So.... Sweden just generously offered us /pol/lacks a phone number to talk to random Swedes.
This is truly progressive. And it is a tool that we, as tolerant /pol/lacks, should use and not abuse. :)
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/08/sweden-launches-phone-a-random-swede-hotline-but-dont-mention-the-chef
Anyone who feels the need to dial a Swede can use +46 771 793 336 to make a call, although it will be charged as an international phone call by the service provider.
I signed up for it. If i get a call I will tell them to send help i'm being gangraped
Waiting for your calls, faggots.
>>70515739
i got a call from an amerifag last night lmao
joined thursday havent got a calll yet
>>70515739
So do Swedes volunteer for this or are they subjected to calls from random strangers?
>>70516798
volunteer, according to these guys
>>70516771
>>70516710
>>70516676
>>70516623
I'm guessing the majority aren't thoroughly redpilled, though.
We must fix this!
Get some skype credit (or if you're a richfag who already has a phone with international then use that)
then record with vocoroo!!
>>70516856
anyone tried dialing from a google hangout? i know the calls are only for free in the US but still
ITT: /pol/ phoning /pol/
>>70516856
you are a retard, there is local US number that redirects to the app same for many other countries
check your fucking info before tardposting
shit got an ausfag
>"But Wilma, a student just outside of Stockholm, says she already had a call from India on Friday morning before we phoned."
>"Some ask about the toilets in Sweden."
This can't be a coincidence
>>70516958
They should do this for more countries. I'm sure more people would be calling if they didn't have to pay an international call fee.
I'm a Swede! Does /pol/ want to ask me any questions? :D
>>70515739
> indians asking about toilettes
and i'm dead
That shit costs you 1€/minute. Don't call
>>70517539
Thank you
some faggot swede just told me that muslim immigration isn't an issue
>>70517539
>>70517748
it's free for Americans :^)
a swede just called me Hitler because I am from Hungary and I approve the fence.
>>70517997
You should state some facts about Muslims if you get one of those on the line.
Muslims hate gays, jews, other religions and don't respect women's rights. Mosques have been exposed several times for spreading hate and telling people not to integrate in to society.
Muslim immigrants rarely work and live of welfare. Etc.
>sign up hoping to counter troll some /pol/acks
>only call is from a little Russian girl who just asks about everyday stuff
>don't have the heart to troll her
This didn't work out as I had expected at all.
>>70516623
You have a Swedish number?
>>70518345
based hungary
>>70518413
How did you sign up?
>>70517539
>Anyone who feels the need to dial a Swede
>>70518413
d'awwww
it's actually cute to think a little Russian girl would call to learn more about the world a round her.
Very nice!
>>70518413
>You should state some facts about Muslims if you get one of those on the line.
>Muslims hate gays, jews, other religions and don't respect women's rights. Mosques have been exposed several times for spreading hate and telling people not to integrate in to society.
>Muslim immigrants rarely work and live of welfare. Etc.
Truly a result of our intolerant WHITE society, we must make them feel more welcome so that they can reform to be more like all us other swedes! Attend ramadan today!
>>70517539
SWEDES ARE AT IT AGAIN
>>70518413
Rape capital of the world
>>70518434
Yea i am swedish
Don't see how this is "progressive" and all that meme shit. This is a pretty cool idea. It's like chatroulette or omegle but with phones. Me and my friends have had lots of fun with this. My friend has been called by a radio show in Montana (burgerland). I have been unable to register because there are too many people that are doing it.
He got tired of being called every 10 minutes so he let me take a couple calls. One dude was some kind of sandnigger sweaboo from Dubai living in Egypt. He spoke perfect English and was very polite. He kept going on about how he thought of himself as an honorary swede. He said he loves Ikea and drives a Saab and he had recently bought his girlfriend a Volvo. He said he had wanted to visit Sweden some day as a tourist.
The Swedish Tourist Association made this service to boost tourism. I think it's a really interesting type of advertisement for tourism but it will probably also attract more immigrants (both the wanted and the unwanted).
This a golden opportunity to drop some redpills.
Let's get to work, boys.
>>70515739
they did the same thing in Molenbeek a couple of weeks ago, you had a number and you could talk to a random guy living in Molenbeek, all to show Molenbeek isn't all that bad.
Then the Brussels bombings happened
so wait since i am swedish its free for me to call or what?
>>70517269
Can you tell me more about your amazing chef?
>>70519983
It's free to get called by a random person across the globe. You just need to sign up for it.
>>70519983
Holy shit I didn't even consider that I could call another Swede haha. If it doesn't let us call the number directly maybe it works if we call one of the other numbers for other countries.
see >>70517178
>>70519989
Börk Börk Börk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdwDZu2wc9w
>>70519804
This to be honest. If its a random Swede, you might end up with someone who is already red pilled anyway. Or someone in the North where the numbers of immigrants are near zero.
>>70519804
Another way of thinking about it is being told to suck another guy off after you've already been tied down and are being raped.
>>70520346
How?
>>70518413
Got any idea how those people would respond if you go like "I approve of immigration because liberal values have gone too far, I can't wait for islam to grow dominant so that Europe can revert back to a conservative male-dominated society that takes a hard-line stance against feminists, gays and atheists"? The liberal types are the ones who have the most to lose with immigration, but they tend to reject opposing opinions if you get too preachy about them. So I started wondering if anyone's ever tried a different kind of a tactic, and whether that kind of an argument has any chance of shaking the worldview of these people (haven't tried it myself).
>>70519804
Agreed, it seems like a pretty nice idea and I don't have an issue with it.
>>70515739
oh boy
i bet jorg jorgennsen can't wait to have a bunch of random butthurt /pol/fags call him a cuck
sweden yes
>>70515739
>please get an aussie
>please get an aussie
>please get an aussie
>>70517178
Its probably for the best that they left out Australia.
The shitcalling would be too much.
called to swede, he called me xenophobic maniac and started crying. it was a guy.
>>70521230
Don't be such a spoilsport.
>>70521056
While this does make sense from a tourism industry perspective as you've pointed out, what it really does is add a whole new level of cultural subversion. Like apparently forcing unwashed masses of invaders in wasn't enough.
What kind of things actually piss off Swedes?
>>70521490
Well I had a Swedish woman come teach in my school and I punched her in the face twice (not on purpose) and each time she apologized.
But what got one of her kids upset was when I said something that was not technically correct.
>>70521490
Danish people
>>70521621
>I punched her in the face twice (not on purpose)
What the fuck?
>>70521710
>Danish people
So maybe tell them I travelled around Europe and Stockholm is horrible and filthy compared to Copenhagen and that Swedes were extremely rude compared to Danes?
>call number
>someone answers
>first thing they say is "Allah's mercy be upon you"
>I hang up
JUST
>>70521886
Say that you really don't like the way Swedish sounds and that Danish is a beautiful language. The Danish language is terrible and any swede should be triggered by hearing it.
>>70521956
Record it fgt
>>70522082
I'll try it out. I do honestly think Danes sound better than Swedes when speaking English though.
>>70521710
Well, one moment you were thinking nobody's face was going to be there, and then all of a sudden you just punched her in the face. It was like that, and on two different occasions.
I was mortified, but it made me slightly more popular because most of the time she was preaching UN save the world save the wales multiculi bullshit. This was a bit before the global warming meme got really big.
>>70522082
>>70521886
This won't work at all. Talk about that u want to go to Sweden with your gf but you are afraid some1 will try to rape her. After all it's the rape capital of the world.
>>70522216
The fuck? Why are you punching the air near where someone's face could be?
>>70522315
Anon please, he's clearly autistic.
Don't bully.
>>70522315
Let's just say those two times were the only times I've ever punched somebody in the face without meaning to do so.
Why are we still acknowledging Swedestan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqRtcu8I7iA&feature=youtu.be
>>70522567
>*tips fedora*
>>70520143
why are swedes so delusional? your "culture" and "country" are shit
>>70515739
Can we text? Wonder how many swedebros play warframe and are up for lots of bants while shooting jews/genetic mutants.
>>70522082
You crafty , sir.
>>70515739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1686KIyrryB
>>70515739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu
>>70524770
That Nigerian one was so good but the second one was just mean
>>70525475
why does adelaide have nordic flag
>>70525583
Cause someone needs to carry on the white legacy when the nordic countries become caliphates
>>70525475
Who the hell decided to go with that awful striped gold trip?
>>70525784
no bully pls
>>70525784
Meant 'trim"
>>70525784
Our cities flag used to be this on a white background till some cunt changed it
>>70526049
thats literally Ålands flag
>>70524770
>here in nigeria we dont like the gay no no no
my fucking sides
>>70517539
Only one euro for one minute, its not like you talk for 24 hours.
>>70525475
That's a fucking shit nigerian accent, he sounds like a mix between apu and an egyptian.
>>70526049
Wow that's faggy as fuck lol
>>70518345
Well, nowadays who isn't butt-cheek spreading, far left open borders progressive ultra-tolerant liberal is a Hitler so it doesn't surprise me anymore.
>>70524770
why is canada so rude
>>70524770
wtf the nigerian syrian refugee
>>70526583
They're still mad that Justin "It's 2016 and you don't let a black man fuck your wife? like duhhh?" Trudeau didn't legalize weed which is the only reason they voted for him.
>But Wilma, a student just outside of Stockholm, says she already had a call from India on Friday morning before we phoned.
>“Some ask about the toilets in Sweden."
guys...
>>70521710
Luk din stinkende kusse, kælling!
stop phonecucking sven and get out there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoJenvWWlh8
>>70517044
POO
>>70521710
it's okay, we hate you even more
>>70526583
Canadians are fucking assholes the politeness thing is a meme.
>>70519804
>sandnigger
>honorary Swede
Nobody ever doubted that
>>70515739
is this one of those things where i'm supposed to call you and be impressed if you don't blow up from a homemade pipe bomb during the conversation?
Who are you trying to convince here Sweden; the world, or yourself?
>>70520143
more?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7
http://vocaroo.com/i/s149RsdSqvCA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03OwVKQ4eqU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02HPfmgCvcu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsUd6xtn0n
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTCXBji62n
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
moar vocaroos guyz
>>70520143
This is so Bernt unt der Rätsel
the best ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6PrLAXd_Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyR8L0nMeUI
>>70526247
i think the poster was greek.
a swede won't know the difference.
>>70517269
Want to join me and bring communism back?
3 called last hour but when they hear me they hang up
>>70519317
what the fug pekka
>>70515739
apparently the reason for this was to celebrate them being a democracy and not a brainwashed authoritarian regime.
But.... The irony being that their entire population is brainwashed endlessly from a young age to think all the horrible shit they're doing to themselves is ok.
Pretty funny. You don't need whips and weapons to keep a population doing whatever you want as long as you get em while they're young'
>>70517178
Calling Sweden costs less than calling locally for me. What the fuck Vodafone.
>>70515739
Facts to bring up;
-In 2015 there were over 200 people killed in grenade attacks
-Their firefighters need police escorts to enter immigrant controlled areas in Malmo and Stockholm
-Their government is profiting off the refugees, asylum seekers and immigrants, who are housed in their politicians privately owned rental properties while native swedes get kicked out, because the migrants get hundreds of Euros worth in rent payments - this has made many millionaires!
-Literally ethnic warfare between different groups of migrants, somalis and ethiopians, kurds and turks
>>70521230
That's a Danish name you american pig
>>70521621
This is why americans shouldn't be allowed into civilized countries
>>70537779
I don't know, apparently you're doing good business with Ikea selling "blanda bowls" right at the doorway.
>>70521886
Tell them that you liked Denmark better because there was less immigrants and beggars.
Either you will become friends with person you're speaking you, or they will be heavily triggered.
>>70519951
ah yes, so progressive
>>70532852
kek
>>70518345
Hungarian posters are the fucking best
