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TRUMP GENERAL: PLAYED THEM LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE EDITION


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>MISSOURI CAUCUS IS TOMORROW
https://www.missouri.gop/election-2016/

>VOLUNTEER FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR:
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/volunteer

>For the PA Trumpers - STAY INFORMED
>You will be voting for a DELEGATE on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NfzyoWfwqjrYbc5Xqb9lyerxztNxLuZDzwPBarYZJFA/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com

>DELEGATES Big Don: 759/wow butter: 517/Ruboto: 173
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

>Latest Banter:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

>CruzSexScandal Updates:
http://cruzsexscandal.com/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Bethpage, NY 4/6/16
https://youtu.be/PCarMsa1Dxw
>Rally Superior, WI 4/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtD61slcZck
>Rally La Crosse, WI 4/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C63d7NRx9Mk
>Rally West Allis, WI 4/3/6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooN-iQXV_qY

INTERVIEWS
>Scott Brown interviews Donald Trump 4/8/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amh5X_QVJ5E
>Trump takes questions outside of Wisconsin polling place 4/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xSejIoO6vU
>Ivanka on Hannity 4/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH7dku4DmUY
>Trump on Fox and Friends Wisconsin primary/ diner interview 4/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlWyPMXNYVo
>Trump on Hannity 4/4/16
https://youtu.be/n3MegxZqdAc

ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump Supporters Outside Trump Rally NY
https://youtu.be/6W4k1FE61e8
>CNN Host SHUTS IT DOWN as Trump Supporter Links Hillary Clinton to Pedophile 4-5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qtgvaszf9s
>BREAKFAST WITH TRUMP
https://youtu.be/S6vzP8YIBGQ
>Ignorant protesters BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8WSMufO5WwblayeHk2Gm1gA1y4kaKcdu

>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

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MOVEMENT
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America will never be great as long as a single person on this planet lives in poverty.
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First for world leadership.
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Reminder that he's lost 4 of the last 5 primaries
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>remaking memes
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Awoooovement.

Gentlemen.
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UMAROOVEMENT!
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It's time to MAGA
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Daily reminder that Angela's cruzsexscandal blog is full of lies and damages Trump's brand and Scott Adams' blog is fucking glorious and exalts Trump.
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>>70400257
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>>70400243
Shut the fuck up Bernie you can't have my money
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>>70400165
>MISSOURI CAUCUS IS TOMORROW
https://www.missouri.gop/election-2016/

What? I thought we already won Missouri.
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What sort of governmental situation / policy do you think would cause a desperate enough situation that there would be a military coup?
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>>70400165
>>70400165
>>70400165
NEVADA FOR TRUMP!!!!

WELCOME BACK NEIGHBOR
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>>70400318
The primary is done, but the delegate caucus is tomorrow. MO faggots need to get their asses out there to make sure that Trump's delegates get in.

It's shitty. I wish every state was WTA like based FL
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CAN YOU EXPLAIN WTF THIS MO CAUCUS IS YOU SHITTY OP
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Can someone show me how Trump still have a chance to get the required 1237?

I can't seem to crunch the numbers myself.
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>>70400380
Thanks!
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>>70400318

To elect the people who will attend the CONVENTION and vote. Trump supporters have to attend or else Rato will put his cronies in.
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>>70400426
See >>70400417
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Cant wait for the Rat to get blown out on April 26 super Tuesday
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>>70400165
Calling all Trumpeters

Go to the link and vote DOWN Donald Trump to say that he is NOT a problem.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-80/
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>>70400318
We won the primaries. This is a caucus.
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>>70400249
>A
>Fucking
>LEAF
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>>70400431

G-d bless Reno.
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>>70400249
You are a retard

>A FUCKING LEAF
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>>70400427
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/donald-trumps-path-to-1237-is-not-mission-impossible

From the man himself
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>>70400243
>So lets just make everyone poor
Nice try Bernie
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>>70400165

Live voting in CNN poll, still active:

http://www.cnn.com/specials/politics/cnn-politics-live-vote
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>>70400417
Can you make me an awoo for California pls?
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Damn, Missouri giving 37 to Trump? Noice.
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http://www.thegreenpapers.com/P16/CO-R

>letting Colorado slip past your radar

Good goyim, enjoy pic related as the nominee.

Manafort better be in a hotel in Colorado.
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DAILY REMINDER:

RADIO HOSTS, AND CONSERVATIVE AUTHORS ARE RECEIVING CAMPAIGN SUPER PAC MONEY TO SHILL FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT

MARK LEVIN, BEN SHAPIRO, GLENN BECK, RUSH LIMBAUGH, DANA LOESCH, HEW HEWITT ETC... TO THE TUNE OF $500,000+ IN SOME CASES

>https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/04/07/the-paid-dc-shills-continue-erick-erickson-now-attacks-paul-ryan-primary-opponent/

>http://dailycaller.com/2016/04/08/gop-establishment-money-funding-mark-levin-glenn-beck-erick-erickson-to-attack-trump/
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>>70400500
>>70400495
Yeah yeah im a leaf LOL xD. But drumpf is slipping fast. He won't even win the nomination lol
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>>70400349
Socialism / Communism. Holy shit are these people stupid to support #feelthebern. Outside of that anything that directly takes away our ammendments or constitutional rights (gun grab, no more freedom of speech, etc). But it would have to be direct and blatant in such a way that even the most bluepilled of fucks would go "wait what no thats bad it no is very good gonna fight you now lol".
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>>70400606
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>>70400417

>there will never be awoo maga for Singapore
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Its ok anon, we have Michael Savage shilling for Trump. He apparently has the largest base in talk radio.
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>>70400574

Those delegates are not directly tied to Rato. If he gets eliminated, they go for whoever they want.
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>>70400591
He's got plenty of delegates coming up in states where white people live next to colored people. Not even worried.
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>>70400591
Nah.
Don't think so
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- Sunday, April 10, 2016 -
Rochester, NY

JetSmart Aviation
3:00 PM

* * *

Donald J. Trump for President Rally in Rochester, NY

Doors Open at 12:00 PM.
- Monday, April 11, 2016 -
Albany, NY

Time Union Center
7:00 PM

* * *

Donald J. Trump for President Rally in Albany, NY

Doors open at 4:00 PM
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Bill Maher calling out Michelle Fields BS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXJRlgQcV0M

It's glorious when the left eats itself
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>>70400489
>>70400417
>>70400455
That is dumb. Really dumb.

>>70400489
This post and >>70400455
this one seem to contradict eachother
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>>70400646
>Bernie vs Trump, Who is more Violent! (Social Experiment)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeOkybuCXX0
Check out the original video.
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>>70400165
Ted Cruz Wins Majority of Delegates in Colorado

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/09/us/politics/ted-cruz-wins-majority-of-delegates-in-colorado.html
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>>70400667
Do you really think Rato is ever going to drop out? This nigga's sole mission is to get a contested convention, getting to 1237 or anywhere near it is irrelevant to him as long as Trump doesn't get it and he can fuck Trump over in the state caucuses and conventions to place his little ratling delegates in the place of the "Trump" delegates
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>>70400654
You had Lee Kuan Yew busting commies and encouraging commerce for thirty years, dawg. If anything this is our chance to have someone like him.
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>>70400243
America is not responsible for fixing the world.
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Is that anon who sells the hats internationally here?
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>>70400709
>Local caucus
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>>70400684
>>70400685
>poll numbers plummeting
>drumpf starts losing all the time
>increasingly worried trump supporters
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>>70400701

Only paid media shills 'believed' in that bitch's fake accusation.
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>>70400796
Then America isn't great.
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>>70400844
>>2016
>>Unironically using drumpf
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Vicente Fox, former President of Mexico, everybody.
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>>70400875

Fuck off you Hernia shill. America first.
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>>70400875
America can be great, just not every other country too
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>>70400875
see
>>70400539
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>>70400893

>Cant even link to the current year
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>>70400764

>niggers, degenerates and sk8ertards being violent

>muh racism muh bigotry muh fascism
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>>70400844
>poll numbers going higher in NY
>polling 10%+ in every upcoming state
>focused on pooling delegates from corrupt states
>not a leaf

Looking pretty good for us, I'm sorry for your concern.
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>>70400875
>America must force monks and gurus to forsake their vows of poverty
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I noticed Trumpfags are more scared of Bernie than Hiliary?

Is it because they know Trump cannot win against Bernie in a head to head race? Is this why they are constantly shilling Anti bernie propaganda instead of Hillary?
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>>70400701
I can never tell this guy's political ideology, some episodes I see him being a huge libcuck and others he is calling out libcucks.
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>>70400915

What a pathetic waste. Any true Mexican Nationalist would want strong borders as well.
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>>70400654
If it's any consolation, Singapore is one of my favorite countries. Degenerates get so BTFO there. It truly is glorious.
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>>70400915
Mexico - #1 global exporter of salt
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>>70400984
>Trumpfags are more scared of Bernie than Hiliary
Top kek what? Its literally the opposite
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>rato now 31% in california

how? literally nobody i talk to even knows who he is
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If majority of Americans do not like Drumpf, then why are Drumpf leading the polls and winning the majority vote?
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>>70400782

He's going to have a very hard time justifying staying in the race, plus people will see that the frontrunner is far ahead and begin to bandwagon.
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>>70401032

Polling suggests otherwise.
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>>70401000
He's a massive libcuck, but he's also a pretentiously intelligent """""""comedian""""""" who likes to call people out because it's funny.
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>>70400915
>he thinks his opinion matters
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>>70400915

what's his problem?

He's not mad because he got stumped on the international stage is he?
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>>70400701
>Cathy Griffin, "what about the time when the security choked out the Time magazine guy. What about that?"

Someone should tweet this plastic whore and let her know she was 1000% wrong.
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>>70401050
the cubans
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>>70400984
I'm not scared of either. I want him to run against Bernie, though, because that would be a good race. Hillary would immediately start showing off pictures of Bill at pedo island with Trump's face taped over, and the media would swallow it. She would run a nasty campaign.

Of course, she'd be busted in the end, but Trump vs Bernie is what America is all about.
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>>70401070
Because its just the republican party nomination. Fucking idiots...
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>>70400783

We're becoming more progressive everyday.

Please help.
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>>70400915
>not even president yet and he's already making other world leaders salty
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this guy left as soon as he saw me.
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>>70401171
>literally the British Fascist emblem
Don't worry about it.
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>>70400165
KIDS ARE CRUEL TRUMP, AND I'M VERY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD
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>>70401099
Bernie isnt getting the nomination and polling for the GE before the GE is retarded and inaccurate.
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>>70400984
We like to make fun of bernie cause his supporters are on the internet, that and he is an easy target standing no chance against hillary
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>>70401081
Honestly I can see that argument but I think he he DOES drop out, he'll do it on June 7 when Trump secures the Republican Nomination.

He will get fueled by rich idiots throwing their money at him in a feign attempt to stop Trump. Honestly eventually he'll be lucky to win Nebraska because he will have a hard time justifying his presence.

After April he is going to be in the same club as John Kasich.
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>>70401123
Yeah that irked me pretty hard too
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>>70401189
>awoo shirt
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>>70400915
That just makes me embarrassed for Mexico.
Which is saying something, because they generally have plenty to be embarrassed about.
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>>70401171
Do you silly chinks even know what you're doing?
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>>70401007

I'm glad you think so but recently we have a lot of liberals and students who are educated in Australia and UK pushing for "libshit" rights and spreading western liberal propaganda to the people online. They'd get arrested on the streets of course.
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>>70401050
>Primary on June 7th
I think he'll be fine. Anyone referencing Cali polls right now are concern trolls.
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>>70401171
Is that the BUF symbol!? That's literally a fascist symbol. Are people just running out of original symbols to use? Are they just going to start copying and re-purposing old symbols? It's like the swastika all over again.
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>>70400961
There was another video of a Bernie shill dressing up as a Trump supporter and running around a New York park full of schoolkids. Gets attacked and has his sign torn, runs into a Starbucks like a retard and cuts in line (gets kicked out while yelling "MAGA!" or something), and harasses random ladies walking around with strollers. Unironically complains that he can't find a single Trump supporter in a park full of underage kids and after making an ass of himself.

The Bernie shill finally finds a Trump supporter at the end of his heavily editted video and the Trumpbro gives him a thumbs up. The asshole kid says "HEY LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING FUCK TRUMP! VOTE BERNIE!!! YEAAAH!!!" and throws down a MAGA cap and stomps on it, and rips his already ripped sign, and throws it in the Trumpbro's face. Trumpbro just walks away. Dumbass kid goes "LOL SURE SHOWED HIM! VOTE BERNIE! YEAAAH!!!"

literally the biggest cuck I've ever seen

I'd link it but I can't find it.
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>>70401099
What fucking polls?
Bernie has no chance of winning against Hillary let alone Trump
Hillary actually stands a substantial chance of beating Trump
Bernie would be fucking slaughtered by Trump, can you imagine the debates?

"Wall Street blah bla-" "BERNIE IS A MESS" *cheers*
"s-sorry Mr Trump"
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>>70401253
stop it faggot
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>>70401274
I just got it in the mail a few days ago.
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>>70400984
>scared
Try annoyed, you fuckers run around trying to shut down all of our rallies and quoting John Oliver 24/7. Bernie already lost to Hillary, we just like to make fun of you guys since you're all ugly as fuck hipsters who insist on jumping into our crosshairs.
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>>70400818
Hello friend.

Use this:
http://www.shopmate.auspost.com.au

You can buy them yourself, directly from the website.
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>>70400243
We're going to make America great again, but we're not stopping there. We have a solar system to explore and a galaxy to conquer. We're going to play vidya, fap to anime and shitpost in space. The eternal agitators and predatory types that like to badger and rob each other can stay down here and be miserable. We want something greater and we're not going to be stopped.
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>>70400984

I honestly hope that Bernie does win. Maybe for once since the days of our founding father we can have an honest election. Also that would guarantee Hillary would not be President, which is the absolute worst case scenario.

When America has to choose between capitalism and socialism, I'm fairly certain capitalism wins.
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>>70401297
Let's just hope it stays that way. As long as you don't give them even an inch, you'll be okay. But if you give in to even the tiniest of demands, it's all ogre.
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>>70401283

Yes we do.
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>>70401387
Thanks senpai
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My obsession with Donald Trump and his family has become borderline inhuman, and more accurately religious, as it were. According to early century astrological clerics, there is no greater connection with a human being than the convergence of cosmic sexual intersecting. To achieve this, I dedicate a day of the week to relieve myself to my imagination's interpretation of a certain Trump family member.

On Monday, I start off with Donald Trump Jr. Articulate, confident, rugged, and humorous. His slicked back hair is subject of my fantasies and allow me to release with angst and fury.

On Tuesday, I engage with celestial thought fantasies with Tiffany Trump. Slender, young, tight, and sassy. Her naive and youthful nature practically serve an overt orgasm that stretches beyond the stars.

On Wednesday, I start to reach the intermediate stages of my cosmic connection with Trump, and I treat myself to thoughts of Melania. Seductive, intelligent, well traveled, and limber. I imagine her courting me with glossolalia, which adds depth to my orgasm never achieved before.

On Thursday, I dig into my inner self for guidance and endurance, and no one better to help with that than Eric Trump. Tall, cunning, with a razor sharp wit, makes the perfect cocktail of sexual indulgence.

On Friday, I am in the home stretch, and I need help. The perfect candidate to relieve myself to is none other than Ivanka Trump. Busty, caring, nurtured, and willing. My task of connecting with Donald becomes that much more achievable. My orgasm can be compared to a dozen lifetimes of happiness.

Finally, on Saturday, pre-Sabbath. I light candles to commemorate the previous days of ritual. I read scripture out of the Art of the Deal. I place a Donald Trump mural on my ceiling, and I begin the process of serving myself for the sexual gratification and intersection of cosmic transcendence. Donald does not disappoint. My body climaxes with veracity.

On Sunday, I rest.
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>>70401399
>that pic
>using a dualshock 2 on a ship in fucking outer space
I am okay with this.
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>>70401312

Silly Murca, the party was a branch of the BUF back in the 60s.
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>>70401316
Christ, that's pathetic.
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redpilled on racism /pol?

yes?

HAVE ANOTHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZ-RUufHgI
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maga...
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>>70401361
keep 'em cummin
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>>70401467
saved :^)
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>>70401541
taking a break face is fucking hot.
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>>70401361
>neckbeard
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>>70401467
K..KEEP ME POSTED
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>>70401510
I never knew the BUF branched into Singapore. If only they didn't fall apart, the UK wouldn't be so cucked today.
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>>70401316

That's utterly pathetic. Jesus Christ.
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>>70401189
Fuckin' made me look twice & I saw Nonon behind you. Too early to laugh this hard. Nice shit dude.
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>>70400984
Bernie literally can't win because it's a guarantee that 50% of the country would never vote in a socialist and of the remaining 50% many would still probably now. If I could make the general Trump vs Shekels man right now I would.
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>>70401631
Thanks man, got that two years ago at fanime.
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>>70401514
https://youtu.be/CzCQYOx-6g4

Here ya go. The video he was talking about. Prepare for max cuckiness
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>>70401399

Should have a rally going in one of those screens
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>>70401401

No worries. All of them got arrested and charged with sedition, libel and unnatural sex.
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>>70401000

I think he's smart enough to know that this is a nothingburger, and everyone who white knights for Fields is going to be eventually shamed. Well, to the extent that the media can be shamed, considering that Nancy Grace is actually still on the air.

https://youtu.be/rtWNVxnmG_4
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>>70401668
I'll take your word for it bro.
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>>70401467
No Barron?
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>>70401668
Stop giving this faggot views.
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>>70401000
He definitely leans left, but no so much that he's blinded to the rampant asshattery of the contemporary liberal. The Michelle Fields Apocalyptic Thermonuclear Chokeslam is just the latest example.
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>>70401467

topkeks
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>>70401668
>>70401723
DOWNVOTE TO OBLIVION
COMMENCE THE SHITPOSTING
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>>70401668
It's too late for that shit. I'm fine with the summary.
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>>70401750
Not like it matters that much. Libtards will jerk off to that for weeks
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Gotta admit, this parody account is pretty fucking good.
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>>70401715
Excellent!
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>>70401620

Well we were a British colony. At first BUF helped us to make a pro-independence movement from British colonialism.

Thereafter it was just pure pragmatic authoritarian fascism.

We rounded up the Commies, terrorists and other non-desirables and put them in prison.

Have a look at our God Emprah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSXmwv00AvI&nohtml5=False
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>>70401770
he's a jew

that's all you need to know about him
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>>70400267
>90's lawyer floppy hair is the best
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>>70401790
This. Why not?
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>>70401342
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>>70401843
Damn I wish I were that dog
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>>70401723
>"Hey guys, today I'm going to be """trolling""" New York City"
"Trolling" is pushing your political agenda over YouTube now?
Also, his hair upsets me.
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>>70401668

>that hairstyle
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>>70401809
>>70401871
Stop peddling your video.
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>>70400984
I think Trump will be president regardless, but both Bernie and Hillary will present their own different challenges.
Go up against Bernie and he's facing DUDE FREESHIT LMAO! Go up against Hitlery and he's facing the collective forces of Satan himself.
I like Trump in either scenario.
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>>70401283
>>70401215
They didn't get much use out of it. Might as well recycle it. Its fucking aesthetic, would be a shame to leave it in the dustbin of history.
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>>70400984
>Trumpfags are scared of some irrelevent internet hipsters candidate who has literally 0% chance of being the nominee unless Hillary has a stroke at the convention

Honestly I hope you keep throwing money at him and he goes all the way to the convention to lose so he can atleast drag the primary fight against Clinton.
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>>70401939
>your video
Im definitely not a giant faggot. That I can tell you
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>>70401939
Pretty sure everyone here has adblock noscript and ghostery
Dont even think the views register
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>>70401921
>shaves his beard as part of his Trump disguise
>says nothing about the idiotic haircut
>he intentionally had his hair cut that way
>mfw
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>>70400509
Everybody fails to notice that after NY his delegate needs drop to something like 49% or less of all remaining. Even now it's only 57%.
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>>70400559
Eh, I tried
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>>70401253
Why are all these people so retarded? Fucked up spelling and grammar, and they communicate like 5 year olds.
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>>70402082
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>>70401849
I may not have agreed with Lee in all matters, but the guy was a fucking boss. He didn't take any shit and always had the interests of his countrymen as his top priority.
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>>70402082
Wtf happened to Boortz? I used to love him.
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Did the Cruz scandal fizzle out? Does anyone even care? I wanted it to explode, but this DC madam stuff doesn't look like it's going anywhere.
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>>70401668
I wear my MAGA hat everywhere in OC, only had one faggot Mexican manlet(oxymoron) say something to me about it. I told him to fuck off, and he started stumbling and asked me not to hurt him when I approached him before running off. It helps to be tall and lift bruhs.
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>>70401297
Never let them cuck you. I'm sorry our universities indoctrinated your impressionable youth.
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>>70402104
SAVED
A
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>>70402104
Looks fucking nice, saved, thanks bro!
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>>70402167
Man, people can be such faggots
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>>70402162
It got buried because no hard evidence and the Cruz campaign basically pinned it on Trump to the brainwashed Mark Levin, Savage and Glenn Beck crowd.
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>>70401099
I don't remember Trump supporters attempting to crash rallies as much as Bernie supporters do. They've already been at suicide watch a few weeks ago.
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>>70400915
Is there any way we can get Trump to post this?
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>>70402082
>Neal Boortz
Literally who?

>tfw I used to listen to him when I first self identified as a "libertarian"
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>>70401123
>>70401271

Well, he grabbed SS first, but goddam that SS did not take any of his shit.

>vid related
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>>70402104
Saved
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>>70402167
>dude nice hat
>FUCK OFF
>don't hurt me
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>>70402280
Fuck
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>>70400701

those man-looking whores were so fucking pissed, it's glorious. and they're trying to involve some other made-up bs with it >>70401123
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>>70402288
Holy shit. Tweet it at him. Do it!
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>>70402247
He was literally the most beta piece of shit I've ever seen, acne all over his face, can't believe he even approached me. Wish I filmed it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j07nGTfKyBE
TAKE THE PLEDGE
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>>70402134
>>70402161
>>70402294
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>>70402280
>brainwashed Mark Levin
>and Glenn Beck crowd.
DAILY REMINDER:

RADIO HOSTS, AND CONSERVATIVE AUTHORS ARE RECEIVING CAMPAIGN SUPER PAC MONEY TO SHILL FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT

MARK LEVIN, BEN SHAPIRO, GLENN BECK, RUSH LIMBAUGH, DANA LOESCH, HEW HEWITT ETC... TO THE TUNE OF $500,000+ IN SOME CASES

>https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/04/07/the-paid-dc-shills-continue-erick-erickson-now-attacks-paul-ryan-primary-opponent/

>http://dailycaller.com/2016/04/08/gop-establishment-money-funding-mark-levin-glenn-beck-erick-erickson-to-attack-trump/
Michael Savage is not one of them
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>>70402082

Is Boortz one of those idiots that thinks the Constitution is a complete list of our rights?
That which is not permitted is verboten!
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>>70402104
Make an awoo for Hawaii if you can.

It's very much like Florida with the beaches.
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>>70402308
Should have clarified, he called me "raahcis"
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>>70402370
Michael Savage is drinking the Cruz koolaid about the NE story though and wants Trump to disavow it, probably believing the lies that he planted it.
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>>70402298
I watched it like 10 times. Does the faggot reach for the SS and he just reacts faster or what?
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Trump is a giant orange fart cloud. Prove me wrong.
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>>70402288

Get one of the fake trump accounts to post it to vicente
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>>70402104

Now you have to make one for every state. That's what you get for awoo posting.
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>>70402414
where have you been the past two weeks? He had Trump on his show after the event and Savage took everything he said back.
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got a shirt
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>>70402335
>>70402288
Why the fuck would you think that would be good if he tweeted that. I don't understand why people tweet him shit all the time that would hurt his campaign if he retweets.
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>>70402346
Idk how people can be turned into such indoctrinated idiots. What are colleges teaching? I start college this coming fall.
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>>70402414
NO, Michael Savage won't report on it until someone other than the Nation Enquirer reports on it

Does that make him a shill?

fuck off idiot

t. Listening to Savage since 1999

>inb4 oldfag, more of us are than any of you know
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>>70402143

And what matters don't you agree with him? I agree with him 100%. Polling is stupid as well as the American MSM being a big part of the American politics.
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look at this fag.
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>>70402333
Why dont you fuck right off, Cyrus.
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I've legit started to believe in kek becuase of trump, how do I harness meme magic to help me in person al life?
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Remember class, the next time someone says Trump is a racist, point out the fact that during his first serious flirt with the presidency, he proposed 3 African Americans for his cabinets.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign,_2000
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>>70402577
kek
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>>70402577
>playing guitar
>not jerking it at other dudes
lmao what a fucking queer
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>>70402506
What do you think of Savage's homosexual romance with Allen Ginsberg?
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>>70402506
Aye thanks for posting that.
Like heroin rushing through me.
Glad Art came out for Trump after his imaginary friend chased him off his show.
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>>70402577

Tell him he's a faggot for not playing the Trumpet
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>>70402475

>replace flag
>place relevant background

Sounds easy to be honest, if I was any good at photoshop I could do it.
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>>70402459
>giant
6' 2" is tall, not giant
>fart cloud
He wouldnt be able to readjust the microphones if he was

Rebutted
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>>70402373
>That which is not permitted is verboten!
The constitution actually says the exact opposite of that.
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>>70402421
see >>70401123

I'm pretty sure yogapants went for a grab and the SS stone cold stunned his faggot ass
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>>70402612
>OPRAH WINFREY, VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

That might work desu senpai
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>>70402506
Does art bell ever talk about trump? Or is it just sleep paralysis and black-eyed children?
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>>70402647
you have to change the awoo girl too
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>>70402612
What a disaster that wouldve been.
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>>70402497
Did you see that syrian immigrant tweet recently? Pretty sure he doesnt care. And no one gives a shit about Vicente Cox
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>>70400417
Best awoo.

Florida Master race reporting.
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>>70402664
yep, i was mocking the boor
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>>70401316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzCQYOx-6g4
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>>70402612

>colin powell
>oprah winfrey
>mccain

every single one of them backstabbed Trump
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>>70402635
lol, Art is one crazy son of a bitch, but a master of the air waves

I love him so much

I was glad he came on and did that show

t. former, and somewhat still resident of "The High Desert" , Nevada
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>>70402763
The wife controversy actually hurt him a lot and it was a retweet
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>>70402705
Well considering coast to coast is about the paranormal...
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Found out my Aunt hates Trump the other day. Her reasons were because he went bankrupt 4 times and Trump University was a scam.
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>>70402612
>John McCain
>Secretary of Defense
Shhh
You hear that?
It's the sound of BRRRRRRRRRRRRT softly in the distance
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>>70402497
*shrugs*

He loves shitposting at 2 AM
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>>70402664

a trick quiz on the constitution would ask which amendment gives us freedom of speech.
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>>70402656
Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. I can't believe you're such an idiot. 6'2" is giant for a fart cloud, you utter moron. Furthermore, the force of his farts can easily readjust the microphones, you utter fucking retard. Moron blown away. Sad!
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>>70402826
Sounds about as pathetic as my mom's reasons for it: "he's a sexist asshole"
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>>70400915
JUST
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>>70402280
Is the lawyer still going to release the data? Is there any news?
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>>70402798
I was agreeing actually. That should've been read with some comradely chuckles and a discredulous expression.
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>>70402763
I know, but why give him bait?
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>>70400772

Any clue on how many Trump gets from here?
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>>70402638
He left short after, like a dick.
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>>70402887
The force of a fart-cloud necessary to move a microphone would cause the speakers to break and the guests to get split eardrums.
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>>70402822
That was against Cruz tho. Vasectomy is just the cuck former president of mexico that saud fuck on tv. No one will care. Especially after his rant.
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>>70402917
Court blocked him
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>>70402705
Art Bell launched a new show recently, syndicated it, and then bailed claiming men in black were prowling his neighborhood threatening him and handed it over to a protege

He came on recently in a one off show, seemingly, and opened up the show to a discussion of Donald Trump, and was pretty much a /TrumpGeneral/ shitposter all night

>>70402824
Coast to Coast was handed off to a corporate radio syndication and George Noory a long time ago

Art Bell recently started a radio network and a show he hosted briefly in opposition to what Coast to Coast has become
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>>70403002
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>>70402506
This is true. I remember his ill-fated MSNBC show.
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>>70403002
>Bern victims
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>>70403002
jej
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rate my meme m8's

https://youtu.be/vako5fl0OVw
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>>70402817
>tfw every single one of those counties is barren af besides Clark and Washoe
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>>70402852
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>>70403002

>those droopy, tired panda eyes

Jesus, get some sleep.
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>>70403002
internet.png
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>>70403086

I wonder if he got that sinking feeling in his stomach you get when you're about to be doxxed?
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>>70402947
See >>70403013
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>>70400417
Especially given that Ted Cruz's people just wangled 12 (possibly more) delegates onto his team at the convention in Colorado WHICH TRUMP SKIPPED. WTF Trump.

>>70400427
Watch Hannity's show on Fox, it was explained very clearly. He's still the most likely to get there, but what you need is not just popular votes. YOU NEED DELEGATES TO NOMINATE YOU AT THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION.

Trump has been way behind at the delegate game. He has in fact lost a few to Ted already--ones he won but which were not bound to stick with him. It's an ugly system. Cruz is working it like a pro. He's been a Senator for years and has a highly competent, wily team (paid for with filthy Goldman Sachs money, of course.) And Trump's team apparently thought they could bulldoze through winning all the states and thereby taking by default the largest number of delegates.

But his campaign stumbled just enough, he lost just enough delegates along the way by coming in second or completely losing a few states, that now things are rough.

This whole mess is serving one great purpose though. It is showing the American people just how ugly, unfair, and NOT representative of our wishes, of the will of the people, our electoral process really is. The whole thing needs to be torn down and rebuilt as a publicly funded, open, fair system which will allow us to elect our president--not have a bunch of insider criminals put their guy in, time after time after time.

I think Trump can make it but thank God he hired this new guy, who is apparently one of the primo experts in the delegate-gathering process. They are working hard to catch up with Cruz and I am praying they do it.
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>>70402894
That's kinda what my whole family except my dad is rolling with.

He's a contrarian though. He likes Trump more the less other people like him. He's a "fuck everyone else" kinda guy. No idea what my brother thinks, but he's an independent thinker, so it could be anything.
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>>70403126

AIDS FRODO!!!!!
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>>70403131
Carson is ok
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>>70403131
Most of our state is federal land and nobody wants to live in the bad parts of the deserts/mountains.
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>>70402824
Well I haven't listened to his show midnight in the desert or whatever. Coast to coast is hosted by George noory and open lines guys were talking about how we need trump and they're worried for him. George kindof agreed. Don't know about art though.
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>>70403220

Do you stay in Reno?
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>>70403053
So, is Art back full time ir is that succubus still running things? I stopped listening around the time of the invisible stalker, disappearing rodents, etc.
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>>70402375
Here ya go ohana
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>>70403263
I live in Las Vegas, mate.
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>>70403220
>nobody wants to live in the bad parts of the deserts/mountains

Clark County ain't that great compared to the rest, but, here we are

Nevada for Trump!
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>>70402421

this one here >>70401123

is reversed, the reporter choked/contacted the secret service agent first, looks like the agent asked him to move or stepped around him or something before the reporter decided he wanted an escort to floor city.
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these guys were so southern it hurt.
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>>70403135
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>>70403053
Ha. Apparently he needs more security for his trailer in pahrump
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>>70403142
I think I need glasses.
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>>70403003
You're claiming that Trump is unable to fart loud enough to deafen his supporters? You just picked a battle you can't win, retard. Next rally, Trump will see you... IN THE TRUMPFERDOME.
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>>70400915

>It's birthday

Is he confirming that "it's" not a women.
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>>70403220
Oregonfag. Same here anon. Federal gov owns like 54% of Oregon land I believe it was.
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>>70402589

Why don't you suck my heavy metal dick, helmet head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeaHq58ehs8
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>>70400772
>>70403000
Yeah, that was expected. Trump is projected to win approximately 7 delegates there out of 34. NY and CA will win him the nomination. I seem to repeat this every thread, so to tl;dr it a NY win of 90 out of 95 and a Cali win of 130 out of 172 will win Trump the 1237 as long as he meets the very conservative estimates for the remaining states.
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>>70403297

What's there to do other than fucking whores, gambling and getting swindled?
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>>70403325
Nice. Dont fuck with SS
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>>70403381

I think you need at least 10 hours of sleep.
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>>70403412

What makes you think Trump will win that big in CA and NY?
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>>70400772
>wins
was given they mean
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>>70403126

you know this might work well as a jump scare video
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>>70403405
Get on my level. 80%

>>70403418
Voting for Trump obviously. But there really isn't much here, especially in the ghetto.
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Holy fucking shit Milo just gave a shoutout to my Trump facespace group

O_________________O
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>>70403185
The point was, he was supposedly bashing a woman for their looks which is exactly what this would be doing.
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>>70403270
Art is gone, too much Drama^WDancing Queen.
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>>70403487
>NY
Its his home state and he's very popular there.
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>>70402082
>>70403189

Maybe we need to get Neal Boortz to tell them that delegates aren't in the constitution either.
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>>70403270
>>70403366

Heather still has the helm at MITD

I hope Art gets his shit together

I don't believe his bullshit story about the predator

The Nye County Sheriff would fucking cover his property 100% if he needed it

Art Bell runs the only radio station in the county

He's a millionaire about 20 times over

Don't tell me some creepster who hates him can, individually, shut down the new syndicated show

I love Art, precisely because he is who he is

hopefully, he comes back on air

He is the all time greatest king of talking over the airwaves
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>>70403507
>O_________________O
Knock this faggot shit off man, you're on 4chan, at least pretend not to be a normie. When in rome, you know...
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>>70403505

I'm voting for Trump in California on June IF I can get a CA driver's license by 7th June. If illegal immigrants can do it so can a tourist.
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>>70403277
Mahalo nui loa
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>>70403189
I should add that similar shit is going on on the left. Bernie's followers are massively ignorant of the delegate process. Delegates are real people who choose candidates and are wooed by them aggressively. Candidates need to win the favor of delegates. It's fuckin' sick. But that is how it works. You do get some automatically if you win a state or rank high enough in the winning order, as we've seen. But some delegates aren't "bound" and can switch candidates after you won them! It's ridiculous. And then there are creatures called superdelegates--just like it sounds, they have more power and influence.

Delegates and super delegates are the people who nominate the candidate for the presidency at the party conventions. They are crazy important.

Hillary, get this, she literally has superdelegates and delegates who've been working for her and Bill since the 1970s. Bernie? nope.

True, if he wins more states than her from now on, and if the states he wins are ones w/huge numbers of delegates (YUUUGE) he might pull enough ahead overall to really threaten her.

But at the present time, he's pretty fucked. Trump is in better shape, but if anything, he's dealing with an even more complicated and nefarious set of crooks.

It's all insane. This is a year unlike any I have ever seen.
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>>70403505
Yeah but Nevada is just a fucking desert lol Also, isnt Area 51 in Nevada?
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>>70400772
>http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/09/us/politics/ted-cruz-wins-majority-of-delegates-in-colorado.html
>Senator El Rato captured a majority of Colorado’s delegates to the Republican National Convention on Friday, outmaneuvering Donald J. Trump, whose lack of an organized national campaign once again allowed El Rato to gain at his expense.
>outmaneuvering

Money talks.
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story of my life.
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>>70402298
>the nigger in the pink shirt who thinks he gets an opinion about it
The most baffling aspect of the nigger-police dynamic is how niggers labor uselessly under the false impression that court will be held then and there to satisfy their feelings, as if an arrest is an aggressive negotiation.
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>>70403086
What the fuck is this shit??
Gary fucking Johnson is already starting ads??
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>>70403624
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>>70402492
WHERE CAN I GET THIS SHIRT
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>>70403587
Good luck! California is the most lenient on this stuff.

>>70403605
Yes to both.
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>>70403505
I recall something along the lines of Trump selling off federal land to help reduce the debt.
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>>70403507

Milo are you in this thread?
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>>70403566
It was fun trolling the ballgaggers on /x/.
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>>70403566
You listen to somewhere in time on Saturdays?
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>>70403518
I guess theyd try to spin it maybe but it would be so funny
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>>70403649
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>>70403675
no, should I?
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>>70403649
the AWOO~vement shirt
the makeshift shirt-mask
the anime poster in the background

perfect.
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>>70403671
Those /x/ MITD threads were nice.
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>>70403505
Since Trump plans to sell of federal lands to fix the deficit, would I be able to purchase some really cheap Alaskan land from the gov?
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>>70400915

Hmm. I didn't realize how much of a retarded Mexican faggot Fox is. Makes sense though.
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>>70403723
Well it's old Coast to Coast shows with art. If you're an art bell fan I would think it'd be up your alley
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>>70403607
Rato got 12 and Trump got 2 according to the news blurb on the radio.
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>>70403705
what a cuck
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>>70400655
Rush does.
I think Savage used to be second before his break and is now third behind Hannity.
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>>70402612
>HUD
That should be the first executive branch department to get nuked following the inaugaration.
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>>70403487
NY is his home state and a new poll came out recently with him leading nearly 70% last I checked. He's going to sweep that state. Ted Cruz insulted NY, and only a few cucks will vote for Kasich the Cuck.

California is different. As long as Trump wins 10% or higher he will end up getting a yuuuge amount of the delegates. In 2008 McCain won at around 40% to his opponent's 30% (mirrors the current polls with Trump and Cruz), and McCain got something like 140-150 delegates. Conversely, all Trump needs is 130 and he's already leading by approximately 10% in all the projections for CA.

Again, this is taking into consideration the very conservative expert projections from the remaining states. If Trump overachieves or snatches an unexpected state he'll go well over 1300. But as far as the current projections go, if Trump wins NY in a sweep of at least 90 and gets at least 130 from CA he hits 1237 assuming the rest of the estimates stand.
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>>70403601
Jesus Christ, sounds like Disgaea.
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>>70403667
I remember that too, we have plenty!

>>70403779
Maybe, I'm not really familiar with that stuff.
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>>70403002
>wanna see something cool
>"yeah"
>it's the 30th shit-smeared ass crack i've seen this week

I gotta stop saying yeah.
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>>70403779

Sorry, Trump will make a SMART deal
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>>70403777
We always knew you were there, /pol/, just shitting things up.
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>>70401843
That will never stop being adorable.
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>>70403805

I don't listen to Rush consistently anymore, but whenever I do, he's pumping up Rato and formerly Lubio
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>>70403505
>government owns 19.4% of Hawaii

What the hell is there to own? Probably seaports I guess.
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>>70403705
My experience...
I'm not the fastest on my feet in a conversation, and this guy was a little all over the place. He mentioned Hitler like 5 sentences in.
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>>70403607

>money talks

Yep. Let's hope this turns around.
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>>70403507
>No one sleeps tighter than me
KEKEK
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