http://nypost.com/video/a-killer-planet-is-rapidly-heading-towards-earth/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow
WORLD IS GONNA END IN 1 MONTH
>>70424350
>tfw dying as a virgin
Remember when the world was going to end because of the LHC last year? Good times :^)
>>70424350
>The world is ending yet again
good riddance
>>70424350
fuck off
>>70424664
Good times
Finally
>>70424350
good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeczQNqSkUQ
"A MYSTERIOUS planet that wiped out life on Earth millions of years could do it again, according to a top space scientist.
And some believe the apocalyptic event could happen as early as THIS MONTH.
Planet Nine – a new planet discovered at the edge of the solar system in January - has triggered comet showers that bomb the Earth’s surface, killing all life, says Daniel Whitmire, of the University of Louisiana."
as of right now Saturn nor the satellite orbiting it has been affected by this planet. Those would be one of the first signs of it making its way closer to Earth.
Of course this is sensational bullshit, it's coming from nypost for fucks sake. Wait a few months or even next year some time, and if Saturn or Cassini are influenced by a gravitational pull or what-have-you then you can begin pissing your pants. until lose your virginity finland >>70424572, you don't want to wait until 2018.
>>70424922
This video is therapeutic
>>70424350
We must move into mine shafts and bring women for breeding.
I wish.
>>70424350
Daily reminder that all "the world is gonna end" threads are full of shit and are never true.
Screen cap to mock in the future
>>70425121
I'll watch for it in the next big Hollywood production
>>70425685
4.5/10
After further lurking
I found out that Planet Nine might not even exist.
The Astronomers are now actively hunting for it but haven't been able to detected
So there might be a possibility
>>70424350
Dont worry, earth is flat. A vast outer space doesn't exist. We are in a domed fish bowl.
>>70424922
/comfy/ as fuck
>>70424715
Isn't this your plan?
>>70426117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXtVlYjyT0I
sure m8
>>70426236
>Ending your own source of income for petty revenge
>>70426478
you're terminating white male(your primary source of income) for a world full of people who hates you, so...
>>70426478
>Ending your source of revenge for petty income
>>70426271
Just a piece of sky falling.
So is this 9th planet supposedly the same thing as that planet conspiracy-theorists are always going on about, Nibiru?
If so, I guess I should finally play through Skyrim. Been trying to do a full playthrough for 3 years now and always said I would do so before I die.
>>70427424
>playing Skyrim
at least play something better bro; Dark suols 3 is just coming out, if your PC can play Skyrim there's no way it won't play that too.
>>70424350
It really isn't. The emperors new clothes a planet does not make.
>>70424922
Name of Opera song?
>>70424922
GOD FUCKING WHY SHIT MY LUNGS
>>70426877
but them shekels
>>70426478
>pray to baal
>baal actually returns in the form of kek and obliterates earth
was getting obliterated part of your plan?
>>70424572
I could give a bj tonight
>>70426619
>Implying the livestock love the farmer.
Like it fucking matters what someone thinks of you when you control them. KYS - actually no, don't, we want more tax shekels :^)
>>70427626
Ave Maria by Franz Schubert
>>70427914
>implying in a world full of arabs there won't be riots and gibmedat every single day.
>>70424922
This is seriously oddly therapeutic... Wtf man
>>70427946
Love you burgerbro...
>>70427626
Ave Maria
"Ellens dritter Gesang composed by Franz Schubert and performed by Daniel Perret (Zürcher Sängerknaben (Zurich Boys Choir)) in 1995."
>>70424350
Something natural destroying the earth in our brief lifetimes would kind of confirm god exists and is a cunt.
>>70426877
Some people exist to be served. Either they are served by the cattle or they die. They would literally rather die than have it any other way, is psychologically ingrained - way beyond changing.
If the world is going to become something that's of no use to them, they'll be the first to kill themselves, guaranteed.
If something else was going to take that world from them, they'd just turn it into something that'll never serve anything, out of spite. Then kill themselves.
>>70427626
Ave Maria... Literally the first two words m8
That video is obviously humour.
>>70425685
you cheeky cunt, well played
>>70426117
Thanks I feel better now
We didnt see this planet until very recently, I highly doubt that it is anywhere near us at the moment
>>70424350
>>70424664
Remember Jade Helm? A late August global economic crash? A mid September meteor strike wiping out all life from the planet? CERN and it's allegorical connections to some Satanic deity poised to wreck havoc upon the Earth? A Russian nuclear strike deployed on the East Coast in three strategic points? Remember all the gold bullion and supplies you were supposed to stock up on?
Nope? It's just me?
Check
>>70428697
Remember2012?
Remember 2000?
Remember 1000?
>>70428451
this
Matter of fact, It wasnt even observed, its existance is still very much speculation combined with some theoretical calculations about the effects of its gravity, to the point that NASA still hasnt recognized it.
>>70429088
I believe my doubles confirm our troubles lads. Earth is kill.
>>70427626
>He doesn't know
100% Triggered
>>70429088
Pack it up guys, dubs have saved us all.
>>70425121
>>70424350
>thinking that anything ever could wipe out humans ever
We'll build a new fucking Earth if it comes to it. Face it; this solar system is way too fucking comfy for us to ever need to worry about our existence too much.
>>70424350
I hope so
>>70424993
Oh for fucks sake. Imagine if that research paper were never published. Then the spook who keeps posting these "end of the world XD" articles wouldn't exist
>>70424664
Don't forget Harold Camping back in 2011. They had billboards up everywhere for the rapture.
