong with a fucking irish carbomb followed up with a redheaded slut or a 6 foot nazi?
I was never one of those reptilian conspiracy nuts but now I'm convinced that Hillary sleeps in an incubation pod and only emerges to deceive the hu-mans
>>70536541
TITS OR GTFO
>>70536524
I'm from Ireland living in the states you dumb cunt
>>70536452
There are better stouts to choose from but Guinness is still better than most pleb macrobrews.
>>70535900
>>70536118
Confirmed for delicious root beer master race
Shit's too good
>>70536629
>wearing an expensive ass suit
>eating greasy as fuck NY pizza with your hands
Nah. I'm a purist and even I don't blame him.
>>70536738
>macrobrews
>>70536686
>whats wrong with a fucking irish carbomb
Please lad. I wasn't scheduled for abs today.
>>70536737
Where in Ireland?
>>70533324
Let me get this straight; /pol/, a bunch of sperglords are sperging out about a politician not being a normie?
GOAT beer coming through
>>70536674
What m8? They're american and they're god tier.
Not my fault they aren't halal
>>70535855
>>>70535780
>>Glass is pretentious
>I don't drink Guinness.
>>70536334
>I understand. Illteracy is probably a bitch to deal with.
You tell me. It's a bitch to deal with illiterates, that much I know
>>70536130
>British
>Superpower
Nigga no memes, but what are you smoking?
>>70536423
ya its not bad....i remember having this double chocolate stout before that was good
>>70536738
Guinness is bottom of the fucking barrel
>>70536757
It really is too good...ill drink a 6 pack in about 20 min and its like 7%, dangerous drink that one
>>70536824
DOES IT OFFEND YOU?!?! Our drink names are the most politically incorrect shit ever.
>>70534992
I have hepatitis C. My older sister gave it to me when I was pretty young (12) and she (16) convinced me to do the whole "blood brothers" thing where you cut yourself and press each others wounds together. I don't know how she contracted it but we both have it.
We don't talk much anymore.
Anyway it causes my liver to slowly get fucked up and alcohol accelerates the process.
>>70536928
>usa
>superpower
>literally scared of russia and china
stay cucked, nigger.
>>70536503
the insecurity of an English major is real
>>70533760
>he had to ge a degre
jokes on you shit for brains I got all that an more without a degre. By the way you spelt degre wrong retard.
>>70537017
pffftttt hahahaha
>>70537071
>shitposting
>>70537071
>literally scared of russia
What is NATO?
>>70533760
>English "degree"
Well at least you publicly admit that you are literally a worthless parasite.
>>70536824
Why? So you can try and blow be up Achmed? Not falling for it sandnigger
>>70537071
Yeah we are scared of Russia and China, that's why were are sending carriers in their self claimed "territory" and B52s into their "no fly zones"
Fact is the US controls the seas and skies, and there's no country that could stop that.
>>70533760
It's not about pouring the pint, it's the way she holds it up afterwards thinking she's done a great job.
Absolutely retarded by any person's standards to think that isn't a terrible effort. It reflects poorly that she hasn't got a clue what a pint of beer looks like.
That's how out of touch she is with the real world and that's why it makes her look like an idiot who doesn't really give a shit about the average person and will therefore almost certainly represent them poorly when she gets to office.
>>70536794
>>eating greasy as fuck NY pizza with your hands
>I lack the fine motor skills to eat messy food and not soil my clothing.
Ok, buddy. Don't drown the next time you drink a glass of water.
>>70536824
>not dropping a 50/50 shot of Baileys and Jameson into 3/4 pint of guinness to guzzle it before it curdles
Do you even drink? I'd hate to see how you'd deal with New Jersey Turnpike, or any other cement mixer cocktails.
>>70533409
Second post best post
>>70536993
>DOES IT OFFEND YOU?!?!
No?
>He thinks that name is the "most politically incorrect shit ever"
Jesus lad. America sounds like an embarrassing place to live.
>>70537265
>Can't even think of a county or city to lie about
Top kek. MUH HERITAGE
>>70536837
Personally I'm annoyed about how pleased with herself over that abomination of a pour than her being unable to do it herself
I mean we all know Clinton is a useless cunt but this proves she's unaware of how fucking useless she is.
>>70537017
Shit man that's horrible.
but you might be able to get a drink in the next couple of years
http://www.webmd.com/hepatitis/features/cure
but if your sister fucking knew she had it when she done that.....
Man fuck I'd be livid.
>>70537265
>Im Irish
>I live in the US now
>Achmed is going to blow me up if I tell him where I stayed in Ireland
t. Sperglord
>>70536894
>Quote you
>Say my own thing about the rest of your post
>This is confusing to an American
Sad!
>>70537403
I'm not staying here forever dumbass.
>>70536560
I don't know, but I wouldn't use the
>Can't pour bear so can't rule the country argument
Because the two aren't related in any way, shape or form.
>>70537359
I know what an Irish Car Bomb is. Were you under the impression it's a super secret American only thing that nobody else knows about and that you need to explain it to show off that you know what it is?
>>70537393
Nah Texas is pretty fucking sweet place to live
Ya know we have guns, freedoms and muhammeds get dropped when they try some shit
Talking about embarrassing dont forget to bin that knife let your daughters get raped by those asain gangs and make sure you can watch it all on TV , go to have your telly license though
>>70534665
>cheap
>5.50 euros a pint in most pubs in Dublin
>he never even tried it
k
>>70537458
>quoting somebody only to make a comment about something else entirely
You guys watch too much Flying Circus.
>>70537534
Well it is an American cocktail, its not that crazy that you wouldn't know what it is.
>>70537610
Poland, we are of the same blood me and you.
And with that in mind, shut the fuck up, Guinness is shit and you know it.
>>70537495
So Achmed can now blow up entire regions of Ireland if you tell him you're from one of them?
You sound really insecure about ISIS when Paddy is probably setting up another bomb round the street
>>70536928
They're one of the 5 countries that leads the UN, essentially showing that they are a superpower. Why they are still a superpower? I don't know. That's why I asked.
>>70533324
Every person has seen how to pour a beer before, and someone who cant learn a really easy thing like this by seeing it 1 or 2 times shouldnt be president.
It is just holding the glass at an angle, i bet a chimp could learn it.
>>70537608
Don't forget about all of those Mexicans lad.
0.1% muslim here. 0.7% in Texas.
Tell me more lad.
>>70537621
>Not understanding how 4chan works
2new4skool.
>>70537637
There's a reason I've been mocking it the entire time. Why would I mock a random collection of words that I don't understand? Silly twat.
ONE OF US! SHE CAN DO MANUAL WORK TOO!
>>70537768
I don't know why you do most of the things you do mister bongistanian, like being a cunt for no apparent reason
>>70537768
>what is tejano???
Ya, our Imams support Trump, yours rape your daughters and advocate sharia
Want me to tell you more about our guns nnn shieettT???
>>70537727
I've spent 5 years in Dublin, I know what I'm talking about, you don't, you shut the fuck up, you're out of your element
>>70537731
Alright, what street is your mosque on then? Surely you aren't afraid to tell us what street you are on?
>>70535664
No one is surprised anymore Norway...
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/04/07/after-anal-rape-leftist-felt-despair-that-his-somalian-attacker-was-deported/
You're basically sweden a couple years ago.
>>70533851
Remember Jeb's photo op shopping for guac ingredients at Walmart?
>>70537895
Guinness is absolute shit and if you think its good you should shove a nitrogen ball straight up your arse.
The only reason its considered good is the fucking brand.
kurwa
>>70537534
I thought it was a sin to mix alcohol with anything outside of the USA. Mixed drinks are an American tradition from Prohibition, because Yanks can't drink white lightning neat.
>>70533851
This. They did the same with Sarah Palin being retarded when Biden was possibly even dumber (and racist) (though in fairness, Obama wisely told Joe to shut up and avoid cameras while Palin was opening for every McCain speech).
Or like with the Trump KKK comment where he clearly did not hear the question (he said "I don't know who David Duke is" several times and never said the word "KKK", so I really think he didn't hear "KKK").
For what it's worth, I think in the general Hilary will get more attention. I suspect the media is afraid to attack her because if Bernie gets the nomination he'll likely get the presidency and that's bad news for anybody with a positive net worth.
>>70537881
>Yours
0.1% muslim population here. No rape gangs here. No sharia here. No imams here.
>Want me to tell you more about our guns nnn shieettT???
I don't need you to. Pic related.
>>70537768
I'm rusty on my 4chan skills because I work. It's sad that you're proud you know this AMERICAN site better.
>>70533324
Beer is even more degenerate than weed.
>>70538150
>This entire post
That's some really poor damage control. And I think you know it.
>>70538001
You faggots are as bad as wine snobs. It's whatever you like. Would I rather only be drinking dogfish head aprihops? Yes, I would. I also enjoy a pbr, high-life, sam adams, and a collection of craft ipa's that goes on far too long. Why do faggots have to get into everything and actively try and ruin it with thei douchery? Just drink what you want fuck face.
>>70534539
because beer has ANYTHING to do with POTUS.
>wrong opinion
there is no reason to be upset at this.
>>70538120
Sure came in handy with Lee huh?? Ya know your boy that got beheaded in the street.
Meanwhile in Garland Texas two muhammeds get dropped at a draw muhammed contest.
also if those are your kids you clearly dont know how to handle a fucking gun
>What is trigger discipline
>>70538120
>That poor trigger discipline
disgusting
>>70533324
Women focused on career right there. What a pathetic creature
>>70537181
>hates the rich
Feel the Bern, right?
>>70537118
Haha yeah, if I were poor I'd be shitting myself right now.
>>70538267
BECAUSE LIKE I FUCKING SAID
Every damn time a nigger drinks Guinness at a fucking pub he goes on and on and bashes every other person not solely drinking guinness
>>70538300
Its the complete lack of self awareness
She looks so pleased with herself for that disgrace of a pint
She is completely oblivious. Thats the issue
>>70538221
It's damage control that I pointed out how you and-now-for-something-completely-different me and then point out that you're bragging about how you know the culture of this place so well. Bragging about your 4chan skillz is objectively sad, especially when you're using it as an argument point. It's not damage control, jusf pointing out how sad your argument is.
>>70533851
Mitt Romney is a shitty Mormon though. No one would care since Mormons aren't supposed to drink beer.
>>70534940
Guinness draught is one of the most overrated beers I've had
I don't mind it horribly, but it's overrated
Stout is better
>>70538267
>IPA
I don't like them, I feel like the market is saturated with hoppy beers. I like Pale ales enough, but I can't wait to go to a bar and not have half the taps be IPAs
>>70538302
Lee? Sorry lad. Don't know any Lee's that have been attacked here.
>If those are your kids
Americans are a special bunch.
>waiting until your muslims get uppity before dealing with them
Top kek.
>>70538310
>implying they're not shooting cunts out of frame as the image is taken
>>70538302
The chalk outlines were the best drawings at that cartoon contest
>>70538453
it's. beer.
next, you'll get mad that she doesn't know how to plug in a video game console, or that she doesn't know where the alternator is inside her jeep that she never actually drives.
stop getting upset over nothing, kids.
>>70538153
>he doesn't smoke the dankest weed while drinking quality high alcohol beers
You're missing out. It's one of the few degenerate acts I engage in
>>70538514
Your post was the equivalent of "you may have won the game of GTA but I won the game of life" lad. I wasn't bragging about my 4chan skillz. I was mocking yours.
>>70538620
mu nigga
>>70538643
>console
She would be a console pleb
>>70538300
She doesn't know how to do a simple task, yet wants to run the world as president. You see nothing wrong with that?
>SO WHAT IF SHE CAN'T TIE HER SHOES AND CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT A SITTER!!!
>THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW SHE WILL RUN THE COUNTRY!!!
>>70533409
>stealing my gag
wouldn't expect anything more from a filthy canuck
>>70538560
And youre a dirty prot on top of it all.
Bragging about being insufferable mick potato niggers eh?
>>70538739
tying shoes is in ANY WAY related to pouring a drink. yup, you got me.
>>70538529
Guinness draught is stout
>>70538543
I don't like the overly hoppy ones as well. I'm not gonna bash on someone for drinking whatever they like though.
>>70535837
Does anyone else wish they could dress like a ninja all the time?
>>70538659
>i know more about 4chins than you new friend roody poo
Okay, fruit cake.
>>70538852
They are both basic tasks.
>>70535505
>Hipster pussy.
>>70538831
>prot
Did you mean Prod? If so, I'm not a prod.
>We're so awesome we attack muslims when they attack us look how awesome we are because we hate muslims and we're not cucked by them
>You attack muslims and drive them out of your country on the regular without waiting for them to attempt murder? Th-that's n-nigger behaviour
Top fucking kek.
>>70538933
>I h-have a life NERD!
Okay, lad.
>>70538739
Nobody is really voting for Hillary, they just want Big Bill "Bubba" Clinton back in the White House.
>>70533324
No one cares about this dumb twat but Donald Trump eats pizza with silverware and he's a nazi apparently.
>>70538995
Last i checked you dirty fucking micks havent done shit, meanwhile we've been bombing some type of sandnigger for the last 15 years.
If youre a Catholic youre alright in my book otherwise fuck you potato nigger
>>70538968
no, they aren't. tying shoes, yes, but pouring a fucking beer? come on kid. grow up. waaah muh beer
>>70533324
>She poured a beer
MAKE THIS WOMAN PRESIDENT RIGHT NOW! I'M #HILLERYARTILLERY NOW!
>>70539225
>haven't done shit
98.3% white. 86% Christian. 0.1% muslims. What about you lad?
>Calling Irishmen "dirty fucking micks" and "potato niggers" but exempting Catholics
That's not the wisest protocol, if I'm honest lad. You'd spend a lot of time taking back your insults.
>>70538995
>unironically thinks nerd is an insult
>not knowing the geek chic trend of the past 9 seasons of Bazinga Bazango Theory
>proving my point in one post
The glow of your computer screen doesn't count as sunlight, and tge AC doesn't count as fresh air, fruit cake.
>>70538870
nope
>>70539419
Ill still call you a fucking dirty mick potato nigger, that and being alright in my book can be mutually exclusive
>>70533324
not in jail yet?
>>70534383
just gotta fuck man ass first
Why has nobody pointed out that you're supposed to vertical pour Guinness? You're just supposed to take like a minute to do it.
It was dumb of her to choose that beer for a photo op because if she'd poured it like a normal beer it'd've had no head and she'd look like an idiot, but if she poured it properly she'd have been standing there forever like an idiot.
>>70539474
>>unironically thinks nerd is an insult
You realise I was mocking your attitude with the "NERD!" comment, right? That illiteracy still causing problems, eh?
>>70539525
*inclusive
You didn't answer my question though.
>>70534681
being the original sjw
>>70537523
Why are you being such a massive faggot?
It's a sign of sloppiness, she should have been prepared. The whole point of these events is to show that the politician is not a complete outsider who can't relate to the average Joe.
Dukakis' tank photo and Miliband eating a sandwich like a retard both significantly impacted their respective campaigns.
>>70539419
>brags about lack of muslims
>not realizing it's caused by the troubles and how the "refugees" don't want to leave a country that bombs are dropped to a country where half the cars are rigged to explode at the turn of the key
>>70539504
yep
>>70539226
You really believe pouring beer is a difficult task? Ok faggot. Maybe if you suck enough dicks you'll find someone to do it for you.
>>70533324
Huh. That's an odd colour.
>>70533409
ZING
>>70535664
Skinkerytter?
>>70539631
Lol whatever you say, fruit cake. If you have to explain what your gibberish means every other post, then you're not the one speaking correctly, fruit cake.
>>70539734
Classic stuff. That's the England approach too.
>Englishman: HAHA AMERICA IS ONLY 60% WHITE SO KEKED!
>Norn: We're 98% white, so I wouldn't be bragging if I were you
>Englishman: WE'RE LESS WHITE BECAUSE WE'RE BETTER AND MORE APPEALING AND NOBODY WANTS TO GO THERE FUCK YOU INSHALLAH
Cracks me up every time.
>>70539627
She's out of touch and has no idea how the peons live their lives. Hillary doesn't even dress herself without her middle eastern slave (uma)
>>70539627
And over a spoon
>>70535404
>>70533467
Except Trump doesn't drink or do drugs either.
>>70539917
>If I'm consistently illiterate, then it's your fault!
Notice how nobody else has had any trouble reading my posts?
>>70540112
You don't need to drink to know how to pull a drink.
>>70539920
We keep ours relatively contained to certain areas. My county, for example, has only a 1% black population. The problem was that Booth killed Lincoln before he got a chance to send them back.
>>70540187
No, if you're consistently illiterate, it's your fault. Don't be saying it's my fault for your illiteracy, fruit cake.
>>70540331
>Everyone else can read the posts with no problems
>You can't
>This isn't your fault
You wouldn't happen to be a nigger or a feminist, would you?
>>70540268
kek what a webm
well memed nigger
>>70539696
>dem pants
Those feet! Good lord what happened?!
>knowing how to pour a beer is important.
Why? Fuck I don't and don't ever plan to drink, I'd probably get it wrong too.
Don't get me wrong I hate the bitch I just don't get why it's something you should have to know.
>ITT bunch of young adults and college age kids trying to profess their expertise of beer to each other to sound cool forgetting what the thread was even aboit.
>>70540440
Just because no one is paying special attention to you like mommy does doesnt mean other people can read your posts fine, fruitcake.
>>70541054
Oh lad, you crack me up. I hope you recover from your illiteracy. Good luck in life.
>>70541159
Luck is for people that need an excuse for their failure, fruitcake.
>>70541273
Well then I hope you work very hard on fixing your illiteracy. Maybe try a thesaurus or something too for some new insults.
Beerfags are way more annoying than stonerfags. Just look at this thread.
>>70538620
holy kek
>>70534425
Women aren't known for being very intellectual, you know
>>70541350
Whatever you say, fruitcake. Maybe stick to one argument instead of switching between "You're illiterate" and "you're not as good as me at 4chan maymays".
>>70540740
It isn't. Trump doesn't know how to pour a beer either
>>70533760
>Degree in English
obvious bait
>>70541971
I gave you the benefit of the doubt with the 4chan thing, but then you made sure I knew you were just illiterate. Have a nice day now, "fruitcake". Try not to get so bootybothered that you reply with some more of the same thing you've been repeating for the past 6 posts.
>hasn't driven a car since 1990
You think she's gonna know how to properly pour a beer?
>>70542152
Plenty of rich people, like actors, get normally worthless degrees just to study them
>>70533324
If it is Guiness or another stout, then often there will be a large head no matter what and you indeed pour around half let it set, and then finish it
>>70533381
>I'm a manchild who has never poured his own beer.
>>70533324
German here. This is why I hate her
>>70542197
Lol whatever, fruit kek
>>70542275
Someone gets it.
Why would I spend all that time learning engineering formulas and elementary functions if I don't need to work?
>>70543140
>Passive aggressive reply with the same insult in a sad attempt to get the last word
>>70533900
>Hillary and Obama had the same opportunities growing up
You're a cheeky cunt.
>>70543160
Well I guess good on you then, you have been very fortunate.
Inter Vivos Trusts should be illegal tb h
>>70533324
She's so happy at that shit pour.
Why didn't someone hit her and say "NO! BAD HILLDOG!"
Is that Guinness?
>>70535111
>>70535715
>the purpose of drinking good beer is to get drunk
gtfo you degenerate faggot
>>70534665
>>70534992
it's unique. if you are feeling like a guinness, then you get a guinness
>>70537017
don't they have a cure?
>>70535122
>filling
It's a light, albeit dark, beer
>>70535664
>phytoestrogens
>>70535979
this
>>70536853
too sweet
>>70538739
I'm more shocked that one of her handlers didn't show her how to pour a guinness/beer correctly or at least show her an infographic so she could at least have some idea what she was doing
>>70539711
yup
>>70540754
pot, meet kettle
>>70543604
Does that look like guinness you dong?
>>70543604
is there anything in that photo that would lead you to believe that's guinness?
>>70543604
That looks like a specific beer to that brewery. I'm going to jump to the conclusion that it's a bar brewery in Boulder Colorado.
>>70543987
No.
>>70544113
Yeah, Americans have an awful habit of appropriating Irish culture.
>>70544296
Thanks for the info.
>>70543417
>based Canadian
>hates the game, not the player
>>70541725
Intellectual isn't an adjective, you know. Though I agree with what you were trying to say.
>>70544296
Oh, nvm, it's in Wisconsin.
>>70544296
>bar brewery
you mean a brewpub?
>>70534040
Rename your picture.
>>70534040
You couldn't handle that much beer
That's why you all drink out of those plastic red party cups
>>70534040
>we drink out of those things
Wouldn't call passing out after having "one of those things" drinking, but hey Americans gotta start somewhere.
>>70540230
This
I've been bartending at home since I was 12. I don't drink, I personally think alcohol is disgusting, but I know how to make a cocktail or pour a beer.
>>70544649
>>70544751
>>70544767
nice hivemind, beer-buds
I'm pretty sure it's one of these beers. What one do you guys think? I think it's the brown Ale, or the Stout.
>>70544751
>>70544767
hive mind strikes again.
>>70544564
>Intellectual isn't an adjective, you know.
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/intellectual
Try reading, you know.
>>70544893
Is craft beer degenerate?
I prefer hard stuff but the culture around "craft" whiskey is pretty insufferable as well
>>70545491
I don't think beer is degenerate at all. Unless you're force feeding yourself garbage beer. Like Bud Light, or that Miller beer with only 20 calories and shit. I like beer that I like the flavor of. And I like Pisners, and Lagers the best. But I will try anything. I'm not a huge fan of IPA, but I have found some that I like.
>>70546004
> Pisners
kek
>>70545491
Only if it's all you drink
>>70533324
>Hey remember when I blamed Benghazi on some random video on youtube and got the uploader sent to jail?
>yeah me neither. Vote Hillary!
>>70545491
Craft whiskey? Is this a thing?
>>70534681
She failed the bar in DC
The bar is fucking easy and a basic requirement just to get a shit associate position at a firm
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